''flERIIplES tt - mmaj People 80 Consider the) Wonderful Cures of DR. E. O. SMITH OF KANSAS CITY. MMCER POSITIVELY CURED Without the Murderous Knife, and Patients Cured Tears Ago Are Still Cured. ' 4 nrllwlDc Teeiimoalals ttnelerse ar. Smith's Trealracnl Writ is " lgairs ana lltir frmm 'IkM afars (sally. Cancer of Breatt. ereeenionnt. Knn, r , llaree 1, 'Si. . A. SmltS Kaaaaa City. Mo. My hear l)uHor - It aieee m eln-ere r-leaann W Inform o( the eale rrluro bum of mj deal r"- ..n.ei. neiuraay, me ZIID alt., pea lectly mtnrrd to beaut and haipiBeaa. le rctorma ejy ile to health yoa bar, krone hi itlraaar aad bHpptneee to our eutln koaatbold. lor anb It la a-nllee la ear tbat ra Iruely aratelel It alao iri'ea ma encert Bleaaere as lender to yoa oar aratelul tbnnka Im fnarirn-nt kin.inma to m? wile while ondrr yoni traa.tni.-nt, (or ebich wa will alwuya bold you act ,v. nuwi wily in itrHii-mi eaieem. la con eJaeloa only pra.r that an all kind roel euce olll blraa. prnterl and kwp you In Hla holj Bare Ihrouub lil. nud lu rfealb uleaa you altb I happy aurally. UraUlu Ir youra. J and Mm. Gltji ! a lat tar nf Her,!., m.... Is entirely well aD,j IB ,,indid baallb. llyoa an afflicted wrila 10 bar about ua. f.vEN. MILES TALKS OF ARMORED TRAINS "The first requlHlte of the armored train la an armored tiack," sententious, .y declared Major General Miles, the commanding general of the United .Slates army. This was said by General Miles as comment upon the experiments with armored trains which are being made by the British In South Africa, "Inside of its protected line an army can utilize an armored train to to ex cellent advantage," continued Geneial Miles, "but outside of this line, ot course, the suggestion la ridiculous. The main object is to protect the locomotive engineer from the sharpshooters of the enemy. A sheet of steel, properly plac ed, will shield the engineer from the lire of long range rifles, so that he can run hl train. The passenger coaches can also be similarly Drotected. hut this armor would be utterly Ineffective against a single shot from a masked artillery battery, Such a shot, properly Dlaeed. would wnoiiy aestroy the train. I cannot be lieve that a railway train can be so swathed In steel armor as to resist battery fire. So you see that, after all. tne iracK, ana not the train. Is the main tning to be looked after in war. And as an army con protect only that por tion of the track within Its line, the armored train can never be to the army what the armored ship is to the navy. "I recall two Important Incidents "of our civil war that bear pertinently on this point. General Schenck moved a part of his command out In an armored train I do not now recollect from what point beyond his lines, and the whole outfit was very promptly destroyed by the cr. nfederates. No liarm befell that expedition until It had proceeded be- A Prominent Attorney Cured of Canetr ol ! r-Tn 'U Pr,jtecled lln,HS- General Mo ri,. f. o . eiellan used armored traJng In his - . , - Oberlla. Km., July JT. ISM. Br. n. O Smith. KananeClty, Mo. Iar Mr aud rrind;-l am u. K. ! sever Ml "m "y a, mas aiuce my refute bom hereae blore tbat I am trunliled in Oodr auf1 Bind lor aeveral moitba. I am now able to bolt Bp mt cad at tba oltlca aud at home about tb orchard. We are all rll and 1 wlab to be cat Ucalai-l rtaitaibarait to Mra Httiltu. fraternally your frlaad. U. Wssa BsiTaAM. Suffered 17 Year t Cured in 18 Daye. . is, ISW Phlllln.hr,,. IT.. .'. wt. m. v. twita. KaauaClty. Mo. Daar lr I bnd bna alflliid lor aani it rauvslthapliklllrattrerban lappll . loyoi or traaimrat. Id thlrtcaa dura I aaa antlrati farad aud withoai tbr uae ol kallr. I maka thU avairairai lor taa Dvnant ol rno-r aulterxm. bop a 7 "J vw lanafncau uj ly wat a va ir iraataient. Yvari Truly Irapby ti M. Bto. 0fer Doctors failed to Curt Him. Pralrla Roma. Mo., Not. It. ISM. m. B. S. Ssltb. KHti.nj.olY. Mo. DaarRlr It I. wub plrHaura tbat I ataU thai aor irvaimvut ot a cancar oa wj lower lip waa i aatapkw annaa. It iu of about tour year ataadla aaa lor a yaar I bad takaa Iraatmaai at alaar dortora. bat to no avail. I aaoia to yol adyoararad aiy caacarla I days. I aball laa? Sraulal to yau aa loaf aj I haa. Yuara Traly, Wiluau Kiaacauas. movement from Alexandria . to Rich mond, and, as the trains were within our lines all the way, the movement was a success." phase of modern warfare, the advisabil ity of the employment by the army of