SIOUX CO. JOURNAL By OBO. D. CANON. HAMMON, NEBRASKA NEBRASKA NEWS. Knox county has been getting plent) f rain. For two nights it has beet a steady downpour. Oops are lookinf ut medium; small grain la a gooi stand, but a IMtle backward. The sam la the case with corn. Potatoes anc other vegetables are looking fine. Boyd county has an artesian well The firm of Ulna & Tomek, proprietor! of the mill at Lynch, struck a flow a) the depth of 743 feet They have been digging the well for more than tw years, and have had all kinds of bad luck, but they have at last succeeded, and they and the citizens of this place are rejoicing. Thursday morning, between the hours Of 7 and i o'clock, sneakthievea entered the howse of a Mr. Baker, who reside In the outskirts of Beatrice, and took a 'gold watch and $4 in cash. At noon the officers were notified of the theft, but up to a late hour In the evening no ar rests had been made. While switching in the yards at Wayne, Brakeman W. 8. Kenyon met with a frightful accident. In attempt ing to step on the beam at the rear of the tender of the engine, his foot slip ped and he fell just outside the track. the hind wheels of the tender passing over the ankle of his right foot and a portion of the leg, crushing It. The leg was so badly mangled that ampu tation will be necessary- TO REINFORCE OTIS, WILL HAVE AN ARMY OF 4-O.OOt WHEN RAINY SEASON ENDS. SHOOT NEORO MINERS. jvsrnmsnt Recruiting Station! will Commence the Work of Raising the Army at Once. Washington. D. C (Special.) A defi nite decision has been reached to con tinue recruiting men at all the recruit ing stations for service in the Philip pines, and Secretary Alger said when he left the White house, after the conr ference, that General Otis would hav 40,000 men when the rainy season closed for a resumption of active operations. There are seventy recruiting station! in the United States, and enlistment! are to be taken at ail of these at. tions. No organizations, as such, are to b accepted, if sufficient recruits can be obtained by regular enlistment. Gen eral Corbln said the enlistments would be for three years, although the law for the creation of the provisional army Whites Concvcloti Themselves In a Freight Car, Birmingham, Ala. (Special.) The deputies have the situation in hand at Cardiff and Blossburg, where the bloody race riots occurred, although the negro miners refuse to work and continue to carry arms. Sheriff O'Brien says he has no right to disarm them, and, with few exceptions, they are prepared for any sort of trouble. An additional force of men has been placed on duty for fear of an outbreak during the night. A coroner's Jury held an Inquest over the remains of Ellis and Samuels. A physician's sworn testimony was to the effect that both negroes were shot in the back. Ellis' body was pierced with twenty-flve buckshot from a double barreled shotgun, and Samuels was killed with a Winchester rifle. The postmaster at Bloasburg testi fied that shortly before the killing he heard the negroes talking to their comrades in regard to a speech made to them by the sheriff, saying If they would disarm they would be protected. Ellis claimed this was a lie, and de clared he would not return to work until his Winchester had been emptied. of 35,000 in excess of the regular army The Jury came to verdict that the ne- Or,e of the heaviest rains that has vis rted Callaway for several years, and In places there were cloudbursts, oc curred Monday in Custer county. One party lost ten head of horses and fifty head of hogs by not being able to get (hem out of the barns in time to save them from drowning. Several spans f the railroad were washed out and Mttzens are shut out from the outside world for the present. The wheat in this part of the section will not make ver half a crop; corn is excellent, the test showing had for some years. A fine rain In Jefferson county Mon lay night made the farmers feel Jubi lant. Vegetation never looked better dian it does now. What little winter heat that was not plowed up Is ripen ing up in good shape and will be ready 'jo cut next week. Oats have improved ronderfully and will make a fair crop. With several more seasonable rains "3s! locality will raise the largest corn trop over grown, as there is at least 54 tor cent more ground planted to corn Jbsva was ever planted before. Pota 'o4 will be a good crop. flans for the new 115,000 auditorium (or Lincoln have been adopted by the JCectors of the Auditorium association vnd work on the structure will be com menced within the next few weeks. The uildlng will be constructed after the rtyle of the coliseum at Bloomington, (XL, but with a larger seating capacity tnd as many improvements as the peo le of the ctty are willing to pay for. file plans were adopted after much wrrespondence with architects in Ne raska and after many completed au Jltorlums had been visited by a com nlttee. The building will front 100 feet n Thirteenth street and 150 feet on M rtreet. The new building will be wned by the Auditorium association, comprised of residents of Lincoln. No llvldends will be declared nor will any f Its