-' i . . I r I "Wei 1 II. a it 1 1 QBOftOI GOULD'S LXTT1A. App-h for Half a Million Dollar for the World ! Fair. (rt-orge J. Gould lias written the fol io winy Inter: "Honorable Benjamin B. Ode.ll, gov ernor of New y(rk State. Albany, N. V. My leear Sir: With my knowledge of the magnificent stretch of country be twr; the Alleghanies and the Rock Mountains, drained by the Mississippi river and lu tributaries. 1 have always beer, and am now strongly Impressed with the commanding position of the city of St. Ixmis, the central city of the great Mississippi valley, and I am deep ly in earnest with others In endeavor Jig id build .;p her trade and com merce. A vital factor In the immediate future of the advancement of these will be the. lx)iilsiana Purchase exposition, the pates of whic h will be thrown open in little more than a year and the plans of which are laid on broad and compre li' DHK lines. "The exposition will not benefit St. J-oiiif alone, nor aid only the develop ment of the remarkable aggregation of Mates between the Allcghatnles and the Kocky mountains, but will assist filrnont equally In the advancement of all the states In the Union and of all hiiereHts and industries throughout the country generally. "I hese international expositions are. milestones In the path of progress and civilisation, and are ho recognized by the great nations and by none more so than our own. It is not necessary to re i .ill to your mind the liberal action of congress and of the different states in f:.vor of the Columbian exposition of !;!S nor of Its and their liberality to w .'irj other expositions not internation al In character, but upon a lower plane, and within narrower hounds. Congress has. as you know, made a large appro priation in support of the St. Louis en terprise, this national aid being about the same as that glveu to the memora ble exposition of 1S!C. "You doubtless have already Inferred from what I have said that 1 am about to plead for a liberal appropriation by the FCmpire state for a New York state building and exhibit at the St. louls expedition. The wealth and dignity of New York sustained and strengthened by the resources of the country at large, and depending mainly upon them for the commerce of her great metropo lis, fully warrants an appropriation of at least half a million dollars. "1 have been informed that but $50, luti has been suggested, and It is the mention of this entirely Inadequate amount, coupled with the fear that this or a sum much more large will be ap propriated, which leads me to appeal to you as I am doing. I urge as earn estlya; I can an approprlatloncommen Mirafe with the wealth and great ties f this state, and one that will by its liberality be a lasting assurance of the t;ciod will of the Empire State toward he r sister states of the Mississippi val ley, and more especially Missouri. "In behalf of the Louisiana Purchase exposition I beg that you will use your influence for an approbation of not less ihan $"i00,()00. Apologizing for intruel ir,g on your time, believe me with much respect, yours sincerely, GEORGE J. GOULD. THE RULING PASSION. Remained Strong In Her Under Strikingly Adverse Circumstances. Smart Set: "It was kinder funny that. Is, overlookln' the seriousness of It." Miid the landlord of the I'eltyvllle tavern. "You see, Miss Gabriella Lanks, vho has- not mctnln' any dlsrespm-t to 1 r. you understand been an old maid so long that It's generally believed to l:n chronic, approached the railroad crrnsin'. and a brakeman waved a r-cl ti .i' at her to warn her of danger. She thought he was tryln' to flirt with her. ,-uH advanced toward him with a smile, rnd a caboose that was backin' up clruck her good and plenty. Luckily, no bones were broken, and the first tiling she said when she recovered con sciousness was: " 'Oh, this Is so sudden!' " Baby's First Teeth. Mulanna Wheeler In Harper's Ba zar: It Is a mistake to think that the illc,'s tint set of teeth need little or no attention, and that nature will care for them. As a matter of fact, from the moment the first little teeth make their ippearance the care of the teeth should commence. The strength of the sec ond or permanent teeth depends large ly cm the good and sound condition of the flr-t. As the decay of the teeth al ways rnmmenePH from the outside, the frst care I the mouth. It should be kert clean and none of the germs w -filch cause decay be allowed to remain there. Acid is one of the first causes of decay in the early teth. and the cause of acid in the mouth Is often that after each meal a small portion of