TELEGRAFII MONOPOLY POWER OF A PEW TO BECOME RICH AT PUBLIC EXPENSE. People Want the Government to Control the Telegraph, But Strong- Lobby Interposes. (By Hugh A. Hippie.) To the student of trusts there Is no more attractive field than the telegraph monopoly. It Is Illustrative. In the first place, because it illustrates to an un usual degree the power of a few men to enrich themselves at the expense of the public, and in the second place, because so much has been written on the subject that information in regard to It Is comparatively easy to obtain. The telegraph is nothing more nor leas than an electric mail. It is so considered today in England, France, Germany, Russia, and in fact, all the leading nations of the world, except the United States. Were it not that private Interests are involved, the proposition that it is the duty of the government to transmit correspond ence In the most expeditious manner possible would never be questioned. So long ago as 1838 John C. Calhoun, in report to the United States sen ate, said: "It must be borne in mind that the power of congress over the postofflce and mall Is an exclusive power." These words have been cited and approved by the supreme court of the United States. Indeed, that court has gone further, and in an unanimous pinion delivered by Chief Justice Waite haa said in regard to the powers at congress with reference to mails: "They extend from the horse with its lder to the stage coach: from the coach and steamboat to the railroad nd from the railroad to the telegraph as these new agencies are successively brought Into use to meet the demands f Increasing population and wealth." Congress itself has taken the same lew of Its powers, even though It does not exercise them, and since 1866 every telegraph line has been built ttader a contract which gives the gov ernment the right to take It over at any time upon paying the value of the material used In its constuctlon, GOVERNMENT TELEGRAPH. The people of the United States have repeatedly asked for a government tel egraph. In 1888 a resolution was sub mitted to congress, which began as fol lows: "Whereas, Petitions bearing the signatures of more than 2,009,000 citl aens of the United States request con gress to pass a bill and provide for the establishment of a postal telegraph system, etc." Sixteen committees of congress have reported in favor of such a measure and only two against it. All the postmasters general of recent years have advocated it, except Mr. Gresham and Mr. Blssel, and Mr. Gresham ad mitted that "the same principle which justified and demanded the transference of the mail on many chief routes from the horse-drawn coach on common highways to the steam Impelled vehi cles on land and water, is equally po tent to warrant the calling of the electro-magnetic telegraph in aid of the postofflce In discharge of Its functions f rapidly transmitting correspondence and intelligence." More than seventy bills have been In troduced In congress for the establish ment of a government telegraph, but they have all been defeated or buried. Just why all of them have failed to pass has never been satisfactorily ex plained unless the explanation given by Mr. Thurber In 1890 can be considered as satisfactory. When asked to explain it he gave the names of Gould, Sage, Ames, Dillon, Eckhert, Astor, Morgan, Corbin, Huntington and twelve other millionaires who were interested in the Western Union, and said that those ames explained why It was that the people could not own thetr own tel egraph system. It is known that a strong lobby is maintained at Wash ington, and that franks are tendered to members of congress; but passes and franks, we are told, have no influence on legislators. Upon the face if the returns the profits of the Western Union are by no means excessive. Its capital stock is $100,000,000. Upon this In 1898, K made j a net profit of $6,090,151. 20, or a little ever I per cent One Is almost sur prised to find capitalists like those whose names have been mentioned In vesting their millions in an enterprise which pays such paltry dividends. But a little study of congressional docu ments and official reports reveal some Interesting facts. The original capital stock of the Western Union, at its or ganisation in 1868, was $386,700. By 1M$ some additional property had been purchased and enough additional stock issued to bring H up to $3,000,000, and as the war was then on and business was brisk the owners decided to still further Increase the capitalization by Issuing a a stock dividend of $3,000,000 more. The nation's extremity was their oppor tunity, and while brave men were giv- tag up their lives at the front, they carried the