HEAD LUIIGS KOH pi rrrt on r-.ifcii 7.. PES. JOB WHEELER Sajm at Pmraaa: "I hla Saaatan StUHrmm, Rosea Mat McEatrr la tbetrgooi cptakm atParaaaataa ah fcctfv ewtmrra nmmty. " MM May Not .o to Cllfornla? Here's a suggestion for a holiday trip: Buy a round-trip ticket to San Fran clsoo at the reduced rate? which will be in effect on account of the Epworth league meeting in that city in July go west by way of Denver and Salt Lake City, past all the glorious moun tain scenery of Colorado and Utah tpend a few weeks in California come home via Portland. Seattle. Ta- coma, Spokane and Billing, Mont. ii you nave jlme, stop off and see Yellowstone Park. A month is suffi cient for the entire trip. In that time you will see more than moU people do in a ii retime. And the expense is almost unbeliev ably small. Write for a copy of the Burlington's Epworth league folder, which tells all about it gives you Just the informa tion you need about rates, routes, through cars, scenery, stop-overs, etc. J. FRANCIS, General Passenger Agent, Omaha, Neb. Who ties to the right will never get lert. Private Mailing Card. Private Mailing Card with colored views of scenery on the Chicago, Mil waukee t St. Paul Railway sent on receipt of ten (10) cents in stamps. Address F. A. Miller, General Passen ger Agent, Chicago, 111. If you are ahead, pull, behind, push. If you are Ask your grocer for DEFIANCE STARCH, the only 16 oz. package for 10 cents. All other 10-cent starch con tains only 12 oz. Satisfaction guaran teed or money refunded. A dudo dressed out of sight is very apt to be out of mind as well. THE DEST POMMEL SLICKER IN THE WORLD In, Wiiuiow Moothlngr wyrop. Pnrehmiren teething, ir.ficm the guirt, redoeen fir HauiicaUva, aiiayn pain.curet wmd colic. c a bottla. The customer doesn't always enlarge his clothes when he lets them out. S ' y i ji mm I i if it a.' iiii DEARS THIS TRAPE MARX THOUGH OfTEH ffBTATEC A3ASAMEC0AT IT HA5 NO EQUAL CATAtaeut rsEi. A.J.TOWtttCCt.ftOSTOIl. MASS. 7 BBS IN 3 OR 4 YEARS ni::PECOEKCEASSUSEO it yon take op your Dumr in western c au adii.the land of plenty. Illustrated pamphlets, giving experiences of farmers who have be come wealthy in if row ing wheat, reports of delegate, etc.. und full in formation a to reduced railway rates can be had oa application to the Superintendent of Immigration, Department of Interior. Ottawa, Canada, or to W V. Bennett. 801 New Yorfc Life Bldg., Omaha. Neb An "Old Home' Week. Following the precedent set by New Hampshire, the legislature of Vermont has get apart the seven days beginning Ainiit it next as Vermont 8 Old nomc week, f.overnor W. W. Stickney has ueea made president of the association formed to prepare plans for the re union festivities and to carry them out systematically. ! .Is JZ ' IHUf - will aa. . if Carrier I'l-eon Convicted Thief. The expedient of allowing a carrier pigeon, alleged to have been stolen, t i fly away from The court in order that its home might be known, was adopted in East Orange. N. J., the ether day, with such success that Geo. Bennett was held W the grand Jury en a charge of larceny. He had been accused of stealing game cocks and a homing pigeon frrn Robert Euraig. but the evidence was so conflicting that it was decided to send the pigeon cut and see where it went. A feather was plucked from the bird and short ly after it had been released the dove was found in Euraig's loft. FlTe TVrmftworr Cured. So ettt or neerrmaneai afrar firpf dnj'u 'i -t IT. KUnt freat N'rrre K(M-er. ttiwl f T FKKK S3.00 trial bottle iwi limut, La. U. u. ajji.. LuL. Ji Area si. l oiiauala i'a. Half-heart edness ure usually. means whole fail- For weakness, stiffness and soreness in aged people use Wizard Oil. Your druggist knows this and sells the oil. Charles Martel, or Charles the Ham mer, carries a mace weighing thirty pounds. FRAGRANT m nt WABASH pffflf I ' Hat Ha m relit 1 1 e ! ika akor- ; 4, f.