the milk Is allowed to remain In the mouth, wrere the warm temperature causes fermentation. In a small baby, th mouth sboud be washed with water containing a pinch of borax or borle Hcld solution after every meal, and at lerist two or three times a clay In an older child. A soft bit of linen or a little absorbent cotton wrapped around th finger Is sufficient for this process. When the child's double teeth come, a iml soft tooth brush slrrild be used. He ure to use the brush gentlv, em ploying the horizontal motion and the perpendle ular as well, as by doing this the bristles of the brush get between the teeth and dislodge little particles ( food which cling there, The mouth nlso should be opened wide, and the crown of the teeth well brushed. Aft'T the teeth are washed, the month should l,e thoroughly rinsed. It. is net neces miry to use scrips or tooth pastes or powders. Plain boiled water, or water with a pinch of borax, or a saturated olulion of boric-acid wash, the last t.Tlng mildly antiseptic, can be used. A Narrow Escape. rhllndelphln Press: Onssldy "Ol -was born in 'BK. an' a lucky t'Ing It wan fur me." f.-iS' V - "Wan It o Phwy?" Cassuly "Well, ye see the twlnfy nlnt' v Fab'ry Is me birthday, an' so If 'fiH hadn't been a leap year 01 wudn't a' had been born at all, at all." A monument to the memory of Mat thias Ilnldwln, the father of the loco-motive-building, Inrtuittry in this coun try, and founder of the Institution at Tlroad and Spring Garden atreets which hears hi name, la to be erected In Philadelphia. TULA 'I FLAW. Tha Orat InTtntor Preparing to Send Wlrcleaa Xcaaagea. New York World : Nikola Tesla sayg that he is nearly ready to make a prac tical test of hlg ystem of wireless te legraphy at long distances. He told a reporter that he expected to be able to make a definite announcement on the subject within three monthH. Mr. Tesla's work and plans In this direction have been surrounded by much mystery. He has been experi menting for several years. Some of his experiment were conducted on the top of Pike's Peak, which gave rise to a report that his sending and receiving stations were to be located at very high altitudes. In August last, however, he pur chased 200 acres of land at Warelen clyffe, l j. L, and announced that hl principal station on this side of the Atlantic would be located there. War dendyfTe is on the north shore of Vong Island, about fi.'i miles from this city. It Is reached by the Port Jefferson branch of the Ixng Island railroad. The most Interesting building In pro cess of erection at WardenclyfTe Is the tower, from which wireless messages will be sent and received. When com pleted it will be 216 feet high. The diameter at the base is 100 feet; at the top 80 feet. It is constructed of wood and Iron. The secrets of the Interieer of the tower are closely guarded. It Is known, however, that at the base of the structure there is an entrance to a well 120 fe-et deep, with a staircase lead ing clown into it. From the bottom of the well there will be four tunnels, each 100 feet long, which are now being ex cavated. Mr. Tesla has recently taken out pat ents on several new devices fur receiv ing wireless messages. The purpose: of his new Instruments is to inc rease the force of the impulses proriucid by the Hertz waves. Speaking of his system, he said : "The current which I will use will he of the familiar alternating type. The energy which Is generated in that, form will be therefrom the intensity of the vibrations will be magnled 10.000 times. These vibrations will be of the kind best calculated for transmission through the earth, which Is my real conductor. At the receiving station I will provide rne-ans for magnifying the force of the incoming vibrations a quar ter of a million times." It is not known where the Tesla sta tion on the other side of the Atlantic will he located. The; inventor Is con ducting his work as secretly as possi ble, because be does not want his rivals to learn of the plans. It Is known among his friends that he was greatly disappointed because Marconi was the first to send a wireless message across the Atlantic, an honor which he had hoped to win for himself. He has declared, however, that he expects to eclipse the performance of Marconi when he gets his system in operation. "VACCINATION EUCHRE." Novel Di-version at a Recent Card Party in South Brooklyn. New York Tribune: South Brooklyn has gone vaccination mael. It has conic to such a pass that a person who can not show a vaccination mark Is at once branded as a social outcast. It all came about through one