a railroad construction corps. There la now no such corps connected with the United States army. "Undoubtedly," said General Miles, "such a corps would be a most valu able adjunct, but it Is hardly probable mat trained railroad men would be willing to Join the army at the wages or enlisted men, which Is only one third that of railroad workmen. The result would be that we should have to depend upon the quartermaster's de partment to provide such workers.They would have to be employed like all oth er civilian employes, and while, of course, they would be subject,, like oth er civilian employes, to the rules and regulations of the army while In the service, they could not be regarded aa soldiers. "In the transportation of troope and supplies by rail in time of war we would very greatly need such trained railroad men, ot only for haullner the trains, but also for repairing the track, bridges and tunnels damaged or de stroyed by the enemy. We would call on the quartermaster general for them, and I dare say we could get all we needed by paying them good wages. "Even then such a corps could op erate only within the lines. The army would first have to clear the country of the enemy before the train or con struction corps could be used, and then the a-my would have to protect the trac't In order that the armored trains rculdl be run. This means that the train or construction corps would al ways be working behind the army. In stead of in front of it. Soldiers, of course, could be utilized for the work of construction, but without previous training we could not hope to make them to efficient or their operations so prompt." Talk 'About Women. Brooklyn Life: Rule: All the world loves a lover. Exception: The District General Miles also discussed another of Columbia. i "DONrS" TO PftEVENT COLi)S. lookt Like him tt If Again. Pr. I. O. ftiallh. Kaaaaa City, Mo. Daar Doctor 1 writ to tall too aa ar oal Sad tbat taa cam r yog mated oa my hark II aauraly rared, aud I am back to my old Iku1 aTala. waau I aval to yoq lor treiumaal 1 atabed ona bundrad and lire pinnda. ooa j Jalb aaa bnudrad and aluy-two pounda. au4 " " any i am tonkin una myaair analD. 'J all Mra Kinitb that we thnnk br for bar pl Vtn. Wt Ibnuk yon both avmy dar ol oor h. wa aball navrr foriwt wbal you bate doua i A JU. Wa batra been trying to not ona ol our nali bora to com aud ae you. I told htm that If y,. aid you could cure hi in tbat ha would ba cured. 1 Your Rrau-ful fMHuda. J Mb. ikii U Cullib. ' (Mr. Cutler waa enrad of acirrhna c ncer on ttw mull of I be Iihi k, that nieiujured all locbaa u aud down and bra lucbea acruaa. lie baa tee Brad lor ataily two yeara She it Sure She ie Cured. Wblta Hall. Illlnola. Pr. E. O. Bml'h Sanitarium Co., Kau-ne City, Ma Dear Doctor and Mra. Hum b : 1 brougb thi Eldauca ol kind Hrorldenca and your akllliu iHtrurntl aiu cooipli tely cured of that draud maiudy, caocar. My breaat la antlrely beaia Bad I cuualdar aiyaell cared. I womd baea writ taa yoa aoouer bat wanted to ba aura It waj arad. I leal grateful to yon both lor l be meal Bcu of kiaduraa aud eonruay abown me while al Jourhama. I fait at home there. Tba Ireatuieul aa aot ai-arly aa eer.re aa I auppoaed It wunll ba. 1 will hrart.ly reconimeml you when I ban pporwuny. My irteude all think I bnee lia Ka4 waadarfully. I'leaee accept my heaniet aka for all you naie done lor iya. Wlablng you aai-oraa la yoar noble work I Haaaia ever your Iriead, LecaiTTi BtiTU. liafld Lna. Cvoiaaa Aea.. ICanwaarirw u SJarad of caaer of baud ol eltcbt yeara' ataudiiia Llet of feu Former Patiente TWMIowlna Hat arleaa aaaiaa and add Ot B anaberol lormer patieuta wboia I ban Brad of causer. Vi a aak any adnrtad peraoa wba Baada tbla adrartlaeiuent to write to any or ai of tba aamea (lean aad leara lor Ikeiaeeleei Vbeiaer or aot my treatment la aafe, reiuule aua Eire la care. I do ool accept your money uum I aea cured you. '1 but abouid be (uarantee auifl stent to aatiely tbe uiomt aceptiial. lio aa I re faaat yoa. write to my lonnerpatieiita aud II yot Bra couelarad by tbelr lettera, write to aie HI ay liuornintlou yoa wtak and I will theertuill (lea It tu yoa tree of any coat. Mra Jennie ooodiug. 711 W, 13tb St.. Kaaeaj Oly. Mo. Cured ol cancer of the Ureuet. kalie 1. llocb, U'JI AruiauonK Ave.. Kaaaai City. Kan. Cured of caucer ol the brriut. 1.. i. Hancovk. i t. liud et lor tbree rean Biiuiipai of Adatua acbool, fcauaaa Uty, Ma vareu ot two cenevre or tne lace. Mra. J. Vi bbauuou. .'