news home to sorrowing rel ative? at rates which netted them a year! , dividend of 10 per cent on It i pit water and all. With these profits ther were able tc purchase competing parehaae being made the at aa increase of stock vastly la f the value of the property pur- Bwt even thla method of in- their capital waa toe alow aad at thee, recourse waa hid to ca cmla, Xa IMs the stecxheld- rttt s tea wttk tv f J eri a tr:u t ft ClS GZ ! stfT to the It is Impossble to say, but Hon. Johr Wanamaker, ex-postmaster general, de clares that "an investment of 11,000 in 1858 in Western Union stock would have received up to the present time stock dividends of more than $50,000, and cash dividends equal to $100,0000, or 300 per cent of dividends a year. RATES COMPARED. A comparison of the rates charged by the Western Union with those which prevail in other countries shows very clearly how the Immense profits are made. In this country messages of ten words cost "!5 cents to $1, and from 2 to 7 cents for each additional word. In Europe the usual rate is 10 cents for twenty words, and from H cent to 1 cent for each additional word. In Bel glum the rate for additional words is less than cent each. In France the charge is 10 cents for twenty words and 1 cent for each additional word. The average charge for a message in Ger many is 12 cents. In England the rate is 1 cent a word, which includes de livery within the limits of any town, and within one mile of a postofflce n the country. A message of twenty words may be sent from any part of France to the French possessions in Af rica, a distance of 2,000 miles, for 20 cents. For transmitting a similar mes sage the same distance in this country the Western Union charges 90 cents. But it is not necessary to cite foreign examples in order to show that the rates charged in the United States are excessive. The Baltimore & Ohio rail road maintained for a long time a tele graph system under tremendous com petition, and according to the testimony of its officers made a profit out of the business. The following are examples of ltstariff: New Tork to Baltimore, Philadelphia and Washington, 10 cents; New Tork to Chicago, 15 cents; New Tork to St Louis, 20 cents; New Tork to New Orleans, SO cents. The present Western Union rates are: New Tork to Baltimore, 25 cents; New Tork to Chi cago, 40 cents; New Tork to St Louis, 0 cents, and New Tork to New Or leans, 60 cents. The lines of the Balti more & Ohio were ultimately sold to the Western Union for $5,009,000, not be cause they were unprofitable, but be cause the road was in financial straits and something had to be disposed of to avert disaster. Some years ago an Independent tel egraph line was established between Chicago and Milwaukee. The company began with a charge of 1 cent a word and within two years, in spite of fierce competition, the stockholders bad re ceived 90 per cent of the cost of the line in dividends. Then the tariff was re duced to 6 cents for a message of ten words, and at this rate the business paid a dividend of 40 per cent a yeer. WANAMAKER'S TARIFF SHEET. After a most careful examination of the question. Postmaster General Wan amaker declared that "charges In any one state and between stations not more than 300 miles apart, should not exceed 10 cents for messages of twenty words or less, counting address and signatures, nor over 25 cents for any distance under 1,500 miles, nor over 50 cents for any distance." A syndicate of New Tork capitalists offered to build lines all over the country, supply the operators, charge the rates suggested and give the government 2 cents on each message to pay for its collection and delivery. Mr. Wanamaker assumed that with low rates prevailing the telegraph would be used largely for family cor respondence, and the assumption is un doubtedly correct. In Belgium, under high rates, only 13 per cent of the mes sages related to family matters; under low rates such messages formed 63 per cent of the whole. -The president ot the Western Union testified before a committee on congress in 1890 that "46 per cent of the total business is purely speculative stock Jobbing, wheat deals ! In futures, cotton deals in futures, pool room, etc.; 34 per cent Is legitimate trade; about 12 per cent is press busi ness and about 8 per cent of it Is so cial." In striking contrast to this was the committee report that "in Europe I where the cheap system prevails two- thirds of all dispatches are on social or family matters." In Europe the peo ple own the telegraph and use it prin cipally for purposes of family corres pondence; In America a few Wall street magnates own the telegraph and use it chiefly for gambling purposes. Under government