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Am A G.folln.OalD Philadelphia Prena: "Thin," aald thn peddler, "la a little device capeclnllly dtalgned for ue In our nummer weath er." "What ta It?" Inquired tha curl outi man. "It may be uaed one minute ox a fan and the next minute to hovel off tho now." . Oabrlel Harrison of Sterling Dare, lirooklyn, retired uctor and teacher of elocution, aged 1,1, uaed to run errands for Aaron Iiurr and U believed to he thn lnat gurvlvlng clone nciuulntaiict of that former vice president, d Under. j Ptaittve Cuarantca H Li -ri'jrjrr. 1 LALL f. UW0L BILL tliGHH BHHCR n f HEN the social order uv Elka Kit up a carnival, yer can put it down that there's Bometliin' dnin'," said Vncle Bill as hos topped Into the editor's ofllea with his Sunday unit and hiyh hat on. And as ho liamioii the editor a cigar, rmaked "I pot a hull iiofketfitl uv thew cigars with a maul. I rather liked the nchenie, as it p:t me in mind uv drlvln' fence; posts back East. All I had ter do was ter put up a nickle an whack Bway, an' the feler what was runnin' the machiae would band mp cigars. I've ben smokin' uv 'era fur several days, an' am still alive, so yet better light up." The editor light the cigar, took a few whiffs, leaned back in his chair with his hands locked being his head, and as he did to a look of suspicion overspread his contenance as he remarked: "I'ncle Hill. I have always had a grea' deal of confidence in you. but this cigar smells like a pie? of musty rope. Are you sure that you were at the Elks' carnival? This cigar Is more sugges tive of a hangiii;? mate!!." "Oh. I was at the ramival, all right, but every one was sort uv strung up a bit, I gneps. the way they acted. My Ktirs, it was a fright. Hut I must tell yer "ooitt the fixiuH they had. Kirst uv all, the city was decorated in a ptylo an' manner what. b:sal. eny tiling I've ev. r seen. Merchants bad vied with each rt'.cr in el"etr!:al decoration, an' the Elks bad de, (.rated the stre-ts far blocks, with fine archways, which sho'ie with spjomior by day an' siiarkied a; night, with brilliant Illuminations. Then tile big tihows that was there boat til i tref t carnival shows ever broiurht ter the West: an' as 1 was standing on a street corner a feller from Chicago stepped up an' naid: 'Davenport is a regular young Chicago, ain't it?' I put my hand dovn t"r my pocket, anil KhK! away from him, 'canse he had all the symtnms uv bein' a 'con' man, an' a 'con' man is a good thing ter gt away from, Va-tK" a feller is apt ter git burnt, with some of his -hot air bulbs: an' when nnyone gels ter handin' yer eny hul'ns. yer cither wants ter git. away or else git on the exchange list right oif for it'll cost yer like thunder if yer don't." "What do you mean by exchange list?" asked the editor. "It's like this, a hot air artist came up to me an' asked if my name wasn't 'Cy Ctf.her from up state, an' I said: 'Yes, I guess it he, hut yer've got the oesr. uv rr, cause l never see yer round Shake Hag." Then he said: 'Cy, gosh dnrn it. I'm glad tor see yer: how's all the friends in Shake liag? Don t remember me, eh? Why, my name Is Nate Grip; used ter live there.' I knew that he never had, but I said: 'Goo whizz. Nate, yer jest the feller I wanted ter meet. 'Can't yer lend me $10 I've had my pockets picked.' Wall, sir, yer ought, ter uv seen that, fel ler's jaw '!r0p. He hnw'd anil haw'ed, an finally said he d left, his'n (iown at the hotel an' he'd go down an' git me $10; but he didn't come back, 'cause I exchanged hot air with him at the propper time. Hut I must draw a lectin closer ter the carnival. They had ev erything from a snake-eater ter a genu ine case uv 'jim-jams.' The Elks didn't leave enythlng out, not even the 'crooks,' for the police took care uv them, and' seen that thgy.didn't want fur enythlng only a chance They had the smallest woman afTevral of the biggest liars on earthV'' "It takes a great ar!ety to make up a sucessful street carnival," remarked the editor. "Wall, they had It up there, all right," replied I'ncle Hlil. "everything a feller could thing uv, an' then some." "What was the most Interesting sight thre?" asked the editor. "The street illuminations at night was 'bout the slickest thing In the way uv scrumptuousness that was there. They they hnd Speedy, the high diver, Ife'd dive off uv a 90-fot ladder an' land head foremost in a tub four foot deep an' splash 'round like a 10-year-old boy In swimming. The only trouble was a feller would have ter stand an' wait fur him an keep lookin' tin whil a hull