- L EiiprAin h-V iwv 1 It-. a I jjl f !4 I I M claiiiWhnaiMaamiiim. I ! aJLXAAaJLJ a pirftet liquid dtntifriet for tkt Tcolh v r.loulh New She S0Z0D0NT LIQUID, 25c SOZ0DONTT0OTH POWDER, 25c Urge LIQUID aid POWDEK, 7Sc At all stores, or by Mail for the price. HALL RUCKEL, New York. 25' LIKES BUCKWHEAT CAKES. Kaaparor William' Cook Takinir la American Culinary Art. Americans will be glad to learn that a new bond of sympathy has been woven between the German emperor and the people of the great republic. It is announced that the German sover eign has added buckwheat cakes to the royal menu; also codfish cakes, hominy pancakes, oatmeal and Welsh rarebit: By his order the imperial chef took passage on an American uner, ana on the voyage was instructed in the preparation of a long list of typically American dishes. The emperor capitu lated to buckwheat on the occasion of a recent visit to the new Himburg American yacht, the Pilnzcesin Vic toria I.ulse. The chef of chefs of the Hamburg-American line is Einll Fah renhelm of the steamship Deutschland. For the occasioin he was transferred to the yacht and for the kaiser's break fast prepared a typical American menu, which, so the story goes, o pleased the emperor that he invited himself to remain for luncheon and dinner. On his return from the theater at mid night he was regaled with a Welsh rarebit. Then it was that the kaiser capitulated. 'Ach, Gott," he exclaimed fervently, "never have I tasted such delicacies as these buchweizen pfann kuchen and hominy pfannkuchen. They are so light: So tarty! So rich: My cordon bleu shall be instructed In the art of preparing them." So Herr Voclkcrs, the Koeniglich-KaiKerlicher mund koch, sailed with the Deutsch land and was put through a course of culinary sprouts, taking voluminous notes and upon arrival at Cherbourg graduated from the tutelage of Herr Fahrenhelm with high honors. Some day he is to make the round trip on the Deutschland and learn further of American cooking. The emperor has i out just embarked upon his culinary conquest and there are i-till worlds to conquer. The Welsh rarebit will but give him appetite for the golden buck. the codfish cake for brown bread and baked beans, the buckwheat cake for mince pie. And after these there will tni remain scrapple and fried mush. Chicago Chronicle. - :0: REWARD r ?J?" backache. serrottaneM. Irepleat DcM, wekDia, lwnaof vitality , in cipient kidney .biadtteraod urinary mwipirn umi rm not nernrrq nj 1 1 331 1 MM (ha great kidney, Mrr and blood medicine. BOe At au uraggUM. Writ for free ample. Add real KIO.MK-OIOS, U Loola, Mo. vU.L.DOUGLAS .50 SHOES m nuM few cawaiie arlrr, It ft nnt alrtna tfc hMt leather lliat mult a tint 'mm MM it u the hrai.tt. Imt hare plannMl the Iwi4 ..i. i--. - - . i -j aw mw TxmiTnrmm m imt mtm. ?l I. mernanl'al Mill an)f kaowiadae that ha made W. I,. Ixiagla. nhoeMtn- hew mthe w.1d fornietu Take awfeatltwm. I natal n lianni W. I. Ixmitla. Iirm willi nam PVJ" wmwipi uti mum. oir wwier Mimim im them, II ha aog not, anfar naialag i lag fall laatniKUoaa how 10 nrder hy mad . L IMIIiULaa, MrawhiM. Haas, CfwT MAN'S SPHERE IN NATURE. Evolution TheorlaU Dnelnrs Ha II a. At tained It hf Slow Dffrrea. Since Huxley's pioneer work in 1863 a host of investigators have carried forward the study of structural resem blances connecting the genus man with lower genera and orders, says Profes sor W. J. McGee in his address as re tiring president of the Anthropologi cal society of Washington. Today the physical similarities are among the commonplaces of knowledge, what soever the background of philosophical opinion concerning cause and se quence. During the last decade or two the investigators themselves, with scarce an exception, have gone one fitep farther and now include sequence of development from lower to higher forms as among the commonplaces of opinion, whatsoever the background of metaphysical notion as to the cau; There the strictly biologic aspect of the question as to man's place in nature may safely be considered to rest. The chief advances In anthropology have related to what men do and what men think, and the progress has been such as to indicate with fairly satisfactory clearness the natural history of human thinking, aa well as that of human do ing. A3 is shown by the latest re searches, the mental workings of the human are analogous with those of the lower animals, while the range from the Instinct and budding reason of higher animals to the thinking of the lowest man would seem far less than that separating the beast-fearing sav age from the scientist and statesman In short, the evident tendency of the science of anthropology is, according to Professor McGee, toward the establish ment of a mental as well as a physical evolution of man from a prototype of lower rank In the animal klngdom. Cblcago Chronicle. -- o God said Let there be Grim darkness felt his might. Ami Hcd away; Then startled srai anil mountains cold Shone forth, all bright in blue and gold. And cried " "l is dav! 