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A IIOTEDJHYSIGIAH Hakes an Important Statement of Interest to All Women. "Diib Mns. PissnAM : The hon est, intelligent physician is above tha School." Whatever is best ia each case should be used, no matter to what school & physician belongs. I, as ft matter of conscience, can onlj pre- PR, WASATA, of Laming. Mich. Bcribe the best, and as I know and have proven that there is nothing in Materia Medica which finals Lydia E. Piak Iiam's Vegetable Compound ia severe cases of female disorders, I unhesitatingly prescribe it, and have never vet been sorry. I know of noth ing better for ovarian troubles and for failing; of the womb or ulcerations ; it j absolutely restores mo uuan-u jjuj. u to their normal condition quicker and better than anything else. I have known it to cure barrenness in wo men, who to-day are happy mothers of children, and while the medical pro fession looks down upon ' patents,' I have learned, instead, to look-up to the healing potion, by whatever name it be known. If my fellow physicians dared tell tho truth, hundreds of then, would voice my sentiments.' Da. Wanata, Lansing, Mich. 5000 forfait if cbotm testimonial Is not genuine. The record of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cannot bo quailed. Accept no substitute. Mrs. Pinkham ad vises sick wo men free. Address Lynn, Mass. , . i.i pe -j t 4 PERFECT UQUlO DENTIFRICE FOR THE TEETH " BREATH 25C EACH Sozodoht TOOTH POYDEI. HALL A RUCKEU New York "YOUR MONEY IS NO GOOD" tad vfll be refunded to yoo B after Otlog ball a bottle of THE FAMOUS RHEUMATISM and BLOOD CURE m are not satisfied with results. This is oar guarantee, which goes wito very bottle. For sale by first-clans druggists or direct from manufacturers. Matt J. Joassos Co., 151 E. 6ih St., St. Paul, Minn. Mill I Ml 1313 raraa St., Ostafca, Keprf.iwntatlven for STEIN WAV and other xtandard Pianos. ISS.OO buys a new l"iirlght 1'lnno, fully guaranteed on $S.OO Pnymenta. Call or write for catalogue ana particulars. $8.00 For this AT YOOW STOTIOW. Warranted Aocwtta Otkar Itata (quail? low. UV Of THE MAKER imm (Ha Par 4 Fret.) , X. T. "ALL WWOT-raMKTfjUaAlJ,ArmjKr' IXtSm EYES MID EYELIDS WOWS HMU VBOCTAtU PILL CO- Htm lark, ill l:'i4 II). V Mm aanrtrist Mmtlseaeatt Kiacl, Heath TMa fastr. W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 49-1001 E ':J' TlieT Call Ade "Ah-lv " No writing, It is said, of Mr. George Ade's has so amused his admiring readers as has the pronunciation of his name by the majority of those admiring readers amused Mr. George Ac!e. How it started no one seems to know, but most persons in this part of the country, the New York Sun says, speak of him as Mr. Ah-day (accent on the day). Call it that in Chicago where he lives, and they wouldn't know whom you were talk ing about. The author himself pro nounces him name as though it were spelled "Aid." Autorratic Sardou. M. Vlctorien Sardou was trained to ire a doclur, but di ifted into piay writing and had very hard struggles. He is now, however, a very rich man and resides in a summer residence that cost him 150,000. If an ignorant theatrical manager ventures to sug gest an alteration in one of Sardou's plays the author roars, "Not a line not a word not a syllable!" Even the actresses are in his power, for he decides the colors of their dresses. For the Lightning JerkelV Benefit. Telegraphists' paralysis is to be pre vented by a new telegraph key. The key has a "handle large enough to b grasped by the entire hand and can be turned at any angle or set in any position the operator may prefer for ease. The key, according to me inveu. I tor, who is a man of experience, Is as speedy as the old Morse key. The average man's guardian angel hasn't time to take a vacation. Hr.lioldl' Latrlt Statue. Bartholdi, the sculptor of the statue of Uberty, has made a colossal eques trian statue of Vercingetorlx, the hero of Gaul, which is to be set up at Clermont-Ferrand, 250 miiea from Paris. The statue Is fourteen feet high and sixteen feet long and weighs four tons. As it cannot be conveyed by railroad, the experiment will be made of carry ing it in one block by an automobile wagon from Paris. Victoria' DaudMm Son, The duke of Connaught, though over 50 years of age, alone of all the royal family of Great Britain looks rear.y in vigorous health. It is probably due to the open-air life he leads and his love of sport and exercise. The duke of Connaught is exceedingly popular with the army and is