PARI! NEWS NOTES. The Ply Season. Most of our reader are now putting the wire screens Into the doom and Windows of their houses la order to protect t hern Bel ve from the annoyance of flies. The fact should remind the owner of live stock that if he desires to keep his domestic animals in i thrifty oonditon during; the summei protection against the same annoyance is at least equally necessary for them. The comfort of the animals is a condi tion essential to thrift whether they re growing, milk-producing or fatten-Ing- animals, mid nti une wtKriius sin the half mad condition to which the fly pest often reduces live st.ick m the summer time can fail to realize hcv carious Is the loss that flies oft-ri oc caslon. Indeed the modern, up-to-date grower of farm animals appreciate the fact that summer protection is about s imjiurtant as is protection against the severities of winter. . Good protection against flies is rather a, matter of all around care and at'en tkm to numerous details than it is the doing; of .some single thing; that la to ay, there is no specific method by which the pest of flies can be abated. Flies are very short-lived insects, and the annoyance they cause Is due to the rapidity with which they multiply and with which the successive generation come on In continually Increasing num bers until the height of the season Is reached. Cleanliness which shall mini mize fly breeding Is important. Per certain kinds of flies the Finns and wastes of the house constitute a chief Source of encouragement to rapid mul tiplication. Keeping the barnyard and quarters clean Is another important aid In the protection of the stock. Certain kinds of flies, as, for example, the horn fly, find the hatching places for their eggs m the cattle dropping, and If these axe treated every few days with a. little quicklime the Increase nill be checked. It will not go from farm to farm except when cattle are driven from one farm to another. If, there fore, the owner of stock can keep down th supply on his own place he l.as little to fear from the horn flies that may be on nn adjoining farm. All pastures - should have shade In them to which stock can resort In the middle of the day for protecton against the heat of th sun, and In order that this shade may not be an Invitation to llles that will counterbalance the ad vantage of the protection it a ford against midday heat. It should be on a bigh knoll. If possible, where all 11 breeze that is going will pa through It. Files like beef on the hoof, but they don't like a strong breeze. As It Is not often practicable to supply 'he kind of shade that Is best with trees at the place In the pastures where It would be nvt advantageous, such hade can usually be best furnished by running up a cheap shed, open on all ides nnd covered with almost anything that the sun will not penetrate. Tor sheep about the only protection against "grub In the head" is shade that will not only be cool but dark. The fly that Jays the egg that produces the grub will trouble sheep very little if they liave a dark, well shaded pla-e to which they can resort when they f f--1 like It. The sheep has not much sense, tint It has enough to get away from the fly If II can. POULTRY NOTES. This la a good time to give the poultry house a thorough cleaning. Gather the dropping during the sum mer and store them for next season's use on the garden. Keep the roosts saturated with kero sene and vermin will not be likely to trouble the fowls. Don't try to keep several pure breeds of fowls. Keep only one and let that one be the best of the kind. If the hens are confined in yards a box of lettuce should be sowed for them at Intervals of two weeks. Young turkeys should never be al lowed to ieave tha coop In the morning until the grass is perfectly dry. Remove all the old nests and litter from the house and burn them, then scald and whitewash every part. If the little chicks are lousy rub little grease on the under part of the mothers' wings and the trouble will soon end. Kggs should be gathered and consum ed or marketed every day. Eggs In summer are unfit for table use when over twenty-four hours old LADIES' COLUMN. SOLITUDE. LATE CHICKENS. After June 1 no chickens should be hatched until, the latter part of Au gust. Chickens hatched during June and July seldom amount to anything, and either grow up as dwarfs or die young. The excessively hot weather appears to deprive them of their vital Ity, and It Is a rare occurrence to find a brood that is thrifty. About the middle of August hens may be set and the chicks that are hatched during September will make nice broil ers for the early fall and winter before all kinds of game and turkeys have as yet reached the market. Another ad vantage In waiting until August to hatch late chkks is that at that season there is an abundance of grasshoppers and Insects In general on which they feed and grow more rapidly than those fed on the customary foods. TURNING EGGS. We have been asked if It Is really necessary to turn eggs and If any one knows whether the hen actually turns eggs Intrusted to her care. The hen does turn her