lot uv smart allecks would holler rubber; while some great big girl 'bout 33 years old would hit. yer 'longslde uv the face with a hall that was tied ter a rubber string; an' when that was done a feller was ready ter go an' patronize thn wild girl side show, 'cause, he was ready ter believe, that some on 'em was really wild. An' when a girl Is wild, she Is either Idiotic or acts that way, at least," "I presume that many sldn shows were on hand, as Is usual at such car nivals," said thn editor. "Yes, they had side shows nn' Inside shows, where yer could see the hoot ver coot yer dance, with the al-la-le-le song, fur a bracer. It sounded like all In tho allpy, but about the most Inter estln' show was tho German village. They had a feller there that was a-sing-ln a song, 'Sally In Our Alley,' with n lighted cigar In his month, an' It sound ed an" looked as though he was a tryln,' ter smoke poor Sally out nv the nlley. Then they had the Trylonlan warblers, that mado a noise like pourln' water out uv the btinghole uv a barrel a sort uv a google-google sound that utiggest ed ter the audience more beer. The country store was a popular plnce, as the Klks were storekeeper; an" the way they sold goods was a surprise ter Ned Irffo, tho man what runs the mission In Davenport. And one-half uv the pro ceeds went for that good Institution." "People as a general rule will pat ronize where the aim Is to help the un fortunate," remarked the editor. "Everyone that went to the carnival, went to see the trained animals, others went to sen thn glrl from up there,' some went ter the crystal mal.e, where they got lost a-lookln' at themselves; but. romln' down Second street I heard ft feller a-hollerln', 'Have you seen her? Iluva you een bor?' There was a big crowd around Mm, an' I thought some one was lu.st. so 1 asked who was lort, an' what Kite looked like; and he Mid: 'I'ass it) her", oe man, an' I'll tell ycr all about it.' An' when I got up en the platform, he said, '10 cents, please, an' take a look.' Wall I Ehelled out that's all yfr have t-r do at a carnival is ter keep a-sliellin' out; an', well, I seo a Shetland pony colt an' a cur dog. That's what a feller gits fur bein' curi ous," said i'ncle Hill. "You must have taken it all in, Ju:1g Inrr from the way you are posted," said the ( utor. "When. I go anywhere, I go ter take in what's ter be seen seen, an' then I don't have eny kick ter make. It's the people that :vo an' never take nothin' in whai kickvremin-keii r'nele Bill as he made a break for the door and said: "Tlicr-' goi:- an Kik. 1 vondor if he knows that it'a live minat..-s tur eleven?" WAIt OFFICE LEAKS. Information Can Get Out Without General Miles' Intervention. Philadelphia Times: There is per haps, no country in the world where war off! en secrets are less secret than in the 1'nitod Slates. The recent revela tions made in the senate by Senator Culberson Is proof of thi3, and, when the system in vogue in tiie war depart ment is taken into consideration, there seems little doubt but what Gen. Miles knows nothing of the scheme whereby secrets regarding certain affairs in the Phiiipines were made public. One thing which is more in rviiler.ee than any thing else is the fact that President Uoosevclt, Recrelnry of War Root and Adjutant General Corhin did not want to let thn public know anything of the sea "i lis and cruelties practiced in tho Philippines. The case in point, is that of Lieuten ant Arnold of I lie Fourth cavalry, who charged by Private Weir and other enlist'"! men, with extreme cruelty. The victims were Filipinos. The pa pers in the case were forwarded from tiie Philippines, if the army regulation:-, were carried out as prescribed, (,eii"!-.'il ( ha flee, as commending gr:n- er-.l of he division of the Philippines, should forward the papers to the ad jutant gi-ner.-.l, perhaps they were pent to the president or the secretary of war. At any rate, they did reach the war do part. Again, the re.ruhitions were obeyed, the pap"rs were in tho hands of those in charge of the o.'lie" of the secretary of war or the edjnlant general's office. It. is fair to presume, according to one who has a knolewdrge of affairs in the war department,, that the papers he came a matter of record in the office of the adjutant general. All official papers which reach the adjutant, general's office, through mili tarv channels, or otherwise, are briefed. Indexed by a card system and a record card made out setting out briefly the purport of the ens", together with true copies of all action, letters, indorse ments, etc. So