SHORT SKETCHES. A SONG WRITTEN BY A KING. Taexe la a vein of potic long in Uu tin of King Oscar of Sweden and ssarway. He wrote the following gerr. whan be waa crown prince, and recent ly translated it into English: THE PROMISED LAND. Va, then, and act! Rlae up and undertake I duties of today. Thy courage wake! ad not life's strength In Idleness, for life aid not be wasted In Care's useless strife. slothful doubt let work's place oc cupy, I labor! Labor for prosperity. way? 'I made no engagement,' says he, innocent as you please, 1 just asked you where you'd be In twenty minutes. That waa no engagement.' " New Or .eans Times-Democrat. Vn then, and sing! Rise up and bare the sword With which to combat suffering and wrong. fxsasw'e all those that suffer with thy word. Defend man's heritage with sword and ong! Ossnbat intrigue, Injustice, tyranny, Ami in thine efforts God will be wttn thee. U, then! A thousand duties claim thee: Come! fay Ufe's tax, e'er God calls thee to thine home. Far heaven's Son undaunted should re main sgh all the Imps of Darkness howl again! tranquil, happy by thy Father's Band guided and regain the Promised Land. UOVELY TO ETES THAT SAW NOT The blind boy raised a rapt face te he light. "And my mother?" he said, question Batty. TTell me how she looks again. I afcan soon be able to gase around, and 1 know I shall tee one more btautlful Ikan all the rest and cry, 'Mother! Bather! Why do you not speak T " His sensitive face was turned re- aswachfully toward his father. "You aarve always told me how lovely she Is. Baa Is little not taller than my shcul- SJsr-I know that." The old man laid his arm over the mTs shoulders. ""You must know now what your Madness would have kept you from knowing," be said. "Your mother is not Mr and beautiful now in face, but her is what God made for a mother. en you can see, look for the face holds the greatest love. You H not be mistaken. It will be your asether's." The great surgeon looked for a mo vant or two Into the sightless eyes, essd then turned and laid bis hand on ftSMt father's trembling arm. "Only God can make him see, my he said, kindly. "Your boy was i blind, and human skill cannot help nssB The blind boy was the first to speak, assfl be laid bis arm around the sud akraly aged form of hla father. "Came," he said. "let us go back to Sha will always be beautiful and they turned and gave to the others. New York Even- World. GOETHE'S LAST LOVE ALIVE. At sixty-seven years have elapsed since Goethe's death, few persons now living can have seen him in the flesh Baroness Ulrike von Levetzow.however, who has just kept her 95th birthday at Triblitz, in Bohemia, not merely knew the poet, but was even privileged to stir the last embers of the tender pas sion in his susceptible though aged breast In 1823, then a lovely girl of 19, she accompanied her mother to Marlenbad, where the author of "Faust" was mak ing his annual cure. Dazzled by her beauty, he succeeded without difficulty in getting an Intro duction, and there ensued on his part a serious attachment, cordially recipro cated, It is raid, by the lady herself. Fear of ridicule prevented Goethe contracting a marriage of the May and December type. He tore himself away, writing his well known "Marienbad El egy" in the postchalse that took him back to Weimar. Ulrike, having thus won the title of "Goethe's last love," remained satisfied wKh this distinction for the rest of her life, and is still "Frelfrauleln" von Lev. etzow, although her wealth and beauty attracted many suitors. She enjoys perfect health, and devotes herself to the welfare of the poor on her large estates. London Chronicle. You are a rich man, and I know yon by name. I am secretary of the gas company. Every month when you come In to pay your bill you make a tre mendous row for half an hour, and de clare that we are highway robbers. If you would only agree" "Not to make a row over my gas bill. Never, sir, never! You saved my life. and I am ready to draw you a check for 150,000, but, as for foregoing a privilege granted only to freeborn Britons, I can't surrender lt-couldn t do It If you saved my life a dozen times over!" HIS MONEY'S WORTH. You've heard the story of the man was want to every service In the church shjinfays and week days because his ajssst insisted an his paying pew rent. aaat ha was bound to get the worth of Ms money. Well, there are lust such ansa In