officers be permitted to draw sal aries. All state and national conven :lons that are brought here will be dven the use of the building free. When used by any local organization rent b-111 be charged. The finance division of the committee m the reception of the First regiment aas issued a letter to the members of Jiat body throughout the state, giving them full directions as to the work of obtaining subscriptions to the reception 'und. The letter suggests the appoint ment of a committee in each city and town to gather subscriptions and to spread the idea of the movement among the people. It Is not expected that any great amount of soliciting will be nec essary to raise the fund, but that every rttisen will be anxious to give what he can to help swell the amount when he understands what Is to be done. No amount, the letter says, is too great or too small to be received. The commH tee baa not yet received the subscrip tion lists from the printer, but already subscriptions to an amount not far from 11,000 have been offered. These. hare all come from member of the general commHtee or persona who have been present at Its meetings, aa the movement has not been under way long MMmgh to be familiar to the genera' . public. GENERAL NEWS. The preident appointed Charles C. Dcwstoe postmaster at Cleveland, O. 'The wages of the employe of th Ohio river railway were Increased 1 per cent Twenty-eighth annual session of the Chautauqua assembly opened at Chau taaqaa, N. T. Mount St. Mary college at Emmetta bwrg, lid., conferred the honorary de dree of LI D. on Major General An AltfMML U. S A. Cacera raided the home of Phllfp Canlck. at Healyrllle, Fa., captured a MMJfaiCXtiag oatflt and arrested bis tMCtar far passing the cola. " flntr a, CaSawny was ferns gamy J ttMfUr to) the Brat degree at St. tax. Cwr kit wilt on April ,f kurv 4trtMtU stor .-I Ct wis ewlafaJ. of 85,000 provides only for such a force until 1901. Arrangements are to be made at once for Increasing the trans portation necessary to get these addi tional troops to the Philippines. The decision to reinforce General Otis by the end of the rainy season is inter preted to mean that aggressive cam paigning wil! cease until the bad weather ends. OTIS MAKING READY. Until that time our operations will probably be confined to occasional ex cursions to places in close vicinity to our lines, where the Insurgents may have congregated in force. By remain ing quiescent under good shelter during the rainy season It Is hoped the health of our troops will be conserved and the danger from climatic fevers reduced to a minimum. General Otis has cabled the war de partment that he has the skeleton or ganizations of two or three regiments which it is proposed to raise in the Philippines. At the war department this was said to mean that General Otis has the officers for these regiments elected and that they are ready to be filled with enlisted men. , How many of these can be secured from the vol unteer regiments now In the Philip pines is not known. It is stated at the war department that the recruits now being enlisted at the rate of 1,000 a week cannot be used for the volunteer army provided for in the act of March !, authorizing 35,000 men, although it would be an easy matter to transfer these men with their own consent to the volunteer Bervlce if It should be letermined to raise additional troops. -WILL, ENLIST VOLUNTEERS. Later in the day it was definitely de cided to begin the enlistments for the rolunteer service under the ace of the last congress. The reports to the ad jutant general, based on the reports of the recruiting officers and on close esti mates as to the number of soldiers in the Philippines and in each command In Cuba and Porto Rico, show that the regular army is up to its full author ised strength. The additional soldiers seeded must be obtained under that action of congress authorizing the en Jstment of volunteers. The only ex ception will be In the case of the few nlistments that will be made from time to time to fill gaps In the regular irmy caused by casualties and by the expirations of enlistments. The officers scattered among the prin cipal cities of the country who have jeen enlisting regulars only will be in- tructed immediately to prepare to en list volunteers. The present Indica tions are that about 10.000 men will be wanted. Volunteers will not be accepted in arganisatlons. Secretary Alger Is determined to ad here to that rule. Looking over the let of congress he has concluded that the authorisation to raise these volun teer troops "at large," indicates a pur pose on the part of congress to follow ut the plan successfully operated In the case of immune regiments. It Is the present purpose to disregard state and local lines in securing the recruits and welding them Into organi sations. Regiments will be designated the First, Second, Third, etc, volunteer United States infantry or cavalry. No llffleulty Is anticipated In securing the men needed. It is believed that the 1,000 men who are weekly offering them selves at the recruiting offices will be even more willing to enter the army as two