! Ulno St.. Kaneaa City Kaa, Cured ol cuut-vr t- tbfljieaat. A. M. ferkiua, t:7 E. aatb Hi., Klaniai c.y Mo. Cured ol ciniar ol cbeek. ifu.7. Mra. A. M. Klickner. lii Klora Are.. Kaoaoi fdty. Me. ( un-d ol cancer on loiebeud. M. 1. 1 tile. Wyaodoiia at., Kaueaa City, Mo Oaied ol CAitcer of uoea. Jaa. Haunon. una Uraad Aea., Kaaaaa air : Mo. Cured ol caurvr of laie. Uao. kyan, aaia t, lutb bt. Kan.aa Oty. Mo ayaewo ea lauier o. nnaer, -a iiaeld t rie, va t yp ' tbaa H. HaailuHtua. Kola Itocbeeter St.. Keu Baa city. Mo. I urrd of canter ol ear. Mra. Aalfcony fciu lb. cor. lb aad EiltabatJ U.. kBBaaa Cliy. kaa. fcpltbrllal caucer, alia Bled oa Ike end of tbe loee, lire led Auaruet, la fraBk biliiand. 1717 Uola.ee a I. tuied ol caa Br si Ike law is lam. UuW Hwidou, Ti( sad Oroea lu., Kbbm CH.. Mb. l ared ot cancer ot tbe aar. Tawa U lacker. Uooca'a Mills. Mo. Cured Barer ol lata aad bom C. at- urooaa. Uoock'i Milla. Mo. Cared ot aaa Bar of lower up. Jaeok Claaa. Tlsfak. Mb. Cared of caaeer o taw lace. Mra J alia Nlcboal, Jaaeetaaa, Mo. Cared o BBrar ol Ike laoa. Wt Biao refer to Her. Pbllllpa. pastor ot tat M. K. Cfcurck ol Jaaieetowa. Mo., Ba be baewa o Several aaeee we kaee cared. J. W Moras, lerry. do Dak. Cured of taaea t lip. iw7. Mra. Kiiea ua'anlt. Hew riorence, Mo. Carol f eMUcr of tbe face. I'atl kokier, Aruuaa. Meb, Cured of caaeef o tka lip. Dr. Smith trts Cancer, Lupu Tumort, Hcrofula, Old Korea, all liluuf biteases. Parlies dedring treatment can el thai five aatiefaciory reference or drposli ihi knoney in any bank, to be paid when the) are ready to go home cured. Dr. Km ill duet not n.k dty for what he does not do. but cure firnt ami takes pay itfierwartlt His down (own oltlce U at the iiortli-eaw or nT of Tenth and Main streets, when ho may be consulted free of charge, froa :.K a. m. to 4:30 p. m. After these hours he can be seen at his nnvatc sau num. Tenth and Cleveland avenue. ' iu circulars contaoiini ters and lists of of persons cured oi ply for Uuos either In person or bj It. O. SMITH, M. U., KSMU Oil, Ke We are Just entering upon the season when the changeable weather makes colds especially rife. Did we but know Just what a cold Is It would surely be easier than It Is to secure Immunity against It, According to its natural meaning, It would seem that a cold was an affec tion produced by exposure to low tem peratures, to cold weather. Nothing could very well be further from the truth than this. Colds are not nearly so common In very cold countries aa In the. temperate tone. They are not nearly so frequent high up amid the Alps aa In the cities at the foot of the mountains. Nansen, the Arctic explor er, spent over two years amid the Arc tic snows, with the temperature so low that most of the time the mercury was frozen in his thermometers, yet he and his men never suffered from a cold. They had been back In civilization for scarcely a week before some of his companions were laid up with grlppy colds. i If we look at colds as Infectious we 'are able to frame certain rational laws that will help us to escape them. They are about as follows: i Don't live or work In damp, dark places, where the sunlight either never i succeeds In penetrating, or In such pmull amounts that Its beneficent work as nature's great scavenger and germ killer cannot be succesHfully accom plished. Above all, don't sleep In a room where the sunlight and air have not had a chance to do their great work of purification during the day. Even In the Bummer time such places are prone to be breeders of disease germs. In the winter, when microbe life Is more luxuriant such places fair ly swarm with minute organisms. Ma ny of these, of course, are not produc ers of disease, but then many are. Don't change very light clothing for heavy clothing all at once. Don't, for instance, change summer outer and In ner garments for winter ones on the same day. One of the greatest mechan ical feats nature performs is the keep ing of the human temperature under the most varying conditions of external heat and cold exactly at the same fig ure. A native of the temperate zone may go to frozen arctic or torrid equa torial zones, but his temperature will not vary one-fifth of a degree from what It has always been. The sending of more blood than usual to the little vessels In the skin leads to Its being cooled, and so it returns to cool the system. During the winter so