eggs often, but has no regular period for doing It. We have seen them often turning eggs and standing up In the nest cooling the eggs on a very hot day. Eggs Intended for hatching should be turned dally so as to prevent the yolk settling to one side of the shell. They should also e turned during the hatch at least once per day, although we turn twice dairy, so as to prevent the blood vessels from becoming attached to the shells and thus causing deformity of chicks. Turn the eggs In the Incubator often. Those under a hen will be turned often enough by the hen. About Potato Culture. A correspondent writes asking no Whether we regard level culture or hill culture ns best fur potntfien With potatoes, sweet potatoes, and Indeed all other crops where there Is a choice be tween level culture and hill culture or riding, fhf question is one of condi tions purely' In the wet seasans ridg ing up, or hilling, will contribute to prevent the Injury likely to result from excessive moisture. Where, either be cause of the season or the location, the land Is likely to be dry, level culture will have a tendency to prevent a c n rldcrable amount of evaporation which Tillllng, or (Urging, wiwld promote. Many cultivators of certain ' crops do not decide until the last moment, when the culture Is well nigh over whether they will leave the ground level or Judgment as to whether the land is likely to he a little too wet or a llttl too dry. The question Is therefore one Which conditions should govern. Oil low ground that Is habitually a little too wet, ridging or hilling would be of uvviniw-; en ground where a!! the moisture that It gets during the season Is usually needed, level culture would tie preferable. SEPARATE THH REXES. Early hatched chicks are now suffi ciently developed to easily determine the sexes, and all males should be sep arated and prepared for the market. They should be given fattening foods In abundance and hastened In their growth, as the hlsh prices which now prevail will shortly be a thing of the past. The females should be given food that will develop the body and the egg-producing organs without producing an over-abundance of fat. I'ullets should, If possible, be fully developed by the first of October, by which time they should begin to lay. thereby taking the places of the old hens, which are then In the midst of the annual moult. Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone;' For the sad old earth must borrow Its mirth. But has trouble enough of Its own. Sing, and the bills will answer; Sigh, it is lost on the air; The echoes bound to a Joyful sound, . But shrink from voicing care. Rejoice, and men will seek you; Grieve, and they turn and go; They want full measure of all youT pleasure, But they do not need your woe. Be glad and your friends are many; Be sad, and you lose them all There Is none to decline your nectared wine. But alone you must drink life's gall Feast, and your halls are crowded; Fast, and the world goes by; Succeed and give, and It helps you live, But no man can help you die. There Is room In the halls of pleasure For a large and lordly train. But one by one we must all file on Through the narrow aisles of pain. Ella Wheeler Wilcox. MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS. When butter Is churned It Is simply the gathering; of the globules of fat Into a mass. When the cream Is too cold they will not unite. Churning Is done at about 62 degrees, according to con ditions. The globules vary, being small, er In the milk from some cows thnn from others, and In one drop of milk It Is estimated that there are 4,000 or more globule. It Is evident, therefore that a pound of butter contains many millions of them, but In the churn they are brought together, sometimes slowly or rapidly, according to temperature, management of the cream, method of churning, etc. FEED TUB CHICKS. Don't Imagine that because a brood of chicks has the freedom of a large lot that they require little or no food. Of course, they will gather a large por lion, but they should In addition, have at least two full meals, one early In the morning and the last Just before dusk. Young chicks, up until the third week should be fed even oftener, and four times daily will not be too often. A good and economical food for the larger chicks consists of three parts commesi! and one rfirt bran for mnm Ing and cracked corn and wheat for evening1. This method of feeding should be continued until the chicks are al most fully matured. When breeding for better eows It Is not expected that the herd will be changed hurriedly. About one-half of the calves will be males, and some toss nay occur, but the dairyman who will tick to the work of Improvement will In a lew years have a herd of cows that will produce twice ns much milk and butter as he now receives. He will thus gain space In the barn for more cattle of the same kind, a one good cow will be doing the wor kof two In ferior ones. THIS IS HOW WORDS ARE COIVKD. Within the last fifty years over 60,000 words and phrases have crept Into the long Dsn- language, some of them but for an ephemeral