DOWN SOUTH PISHING STORY. WHERE ONE HOBO RODE. THE PATHOS OF THE CONFLICT. Ban Antonio, Tex., May 8. The fol lowing article appears In the lead In Knglish angling journal, the Fishing Uazette, and la from the pen of Mr. Henry Kant, who was for some years editor of th Fredericksburg News, and is well known through that section ot country: Texas, the "Lone War State," Is the largest and least known state in Broth er Jonathan's domain, and It Is prob ably the most attractive on account of 1 1 cumate, scenery land weajlh ot game of all sorts, including the tinny tribe. In the summer of '7 we tried the waters of the Guadalupe a fine stream about 00 miles west of the curlou, partly Mexican town of San Antonio, which. In combination with electric street cars, electric lights and other modern Improvements, still retains many of the habits, customs food and language of old Mexico. Hislng at sunup my attention was first drawn to the Innumerable pits of the ant lion. This is the larva of a large fly. It has a flat body, its head is armed with a pair of formidable nip pers, and It always walks backward. It constructs a cylindrical pit by mov ing around In a circle backwards, dig ging out the sand with, lu flat head. With a violent Jerk It scatters It, and, diminishing the diameter ot Its circle, it completes a veritable death trap in the shape of an inverted cone, then burying Itself out of sight at the bot tom, It awaits the approach of unlucky Insects, who fall down the steep sides of its hole, finding no foothold on the slippery sand, only to meet death in the grip of those merciless nippers. It is dragged out of sight, and after Its blood has been sucked out, the carcass Is burled, the pit carefully repaired, and the ant lion awaits another victim. The question of bait came on the board next, and a short stroll rewarded two lucky shots by providing us with a rabbit and a squirrel, and fishing was the order of the day. No dainty bamboo varnished tapering rod was used, but a few long branches of the sycamore, trimmed of ltaves and twigs, a strong cotton line being tied to the end, a bullet and a big hook baited with raw meat completed the outfit. Placing the butt end of our rough poles In the roots of a tree we grate fully lighted our morning pipes snd calmly awaited results. By this time the gun was gaining considerable pow er, and although a thermometer would probably have shown about 140 degrees Fahrenheit, yet a soft, gentle breeze tempered the heat and made us feel quite comfortable. Our dreams were soon broken off by a sudden run on one of my lines; the pule was bent double, and a hasty pull up brought out an ugly catfish of about three pounds. There Is no ar tistic "playing" of fish known In Texas, but as soon as a fish Is hooked he is yanked out by main forte and "landed" with great vigor. Soon after this a chool of perch paid us a visit, and a couple of dozen were soon landed. There are four or five different kinds of perch In the Texas rivers, none of them appear to be the same as the Knglish perch. The "sun perch" Is the most handsome of all; It has a short but wide body, nearly approaching a circle In shape, and Its coloring Is very brilliant. None of the Texas flnh are game," and give up the battle as soon as they feel the hook. The usual method of keeping fish In good condi tion is to thread them on a stout cord fastened to a bush, and allow them to remain In the water until wanted. Some friends had a disagreeable and dangerous experience while fishing. Wishing to keep some small perch alive for bait, they put them In a sack, and tied It to a bush, but the next morning Dn taking up the sack, they found two large "water moccasins" (u very poi A LIFE TIME IN 60 SECONDS. (By Astronomer Q. P. Servlss.) Some recent experiments by Prof. Charles P. Sehllchter In magnifying by means of the klnetoscope the rate of motion In growing plants about 500,400 times suggest very Interesting possi bilities In the application of a similar method to men and animals. Prof. Sehllchter placed peas and beans In a glass case containing moist soil snd made photographs of them at regular Intervals, both day and night, on continuous photographic film. At the end of three weeks the film, wit hits series of photographs, was placed on the reel of an erdlnary klnetoscope and run through the machine like any other "motion picture.' The result was that there appeared on the Illuminated screen growing plants, which, starting with the sppes ranee of the first germ bursting from the seed, passed through 11 the changes of three weeks' growth In a few seconds. Suppose a child to be represented In this way for any desired period, which might be extended to years. Everybody knows that changes of the most subtle character constantly take place In the features and expression of children without even their parents or nurses lng able to say Just how the varia tions have developed, or what their re lations to one another may