much blood Is not sent to the surface, and Its heat Is retained. Sudden changes In the condition of the skin must be avalded, or the circulation Is disturbed. and with It the general health and abil ity to resist disease. Don't wear extremely heavy clothing In the winter time. Its weight raak;i It a source of irritation to the akin, which is not merely the external cov ering of the body. It la not the thick ness of clothing nor its weight that protects from cold, but the amount of air It contains In Its meshes. AJr is a good non-conductor of heat, and so helps us to retain the heat we possess. If an Individual Is very sentltlve to cold It would be better to wear a cou ple of suits of lighter, thinner woollen underclothing than one very heavy suit. The layer of air between them makes them eminently protective. Don't weth chest-protectors. Their use Is founded on a mistaken notion. They disturb the normal regular circu lation In the skin, and so invite dan ger. We sit for hours breathing In germs at every breath. When we suddenly go out Into the cold air. however, these mucous membranes lose a good deal of blood that was flowing in them Just a moment before, for the cold causes con traction of all exposed blood vessels. MIks Florence King of Chicago Is said to be the first woman to hold a gov ernment office in the terrltorv of ai. ka. Khe has been appointed commis sioner of deeds by Governor Brady in Bunrise City on Cook's Inlet. Mrs. Collis P. Huntington has given Principal H. ii. Frlssell of the Hamp ton Normal and Agricultural Institute a check for $2,500 for the establishment in Newport News, Va., of a cooking and sewing school for colored girls. A. young girl, Miss Emma M. Hery, Is the superintendent of the Denver puouc scnoois. bhe was a newspaper woman and an active member of the Denver Woman's Press club. Bhe is a democrat and was elected on the straight ticket. Her opponent was also a woman. Owing to the efforts of Mlsa Grace King, the Louisiana Historical society is to establish In the Crescent City a historical museum. The society hopes to secure for this purpose the Cabildo building, an old and historical place, now used by the state supreme court. Miss Belle Flemmlng of Paul's Val ley, I. T., Is only 17 years old and vet she has been admitted to practice law i me oar or the Un ted States court of the northern district of the terri tory. Miss Flemmlner has been amus ing herself with Blackstone and Kent since she was U years old and would ratner hunt up a case than ea to a aance. Queen Wllhelmlna goes to bed at 11 and is up early. She makes a rapid toi let and at once rushes out for exercise in the park. She wears for these morn ing excursions a rough Dutch "mante," in wool, cut like those of her peasants In Frlesland. She has a cup of choco late brought to her room and then rro- ceeds to a ery elaborate toilet, helped by her two maids. Since the report that Miss .Toser.hlne Drexel was about to renounce the world and enter a convent a report that was promptly denied the young woman haa been overwhelmed with letters from people who would be willing to burden themselves with a part of the whole of her fortune of $10,000,000, which she would not be likely to need after taking the veil. Miss Belle Henderson, daughter of the new speaker of the house of represent atives, will be a very popular young woman In the official circles of Wash ington. She Is well known to the in timate circle of her father's friends. I She has spent much of her life In gem mmw, ROHRBOUCH BRA'S. Proprietors, M and Douglas Sti PROP. W. H re a few dm tweeu Uttltimore SLA rtr arte u..i.r .... . . Colleae a f.w ri,.V. "( V' """""?" "'"'' Wi at the Omsha Ceaimereial iuiic tic uiib live (Olllllie1-lMl fci-h,u M,rt m .,,1 , I.', o . ... 7 . . '. Kmin hiii lily 1 1. uh me Wliv Is tl.la tl,Vm,i..i7, r.