Thief CatHwn m ft levee. A Catholic priest at Kroze, small town in I'olaud, was awakened at night by masked robbeic, who ordered him to produce the 1,260 roubles which he had to pay for the oooatro Uou of a church. The priest pretended to be hunting in big d.slt fur the money, but getting hia hands on a revolver he turned suddenly and Si-thi on the ban dit, killing two and putting the rest to flight TO CFRE A C'OI.I) IN ONK DAT. Take Laxative Ukuiio V'i'"isi Ta bi.kth. AS druggist refund the momy it tt ftls to cure. TL. VV. drove s signature la on the box. SaJ. Watches and rivers seldom run long without winding. Aak your grocer for DEFIANCE STARCH, the only 16 oz, package for 10 cents. All other 10-cont starch con tains only 12 oz. Satisfaction guaran teed or money refunded. A woman with a three-Inch tongue ran make a giant feel like a midget. Millions of sufferers use Wizard Oil for pain every year and call it blessed. Ask the druggist, he knows. Wow Ha I Dr. Alger. The American University, of Harri nian, Tenn., has Just conferred the honorary degree of doctor of laws up on Rue-ell A. Alger, ex-secretary of war. Mr. Alger has been a patron of the schools at Harriman for many years. Aak your grocer for DEFIANCE STARCH, the only 16 oz. package for 10 cents. All other 10-cent starch con tains only 12 oz. Satisfaction guaran teed or money refunded. New England Utopia. Charles Francis Adams pays that Winchester, Mass., has "within its limits more natural beauty and a Mgher average of civilization than any otner piane in that section of Now England. Try GraJn-OI Try Graln-Ot Aak your Oroeer to-day to ihow you a package of ORAIN-O. the new food drink that takes the of eoffod. The clilMrea mar drink it without injury an well an the dult. All who try It, liken. GRAIN Ot.as that rich seal brawn of Mocha or Java, but It U mad from pure grains, and tbe moat delioato stomach receives it without dis tress. M tba price of coffee. 15c and 23 eta. per psMkage- Hold by all grocora, No man is truly wise who denies that he ever made a fool of himself. Garfield Tea, the medicine that purl- lies the blood and cleanses the system, brings good health to all who use it It is made from herbs. Drugglrts sell it Success Is the one crime some peo ple refute to forgive In their frlonds. THE WERT. I listen to the rumble and rattle of th rail And to tny ara unfolded tba world's moat wondrous tale; Tba prairie tamed and broken; the for- st split in two; The lake and ocean blended; the moun- . tain shivered through; The cfcasm knit with Iron; the cataract swung; back; Both Time and Distance shrunken with evry foot of track. The tramp of millions westward Is echoed from the wheel; The strain of millions striving sensations new to fuel; New cities planned nt twilight, perfected with the dawn; Our Nation s might replenished by west ern brain and brawn. The frtilta are, aye! most luscious; the flowers fairest bloom; The men are best and bravest, and there Is least of gloom Where seta the Star of Empire, where Sun of Progress dips. And burnishes the wheat tlelds and gilds the groaning ships. F. A. Murray. Are Too Interested In the Northwest? Home and Garden, a 16-page illus trated monthly paper, tells all about the fine climate, fertile grain and fruit lands, timber, mines, fisheries, etc., of the wonderful Northwest, the rich est undeveloped portion of North Am erica. The regular price of the paper ia 60c a year. If you will cut out and re turn this ad., state name of paper in which It appears, and enclose 10c in silver, Home and Garden will be sent you, postage paid, for one year. Ad dress Home and Garden, Newspaper Row, St Paul, Minn. FRAGRANT aptrfKt Liquid Dcntifrico SOZODOffT TOOTH POWDER, ZSc QRC Urge LIQUID and POWDER. 76c J At all the Stores, or by Stall for the price. HAlXtfc RUCKEL, NEW YORK REWARD: '. 111 hr jM of backacbw, Bervufj-netw, .lrrjle DrM, wulrneia. kxwtof vHtll'y. In rlpUial ltl4rejr ,l ladder mil urin-vrjr 4lnrdra ran not I rurt4 tr ma tea greet SMsey. liver and blond medlclar. SOe At all DrogglstA Write for free Mle. Address KIO.NI-OIOt, tU Louis, Mo. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Hut Boar Signature of Wrapper I Tory semen mad aa ea7 wUkssMsnCBa. CAimrts rUIEAIACSL m iizzikess. FBI UUCIUXltf. rsxTssni uvu. rsiiAUJwtui. nmitzznimi CUWI tlCK HIAPACHl. W. N. U. OMAHA No. 16-1901 "T A Legal Affair. BY GUY A. JAMIESON. (Copyright, 1901, by Dally Story Pub, Co.) The little sign screaked monoton ously as it swayed back and forth In the wind. In fact, it was the only sign of animation for two blocks, bar a rival sign across the street that screaked and swayed. Just as vehe mently, and to as little purpose. The Bign in question Informed the pub'.ic, or would have, had there been a public, that John D. Marberry was an attorney and real estate agent, and that be had a choice lot of residence, business, farm and ranch property for sale or rent on easy terms. The tru.u Is, the town of Archer was for sale or rent