Qardoon journal , K UIUI, fcM8OT, VIB. Manila used to be spelled with two It Is easy to guess who knocked f oat of it Spain baa discovered us aain; and Be second surprise was probably great er than the first Oolumbus has been called a pirate, a buccaneer and other harsh names, but history does not call hiai a Spaniard. The local poetess who sings "My heart seems cramped within its cage" robably should wear a larger corset One million collar buttons are used tn America annually and how so many an get under tlw bureau is a mystery. Dewey before he visited Manila wu a acting admiral; when he arrived he at considerable emphasis on the act- Grog to served to sailors and marine fel the navies of every nation In the world aave the United States. Uncle a'a aailors never get groggy. The Boston Herald thinks It is queer feat In the latest big horse race Vertigo voa by a head. Why? That's Just the hart i to go sailing around the track. The progress the South U making In Mootrlal development is indicated by iae fact that a company has been organ load to erect a carpet mill at Gaffney, tv a According to a thorough canvass of the subject it has been found that Dr. Mary "Walker is the only self-made u who has not applied for a general ship in the army. . The number of persons who "knew Oeorge Dewey when he was a MttJe hoy" has reached such proportions as sable them to be a factor In the next Presidential election. ' Kentucky cannot understand why the ommlssary department has ruled that "whisky is medicine and not subsist- Aren't the necessaries of life as subsistence? A New York man who has been writ Big letter to his "own sweet dear dar ling" has on his hands a $."X,000 breach of promise suit. His estimate was cor feet, anyway; she evidently was very ear. - John Bull is congratulating himself a the handy manner in which he pick et the winner. However, John had a great advantage. He has known for I time just how hard the Americans light The fellow who knows just how the war ahotild be conducted now is proba bly the same wiseacre who in times of peace devotes all his spare time to tell lag editors how , their newspapers Should be run. : Some day the government will abol ish the reservation, which makes lazy paupers and vagabonds of the red man. Then the Indian will depend upon him aelf and mix with the rest of the bu Ma race. As a tribesman he will cease to exist. As a man he will be devel- The individual will be saved the degradation and ruin of the Bribe. The fact that Cuban railroads have been getting their coal from the Uni te States while there are vast depou ta of coal in that island only needing Ike work of the miner is a striking In dication of the inefficient character of the administration which has prevail oi there, and which has made possible the present deplorable condition of the Pearl of the Antilles." 15 A RiWvn irlrl ia credited wl.fh flndlmr the cause of , bicycle collisions. She oayi: "It ia hypnotic Influence of con-j narrated attention, rendering the rementa lacordinate, bo that the become tiie victim of perverted toflexes of purposeless effort, and the oJhject eobject of an optical delusion." a toothsome morsel to feed one s of first public appearance I in busy roadways. i In naval warfare ha nothing at the hifalntin sensationalism aspect Bhewt it; there 1 no waving of swords mi cheering to the men, no prepara 4tea for heading the boarders and thus jprtrlag the enemy from hi hlp. It ia Bow a question of higher mathematlca M t how the gun shall be trained to the enemy's sbtps so far distant the men upon her are nndurtln- even with marine glasses. It , we omy, the gray brain tissue highly and properly organised i wins the victory. , H mam, bare live. fr awaae of humor, after aU. The Na ICMBJef Madrid, yast before the battle Z Embb, reasarked wHk doubie-iesd-CS eOr1t iBssmsss: "The mleer 59 Tackeea wfi content themeetves f-i sasafll aBBonetr1oo off the : of the fvJltppraes, bat will not te triaa." It sieo das concern ht War lb BstBl: If our own t aot trtasvph, of which H i jrast lBjjwsftii s eeacetve, M wHI t3 KT Masr sstlNBry atttance Ctmt Erltdn ai eaeiry take rra cVezsi tmm norMt, ch- l -TStzS Z3t VKftm teb the i g3 sjsjac-si,, , TmA woaM Cat la tar fitToaad. aaajtaaW WwKD I or UUlre," Lb WiAi'U:M."d iA triUUiUta of the Northwestern University of Evairs ton, 11!., who, when not tiuietlv pursu ing their stmlles, are on ilui) at th United States Uve-karlng station. Their greatest game of the past season oc eurred