regarded as the best looking of the sons of Queen Vic toria, Sooth I. ! at W.t Point. The Savannah Press notes the fact that the first five cadets, in order tf merit,, at West Point, are all southern boys. They hail from Mississippi. North Carolina, South Carolina and Maryland. Mississippi bears off the palm with two of her sons, one of whom is the head of the class. They "Started Something." ; Two women school teachers of Chi cagoMiss Margaret Haley and Miss Catherine Geggin were the instigators of the litigation which has resulted in an Illinois supreme court decision adding millions of dollars to the taxes which corporations in the state tam(. pay. A Saa Jacinto Survivor. James Monroe Hill of Austin. Tex., is one of the few survivors of the bat tle of San Jacinto, which assured to. Texas its independence. He was boru in Georgia and is a cousin of the latci United States Senator Benjamin J. Hill of that state. Be Errn Sleepe an a Soldier. Emperor William is a soldier eve--; when he goes to bed, for he sleeps oi a regulation camp bed, such as his ot fleers use. The bed clothing Is or tn rough regimental pattern. He retire at 11 p. m. and is up and dressed soot j after 5 a. m. Little white lies frequently used soon become big black ones. True wit thoughts. never glres birth to ilf, A llergrman'a Dlnrovar. Fredericksburg, Ind., Dec. 2. Ac cording to the positive declaration of Rev. E. P. Stevens of this place, that gentleman has found a remedy for all diseases of the kidneys and urinary organs. For years he suffered severely with these complaints, incontinence of the urine, makl'-g life a burden to him but he never ceased experimenting in the hopa that some day he would dis cover a remedy. After many failures he has at last succeeded and Is today perfectly cured and a well man, and explains that his recovery U due to the use of Dodd's Kidney Pills. This rem edy has been successfully applied to many cases of Lame Back, Kneuma tism, Brlght's Disease, Diabetes and other Kidney Diseases and there seems to be no case of the kind that Dodd's Kidney Pills will not cure. This is the only remedy that bas ever cured Brlght's Disease. Won't Hare Hrmlf Pictured. Miss Braddon, the English no-ellat. positively refuses to be photographed, ind only one picture or tnis proline writer is known to be in existence. For some time past she has been con tent with writing one book a year, but In her younger days her annual out put was at least two long novels. Ara Tea Calaf Allen' Font-Baa T It is the only cure for Swollen, Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet, Corns and Bunions. Ask for Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken Irto the shoes. At all Druggints and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad dress Allen 3. Olmsted, LeRojr. N. f. Ill luck often turns mere acquaintances. friends Into WHEW TOUR OROCRR SATB h does not have Defiance. (March, jrou may Ixi mire he ! afraid to keep It until hla atork of 12 01. package are Bold. De fiance, starch I not only better than any other Cold Water Starch, but contains II os. 10 tnc pacKaa and still for loner aa 12 ox. brand. Mix a little cornstarch with salt bo fore filling the aait shaker to prrreat AN ECHO FROM THE Marguerite Why do dey call dat wirein front of a trolley car de fender? Recinal Dev calls it Defender: cause It always keeps in front! Savey? CACTIOCS MAS. From the Chicago Post: The young wife was weeping when her mother called. "It's all because of John," she wail ed. "He's a brute, and he doesn't love me any more. I asked him if I wasn't the deareBt little wife in the world " "1 know, I know," interrupted the elder woman. "And he said his check book indicated that you were." "No, he didn't." "He didn't?" "No." "Well, husbands must have changed since I was a bride. What did he say?" "He said, very cautiously, 'Well, you know, my dear, I haven t seen them all.' " 'You know. John, you promised me a sealskin wrap, and' "And you promised to keep my stockings darned and you haven't done it." "Well, you Jon't mean to say that you'll break your promise on that account?" "Well, it's just this: "You don't give a darn and 1 don't give a wrap." A QUIETUS. Slinford You have no soul, woman! should have married a sausage-maker. Mrs. Slinford-In that case I should WASTED A NEW KIXU. If I were king of fairyland, With undisputed sway If all I wished to do I might In my peculiar way I'd see that every letter sent For Santa Ciaus to read Should fall beneath his kindly