( ti. i . u. - i i "-n.meiTlHl Cnilene la one of Ibem. gr4iFfcto. BtcALMiuIllJil management, and s succes. In local Ing lis GENERAL iNf-GRMATIIlN nEn.r0,Ilmc,nt la8t Je" "1enl. Present earoU l".,l 'l.,.,,"V"m,' Vn, ment, the irKe.t It hue aver been. Oeer iiLU atndei.U . .i i, ,' siuflent Willi work fur Ixraid. Kuurnlea uuor lima and ('. t ell nationHlltlea. Has no creed ,ue that wl.Ufa nu, 1 1 . lo a Ju?f"? bifa , e . .ir7r Hai ii,I J? u,,ttt,opolltau In charuoier and now has sludei.is Horn twenty-four amies ol ending De ,J , J "yjl -i ra-uiaa.p , be sent Ira So aaoie ROHRBOUGH BROTHERS, 6th and Douglas Streets. OMAHA, NEB. MODERN MIRACLES. The Great Vltal-Magrnetlc Healer Who Has Mad Nebraska City, Neb., a Mecca For Health-Seekers. The wonderful succeaa nf the, mAilinil r drugless healing of all the chronic dis eases as practiced and taught by Prof. Theo. Khuras of Nebraska City, Neb,, has attracted multitudes of people from all over the United States to see him. People far and near have laid aside old fogy no tions, and are being cured of apparently incuranie aiseases ny this remarkab.e man. He cures by his touch all manner of diseases without us ing drugs or surgery In any way. He is not a "faith doctor," for his work has a scientific basis, and he teaches the meih Dr. HENDERSON JJ01 and 103 W. 9th St., KANSAS CITY, HO. ge OMef in An mnd Tnrfmi Jwilaety Anthorized by the State to treat CnitOMTiS, tUtUVOlia ANO tli-JCVIAI, D I HE AUKS, Cures guaranteed or money re funded. All medicines furniahed ready for naa no mercury or io jurinus medicines used. No de tention from business. Patients at a distance treated by mail aad AxnrnHB- Mndicinfta sent everre Where, free from gaze or breakage. No mads tinea sent C. O. D., only by agreement. Charges low. Over 40,000 caaes cured. Age and expert, ence are iminrtant. State yonr case and aand for terms. Consultation free and confides tiaj, pereonauy or oy latter. Nevada, Mo. (Welt- .. . mer method), also cf the College of Occult Philosophy of Cal cutta, India, besides three other universi ties. Thousands of cures have been made and any number of testimonials will be sent as proofs if you write for them. Re corder of Deeds. Chas. C. Brant, cured of a so-called Incurable case of paralysis In four days. Mrs. Sanquest, prominent Nebraska Cltv tarlv thnn.hr tr. tin of neuralgia of stomach, cured In ten min od to others. He Is Am&schoo. thc! Seminal Weakness J&JS&f.t vio.,,i u.n . w 1 ri:i:... youthful fol. i.oriug, anu JCAUni UCU1ULV. li... a..A m IW,.li T . . ... ...... . WaRhlmrton whr o.tr,,iH tiiA i a siierwsrns cured of a cancer tt . " , . . , uresst. miss May Duncan, could not turn Mount Vernon seminary. She Is very In bed for t weeks with Inflammatory iiiuoiluj, unceasing; a sweet voice una , "cuiiiaiiMin; two treatments cured Bar. usually plays her own accompaniments. Miss Henderson Is not an athletic girl. She devotes most of her time to read ing and studying. She is not a devotee of society, but enjoys the old-fashioned Idea of extendlnsfhospltallty aa well as being entertained. In appearance the speaker's daughter resembles him In her expression. Her eyes are blue, her complexion faultless and her hair a sort of chestnut brown. She Is tail and graceful. She will assist her moth, er at all of her receptions. NEW USES FOR CORNSTALK PITH. Nearly every one Is now awaTe that the pith found Inside of cornstalks Is now used as a sort of cork lining for warships to keep them from sinking. Corn pith haa also made another con tribution to warfare besides being an ', Inside lining or life preserver for war ; ships. One of the best varieties of ; smokeless powder Is made with the cornstalk as Its basis. It is ground up and used as an absorbent base, Just as Infusorial earth Is employed to make dynamite by absorbing the nltro-gly-cerlne. It can be used In firearms of all sizes and Is especially adapted to the use of the big guns on battleships. When made Into powder It does not flash up, like ordinary black powder, and burn everything in sight It can be made Into sticks like a lead pencil, which, when lighted, burn like a candle, In stead of exploding. This slow-burning feature Is valu able. The muzzle velocity Is Just the same, but there is not the same explo sive element about it Another advan tage that Is noted Is that there are not the headaches resultant from the use of the nitrous powders. The cases lib erated do not seem to be so noxious, as the chemical combination with the corn does not produce sucb poisonous va pors. ! . Lately the agricultural department at Washington has been experimenting with a new food for cattle, manufac tured from the cornstalk. The whole talk, pith and all, Is ground up till It Is aa arte as flour. It Is then mixed with b!oodr a low grade of molasses. Per hapejQjt explanation la necessary con cerning the use of blood. It Is only employed where It can be obtained In large quantities, as around slaughter houses, and then only the lowest grade Is used, for even blood has become val uable In this