existence, while oth ers, which only a short time ago were classed as slang or vulgarism, are today permanent parts of the language. Unless the origin of a slang word is known it Ih almost Impossible to tell how long It hus been in use. The word "bogus," meaning counter felt or false, was once looked upon as a slang word. Its origin Is somewhat peculiar. Over half a century ago a man natnel ItorgheHe made himself notorious by drawing bills on fictitious bunks. His name was commonly called Bogus, and his bills, as well us others of a similar character, were universally styled bo gus currency. At the honoring of Colonel MacDon alL In Glasgow university, says the Glasgow Times, an old woman Inquired of another: "What a' steer was a boot?" "Oh, they're making Colonel MacDon ald an LU D." "What's Colonel Mac Donald?" "Oh, he's a famous soldier." "They dlnna mak' stch a fuss a boot oor Jack when he wis made an LL.D." "Oh, Is your son an LL.D. ?" "Aye, the sldger yln. He weers It on his hat. He's wl' the iectrlo llghtln' department!" Hints About Bedrooms. The care of a bedroom Is sometimes neglected because of the apparent sim plicity of the work. The style in which it is usually accomplished is known to every one. The coverings are thrown back over the foot of the bed, permitting them to drag on the dusty floor, and the win dow Is left open five or ten minutes, a length of time popularly considered quite sufficient to air the room. The bedmaker may possibly turn the mat tress, but in seven caies out of ten the bedclothes are spread up without going through this form, and tucked in snug ly at the sides and foot to prevent th fresh air getting in or the stale air es caping. The right way of performing this work Is not so difficult that one should shrink from It. The coverings should first be stripped back over two chain set at the foot of the bed. The mat tress should then be doubled so thai the air may get to all parts of It, and left so for from half and hour to an hour. In very severe winter weather the time may be lessened. Each piece of bedclothing should be well shaken before It is restored to its place, and the pillows beaten and .patted into shape. The white spread, that should have been removed at bedtime the night before, and neatly folded, is now fresh and smooth. If pillow shams ara not used, the creased night slips may be exchanged for fresh day cases and the former laid aside until evening. The bed ' is not all that needs close are in the sleeping room. The dusting s far more Important than many peo ple suspect. Accumulations of fluff and dust form a favorite nesting place for disease germs and unsavory smells. On this account, many ornaments are not to be commended In a bed chamber. The bits of drapery, the brackets, the gay Japanese fans, the photographs and the piecps of bric-a-brac that are ad mirable In other parts of the house, are out of place here. Whatever furniture there is should be carefully wiped off each day with a soft cloth, and this shaken out of the window afterwards. The room should receive a thorough sweeping at least once a week, and at this time every article In It should be moved, and no nook nor corner left un brushed. If there are curtains at the windows, they should be well shaken, that no dust may linger in their folds. The receptacles for waste water should be washed out every day and scalded three times a week. In hot weather the scalding should take place every day, and the utensils be sunned, If possible. Wash cloths should be wrung out In boiling hot water every other day. Without ibis, they soon be come offensive. Shoes and other artl cles of apparel should not be left lying about the room to gather dust and look untidy. Soiled clothes should never be left in a sleeping; room. They contam inate the atmosphere. When all these precautions are closely followed, there will be no trouble with the close, unpleasant odor that one finds often In even handsome and ap parently well kept bedrooms. Such malodora are not only disagreeable, but positively unwholesome, especially lot delicate persons and children. Testing watermelons and cantaloupes Is now In order. One good test of a cantaloupe Is fts weight; If heavy. It is likely to be ripe and juicy. If it has a spicy smell when a little piece Is nipped from the stem end,, it will surely be good. Georgia negroes test watermel ons by bitting them with the doubled (1st, the resulting sound proclaiming the condition of the melon. Or they drive a nail we hope It is a clean one Into the side of the melon that has lain next to the ground. If the nail goes in easily, the melon is ripe. Tapping a watermelon at one end, pouring- In claret, and putting It on ice for a fe whours, will, it is claimed, pro vide a dish fit for a king; though many southerners say that too much chilling of a melon tends to make it lndlgestl ble. It has been asserted that salt and pepper, instead of sugar, added to ba nanas, cantaloupes, muskmelons and Watermelons, will distinctly improve the flavor. Cantaloupes should not be filled with Ice, as It soaks them with water and destroys their