or two cases of smallpox Just this side of the Ray Illclge district, when several persons who hail attended a dance were' com pelled to Kiibmit to vaccination hy the hoard of health elex-tors. There was walling and gnashing e.f teeth among the fair women and brave men, but afler it was all over they swore they would start a fashion. So they began talking to their frii'nds, dilating on the joys of the "glass arm" until the idea gradually spread, and one after the other quietly slipped away and submit ted his or her arm for treatment. "Who was vaccinated today?" In the question first asked at every evening entertainment in that section of the borough. Last weetr, at a meeting of the Perpetual Youth F.uchre. club, the members voted that they would not only hn vaccinated, but that they would have It done In style, in a way that would make their friends envious. A committee was appointed to make the arrangements. A "vaccination euchre at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Daniel R. Drl-coll. 2X8 Forty-Klghth street, the other flight was the outcome. A press committee had taken pains to Inform the newspapers that, their representa tives were; "cordially Invited to bo pres ent." Promptly at 8 o'clock the members of the Perpetual Youth Knchre club met at this Priscoll home and engaged In a last game, as they do not expect to be able to shuffle the cards again for at least a week. Half an hour later. Dr. It. K. Courhlln of 286 Forty-Seventh street, leioking grave, and carrying a mysterious package under his arm. was ushered In. A shudder ran around the room, and then each of the victims plucked up courage and lined up. while some one played "(Comrades" on the piano. Sb'eves were rolled up, and the oper ation began. Some laughed and others cried, but they all tried to be brave, and at laM It was all over. POWELL CLAYTON. D. H. Mealy through Senator Nel son hn filed with the State De partment a complaint that Ambas sador Clayton by becoming a member of a large company enjoying conces sions from the Mexican Oovemment has unfiled hlsseJf (or bia diploma tic position. ( f TO THC EAJTZB HAT. fJ, Bt Of fancy, fuaa and flowera And feather, Aim and flutf, 'un ' t'pon a he&d a Mailt ai you; Ob, dcllcatecaiten drearn Of eJowwreM- and doll; , , Oh. mllllntn-rd melody ' Of matron and of miiiri: ' Oh. rapturous bunch of boianf Bedizening womankind How beautiful you arc. Holned on the tresiif Touched wtlh glinting gold, T Or mincet kissed. Or richly brown as Mother Earth Now flushed with budding spring; Or fair aa streaming strands Of soft spun silver silk! Mtui'li fascinated eyes Ar Axed on you And, lost In admiration of your chartna, lie quite forireta Mow great the cost of beauty U. fcet llhfr a crown Of fair filigree Above a feu an angel would trlve heaven for. You diadem an Keister Queen With all the (florle-s - . Of the Eaater morn. , And raeeke a halo lok like thirty cents. ii You are a poem " ' Wrought In wire and lace, T And fabric fragile , As the poet's dream. Illumined by the tint and shades That painters breathe Into the pictures of their souls. Your harmony of hues holds fast The fancle-s and the frenzies of The limner's spirit and Its scope. And light divides Itself in seven tlme-a seven spertrum tones To make your color scheme A brilliant, bursting, Hlazonry of bloom. I' The sculptor's sorcery seeks All stiHpes (t earth and air and sky. And frost and sunny time, And holds all lines of hgura Into you. V Oh! Raster Hat; ' fell! fleeting flash I That fulminates I The flowery charge of spring j And bursts It Into bloom ! That fills I The circumambient nlr j With rainbow remnants I Multiplied a million times; i ln! Kaster Hat, , Infinity Of shape and size. ; Of colorature and cost; Oh! Kaster Hat, j Oh! prlsmed praise and prayejr ' Of woman's love and hope, Oh! say, Are you on straight? j W. J. Iimpton. SPADING UP THE GARDEN. Be Sure the Ground is Dry Enough Before the Work Begins. ! Country Life for March: It will be of great advantage if the spot selected for the vegetable garden can be spaded In the fall, but In any case this should be done as early in the spring as the soil ia dry enough to handle, but then and always care should be taken not to disturb It while wet. When a hand ful of soil taken from four to eight j inches below the surface pressed with i tne hand into a ball is sticky and can i not be readily crumbled Into fine earth, it Is too wet to handle, and spading or I otherwise disturbing it will do more I harm than good. After the first spring spading the ground should stand for a week