the world. One of them came ha from a rural bailiwick the other day aaat Cropped Into the leading billiard arln i of the city. "Any pigeon-hole table?" he Inquired ss) aha tone of a professional. TbT aaswered the proprietor, "but ww have good pool tables, and that's aha awxt best thing." "How much game?" , t. TUty cents an hour." "Gosflr that's steep, but I guess I kin sVsep even. Git everything ready and haa give the word. I'll Just practice star a hour." Then there followed the liveliest aasssr ever witnessed In the place. The nana from the country worked as tbo' Bar was getting In bay with a thunder ataswer In sight He gave a boy a nickel t chalk cues for him. He ran around the table, made snap shots, and growled gthe brief Intervals In which the were being placed. Before his was up he was without collar, ktle, coat or vest, his suspenders m thrown down, and he was persplr like a lumber shover In dog days. i the time was up he threw himself a chair, fanned himself with his and said to the boy who had done he chalking: "Sonny, alius make It a p'lnt to git ha worth o' your money. I've done four hours' work In one, and all the same price, and I reckon I'm able ahead. Ef you alius live urn ta tfcls rule It'll be better'n a college aiaeatloa to you." Free Press. LIONESS ATTACKED A HUNTER. The South African papers contain de tails of the death of H. A. Colenbran- der, which resulted from an attack made upon him by a lioness while hunt ing. . Mr. Colenbrander, who had with him three armed natives, had slightly wounded the beast and was following it up, when it crouched, and, though again wounded, sprang at Mr. Colen brander, lelzed him by the arm, and, as he said afterwards, "shook him like a rat." The Kaffir boys had all remained stanch, but Greet, the old hunter, cau tioned them not to fire, and snatching rifle from one of the others, placed the muzzle behind the ear of the lion ess and fired, the bullet carrying away the back part of the skull, but It still held on. He then put the barrel of the rifle in its Jaws to sever them apart, as the other two boys fired behind the shoulder, which killed the animal. The gun barrel was grooved by the teeth of the lioness, some of which were bro ken on it. Mr. Colenbrander's death, resulted from blood poisoning several days later, London Leader. ADSUM WAS OUT. i am icoKlng for Mr. Adsum, the bookkeeper," said the caller, a portly dignified gentleman cf majestic appeaa. a nee. He Is net in." replied the young ma on the three-legged stool. I see he's not In visitor. "This is about the hour he h been in the habit usually of coming i isn't It?" "Yes, sir. but" "Thanks. I'll wait." He sat down, picked up a newspa slowly unfolded it, and proceeded wl leisurely dignity to read. The young man on the three-legg stool wrote away In silence. Thus tarred half an hour. The caller grew restive. "By the way," he said, "how er long will It be before Mr. Adsum com in?" I don't know," said the young ma on the stool. "He went out about thrc weeks ago to another firm. HONEST AMBITION FOR PARENTS Perhaps there is no Joy that comes to man or woman In the new home so sweet as that of the advent of the first baby. Wonderful possibilities are seen in it by its fond parents, and thev are going to guard and protect it, and train ii up in ways that will make it an orna ment to society, of use to the world and altogether worthy to be looked ud io. ah its little ays. so artless and attractive, are t,relesa sources of pleas ure, rue movements of its eyes, its hands and lips are all anxiously watch ea 4d every variation noted as ev J m uence oi marvelous progress. Its first I honest ambition-..for parents to de- .... MWa n , .t i..A.lth nA hlch nnftttlnna ft I T ool. "He Is " I tooth. Its fiist step, and its first wo1 their children, but thrift and comfort, interrupted th) are events in the famiiv ik. I oi.ni.., .. ur iiv!ihn.i1i Ung, their widest roving, for glory, great wealth, for fun and frollct, the effect of all crops out In deg sons. ... wealth That man who makes gy gets It, his chief end and aim m .h ,' but his sons and daugj.v,.,. his accumulations, anfc Th ation mostly wind. uoujfht they bad act as though th ,., h,H. better half-w ay place, a PATTERNS BY THE MILLION. found a wormng, econj mere where we may look for happy mednd w u contentnvV . Thpr. was ask bi J idom in that prayer which for neither poverty nor