flavor. Placing them on shredded ice until they are only moder ately chilled Is by far the best way of serlvng them, esepcially as so many persons eat them for a first course at breakfast. Watermelons may be kept cool with out Ice, by rolling them In wet cloths putting them where the sun shines strongly, and wetting the outside cloths as soon as they become dried by the action of the sun. The constant evap oration keeps the melon cool, and this process is a good substitute for a re frigerator. If Jelly bags are dipped In water be fore pouring In the fruit Juice, it will prevent waste, and also expedite the process of straining. Roasted potatoes are In the best con dition for eating. Potatoes vary much In food value, according to the manner of preparing them. The peasant's In stinct Is correct, when It leads him to use milk with his potatoes, the milk supplying the elements that the tubers lack. Pure butter, eaten In moderation, will furnish the oils that are needed by the human system. The whole paraphernalia of an elec tric kitchen might be made to fit into a tiled closet, so arranged that no odor would escape into adjacent rooms. Like Its predecessors, the gas and oil stoves, It would be a book to many a solitary roomer" anxious to economize on the cost of her meals, which must always be nourishing and strengthening, if she Is to keep herself in the best condition for work. NILE COUNTRY WILL BLOOM. HOUSEHOLD HINTS. How To Preserve Tomatoes. Tomatoes are preserved now for win ter use the same as eggs, and the pro cess Is similar. In the height of the tomato season gather the perfect and sound fruit. Those with the skin punctured will not answer. Get ready a clean water-tight cask or barrel, and a quantity of lard for fat grease. Mel! this and pour some of It In the bottom on the barrel, and carefully pack a layer of tomatoes therein so that they will not touch each other, Let the lard harden around the tomatoes form Ing a smooth surface. Pour more melt ed lard on top and pack another layer of tomatoes. By letting each" layer get perfectly cool before another one Is put In, the tomatoes will not touch each other. When the cask Is full the tomatoes are protested from the air and in this condition they will keep all winter If packed In a cool, but not freezing room. When ready for eat ing In winter the grease must be clean ed off, and the tomatoes peeled. The odor of the lard will not penetrate be yond the skin, and, If carefully han dled, tomatoes almost good and fresh as those gathered from the gar den can be had ready for use at any tlme.-G. B. W. When nibbing up your stoves at fall house cleaning, do not forget that the Isinglass windows may be most quickly and thoroughly brightened by vinegar and water. Rub them quickly with a soft rag dipped Into the water and vin egar, being careful to go well into the corners. This .will keep the windows plean for a long time. Shake rugs by holding them by the middle part, never by the ends. They will last twice as long, when the strain is thus evenly divided. Sun streaks on furniture may be re moved by a mixture of one-third sweet oil and two-thirds alcohol. Afterwards restore the polish by rubbong on kero sene with a soft linen. Adding a little powdered borax to cold starch Is said to give an extra stiffness to linen. To wash a pillow or bolster, double a sheet and sew side and ends together, leaving an opening on one side and a little more than the width of the pil low. Open pillow, sew the two to gether, and shake feathers into the sheet. Wash thoroughly In soapsuds, rinse, wring with machine and dry in the sunshine, shaking often to lighten the feathers. Before returning the feathers to the tick, coat the inside of It with thick flour paste and let dry; or. What Is better, rub the sunface of the tick with melted beeswax, so the fluff and feathers will not work through. In washing dishes, be careful that handpainted china, and china with gilt ornamentation, be not left to stand In hot water, as this treatment will In ure the decorations sooner or later.' The area of Egypt Is 6,250.000 acres, of this 4,130,000 acres prodce a rental of $100,000,000, while the remaining 2, 120,000 acres produce a rental unde $10,- 000,000. Practically one-third of Egypt is today undeveloped for want of water. It is to rescue some of this land, and also to render more certain the peren nial Irrigation of other portions, that the great dam on the Nile at Assouan is now being built. The original plan for lae conslmctiojiof thisirazne.:ise dam contemplated flooding the temple Df (Philae for several months each year, but met with such violent opposi tion from archaeologists and others that the government was obliged to give way and considerably reduce the water surface from a height of 114 meters to 106 meters. Whether this will ulti mately save the temple remains to be seen, but it greatly reduces the storage capacity, which now stands at 37,275, 000,000 cubic feet, the length of the res ervoir being 111 miles. The dam Is to be a single straight masonry wall, pierced with 140 under sluices of 107.6 square feet area each, and