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When a man begins to bark down ynu may know he's shout rendy to give up The flower of s young widow's youth If seldom choked out by her weeds. OUT OF THE SNARETCi BY 8. N. CHAPTER VI. As health and strength came back, so did curiosity as to my entertainers wake once more In my breast One afternoon I was sitting In my cushioned chair In the old porch, and the soft air from the sea was like wine to me. Near me. Miss Margret sat at her spinning wheel, and th little maid played out on the bit of greensward which fronted the house, with her doll and a little gray klt- ten Mlml, asj she called It. which was an especial pet. 'Miss Margret," I said, aa I sat watching her sweet face as she bent over her wheel, whose pleasant turn ing made a pleasant, sleepy whirling In the still afternoon. "Miss Margret you have never yet told me how It was that you -and your little charge canto to this out-of-the-way place. You are not Irish 7" "No," she said, smiling; "I cannot claim that honor. No, 1 come from Sussex, in England, from a little sea side town, called Hastings." "From Hastings!" I answered, with a -start. "Perchance you may know a lad called David BosBum!" "David Bossum!" she exclaimed. "David Bossum; then he is not dead cruelly murdered, as we feared?" "Surely not," I said, "unless the storm treated him more hardly than it did me, for he was well and hearty when we parted. Loth enough were we to separate, God knows, but 'twas thought well for him to remain Willi my lord aboard the frigate, while I came with the poor ship whose frag ments still strew yon black rocks." "My lord," she said, repeating my words, "what lord Kpeak you of '.'" "The earl of Mountbrendon," I an swered. Then did she stare at me quite as if stupefied, and so sat down again, for she was all of a tremble. "The earl of Mounbrendon," she said slowly. "What earl of Mount brendon? For this house belongs to an earl of Mountbrendon, and he it was sent us here, using, 1 giant you, much deceit in so doing. Yes an evil man but still he said he knew naught of David, who went to London on the little maid's business, and then disap peared and hath never been heard of again. But If Indeed he really lives and you have been so long with hlin, hath he never spoken of his cousin Meg, and the little maid his father brought home from Fiance?" "Oh! what a dolt I have been," I cried as light Hashed In upon ine "why did I never guess the riddle?" Now Just as I had ended, the little mnld came running toward us cry ing, "Meg, Meg, look at the beautiful ship," and so following with our eyes the direction of her little pointing fin ger, we were aware of a vessel, brig rlMged. but of foreign aspect, which had Just rounded the promontory and was close In shore. "They mean to land In the cove be low," cried Miss Margret, "who tan it be?" Then she ran back into the house and brought out an old perspec tive glass, aim lrnu ii. - - ----- came nearer. I saw her cheek grow pale. "(Jod help use," she murmured, looking at me with a consternated air. "it Is the earl our earl the traitor, lie is coming here!" "Js it so?" I answered. "Then see here we will not say a word about my Imprisonment. Keep silent. Miss Margret, and I will tell Tom to be t.0 likewise Ah! here he comes. It will be well to walk with caution among this coll, for your earl is a dangerous man, and doth not stick at half meas ures." "He Is Indeed a dangerous man!"she replied, "for it was with deceit that he brought us here. I had never come so far from help had It not been sj But I must go to warn the household of his approach. Stay you with Mon sieur George," she said to the little maid, "and be very wise and greet his lordship courteously." The child's face fell as she came and stood by me, catching my nand In hers which was a way she had. But she hung her head a little and pouted her sou hps. I do not love Monsieur Milord," she answered. "Never mnld.chere petite," s:tid Miss Margnt, "that does not matter. Re member you are a Ittle lady of noble b'rth, and so m'ist beaw nohly. 'No blesse oblige' remember that always, for 'tis a good motto." Thus we waited, the child and I, ami presently we heard low voices talking together, and then coming round the angle of the house appeared two men, one of whom I recognized with aa Ir repressible start, for It was son. other that Captain O'Brien our gaoler at Qulmper; ,the other I knew at ence from David's description to be the false earl of Mounlbrendos he who sat In my lord's place, and kept te true heir prisoner. At the Arst sight of Captsla Brim, I ass free lo confess that say heart ssnk wltbiii me, for I thought, surely, hs will recognise, snd so will guess I know any lord's story, snd with these desperate men In this lonely place, where the king's writ has never been known to run, there will be little chance that Toss ssd I ever cosse out alive. Torn, too, saw who It was, and shot a consternated glance at sse. Then a thought struck me. "Clip sway, Tom!" I whispered. "Let him