be. By she klnetoscope method of magnifying the rata f development, sll such ob scure relations would be rendered plain and a permanent record of them would be obtained. It would be within the range of the possible to represent the sonous snake) had entered their sack, swallowed their baits, and stayed there to sleep off their heavy meal. After this these two "greenhorns" were rath er more careful. About 10 o'clock the fish ceased to feed, and we didn't get another bite, so, as the heat was proving almost too much for us, we gladly retired to the shade, where, after an Impromptu din ner of fried fish, bacon, onions, eggs and canned pears, we drowsily smoked the pipe of peace until about 4 o'clock. When we returned to the river I caught some "minnows," probably young catfish. At least they were un like any minnows I had ever seen, and when tried Just at the tail of a "riffle" for what Texans call trout. Throwing my hook Into the stream as It rushed over a rocky ledge. I let It run Into th foam below, and at once felt a tug at the line. This proved to be a trout about two pounds in weight. The fish Is dark nearly black In color, and has a large mouth. In fact, the head and mouth are as big as the body. It was a stranger to me, therefore I don't know the correct name of It. This fish Is not game, gives up at once; its flesh Is white and wolly, and tastes something like a fresh herring. When I was pulling at my second trout I became Introduced to another new fish, the alligator gar. He rushed after my captive, thrust his head and wide-open mouth out of the water, and made a vicious snap at his prey, which he Just missed. This pirate of the water was about five feet long (two feet of which being mouth), and probably six Inches thick. In fact, he greatly re sembled a floating branch, He is of great Interest to geologists, as I un derstand he Is the only living species of the poleologlcal fishes, so abundant In the carboniferous era. He has bony plates under the skin, so that nothing less than an ax will be of use In cut ting him up, snd is especially notice able for having the backbone prolonged Into the tall, the lobes of which are of unequal size, the upper lobe being much the larger. Having tied three hooks together back to back, and baited them with a small perch, I trolled for Mr. Gar for some time without success. He looked at my bait and passed on. Being desir ous of closer acquaintance with him, I tried a charge of duckshot on his bony side. He wagged his tall and tried to wink at me. I then tried about a dozen buckshot, backed up by 85 grains of powder, and supposed this would make some Impression on him at about four yards distance but it didn't. This made me feel real mad, so I got out my Winchester repeating rifle and rammed a bullet through him. This settled his hash, and I then pulled him out and carefully examined him. The havoc caufed by the gar is al most equaled by the turtles, two of which I pulled out, one being a hard shelled turtle and the other a soft fchelled one. These turtles can swim and dive like a fish, and are extremely voracious. The two I caunht w rre about 1 3-4 feet long and a foot wl-1.. I executed both by cutting off their heads. The hard-shelled turtle did not seem to mind this much, as he walked about for four hours afterward, and even next morning showed signs of life. That night we set out a "trot line" with twenty hooks on It, and the next morning we had two catfish, about sev en pounds each, but all the other baits were gone. I thought turtles had taken them, although the natives told me turtles never fd at night. So far ur my own taste goes, these Texas fish are not worth eating. They have a mud ly taste and the flesh Is woolly. But as regsrds the scenery and the lovely climate, I was always glad to make fishing an excuse to be out In the mountains. entire course of a human life In this manner, although, of course, that Ufa would first have to be lived through. After the more rapid changes ot' child hood have been passed the successive pictures might be separated by Inter vals of more than a day perhaps one a week, or even fewer, would suffice. The final result ss shown upon the screen by the klnetoscope would be a baby face developing, changing, pre senting the growth of new expressions, altering from Infancy to youth, from youth to the stronger features of man hood, then gradually wrinkling, fading, becoming furrowed deeper and deeper with age, the cheeks sinking, the eyes losing their fire until at last senility would gibber where childhood had smiled. And all this, which might have required 7& years of preparation, could be exhibited within the space of a single minute. It Is evident also that the method might be applied to the study of cer tain diseases manifesting themselves by external symptoms. When Qood Stomach, one of the Sioux Indians wit hthe Nouvesu Cirque In Pairs, was picked up In tho street, drunk and Inarticulate, the police spent