'tis dav!" "Hail, holy light!" exclaim'd. The thunderous cloud, that flamed O'er daisies white; And lo! the rose, in crimson drcss'd, ' l.ean'd sweetly on the lily's breast; And. blushing, nmrnuir'il "Light Thru was the skylark born: Then rose the embattled corn; Then Hoods of praise Flow'd o'er the sunny hills of noon; And then, in stillest night, the moon I'our'd forth her pensive lays. I.o, (leaven's bright bow is glad! 1.0, trees and flowers ail clad In glory, bloom! And shall the mortal sons of God He senseless as the trodden clod. And darker than the tomb? Xo. by the mind of man! Hy the swart artisan! By God. our Sire! Our souls have holy light within. And every form of grief and sin Shall see and feci its fire. By earth, and hell, and heaven, The shroud of souls is riven! Mind, mind alone Is light, and hope, and life, and power! Earth's deepest night, from this bk-ss'd hour, The night of minds is gone! "The L'ress!".' all lands shall sing; The Press, the .l'rcss we bring, All lands to bless: O pallid Want! O Labor stark! Behold, we bring the second ark! The Press! the Press! the Press! O: visit rn)AN .ZSMERICAN ra li EXPOSITION cuitalo est low mmm qCM&fiO BATES yyt'Jr FREQUENT TRAINS Lc!xo Ohoro Ct Michigan Southern Dy. Ml Mrtliwlwi a .mNmMmi to t. M. BVMN. Caaarjl Wawtera kmrnmL CMttAtM t7& Mr OMAHA H. 31-190 I JhrtlwCj'a, fritfaMf Ma)Mi4t A kMk a, . . f wwma wmaam. amrwtmam MTM. MTW awl all Paid. Slaadar bf Pbaaosrmph. Slander by phonograph Is the latent invention of malice. In a, subirb o, Berlin a sewjng machine dealer had a squabble with one of his agents, so, unable to think of another way of In juring him, he conceived the idea of slandering and defaming him In public by means of a phonograph. He con fided to one of these Instruments a declaration that he had denounced his enemy for forgery and embezzlement, and placed it in a conspicuous place in the beer-room of the local inn. Soon afterwards guests entered the chamber and put their pence in the slot, where upon they were shocked at the serious charges against one of their acquaint ances. A slander action followed. The phonograph was brought Into court as a witness; but the instrument seemed to have got a bint of the base purpose to which It had been applied for It re fused to repeat the calumnies! There were, however, a sufficient number of wUneaaea to prove that the remark had been made by the Instrument on the day in question, so the court found for the plaintiff; and the defendant, whose conduct was characterized by the magistrate as "malignant," waj fined fifty shillings! $M4f Laadce of ( liernkaea. Mrs. Susan Sanders of the Cherokee nation, Cherokee by blood, Is a leader of her people. She lately made two trips to Washington to get a bill paaaed by congress "to prevent In truder!, citizens by marriage and re errators form sharing Id the lands and aonunltlei of the Cherokee na tion." She drew up the bill and the letter to the committee on Indian af fairs accompanying It. Mra. Banders la familiar with all tbe lawn and treaties governing the Cherokee. The Painting of Satan. BY ETHELYN LESLIE HUSTON. (Copyright, by lJully Story Pub. Co.) Although the rest of the guests of the gentler sex at the Hotel Helena sometimes Bald unkind things about Mrs. Weston, that lighthearted little lady was, perhaps, like a certain per son not mentioned in polite society, not quite as black as she wag painted. It Is true she did like to talk to interest ing men, whether they happened to be married or not. and th men. Interest Ing and otherwise, liked very much to talk to her. And when Mr. Hartleigh began to show a distinct preference for her society In that lazy hour or two after dinner while digestion went com fortably on to the soothing strains of the mandolin orchestra, Mrs. Weston took It as a matter of coure. J he Hartleighs had always shown their fondness for each other as much as good breeding would permit, and to the casual observer, there was no change in their mutual regard. But Mrs. Weston scented trouble through her high-bred little nose as accurately aa a thoroughbred racer sniffs danger borne to his quivering nostrils