not see you yet. if he knows me, it will sll come out, but If not, you can keep out of the way." Tom did ss I told him, slipping back Into the servants' quarters, and I, sit ting tn my chajr, with the llttlj J HOOVER. ' SaAexAVsA maid's hand In mine, awaited the ad vent of the two gentlemen. Heaven save the word! It did not fit them well, but there, It must serve this turn for once, as many worthy things get unworthy using. They came slowly across the bit of green sward, and aa they reached the wide steps, that led Into the porch, I rose painfully from my chair, putting on, perchance, a. trifle more of the invalid than my recovery warranted, and took off my hat, greeting them with great politeness. "Hallo!" said the earl, pausing, "who is this?" He looked frowningly at me, and then at the child, who made her best and mot-t formal cour tesy, with a wonderful air of the great lady which amused me even at the time. "Your loi'dnhlp," I replied, humbly, "I am a poor castaway from the sea; I was wrecked on your coasst and much hurt, and by the kindness of your household have been sheltered and nursed ever since." "Eh!" he said, abruptly. "Aye; I heard somewhat of that. A prize was It not? But I thought the survivors had gone on from here." "So they did," I replied, "but the rocks here dealt somewhat hardly with my ribs, and I was forced to remain und lie still till they were mended." "What Is your name?" he said. "You are not a sailor, eh?" "My name Is George Bishop," I re plied, thanking my good genius which had prompted me to call myself Pat rick Mllligan to Captain O'Brleu at Qulmper, under which cognomen I had figured In the list of the prisoners. "No, I was not bred to the sea, and became Buch only through hard neces sity." Now all this time I had been quaking- inwardly lest Captain O'Brien should remember me. But, by good fortune, he did not do ro, which, at first, appeared strange, yet later I recognized not to be so wonderful. For not every man Is gifted with observa tion; besides, at Qulmper we had no method of shaving, so that our beards had grown long for want of a razor, and there, also, our clothing was of the scantiest sailor garb, and thai mostly In rags, whereas now I was cleanly shaved, and rny hair tied neat ly back with a black ribbon, and 1 was dressed in a decent suit of gray frieze, which Miss Margret had man aged to get fashioned for me by some village artist, also being much wasted by illness, I doubt not I looked very differently to what I did as I sat in the courtyard carving wooden spoons. So he did not remember me, and the earl, after this brief notice, passed me by as an Insignificant and indifferent person, and so, bidding his friend en ter, they quitted the porch and went Into the house. Of the little maid my lord took no notice more than a slight nod. and Tom carefully kept out of sight. CHATTED VI. f saw no more of the earl and his friend that day, for of course they took their meals apart In the great dining room as became such noble and distinguished personages. But the fact of their presence raised many thoughts In my mind, and Tom and I had a long talk that night in our room. "A conspiracy there Is, and rio doubt," said Tom, "and this earl is up to his neck in It, and in league with the Frenchies for certain." "And will they let us go?" "Yes, I think so, and Mick will help us. Mick is a good fellow, and he hates my lord like poison, by reason of his sister Eileen." But It was not so simple a matter as Tom thought, for he was consider ing only the case of us two men. That would be tolerably easy.doubt less, but how could I go and leave these two helpless girls here alone, In this turmoil, and in the power of an unscrupulous villain, as this Anthony, this false earl, had proved himself to be? And the little maid! How would she fare? How could I ever face David or my lord with such a story? No! Flight for us, alone, would be a dastardly proceedings, which 1 could never con sent to, . What conclusion we should have lOine to, had we bien left more time lo consider, I know not, but as oft hap pens In such cases, matters took such a turn, that we hud only time to act, Instead of thinking, for us we still talked, there came a low knock at my door, and, opening It, there was Miss Margaret, white as a ghost, and trem bling. "Oh, I an stupid!" she shUI, "but bat he frightened me so. He says that we must be reudy to sail tomorrow morning at dawn, In Captain O'Bii en's ship that he means te send his little cousla to be educated in France, and that w. must get ready tonight. And I fear, oh, eh, I fear werse!" and a sudden tush passed over her whits face. "I fear he does not mean to let me go with her. n! be means to murder her, or shut her up In some convent or prises, where she will nev er canape I" "We will get out of this," I said again. "Go, Margaret, and get your self and the child ready; you must take nothing with you, but put on your darkest clotnes. We will go to gether, till near the village, nnd then Tom shall go on for Mick, snd we