the time In which he was sobering up In hunting all over the city and sur rounding eountry for an Interpreter of the Slout language. They did not find one. When the noble red man regained the mastery of his vocal chords it wag found that he spoke nothing but English. Memphis, Tenn., May 8. Mr. Henry Hooper, a St. Louis railroad man, who was In Memphis recently, while talking with a reporter, related a curious in cident of his early road life, which happened while he was braking on a railroad which ran out of St. Louis. "In 1893," said Mr. Hooper, "I was running on a freight between St. Louis and Sedalia, Mo., and it was during that winter that I ran across something that laid it oer all I ever saw In the way of hoboing. Now, of course, I've seen bums riding in all ways and places Imaginable, and to a man hanging by the rods on a fast freight or perched on the pilot Is not surprising to me, but this well, let me tell you. "We had been some time out of Se dalia, hitting a pretty good gait toward St. Louis. That winter the hobos along the ling of the 'Mop' were a fright, and the whole crew was kept busy chasing them off the train. As far as I was con cerned personally, they could all have had 'transportation,' for I have been on the road myself, and believe that when a man Is willing to take such big chances of life and limb to get over the country a fellow need not put him self out of the way to find him. But, then, the company had different views In regard to the matter, and we had to chase 'em or lose out. That night ,and It was cold enough to freeze a polar bear, I made a dozen poor dev ils unload from the decks and rods, and felt sorry for every one of them when they hit the grit through the now. Of course this sounds to you like a 'pipe' coming from an old shack, but It's so. "Well, It wasn't long before we pulled into Jeff City, and while the engineer oiled around I started out with two of the crew to chase hobos. Just as we got to the end of the train, old rBen nan, the finest 'eagle eye' who ever Jerked a throttle, called to Pan Hlnes, his fireman, to back up so that he could oil and wipe his links. Dan was cleaning his fire at the time, so, giv ing it a final swipe with his slash bar, he backed up. But, being a little care less, he pulled back too far. bringing the pilot half way over the pile of red hot coals he had Just raked from the fire box. "Just about that time I thought old man Brennan was going to throw a fit, TWO BIG AMERICAN SHIPS. The first plate of the keel of the largest ship ever built in the western hemisphere was laid recently at the Carmps' yard, and, while no especial ceremonies were arranged for, the great steel sheet went Into Its place on the blockB watched by all of the six thou sand workmen who could possibly find time to view the sight. The tremendous vessel that v. Ill be reared from this central plate is one of the pair of mammoth twins designed some time ago, and contracted for at Cramps' by the International Naviga tion company. The only pity is that these magnificent ships will not engage In trade from the port of their birth. They will need deeper water than the Delaware affords when the stream Is in one nf its mean moods, and consequent, ly will ply between New York and Southampton or Liverpool. The ship already started and the twin to come are not only unique In size, but likewise in design and Inten tion, for, while much larger than the splendid St. Paul and St. Louis, built for the same company In the same yards, they are In no wipe competitors along the same line. The ocean grey hounds mentioned are of 11.S00 tons rating, they are 525 feet long, and are englned with the power of 2000 horses by contract, and far more by ictual count. They can steam better RIDDING A SHIP New Orleans, May 8. While talking with some friends the captain of a big freight steamer taking on cargo at New Orleans told some queer stories about rats. "I have the ship cleaned out by pro fessional rat catchers whenever we touch at Liverpool," he said, "and be tween times we try to keep them down by trapping, but Its' hard work. We don't dare to use poison. If we did the hold would soon be full of dead rats and the stench would breed a fever. Our traps are of the wire cage pattern and considerable craft has to be used in setting them, for a ship rat Is a very cunning beast, and he will steer clesr of decoys that his land-lubber brothers walk Into with their eyes open. If we simply baited the traps In the ordinary way and left them about In the hold, we wouldnt' catch a dozen In a year. 'Our plan Is this: On the first night we open trap doors to tie them In that position with bits of string, so they can't possibly spring shut. Then wc put scraps of old cheese Inside and leave them until the following evening. That's to reassure the rats that the strange wire contrivances are perfectly harmless and that they may enter In with a certainty of getting out again. Next night we renew the halt and take off the strings, snd. as a general rule, wo catch all that the cages will hold. have seen them so full that It seemed Impossible to got another rat Inside, and I got a prettysevere shock my self. Before Dan could let go the throttle it seemed to me bedlam had broken loose under that engine. " 'Lemme out," yelled some one. 