on a day when the twins (:' scr eral Eastern college wew bre.tklnir each other's bones on the foo. bull held. In the teeth of a living gale, with the air full of sU-ut and snow, the-4 brave boys, at the repeated risk of their own lives, brongbt oft" fifteen men from a shipwrecked vessel. Their iitanes were promptly added to the honor !o!l of the government service, and they have since received gold meilals to commeui orate the day. There are athletics and athletics. One result of the present war is to send people back to their long-forgotten geographies and maps. In these there are some confusions, because geograph ers do not all follow the same classifi cation as to continents and adjacent islands. For instance, one authority will class Cuba and Puerto Rico as Spain's "West Indian colonies," while another, equally reliable, will embrace them under "American possessions." In Asia the classification is still more perplexing. One writer will divide th" colonies of 8pftin Into the Philippine, Caroline, Marianne, Sulu nd oilier IkI ands, when some of them belong to the Philippine archipelago, and they tm frequently classed together by other authorities under the name first given. Some of the smalt islands are so sit cated as to be classed iu groups and given distinctive names, but the trad reports of the Spanish government take no account of such divisions, but class many of them together under the name of Philippine islands. Some Idea of the magnitude of the burden resting upon the Spanish people can be gained by a comparison with our own situation, says tiunton's Maga zine. Their national debt per capita Is about 4S pesetas, or $' in American currency. Mulhall, a few years ago, estimated the wealth of Spain at about $455 per capita; perhaps by this time It could be placed at $400. The per capita debt of the Spanish Government there fore is more than 20 per cent, of the per capita wealth of the entire nation. The debt of the United States Government which la 1S"V! amounted to two and three-quarters WLllons of dollars, stoTwi in January, at (net) $1,011,701.- 338.6. including the greenbacks. This would be a per capita indebtedness of about $1 1. The per capita wealth of the United States was. in 10, Sl.GSfl; now it is of course greater, but, even oa tuv ISSSjO basis, the per capita ludebuxliM of the Government to-day amounts to only 1 per cent of the per capita wealth of the nation. The p-r cipita in terest charge on this debt amounted, in 18Cfj-'&7, to about A cents; iu Spain tin annual cost of the public d;bt la nearly $8 per capita. Through the exertions of Mr. Abbott Kinney, the olflcers of the Amerl-u Forestry Congress have acceptnl tui In vitation to hold a 'summer session In California, probably In the Yosenilte Valley, says the San Francisco Call. The application of the principles of forestry to the preservation of our for est lands has bad the West for Its A dd Immense reservations of the public do main have been made west of the sotirl River, and. frequently, great pop ular discontent has arisen from denial of the right of free commons on th timber land of the government wl! bl anch reservations. Perlmps there l hardly any other object of governm n tal concern of more Importance than preservation of the forcst-produefng capacity of titular tracts. As present ed to our people, however, In the 's,-r-Tatiotis ait-endy made, St appears sim ply as a denial to them of the commer cial use of the forexts. Hence tiny have learned to decry the wbol pbiu. Forestry, however, does not imply de nial of the right to harvest tl:b;r, like any other crop, when It Is ripe and ready. It means that all timber of commercial dimension, and under, shah not be waatefully sncrim ed tn the har vest. The process of eliminating it for est may be slow, but its restoration I slower. When the groves are destroy ed the soil 1 washed away because no longer retained fn place by the wet of roots and fibres, and the surface, otir humid and shaded, is exposed to direct evaporation. The conditions of refor estation present problems that are verj costly, European government ore now spending hundreds of millions si. terracing mountain slopes to hold sol enough in which to plant swls and nursery stock of trees, which often have to be Irrigated or artificially shad ed while they get a footing. Eastern forests are rapidly disappearing. Thw pine lands of the northern peninsula ot Michigan and of Wisconsin and parts of Minnesota were sandy soils, covered with