ownership, in ad dition to low rates the service would be extended In every direction. Instead of messages being delivered by boys who ought to be in school, they would be delivered by carriers similar to those who distribute the mall. Instead of operators being compelled to work from ten to fourteen hours a day, as many of them do now, the eight hour rule would prevail. Instead of the wages paid being the lowest for which em ployes can be induced to work, they would be reasonably liberal. Instead of employment being subject to the ca price of officials It would be governed by civil service rules. The change would benefit everyone except a few New Tork millionaires who control the Western Union, and who, unfortunate ly, seem to control congress. T. J. Smith completed the purchase, at Galveston, Tex., of the Galveston, La Port A Houston railroad by paying $176,000. Rumors aay the Southern Pa cific la backing the deal. Funeral services were held at Chi cago over the remains of Bishop Do gan, who died at It Louis. Interment was la Calvary cemetery, TU tawtak distillery, Chi wink. ., waa partially wrecked by a boOet Hugh If niton aad Jamas were fatally oUi4. FARMER MADE $50,000 TOOK SIX THOUSAND ACRES ON WHICH TO DO IT. An Experiment In Farming Which Shows the Business Advantage of Some Methods. We know what the railroads did lsst year; we know what the manufacturers did; we know what the merchants did. In a year, then, like 1898, when records in so many branches of American in dustry were smashed, what did the American farmer do? Balance sheets are, unhappily, scarce among farmers; the few which are ta ken are hard to get at; for these reasons the one here presented is of especial in terest It is not a paper farm; it is not a paper balance; nor is It a paper farmer who makes this showing. It is what no American review has ever be-" fore presented to its readers an actual glimpse at the books and workings of a model American farm. This farm, lo cated in the state of Iowa, contains 8,000 acres and its business Is to pro duce corn. With this introduction Frank H. Spearman says, in the Review of Re views for March: Laak first at the Investment and note that the land was not bought In an early day for a song, but within three years and at the market price. INVESTMENT IOWA CORN FARM. Land 6,000 acres at $30 $180,000.00 Buildings 42121.64 biock 17.701. Zl Machinery , 17,773.98 Total $258,496.83 The operation of this fsrm for 1S98 shows a net profit of over $50,000. Put ting out of the comparison patents and good will, neither of which contributed to this result, what other line of bust ness on an equal capitalisation can make a better showing? EXPENSE ACCOUNT OR THE FARM FOR 1898. Labor $13,921.9 House supplies 4.368.81 Beef 4,368.81 Taxes Sundries Freight Twine Hay Insurance ..... Oil Repairs ., Legal expense Fuel 1.553.06 760.00 .. 500.00 437.25 339.19 200.00 169.62 112.80 40.05 7.20 Total $23,794.04 Less credit by discount 105.00 Less road tax 43.26 Total ...$ 149.26 Net expense of the Iowa farm for the 12 months of 1898.... $23. 644. 78 GROSS RETURNS FROM FARM. 215,000 gushels of corn 0 30c.. ..$64,500.00 20.000 bu. of wheat at 50c 10.000.00 28.000 bu. of oats for feed 7.850.00 Deduct the expenses 23,644.78 Net profit $50,855.22 A particularly valuable comparison of the expense difference between run ning a corn farm and a wheat farm of equal size is afforded by the fact that the owner of the Iowa corn farm also owns and operates a 6,000-acre wheat farm In the Red river valley of North Dakota. DAKOTA WHEAT FARM EXPENSE ACCOUNT. Labor $12,632.39 House supplies ..... 1,718.31 Taxes 1,202.90 Repairs 1,084.78 Machines 1,062.00 Twine 9S7.25 Fuel 495.90 Beef 462.80 Sundries , 649.10 Personal 254. 38 Freight 206.69 Oil 135. n Beeed 83.81 Hay 22.50 Net expense $20,998.63 GROSS RETURNS FROM DAKOTA WHEAT FARM. Credits by wheat shipments ..$40,050.00 Less expense 20,998.63 Net profit In 1898 ...,..$19,051.37 For the wheat farm 1898 was an av erage year, the yield being 18 bushels per acre and the price an average one. It has produced for its owner 17 suc cessive crops, one of which netted him $72,000. The two expense accounts show curl ous differences. In Iowa men are hired for the entire crop season of eight months at $18 and board per month. In Dakota they are hired for the actual seeding In the spring and the harvest ing In the fall at from $1.50 to $3 per day. In the end the labor, or money wage account, is about the same thing, as will be seen: but the house supply account Is much heavier on the corn farm. On the corn farm the Item of repairs was nominal, the plant under present ownership being new, while the Items of '.'repairs" and "machines" on the wheat farm represent the average an nual expenditure for replacing and keeping up the machinery. Twin is naturally the larger Item on the wheat farm. The Ixwa farm supplies Its own fuel. On the Dakota farm coal is re quied. Here, too, note that the corn farm Is planted with 800 bushels of corn, costing $180, while to bed the whest farm requires 8,000 bushels of wheat worth In 1898 $8,000. Again, in Dakota ISO acres of oats barley feed the 180 head of mules while In Iowa ISO acres of corn feeds the same number easily. These differences, together with the eed difference and the twine differ ence, sometime handicap the profit ac count of the wheat farm $10,000 a year to start with. The eaeentlal of a profitable farm are geod land, wall drained, but not too roll la;, and accessibility to reasonable transportation, six thousand acres, be lay; about three miles sc. ears, make the largest farm which can be oprated to advantage from a central station larger mileage simply means two or more farms. About April 1 men and mules move on the fields In battalions. Four-home seeders, four-horse harrows and six horse gang plows maneuver for six weeks like an army, sowing small grain Dlowlne and planting corn. The min ute the small grain la sown 31 corn planters are put behind the plows, and in this work lies the success or failure of the crop. Note, for instance, the pains taken in selecting the corn. A perfect stand of corn is the first requisite of a large yield. From a choice piece of land planted with se lected seed about 2,000 bushels of the flneirt ears are taken. From these an expert selects 600 bushels. These ear are placed on racks in a building ar ranged especially for a seed house. Whatever the termometer registers in Iowa, the temperature in that seed house never falls below freezing. All this Insures the highest possible ger mlnating power in the seed, and that alone might, in case of a cold, wet spring, save the entire profit of the sea son by producing a good stand. The planting must of necessity be done by machinery, and to secure the maximum yield three seed kernels must be dmpped In each hill. If five drop In, that hill is lost to the profit account; if only one, It Is partially lost, But, perfect as American farming machinery is, it does not leave the actory perfect enough to Insure against irregular planting. Patiently and by a series of exhaustive tests the planter plates are so adjusted to the sise of the seed kernels for each year that they will deposit an average ot 65 kernels to every 20 hills, and not more than four nor less than two in any one. So great are the precautions that before the seed Is shelled the tips and butts of the seed ears are cut off to secure ker nels of an even size. Even after this delicate adjustment of the best machinery In the world, foremen follow the 31 planters and at Intervals open hills to count the seed deposits and make sure that each ma chine Is doing its work. In addition, a purse of $100 Is split Into eight prizes between the eight men who do the best work and whose teams mark the straghtest rows. With such method is it any wonder that the crop on this farm averaged 60 bushels per acre. against the average of 32 bushels as given Iowa by the government report for 1898? When the 8,800 acres of corn are up and ready, 76 two-horse cultivators are put Into it The points In the first cul tivation one way and In the second the other wal is to get as close as possible to the corn; but after the pains taken to place It there no clod must be left on a plant. The neia nana musi un cover It and a foreman on horseback behind each 20 men is held responsible for his crew's work. In the third and final cultivation the earth Is thrown up against the plant, the small weeds in the hill being smothered and the large ones pulled by hand. It will be of In terest to merchants and to theological professors to learn that It is not the weed in the row, but the one in the hill which mars the beauty of the bal ance sheet The corn being now three feet high, the interlacing roots and the overhang ing stalks prevent further cultivation. Into this field, approximating one mile In width and six miles In length, are sent In October 75 wagons and men for the husking. Thl stakes 60 days and a row of cribs 10 feet wide and 16 feet high, half a mile long, are required to hold the crop. In harvesting the small grain It II threshed directly from the shock, sav ing the cost of stacking and handling. Elevators provide against beating. A further saving of from 6 to 8 per cent over the operations of the small farmer is effected by shipping to terminal point instead of selling to local grain buyers. Future