Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, June 12, 1902, Image 2
The Harrison Press Journal. C. C. BURKE, Proprietor. HARRISON, - - NEBRASKA GEXEKAL NEWS NOTES. Natal was annexed to the British empire fifty-nine years ago. Every year salmon become scarcer In Scotch rivers. Poultry Imported Into Jersey from France now has to undergo quaran tine." The Brazilian coast city of Bahla has about 200,000 inhabitants, who live iu 17,000 houses. George X. Dale, consul at Coaticook, Canada, reports a decline of American trade In Quebec as the result of high duties here. ' Since he began yachting about fifty years ago Lord Brassey has sailed nearly 200,000 miles in a dozen yachts of varying tonnage. A publisher in St. Petersburg has is sued a directory giving, la 228 pages the addresses of all the pharmacies and drug stores in Russia. The Bulletin des Halles (Paris) esti mates the number of horses in the world at 74.600,000, the number of mul"S and asses at 12,100,000. The Prussian state railway adminis tration has begun to use American electric light apparatus for the lighting of postal and passenger cars. Consul C. Donaldson reports from Managua, March 23, 1S02, 'that the crop of coffee now nearly gathered is the largest ever produced in Nicaragua. Leipzig, like the American universi ties, has found it necessary to estab lish a course In elementary Greek lor . young men admitted from the itea: Bchulen. Eight hundred representatives from , seventy German towns protested unan imously at a meeting in Berlin against any increase in the duties on neces saries of life. Dover's (England) municipal electric tramways made a clear profit of $j,'.u0 and carried over 3,000,000 passengers during the working year just com pleted. Some of the girl students Imprisoned In the Boutirka jail at Moscow have refused all food for several days and have been removed to hospitals in a state of collapse. William Ernst, now grand duke of fiaxe-Weimar, is the only person liv ing who would have a valid claim on the throne of Holland were Queen Wil heimina to die. Prof. Albert Mlchelson of the depart ment cf physics. University of Chica go, has invented a machine so deli cate as to be able to measure the width of a hair. By its means, it is said, hj has discovered that matter of any kind Is no more solid than water, save in a degree. Pittsfield, Mass., which cans itscif the 'gc-m city of the Berkshires," has been the home at various times of many literary celebrities, among them being Longfellow, Oliver Wendell Holes, Hawthorne and Herman Mel ville. On East street stands the houe In which Longfellow wrote ' The Clock on the Stairs." ' The sultan of Turkey recently re ceived petitions from the officers in garrison at Uskub and three adjoin ing towns setting forth that their pay had faileJ to materialize for a long time, and that promotion was at a ' Standstill. ' Abdul Hamid responded by promoting sixty-five officers of the gar Tison at Przina . who had not peti- tionta. ' ' ' iv : ' , The youngest princess at the corona tion services will be Victoria Alexandra of Wales, who has just had her fifth birthday. The little earl of Arlle, who is in his ninth year, will, it is said, be the youngest peer to take part in the coronattbn. The father of the boy died leading a cavalry charge in South Af rica over a year ago. King Charles of Itoumania, born April 20, 1S39, was elected prince of Itoumania, April 20, 1886. More for tunate than his elder brother, Pr.ni-e Leopold of Hohenzollern, whose elec tion to the Spanish throne had to be declared of no effect, in spite of which it caused the Franco-Prussian war, he reigned wisely and prosperously for thirty-six years. It was gravely decided last week by Justice Marean of Brooklyn that a wife may hit her husband oti the head with a' stove lifter without being ad judged guilty of giving sufficient pro vocation for a divorce. Mrs. Louis Hartman deemed It necessary to reg ulate her spouse and while doing so employed '" the domestic Implement named, giving htm one smart rsp on the head. Then his stepson threw him downstairs. Louis appealed to the court for relief from Mich a strenuous home life, but his honor gave the de cision not:d above, holding that the assault did not establish cruelty with in the meaning of the law affecting limited divorce. t. H. Hale of South Glastonbury, Conn., large peach grower and gen erally accepted a good authority, es timates that the peach crop of Con