will wait. Surely, In the foldings of these hills, we shall And some place to hide, until this tyranny be overpast. It seemed a f'srful task, but to stay waa worse. In a quarter of an hour we were ready, snd Tom and I, with our shoes hung round our necks, went softly along the corridor, and tapped at Margaret's door, which was opened at once, and there was she and the child, ready diessed. "Now, my little body," whispered Tom, "you must be as Bilent as a mouse, and let me carry you. Dost remember how David brought you ashore from the boat, and how he praised you for being so silent?" "Yes," she whispered back, "but, oh! I was frightened when we slid into the dark, cold water." "Well, we have not to go that way about tonight, but now hush!" We waited what seemed a long time Margaret and the child and I. Usten- ing to the sigh of the wind through the heather, and now and then start ing at the wall of some night-loving bird, but, most of all, dreading pur suit from the house not that It was likely we should be missed till the early morning. "How long he is," murmured Mar gret In my ear; "would It not have been better to have gone on at once?" I shook my head. "We do not know I Liie way," I whispered back, "nark! Is not that someone coming?" I had hardly spoken .when a lew whistle caught our ears, and then three forms loomed dimly through the darkness. Thank God! It was Tom come back, and with him, Mick, with his pony. "Fly the blessed luck of the saints," whispered Mick, "I was even goin' to Kollala, the morn, for a bit of iron, and other things, and I'm willin' and glad to help ye out of that scoundrel's evil powers. So put the bit crathuis on the pany and hurry up. We must lost no time." The girls were put on the1 pony's back, and Mick, taklntr the bridle, led the creature over bog, and swamp. aid moor, while Tom and I followed. CHAPTER VII. Until the day broke Mick went on, keeping the track, which was, here and there, more distinct. Then, sud denly, he paused, and, putting h!s ear to the ground, listened a moment. "There are horsemen comics. " he said. "We'll just wait and see who they are before we wish them the top o' the mornin'. Come up here, my dar lints," and, turning the pony's head straight up the side of the hill we were traveling, we quilted the track, and, plunging through deep heather, reach ed a point some distance above the track. "Thanks be for the mist," he mut tered. Just as they came below us, we heard the foremost draw rein and call to another who followed to pause. "They can't have got much beyond this," he continued, as his comrade comrade came up, and we all knew the earl's voice. "If it wasn't for this cursed fog, we should see them." That he certainly would, for we stood together but a hundred yards or so above his head. "It is just a wild goose chase," growled his companion. "I tell ye, man, I must go back, or the vessel will go without me." "You can't now, without me," said the earl. "We must find them, for I have sent the boys in every direction. How are they to get so far, afoot? They'll be crouching under a buih, or stuck in a bog, unless they have got ponies," and so reach Killala. Then I'll have them safe. The brat Is my cou "(n my ward, and the girl I'll say is my wife as I mean her to be." "Why, what will Kitty Fenigan say to that?" sneered O'Brien. "Hang Kitty Fenigan!" "Oh! hang her,' by all means, if you like, but you'll have to reckon with her, some day. She's got her lines safe enough. Well, now, I'm going back." "You'll be bogged!" "Well, I'm not going to Killala, I don't want to be seen there, and, more over, I don't want to be pestered with the brat without the girl; that isn't In the bond." j So, after some more grumbling, O'Brien agreed to accompany the earl and they put spurs to their horses, and we heard the thud of their hoofs along the road. Margaret had not spoken since we lieu rd those evil men's converse, but her head was bowed, as if with shame, and her soft lips set in a curve of hard resolve, and I knew her heart was full of bitterness. So we went,- till mounting the crest of a hill, we Suddenly came In view of the town, lying on the stop, by the entrance of a bay or estuary. "What Is that house yonder?" 1 asked of Mick, noting a building of some size barked with woods, now beautiful with fresh spring tints of young leaves. "Sure, that Is the bishop's house," said Mick, "your English bishop, I'm manlng!" "The bishop's house," I repeated; and then a sudden Inspiration seized me. The btehep's house! why! was be not eur father In Fed! was he not bound to help and protect us? Yes; there was the refuge I hud keen long ing for and praying for, while we tramped over that weury way, won dering whom we should Nnd te pre tent us in our sore need, "Mick!" I said, "we'll ro there." (lo Mick took us lo the gate ef the bishop's house, and then leaving js with many thanks on nur part, went to the town with his pony, whistling carelessly; was he nol on business? And we went up the broad walk to the house. Then came a hush, and