carefully Is his record card compiled tiiat the loss of all the papers in the case would cause no in convenienc0 so long as the card all are consecutively numbered remained on file. As a matter of fact, In many case3 the original papers are lost or returned. and the only record the department has Is this card. The work of recording these cards and making the cross indexes, as well as recording action, letters, telegrams, etc., Is done in what Is known as the mail and record division of the adjut ant general's office. Here, too, comes all mail addressed to the adjutant gen eral. For this reason It is fair to presume that the papers in the Arnold case or at least the card were on record in the adjutant general's ofhee. Therefore, every clerk In the mail and record di vision, of which Charles M. Rrandt, a civil war veteran, is chief, has access to the history of the case. Clerks of other divisions, to a limited number, also could get the paers. make copies and' never be discovered. Most of the main clerks in the war department are ex-soldiers, and many of them are very improvident. It is a matter of record that Washington, as well as newspa pers of other cities, often get news not Intended for the public, and It Is pre sumed that Senator Culberson got his Information in somewhat tho same way. It Is a very simple matter for a clerk to give out information not in tended for the public and yet be per fectly safe from detection. One way is for the clerks known as "hrlfers," whose duty it Is to place on the record card, above refrred to, to make a copy of the charge taking, for illustration, the Arnold case. This can be done easily nnd without (lection. The paper and card are then sent to he stamped, giving another clerk, besides the chief of the room, an opportunity to make n copy of the capo, Thn pa pers, before being filed, or otherwise disposed of, then go to the division to w hich they pertain or to one of the ad jutant generals or to the sccrtary. Clerks in these offices, or even the mes sengers, have a chance to make copies. At no time, however, does the paper get to the lientenant general commanding thn army, unless referred to him through proper military channels. It can bo seen that the system of rec ords Is very simple, and that it is also quite easy for secrets to leak out. A former employe of the war department said that clerks. In "talking shop," of ten reveal secrets, although discussing department matters outside of the office Is expressly forbidden . "It Is a simple matter," he said, "to learn department secrets. . When I was a clerk, I was only one of a hundred or more who knew things that, the de partment wanted kept quiet, and while I never told any, I knew plenty who did. So far as General Miles Is con cerned, it would bo Impossible for him to get any papers without a dozen pn plo knowing It" The subject of good roads Is now at tracting considerable attention in New Hampshire, and tho state board of trade will devote to its consideration a meeting to he held at North Rye beach soon. Ex-Oovernor Wrest Rlllins and Profs. Nathaniel S. Shaler and C. II. Pettee will be among those who will address the mooting In advocacy of good roada. TACT OF QTJEEH VICTORIA. Orders Her Son, Edward, to Kneel at Tomb at Napoleon. A biography of Marshal Canrobert has been publish ; recently ia Paris. Not the least interesting part of the work is that which refers to tho extra ordinary popular de;nonstre:ion that marked the state visit of the " late Qit"en Victoria to the French capital. When the English sovcrdgn with bor consort and heir went to the Invalides lo look upon the tomb of Napoleon the scene was one which scerrs to have greatly., .iniprfessitd-. -tiie. .mucsitalr..vho. thus describes it: "Everybody was profoundly moved. Not a wprd was spoken. Each person sluoii'gKziiig nl tiie coffin and was lust In thought. Prime Albert was in fro"t of me in the rod uniform of a field mar shal, at his side stood the queen, and standing beside her was the Prince of Wales, dressed ia his Highland lO'uimi" with his velvet coat, his purse of fur, and the kilt: at the right was Princess .Maihildc, whose features, so pure, standing out in the light of torches, re called so vividly hte features of her uncle. After a moment's pause of re flect ion, of absolute silence, the queen, with an expression on her face of sever ity, calmness, and meditation, turned to the Prince of Wales, and placing her hands on his shoulder said: 'Go down on your knees before the tomb of the great Napoleon.' It was a fine exhibi