eye, And that no child should ever sigh Or, longing, wait and wonder why The saint had failed to. heed. Tlie w Olrl. Mm. Kausktp I don't know much about the new girl but she's good natured and harmless, at ut.y rale. Mr. Hauskeep How did you find that out? Mrs. Hauskeep I notice that sings at her work. Mr. Hauskeep Huh! That's sign; a mosquito does that. she no A Vanquished llrllon. "Tom Hood was the wittiest poet," declared the Briton. . "Oh! I don't Know," returned the Yank; "we have a Whittier." "Bah! I though you said this was a good day for ducks." "So it has been. We haven't hurt any of them, have we?" tiik orr.frrioxs tiikv ahk. From the Chicago Post "Are you married?" Inquired the book agent "t am," answered the merchant. "Have you children?" "I have." "And they have the usual amount of curiosity?" "They certainly have." "Then let me call your attention to the encyclopedia I am selling." Thus we ace how the resourceful man leads ua to the point where a pur cbaa cannot wall be avoid. Pictorial Pustior GREAT YACHT RACE. ANSWERED. J. - .Sr - .nr - ..' Mr. Brown How often have I told Johnny Every time you've caught Instead of choosing a poet you at least, nave nan enougn to wu EVOLUTION. Ho Miss Salntlefgh is so good sprout every day. She-Then she'll be a bird TOMMY'S OKAWINO From the Chicago Tribune: Tommy went forward In his turn and showed his drawing to the teacher. "What Is that intended to repre sent?" aked. "A coffee cup," replied Tommy. "It doesn't look much like a coffee cup." "Nome, I can't see very well over in my corner, I was trying to draw one in the dark." And Tommy was kpt in after achool as usual. HEW lB FOB TIIK THERMOMETER. This thermometer always hung out side the porch door in summer ami in the family sitting room in winter. The rlsu and fall of the mercury had never been explained to the small boy of the family, who regarded the instrument !th irreaf resnect as a generator of heat next in importance to the sun. One cold day in March he rushed In from the barn and demanded: "Ma, gimme the thermometer quick." "What on earth do you want with the thermometer?" "I want to hang it up in the sheep pen; the new lambs are shiverln' dreadful." A Wedding Jlngln. Mab Do you think these carnations are becoming to me? Fred Oh, yes; but there are other flewers which I would rather see you wear." Mab Pray tell me what they are and I will wear them for you. Fred Orange blossoms!" One thing a baldheaded man cannot do he cannot wear a pompadour. (A - rn.' - inrb you not to play ball in the house? me at it, sir. GOOD HABIT AND BAD If A BY. Tho baby that's good lies all day long. Toying away with his toes, And no one lingers to croon him a song Or lessen his little woes; The baby that's good neglected lies Where the sun shines Into his blinking eyes And the flics trot over his nose. The baby that squalls all day, all night, la "mother's sweet, precious pet;" She fondles and rocks him with all her might. And leaves everything else upset; The babv that only knows how to squall Is dandled and pampered and always gets all The care that there is to get. Color Wind. "Miss While, I believe?" "No, I am MIkb Green." "Oh. nawdon me! I'm color-blind y'know." If truth lies at the bottom of a. well, charity should work the pump handle. that I'm looking for her wings to Mil, I IK KNUW A WAV. From the Npw York Mall and Ex press: Four-yenr-old Willie found 1 new way to keep a promise the othei day. His older brother John hid their sister Nell's doll and told Willie not to tell where It was, Nellie came in later and asked Willie where It was. "I promised not to tell you," the lit ale fellow replied. "Oh, please tell," pleaded Nellie. "No, 1 can t tell you, Nellie," replied the boy, "but I will tell mamma and you can listen." PARIS 5TREETJAWKER9. The "( mwlot" of Ui freaen Matrnpe lie an Ingenluu Creator. The Paris "camelot," or street hawker, Is the most ingenious crea ture for turning an honest or even a dishonest penny, says the I-oiylon Graphic. His chief is a man named Hayard, who ia known as the "Em pereur des Camelots." and who keeps a shop in the Rue de Croissant, a side street of the Rue Montmantre, the Fleet street of Paris. Hayard will for a few hundred franca produce to order an outburst of popular enthusi asm for any riise Royalist, Monarch ist or Republican. anti-Semlv.lc, Pry- fiionrrt nr an t IDiTVf U Sard '. U !5 S matter of indifference to him and bis men. "Vive" this or "A bas" that Is jhouted with vigor, provided the cash Is