commercial age. As a usual thing It Is used In conjunction with a low grade of molasses, which Is too poor to have a marketable value by Itself. This mixture of corn stalk, blood and molasses Is then made Into cakes under heavy pressure, end the product Is al lowed to dry, It becomes hard as bricks, and Is then shipped out In ton lota. In feeding It out the cakes are broken with a hammer and placed In water, when they swell and become oft. It Is an excellent food, and cattle thrive on It to tv remarkable extent. A earyul aUMlvals. baa sUbysfaed Its the- oretlcal nutritive value, but the best proof is always fot, sleek cattle, and these are found wherever the com pound la used. Frills of Fashion. KING OF TONGA COMING TO TUT THE X-RAY. The South Sea Island King of Tonga has heard of the wonderful X-rays, and Is coming to America to have them tried on himself. This Is the Information derived from a letter received a Blurt time ago by W. C. Fuchs, the X-ray photographer of Chicago, from Dr. Donald McL.en nan, royal physician to Mia Majesty, Kin? George II of Tonga Island. A further explanation of the trip may be deduced from a previous letter writ ten by Dr. McLennan In August He asked for sklographs of the vital or gans and especially of the kidneys, say lng he wa planning a trip to the United States In company with a pa tient whose aliments needed location by the Boentgen rays. He did not explain exactly what the ailment of his royal patient is. The King of Tonga Is a young man 25 years old. who six yzirs ago succeed ed to the throne left vacant by his grandfather, King George Toubou. The royal physician, Dr. McLennan, who Is a Scotchman, as his name sug gests. Is the power behind the Tonga throne. The - entire medical practice of the country Is under his control. He Is close to the youthful ruler, whose grandfather he also served, and his ap proval la said to be necessary to for eigners seeking concessions. His standing with the monarch is at tested by the coat of arms granted him by King George. The heraldic device shown on his letters Is a circle en closing a red cross and containing his name and degree. Chicago Tribune: "I'm going to have It "cut V-shaped," announced the pet led daughter, looking over the patterns for her new dress. "If you want to show what It cast," r "'led the father of the family, "yoift, " .r have it cut C-hnrKrt Detroit Free Press: Mike An' phere's CKlynn now? Pat Haded, he's under the ground. MlkeDend? Put Nlver a bit. He's got a Job diggln' con). ' Detroit Free Press: They are going to have a roof garden on a lirooklyn church." "That hns something to do with the psalmist's Idea of praying on a housetop, hns It?" Cleveland Plain Dealer: "The Poors are farmers, ain't they, dad"" "Must of 'em, sonny." "Well, I hope they nln't none of 'em the kind that ent hay." Chicago Tribune: Landlady Well, Mr. MeOlnnls, I hope you had something you liked for breakfast this morning. Board Tes. Indeed, Mrs. Irons; I had magnificent appetite. Bolero Ja'ckets of sealskin worn with pastel blue cloth skirts make a very attractive combination. Vivid red velvet toques, all red or toned with standing and falling black plumes, are set forth, for dressy win ter wear. A rabbit carved In Ivory mounted on a black stick manded with gold Is one of the novelties In umbrella handles. Gourrha aigrettes which resemble n bunch of daisies blown by the wind are one of the fashionable hat trim mings. Pineapple silk handkerchiefs with embroidered edges are sheer and pret ty. They wash well and keep us In mind of our new possessions in the Philippines. The fleur de lis Is the prettiest of i flowers for the hair made In a delicate shade of heliotrope and, like every thing else for that use. It has a delicate crystal dewdrop here and there. Ermine toques are really very dainty If trimmed with black tulle rosettes with a waving black aigrette. A note of color ever so carefully chosen quite ruins the style of this especial hat The new bonne-femme skirt, with plaits or wider kilts stitched two-thirds of their length from the belt down, Is finding great favor among the many women who objected to the fiat, un adorned, undraped sheath skirt of re Manv of the handsome gulmpes and yoKes added to the waists of winter gowns extend over the shoulders, form ing a dressy sleeve-cap and also Im parting an appearance of additional breadth. This Is a distinct advantage to slender women. Curved and pointed