riches. e things convenient for us. It Is are events In the family that wt not popularize the outsider to uer" rate. Nobody ever had such a b be" fore; every hair of its head l lhe right place; if It is thin-wl babies ought to be thin; If .fat, they wouldn't exchange for their neighbor'? lean babv for worlds. "Our baby," tb.l makes It the brightest and best. That man and that womn who have ability to earn their own livelihoods. and that good name rather to be chosen than great riches. Such are the ones to rise up and call their parents blessed; such are also the pillars of the state and nation, because they have first been the stay of theli own firesides. As our worst foes are of our own household, so our best friends are of the same inner circle. .uu ,, lne oren.B ""'"""; More worlhy Bmbltlon on the part of wvuueniig eyes oi meir011 ua missed one of life s rftvinest Joys. The MORE THAN A JOKE. Wow, a Joke's a Joke," said the next a the oldest Inhabitant, with much aapiillj. "and I hope I am not deficient la the sense of humor, but" "Well, aaa waa ha and what did he do to waf" interrupted hla friend, the re natter. "Why, it was Colonel Blood," the next to the oldest Inbab- "He called ma up on the 'phone and be says: Hello! Is that sstr Tea,' says I. recognising his wasse, "what d'ya waatr "Where win wsj he la twenty mlnutesT says he On Cat sorsjer of Common ana si. unariee,' X. Which aornerr says ha. The skm X. and with that ha p-j eat ia twenty muruies we tSm, tot CMaast Blood didn't show r twtttmimmrtammtmr, and mlased tl tf n Tint i f ' sad still no Cat Tlsastsil saat Was aad I V3 rxa 13 m OmV My I . .ira t -w rw mm am aa ELEPHANT IS GREAT IN CRIME .Few more impressive confidences can be Imparted than one in which a Hln doo describes how he knows his ele phant Intends to destroy blm. It is all so seemingly trivial, and yet In reality of such deadly significance. His story is so full of details that prove the man's profound understanding of what he is talking about that one remains equally amazed at the brute's power to dissemble and its Intended victim's in sight Into the would-be murderer's character. And yet. from the psycho logical standpoint, an elephant never gives any other such indication of mental power as Is exhibited In its re venge. That patient, watchful. Impla cable hatred, often provoked simply be cause a man is In attendance upon an other animal (for it is the rule with tuskers to detest their next neighbors) speaks more conclusively of a high in tellectual guide than all stories, true or false, that have been told of their abil ity. Such concentration and fixedness cf purpose, such perfect and consistent pretense, and, when the time comes, such derrate, unhesitating energy as homicidal animals exhibit, are impos slble without an Irregular development No one can deny that if this crea ture is great at all its greatness shows Itself in its crimes. These have caused It to be worshiped In the east, where men venerate nothing but merciless, Irresponsible forces, and where an ex hibition of those qualities and traits de scribed fully accounts for the formula. My lord the elephant." Outing. BOSTON USE FOR BEANS. A southern man who recently return ed borne after a visit to Boston said to a neighbor: "You know these here little round white beans?" The other admitted that he did. "We feed 'em to the bosses down our way." "Yes." "Well, sir, up to Boston -ibey take them beans, boll 'em for three or four hours, slap a little sowbelly an' some molasses and other truck In with 'em, and what do with "em?" "Gosh, 1 do no." "Well, sir," said the first speaker. sententlously, "I'm d d If they don't eat 'em!" .2 Is is Gwt BRITISH INDEPENDENCE. It was In Bradford. An old man was about to step in front of a steam tram going at full speed, when a hand seis ed him and flung blm back. It was a narrow shave, and as toon as the old man realised It he extended his hand to his rescuer and exclaimed ; "You have saved my life, and I csn never repay the debt!" "I deserve no thanks," was the mod sat reply. "But you deserve mora than thanks. I ass a rich man, aad 1 want to give you sosne substantial token of my gratitude. Hers 1st mm write you a check for" 1 ooldsrt accept anything, really. I asmisa't." pretested the other, "hut there la sasaetblaa yew might do far ass all the same." "Kaeak aad rt than be daae." AN UP-TO-DATB CHURCH The new First