necticut this year will reach 1,000,000 sNMheta, which la more than In any 9rovsMMi year. ,'Fwar hundred masons from all parts ac the state gathered at Austin, Minn., the ether meat to wanes the laitu tim af all brothers Charles, James, strpwr, WtBtUs. ParM and Ocorg -r -af." " ,... , ' . . . ' BBJCT HABTB. There Is quiet hi the valleys. And the pines are bending low; On the sandy, desert mountain all Is bar ren, dry and hard. For the minstrel n iioul is dying, Kar away from home he's lying. All the winds and all the waters wail the passing uf the hard. He has gone. like those before him, And his work in life is done. Honor crowns the gifted singer; glory smooths the care-worn brow. But we feel we cannot leave him. And his country lon? will grieve him: Ob that we could call the dying to return and meet us now: S. E. Greene. The Black Cat's Warning. BY SPEN'CER BOTD. (Copyright. 1M2. by the S. S. McClure Co.) RMAN and a woman stood upon the broad piazza apparently in the . act of parting. A cat. black as midnight, perched upon the girl's shoulder and formed a pleasing contrast to her white dress, and set off to advantage her blond loveliness. Flora, in defense of her pet, was vont to declare that it possessed a soul that had once inhabited the body of the Magi, or even that of Zoroaster him self. "For, said she. "he literally wor ships the fire, adores all the sunny places and his powers of divination are wonderful." Mr. Lyndon did not share her admira tion of the animal it seemed to regard him with a peculiar malevolence. Just before leaving, she asked his assistance In closing a number of win dows, which had been left open on ac count of the warm evening. The situation of the house was some what remote, sheltered from the street by extensive grounds and intercepting shrubbery, and to one unfamiliar with the place, might have appeared lonely. This tendency was ordinarily restrict ed through reason of the immediate family consisting of some five or six persons, but for various reasons, as Flora explained, almost every member had been called away from the city, and now there was only her brother at home, though her father was expected on a train that arrived about midnight Mr. Lyndon listened to this explana tion with great apparent interest. It was surprising. Indeed, with what grav ity and attention he hung upon her words, or, rather, it was natural and nattering. Not the least pleasing ele ment In his consideration was that his regard seemed more deeply enlisted as the evening wore to a close a striking tribute to the girl's fascinations. He performed the task of closing the windows with great care, which may have accounted for the time it occupied, or perhaps he was deliberate rather than careful, so as to extend bis visit and engage to the furthest limit a social Intercourse so charming. Indeed it must have been the latter reason, for one of the windows was left unfastened, though the negligence was not apparently detected. It was now near 11 o'cock. and all having been arranged, Mr. Lyndon took his departure. Flora passed Into the house, and as she did so, a certain uneasiness pos sessed her an occult prophecy of evil which she vainly tried to banish. As is usual with these Impressions the cause was direct, and, in this case, even im mediate; but failing to appreciate the logic of the situation the girl felt tor mented and mystified. She proceeded to her rom more agitated than she would admit, and especially oppressed by the ghostiy siieuce of the opai-lous bouse. A bat careered through the ball, cre ating intense alarm with its silent gbost-llke rushes. The silence and the sound were equal ly terifying and intolerable. She de termined to knock on her brother's door, that, even though ridiculed, her fears might be allayed. There was no light within, but she persisted In her rummons. first with a timid appeal, then with peremptory vehemence. No answer was elicited and finally she opened the door. The bed was un occupied, and the girl realized that she was alone in the house. She proceeded with deference to un known conditions and softly opened the door to her room, as though fearing to intrude. To her relief there was no one Witt's. She then very cautiously deposited upon the bureau a package, tbe con tents of which had quite recently occu pied Mr. Lyndon's attention as well as her own. She felt now that she had been Indis creet, for Mr. Lyndon was a compara tive stranger, yet the desire for