V HBN WB GROW OLD. Wkea wt grow old, dear lore, and from my y. TJe light and brilliance of my hot youth die.. And all tho fairness you are praising now Casta but Ito wraith o'er Up and cheek and brow. While one by one your golden visions I aak you will you love me faithfully When we grow old? When time shall turn theae aunny locks to gray. From my trim form all beauty take away. When grace and ease and elegance are gone And naught la left Love's fires to feed upon, Ton, whom I chose my king among ail men. Still your heart's queen, shall I be reigning then When we grow cidT 3od keep you ever happy by my side! Though age may stem this fevered passion tide, When worn and weary down life's vale we stray, Be my heart's anchor aa you are to day; Be my true love that shall the closer cling Through all the changes coming years may bring; Our faith upheld count this our last ing gain That we so live that Love undimmed remain When we grow old! LOVE'S FANCY. There's Hester walking beside Ma jor Amott's chair again 1 Really, Per cy, she's awfully good natured!" Percy Be vis dropped his eyes to the lower terraces, took off his hat to the woman, nodded to the man, then turn ad and smiled in Mrs. Vincent's face. "Heater's a dear girl, aunt; I'm very fond of her; but she has a mania for the Diseased which is almost unwhole some." His aunt laughed. "That cripple fellow, now, he'd be bound to appeal to her. Her heart la regular 'Hospital for Incurables.' "Well, come, now, It's a sad case" Mrs. incent spoke indulgently. "Par alysis at thirty-seven; such a bright career) Ha did gieat things In India, I'm told." "He was an able officer, certainly. But there" lightly "malaria's the deuce! You never know what after math of disease It may leave behind It." It was at Eastbourne. The band was playing. They talked or listened in turn, pacing up and down. Said Mrs. Vincent, presently, with a downward nod, which, gentle though It was, set the blrd-of-paradise plumes In her bonnet waving bravely: "When Is It to be, Percy? Have you spoken to her yet? 'Oh, come, now" her nephew feigning Innocence "there's been some sort of understand ing between you for the last eight years, isn't It time you came to some thing definite?" "To be definite," safd Mr. Bevls, In his airy, complacent way, -is 10 peioictuiinutuvw " dull. It Is the incomprehensible that ed her over, a doubtful expression on attracts attention and holds it. As a the strong, attractive face. "That s . .... v.. i.. ih.nl kr vou I sha lose my money, but 1 L, i L ui It MB t 1 11 " ' - 1 ' VI " " ' ' , ....... . laughed-"I don't mind confessing that j only Hester's Inaccessibility has kept me faithful all these years." ' faiimuir rs. vinccun uppci iv . I iu..i t h wnrrt "Well? It's a good, old-fashioned vlr- , tue." "My dear boy! Do you suppose I haven't heard ot your numerous flirta tions? with the pretty widow In Cey lon; that horrid Barker girt at Gib raltar; then with the woman with the red hair and equally ruddy reputation;; "Rh sh "her neohew softly chid- would never do at my time of life. No Ing beMndlscretlon m Uius discussing 1 1 must have a becoming r background him struggled feebly, with the smug I for my middle-aged freaks; soft . moon mile of complacence A lady passed light, rippling water, stars-lf they are 3m Her0kn? whltperlng, "Fine I ocurable-llghts In the dl.nce and " ' .. I ships on the horizon. Im rather line MVincent turned her head. "She the elderly fairies In the .back row of ought to be," dryly. "I know her well the ballet, Major A.11-9 "Xb'? Slight. Gets her figure and her gowns j as the best of 'em, and 'look all right fmm mv own tal or. Well, tnere s truth in what you say. Men are drawn to the mysterious, aa Inevitably as a child's eyea are attracted by a farthing rushlight!" Mrs. Vlncent'e worldly little laugh rang out. ,, , 1 1 v. - .inH.a it mir vnutn mis- lead us! The sex of the Bluebeards , should hare been reversed; Jt is ne who would have gone picking the lock . . , w..i Km Ho - I or . mm wuea . Vmm. some. now. aunt; one, Mt, ,,unrfn iiown other traditions." ' - - . . . . , "Eve! Eve is out of date, hopelessly old-fashioned, like our gnu-dmothers. Wf maw"" kPreAndneaknee.!l I L..'. I.. hii.inn' to nurse. Besides. I over to her husband to nurse. Besides, l r : for her vocation, Time has not been tending still with either." I "Good gracious, aunt!"