by forty upper sluices of half that size. The dam will have a total length of nearly one and a quarter miles on a perfectly straight line, and will be founded ev erywhere on granite rock. The maxi mum head of water will be 66 feet and the maximum height of water 92 feet. The width of the dam at the top will be 28 feet and at the bottom 81 feet. During the whole of the Nile flood all the sluices will be fully open, and the water will be discharged through them. The maximum discharge of an extras ordinary flood is 494,000 cubic feet per second, and this will traverse the sluices of the dam with a velocity of 20 feet 6 inches per Becond, and a head of 11 feet. The construction of this huge dam involves engineering difficulties of the first magnitude. Its site Just below the Assouan cataract, some 500 miles south of Cairo, this being the only spot at which it was believed that good foun dations could be obtained. The bed of the Nile is here filled with islands which are separated from each other and from the banks by channels, through which the water rushes f urloualy, especially at low Nile. The contract for the whole wrok was made between the Egyptian govern ment and Messrs. John Aird & Co. of London, in 1S98. The preliminary works were commenced in April of the same year, and were principally confined to excavation on the line of the dam and of the navigation channel and to bring ing on to the ground plant and materi als Houses, shops, restaurants and hospitals were also built to accommo date the large number of persons di rectly., nd1ndiiect!y connected with the work. During the early summer of IS99 the number of these persons reach ed a total of 10,000. The foundation stone of the dam was laid on February 12, 1899, by the Duke of ConnaughL Masonry was commenced on March It, but very little was done before the be ginning of the following month. Dur ing May, June and July, 1899, masonry was energetically carried on at the east bank, and during the three months L 425,000 cubic feet were laid. Owing to the Nile flood less progress was made with the masonry during the remaining five months of the past year, and on December 31, 1899, th total stood at 3,025,000 cubic feet. Work is being rapidly pushed forward in the lock channel. During the months at September, October and November, 1899, 700,000 cubic feet of sand were brought by rail and deposited on the bank of the Nile, in a position conveni ent for filling the bags and loading the boats which conveyed the material to the site of the sudds, south of the dam. Naturally it will be a considerable time before such an important work can be completed and come Into oper ation. When storage commences the effect on Egypt will be Immediate an great, although the country could well use a much greater quantity of water than the reservoir will provide. The construction of the dam will re quire the expenditure of over 100,000,01 francs. ' The City of Troy, which has been en larged by the annexation of the towns) of Lansingburg and Brunswick, la one of the oldest cities in New York, bar ing been incorporated In 1816 at a time when the only other incorporated cltlM in the state were New Tork, Hudson. Albany and Schenectady. SCANDAL IN GERMAN ARMY. 4 FOR HOUSEKEEPERS. To mend China mix powdered lnt glass with the white of an egg. Russian Toffee Boil for a quarter of an hour one tin of Swiss milk, with two pounds of course brown sugar, one tea- spoonful of essence of vanilla, and a piece of butter the size of an egg. This should be of the consistency of caramels. Crumpets are made of a batter com posed of our, water or milk, and a small quantity of yeast. To one pound of our add three tablcspoonfuls of yeast. A portion oi the liquid paste not too thin (after being set to rlne) is poured into a ring on a heated iron plate and baked. Use Sweat Oil For burns and scalds apply equal parts of sweet oil and llmewater; for creaking hoots rub the tides of the soles with sweet oil; for chapped hands apply equal parts of sweet oil and glycerine; for cleaning bronzes rub them well with sweet oil tnd polish with a soft leather. Ham Toast Mince the ham finely, free from skin and fat. Heat the yolks f two eggs with a little skim milk and melted butter; stir In the ham, place it In a small stew pan, and stir It over the fire for a few minutes. Have some buttered toast ready and cover each piece with a half-Inch layer of the ham Tlxture. Dust a little grated yolk of tgg over and serve. Berlin. (Special.) Thirty young men, all belonging to prominent and wealthy families, are now on trial at Bberfeld the outcome of the famous "pill case," the most sensational in years. Otto Strueksberg, the rich wine and igar merchant of Cologne, whose pros perlty was first checked when govern ment spies explored the suspicious by ways of his trade, died In Jail awaiting rial. He was, however, the chief of fender, though it was only by chance that the dangerous and Illicit com merce which he had boldly carried on for the past decade was discovered. Stucksberger's "private business," In which he was assisted by a score or more of agents