display bad overcome her scruple, and her judgments and she felt, with some re gret, that she bad allowed to go unchal lenged a laughing estimate of tbe cas ket's value one very largely in excess of the trutb. Tbe casket contained some score of diamonds. Mr. Lyndon, in the meantime, pur sued his way towards the center of the city. Happening Into a saloon which was frequented by college boys, he saw, with half a dozen comrades, the broth ed whom Flora thought safe within bis own room, 'while lounging near the group he inadvertently heard that the party was about to adjourn to certafn private rooms where the great Ameri can game would occupy their attention for' some hours. This, of course, was but slightly In teresting to Mr. Lyndon, so he proceed ed on bis way. after discovering that the train which Flora expected at 12 was some hours late. He slowly extracted a purse from his pocket and proceeded to examine its contents. This was effected with speed and accuracy tbe purse being empty. He stood and studied the time table with earnest attention, seemingly en grossed to the exclusion of all other duties and diversions. Flora determined to remain dressed until her father should arrive. She was a girl of more than ordinary courage, and. though at first the loneliness op sressid her, abe felt reasonably secure. She settled into an easy chair and be gan reading. Tata was an excellent Idea, aha thought, and well designed to protect ker from any feellag of nervousness. After reading for some tine aba, merely out of curiosity, raised her eyes to look at the clock. ' To her surprise tt hag Mooned, yet no, aha distinctly hoar it ticking. i It wan 10 minutes after 11 when ahe began reading and now It waa three attautes later. He ted rand far at lanat half aa Mwr of towne aba had and it aunt tar tow ttat Of tioeft had stopped and then resumed its work. In the morning she would have tbe clock repaired. Four times she read for similar half hours, and four rimes the clock stopped. Therefore it must have been after 1, though the clock Indicated less than a quarter of an hour for her entire liter ary recreation. She rose to her feet, wondering why her father did not come. Feeling op pressed, she opened a window and gazed inquiringly into the unanswerable night The cat purred contentedly on the arm of her chair. " For some reason she did not continue her study of tactics she had been read ing the "Manual of Anas," lea through her brother's error. She now determined to retire, feel ing perfectly quiet after her first ner vousness. It wag really absurd that she should have felt agitated at all. How different everything would ap pear in the morning the sunshine's tranquil gold dreaming upon the floor the melody of the birds whose notes fell In liquid showers amid the showers of dew. She would listen, too, for the woodpecker with Its crimson head of fire burning behind its driving bill, like the glare of the explosion that gives the projectile its furious energy. She would know the exact time to arise by noting through the transom when the golden lance of sunshine ripped the palpitating shadow in the hall. As she lay meditating, with her hand upon the soft fur of her pet, she felt soothed and lulled byits soft purring. Suddenly the sound ceased. The cat rose with arched back and glaring eyes. Glancing up, she 6aw outlined against the transom a human head. Death was hers for the asking, and less! She looked upon the floor and In a moment it was peopled with shadowy fates, and she felt the carpet torn by champing teeth. The paralysis of her terror was also her safety. She made no sound that would direct the attention of the head j from the diamonds to herself. Terror had wrapped her so close in his weaving that she could not wound her self against the thorns of danger. Slowly the girl realized her situation. The first signal was like a stunning blow; then she came to the realized snguish, the nerves working into tor mented surprise, tbe chaos of misery, excitement of fear. Shu wondered what would be the out come. Death, indeed, but under what circumstances?, . Remote from human aid choked with strong hands about her throat that grinning sepulcher of a head against her face, while the congested veins blackened. Oh. the horror of such a death! And worse than all physical pain, the nameless agony of fear. Was there no help? Could that des perate intruder terminate the whole design and mystery of her existence? Doubt and