or ten days, and It. would be bet , ter were II soaked with rain and again become, dry enough to work. It should then be spaded over again, taking pains to make it as fine as possible. We must now exk about for a fert il izer. If it can be easily obtained, rome fine horse manure comparatively free from straw or other bedding is exce lent. It should be evenly spread over the surface at the rate of from one half to a full bushel to the square yard, according to its freedom from coarse bedding. In lieu of this, one might use about one-half the hulk of manure from a hen roost or pigeon loft, and If not natural manures are easily avail able one can obtain from the local seed ; stores commercial fertilizer, of which ' about onehalf pound to the square yard Is sufficient. Whatever fertilizer is used, great pains should be taken to 1 scatter It evenly over the surface nnd i then to mix It with the surface Roil ' with a hoe or the point of the Hpade, as much of lis efficacy will depend upon '. the degree to which It Is mixed and j evenly diffused through the earth. Af ' ter8pplylng the fertilizer the bed should be again spaded, taking great care to make the soil afl fine as possible. These three spring spalings. If well done, will put most Bolls In fair condition, hut If, after the bed has been spaded thrice. It Is still at all lumpy, or the manure not evenly diffused, it should be gone over again, bearing in mind that success depends more upon this preliminary finding and even enriching of the soil than upon any other condi tion or effect. After the la-st spading, the surface should be still further fined and made as smooth as possible with a garden rake, and your bed will be ready for planting. KING EDWARD'S MEMORY. What He Suid on Meeting Mark Twain the Second Time. St. Inls Post-Dispatch: While he was In Kngland. Mark Twain says, his head was once taxed as gas works. He wrote Queen Victoria a friendly letter of protest, saying: "I don't know you. but I've met your son. He was at the head of a procession in the Strand, ami I was on a 'bus." Years afterward ho met the Prince of Wales, now King Kdward VII., at Homtmrg. They had a long walk and talk together. When bidding him good-by the Prince said: "I am glad to have met you again." This remark troubled Twain, who feared that he had been mistaken for gome one else. He communicated thin suspicion to the Prince, who replied: "Why. don't you remember when you met me In the Strand, and I was at the head eif a procession and you were on a 'bus?" Not for Pleasure. I)ndon Punch: Hostess (to guests, who bavo to spend a few days) We're io glad you've been able to come, Miss ttiiHhlnjrton; but I do hope we are go ing to have better weather, or I am afraid you won't enjoy yourself much. Mlsa Onshlngton Oh, hut my dear I,aely lloreham, we didn't come here to enjoy ourselves. We came to see you. Ancestral. Nw York Bun: Father Tell me why you want to get married? Daughter I expect It's one of the traJU I Inherited from my mother. OLDEST MAINE INDIANS. Newell Bear Is 104 Years of Age, Be yond All Question. The longevity of the Indians of Maine has been remarked by many men, but probably the most remarka ble, as well aa the oldest. Indian alive today is Newell Bear, who was chief of the Old Toblque Indians, whie'h tribe flourished at Aroostook county more than 60 years ago. He is beyond all doubt. 104 years of age. He was one of the most notorious poachers In Aroostook county, near the Toblque river, and has caused much trouble for the officers, although be wag never caught and tried in court, a fact due, no doubt, to the pity which the -officers felt for-the-oid man. Every fall he and his oldest son go into the woods and stay until spring, when they return home laden with quantities of furs and hides, and make an annual trip to New York, where hey receive good prices for the hides. He always enjoyed perfect health until about ten years ago, when he began to loBe his flesh and grow weaker. He started for the woods and began to eat beaver meat, and at once felt new strength, so now he claims '.hat beaver meat saved his' life. He tells many stories of the early days of his tribe, and says that then he was noted for his wonderful feats of endurance. He was elected chief tain because he defeated every young brave in a long distance run, each contestant carrying a weight of 25 pounds. Even now his figure is tall and sinewy, and indicates remarka ble strength at some earlier period. There are lour generations of his family alive, which is remarkable among Indians. His oldest son, Pe