'Lem me out! Move her up! O Lord, I'm burnln' up!' The sounds came from under the pilot. Rushing round to the front we saw a hobo, not on the pollt, but squirming around ,on the cross braces beneath it, yelling for all that was in him. "In a moment Dan had moved the machine so as to put the poor fellow away from the fire, and while he beat out with his dirty paws his blazing coat tails he still cussed, coughing all the while like an engine coming up a grade. " 'How In Sam Hill,' roared old Bren nan, not relishing the dressing down the hobo was giving him, 'How in Sain Hill did you git under my pilot?' " 'I got here when this bloomin' tea kettle was over de pit at Sedalia; but youse fellows needn't try to barbecue me for dat, need ye?' "Oh, but old Brennan was wrathy. 'Come out o' dat, ye dirty porch climb er, or I'll set ye back over the fire.' " 'How c'n I git out did dls track under me?' the hobo yelled back. 'Tink I c'n dig trough It?' "Brennan saw that It was Impossible for him to come from under the pilot till another roundhouse was reached. This enterprising 'tourist' had crawled Into the pilot while the engine stood over a pit In the Sedalia roundhouse, and of course could not get out till another pit was placed under him. Although he had plenty of room to sit In, it was a very hazardous place to ride In, for In wreck death would be certain. When we reached Chamois, twenty-five miles further on, where there was a roundhouse, the poor devil was released, but he was a sight to see. His coat tails were burned off, his whiskers and hair were singed, one of his 'lamps' was groggy from sulphur smoke and flying grit, and on the whole, to quote old Brennan, he looked like a 'raveled top string oa a rainy day.' " Puck: Fcrdy She is all the world to me! What would you advise me to do? Percy 8ee a little more of the world, old chap! than twenty knots for the entire trip across the Atlantic, and can outrun ev erytlhng afloat, with very few excep tions. Now' for the new ships. They are of a new type entirely a type made nec essary by the changing demand of travel and the tremendous Increase of the rountry's export trade. Nea.rly 00 feet long, they rate at about 12,500 tons, but when It coes to engines, they are content with about 12,000 to 14.000 horse power, capable of driving them at a 12 to la-knot clip. T;1h great Increase of size and de crease of engine power sacrifices only one thing, speed, while it compensates by giving an Immensely more comfort able ship for passengers and a very much more profitable one for the own ers. It was the success of the Kensington and Southwark of their own line and the mammoth new ships of the fler- man and English lines, that led the International company to prepare to meet the demand of trade by construct ing these two new ships. They will make the passage In from ten to twelve days, and with their greath length and broad bilge keels will ride far easier than the high-powered and tremen dously driven ships of speed that go in for record smashing to the exclusion of everything else. OF ITS RATS. which Is pretty good evidence, asl take It, that they can't communicate with each other and give the alarm. There Is nothing new about the trick I describe It Is practiced on all big ships when the rats get too bad. "As long as the creatures have enough water to drink," continued the captain, "they don't give the crew any particular trouble, and keep out of sight down In the bowels of the ship. But thirst makes them desperate, and then they become an unmitigated nui sance and will go boldly anywhere In search of a drink. I have known them to Invade the fo'csstle In such numbers that they drove the sailors to the deck, and at other times I have seen several hundred make a combined rush for the waterbarrel. It would surprise most people unaccustomed to seafaring life to know that water Is usually kept In the hold of cargo ships especially for the rsts. Its' done to keep them below, and If for any reason the supply runs short there Is sure to be trouble. I said Just now that when the creatures were thirsty they would go anywhere and I mean It to the letter. They will climb Into the rigging like monkeys, and It Is a common thing for them to go clear up to the topsails looking for the rain water that accumulates In the bight or fold of furled canvas," Bomervllle Journal: Even tho girl who marries for love doesn't always get It London, May 8. The pathos of the war is shown in a strong light by the pen of A. C. Hales, the Australian cor tespondent of the News. He writes: I was only a prisoner in the hands of the Boers for