on easy terms; and the few fami lies, who had not already lei 1 for a less drouthy country, remained from neces sity more than choice. John D. Marberry, who had come West to grow up with the country, was, at the Very time of which I write, sitting in a small, hot, dusty office be neath the screaking sign, gazing ab stractedly up the deserted street, out to the Interminable stretch of parched prairie. When he located in Archer it was on a "boom"; immigration was pouring Into the county, the Retta and Taw R. R. had been surveyed to the town, and everything indicated an era of development and prosperity. But, for some reason, not known to the public, the road was not built; and short crops and two years of drouth had caused, to use an expres sion usually applied to such condi tions, the whole bottom to drop out John D. Marberry's thoughts were not as abstract as his appearance. In fact, they had a very practical trend. Ho was thinking seriously of selling out, lock, stock and barrel, if such an expression is applicable to the law and real estate business, and moving back Emit. . He had made a bad ven ture, be had been disappointed, he was heartily tired of the dry monot ony of things. The West held but one attraction for him and but for said attraction this story would not have been written. He bad met Miss Ola Mann, and that meant that he had fallen under the spell of her charming personality. Miss Ola was the daugh ter of a rich old rancher, who num bered his acres and cattle by the thousands. In the active out-door life she had led she had developed into a superb specimen of the western wom anshe was beautiful, cultured, wealthy. Therein lay the perplexity of the case. Marberry felt himself a man of parts, that be had a future, but, for the present, be was stranded. He had often thought over the matter as he tossed restlessly nights, and as be sat dejected in the stuffy little of fice watching the dust drift down the deserted street. To presumptuously, boldly speak bis mind and put an end to the consuming uncertainly, or move East, establish himself, and write that was the question. Once, as he returned from a Fourth of July celebration, where be, as the orator of the occasion, had covered himself with glory, he had been, on the point the paper and motioning Marberry to a chair. "What is it?" asked Marberry. "Mann has made an assignment.' "Can't be true." "That's what the paper says." Marberry folded the inventory slowly and pushed it into his pocket. He walked over to the Star office and talked to Tooly. On his depart ure he took a paper from the mailing desk, then went to the postofflce and got another out of bis box. Prof. Bennet was reading the Star to a crowd of six. Tho "assignment" was the local of interest. Another item, Marberry had overlooked, was also re ceiving its share of comment Miss Ola Mann had secured a position in the Archer school. Prof. Bennet tes tified to the truth of the last bit of news. John D. Marberry walked across the street with a new buoyancy in his step, tearing the inventory Into bits and "Mann has mado an assignment." of an avowal of hlr love, but Miss Ola had seemed to parry his words, and being proud, sensitive, be had re mained silent. But, now, his mind was made up. He Jerked his chair to the desk and began to prepare an Inventory of his office fixtures, books, etc. The work completed, he walked across the i.reet to the rival sign. Taylor, the owner. bad Invested pretty heavily In real estate and would likely remain, as there waa no prospect of his disposing of it for some years. He could sell bis plunder to him; If not, why, he would take It with fata. Taylor was looking over the last Issue of the Archer Star, a copy he had taken from the press, strictly against the rules of tho office, only ten minutes' before. "Well, I new, tbe wont U nan- pmui," - Ma tostta ay from "I have something to say, MIs3 Olga. casting It on the hot wind. He en tered his office and took down the duster that had been taking a pro tracted rest. Every book and piece of furniture was gone over carefully and re-arranged. When he sat down to his desk again there was a tidy and prosperous appearance about the room that It had not worn since the days of the railroad boom. John I). Marberry had finally determined that the fate of Archer should be his fate sink or swim, survive or perish he would remain in Archer. He went industriously to work on an abstract of the county, an under taking he had given up some weeks before from sheer discouragement He was still writing when a buggy rolled up to the door. He looked up, surprised at tho interruption. Miss Ola greeted blra cordially. He has tened out to assist her from the bugfcS. If her father's financial embarrass ment weighed heavily on her mind, she was successful, indeed, In conceal ing it She was the same fresh, sen sible, charming Miss Ola. "I have Just read the Star, Miss Ola," began Marberry, when they were seated. "You'll pardon me for refer ring