ter, is now over 70 years of age, and is one of the oldest Maine guides un der Commissioner Carleton. Newell has guided many Hoston sportsmen in his day over long jour neys, but now goee on short trips only, as he says he wishes to sleep in his own home nights, for he knows not when the Great Spirit will call him. Six years ago he carried to Boston the largest caribou ever shot in the Maine woodR. Thomas Allen, chief warden at Toblque river, says that tie was the hardest man to watch in the woods 6f all the poachers with whom he came In contact, although he was by far the oldest. Newell was born In Andover, N. B., In 1798. Boston Herald. DISHONESTY IN ANIMALS. They Frequently Steal Simply for the Sake of Stealing. New Orleans Times - Democrat: "Speaking of degenerates." said an ob servant citizen. "I have often wondered why It was that some sclentic man didn't take up the criminal instinct fre quently found in animals of the lower order. I am not talking about the gen eral lack of sense of right and wrong found In animals of a lower order, but I am referring to certain specialized traits In certain domestic animals, like deegs, horses, cats, and other specimens of this class. Dogs often steal Just for the sake of stealing. I have known dogs to break into storehouses, steal a lot of food, and carry it away to a hid ing place at some safe distance from the house. Dogs often acquire the habit of sucking eggs, and In rural sections farmers have experienced much trouble in protecting the nests of hens against the pilfering animals. It is one of the most difficult thingR In the world to break a dog of the egg-sucking habit. The fact (hat the dog is well-fed has no tendency to arrest the inclination to steal. The dog may live in positive affluence, but when night falls he be gins to slip around, and he will steal if there is any chance to steal. He may not be hungry. lie will take the booty away and bury it "I reeall the case of a dog which had been systematically robbing a farmer's smokehouse. One night he stole a whole ham. The farmer had been miss ing little things for some time. In a day or ro he happened to see the dog digging around an old hollow tree not far from the barn. He thought the dog's action a little suspicious, and so he made an Investigation. He was startled to find the missing ham and a whole lot of other things hid away in the old hollow tree. Dogs are often the very worst kind of thieves. "Cows frequently get into the thieving habit of breaking Into a cornfield at some remote place where dlse:overy Is well nigh Impossible. Cats learn to steal things from the cupboard. Horses acquire the dishonest habit of slipping the bridle when the rider's back Is turned. The old story about the mule that picked the lock on the crib door with a snagged tooth Is not. a legend. I have seen many mule of the kind, and, In fact, this thing we call degener acy is not by any means confined to members of the human family. "Men like Darwin, and naturalists of this kind, have called attention to the thieving nature of certain lower orders of life, the system of piracy carried on by certain birds, and things of this kind, but. It has occurred to mo that we might find an Interesting fltId of In quiry by taking up the domestic ani mals. I am Inclined to believe that some very interesting cases could be reported." One of the strict rules of the post office department is that the names of the following states and territories shall never be abbreviated In the direct ing of a letter: Alaska, Hawaii, Idaho, Iowa, Ohio, Oregon, Samoa and I'tah. The reason Is obvious: Ala. might be mlslalcen for Alabama; Id., for Indiana; Ore. for either Ohio, Oregon for Oklaho ma; lo., for Iciaho, etc. Assistant (Secretary Spalding of the treasury department has announced that hereafter In the case of Americans going abroad and taking sundry arti cles with them, the rule will be that, "personal effects may be examined by e customs officer before leaving and an Itemized descriptive schedule prepared, and then upon the return of the person the good will be exempt from duty, provided they tally with the list" Paul Muller, who is said to be the oldest man In Germany, celebrate hln lOflth birthday this month. He Is glassworker by trade, and Urea at Klelnkatha. UNCLE SAM IN ORIENT. MAT BX FORCED INTO FIGHT FOR MASTERY IK PACIFIC. Ripacity of Nations for Oriental Trade Must Inevitably Lead to War. Hong Kong letter: At no time in the world's history has commerce dollars and cents held such sway as it does today. Each year its Importance Is in creasing. The