-hla tone - pressed anxlety-"do I look decrepit? I have all my teeth left. I assure you' ; InVea S;th-E. .UhCfor'af ; world to do." wk. her aae." aald Mr. TUvIa presently. "It's certainly through ,SH?s,"!ris ""After a twelve-hours' frost exact- t Don't trust to appearances; the ice toVery thin." Mrs. Vincent glanced about. Her ne- .. mrmm irm iu Interested. .W;V7brdTtVr;cUm..In lte another tone, "There's a delight. l aort of enjoyment skating over the , quite ful rlakv places. "You'll go through.' "A cold bath Is always Invigorating. Uum!" Bhe shot a shrewd glance at the obstinate face beside her. Take care you don't And eddies and under currents you little dream of. Sh! kU niavina- Chonln. Hester not mt"and II. ten." .; On the lower parade Ml.. Wol.ten-, croft waa walking, her hand on the ; irm of the paralytic's chair. m 1 could do It In half the time," she . . . m A a nhiir l vhi ill was assuring him with insistence. i The answer came In a dry tone; "You noasure with a woman's eye. Ml.. Wol-, etencroft, and they are all afflicted With a geometrical squint." wryvM m... tv.in.'a imnosalhl. I tell you. The thing"" '"P0"' 1 I:H The pier Is twice the length you esti mate. I couldn't run It myself tn tin- . . ... . ..r h. in Vsort ol T helpless fu-( rr then gave the order to "turn" In nr. men gave ( the man obeyed. Mlea Woletencroft round to the windward aide of s the chair, rinding a euahlon displaced by the restless, Impatlcat head, aha patted and smoothed It, apparently ob livious to any awkwardness la tha air arising from his slip. "It Is really marked, the way In which we thin women are slighted. Major Arnott," she went on brightly. "Just aa If ieah meant strength It doesn't It buries It! Now. I am very strong. 1 have a pasty face. I know; but that arisen from a nasty, carping disposi tion. I'm slight because I gristle. There excuse the slang but I could run the length of that pier In thirty sec onds, and, at my time of life, I consider that a very fair record." She smiled down on him her "kind, cci Ing smile." as Bevla called it. Its effect on Arnott, looking up, waa rath er the reverse. "Strength, speed! What's the use of 'em, pray?" he growled out, savagely. "Pride of strength is about as foolish as envying the flight of a butterfly. A rough hand makes a dab at it, and the airy flutterlngs are stopped, the pretty gay wings reduced to a pulpy film, sticking to the hand of a schoolboy." He laughed, then brought his fist down suddenly on the arm of his in valid chair. "Look at me. Miss Wolstencroft. I was strong a year ago. ... I could run and leap and dance with the best. . . . And now, what am I? A poor shell of a man, lying here like-the hulk of a disused ship pulled high and dry upon the sands. . . No more work for me, no more ambition, no more fun. Onlya wreck for the rats to play in, for the birds to come and build among the rotten planks. God! when I think of it! I who only a year ago was a man to lie helpless for the rest of my days most likely, a useless lump, a hopeless Incumbrance, gibbering pres ently, perhaps, over past strength and bygone valors. . . . I'm not a bad chap, Miss Wolstencroft. I've had my flleaS, It's true, taken my fun when It came along, bought my experience, like the rest, but I've never done a mean or dirty action in my life; yet here I am. In the prime of life and strength, cut off. disabled " The sea waa sparkling in the sun shine. Miss Wolstencroft blinked her eyes, aa if the strong light hurt them, before turning them on him. With an inarticulate murmur poor man! It sounded like a curse he turn ed his head aside. "I am looking at you. Major Arnott," he said brightly. "Then don't," he groaned, "for it can't be a pleasurable sight." "I am looking." she went on. it ne naa noi .pui... . . - llttt nn nra alriA 1 ind trvlnflT to meaB- uxe your shoulders with my lncompe tent womai's eye. They obscure the; view," plaintively; "I wish you'd turn , them round." I The broad back waa motionless, how- ever. I I II stake my purse to a penny post-1 . -. " -V. . AnMtnl,Al4 fHflfilllV I "they're twenty-two across if they're an inch. Plenty of room for the birds to nest In, eh, Major Arnott?" I He turned; a deep sigh strangled in a laugh. I "Don't try to flatter ma Into tran- j aullltv and nice behavior. Miss Wol-, stencroft; I'm not to be cajoled. T HI, Vu homor palpably , ' palpably lignteneu. ' Andso." he went on presently you - - shall have bought you a esson In hu mility. .Now. when sha 1 it be, en? She accepted the challenge promptly, i "Tonight, by moonllfht, when the pier Is deserted, as tor your raraicj, jv snau see. The smile of victory was on her Hps. The words came trippingly. Major Ar nott demurred In favor of the present. "I feel 'fey' she told him; "but I'm not going to make an exhibition of my- sell in oroaa uaj iik'"-, "'. -"" Frisking along the pier, kicking up my r . V t o. r . v.