options may also be sold against a growing crop on market bulges at a season when the small farmer could not ordlirlly deliver his crop. Tn s-,il is kept In a high state of fer tility by a rotation of crops so arranged that each piece of land bears three crops of corn, next one of wheat In which clover is sown, next one of clover plowed under; then follow again the three crops of corn. The clover Is simply a fertiliser, a portion only of the first crop being cut for hay and the remainder plowed un der to maintain the vitality of the soil. The large roots act as a subsoller and the decomposing vegetable matter re stores the nitrogen taken by the grain. In order that the mavlmum of field work may be obtained, no "chores" are required of the men other than the cleaning of their teams. These are fed, bedded and the barns cleaned by barn men. The results on this farm are are therefore secured by painstaking care and thorough methods. The question Is often asked. "What does it cost to produce a bushel of corri?" On this farm, the size of 35 or dinary farms, with a 60-bushel crop the cost was 9 cents per bushel to the crib. For shelling, shipping and com missions add another cent, making 1 cents in all. It Is evident, however, that had this farm been divided Into 35 farms, with 35 cooks and families, 35 dooryards and waste lands, the ex pense of raising a bushel of corn would have been nearer 16 to 18 cents. In any event, the cost varies from year to year with the yield. The only fixed estimate which the farmer can give Is the cost per acre for producing the crop. This remains always prac ttcaliy the same, and Is, roughly speak ing, $4-50 for small grain and $5 fot corisk The 1898 acreage of the farm was ap proximately as shown In the following brief table: Com 2.7O0 Wheat 1.2W ; Oats 70 Roads and trees 4W , Some Interest naturally attaches to the man behind the gun the man who, I In this Instance, has demonstrated that ' nothing pays better than farming While the element of foreign birth and ot oreign descent which has done sc much to develop the northwest Is ad mirable. It will still be a gratification to learn that this successful fsrmer li not of that element, but thst he ll purely and distinctly American. H comes from the stralghtest New Eng land stock and bears the nsme of one ol Hs most famous families. His ancestral kindred were among the molders of th republic, and represented their country st the courts of England, Russia and France; sat In presidential cabinets, la congress and more than once In the Whit bouse. The record almost spells the name. Less than 40 year of age,, he never saw a day's work on a fsrm until he bought on after b was 21. HI suc cess rather Indicate that there still ire farmer born, and that the capital aad energy put Into the manufaetarlag nd merchandising businesses, If ap plied today to farming, will yiatd equal' ly good returns. CONSUMPTION OF BftR. Some Startling Figures Subject. tfttf The enormous Increase in the pro luctlon and consumption of beer in !he last few years Is attracting world wide attention, .and both distillers and n ine manufacturers are complaining of the heavy inroads which this popular beverage Is making in their business. Although the per capita consumption in England is many tlrnes greater than m this country, it is rapidly growing here, and brewers prodlct that within She next five years the per capita con umptlon of beer In this country will be more than doubled. The brewers of the United States pay more than one-fourth of the eiitlre nternal revenue, and the combined capital of the breweries is more than If all the breweries In the United States were combined their aggregate capita! would be more than that of the lugar trust, tobacco trust, standard oil trust and coal trust combined. Rudolph J. Boeckhoff of the Home Brewing company, St. Louis, has com piled a number of interesting statistics n regard to the production and con sumption of beer, wheh wll prove revelation to a majority of people. The annual output of the breweries of the world reaches the enormous to tal of 199,006,017 barrels, which. If put up In pint bottles, would fill 59.356.804,88(1 Oottles. If these pint bottles were pack ed in cases of two dozen bottles each it would require 2,473.2iiO0 cases. Allowing 1,000 cases to the car, they would nil z,473,ouo cars, wnicn wouia make a train 98,928,0000 feet, or 18,717 miles long. If this train was separated and made Into trains of 24 cars each It would require 103,000 locomotives to draw them, and at least 615,000 train men to handle them. If these trains followed each other closely and were run at a rate of 20 miles an hour, it would take them 931 hours, or 39 days to pass a given point, To make the cases in which to pack this amount of beer would require 17.