about a month, yet every moment of that time was so fraught with Interest that I fancy I picked up more of the real nature of the Boers than I should have done under ordinary circumstances in a couple of years. I was moved from laager to laager along their fighting line; saw them at work with their rifles; saw them come In from more than one tough skirmish, bringing their dead and wounded with them; saw them when they triumphed and saw them when they had been whipped; saw them going to their farms to be welcomed by wife and chil dren; saw them leaving home with a wife sobs in their ears and children's loving kisses on their lips. I saw some of these old gray heads shattered by our shells dying grimly, with knitted brows and fiercely clenched Jaws; saw some of their beardless boys sobbing their souls out as the llfeblood dyed the African heath. I saw some passing over the border line which divides life and death, with a ring of stern-browed comrades round them, leanig upon their rifles, while a brother or a father knelt and pressed the hand of him whose feet were on the very threshold of the land beyond the shadows. I saw oth ers smiling up Into the faces of women the poor, pain-drawn faces of the dy ing looking less haggard and worn than the anguish stricken features of their womanhood who knelt to comfort them In that last awful hour In the hour which divides time from eternity, the sunlight of lusty life from the shadows of unsearchable death. Those things I have seen, and In the ears of Knglish men and women let me say, as one who knows and fain would speak the plain, ungllded truth concerning friend and foe, that not alone beneath the British flags are heroes found. Not alone at the breasts of British matrons are brave men suckled; for, as my soul llveth, whether their cause be Just or unjust, whether the right or the wrong of this war be with them whether the blood of the hundreds that have fallen since the first rifle spoke defiance, shall speak for or against them at the day of Judgment they at least know how to die, and when a man has given his life for the cause he believes In, he is proven worthy even of his worst en emy's respect. And It seems to me that the British nation, with Its long roll )f heroic deeds, wrought from the world Dver, from Africa to Iceland, can well afford to honor the splendid bravery nd selfsacrlflce of these rude, untu tored tillers of the soil. I have seen them die. Once as I lay a prisoner ler In a roofcT ravine, all through the hot after: rrrdbff heard the rifles snapping like hounds around a cornered beast. I watched the Boers as they moved from cover to cover, one here, one there, a little further on a couple in a place of van tage, again In a natural fortress a group of eight; so they were placed as far as my eye could reach. The British force I could not see at all. They were DUt on the veldt, and the kopjes hid them from me; but I could hear the : BUY SECOND-HAND UMBRELLAS.: t There are few things that cannot be bought second-hand. One can get sec ond hand anchors and secondi-hand books; second-hand gas fixtures and baby carriages; pianos and iron smoke i tacks; water coolers and office desks; It would be difficult to think of any thing that cannot be bought second hand. One of the things that at first might be thought to come within the category of things not sold In this manner Is the umbrella. Inquiry, how ever, revealed the fact that umbrellas ire sold second-hand, though for va rious simple reasons not so comonly as some other articles of personal wear jr use. Common an article as the umbrella Is In use and familiar to the eye, yet It Is far less commonly used than, say, for instance, shoes. In this climate, In winter at least, everybody wears shoes, and so would own at least one pair. But by no means everybody owns an umbrella. There are. In fact, plenty of people who never owned one. Just as, singular as It may seem to some per sons, there are many people who never owned a watch. Then, as anybody can' use an umbrella, It may be that a fam ily of half a dozen persons would have only one or two umbrellas. There are plenty of big umbrella factories, with an aggregate output of millions of um brellas yearly, but the number of fac tories and of the umbrellas produced would have to be multiplied If every Inhabitant were to be supplied with an umbrella. A great majiy umbrellas are destroy ed outright; blown Inside out In wind storms and made useless for any pur pose; It wouldn't pay to repair them, and there Is nothing left to them worth using. People commonly leave umbrel las that can be mended, to be repaired; and people often carry an umbrella that Is In need of repairs with more thought of Its Usefulness than of Its appearance. The umbrella Is commonly i not thrown sway until It Is useless to Its owner; and when It Is In that con dition, unless It were a fine jimbrella, It would not pay a second-hand dealer to repair It. For example, It