- ,i,u,(io 1 Iieeis lor me ueneui ui i , At Tllhf ' You re the youngest woman vi my . . i. nk,f,i i, . ' terdlng her wK.tn sooer a-v,., ...... under pent-house brows, "I'm fairly hale and active, was the reply. "Vnn'r vounrer in thought and mind" continuing "than many When one wara ran. ui K":""'. first meets you you ,e vn while It interpfta you're reserve cn.ns uut apy py .- " , " : B , indifference, prlue .. one i.;o - - --- ... . . nfn h n put nv leai. iim nature unioiatng ieai iy "","""" . ,,. ml- a sunflower " va"hin sud- the sun " fa.h J0W"eedk0rwf'"uB he youger Tou become I coufd almost ; swear that I could count the yea' 8 swear that I cou.a coun. e " . iransu: UMtSc. lac I am curiuuB.y - I ejP- Um.A t0 swaddling "SiAmy clothes, and wave you a ta ta J bib In one h.fJ"A .olZkn. in the other ; Ma ,.r A , rnoit aThlm , oire ........... - , . .n. one iuiiicu " - - a look that enaea m a mug.. m sides. ,,, ., ssrifi5.-' "Ye; you," mimicking her tone. Then, voice snd face softening, your heart Is so tender, so full of woman y gympathy; and whe none tries to ex- PpY the" back of some wl.d elfish fnnt.y. and go clattering -d round our heels till we take to them t lust, dropping our gratitude In tne press a pari oi one a tn vmi in ride over. ... I sometimes feel." he added, when she failed to answer him, "that It would be a pleasant and Invigorating thing . a heaat ot the same Kfiiur and go riding with you. Cloudland must be a pleassnt place If you ex- mount "one of the broomstick, of my youth, and go flying through the air hln Mrch of Tomfoolery La nd "Is there room for me? A o Volce It was. but with a queer little ni.. ir in cnmiinnii . . v., thrill in it, ini P"'"'" .1 M( take me up In front of you. My beast i (g hard1 to hold In sometimes. You looK . l0 safe. I'd like to try your oroom. i "Would you comer wmm.i. haven't ridedn It for years. "I shouldn't be afraid of mounting li...t. "I might fly higher than yo bar- gained for" his sombre eyes were kin- Sn...n4 whan vou saw us rlslna higher and higher above the housetop, j you might cry and beg to i be put down, "AttA than vou'd droo me T ' "Nof The word ehot out, charged with stubborn meaning; "U row once acquaintance, ' e "'""'""1" ""',"; "111 attitude-a doaced squaring of the mounted, I stool mi ywe aa ttgfel" "I believe you would," laughing 4 tri lls nervously. "You'd aalah your raca, though you might drop at tha post." ."Will you enter on with met" Hla eyea war on Are mow. "A raca with phantoms and nothing at tha end of It; a wooden broomstick to carry us, and a helpless cripple astride It to steer you to Tomfoolery Land?" Hester, shaking with some strong emotion, tried to answer lightly: "Your broomstick is almost as un controllable aa my horse. We mustn't soar too high. Perhap's Earth's the saf est place for us poor mortals, after all." "The safest, yes! but tha sweetest?" Major Arnott's face waa flushed. "Hea ter" In a whisper "dear one, don't you see? I'e mounted the broom, and am head and shoulders Into Cloudland already. Don't turn away. .... Hester. . . . Why" Midway up to her eyes, where they were creeping coertly, hand and hand kercihef were arrested suddenly. "You are crying! Crying! You! Stop It, Hester! Stop it, I tell you, or I shall forget this" his glance swept down the nereless limbs outlined beneath the rug "and remember only that I'm a man who loves you." The aged man trundling the bath chair ambled along with bent back and deaf ears apparently. It was half past one. The "Front" was well-nigh deserted. Above them, on the upper terrace, a woman's high-pitched oice was heard distinctly. "No, she's still marching that tire some cripple up and down. Call to her. Percy. The girl's good nature will in duce her to forego her lunch." A complacent olce ivplled. "What's lunch to Hester when there's a new monstrosity to add to the collection? Let's leae them, auntie. They're hap pier as they are. He's half way through his symptoms and Hester's morbid mind Is reeling In the Unhealthy. They moved away. The sentences came dlsjolntedly. "You're Jealous. Percy" In Mrs. Vin cent's tones. Kind. . . . Kind, be cause she pities the poor thing. That's all." Their olces died in the distance. Down below, the man and woman who were left turned their eyes from each other's twitching faces. She motioned to the chairman. He dropped the han dles slowly, and seating himself on