a light loam produced by tbe de caylng duff. When stripped of theli large titular, these lands were usual!; ravaged by fire, which destroyed the yonng growth and burned the II M top stratum. They are now bare, nm stretches. Deudrologiata, under State patronage, are trying to set thcin It the Norway sand-gristi that has 1ci so effective In holding the done I: Golden Gate Park, but scores of year, must go by before they will upor any considerable forest growth. Th reaten which drew its lumber suppl from these spent forests must, ver, soon, look to the Pacific coast for It supply of first-class lumber. If w learn In time how to harvest our l;im ber and at the same time preserve our forests, we have in them a mine of permanent wealth beyond computa tion. The quality of rapid growth will make our Western coast tbe source of supply, not only for our own country, but for the greater part of Kurope. Pieeerratlon la moet issentlsl. The only law a feMBf 1 tb Us FliOM an unusual standiwint Dr. Talmage in this diMiiucse discusses aniusemeiits and ui'l'lies tests by whii-h they may t known a good or bad, The text is Judges xvi, 25, "And it came to pgKB. when lheir hearts were merry, that they faid. Call for Samson, that he iny make us sixirt. And they alled for Saiiivm out of the prison houw. and he unide them isport." There were 3,fK)0 people assembled fn the temple of Pngon. They hud come to make iirt of eyeless Samson, They were all ready for the eutertainmeut They began to clap and pound, impatient for tbe amusement to begin, and they cried: "Fetch him out! Fetch him out!" Yonder I we the blind old giant coming, led by the hand of a child into the very midst of the temple. , At his first appear ance there goes up a shout of laughter and derision. Tbe Wind old giant pre tends he is tired and wants to rest him self BfaitiKt tbe pillars of the house, so be says to the lad who leads bim, "liritig me where the main pillars are." The lad dues so. Then the strong man puts his hands on one of tbe piliars, and. with the mightiest push that mortal ever made, throws himself forward until the whole house comes down in thunderous crash, grinding the audience like grapes in a wine press. "And so it came to pass, when their hearts were merry, that they said. Call for Samson, that he may make ns sport. And they called for Samson out of the prison houxe, and he made them (K)rt," Id other words, there are amuse ments that are destructive and bring down disaster and death npon the beads of those who practice them. While they laugh and cheer they die. The S.OiK) who perished thst day in Gaza are nothing compared with the tens of thousands 'Rho have been destroyed, body, mind and soul. by bad amusement and by good amuse ments carried to excess. In my sermons you must have noticed that 1 have no sympathy with eci-iesins- tlcal strait jackets, or with that whole pale denunciation of amusement to which many are pledged. I believe the church o Cod has made a tremendous mistake irf trying to suppress the sportf nines of youth and drive out from men their loe of amusement. If Cod ever impJunled anything in us, he inipfiuited this desire, lut instead of providing for this demand of our nature the cbun h o C-ini has fur the main part ignored it. As in a riot j the mayor plants a battery at the end of the street and has it fired off. so that everything is cut down that happens to stand in the range, the good as well as the bad, so there are men in the church who plant their batteries of condemnation and fire away indiscriminately. Everything is j condemned. They talk as if tiny would like to have our youth dress iu 1 hie uni- form, like the children of an orphan any- , bun, and tnnrch down the path of life to 1 the tune of the dead march in "S:sul."j They hate a hlne lash, or s rosebud in the l hair, or a tasseled gaiter, an.i think a man almost ready for the lunatic ay)uiu who utters n conundrum. j Youi c Men' Christian Associations ai, the country aie doing a giurtoiH work, j They have fine reading rooms, and ail the i influences are of the best kind, and are ! now adding gymnasiums and bowling al-j leys, where, without any evil surround-' Inirs, our young men tuny get physical s ' well as spiritual improvement. We are dwindling away to a narrow chested, J weak armed, feeble voiced raeij, when God calls us to a work in which lie wants physical as well as spiritual athlete. 