tion of keen political tact, as well as ol fine human feeling on the part of the queen." MRS. JOSEPH H. CHOATE American women who are seeking entrance to society in London are more assiduous in courting- Mrs. Cho ate, wifa of the American ambassa dor, since she was honored by the king's presence at her table. A CHMAHAN ON THE SACES. Ambition of the "White to Excel, as Compared With the Red, Brown and Yellow. Seattle Wash., Post-Intelligencer: T-.o. Mercury, an evening newspaper published at Shanghai, China, for $30 per year, payable quarterly in advance, and dated 3d Moon. 9th Day. 2Sth Year of H. I. M. K u.mg Hsu, or Wednesday, April 1G. HI02, contains an interesting article on the effects of the Anglo- Jap anese treaty on eastern Asia, translat ed from a native Chinese paper. The ar ticle says: "Civilization has advanced so much tnat we now know that, all nations are derived from one common ancestor. '1 he varieties of race have been produc ed by climate and location and relig ion. Hut the white race is ambitious for a paramount position over the red, brown and yellow races. The latter races have no such desire to rule over the white. In fact, as the white rises, tiie other colors sink under them." The writer sorrowfully admits that "the red. brown and yellow races are slow in advancing and cannot keep up to the white," ane, he asserts that there are some foreigners who are not will ing to make allowances for this and have devised a theory out of the. seven days of creation to the effect that tho other races, exclusive of the white, were merely transmogrified monkeys. He insists that In the United States they have another sort of doctrines to the effect that man and birds are dif ferent. The colored people are the birds and man should use them as slaves and inferiors." And he declares the Ameri cans are today devising fresh exclusion bills against Chinese workmen and even against Japanese. In view of all this, whaot becomes of the much-talked of International law? Oh, it does not apply to these matters, forsooth. Rut do not be surprised. That precious inter national law follows the power which Is mightiest, aim is modified according ly to suit circumstances. After much more of this discussion, amusing to us and earnest to him, he declares. "If China does not quickly re form, and Is swallowed up by other na tions. It will come true that the white race will actually rule the yellow race. If this disgrace is to be averted It en tirely depends on China herself." The author then directs the attention of his fellow-Chinese to Japan. "She," he savs, "has rapidly advanced in civ ilization, so that she Is able to stand up for her own rights ngn-inst the white races. She boldly says that she also be longs to the white race. She says that there are red and yellow white races, to which class she belongs, and therefore, the western nations need not boast of their white race. The Japanese will not consent to be under their feet. Hence the white race praise her with a cer tain undertone of Jealousy." Such outpourings prove that the lives lost during the Boxer outbreak were not sacrificed In vain; that China is waking up. BLASTING BY FROST. Remarkable In quarrying was thn feat recently accomplished at Rublslaw Quarries, Aberdeen. A large stone had been drilled ready for splitting, when the thought struck the foreman thnt (he severe frost vhlcti prevailed might bo utilized. Water was poured Into each of the drill holes, and It was found after a couple of days 1hat the block of granite had completely burpt open. An idea of tho immense power of thn frost will be Ralhered when II Is staled thnt the r.tone thus detached measures 12 feet by five, and has a weiyht of about six ton. rrrW Mi'i-i kl UI'HS WHiHt ALL Uiir. Bet ( eiiHti Syriip. T?ih: Use I hi tinip. S'.!1 hv opitri"-'. SOME CURIOUS FACTS. A horsefly will live for hours after Its head has ba.-n pulled off. The head of th mosquito hawk will continue eating its victim when separated from the thorax. Fratic-i' is the first in Europe in tha point of fast trains, the fastest avc.r tSlns "fry-eight miles an -hour; Eng land ix-u.vs next, the fastest time being f:f;y-fi'. e miles. Third is Germany, with fif'.y-one mil', and next Bod gium, v.iih forty-nine. The l"!:ited Rates produce about one f.fth of tiie world's crop of wheat. Ar- niir:a. i which only one-sixtieth of ti-.e it .id is now under the plow, is tt-palnV ol yielding four Units our ais-.tiunt, oi twenty-four times as much as she is now producing. 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