forthcoming. Two francs a head a day is the usual price, but if the cause for which they have to shout is one that can bring tho manlfestants Into collision with the police, the price varies between two and five francs, medical aid and legal assistance being llso guaranteed. It is at such times js a royal visit that Hayard reaps a golden harvest. The morning after tho announcement of the arrival of Nicholas II. he had half a dozen presses going printing off patriotic verses set to popular tunes, which the "camelots" sell by thousands In every part of the city. Mme. Hayard, aided by a rickety piano, teaches them the melody in batches of twenty or thirty In the courtyard behind the shop. Then there are medals and badges, buttons and rosettes of Franco-Russian colors and bearing the portraits of the royal guests. These sell like 'hot cakes" at handsome profits. All these dreams of wealth have melted nto thin air under the announce ment that the czar and czarina are not coming to Paris. The expenditure on the Chateau of Complegne Is reck oned by hundreds of thousands of francs. Over a million francs have already been spent, and the expendi ture still continues by hundreds of thousands at a time. The whole chateau has been overhauled from cel lar to garret; priceless furniture, rare tapestries and valuable pictures are arriving daily and hourly. It Is pro posed that after the departure of the czar the chateau should be left as It will be during his majesty's visit, but this, I am afraid, is impossible. New York Press. CONCEALED WEAPONS. KITort to Cheek ion Carrying In th Houth. There is a growth of feeling In many regions of the south large enough almost to be called a senti ment, against the habit of carrying-' concealed weapons. To it has rightly " r been attributed the large number of homicides that marke the civilization of the south. In South Carolina last winter a law was passed prohibiting the carrying of concealed weapons and prohibiting the sale of weapons under a size that cannot be conveniently con cealed in the clothing. Effort is to be made to enforce this law. In Mem phis a Judge of the criminal court has announced his purpose of sending those convicted of carrying concealed weapons to the workhouse for sixty days !n addition to imposing a tine of $50. The judge already has set out in his good work by passing this sen tence on a negro. It were more en couraging had a white man been tho offender, but the judge declared that he would treat white and black alike, and that there should be no discrimi nation on account of social position, rolor or anything else. The news papers are giving support to the tudge's action. H may be in time that public sentiment will become so en lightened as to relegate this barbaric practice to oblivion. It is something hat is needed In northern communi ties as well as southern, in our own town murder tfter murder has oc curred and In each case the man who committed the murder had "his re volver." Indian;)olls News. The Old Ilone'a l ent Trip. A pathetic Incident comes from Ips wich. One day last week an old horse, which bad formerly been used by an expressman in the town, but lately has been enjoying life out on a farm two miles from the village, wandered out Into the broad highway. He start- d toward town, and finally reached the railway station. There he walked up to his old place beside the plat form and backed into position as if he had an express wagon behind him, and waited, as he used to do In his younger days. The train arrived, pas sengers disembarked and express mat ter was taken off. In a few minutes the old horse started off slowly for the village, where he backed himself to the door of the express office, as had been his former custom for many years. After waiting a reasonable time he started up the road toward his new home on the farm. That was the last seen of the faithful worker until he was found dead benlde the road some time later In the day. Boston Herald. There is nothing more dangerous to jur industrial system than that the In Hvlduul worker should conceive of his tfork as the means of earning money which he really enjoys should feel ;hst his (rue life only begins when h julta his ofllce or workshop. Surely s-e must all recognize that our life 1 mainly our work, and that what we ire must be shown in what wo do. Bishop Crelghton. Rome of the Egyptian obelisks, It I) tald, bear (Inures mounted on two wheel vehicles resembling the old ve locipedes. Indianapolis News, A Its ctogfinc 1