years' volunteer than a long term soldiers. PLANS FOR GOOD OFFICERS. Officers for these volunteer regiments will be obtained by promoting officers 3f the regular army, and by commis sioning many of the best officers of the volunteer organisations which saw lervlce. The war department has care fully preserved the records of these officers and has at hand a long list of tuch of them as exhibited soldierly and executive qualities. groes came to their death at the hands of unknown parties. Shortly after this two white men, one nrmed with a Winchester and the other with a shotgun, were seen walking down the road to the gin town. Ellis left shortly after them. It was but a few minutes when shots were heard. Ellis was found lying on his face in the road, and his body was beaten by a drenching rain for several hours. Adam Samuels was killed while go ing to succor Ellis. When he was with. In seventy-five yards of the prostrats body of Ellis a Winchester ball brought him down. Two negroes then ran to Samuel's assistance. He told them ha had been shot by white men. They stooped to pick him up, and while In a crouching position they were fired on. The negroes then fled In every direc? tion, and the three bleeding negroes were left in the road for an hour. A white man with a shotgun met a crowd af miners further down the road. "I have killed the meanest negro in Blossburg," said he. "Look out for my family, boys." He has not been seen since. , I It is said by the negroes that th white men who did the shooting were secreted In a box car on the railroad track. A physician testified that the ihootlng was done at close range. The joroner. Just in from Blosburg, says It is Impossible to get at the guilty par ties. He says that both sides are sul 'en, and he predicts further trouble. THE SOCIAL CONFERENCE. Meet to Oeolde Upon trie Next Star Toward Reform. Buffalo, N. T. (Special.) Mr. Meade In his address beore the social confer ence here, declare dthe gathering wa; not one of pessimists, not a convenlior of despairers, but a meeting of tjeliev ers, "an assembling of people who be lieve that this government is great anc glorious and will be still more grea and glorious; who come here to discusr the questions of the day and decidt upon the next step In reform." Mr. Nelson, who is one of the leading exponents of the profit-sharing Idea, declared that the co-operative method showed great advantages over the com petitive method. His speech was an argument for co-operation In manufac luring, industrial and financial enter prises. Other speakers were Willis J ADbott of New oTrk, on "Industrial Monopolies," and President George A. um.es oi jowa college on the same ubject; Transit Commissioner Gaigan of Boston and John W. Bieidenthal bank commissioner of Tonr-ka Knn on "Transportation." and Frank C wane or me statistical bureau at Washington on "Currency." Therf were discussions on each of these sub Jects, limited to five-minute speeches. AN ENOLI6H BANK. HAS A NEW CERM KILLER. Jr. Loew Finds a CreatureThat Can """"-Cure Diseases. Washington, D. C (Bpectal.-Or. ,'ar Leow, one of the expert vegetari pathologists of the agricultural depart nent, has developed to what he be 'ieves a. point of practical use a new treatment for germ diseases which oromises to supersede the serum treat ment now. in use in diphtheria, fevers ind many other diseases. Dr. Leow' ork has been carried on for severai ears In collaboration with Dr. R. Em nerlch. The experiments have been conducted In the laboratories of Mu aich and this country. The results lever have been such as to warrant In troduclng the treatment Into actual aospltal practice. The treatment is similar In some re- pects to the serum treatment, but de sends on a different principle, the basic idea by the presence of a class of fer ments known as enzymes, which are produced by the same bacteria that produce the disease. Dr. Leow and his colleague, Dr. Em merich, have studied and cultivated the enzymes of various diHeases, and it is :!aimed have found that enzymes of :ertaln bacteria will kill not only their parent germs, but also the germs of cholera, typhoid fever, anthrax, diph theria, black plague, staphlococcl and probably gonococcl. An enzyme that will be fatal to tuberculosis Is being (ought, though the bacillus of tubercu losis seems to be incapable of produc ing an enzyme that Is fatal to itself. This Is also true of the black plague and for this reason the serum of black plague was applied without success In the cases recentlyd eveloped In one of the laboratories in Vienna. The ensymes are very unstable pro ducts, and for this reason quickly de teriorate, but Dr. Leow believes he has found a method of preserving them la shape for use. The further development of this form of treatment isawalted with interest by scientists. Girl Join tha Strlka. Chicago, 111. (Special.) The latest re cruits to the strikers at the stock yards are forty girls, who hare been drawing 71 cents par day In th but- teriae and egg department of Armour It Co. They asked an Increase to $1 and a poo refusal walked out. ft to estimated that 14 men were Nt today, Jt la claimed by th men that the raise la vat which caused lay to r an work to oaly tempo rary, aad that there to a strong uader- rrewt of itoeostaat raanlng through Dm atlr m wptorad at th Five Soldier Drown. Victoria, B. C (Speclal.)