agony and groping hope lay upon her heart. How long she lay In that condition she could not tell. Ages cf torment she knew, records of uncaHng minutes were lost. Tbe great house seemed burled in night and silence. The world had fal len away in its circuit, and this frag ment whereon the house was bullrled lay lost in space. She felt that the fath omless ocean held no more imperious or sterner solitude. After these maddening moments that deride the longevity of the centuries, she suddenly thought of an escape. She rose slowly. It were easipr to step barefoot on burning plowshares, yet the girl did not falter. She reached the bureau where the diamonds lay, drew them with trembling fingers from their case and stood absently fingering the blazing jewels as though loath to leave their sparkling company; then, without replacing any of the stones, she left them in scattered confusion and walked slowly to the other end of the room. Those blazing crystals might well hold the attention of that terrifying head for the moment at least Thea summoning all her resolution, she rushed to the door and with furiouB haste pressed tbe spring that closed the heavy transom. As It closed with crushing force upon the clinging fingers an unearthly cry rang out upon the stillness of the night, and the black cat sprang through the open window Into the impenetrable bioom. ' Some hours later Flora's father and brother returned. Their return was not coincident through design, but the result of an accident which was elicit ing an earnest but coherent narrative from tbe younger man and an appear ance of dark disapproval from the elder. Their conversation was abrupt ly terminated as they entered the house by moans and curses. Tbe two men sprang up the stairs in mad haste, and a moment later stood before Flora's door. Hanging suspended from It. his bloody fingers a mangled, monstrous mass of bruised flesh, was Lyndon, Calmly regarding him with malig nant eyes lay the black cat, while upon Its ebon fur the blood from the wound ed hand fell in long, spattering drops. Flora lay within, huddled In a scarce recognized shape of chattering fear, ex citement and tears. The cause of the tragedy the dia monds by that common law of per verse fate, were the only actors In the piny that showed no sign of the ex perience. STRANOEB BIRO, Kitting of a Big Pelican Hear arfTJli sola City. Inter-Ocean: W. D. Fluent killed a big pelican recently on the dike In Al ton harbor. The bird had been hover Ing along tbe river, and was apparently Injured when he was first seen. He had been flying alongshore and cloae to tbe water, frequently swimming, and Mr. Fluent crossed the river In hla naphtha launch to get a shot at tbe big bird. The pelican measured 9 feet from tip to tip of ita wings and waa t feet I Inches from the tip of Ita beak to the Up of Ita toll. The pelican la a Strang In this part of the country, although they some times coma op the river la flocks. None as big as tbe one killed has baa Men In this part of the country la many yean. It will be stuffed and mounted by Mr. fluent The late Lord Klmberley once said: "Almost the greatest crime which any one aaa commit oa my estate la to kill aa, 01" . - uncle: bill INO IS these days uv trusts an' mis trusts, it behooves us farmers ter have our corners well round ed out." said L'ncle BUI, as the editor handed him the latest market quotations with the remark, "I see that streg touched the highest market of the season yesterday. "A steer can touch most enything he starts after if he only has the right kind uv a combination behind him," contin ued Uncle Bill. "My, my, seven dollars an' forty cents a hundred, on foot, makes atelier feel like doffln' his hat ter a steer. I took a load In ter Chicago last week an' they brought so durn much money that I kinda hankered ter buy 'em back ag in. One stock broker said 'Wall, ole man, yer got the right stear on the market this time,' an' I said, guess I did, sure enough, an' at that I Jumped straddle uv a steer an' he started ter go pell mell through the stock yards. I prabbed hold uv his tail an' one horn an' hung on fur keeps, until we finally fetched up in a bull pen, with the steer a leetle might winded, an' me a breath in' sort uv hard. It created some ex- A Settin' on the Beef Trust. citement an' when they asked me what I done that fur I told 'em that the gov ernment was a tryin 'ter set on the beef trust, an' I wanted ter show 'em that the only way ter do