would never do to put a single panel ot cloth regular roar and ripple of their disci plined volleys, and I course of tuna, by watching the action of the jJoers, C could anticipate the sound. They watched our officers, and whsi the signal to Are was given they drop ped behind cover with such speed sad. certainty that seldom a man was hit. Then, when the leaden hail had ceasedt to fall upon the rocks, they sprang; out again and gave our fellows lead tnx. lead. After a while our gunners i ed to locate them and the shells i through the air snarling savagely, s leopards snarl before they spring, ajsaV the flying shrapnel reached many ot thsr -Boers, wounding, maiming or kilUna them; yet they held their positions witn Indomitable pluck, those who were not: hit leaping out, regardless of peraoaar danger, to pick up thos ewba wets wounded. They were a strange, motley looking crowd, dressed in all kinds; C farming apparel, Just such a crowds s one Is apt to see In a far inland s bear ing shed in Australia, but no boss with a man's heart In his body couldk help admiring their devotion to ose as other or their loyalty to the cause which they were risking their lives. One sight I saw which will stay me while memory lasts. They placed me under a wagon, beneath, aw mass of overhanging rocks, for saiety and there they brought two wounds men. One was a man of 60, a bard, oidr veteran, with a complexion as dark as a New Zealand Maori. The board, I framed his rugged face was fourths gray; bis hands were as rougO and knotted by open air work, aa tas hoofs of a working steer. He lookedV what he was a Boer of mixed. Duxcb and French lineage. Later on 1 gas into conversation with him, and he tabs me a good deal of his life. His father was descended from one of the oiV Dutch families who had emigrated ts South Africa In search of religious lib erty in the old days when the country2 was a wilderness. His mother bail eosssr In an unbroken line from one of tstsv noble families of France who had. IfcedU from home in the days ot the terribler persecution of the Huguenots. Hat himself had been many things banter, trader, farmer and fighting man. Bm. had fought against the natives, and bat. had fought against our people. Hs younger man was his son, a tall, Bate fellow, scarcely more than a strtDtlnav and I had no need to be a prophet to, tell that his very hours were numbenedu Both men had been wounded by of our shells and it was pitiful to ' them as they lay side by side. elder holding the hand of the youns in a loving grasp, while with his other hand he stroked the boyish face wtthv gestures that were infinitely pathstsc. Just as the stars were coming out night between the clouds that over us, the Boer boy sobbed his youns ' life out, and all through the waiches of that mournful darknes father lay with his dead laddie's In his. The pain of his own must have been dreadful, but I heardl no moan of anguish from his llnsv When at the dawning they came tm. take the dead boy from the living; mas the stern old warrior simply pressed his grizzled lips to the cold face, andt then turned his gray beard to the haxdV earth and made no further sign. 4-4- 4- 4- 4- 4- 4- 4- --Xr- ln an umbrella top; It wouldn't match the rest, and it wouldn't pay to put it in anyway. Another reason why therw are not more umbrellas sold second hand Is that new umbrellas are soa cheap. .New umbrellas of some kdnaV can be bought In these days marvel ously cheap; and persons who might; otherwise seek second-hand umbrellas, buy new ones; theywouldn't expect tar get them second-hand at any law) prices. But after all there are to be fosse second-hand umbrellas, Just as Dura are to be found second-hand hats and) shoes, though In smaller numbers. Some of them are bought by the old clotbsar men. Another place at which secondbssxk- umbrellas can be bought Is the pawn brokers; in the pawnshops where : sonal property of all sorts Is umbrellas come In with the rest of things offered; they are not offerings, like some things, but not US usual. These, if not sold, go with ota unredeemed and unsold pledges to titer pawnbrokers' auction sales; where I are bought by second-hand dealers sell that kind of goods; an addiriasi tav the comparatively limited nnjsssssr bought In the usual manner. The matrimonial Joke of James H. Fraser, a first-year student of tbs i leal department ot the University Pennsylvania, has terminated In vorce. He was married In New to Mlsa Lucia F. Huxford of Wa Ington, D. C, on November IT. Fraser was only It years of saw had but slight acquaintance with Huxford, who was five years his lor. They had met on the day of the marriage quite by accident and Huxford, Fraser affirms, suggested I they get married Just for fan. supreme court of New Tork baa ' ed the marriage annulled. Chicago Record: "Married that man for love, did she? Well. I my doubts shout It." May Why a dear? Ida For the simple I noticed no less than atx Insurance blotter oa hay