1 j would to God that the time might soon come when in all our coilejfen and tiieo-j logical seminaries, ss at Princeton, a gym- j nnsinm shall lie established. We spend j fereu years of bftrd study in preparation i for the ministry and come out with bron-1 cidtis and dyspepsia and liver complaint, j and then crawl up into the pelpit, and ! the people ay, "Uoesn t he look heaven ly!" became he looks sickly. Let tbe church of God direct rather than attempt to suppress the desl.-e for amusement. The best men that the world evvr knew have had their sport. William Wilberforcie trundled boop with hi children. Martin Luther helped dress the Christmas tree. Ministers biive pitch?d qnolta, philanthro pist have gone a-skatihg, prime ndnUf ter have played kJl, Our communities are filled with men and women who have in their soul un measured resource for sportfulncss and frolic. Show me a insn who never liubt up with spartf nines and has no sympa thy with the recreation of others, and 1 will show you a man mho i a stumbling block to the kingdom of God. Such men are caricatures .of religion. They lead young people to think thst man I good In proDortion a be groan and frown and look, sallow, and that the height of a u.nn's Christian nature ia In proportion to the length of bis fse. I would trade off fiOOsach men for one bright-faced, radiant Cbrisiian on whose face are the word, "Rejoice evermorer Every morning by hi cheerful face be preichec fifty ser mon. I will go further sod say that I have bo confidence Id a man who make religion of bis gloomy look. That kind of a man nlway turn out l.ndly. 1 would not want bin for the treasurer or an orphan asylum. Tbe orphan would suffer. Go forth, O people, to your law fill amusement! God means yon to be happy. But when there are f many source of innocent pleasure, why tatnpet ith anything that is dangerous and por IntmaT .. . Now, sff ipera si m, theater, bowling alleys, skating rink and all style of amusement, good and had, I pat on trial to-day and judge thea by certain card' eat principle, fyst, yen may judge of any anmsement by Its healthful malt or by Its baneful reaction. There are peo ple who seem Made up of bard facts. They an a coksbiaatien of aumbUs" 7 lahlea and statistii-s. If you show them an fXijuixite picture, they i:i begin to difw iif-it the pigments involved in the col oring: if you thuw them a lx atitiful rone. they will mbuiit it to a tM.tanical ntiaiy i, which i only the post mortem exam ination of a flower. Tuey never do any thing more than feebly smile. There are no great tides of feeling anrging p from the depth of their soul In billow after bil low of reverU-rating !ai;j!hter. They ecm as if nature had built" tlu m by contract and made a bungling job out of it. Hut, blessed be God, there are people In the world who have bright faces and wboe life is song, an anthem, a pean of vic tory. Even their troubles are like the vine that crawl up the side of a great tower ou the top of which, the sunlight sits and the soft airs of summer hold perpetual carnival. They are the people you like to have come to your house; they are the people I like to have come to my house. Now it is these exhllnrant and sympa thetic and warm hearted w-opIe that are most tempted to pernicious amusements. Iu proportion as a ship is swift it wants a strong helmsman; in proportion as a horse is gay it wants a strong driver, and these people of exuberant nature will do well to look at the reaction of all their amusements. If an rfmusemenl sends you home at night nervous so you cannot sleep, and you rise In the morning, not because yon are slept out, but because your duty drags you from your slumbers, you have been where you ought not to have been. There are amusements that send a man next day to his work blood shot, yawning, stupid, nauseated and they are wrong kind of amusements. There are pntertninmetits that give a man disgust with the drudgery of life, with tools because they are rot swords, with working aprons because they are not robe, with cattle because they nre not Infuriated bulls of the arena. If any amusement sends you home lonjring for a life of romance and thrilling adventure, love that takes poison and shoots itself, moonlight adventures end hairbreadth es capes, you may depend upon it that yon are the sacrificed victim of unsanctilied pleasure. Our recreation are intended to build us up, and if ttiey pull us down as to our moral or as to our physical strength, you may come to the conclusion that they are obnoxious. Still further, those amusements are wrong which lend into expenditure be yond yonr means. Money mmit in recre ation is not thrown awiiy. It is all folly for us to cotne from a place of amusement feeling that we bare wasted our money and time. You may by it have untile an investment worth more than tbe transac tion that yielded you ?KI or $1,000. But how many properties have beet) riddled by costly amusements? Tie table baa been robbed to pr.y the club. The rlmmpnime has cheated the children's unrdrobe. The carousing party lias burned up the hoy's primer. The Inblectotti of the corner sa loon is In debt to the wife's faded dress -excursions that in a dtiy make a tour around a whole tiifiiilli's wages; Isjjiea v. 