- 512.401,484 feet of lumber one foot wide snd if the boards of this amount, of lumber were laid end to end they would nclrcle the globe at equator more than 131 times. To construct these cases it would require 2,618,682 kegs of nails of 100 pounds each, or a total of 261,868,258 pounds of nails. The annual production of beer 1n the United States Is equal In value to five times the output of voal in the United States, twice the value of the wheat crop, twice the value of the corn crop, twelve times that of the production of pig Iron, 20 times that of petroleum, 25 times the value of the production of copper, 100 times that of lead, 150 times that ot zinc and 35 times the value of the lime produced In thjs country. It la worth five times as much as the cotton crop of the UnHed States, nine times as much as the oats crop, 40 limes that of barley, 15 times that ot potatoes, 150 times that of buckwheat 125 times as much as the flax crop, 110 times as much as the orange crop, 46 times as much as the entire grape crop and three times as much as the total hay crops of the Unltd States. The world's output of beer Is valued t six times as much as the hogs ot the United States, four times aa much as the cattle, 30 times as much as the annua) production of wool, 20 time that of gold and 30 times that of the illver product. on of the United States. It Is worth 200 time"i aa much 'as the molasses manufactured in this country, 10 times as much as the butter and 15 limes the annual production of cheese In the United States. The textiles manufactured in the United States are valued at only half is much as the world's output of beer ind the annual output of leather In this country Is worth only half as much as the beer produced In the world, and the annual output of dis tilled spirits in this country is worth only one-ninth as much. The average annual consumption of beer for each Inhabitant of the world ts four and one-third gallons, but If the iverage consumption of the world waa ts great as that of the United States it would be nearly 12 gallons per capita. If the world's per capita consumption nas as great as that of Germany It would require an annual output ot 1, !54, 193.548 barrels, and If it was a treat as that of Great Britain It would require 1.765,161,284 barrels, Instead of 199,560,000. In the German empire there are 21,50$ breweries and the annual sales of beer reach 51,710,719 barrels. In Great Brit- sin and Ireland there are 8.278 brew tries and the annual sales ot beer reach 17.41,6293 barrels. In Austria and Hun gary there are 1,725 breweries and 16, 140,322 barrels of beer are sold annu ally. In the United States there are 1,(80 Breweries and the sales of beer amount to 37,000,000 barrels annually. In Bel rlum there are 2.977 breweries and 7, 100,000 barrels ot beer are sold. In France there are 2,568 breweries and the annual sales amount to 7,100,000 bar rels. Russia has 1.127 breweries and tells $.700,000 barrels of beer. Den mark has 319 breweries and sells 1.500, M0 barrels. Switzerland has 298 brew tries and sells 1,400.000 barrels annual ly. Sweden haa 631 breweries and sell 1,200,000 barrels. The Netherlands haa 151 breweries and sells 1.170,000 barrel. Norway has 46 breweries and the sale amount to 470,040 barrels. Roumanla with 32 breweries sells 270.000 barrels. British India has 37 breweries and sell 161,000 barrels. Luxembourg has 1$ breweries snd sells 106.000 barrels. Spain has 40 breweries and sells 77,000 barrels. Italy ha 98 breweries and the tales of beer reach 08,000 barrels, while In Greece, where there are only nine breweries, $8,000 barrel of beer ar old annually. Bulgaria has 20 brew Hie and tell 40,000 barrel of beer, and servla, with 10 breweries, sell 41, MO barrels. . America ha the largest breweriea b the world, the average production of 6 brewery being lt.tK barrels, while those of Oreat Britain aad Ireland av. rage 1,718 barrel aad thoe of the empire eajy , carrei. KNEW EDISON AS A TRAMP, Death of D. O. Dyer Reoalls an In cident In Life of the Inventor. Jackson, Mich. Derrick O. Dyer, for many years train dispatcher for the Michigan Central railroad, died at his home on the Belden road south recently from Brlghfs disease. Mr. Dyer had been a telegrapher for forty years. Just at the close of the war he was sta tioned at New Orleans. "One day," Bald Mr. Dyer some months ago, "a gawky-looklng fellow walked In and asked If I wanted any help. I was In charge of the office at that time, and as we needed an operator I replied that If he could do the work he could get the place. He looked seedy In the ex