Baptist temple of C lumbus, O., which was dedicated la Sunday, is one of the unique edlflci in the central states. It Is a modtfii form of Gothic, without cupola, doni or steeple. Though it has beautiful wrought stained glass Gothic window and arches, many Romanesque featur are used in the minor parts, especial in the Interior decorations, where tn arrangement of the building -Is moi striking. Instead of entering the house of woi ship through a small vestibule, the vli Itor steps through the goijeously car ed Gothic portal Into a long corrido: on either side of which are offices, led ture rooms, nursery, parlors and slmj liar rooms, nursery, parlors and slrnS lar rooms accessory to modern churc es. The corridor is wainscoted In whl marble and has the appearance of theater lobby. At either side, near t end of the lobby, beautiful carved staircases lead to the balcony above The end of the lobby leads director Into the main auditorium exactly as the lobby of a theater. rom tne wide aisle which runs around the rear of the room under the circular balcony a good view is had of the commodious stage which the Bap tist minister Is to use for his pulpit, inj where are located the great organ and the seats for the choir. . , - The proscenium arch is elaborately decorated and lacks only the drop cur. tain and the files to carry out the stags effect. On either side of the stage pul pit are a series of boxes to be used for the deacons of the church Instead of the traditional "amen corners." The pitched floor, with Its circular chairs; the circular balcony, the boxes and the stage, with their rich ornamentation and brilliant frescoing, give the behold, er the impression of being in a pretty little theater, rather than In a church. A tour of the building will disclose every modern convenience. Including electric lights, water plumbing, a room for bicycles, cloak rooms, library, Sun day school room, kitchen and lavatories. RELIGIOUS. The Christians alone outnumber the combined followers of Confucianism, Buddhism and Lax Ism. The efforts to secure the removal of Bishop Mats, R. C, of Denver, have been revived by the priests of that dio cese. There are 274 establishments under the care of the Little Sisters of the Poor in the world, forty-one of these being in the United States. Fifty years ago there were but 620 Roman Catholic priests in England; now there are 2.500. Justice Brewer of the supreme court of the United States says: "I predict that the twentieth century will be not ed for greater untty In Christian life. The present century has been one of denominational rivalry and strife. The next will be one of Christian unity." The Rev. Mr. Munhall, the evangelist of Philadelphia, is causing quite a sen sation by bis attacks on Christian scl. ence. The Christian Science Journal says that these attacks will not hurt the denomination, but will make It grow. The Presbyterian board of missions is likely to face a heavy debt. A state ment from the treasurer says that over 1262,000 wUI be required to close the year without debt. The receipts of the woman's board are about 120,000 short of last year. In Anglican places of worship In Eng land and Wales It is stated that no less than t,lU masses were said in one yesr to extricate souls from purgatory. In a church tn Brighton this last year 10,000 confessions were besrd. Boms 1.S00 clergymen are members of tbs Confraternity of the Blessed Sacra ment At the funeral two weeks sgo of the Rev, Dr. Clapp tn New York, mention was made of the deceased's love for the humorous, and Rev. Dr. Storrs ssld that In receiving letters from him ha had almost begun to laugh before ha opeaad the envelope. Humor, said Dr. Storrs, waa aa much the gift of God ta Dr. Clapp as the gift of rhythm to the pott or the power ta shape marble ta the seulptar. pleasure we feel In the ownership of the darling Is immense, and should any one dare mention that the time might come some day, when the Idol of our hearts would be shattered, when Instead of finding Joy and gladness in standing as his parents we should find sorrow and shame, and instead of being honored as the proud parent of so good a child, we should receive pity as our portion, we would turn away from such as being senseless Jargon not worthy of a mo ment's thought. It Is not wise to borrow trouble, to Imagine disaster and fret ourselves over what may never happen; but It Is a ways