'io-e lifetime business it is to "go shop ping" have their counterpart In unedu cated children, bankruptcies that shock the money market end appall the church mid that send druukwincM staggering in ross the richly figured carpet of the iiiausion and dashing into the mirror and drowning out the carol of music with the whooping of I. loa ted sons come home to break their" old mother's heart. . When men go iuu HtniuK-nii-nts that they cannot afford, they first borrow what they cannot earn, and then they steal what they can not borrow. First they go into embar rassment aud theu InU theft, and hen u man gets as far on as thiit he does not stop short of the penitentiary. There Is not a prison in the land where there are rot victims of unsanctilied amusements. How often I have bad parent come to me and ask me to go and beg their boy off from the eonueuence of crimes that he hud committed against hi employer the taking of funds out of the employer's til! or the disarrangement of the arcotints. Why, he tihd sniaiy euougt, to pay all law ful expenditure, but not enough salary to meet hi ainful amusement. And again and again I havt gone and implored for the young mn souiciiio.cn, alaa, the pe tition unavailing! How brightly the path of unrestrained amusement n-ns! The young man says; "Now I am off for a good time. Never mind economy. I'll gel money somehow. What n fine road! What a beautiful day for a ride! Crack the whip, and over fh turnpike' Com, boys, fill high your glasses! Prink! Long life, health, plenty of rides just like this.'" llard-wurkiir,' men hear th clatter of he hixifs and i s k np and say: "Why, I wonder where those fellow get their money from. We have to toll and drudge. They do nothing." To these gay men life In thrill and nn excitement. They stare at other people and In turn are stared at. Tbe wajCn chain jingles. The rti foams. The elnvk flush. The eyes flab. . The niid,iigbt hears their guffaw. They swagtrer. They Jostle decent men off tin? sidewalk. They take the name of God In vain. They par ody the hymn tbey learned at their moth er's knee, and to ll pictures of coming diler they cry ont, "Who care!" and to the counsel of some Christian friend, "Who are yoaT Passing along the itreet some uight you besr briek in a grog shop, tbe rattle of the watchman' club, the ruish of the police. What is tbe mat ter now? Oh, thi reckles young man has been kflled in grogshop light. Carry him home to hi father's house. Parent will conic down and wash hi wound and close his eyes in death. Tbey forgive bim all he ever did, though be cannot In si lence ask it Tbe prodigal ba got borne at lat. Mother will go to ber little gar den and get the weetet Sower and twist them into a ehaplet for the ilent heart of the wayward boy and push back from the bloated brow the long lock thst were once ber pride. And the air will be rent with th father' cry, "Ob, my son, my son, my poor son: would Cod I had died for thee, ob, my son, my nonT - Ton may judge of amusement by their effect npon physic I health. The need of many good people ia physical recuperation. There are Christian men who write bard thing agalnat their immortal mul when there Is nothing the matter with them but an incompetent liver. There are Chris tian people who seem to think that it la a good sign to be poorly, snd because Bick er Baxter and Ilobert HaO wan in valid they think that by the skh- te the sae graadear of character. I waat to tell Christian iple that id will hold you responsible for your invalidism if it is your own fault and when through right exercise and pru dence you misiht be athletic and well. There are ioose who dare to shatter the plivsicnl vniw in which God put the jewel of eternity. There ore men with great hearts and intelh-cts in iMMlies worn out by their own neglects. Mnimitkeut ma chinery