men who wield the po litical sceptres of the great powers yield jibeisance to trade. Prime ministers for Tnerly concoc ted schemes to "strengthen or destroy dynasties; now they devote their days to framing plans for the in crease of the commerce of their coun tries, for the capture of the trade of rival countries. In no part of the world is the influ ence of trade on world politics more visible at present than here In the East. The eyes of all the great natiems are greedily sed on the Orient and each Is scheming to secure for itself the lion's share of the tempting wealth it offers. So eager is the pursuit of the riches of the Eastern countries, so keen the rivalry between the nations seeking to possess them, that nearly everyone able to discern the drift of the currents be neath the surface of the events of the day predicts that it will soon result. In the clash of war, that, its cause will be found in the East, that there it will be mainly fought, and that every im portant nation in the world will be forced into the titanic struggle that will result. At present the surface Is compara tively unruffled. There may be a few clouds on the horizon, some muttered rumblings, but the storm signals are not yet set. Even the most optimistic of observers do not venture to predict that this "clear weather" condition will continue indefinitely. They confine themselves to predictions as to the length of time that will elapse before the seemingly Inevitable storm must break forth. It is noticeable that those who have most opportunity to form accurate opinions are least sanguine hoping for prolonged continuance of peace. Naturally observation has been most keenly fixed on the attitude of Russia and Japan, the most immediately op posing forceps in this impending eon diet From the first, of course, it was accepted as indubitable that other na tionsevery nation, it was most gen erally beieved would be drawn into the struggle. The recent announce ment of the alliance between Great Britain and Japan, followed by the al most equally explicit announcement that Russia and France are allies on the Eastern question, hae but made stronger this belief. It. is true that some who hold, or, for the moment, pretend to hold, more sanguine views assert that these alliances give assur ance of continued peace. To all others, however, it presents the spectacle of a preliminary lining up of opponents on the field of battle. Accepting the opinion, then, that Russia and France are pitted against Japan and Great Britain In the Far Fast, the question arises, how will the other great powers stand? For the preseut Germany holds aloof. It would, however, be a misuse of terms to sny that her position is that of neu tral. In the first place, her large terri torial and commercial Interests in China and in the East generally forbid her to assume such position or main tain such neutrality. In the second place her government and her people would not. tolerate such attitude of inaction. It is more difficult, to predict on which sidn Germany will stand in the fight than it is to foretell that she will take active part In it Some assert that Germany has al ready contracted a secret alliance with Great Britain that binds her to support that country and its ally Japan. Others as stoutly maintain that Germany will not move until the very eve of conflict has come and that then, master of the situation, she will move to that side that offers her most opportunity to solidify and increase her own trade in terests throughout the entire East To Americans, naturally, the attitude of the United States in such a struggle for supremacy is, of course, the ques tion of paramount interest Probably the majority of the Americans at home will ask, why should we interfere? Why not let them fight It out among themselves? Three years ago that might have been possible. Today It. Is no longer possible. No longer possible, that is to say, without the utter extinction of every trade Interest, we possess or ope to possess In the Fast, and our almost cer tain expulsion from the Philippines. And our trade interests in the East are already large and promise to be very much larger. They are also so A PARSON NOW IN THE PEN. '" Because of the manner In which Rev. John Z. Armstrong undertook to "heal" Beatrice Fltapatrlck, a fifteen year old girl, he is now serrlBff a sentence of six months In the Jail of Queens county, M. T. It waa a-- art-ad that his mods of treatment was detrimental to moral strong thai tkey e n compel Mr eminent to take extra action to gwarc them and such action to