passenmeteries and lace appliques laid over satin or applied directly to the dress fabric, ere so arranged on some of the newest cos tumes and evening toilets as to suggest the shadow of a coming event In the form of panniers. A pretty bathrobe Is a good Christ mas Klft for a man. Some swell ones are checkerboarded off In squares of pink and white or blue and white, or some other delicate shades. The white woolen gloves for country wear of white or red are also attractive gifts. Coral has made Its way Into brooches, big ones, some made of round bead -like pieces of coral In a cluster to match studs and cuff buttons, and the 1839 form' coral has taken, and other In heads, some very pretty Egyptian designs. Necklaces are In cannibalistic designs, the coral in the shape of long pointed teeth. Nearly every gown has a narrow bell made of stitched satin of taffeta drawn and fastened Invisibly In front In the effort to secure the Parisian girdle ef fect which makes the back appear short and the line over the bust to the waist unnaturally long. It Is these details In dress that distinguish the smart from the dowdy woman. The muff that will accompany the costumes worn during the gay holiday season Is quite large enough to hold Jewelry, bonbons, roses and slllmar ex pensive gifts. For this special purpose It Is admirable, otherwise the shape does not appeal to any but the ultra fashionable woman who likes every thing new, no matter how uncomfort able or undesirable It may prove. The dress suit case has an umbrelln made on purpose for It. It Is an ordi nary looking umbrella when In Its or dinary ready-for-use condition, hut when ready for the suit case It hns the hnndle and ferrule end unscrewed and bent over so that there Is only the length of the umbrella part to go Into the case. Very charming Chinchilla turbans may be evolved from good bits of fur taken from collars and cuffs and muff 'overlngs pretty well worn. Hy art fully matching the scraps themselves they have quite covered light buckram shapes, and by using a trifle of lace snd small clusters of flowers to hide the conspicuous aeama some admirable wffoeta hare been produced. Prof. Kharaa hue th. mmlrlrahl. Hfl. Ity to cure certain diseases at any dis tance by what he calls PHRENOPATH1' or the Kharas Method of Absent Treat- rnsnt. Ha has cured hundreds that he Iras never seen if you doubt it there's an abundance of proofs send for them awomn statements, too. Two lance Institution hin Hn ... Ubllshed at Nebraska City for the rood ' J nr' "EU1UKA MAU NETIC INFIRMARY, where the afflict ea are cured of all manner of diseases; THE NEBRASKA SCHOOL OF MAG NETISM, where men and women are taught to heal the sick and afflicted In mis new. way. HELP WANTED Sev eral good, honest men and women to worii in tne Kharas Infirmaries which are being located all over Nebraska and iOWa. TheftA Institution- K.lnr - trnt Kharas and assistants are paid from J50 iu mummy; ex-teacners preferred. Write for any Information you want. Address either institution above or Prof. Theo. Kharas, Supt., Nebraska City, eb., or ladies may write to the matron. Miss Emma Worman, Nebraska City. iseo. Literature, advice and questions mi.wcicu iree. ea-eanaing losses by dreams or with the urine, pimplea and blotches on the face, riuhea of blood to the bead, pains in back, confused idaaa aoa rorgeuuineaa, tHtsbralnesa, aveision to society, lose of ssxnal power, loss of manhood, impo fence, eta., eared for life. I can stop nicht ioeees, reatore sexual power, restore nerve an brain power, enUnre end strengthen weak parte, aad snaks you fit for marriage. Strlcttire Rftd'eaHrcuml wit a nrw aadj . 1 laianine netae iiaaiwaat. r.o up atmmenta, no paio, bo oatety Hon from beauMaa. Cars guarajitaad, Moom and list of questions tree ass laa. A Skin of Beauty Is a Joy Forever. 