a distant bench, gazed placidly out to sea. Hester s eyea turned to Arnott a Shame and suffering were looking out of them, and aboe these things a stem, dogged questioning. She answered it. Und t u of tne waging ; .... terrace she leaned down, "It Isn't true" she whlSDered. her face transfigured with the passion of I pity she denied. "That s not the rea son. It's Just because I love you love you, dear." Then bending low, she kiss ed him on the Hps. And the bath-chair man sat blinking m lne Bun' Bevls had had his answer, and he didn't like it. (They were back In town now, Bevls and his aunt and Hester.) So Percy's visits ceased, and his aunt was very wroth. Major Arnott and his man were in- ' stalled In "furnished rooms." Bare unlovely ag th(?y were the tlme Bhe ; ,nrit t horn tho rn trnrfr hnur fltoten . . t t f trang. formed that "first-floor front" Into something like a paradise for two pairs of eyes, at least. (Perhaps Pe ters, assigned an attic with a sloping roof, might, of the bumps upon his head, tell quite a different tale; but Peters' opinion waa not asked.) It was this said Peters whom Hester, encountering upon the stairs on even ing, stopped to question. "You've returned?" she said rather needlessly, of corse. He admitted so much, with caution. When she would have questioned him he rushed Into a description of the Pri - it. Inmate and ; ;-;" ","' i ; nn thel' d- tne inciaenia auenaani . ri fh lnt spvpii davs. Her face sharpened with anxiety. What was the doctor's verdict, Pe ters? I would rather know." Peters avoided her eye and a direct answer. "My master's expecting you," was all he said, and she passed on up stairs with a sinking heart. On the couch by the window Arnott was lying, the Invalid chair wheeled ln- lij u. tui uri uui ji aiKiti. u'jiiiviiiini, a )nrtefina,l!e rebe,iion- struck her at once, and the pathos of it, the Incongruity between the man and his fate, gripped her by the heurt Her lirs stiffened a little. She moist enfd ti.em, then went and knelt be side him. "Never mind," she said, unsteadily, "It -it can't be helped." But, as his arms went round her. she turned her face to his breast, and the Fnrtnows uu uik rouiiu iiikiii bukihu n,, ,hm . RO thp.r tear. were hidden, even from each other "It Is quite hopeless, then?" she ;WP4 "hen the re was growing ' T mAV w.,k nn crutches In a year or two, but I shall v. , vun man nrnin." ti- i 1,,1 r.ntlv nd hrriWe God s will. Hester? That It s done for ome wise purpose, and we must bow t tne decrePS of Fftte? Your tongue's not ready with these cut-and-dricd con- T shoulders and his cheek was laid on! "Do you know what It means? The; end of everything the 'Finis' to a book . concluded In Its second chapter. . . And we only write once with the pen' dipped In our heart's blood; after that we counterfeit the copy with flourishes and red Ink. . . - Oh, Hester! his voice was husky now "our dreams our hopes and dreams. . . . they're like a band of little children drowning before our eyes, and we must watch 'em sink because our hands are tld." e leaned his forehead on nis elenen- fists, and sobs shonK his name hen Hester, Kneeiing oesiue mm, lirnke Into a bitter cry. Ood Isn't Just! He Isn t Just!" she a.,jurt dear! You're too good. It's we who are exaaciing . . , we ex pect Him to stop the earth revolving, because or a little neanacne. Hester was crying. He stroked her roughened hair. "Dreamers, dreamers both. Two fan tastic fools astride a broomstock. . . A bump! and we're on earth sgaln, with nothing but loneliness before us all nur days." And the shadows lengthened until .ncircled those quiet flgurps, and . , d ( embers flickered- : nckerelj an(j died out and th. room , was left In darkness. j Tn Hester, speaking passionately, , broke a long silence. ' ..,.. .... . drown? Murray, our hands are free if we will help each other. Love Is so !.... anil nr. an hard! Unless we take our e'unehlne when It cornea we ahall ; ehlver In cold and darkne.e all our lives. Ah. I know!" She sprang to her feet and began pacing up and down. J - you're looking prudence at ma-pru. wrtflgfcaMguftllai wl ana sweetness et af Ufa. We're poor you're stricken; I'm weakly; so we're no right to lave; common sense cries 'I forbid it I' Well, I've only one an swer We do lave. God put It In oui heart Yoru doctor's verdict can't root It out again. If you're helpless, the mere need of me. You were lonely, at God set me at your side, and I won') leave It, Murray I swear I won't til you stop loving me or drive me awaj with blows." She was down on hei knees agala, her arms thrown around him. "And no one could ever love you bet ter, or take such care of you, as ) would. Peters, of course, is kind; hi likes you, and so he tries to under stand, but I know! I know everythini you think and feel and suffer yes, anc while I suffered with you, I would mak you laugh " "Hester! For God's sake'' "Because he only likes, and I love you! that's the difference." And then she broke down, and la) sobbing in his arms. And Arnott kissed her, without speaking, his wet cheek laid on hers. You've tortured me, Hester" the quiet voice came presently out of the shadows "but I've won the fight. 