be etfesetive means but one thing, active participa tion in the war that is looming u there. We hear a great deal about the "open door" in the Bast and every nation la loud in proclaiming Its generous Inten tions ia that respeact . But everyone here knows that each nation each Eu ropean nation at least la bending all its powers to secure exclusive control of as much of China and the East gener ally as H can grasp. Having onoe se curely fastened its clutch on such terri tory we will hear little more of the "open door." Each nation is Jealous of the intrusion of the other and all of them are hostile to the inroads of American commerce. ;. Geraiany aims at exeluslye.co.ntro.1 of trade in Shan Tung and in as much more of China as she can secure. Ifrnnce ' is the same in Indo-China, England In. ; her Eastern possessions, Japan In I Corea, Russia in Manchuria and Mon ! golia. Pending the final decision as to control in the various sections of t.h East "doors may be open," but when the big guns have finally acted as arbi ! ters in deciding who shall control the 1 respective divisions. of territory tt will be found that those doors will open only to the knocks of their masters and vigi lant watchdogs' will guard their do mains from trespassers. If the United States aspires to be a world power and to secure a share of its valuable .Eastern trade it must enter I the arena and fight with brain and brawn lor Its own hand. MALCOLM J. GRAHAM. BETTNG A POST-MOBTEM HAND. It Was a Straight Flush, and So waa the Other One. Philadelphia Evening Telegraph: Four well known gentlemen gat down to a game of poker several days ago at a club which is only two or three min utes' walk from this office. They agreed , to play with the Joker in the deck so as to add' excitement to the game. Kor the benefit of the uninitiated it may be stated that the Joker in a poker game can be counted as any card In the deck. That is, if you are drawing for a straight, a flush, a full-house or for four of a kind, or in fact for any hand, and you are dealt the Joker, you can use it to fill in just as if you had drawn the desired card. The four gentlemen in question pro duced a new deck of cards, and on the second deal, after the draw, three of them dropped out;" the fourth, whom, we will call Mr. Long, had drawn four, cards to the Joker. He waa lucky enough to draw the seven, eight, nine, and ten of hearts, aad by calling tha Joker the Jack of hearts he had a lack-' high straight flush. Poker players and, those who understand the game need1 not be told how good this hand Is audi to what use it can be put in a big game. . Unfortunately, however, for Mr. Long, no one stayed with him and he waa. about to throw away his cards In d1s- gust, when the gentleman on his left, whom we will call Mr. Short, stopped him. Mr. Short, who acted as the of ficial coroner of the game, had perform ed a post-mortem. While Mr. Long had looked sorrowfully at his good hand Mr. Short had picked up the five top cards from the discards, and to his as tonishment, he found that they were the deuce, tray, four, five and six of hearts, as good a straight flush as can be desired. "Mr. Long," said Mr. Short, the coro ner. "I would like to make a small bet on the hand I Just picked up." "You're the man I've been looking for." promptly replied Mr. Long, as vis ions of raking in the long green- ap peared before him. "I'll bt you $5,000 I have a better hand than you." The mention of this sum came as a surprise to Mr. Short, and the latter answered that $100 was all he would wager. There was some good-natured bantering and finally the bet rose to $450. Mr. Long then show ed his hand, and when Mr. Short saw the Jack-high straight flush of hearts he came near being a subject for a real coroner. It was the strangest soincidence of hands that these gentlemen ever en coutnered, and it can only be explained by the fact that the cards had only been shuffled once and therefore had not been fully mixed. Chief O'Neill, of the Chicago poHf; department, says that every man in the1 department, from the inspectors down, must take a vacation of 36 days without pay, between April 1 and Dec. 31. Not more than one-sixth of the force at any one station must be away at one time. Not less than four days at a time will be given, but the men will, If they trish, be allowed to take eight, twelve, or any other multiple of four up to 26. Statistics show that there are mom Irish in the United States than In Ire-i land. Nobody has any fault to find. not even the Irish themselves. 7 1 J I'- IP i 4 '3 f '1 1 'ejVf-. ,C1