treme. His clothes never cost a large amount and were worn and frayed. The man's general makeup hardly suited me, but in those days we met all sorts of people, so I thought I'd give the man a chance to earn a few dollars, If noth ing more. " 'Can you send and receive in good shape?' I asked him as he stood gazing about the room and looking at the In struments. " 'Oh, 1 guess I can do. anything ot that sort all right,' he said, and Just to try him I replied: 'Sit down here a few minutes at this table. I am pretty well tired and want a smoke anyway," " 'Say,' said the newcomer, 'I'd like a smoke myself if you have any spare tobacco. Mine gave out at the town be low here.' HE WAS A DANDT. "I got him a cob pipe, filled It up and he sat down meanwhile and took up my pencil. I had meanwhile broken off the report which was coming In like a shower. I forget what It was about but something, I remember, about Ben Butler. My light-haired friend lighted his pipe, swung one leg over the cor ner of the table, opened the key and leaned back In his chair and began to write. I watched him for a few mo ments, and then went to get a whiff ot air, for It awful hot. It was over halt an hour when I came back, but he sat there puffing away like a contented far mer, laying aside sheets of copy as if he was really resting. "Hard work,' I said, coming up to take my place again. 'Oh, no,' he drawled as he closed the key for a moment and lighted his pipe again. Such work as this never mothers me, some way. Lie down and take a nap and I'll finish this report "I did, for I was pretty well beat out ne woke me up a couple of hours later to say '30" was In. His copy was like print, even and handsome. Tou will do all right, I guess. We give $10 per month.' He paid no attention to what I said and I spoke to him again and said: 'Are you a little hard of hearing?" "He said he was. 'How do you lake matter from the wire. then. I should think it would bother you." 'It mlrht some folks," he said in his slow way. but It don't bother me any. Didn't you see I put my leg on tne lamtj when I began to "take." That's the way I hear. It's really easier than taking by the ear when you are used to It.' IT WAS EDISON. What's your name, please; I must put It on the list with the other boys? Tom Edison," he said; 'but if you want to be exact but an "A" in." I had never heard of Edison at that time, nor had anyone else, I guess; but It was he. He worked five months for me, then he wouldn't stay any longer. "He didn't have any money when he left, but I gave him a $5 bill for a lot of machines he had Invented while he was there. He slept the least of any man I ever knew. He did not mind about his meals. One each day seemed to do as well aa three. Food seemed a matter of Indifference to him. He would eat what was given him. I'll bet I have wakened In the night (we roomed together, for I liked him from the start) hundreds of times and found Edison pegging away on some little invention for the office. He was one ot the slowest men I ever saw In a general way. He wouldn't hurry If the house was on fire. Generally I figured It out that he never slept over two to three hours In the 24. "He was always broke, because he paid out his money to get things for his Inventions. We all thought he was a bit daft in those days. WAS DEAD BROKE. '1 remember his coming back to me one night looking blue. 'Say, dick," be drawled out In ii gloomy tone, ,'I haven't got but 75 cents and it's five days to the pay wagon." "We couldn't get lick down there those times. I said, 'Never mind, I'll lend you what you need." "That wasn't what I men tioned the subject for," he said. The Idea Is this: We get more than we ought to, don't weT I said I guessed I wasn't beating the hotel any. 'Well, now, you see. I'll Ive the next five days on that 76 cents. I won't go hungry, nor owe a cent at the end.' He did It Some days he didn't eat at all, then he would buy a loaf ot bread and a piece of meat take them to our room and make two or three meals oft that "Finally, one day he drifted off. X gave him a letter to help him, and It was a long time before I found him on the wire again. He said he had saved $75 and was going back north. He wanted to get a machine rigged up, he and was going horn to do It" When Edison became famous Mr. Dyer wrote him and received Invita tion to visit Menlo Park, but he never went He was quite as odd In some thing aa waa Edison, and quite a clev er Inventor himself. He never tired. though, of telling how Edison cam la and took the message with oae leg over the table and the cernoob pipe to hi mouth. "He seemed to be ta a state of ab solute beatitude," said Mr, Dyer, laughing as be told the tery.