'pvK.T. KKLIX ftOi;K4IJI'i OKIKNTAI. JIKWJI.OK MAGICAL BEAU I IFIKK PUKIFIK8 ax weil as BoastiSei tba EUa No other cosmetic will do It. Removes Tan. Pimples. Moth Patches, hash. Freckles, aud Skin dlseaxes, ai d every blemish on beauty, and defies detec tion. It has stood the test M . u- - .1 l so bramless we taste It to be sure It Is pro perly mtide. Accent.no eounteiflt of similar name. Dr. L. A. Sayresaid ioa lady of the haunon (a pa'lest): "As you ladles will use them, I reeummend 'Oouraud's I ream' as the least harmful of nil the Hkin prepnratloiit." oraale by all Diupalais and fancy-Goods Dealers in the II. 8 , Cuniidaa, and Europe. frte. 1. Hopkint, Prop'r, 87 Great Jones 8t, N.Y. USE WRIGHT'S 00KDEHBED 8K0E1 for smoking all kinds of meats, a 7o Dottle w'li smoke a barrel. Sold ly all druggists. Wriie for our free book on curing meats, to E H Wright Co. 915 W. Mulberry St. Kansas City, Mo. tAKICOCEU, WroffOCf f,W0and all Mndaef Private Diseases rd. tXffV for both sexes M pee. PoW BUUrt tm, to Ufa, with full deecriptMO of above diseases, the effects and cars, eaat sealed in slain wrapper for enta la stamps. Tea sbeejld road ibis book for tba lniormatdoa tt N. a-Stats ease and ask for lie of JTre JfMewa ofAnfmn, for so To cure tbe worst dyspepsia 'ake Dr, Kay,g Renova'or. 25c, 11, at druggis . Private Sanitarium 51.. 5'.Wi.V,p BMren St., Chicago, III. Office l p"t ii8treet P'K,Blt0 Palmer House, neAt the . ... ..,.0.1, ui wuiiiKii oeiore ann durlne confinement. Comfortable rooms, everything Ktriciiy confldcnilal. Diseases of women i spe lality. ArrHneerrems made nRr,,n.n " , . , - mi in-r. i imrges ADELE CORNELIUS, a or by mail. reasom.ble. EARLY CROPS! HIGH PRICES! TWO AND THREE CROPS A TEAR! That Is what Is taking the Northern Settler to Southern Aliib ma. Garden City Colony Lands are unsurpussed for fruit, truck gaidenlngfarmlng and stock raising (10 per acre. Easy terms. Low railroad fare. Write fur pari Iculars. MEW SOUTH DKVELOFMENT CO. 04 Dearborn St. CHfCinn I JiniEQ Confidential Medical Advice. Private Bone for Ladiea Darina- Coav flncment. Physician in attendant all female diatuses Home for Infants la boars or for adoption. IR HEKTHA CZAR A, 271 W. Adams 8t. Chicago, IU. MARRY LXe,ly women and hon A orab a - .men- r..n- rich. Bend tec for hie- lu.- .'.j. " sas'city"" Ho"""11 Exchange club, Kaa? 25' LADIES SILK WAISTS OR SILK SKIRTS FOR rhntrVl?6t,,S,lk' ma o TO" measure, fiseo?.r0.r,,rW'wlejs; to adve. Bank WJ";et"orou?hly responsible. 7? i erencs- Set,d Particulars fre ECONOMY WAIST & SKIRT M'F'Q CO. mN.RIdeeBld. Kansas City. Mo StammeriDg a Hiuiii- Instltuie. Hlk ()m:.. Julia K. VaiiKhau. ha, Neb. Lrfrl pequlckly cured b.v Dr.Kv's Lti'iitr Balin. Ask , vM r rlriiiriri! ftr'lt. CHEMICAL OIL PORTRAITS. Bend ISo In stamps; we will mall von complete Instructions for making; the rob. ular chemical oil nnrlrnlt.- ,lu;0. -JTZ protitable work; easy to learn; the work is done on albumen transparencies, which we make from any photo. Western Print and Chemical Portrait House, 11U Grand ave., Dept. D., Kansas City, Mo. HOW'S THIS? ' We offer One Hundred Dollars Re. ward for any case of Catarrh that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. P. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo O. We, the undersigned, have known P. J. Cheney for the last IB years, and be lieve him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. WEST & TRUAX. Who)esa)e Drur- rlsts, Toledo, O. WALDING, KINNAN MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internal ly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price,-' 75c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free. Hall's Family Pills are tbe best The California Limited Finest train wet of Chlrafo 62 hours Ka'sas Cl' v to Log Angeles, via Santa Fe Route. Pullmans, Dininsr Car, Huf fct Smoking; Or, (wllh bart er -choc), Otiservn'ion Car, (wiiii ladles' parlor). Vestibuled and ciectric JlKlited throughout. Fur times a week Wefl n8(ln,vs, Thursdays, Fri days and Sunday- 8:00 p. m. from Kan-as City. Tit atchloiot, tajt Sintt Tt ItQety, K. L. PALMER. Paaaeneer Alt. Post Office Box Ittin OM A HA. Dr. Searles St Searles Tiiis or xmirixsa ....la.... Print Disuses of In.. it years In Omaha as ' inr.n , r luw , i-i irtiiiiuinio in Tin cocele.Htrlcture. Syphilis Kidney, Loss of Vigor snd Vitality. Home TreiitmAnL Prlnes Low. Oarallon Llat. Dnneait. tlon. Examination und Advice KKEtt. Maaj cured by advice only, vv rite them to-daj DR. SEARLES & SEARLES, 110 Ho. 14ih St., Omaha. Nb, . I J L .jawy, .yiauoisw J cow5 L.Sl.?.iSn- I .eT 1 AHA. I I latins. Hold hr drwvieta, I I ifcl' V UO All La grippe hi.i1 Hie worm i-nuirlia auJ onldsspeedlly cured hy Dr. Kay's Lunar Ullllll. HI HD'I ZOC'S. HI iirut'if ISX. Dr. Kay's Renovator, o" ampie, iim noon anu rree an vice not; to care -he very Voret capes of dvaof-nala. fnne,tjava. non. ntuoui iKanane. liver, moneys and lung -disease. -Kenn-dy by mall forstceBUaBdel, Dr. B. J.Kay Wed lea I Oa. Saratoga, N. V. vol. a. no. ea-'w. teiiovaie lb . Mavtr. h