on the summer breeze. And when Hartleigh brought his In dolent post-prandial revolutions to an anchorage beside her chair, she re ceived him with the tact that questions not, but waits. And such tact is worth unminted gold to women, If they but knew It. A few do. bo, one evening, she learned all about it. She knew that Hartleigh was not In love with her, and she knew that Harticlgh's wife, under her usual gently gracious air, was fretting about the intangible something that bad thrust its Banquo-ghost Into their hap piness. That evening when Hartleigh made some reckless statements to her about her Irrislstable attractions generally 2 (WW "But Mra. Hartleigh." nd his appreciation thereof, and all the rest of It, Mrs. Weston nodded her sensible little head and assumed an air of fitting gratitude for the compli ment paid ber, and then faltered, with a becoming touch of hesitation, and n quite fetching little quaver In her aoft voice "But Mra.-Hartleigh " Hartleigh toased hla cigar behind the gas-log of the !ig fireplace and laid, with gloomy Irritation: "Oh, she doesn't rare. Tbe Beat of oa are. conceited beggars, you know, and I used to think she did, which bow what aa aaa man Is." Mrs. Weston smoothed a smile from r.er lips wilh her big black fan. .i i , . .... auu ust-miM sue ooesn t, she re flected, while her eyes danced. "I am to be a sop to his lordship's vanity. Liear, dear. How very clumsy men are, to be sure. But I II try to fix the thing up. Though I'll get no thanks for it. One never does." So she purred a few sympathetic purrs, which are all a clever woman needs to do when a man Ls bothered, and the whole story came out. Hartleigh, it appeared, had gone to his wife's desk to scribble a note one iff Had seen an open letter, evening when ahe happened to be out, and on pulling out a drawer for some note-paper, had seen an open letter that had been tossed carelessly in there. His sense of honor was too fine to tolerate any thought of reading what was not Intended for his eyes, but the second's glance caught two or three words that had sent their sting down into his heart's core. And he had closed the drawer, and that waa all. "And you have not spoken of It to her?" asked Mrs. Weston. "Xo. What's the use?" he replied drearily. "She's tired of me, I suppose, but I cannot very well go and ask her to say so. The woman must Lake tbe initiative In a thing of that son." Mrs. Weston nibbled the edge of her fan and the muscles around her pretty mouth twitched. Hartleigh Lad en tirely forgotten, in the unburdening of nis sick soul that be had declared n deep and abiding passion for Mrs. Weston but Ore minute befure nn.i was plunged in gloomy reverie. Mrs Weston pressed the fan sternly against her rebellious lips, and finally turned toward him a face of becoming gravity. "Perhaps It Is not as bn.1 as It looks " she said seriously. "Wo may prove an alibi yet. Go away now, and give Mr. 8tauton your seat. You have been talking to me long enough, and tbe tabbies are looking unutterable things my way." Thus while she talked sweetly to the enraptured Stanton, her busy and clever brain was at work on the Hart leigh problem. She was unxhaken in her belief that Mrs. Hartleigh was In love with but one man. and that nan was Hartleigh. Consequently, that let teror portion of letter that Hart leigh had accidentally seen, must have some explanation. But how to gst at It? It Is a thankless task to try and i"t the matrimonial misunderstandings and nnpleassntnass of one's friends aright, and Mrs. Wanton alghed as she resigned herself to tbe ordeal. The tabblea looked daggers and battering- rams as they saw her lift ber eye brows In Hartlelgh's direction and that gentleman promptly resume tbe seat Stanton hid just vacated at a slightly more Imperative signal from Mrs. Stanton. "My beloved Christian friend," said Mrs. Weston, gravely. "There is one thing due Mrs. Hartleigh, under all circumstances, and that ls an apology." "Because I?" "Exactly. It was a breach of honor, however Innocent, and It is Incumbent upon you, as 'an officer and a gentle man,' to admit your indiscretion, or error, and make tbe amende honor able generally." Hartleigh drew a long breath, and moved uneasily in bis chair. "Well, it will be dashed unpleasant," he said hesitatingly. "But if you think there is no other way and It Is the