'Sh dear heart, don't cry! What did yot think of me? I was a man, Hester, be fore I waa a cripple. I couldn't be lesi than one, even to gain you." The postman was going on his even ing rounds. In his deep suffering and great renunciation, Arnott yet found his ears straining to catch the monoto nous "rat-tat. He bent down and stroked the stricken head. "My poor girl! . . . Life may hav held few prizes for you, but you'n not reduced to drawing a hopelesi blank tike me." She lifted her face presently, and gol upon her feet. "I would rather have married you helpless as you are " Her voice broke. She walked over tc the fireplace. In the glass their blank eyes met. "Hester." Ehe noded dto the blurred reflection "I wrote by today's mall reslgnlni the post which has been kept open foi me out yonder." His voice waa verj gentle. "Deprived of It, my Income would pay Peter's wages and keep mt in tobacco. You are a delicate, refined woman, with the Instinct to enjoy and revel in the sunshine. . . Well, int the sunshine you shall go, if I have tc take you by the shoulders and drlvi you from my side." She made a final effort. "If you drive me from you, you drive me, most like ly Into the arras of another man." "What's that?" "Mr. Bevls is hopeful of wlnnins what you don't care to keep." "Hester!" "What? Didn't you know it? Havi you never understood?" She spoke recklessly, excitedly, walking up and down. "Why, it's been the one golden prospect dangled before my eyea Te escape my brilliant future, I practiced for a nurse. My health broke down. ) j tried and failed again. And I wanted I bu lime x wftBii i srieeuy, hllct uu. juai . to earn my own living:, to keep my self- respect. But I've tried, and failed, and 1 acknowIedge my defeat. oh x know I in jiacc;: one imew iwca iici ucau .. 1 ,. 1 1 1 L ' V. . I . V. .. n 1- 1 ana laughed, not mithiuuy. "wner. Pprev han BAn-n hla wllH natm find 1l growing doubtful about the crop, h will come to me again and offer tc 'settle down.' " She paused. Her man- ner changed. She turned dimmed eye upon him. "Murray" passionately- "In loving you I've found my woman'! birthright. If you throw me back upon myself, you cheat me show me God'! best gift, bathe me In the glory of It, t.,v, .v,. iii. m.... an,i the 4ese aa4 dons ivory shut me out in the darkness and th!ls very poor, reminding me of my cold. . . . Murray" his chin wai i promise. And this,' concluded General Grant, 'was the sole reason I wanted dear The doro was pushed open by a gri my hand. "The lamp," said Lena, the slavey, who stood upon the threshold. It smelled of paraffin. So did hei hands; she wiped them on her apron. "Will the lady etay to supper?" wits a bland and heavy smile. There was a pause. Then "No," said Arnott, speaking brusquely in his suf f ei ing, "the lady's going. , . . Hes ter, my dear, good-bye." Hester picked up hat and gloves and walked toward the door. There sh stopped, fumbling with the hatpins. The sympathetic maid went to hei assistance. "Let me find the 'eads, Miss. Yei 'ands is trernblin'." "You'll let me come and see you sometimes?" turning at the door. "No." "You will be lonely. I should be sc glad to cornel" "Better not." "Then, surely, I may write to you 3 Letters might bring comfort." "Cold comfort Hester. I should only want more." There was silence In the room, bro ken only by Hester's sobs. "God bless you, then," she muttered, and, sobbing, stumbled out "God bless you," repeated Arnott but only the shadows heard. Nine months later, Arnott, sitting In his choir before the window, beard the bells ring out from the church in the neighboring square. A knock. Peters entered. He carried some deep-red roses. The the cere mony must be over sir. They passed some time ago. it was out! Uneasiness seized him I Ills master raised his eyes. a pause, then, "Todays curry wai atrocious, Peters. Give Lena another .'lesson." ljig voice, coldly courteous, sent Pe iVT. through