to It, a,d allow me "Excuse me," broke in Miss Ola; "but please do not mention it. There's nothing to be sorry for we still have the home place and, you know, I have secured a position In the school. After all, what is a little more or less prop erty? " Here are some papers father told me to hand to you. He wishc3 you to look over them." She rose to go. Marberry rose also. "I have something to say to you, Miss Ola," he began, stepping nearer; "something I would have said before this bad it not been for certain cir cumstances and which, but for certain other circumstances, I would not say now." Miss Ola resumed her seat. "I desire you to know, Miss Ola," h" continued hesitatingly; "that I love you." Miss Ola'g eyes were on the floor, roses came and went on her cheeks. Then, she looked up sweetly and said: "I'm sure, Mr. Marberry, I'm not dis pleased." Not a single client dropped In to Interrupt the conversation that fol lowed. But then, if there had been clients in Archer it would not have happened Just as it did. The rival sign across the street was still screaking and flappl ,-5 frulUiMly when Marberry and his vs. tor stepped Into tbe buggy and rolled off. Taylor eyed them critically over the corner of his paper. There was some thing telltale about bis rival that caused his thoughts to go wandering back to a sunny day now buried, with many other bright ttalnRS, in tho past when he had entered the land Wi-ere Love Is king. "There'll soon be another local In tho Star," he mused, and his thoughts drifted back to silent streets, scorched prairie, and bad Investments. A few months later there was a quiet wedding out at Mann's Ranch. Tooly, of the Star, was best man. Taylor congratulated his rival heartily. Mar berry well, Marberry was happy. Archer Is no longer a deserted vil lage, but a thriving western metropo lis. Tbe screaking sign that Capped above Marberry's office has long since ceased to screak. Marberry occupies elegant rooms above Mann and Mar berry's bank. Those who write him use the prefix "Hon." Kngllah Sam reign aa Unpopular Cola, Tbe sovereign has never been a pop ular coin In India. Among tho wealth ier natives who have not yet learned to trust the yellow metal as currency, tbe Idea of turning a sovereign Into or naments, such as earrings and brooch es, baa recently become a fad. Memphis, Tenn., Is taking no little pride In her distinction of being the mule metropolis of the south. Some one, m!miaa to this flourishing and wealthy city, says "there It la a of taaka ud braya." DAN GROSVEp SAYS: "Peruna Is an Excellent Spring Catarrh Remedy--! am as Well as Ever." HON. DAN A. CROSVENOR. OF THE FAMOUS OHIO FAMILY. , Hon, Dan. A, Grosvenor, Deputy Auditor for the War Department, In a letter written from Washington, D. C, says: ''Allow mm in rf.r-nry.ee ntv trrmitinA tn au aa. a...--;. i J - - r- -j J va str wftcffi wnrni J i if III uue bottle of Peruna. O no week has brought wonderful changes and lam now aa well as ever. Besides helncr (atarrh remedy." Very respectfully, Dan A. Qrosvenor. Hon. John Williams, County Com- . Duluth, Minn., says the following in nissioner, of D17 West Second street, regard to Peruna: "As a remedy for catarrh I can cheerfully recommend Peruna. I know what it is to suffer from that terrible disease and I teal that it Is my duty to speak a good word for the tonic that brought me Immediate relief. Peruna cured me of a bad case of catarrh and I know It will cure any other sufferer from that disease." Miss Mattie L. Guild, Preslde.it Illi nois Young People's Christian Temper ance Union, in a. recpnt utta fmm Chicago, 111., says: "I doubt if Peruna has a rival In all the remedies recammenrifii tn-ttmt, tnm catirrh of the system. A remedy that Will CUre catarrh of Ihn etnmmrH mill cure the same condition of the mucous membrane anywhere. I have found It the best remedy I have ever tried for catarrh, ani believing It worthy my endorsement I gladly accord It. " Mrs. Elmer Fleming, orator of Res ervoir Council, No. 168, Northwestern jjfgion or Honor, of Minneapolis, Minn., writes from 2535 Polk St., N. E.: i nave Deen troubled all my life with ca tarrh In my head. I took Peruna for about three months, and now think I am permanent ly cured. I be lieve that for catarrh in all its forms, Peru na is the medi' Mrs. Elmer Fleming, Minneapolis, Minn. cine of the age. It cures when all other remeaies ran. I can heartily recom mecd Peruna as a catarrh remedy." The spring is the time to treat ca tarrh. Cold, wet winter weather often retards a cure of catarrh. If a course of Peruna Is taken during the early spring months the cure will be prompt and permanent. There can be no fail ures if Peruna Is taken Intelligently during the favorable weather of spring. As a systemic catarrh remedy Pe runa eradicates catarrh from the sys tem wherever it may be located. II cures catarrh of the stomach or bow els with the same certainty as catarrh of the head. 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