wisdom to learn by others' fall ares, and avoid the rocks on which thei barks have been stranded. Countless parents have come to mourn the down fall of their beloved ones. That fate may be ours, and might we not pause and Inquire Into the causes for so many human wrecks; and if the parent has no hand In causing them, might he not a least have a hand In preventing. If I should venture to hint at one thing more than another that is fruitful of disaster. I would say Idleness, 'Satan finds some mischief for Id! hands to do." and Just as truly Is it said, that "an idle mind Is the devil' workshop." It is very hard for people of wealth or even of moderate compc tency to require their children to work merely to get ahead of his majesty o the lower reelons. and turn him out of his favorite pursuits. Fo hard Is It tha not mny have the courage to try it It is ro pleasant to see the young folks fololwing the bent of their Inclinations, and having a good time, that it seems positively unkind to set them at Irk some tasks for an effect you hope for away off In the dim distance that you may never see, snd that may not come to pass. The father of a man who ac quired great wealth, and came to be widely known, once offered the boy a dollar if he would clean out the horse stable nicely. The lad worked dili gently, snd completed the job satisfac torily. The father approved and gove him tne coveted dollar with the remark, Now that I find you can do this work so well, I will expect you to do It every morning." Po the boy whose skill had been tested for money, as obliged to continue doing what his soul detested for nothing. It seemed like hard lines. but the boy waa learning a useful les son. He nas gsinlng a handicraft by which he could earn his bread If need be; he seemed to be working for noth-lng.-but but was not; the pay was not In present cash, but It as In health and strength. In a knowledge of the drudgery that somebody must do, ar.d a greater willingness to aid in the world's needed work; these lessons well learned lead to wealth, and did In this Instance. It Is a priceless wisdom for the young to understand that the world Is for others as we'.l as themselves: that they cannot choose for themselves the easy places, and leave somebody else to take all the hard ones, snd that the sooner brow sweating and burden bearing be gins, the lighter their load later on. It Is not easy for children to be deferential to their playmates and obedient to their parents. But it Is the parents' duty to Instill these saving virtues early, while It may be done. Who have been the world's benefac tors, the substantial business men and women that no community can afford to do without? Have they been pam pered in the lap of luxury, bred In Idle ness, and devoted to sports and frivol ity generslly? Not at all. The history of successful men and enterprises Is a story of work and perseverance. No spasmodic efforts, but long continued keeping at it. Gladstone once said, "There Isn't a healthy, vigorous, energetic, self-reliant, successful man whose exsmple does not breed trie same qualities In others; he winds us up and sets us a going." The pity of it is, these men do parents would swell the ranks of stable, useful men and women. That man who soars away for high renown, while those dependent on him are neglected and cheerless at home, will not win all he desires. The old time fashion of sons ! and daughters standing loyally by their parents in their vocation of farming seems to be rapidly departing, and s determined business is the result. The young girl who responded with the cash to an advertisement of a means to keep the hands soft, received the following recipe. "Soak them in dish water three times a day while mother rests." The advice is good, but would not be apt to be accepted, "unless the mother herself sees to It that the work of the family Is divided, and that all ba-r their share of the burdens. Tha Working Clrl's Danger. "The Matter of Women Earning a Living," as discussed In the Sunday Re public, was an Interesting article. It l true that women are no longer willing to sit down in this busy age and let some one support them. It is a facl that, in a measure, we are proud of the Intelligence of the American women who are so ably filling positions of nol only minor Importance, but positions ol public trust and honor. We havt women holding public officers, filling