raiable of propelling a great Ktruria across tiw. Atlantic, yet fastened in a rickety North rirer propeller. Phy sical development which merely show itself in a fabulous lifting or in perilous rope aikiug or iu pugilistic encounter excites only our contempt, but we confess to great admiration for the mnn who ba a great soul in an athletic body, every nerve, muscle and lone of which is conse crated to right uses. Oh, it seems to nr outrageous that men through nealect should allow their physical health to go down beyond repair, speeding the rest of their life not in aotne great enterprise for God and the world, but in studying what i the liest thing to take for d?spsla. Again, judge of the places of amuse ment by the cmniianionship into which tbey put you. If Jou belong to nn organ ization where you have to associate with tie intemperate, with the andean, with the abandoned, however well they may be dressed, in the nstne of God quit it. They will despoil your nature. They will un dermine your.moral character. They will drop you when you are destroyed. They will not give one cent to support your children when you are dead. They will weep not one tear at your burial. They will chuckle over your damnation. Hut the day comes when the men who have exerted evil influence upon their fellows will be brought to judgment. Scene, the last day. Place, the rocking earth. En ter dukes, lords, kines, beggars, clowns. So sword. No tinsel. No crown. For footlights, the kindling flames of a world. For orchestra, the trmniiets that wake the dead. For gallery, the clouds, filled with angel spectators. For applause, the clap ping floods of the sea. For cnrtniiiB, the heavens rolled together as a scroll. For tragedy, the doom of the destroyed. For farce, the effort fo serve the world and God at the same time. For the last scene of tbe fifth act, tbe tramp of nations across the stage some fo the right, oth ers to the left. Again, any amusement that gives you distaste for domestic life is bad. How many briirbt domestic circles have been broken op by ainftil amusement? The father went off, the mother went off. tbe child went off. There are all around us the fragments of blasted households. Oh. if yon have wandered away. I wonld)ike to charm yon back by the sound of that one word, "home!" Po yon not know that yon have but little more lime to give to domestic welfare? To you not sec, fnthr-r. that yonr children arc soon to Jp Into the world snd all the Influence for good you nre to have over them you must have now? Iicath will break hi on your conjugal relation, and alas! yon hove fo stand over the gmve of one who perished tr.-.m yonr nerlcct! 1 saw a wayward husband standine at the deni!ib"d of his Chris-fin n wife, and I saw her point to a ring on her finger and beard her snr to ber he ;! ind. ! you see that rifg?" He replied. "Yes. 1 sc it." "Web said she, "do you re member who put it there T "Yes," said he. "I put it there." And a I! the p:':t seemed to rush upon him. By the memory of that day, when in the preset of men and angels you promised to tie ftiillifnl In joy and sorrow fttid in sickness and In health; by the memory of those pheasant hours when yon sat together in your new house talking of a bright future; by the cradle and the excited hour when one life v ns spared end another given; hy thnt sickbed, when the little one lifted np the hands and called for help and yon knew he must die, and he put one una around each of your nocks and bronchi yon very rieer tocether In thnt dying k! s; by the little grave in the cemetery that you never think of without a ru'i of lejcs; l.y the family Bible, where in its stor:e of heav enly love is the brief but expressive record of births snd death; by the rcylecr of the past and by the agonies of the future; !y a judgment dav when husband snd wives, parents and children. In immortal croups will s!ind to be caught up in shin ing array or to shrink down into darkness by all that. I let- you to jrive to home your best affections. 1 look in your ryes to-day, and I ask you the question that Cchnzi asked of ti e fUjuoammttr: "Is It well with thee? Is it well v.