presently s sound of footsteps and voices and the clapping 6f doors, and almost Immedi ately, down a broad, oaken staircase on one side of the hall, there descend ed an elderly lady, diessed In black, followed by several other women. At this I stepped forward and sftef a few words, the lady signed to me tj be silent. "This seems a business to be spokea of more quietly," she said, for by this time quite a group of servants and attendants surrounded us. "Folio me; my husband is a better counselor than I can be." So we followed her Into a library, where, Irefore a table loaded with books and papers, the bishop himself sat,' and after a word from the wife (as the lady was), I told him in as few words as possible our story. I saw his face grow graver and graver as I spoke, and I guessed that our little story touched with greater matters than we wotted of, and so I ended, saying that not knowing who else to have recourse to we had come to him, for protection and help and counsel. "You did well," he said, "and you shall not ask In vain. But this is a matter that reaches farther than per haps you can guess, and I ask you to be silent and speak of it to no out? save such pettsons as I shall indictit t. For the present, you need most n- t and fid; you must, stay here, and i.iy dear wife will. I am sure, cha.i; herself willingly with the care of this young lady, whose sad and Strang'--story you have related, and her bravrt ar.d faithful governess. We will com municate at once with England, so aa to learn if her father has reached home and what steps he Is taking to find her." Which the good bishop did, and com pelled us to stay hid in his house till all fear of pursuit was past, and the real earl had won back his own. So that was how we got out of the snare, and escaped from the mt of the fowler, and with it, ends my part in this narrative. Ah! Margret is com ing this way I can hear the jingle of ht r housewifely keys. TALK ABOUT WOMEN. Mrs. Jane Mansfield, a centenarian of Lynn, Mass., lives in the oldest house in that city, w'nieh was buiti i!0 years ago. Miss Alverda M. Stout of Columbus, O., who although but 18 years of age. is a mechanical engineer and among the most competent members of that craft. Mrs. Ole Bull, wife of the celebrated violinist, lives In Cambridge, Mass. She Ijas presented the instrument used by her husband to the museum at Bergen. It was made in 1532 by Cas- paro di Halo. Mrs. Roosevelt, while in New York shopping recently, ordered the neces sary nupery for the White house for the coming year, from the handiwork of Porto Rican women. These will nclude table scarfs, covers, doylies and bed linen. . . ' Vliss Mary Mildred Lee, a daughter of General Kobert E. Lee, visited tha state senate at Richmond, Va., on tha ISth, and was introduced, the senate taking a recess of five minutes, in order that the members, might person ally be presented. Mrs. Edwin B. Grossman, a daugh ter of Edwin Booth, the actor, is liv ing in Chicago, on the only property that the actor owned in that city at the time of his death. She has had her father's will filed in that city in order to complete a chain of titles to its possession. Mrs. J. H. Fall, a stepdaughter of President James K. Polk, has sold her step-father's private papers to the Chi cago Historical society. The collec tion includes his diaries in his own handwriting, covering a period of 21 of the most Important years iu Amer ican history. Mrs. S. Lou Hall Manroe of Port land, Ore., has a number of interesting relics of her grandfather, Judge Geo. Shannon, who accompanied the fa mous Lewis and Clark expedition to the Pacific coast In IfcO'i, and event which the people of Portland and the northwest will celebrate in 1906. Mrs. Emma Whltmoie, station agent at Wantaugh, L. I has been a rail roader for twenty-live years. She not only sells tickets, but takes are of the freight and baggage, t is to the credit of the company that she re ceives the same compensation that would be paid a man for the same services. Mrs. Etta S. Chapman is a second assistant examiner in division 311 of (he patent office, "designs, trade marks, optics." She enjoys the Uis tinctio nof being one of the few if not Ihe only member of the examining corps, of her sex, In the patent oflice. Mrs. Chapman has been on the rolla for over twenty-three years, a period of time nhich has enabled her to ab sorb much Information In regard to her paitlcular class of work. Her ex amining duties relate exclusively to trade marks. Mrs. Chapman is prob ably the most expert person In the United Stutes on trade murks and carries around In her memory a store uf knowledge which enabkts her to tell almost st a glance whether an appli cant has s good ease' without re course to the drawings. Brooklyn Ragle: Mr. Doubleduff (ef fusively) I think Miss fllmpkins hi ev ery bit as Rood a dressmaker as that expensive Madame Soak you! Why, that waist she made fits you like the paper on the wall! Mrs. Doubleduff (grimly) -Yes! 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