-Detalls of the drowning of five men of company O, Twelfth infantry, U. 8. A.. In th Paslg river June i were brought In from the orient by the steamer Empress of China. A number of soldiers' under the direc tlon of an officer were crossing the river on a small raft made of bamboo, lashed over small boats. The men were crossing In regular squads, but at the time of the accident the raft was over loaded and rapidly filled until It sank about ten feet from the bank. Th water was full of struggling men, fight ing against the swift current and heav equipments, and before they could br rescued flvt had gone down for the last Urn. Four bodies have been recovered, ai follow: Corporal E. Hermann, Jaspei L. Whims, Mela Anderson and Joaepl Nunerlll. They were buried In th new aatkmal cemetery adjoining th ol Spaatoh cemetery, since February I M Midler la all have been burtec there. Within each coffin I placed s corked bottle containing details an Spaniards Leave Manila. Manila, (Special.) General Jaramil (os, who Is settling Spain's mIMtary af fairs here, has received a cable mmag- from the minister of war at Madrid, Genera Polavieja, announcing that the pay of all soldiers who are In the hands of the Insurgents will be continued dur Ing their captivity. The families of many of these officers and soldiers are In Manila, without means of support here, are on their return to Spain. The new Spanish consul here, Renor Luis Marinas, says his foremost busi ness is to secure the release of the pris oners. The Spaniards are fast leaving Ma nila. The steamer Isla de Luzon sails for Spain soon, taking several hundred persons, civil and military officials and their families. The Spanish commercial men are sell ing out and some of the largest inter ests here will soon pass Into the hand of English capitalists. Captain Gales' squadron of th Fourth cavalry embarked for Morong Monday. The gunboat Napldan, which accompanied the troops, visited the town of Muntlulupa, on the west shore of the lake, and found a small body of rebels entrenched there. The entrench ments were shelled by the Napldan and when the rebels began to retreat the cavalry was landed. The Filipinos, in firing a final volley, killed a cavilry private. A Bright American Woman Inter view On of th Officials Th subject of respectability bring! to mind the experience of an Americar woman In London, who found that th( bank with which she had been dealing was inconveniently far away, and con eluded to transfer her account to an other one, which was, by the way. branch of the first bank. So, not being versed In the ways ot banks In gen era I, and English banks In particular very particular, one might say she went to the branch bank, said sh wished to open an account, and handed bver a largish draft by way of begin nln. The bank gentleman had her In dorse it, put It carefully away and then said: "Now, I'll kindly trouble you for references." "References? I did not come here for a place as a cook." "Ah, quite so, quite so. But, ah, you understand we shall be obliged to hav some references." "Well, there's your own bank, the main one. I've been having an ac count there for a year or two; you might ask them about me." "Ah, quite so; but we would prefer a personal reference. ' "I don't understand." "No; but It Is customary when a new customer comes to the bank" 'But I'm not a new customer." Comes to the bank, that there should be some er guarantee offered." You have guarantee enough I think. Tou have an indorsed check for all the money I have in London." "Ah, yes. quite so; but aside from that what is wanted is a personal guar anty from some one we know, as to the respectability of a new client." "The what?" "The ah respectability." "You want a guarantpe of my rcspec lability, is that It?" "Quite right." A painful pause ensued, broken by the American woman asking with dan gerous sweetness. "Is this the bank?" Yes, the street branch of the bank." FOLLOWING CUSTOM. Best Soldiers In tha World. Chicago, III. (Special.) General C.E. King, who commanded the First brig ade, First Division.'' First army corps In the Philippines, arrived In Chicago tonight, The general discussed the various phases of the Philippine situation freely, and among other things de dared that if General Otis had had 60,000 troops at his command at the outbreak of hostilities, he would have practically stamped out the lnsurrec tion by the beginning of the rainy sea- Ion, He expressed the opinion, how ever, that warfare of a guerrilla char acter is likely to be kei up for some time after the close of organized oppo sition. He also said that General Otis should have from f.0,000 to 60,000 men wnen active nostuilles shall be re sumed, with the return of the dry sea son. He reiterated .his farmer state ment, recently made, that the Filipinos are capable of self-government, and paid a tribute to the wtstern volunteer