It was ter jump on an' hang on until they had it winded." "Don't you think that the beef trust is a good thing for the farmer?" asked the editor. "Its my opinion that if Uncle Sam would jump on ter some uv the trusts what is, an' has been trusts fur years, that he Would have a more practical ground ter work on; the law uv sup ply an' demand will always regulate the markets on meat Ktuffs. The combine may have some effect on It at times, but they're bound ter have a bargain day, sooner or later, an' the farmers out our way are agin' trusts uv all kinds. We can hold our cattle, but gosh '11 mighty, who'll hold us, if this thing keeps up?" "Do you mean the price of steers?" asker the editor. ""I mean the price uv meat ter the workin' people. Why every hotel a feller stoss at the subject uv the beef trust is the topic at the table; one hotel I stopped at 1 asked a travlin' man what he thought uv this meat proposi tion, an' he was tryin' ter cut a pleco uv beef at tbe time, so be said, "It's tough, ole man, tough,' an' at that the hotel man stepped up an' said, 'gentle men, tbe beef trust has got everything cornered, an' that was the best I could git, and the travelin' man told blm that whatever be done, ter be cheerful about it, fur the 'Lord loveth a cheerful liar,' an' If he bad eny tales ter tell 'bout tough meat ter go an' tell 'em ter tbe butcher. "The butcher Is a weary man these days," quoth tha editor. "Yea, It's terrible harraaaln' on bit nerves ter git a good place uv steak out uv the neck uv a critter, bat the hotel man helps him on. The average hotel man can And steak closer tor a Tha recent census returns show that tha population of Belgium now stands at latMlO.' having doubled daring the last 6 years. Belgium la now tha moat densely populated country In Europe. The Women's Protective Health As sociation of New York la demanding that fruit sold on tha walks be covered to protect It from dust Tha sale of candy la already regulated la this re spect Christian Da Wet, tha elusive Boar general, la aald to be tbe descendant of Da Witt, the great Dutch admiral of tha 17th century. . nrB55v ', U v A STvI ' Olt a Corner on Pork. ' teer't ears than the butcher can 'cause bis conscience aon i auu u.;, said Uncle Bill. "The pork market is not far behind that of beef," remarked the editor. "The hog Is a hard thing ter corner, said Uncle Bill, an' eny one as don't believe that, let him git out an' try ter corner one. I tried ter git a corner on pork the other day; sold a lot uv hogs fur seven cents a pound, but one uv 'em didn't want ter leave his happy borne ough ough ough, so I said the market's got yer cornered this time an' yer has ter go, but argument is wasted on a hog when they git contrary, for jest as I thought I had him in the corner uv the fence I'll be durned If he didn't make a break an' went through my legs. I grabbed forijs tall, an' say, I skinned a cat qulcker'n yer could say scat, an' when I got up agin the hog an' me was both a wanderin' down the path that leads the other way. An' I'm afeerd that when the government gits through tryin' ter corner the beef trust they'll both be in the same fix." OIL FOR HIGHWAYS. Denver Will Make a Liberal Test of Petroleum on Her Dirt Roads. The b)ard of public works will sprinkle several stfeets with oil In- .'stead of surfacing them with macad am or asphalt. It is said that the oil lays the dust, keeps down weeds, and permeating the natural surface of roadways, forms a coating within six months which possesses many of the attributes of asphalt. This surface hardens into a kind of cushion one and one-half Inches thick, sufficient for streets where there is no heavy traffic. President Speer of the board or pub lic works said yesterday that the board had been experimenting with oil as a road-making material since last February, lie got the Idea from Los Angeles, where 14 miles of Btreets have been improved by the use of oil. The board has tanks made for sprinkling the streets with oil. The board's early experiments showed that Colorado oil will not fill the re quirements because it has no asphalt base. The base of the state's oils la paraffino. A carload of oil from Beau mont has therefore been shipped by the board. With this will be mixed residum from the oil refineries at Florence. The board thinks that this is the best combination for Denver soil. The streets to be sprinkled will be first graded, rolled and graveled. Then the oil, heated to 250 