the door. "And, Peters," t rectt(;d him, "the curry Is the only matter 1 need trouble you to supcrln tcnc Arnott, left alone, kepi his eyes upon h(g bed. The minutes pas. ed, ticked (,ff uy the hideous gilt clock upon the mantelpiece. . . . Hand and eyei went wandering. They settled on the rotes "The last," he muttered, sighing, and ua tncm on his Knee A sound of wheels disturbed the quiet square. He ralpcd his head and Us tened, then looked out. A smart brougham this! White flow. prse filled the carlrage lamps, were on the coachman's breast and whip. But ,h! Incongruous circumstance, a coal cart barred the way. I The woman, leaning forward, glanced upward at the house. Their eye. mel In .tendy, earnest scrutiny. A crimson rose went spinning thro' the window. -It fell In the bride's white lap. "Well thrown!" The man beside her, smiling, complacent .applauded hor, wlth k.u gloved hands, and then the brougham rolled away. "Oh, God," he groaned, "be good to me and put me out of It-soon!" rjt God didn't anawer him Just then. Only the shadows, lying in wait, leaped ,hMr corners, flndtn him alone 'snd. as they clustered over his bent bead, an organ grinder In the street below struck up a lively tun.. Twelve month, later, more rose, came to the houi. In the dreary square, but they wer wnuv rut inia un, ntner isiq the herself Inside the quiet hands. Th4 Sketch. SHORT STORIES. A STORY OF GRANT.. Moat stories and reminiscences of General Grant are of the military or political ort. A little tale (and a pret ty one) told by Assistant Attorney Gen eral James N. Tyner, shows a new aide f tha great general's character. "The president waa passing through the department of dead letters," said Mr. Tyner, "and Jokingly commented on the unattractive appearance of the clerks, and quizzically Inquired if 1 could not raise the standard of female beauty. "Naturally I regarded the matter as a Jest, and replied that I would be glad to do so, and was open to suggestions. " 'Why, employ one handsome wom an, and perhaps she will leaven the whole loaf,' be answered, and when I assented he Inquired seriously: " 'Would you give a pretty girl an appointment If I sent her to you?' " "Of course I would,' I replied, never dreaming, however, that he waa in earnest. "But the next day a lovely young girl came into my office with a note from President Grant, simply asking me to fulfill my promise, without re ferring, however, to its character. I questioned her closely and found her as Innocent and unsophisticated as she was pretty. She waa a southerner and lived on a plantation all ber life, but wanted a government position, and, being backed by the president, I set her at work in the dead letter office. "While Grant was on his trip around the world I spent a couple of months with him in Paris, and one evening as we sat talking of the past I asked him it he remembered this young lady. " 'Certainly I do, for I have good cause to remember her.' "I intimated that I waa satisfied there must be a story back of his ap pointment and he was In one of his rare reminiscent moods he related the following extraordinary experience: " 'It waa Just before the battle of the Wilderness that I mounted my horse and went for a ride. I was full of anx iety, and in my preoccupation went outside of our lines and found to my dismay that I was being chased. " 'My horse was a good one and I rode hard until I came to a little half concealed cabin, where I dismounted and said to the man who came to the door: " ' "Arc you a confederate or a union man?" I am a confederate," he an swered proudly. " ' "Well, sir, I am General Grant Can you hide me for a little while, as I am being pursued?" " ' "How do you know that I won't betray you?" he inquired curiously. " ' "Because I can trust your face," I replied, and without more ado he seized my horse by the bridle and we went Into a deep ravine back of his home, where a moment later he left me, after bidding me to keep perfectly still. " 'It was a glorious moonlight night, and I could see every object distinctly. About 11 o'clock I heard the bushes crackle, and for a moment my heart leaped for fear as my host came cau tlosly up behind me. " ' "Have you betrayed me?" I In quired sharply. " ' "No, sir," he replied, almost harsh ly; "the pursuing party has passed, the I coast Is clear and you can return to your army. " 'He put me on the right road, and ! as I Jumped Into the saddle I grasped his hand and tried to thank him. 1 ! told him that if I could Berve him or j his to let me know. " 'I never saw him