soldiers, who, he declared, have proved themselves to be the best soldiers In the world. We Will Rule the Wave. Chicago, 111. (Special.) Sir Moreton Frewen, the English publicist, who.wltb the party of Sir Rivers Wilson, is in Chicago, said In an interview: "Ger many, with all her marvelous science Is minus a rich soil or superlative mineral wealth. Nor has she great possessions over seas to lend her strength nor any reaonable hope of getting them. The necessity of her position on the conti nent forces her to keep up a great mili tary establishment. But she cannot at the same time create and keep going a vast naval establishment. The dou ble burden would crush her. Consequently England and the Unit ed States alone can think of controlling the seas. It is their destiny, America has Just begun to expand and Is fast growing conscious of how strong she is. New York. Genera! Master Workman John N. Parsons, Knights of Labor, said that the newly organized associa tion of the employes of the Metropol ian street railway had merely present ed various grievances to the company's officials for the purpose of obtaining a peaceable settlement. If possible, and mat ir tnat railed there would be an appeal to the public. The employes, he said, were not seeking the official rec ognition of any labor organization. He anticipated no trouble. I begin to understand; It is the bank that let Itself be robbed of Mrs. Lang- try's Jewels, about three years ago.' "Er ah well, yes, it Is." "So, then, Mrs. Langtry is a customer of this bank?" "Yes, quite right." "well, I don t wonder now at your bank asking for outside guarantees of respectability; It eldently doesn't know it when It sees IL" "Ah, mailam, come; that remark Is a bK of a hasty one." "I Intended it to be. Under the cir cumstances, I would much rather have my respectability vouched for, and by really competent Judges. You will be good, enough to Inquire of " and here the American rattled off a goodly string of high and mighty names, which the bank gentleman assured her more than satisfied him; he would open her account at once. No, I believe not. It would have been all right if you had made your Inquiries first, bcfor you took my check and had me Indorse It, and put it away safe and sound. But you se cured the check first and then began your catechism, and I think I'll Just trouble you to let me have the draft back again." "But, madam, this Is most unusual." "I hope It is; at any rate it Is most disagreeable. You don't know that I told the truth about knowing those peo ple whom I Just mentioned as my ref erences, i may be a perfectly dlsrepu- Odd Hablta of Man and Beast whtoM Neither Seems Inclined to Discard, Why does a man wear two button: on tbe back of his coat? This Is not s companion riddle to "Joe" Miller's cel ebrated canundrum, "Why does a hen cross the street?" But it Is a pertinent Interrogatory. Habit that the an swer. Unquestioning, unreasoning cus tom. Your father wore two button in that same position. So did his father. So did your earlier ancestors. So do you. Adam didn't. There wasn't much call for sartorial splendor In the Adam period and Eve wasn't the au thor of the "nine tailors to make a man" theory. About the time men be gan wearing clothes ana aeveioping differences of opinion In which the sword was the usual arbitrator the two buttons came to be in evidence. They held the sword belt In place. When the coffee and pistol fad super seded the rage for rapiers the custom of wearing the two buttons was con tinued. Ever since then the buttons have been worn. No use to anyone. No advantage except to the button manufacturers. Yet your tailor ud mine had better not leave those but tons off, or we'll start ah account at another tailor's. Ixmk at the hairdresser's shop. This sn't for baldheaded men or Infants, There's a pole that looks like a s la in na ry pousse cafe, or half a hundred rainbow colored serpents all climbing up and down in differed directions ac cording to your condition. In the good old days when the giants were on the earth there were also barber sur geons seeking whom they might en tice. The vari-colored sign was the Ign of their profession. We don't have barber surgeons nows. The surgeon iives In a fashionable quarter.and if you planted one of those poles In front of an office the owner would have you locked up. The barber hangs onto the old custom. The pole means "Hlood letting done here." Come to think of It, the pole is not so Inappropriate after all. But If I were a barber I would not advertise my specialty In that way. When you write a business letter why Jo you write the name of the person who Is to recleve It at the top? Haven't you written the address and name on the envelope? When the world was younger the scribes and pharlsees were not acquainted with envelopes, and ;onsequently knew nothing of the mys teries of the "envelope game" as It flourishes today. The address wa therefore written on the letter Kself ind the sheet was then folded In such i way as to bring the superscription only to view when the sealing wax was applied. The window custom Is one which al most every