who have not yet been brought to trial, was that of infecting eh young Germans with counterfeit iseases which should appear to unfit them for military service. Ordinary dodges for avoiding service are futile In the land of militarism, as hundreds f Indolent young men discover at each conscription time. But a man cannot be made to shoulder a gun when he bears all the signs of a serious or chronic disease which is sworn to in a statement signed by a reputable doc tor. So Stucksberger, to those who could afford it, supplied "pills," now become famous, which had the power to produce the appearance of disease. More than 200 witnesses are now at Bberfeld, prepared to give testimony which will convict StuckRberger's pat rons and associates. The whole empire la In a state of excitement over the is sue of the trial, for according to tier- man standards no more serious offense could be committed, and It Is said that by the emperor's secret command' the offenders will receive an extraordinary severe punishment. The clue to a mystery of long stand ing was afforded by the ca.e of Walter Friedrlchs of Remsrheld. Friedrlchs, a healthy youth, was bent on avoiding the dreary military life so cordially hated by most of those who are forced to enter it. His father, Helnrlch Fried rlchs, a well-to-do man, was approach ed by an agent of Pluckshprg, who of fered to procure Walter's discharge for a consideration of JC25, which was paid. Toirng Friedrlchs visited Rtucksberg nnd was taken by him to call on Dr. J!leL a Cologne physician. Later Fried rlchs received pome of Btucksberg's pills and a written statement, signed by Dr. Zlel, that he was suffering from chronic heart disease. In spile of this Friedrlchs was forced to enlist. Desperate, he sent for more pills, which he received while In camp at Potsdam and which were discovered by the authorities, after the receipt of anonymous letters Informing them that Friedrlchs wns artificially Inducing dis ease with Hturksbcrg's help. Compromising letters from the younpr man's parents and from Rtucksbcrg threw further light upnn the affair, and the government was In possession of the secretd of the trade that for ten years had flouriFhed all through the Rhine country and southwestern Ger many, In consequence every man who has during this time escaped service on the ground of Illness Is under suspicion. The story of Stucksberg's practices to startling. He dispensed three chief rieties of pills, made of digitalis, eaX fein and picric acid. With these he was able to produce in his "patients" the appearance of rheumatism, heart dis ease, Jaundice and other complaints. In close association with him were Dr. Zlel and a druggist named Enes. As Dr. Ziel supplied most of the Ill ness certificates, he no doubt shared shared Stucksberg's profits, which rang, ed, it is now learned, from 6,000 to $8,000 a year. His fees, which were ob- tained with no difficulty from the rich manufacturers' sons who formed the majority of his patrons, were some times as high as $1,250, and never less than $500. The section in the German penal code referring to this offense is as follows: "Whoever shall adopt deceptive means in the Intention to free himsielf wholly or in part from military duty shall be punished with Imprisonment, and may also be deprived of the rights of citizen ship." It is certain that In this Instance the law will be rigidly interpreted. SOME LATE INVENTIONS. Horseshoes which wear unevenly can be repaired by an Australian's patent nail, which has a head much larger than the common nail, the four nails nearly covering the worn surface of the shoe and raising it to the right height again. A combined cuff button and holder has been patented having two paraiiei metallic Jaws, controlled by a sliding wedge, with a shank on the inner Jaw to enter the holes of the cuff, the outer Jaw being similar in design to an. or dinary cuff button. Buttons are easily cleaned without removal from the garment by a new machine, which has a slotted base. In which a slide is arranged to open and receive the button, with a brush sus pended above the opening to be rcvolv- ' ed by a crank and scrub the button. By a new opera glass attachment the focusing of the glass Is made easier, the 9plndle being rotated by a rack bar. which Is pivoted on the frame and has a serrated knob projecting from the top, to be reciprocated by the linger to open or close the glass. Two Indiana men have designed e, sound-locating device, comprising a double-faced drum, with openings lead ing from the center of the drum to tubes fitted with earpieces, which In dicate by the increased vibration en cither side which face is receiving the sound. Liquids will not spill over In filling bottles If an Improved funnel Is used, the tube being Inserted in a rubber stopper to fit tightly In the neck of the bottle, with a small tube Inside to e hnust the air and an Internal stopper which ruts off the flow when the bot tle Is full. Chicago Tost: "What makes yew think their engagement will soon be an nounced?" "Well, the last time I called I saw her showing him her ooekiaa class diploma."