proper thing" "Assuredly, the proper thing," said his mentor sternly. "You had no right to fumble around the private desk of anybody, and if you found something you did not want to And, that was retribution. And the penalty thereof is sack-cloth and ashes." "But If she Is permitting some black guard to write things " "Yon do not know what she is per mitting, or anything about it," said Mrs. Weston. "But I tell you I saw " "Three words. Eactly. And there- by hangs a history which you have filled In with the aid of a vivid Imag ination and doubtless some personal experience " (Hartleigh again moved uneasily In his chair "and It has never entered your head that there may be some things in the heavens above and the earth beneath, of which you are not altogether cognizant. In any case, two wrongs do not make one right. I had that in my copybook at school. You must apologize." Tho next evening the bistre shadows that had begun to deepen around Mrs. Hartlelgh's soft gray eyes, were gone. and the Helenc guests congrattnaieti her on the deliverance from the dull headache that had clung to her so ong. After dinner, Hartleigh drew Mrs. Weston aside for a moment He told her how Mrs. Hartleigh had Insisted upon his reading the whole letter, which was the unwise effusion of an unwise man who hud loved her long before i-he met Hartleigh, and had written her a stormy reproach for not even requiting hi long devotion with a sign of friendly Interest in his wel fare. Hartleigh was immensely relieved and a good deal ashamed of himself, and after he had explained fully, out of the gladness of bis heart, and di lated upon the blessings that Heaven had bestowed upon him, and of which ho was most unworthy, and bored poor Mrs. Weston almont to extinction, he took himself off to hang over the back of his wife's chair for the greater part of the evening. And always after that Banquo-epl-sode of the Hartlelgh's. Mrs. Hart lelgh's demeanor toward Mrs. Weston was tinged with a chill reserve. Which Mrs. Weston received with the calm philosophy of one who knows her kind. "Blessed Is tho peace-maker," she quoted to herself, with her shrewd lit tle smile. "And I could have made all sorts of trouble, had I wished. Dear, dear." And she smiled on Mr. Stanton sweetly and plaintively asked him tho secret of his perennial youth, while Mrs. Stanton glared at her icily, and presented her with a large and heavily bead-armored shoulder for the balance of the evening. Hklrta aa Hunt Mwaeper. One of the local councils In a district of Vienna has directed all women fre quenting public parks and gardens un der their Jurlsdicton to hold up their skirts if they would otherwise trail upon the ground. ' The notice states that these Inclosurea are devoted to the recreation of persons desirous of escaping from the dusty town, and therefore the authorities object to the dust being swept Into heaps by the trailing skirts. Even so far back aa the reign of Edward II long trains were de rlgueur. This is what one of the monks sayB: "I heard a proud woman who wore a white dress with a long train, which, trailing behind her, raised a dust even so far as the altar and the crucifix. Hut as she left the church and lifted up her dress on ac count of the dust, a certain holy man saw .the devil laughing. He asked him the cause and the devil replied: 'A companion of mine waa Just sitting on the train of that woman, using It as a chariot, but when she lifted It up my companion wag shaken off Into the dust and so I laughed.' " Evidently the local councils of Vienna are somewhat antiquated In their notlos. racking Aaroaa at Melghborn. A person who constructs a building upon bis own property with windows In It, upon the side facing his next neighbor's property, no that the pri vacy of the latter's residence Is Inter fered with, can not be made by h neighbor, by Injunction to close the windows, holds the Supreme court of IOiilsiana, in the rase of Bryant vs Sholars (29 Bo. Rep. 350), the Iatt(.rg' remedy being to establish screens upon his own property. Sal en la (tatnrn. A learned philosopher of Kdini.nr. after mature study has eomn conclusion that Saturn Is the dwelling place of Satan, so hereafter you uej not tell your friends to go to hades. A polite Insinuation that hla natural sphers Is wlthn the rings of Sstnrn will be sufficient.- -flan rraacisco Csll.