builder knows by heart. These gentlemen are In the habit of putting up houses with windows on all Ides, and this Is all right where there your ordinary builder doesn't confine himself to the utilitarian. When he Jtrlkes a corner house where there are s a use for these apertures. But not so many windows required as in Dthor localities, he does the best he ;an to give that house the appearance if being nothing but windows. Look t al Ithe corner houses you pass. Mest if them have "blind" windows. Im- glnatlon windows are placed on the lde walls, with lintels, ledges and llls and the builder feels he haa done his duty. Ever notice your d'g walk round and round In a circle before he lies down? Yes, of course. Why does he d- that? Know of i ny reason why he should go through that unvarying form? No. Will, that dog's forefathers and tha forefathers of al the dogs, big and lit- table Impostor, and I think you would feel safer If you Just returned me the tle- la"el that practice. They had to heck ." beat out a "ole ln ,n,J 'now or grass c! -u- ....I.... .. , v ... P''ore thpy could get a comfortable mr niiu i uiuhi I L in lier K,t,ve u u I i,,,. T-u . . .... I Oen. Then inn vmif .tt. -liv k). -nt ... t u- .! ...A .... " "'" ' much so as when an hour later a mes senger came saying that the manager of the bank presented his compliments, and could she make it convenient to him. Of course It turned out that It was the assistant manager who had been so elementary In his way of re ceiving the American woman and the deposit. It always is one's assistant something, or the deputy somebody that malies these mistakes. He Couldn't Speak French; Of the many amusing experiences Englishmen have ln France the one of provincial alderman who recently crossed the channel Is most novel. He could speak only English, and de scribes his troubles thus: "1 went to Paris and put up at the Hotel Lille et d'Alblon. I lost way and could not get back to ,7iy hotel, nose on his paws. You don't know why. Neither does your dog. But he's lmply following Instinct. His dog par ents away back in the dim dg ages had to keep their noses clean for the scent and they never let them touch the dual or snow. There's the cat. Clean beast, the cat. Always washing herself. That's be cause cleanliness runs In the cat fam ily. The first cat had to be a mighty Immaculate feline physically, or her prey would have scented her and kilty woum nave gone hungry. And so It goes throughout. The man and tn brute beasts are on an equality in th matter of following blind custom. El Paso, Tex. The trial of Mrs. Mat tie Rich has begun before th United States commissioner here to determine whether or not she be surrendered to the Mexican authorities for trial at Juarez, on the charge of murdering her husband, John D. Rich, an American citlsen, there last April. Klch'i horns was formerly at Fort Dodge, la., and his father, a banker, resides there now. At one time Rich lived at Ban Antonio. Pari. Tha Venesuela arbitration commission resumed Its sessions and Sir Robert Webster, th British attor ney general, continued his prsssntatlon of the case of Qreat BrKaia. Pretty Hands. Girls and women In general do not understand the graceful manlDulatlon m of the hand. They are apt to use their ! han1 mfir nak uvnr.liu Ai. because I did not speak or understand part of the body. Th because It Is French. I asked several stranger in aDt to recplve mn . ' ' English .to direct me, but met with no ,uffer. from ,.,, - ' .ucces. So I bought a large card and flnKeril and gv1 lelUc, ' wrote on It: "Please tell me the way to cIe, one ,houl(1 practice regularly a the Hotel de Lille et d'Alblon.' rnllr.. ,., h nA .P . r'T ..' . B, uiiiuua, especially "I walked along the street aad showed If on has much writing to do will th y card to a dosen or more men. Fin- hands appear stiff and awkward unless ally a man read It and beckoned me io "ell cared for. Thin hands can be follow him. I did so silently for about made plump, by rubbing them with a a mile. He pointed to the sign on m good tissue builder. A hnm.i. i...wt hotel, and I broke the silence by thank- " that cannot be made pretty by an contrivance, may be made half-way presentable By sleeves which droop Ing him. " 'What,' he exclaimed in apparent surprise, 'are you an Englishman? Si am I, but I took you to be deaf and dumb.'" New York Press. "Why don't you begin?" Inquired th excited prise fight patron. "The police!" aald th manager hoarsely, "t don't see any here. You're not afraid of them, are you?" "Not afraid! Why, they'd never for fir m If 1 started this show up befori they got here. They want to thi whol butns."-Washlngton Star. conveniently over IL To keep th hands smooth us a few drop of tnit lotion after washing: Four ounce ol orange flower water, one ounce of gly. rine, ten drops cardollo acid, twenty grains borax. There la a remarkable application for a pension on record In the Pens! of department at Washington, In whtcl a widow give a pathetic pletur o4 her husband sufferings, and add, to a postscript; "When my husband cam back from th war I NpporUd fcka of tor heedl tUI h died."