again, but the day you spoae to me nis aaunr wmi w me with a letter from her father, who to raise the standard of female beauty lp the dead letter office." UNDER FIRE. Previous to the assault on Manila, the Astor batetry was stationed behind an old ruined convent, which was sub sequently used as an emergency hos pital. At 8:05 o'clock General MacAr thur arrived at this convent, having traversed a narrow mud road for a dis tance of half a mile or more, while the road was swept by the fire from the Spanish infantry. In personally trans mitting his orders to the battery com mander. General MacArthur stood by the roadside In earnest conversation, apparently oblivious to the fact that the bullets were flying all around him, shipping the leaves from the trees and breaking the bamboo stalks which lined both sides of the road. The general's face was calm and as tranquil in ex pression as though he was passing the time of day instead of ordering a bat tery into action. "Captain March, do you understand those orders?" said the general. "I do, sir." "Well, go ahead; but you must not lose your guns," was the parting order of General MacArthur, as he turned and mounted his little brown and white pony and rode to the firing line a hun dred yards ahead. When the advance was made on the right of the line the troops were com pelled to pass burning Spanish block house . 13, and the exploding ammuni tion was filling the air with whistling shells, which resembled greatly the Dina-swlz of a Mauser. As the troops approached the zone covered by the flight of these whistling shells their first Impression was that a force of the enemy must have been concealed bevond the blockhouse, and It Is an actual fact that one company of In fantry dropped Into the ditch beside the road and fired two volleys into the burning blockhouse. A- number of stragglers at each side of the road were hugging the bushes as closely as pos sible, believing, no doubt, that they were being fired upon by the Spanish ;nfantry. It was at this stage that Gen eral MacArthur came up the road, sitting perfectly upright on hid mud besoattered pony and seemingly un mindful of the shells which filled the j air on all sides. Turning to me men huddled by the roadside, he said, "Come on, boys, they'll need you at the front." and that was more than suffi cient to start tne men pasi me oum- Ing ruins. Through the mud the little , nonv floundered on. catching the head , of the column Just before reaching the cnurcn ai r,i rtu. When the Astor battery reached the crossroads In front of El Paco church two shots were fired from their 3-Inch guns, and then General MacArthur rode out and sat on his horse In the open roadway In front of the guns. Three hundred feet ahead a breastwork was thrown across the road, and on the left side of the road a blockhouse was warming with Infantry on the first and second floors. Through the woods on the right the sharpshooters In the were pouring spiteful little chunks of lead, which splashed the mud al laround and went rlchochetlng through the Jungle to the left and rear. The American Infantry had marched by the right and left flanks and were safely ensconced behind the church and tone wall, against which the Mausers were tattooing with a diaagreeaDie pang. During all this time oen. Mac-, Arthur sat like a statue In the centre 1 tc the croes roads directing the move- meat of the troops toward the rlghl and left flank. Finally he moved to ward the road leading westward In the direction of the bay, and, aa he did so, two more I-inch shells flew down the road toward the fringe of flame which marked the position of the Spanish breastworka Again, riding In front of the guns, in a voice as calm as though ordering a change of movement at aa exhibition, the general said: "Cease firing. Captain; I am going to storm these works!" Turning and measuring the distance with his eye from his position to the line of trecbes ahead, be drew his horse to the left of the road and in a clear, firm tone said, "What officer will lead a charge down this road?" It was to these words, spoken without a tremor, when the bullets fairly flew by in clouds, that a response was given by the Astor battery in a pistol charge. When the general was ex posed In the center of the crossroads the men, forgetting discipline and their own danger, were shouting at the gen eral, "Look out; you'll be killed!" "Get off the horse!" and similar solicitous expressions, all of which made as little impression upon the General as the Spanish bullets which sung around him like