public offices as clerks, bookkeepers and stenographers. Only a few years ago this would have shocked the world Woman found an opportunity and took advantage of it. I am glad that this Is so for the sake of those who are thrown upon their own resources, providing they have the moral courage to resist the cruel temptations of this world. Women and g;rls are developing In the economic world with the speed of American progress. The question Is, what effect will it have In the end upon the future destiny of America? Will Factories Engaged In Producing Guides For Home Dressmaking. It will give some idea of the extent to which women are their own dress makers to state that in one patters making establishment In New Tork City nearly three thousand people ar employed. Both sexes and nearly aU ages are to be seen, and remuneration for the labor ranges from M a week up to the most princely salary. This house has 2.800 agencies through out the world, and million of thell patterns are sent out during the year, with Instructions printed in Engilsb German, French and Spanish. On would scarcely expect that patterns cut in New York City would find a market In China and Japan, but they do. For models, to try the garments on, children of 4, 5, and 12 years of agl and a young woman of 34 bust measure are used. All the other sizes are grad ed up and down from these standards The origin of the paper pattern Is Is the brain of the designer. In this de partment the women must not alone be skilled dressmakers, but have as well the artist's eye and a light, skillful touch. The garment Is cut out of o good, firm piece of unbleached muslin If it Is to be tight-fitting It is sewed up and fitted without a wrinkle, the work being done Just as carefully and neatly as if every stitch wss set fci wearing purposes Instead of beini ripped out that the paper pattern may be cut from It. One-half of the garment la trimmed. If lace Is represented, a lace that la cut out of tissue paper Is fulled on. II passementerie, applique or fur are to be used, these are also counterfeited In paper. WONDERFUL PRODUCTIONS. The productions of the paper manu facturer are wonderful. On a model you can see a silk shirt waist, linen :ollar, satin necktie, leather belt, all made out of paper not to mention the gold buttons of the same stuff. But to return to the designer. One jalf cf the garment Is trimmed this or the artist who will make a pletur Jf It for the fashion Journal, and alsc to paste on the paper pattern to show bow the garment will look when finish ed. The other half Is left untrlmmed snd It is from this half that the papet patterns are cut. After the designer has finished her work the forewoman may not approve of It; in this case all of the designer's time and labor is lost to the house, not to her, for she draws a salary. But her pride and heart are In her work and she feels more distressed over Its rejection than the house does. This forewoman must exercise a great deal 5f care, for there are others above her who must pass upon the work. This care !s ultimately to the benefit if the designer; it nlmuia'tes her to Jo good work A careful history of the patterns of each designer Is kept from tart to finish. When it haa finally (alned the approval of the superlntend nt It Is sent forth on Its Journey thro' the world. If it is successful there, tnd the women adopt It, the firm sees that the originator of the Idea Is a the coming generations be reared with the mental and moral training that Is faIuable perBon t0 have They know that other pattern houses are keeping not set their own boys going In the you many regrets. necessary for the best resuKs to the future generations of the great Ameri can nation? I would not for the world censure girls and women who are compelled te make a living and are trying to make t honestly. I am glad that some chan nels of work are open to this class, bul would say to them, "Watch for the pit- alls." It is to parents I would speak; to hose who are able to care for their aughtera In their own homes There seems to be s strong Inclination among parents cf the present time to push heir daughters out to do for themselves t a very early age. simply because host whn have to do so are getting long seemingly well. They do not now the many unpleasant sides of the working woman's life, snd consequently place their daughters In the roadway of destruction