degrees, will be sprinkled over them from the tanks. The oil will gradually harden between the particles of gravel and earth and packing make a firm surface. President Speer estimates that roadways of the city can be Improved in this way for an average cost of $1,000 a mile. To lay a mile of as phalt costs $100,000 and with other materials from 35 to 50 per cent less. After the original thorough sprink ling with oil the surfaces of Btreets will shed water. According to state ments of the public officials In cities where the system Is in use. one an nual sprinkling with ol! Is all that is required to keep streets so treated in good condition, except where they are cut hy heavy vehicles. Denver Re publican. ELECTRIFIED HOUSES. Explanation of an Apparently Be Markable Phenomenon. Cassler's Magazine: An Instance of non-familiarity with simple scientific goes the round Tof tho nr. oam 18 lnKhe thU:k and afU'r lhat Han(1 ZIXm$zLPZ Hl"!1 an indefi. the electrified bouse. The article A 1 Tk..M.W ly states that some one hag that everything be touches in his house the radiators, picture frames, banquet lamps, etc. gives him an electric shock. Hence, he fears there Is some connection between the arc-light wires end the water pipes near his residence. The eleetrlc-llght inspector Is, there fore, summoned, and reports that the wires of his company are intact and that the electricity must come from some other source. It does not dawn on any of the people consulted that the discoverer of the phenomenon Is unconsciously perform ing one of the simplest and oldest of electrostatic experiments, the shuffling of his shoes over the dry carpet raising the potential of his body to several thousand volts, which discharge at every opportunity. One may even get electric discharges from bis knuckles to the brass lock of a handbag which be may be carrying while walking on a stone pavement duriug cold, dry weather. But. dismissing newspaper nclenee. It Is somewhat astonishing, in view of the many ways In which in cold, dry countries electricity Is unintentionally devoloped and manifested by sparking, that the first knowledge concerning this phenomenon did not come to the an cients In this way rather than by the attraction of light substances by amber. The explanation of this, however, may be that the scientists of bygone days did not reside In cold, dry countries. A new portrait of president Buchan an, painted by William Chase, of New York, has Just been bung In the green room at the white bouse, and tbe old portrait, wblcb became discolored, has bean removed, at tbe request of Mrs. Harriet Jane Johnson, President Bu chanan'! niece, who replaced It with the new Ilkeneaa. Dacca la situated 160 miles northeast of Calcutta. In the seventeenth century It waa the capital of Bengal. In 1800 It bad a population of 200,000, and was noted for Ita product of line muslins Growing Imports of Manchester cottons ruined Ita industries, however, and by list tbe population had dwindled to 12,000, A Bavarian governmental report states that tbe American locomotives In use on Its railways have proven super ior to those of German make. This re fers to the engines, which were said by various continents! papers to be alto gether unsatisfactory. , CUBIOUI HOKZ FOB BIBJM. A Fair of House Wrens TJtUiaa aa Unoccupied Hornets' Heat Charles C. Abbott. M. D.. In St. Nich olas: Those who are familiar with our common house wren know how often It happens that very strange nesting sites !re at times decided upon by this bird. It Is not so long ago that a small water ing pot, hanging within easyHch of a pump constantly used, was taken pos sesion of. and the wrens, all unmind ful of people constantly coming and go ing very near them, raised their brood and returned the following summT. A permanent box was placed In the spot . . ,i ...... ,) ........ n nn,f thfa K.i itjipr inf. Hi-i mill c ajun . uu, -since been used. Wrens have been known; too, to-en-ter houses through open windows and attempt nest building indoors, and In places, too, very Inconvenient to the family, as In a card basket on the piano, and on the pole supporting portieres. But more curious than all other In stances. It seems to me, is the follow ing: In tbe spring of 1901 a hornet's nest that had long hung In my hall was temporarily placed in a covered porch. . Some weeks later, a pair of wrens were noticed examining It very critically, ami they finally decided that as a nesting site it was in every way admirable. The fact that I was frequently sitting on that porch, often with two or three people, in no wise troubled them. The birds were absolutely fearless. Having chosen the hornet's nest as a summer residence, the wrens first clear ed out sufficient space for their use, and chipped a new circular entrance to it. This they made the more secure by placing in front a platform of twigs, many of which were thrust through the paper walls. This was not always easily done, and gave rise to some cross words, or so It seemed. Except a few feathers, there was nothing carried Into the hole made by the wrens In the body of the hornets' nest. As soon as all was to their liking, eggs were laid and the brood sucesfuily reared. While the parent birds were notice ably tame during the days of nest-making, they were even more so when there were young birds to look after. With out really troubling them, I tried In many ways to test their confidence In my good will toward them. Several times I leaned against the pillar sup porting the roof of the porch, so as to bring my face within IS inchen of the opening to the nest. Twice, under such circumstances, one of the old birds darted past me and entered, but at oth er times waited most Impatiently until I again sat down in the chair near by. One fact that Interested me greatly was that, when Interrupted by my com ing, the wren, firmly holding a wrig gling worm In its beak, would scold crossly, making a loud whirring anrt shrill sound. How the bird could make the sound and yet retain the worm In its beak 1 leave to others to explain. TO BRIDGE SALT LAKE. Southern Pacific Is About to Build a Long Trestle Across It One of the most remarkable tasks of railroad engineering undertaken In the West In recent years is about to be begun by the Southern Pacific in Utah. For tbe sake of saving four and one-half miles the railroad is about to build a new lino lofi miles long, and for part of the way the road will run on a timber trestli! across the Great Salt lake. It now runs around the northern end of the lake over a route bothered by many sharp curves and heavy grades. The work will ake three years to complete. It calls for an expenditure of $800,000 a year. The moBt formid able part will be the building of the trestle across the main body of the lake, at a point where It is seven miles across. The lake bed Is comprised first of a layer of fine sand from 6 to 30 Inches in depth. Then comes a hard strat um of soda formation from a foot to -mil Ul-Utll. .. 1 be road will be built l2iri fn" thla mas T on, ' nflcg he trestlA will be built high enough to allow for a rise of the water, which at this point Is now about 30 feet deep. It has Imen the experience on the lake hitherto tliat sand tends to ac cumulate around driven piles, if thia should be repeated here the result wllf bo a shallowing of the water and increased security along the road. Besides saving time on the South ern Pacific, the construction of the line will bring Immense deposin of guano on Islands in 8alt lake wlthlr easy reach of a market. New York Sun. HOTEL FUNERALS. They Are Infrequent, Because jected to by Landlords. Ob- Baltimore Herald: "Landlords of hotels object to funerals, for their houses are eminently places rf good cheer, and on that sunshine of good cheer they want no shadow of sorrow cast. Hence, when a guest dies under the roof of one of the landlords he uses all means posnlble to have the funeral services held elsewhere. "And as a rule, the landlord has no difficulty In achieving that, because the dead guest's family wishes his body to be burled from his home. For he In nearly always a transient guest, and It would seem both heartless and Irrever ent to bury him otherwise. But, If be Is a resident guest (a thing that hap pens once or twice In a thousand years), the landlord easily arranges with the undertaker to hold the services In tbe Iatters parlors. "And thus It happens," concluded tbo observer, "that not one man In a tbous na ever sees a funeral from a hotel," The Baal Problem. She I found the sweetest little flat yesterday, and If we have to live In a flat after we are married I want it And It was only f,600 ayear. He Yes, but She But whatT He-My Mlary Is $3,000. What shall we do with tbe other 600?-New York Bun. . Hot tha Latent Helen la tht the latest book you are reading, dear? Miss Rwder Oh, no dear, no! Why. this book has been out since noon yes terday. Ohio flute Journal