a thousand hornets and failed the mark so bravely exposed to them. There care be no doubt of his miracu lous escape from seeming certain death, as a hundred pair of eyes saw him then and a number of times after ward seated on the back of that brown and white pony, facing almost certain death, with an expression as calm and collected as though it was only a sham battle with lots of noise and no danger An Astor Battery Man, In the New York Sun. MIGHT SMELL HIS BREATH. "Jove, old man. I haven't seen you for thre years. How are you, any way?" asked Cllpperdown when h ran across Featherbee in the lobby of the Russell house the other day, says the Detroit Free Press. "I'm not the man I was when we were at college," waa the reply, as the hands clasped. "Been sick?" "Nope." "Were you In the armyt" "I should say not." "Business reverses?" "Not one." "Well, what' the matter thenr "Nothing much." "Yes there Is. You look as though some one had been telling you an old story." "Nothing of the kind." "Oh, say, speaking of stories. I've got a new one. Brown's mother-ln-Iaw " "Stop right there!" exclaimed Feath erbee with a haunted look In hlseyes. "Cllpperdown, there waa a time when I looked upon mother-in-law Jokes as canards, as delusions, as libels on a worthy class of human beings, but I don't any more." "Why not." "I've been married since I aaw you last." "So, that's wat'e the matter with you. is it?" "Uh huh!" "Poor old chap! Come In and have something." "Can't do it." "Why not?" "She's visiting us now, and might smell my breath. If she did she'd call out the fire department and alienate my wife's affections before night." "It's awful, ain't it?" "Awful." And the hands were clasped again, this time In sympathy. POUND BY SAUL. In 1864, says an exchange, a regi ment of confederates from South Car olina were marching north to Join Lee, While In North Carolina they camped one day on two opposite hills, between which a road ran. It happened that an old Methodist preacher, a strong unionist, lived in that vicinity. Early the next mornlg the preacher mounted his mule and trotted down the road, meaning to pass through the camp to show his contempt for the "rebels." He was a very old man, with a stern face and long, white beard, which, taken with his white hair, gave him an ap pearance decidedly patriarchal. "Hullo, fellows, here comes Father Abraham!" called one soldier to a com rade on the opposite hill, as the old man rode between them. "No, he isn't," shouted back the other; "he's Father Jacob." The old parson stopped and shook the finger of scorn at the laughing sol diers. "I am neither Father Abraham nor Father Jacob!" he cried. A knot of soldiers gathered about him. "Well, who are you, then?" persisted his tormentor. "It's no use for you to deny you are out of the Old Testa ment somewhere." The old man rose In his stirrups and waved his hand toward the camp In comprehensive contempt. "Yes, I am out of the Old Testa ment, sure enough," he roared. "I'm Saul, the son of Klsh, looking for his father's asses, and I've found them." A RECONDITE PROBLEM. The lawyer was sitting before his desk with one foot on the armrest A bright appearing fellow entered the of fice. 'What can I do for you?" asked the lawyer, removing the rampant foot. "I Just dropped In to get your idea on a point of definition," began the young man. "You see, it Is to settle a bet." "Yes," continued the lawyer; "go on." "Well," continued the young man, "when a fellow's wife leaves him, and there is no divorce he Is a grass-widower, isn't he?" "Yes; that's what he ll generally called." "Well, tjien, here's the point," added the youth .emphasizing his words by tapping the palm of his left hand with the flreflnger of his right. "Dan Hopper's wife left him, and 4tiAtA was. win r1IVAta TVriAsm hot malr hlm a (fragahopper?" u aaa m in tin. tn mi nnm. lng , contact wlth tne !nk wen. WHY HE DECLINED. The Man with the Freckles on his Nose glanced carelessly over the morn- Ing paper which the Man with the Barbed Wire Beard had thoughtfully subscribed for. "Will you" The landlady spoke his name with In finite sweetness, for she fondly hoped he would pay his board after supper. "have some oyster stew?" The man with the Freckles on hla Nose tilted back his chair In defiance of the laws of etiquette and gravita tion. "No, thank you" A far-away lok came Into his eyea. "I'm not thirsty." It Is a matter of conjecture whether It was emotion or stage fright that caused the Man witn tne lenow Whiskers to meeae so violently thai he upset the aalt cellar.