innocently. The many positions which are open to women sre often like Satan's alluring traps all the glitter on the outside, and one has to become acquainted with the Inner workings before he is able to see the danger within. Public offices are in but few Instances proper places for girls II cne will read the recent breach of prom- se case in Kansas City, he will under stand my mesnlr.g It has been my lot to see and person- lly know of many traps set for the working girl. On one occasion 1 asked girl who had fallen to the very depths of degradation and who had landed In the state prison, what was the cause of her downfall. She said. "When I was ulte a young girl, my parents placed me in a doctor's office to work. Th physiclsn being our family doctor, my parents had the utmost confidence In him; but through him I fell, and my ' parents do not know it until this day I and he Is still my father's family physi cian." This Is an example of betrayed confidence in a supposed friend. This girl went on the way of destruction rather than Inform her parents. Parents, If pettlble, keep your dsugh- , triv wuurf fuui un ii luviv, iv llivjr Bt :areful tab on them and their suc :esses. That It Is by no means Impos ilble to find out who their best deslgn rs are, a salary that will be an ln lucement for the good people to atay here they are is the result. TRAINED EMPLOYES. The women who are employed to de. :lde upen patterns tent from the de ilgnlng rooms are skillful, trained, sci entific cressmakers; and are forced, by .he responsibility that rests upon them, o keep thoroughly up to date In their business. The unbleached muslin garment goes ;o the artist. Sometimes the picture Is nade by putting It upon a lay figure, iut more frequently a living model is jsed . When the artists are done with the jnblesched rr.ustln garment It goes to ;wo dressmakers who "prove" the work. The entire garment Is ripped to ;leces, cne woman reads the manu tcrlpt description, while the other :hecks off the pieces described. The lumber of yards of goods, linings and .rlmmlngs called for are also "proved." These women ark the places for the lotchei. perforations snd other essen la I points. From here the pattern goes to the grader." This perscn must not alone inderstand dressmaking, but he must is well be schooled In a knowledge ol where the human body develops as the ears go on. Finally from the women who rip and 'prove," the unbleached muslin pat :ern goes to the fsctory In which the paper patterns are cut by machinery -hundreds of them at each strike of :he knife. FEMININE PERSONALS. lame wsy they were started themselves. I Their great influence snd energy are out In the world's affairs, snd their boys st home sre neglected snd almost destitute of fatherly guidance. The duty of the parent csnnot be ssfely i trusted to others. "But what in the. name of sorrows," ssys the Hesd of A WORKING GIRL. "You Ihlevln' little vsgabone!" ex claimed the Irate matron who hsd rsught the bad boy tn her barn, steal ing eggs. "I've been watchln' you! J knowed It was you Put them eggs the Sldney's-who Is a very msnly man rl,nt b"c"! Y0U T tUr, "lh- "do we have women for? Why cen t borhood! I wish " they take the kinks out of the kids while ws are out hustling for grub?" If men only hustled for bread, the care Just then the boy tneesed. Bless the child!" she ssld hurriedly. "Now, you lyln' stealln' vsgabone, gil of the ehlldrea would not be se largely out of here, and' you ever coma hack left la the hands of the mothers aad the I'll akin ye alive! Bless the ehlldt" atraa aaip. Men aa taeir hardest auet. ' For ha bad saaaaad aaata. Helen Keller, the dumb and blind prodigy, recognizes persons on meeting ihem for the second time by their man. ser of shsklng hsnds. Lady Henry Somerset, who hss some talent for sculpture, Is modeling a ststue f MIss.Frsnces Willsrd, her formei to-worker In the temperance cause. Mrs. Choate, wife of the Americas tmbasssdor in London, Is In Psrls. She hss bought some if the most exquisite, court gowns made In that city. President Caroline Hszsrd of Welles ley is a talented musician. She csn plsy sonatas st sight snd plsys with out notes some of the most difficult works of the great composers The vast estate left by Leland Stan ford Is managed all Us details by hli widow, who has systematlsed ever) depart meat so as to give a certain nor Uan of each day ta the work.