-i:,, thy hus band? Is it well v.itli thy chi'd'.'" Cod grant that it may lie evcrsustiim.y well! Let tue ny to all young men your style of fttiHinement will decide yonr eternal destiny, oh. young man. will the good anel sent f"rtli hy Christ or the bad angel s" forth by sin get the victory over yoiir.sfiuij .Their wings are Inter locked ti ts moment shore you. contend ing for your destiny, as store tbe Apen nines rath' 'and condor light mldsky. This hour may decide ymir destiny. Cod help you. To hesitate Is to die. CwpyrigM. IS'is. . Anarchy. We have proved beyond question thnt we can have a strong government without either nobility or king. There !s less governmeut in the Uuitcl Btntcs here to-day than In al most nny other country of Iho world, a nearer. approach to what the phil osopher would call anarchy. Anarchy docs not uiean disorder, when ft phil osopher is talking; it mean merely the absence of external government. And that Is the Ideal that we are approach ing. Rev. M.. J. Savage, i'murliin. New York City. A War of High Motives. We hare reason to to proud that our own na tion has risen atiove selfish considera tion, ba dared lo do an unconventional and a humane national set and Is will ing to take all consequence. 1 believe with all my hear, that tbl war will Iw distinguished among tbe armed con flicts of all time as a tsar from high motives and ume'nsh, humane and Christian purjKcs. Rev, J. C. Adams, Universalis!, Wllllsmaburg, N. Y. Punishment. There must bo punish ment ss long ss there is sin In the uni verse. If tbsrs Is sin forever, then there rutist be pualsbrncnt forever. Kcv. W. O. Partridge, baptist, Cincin nati, 0. Unrest W hat makes unrest? Pride, ambition, selfishness when w feel slighted or are disappointed In any thing, then peace floe. Bev. O. Bough too, atetkodist, OlnclaoaU, a I Have No Stomach Uld a jolly man of 40, of almost lder nuie rotundity, "ince takiim Hood's tarsaparilia." What be meant w that hi grand direstive tonic had o eoui ilete:y cured all uistrcs and disagreeable lyspeptic symptom that he lived, ate a-ud lept in comb.rt. You. may be put into his delightful condition if you will Uk Hood's Sarsaparilla Whyf Why 'sn't kis-ung the wrun;? girl a , ilunderbnss? Wliy isn't nn insani hall-tosser a rrackexi pitcher? Why not term tbe goneril's chart a lrwn bittle? Why can't baby shad enough tear a drown its noise? Why shouldn't people who wear aaste jewels be stuck up? Why are so few peopie content with .heir own condition, HEIRESSES ON A LOCOMOTIVE. Mrs. Oelrich and Mis Fair Sid Milm In tab. On the recent homewnrd Journey (rem the East Mr. Ut-rmun Oelrlcha and her sUtar, Mis Virginia Fair, two at California' wealthiest hedreesea, rode a part of the way In the cab of a locomotive. This novel experience was partly of their own seeking. It wtts suggested, however, by Meivln Shell, the engine of the train on wh4ch they were travel lag, who hspiMMJwd to have known thr father, the late Senator Fair, ta the pioneer days. At Promontory, fifty-three miles west of Ogden, the train on which the heiresses were had to wait ovr for some time. Mrs, OelrSchs and ktls Kalr availed themselves of the delay by UkJns a little walk on the track, From the window of hi cab l&agSneer Shell recognlzid them, and said to M fireman, Jim McUrUle, "Why, there are Senator Fair's daughter,' El remark ws audible to the tw ladies, and, golcjf closer to the cab, Mr. Oe'.richs said: "You seem to bav known my father." "Yes, madam." replied tbe engineer, "J know your father when be wa rar ning the Comsttock mine." He Uh-b -ocallwl to the slaters pome Incident! if thi-lr childhood" which Hill resuaiaed fondly treasured In their mtiuorlea, 'juefc'Jon atd aawe.r oon broadened to a regular co a versa t ion between th4 heiress sod the engineer. The ttm for the train to shirt rume around. Then Melvln b"!,e!l, 'in an lotenltj of frlendiih'p. blurted out: "LgtUas, 1 beg your jMiilon, but aren't you tire" of rliling la that at u fly Pullman lcl there? Wouldn't you l!Ue to r!3te I while ta the cab, whtre'll you get som fresh air?" The sisters stared at the engineer fo a moment, too startled to pak. Tbef the- bumor of the situation eaugbi IhcfU, aad, ticJiajriIng glances, tbej burnt Into a hearty laugh. "Shall we?" Jmpiirod Mm. OeirichJ of M!a Fair. A nod from Mia Fail teUlt-d tbe question, and la a second o) two EnvitHtir Shell was assisting Mrs Hermann CMrich and Mli VlrgWl Kalr Info Ms cramped and grimy quae ters. Dlm-lly afterward the oonduo tor's signal was given, and pulling hit valve open W,t!neer Shell ate rj locomoUve No. 1N of the Central Pa clfic Hoad, with It Increased, crenr off for tbe next Nation. At W11, whew the ttralu stopped a? tin, He heir, flashed, aooty an1 with their dainty finery la sad disar ray, parted cougniy with their fU ex's friend, the hospitable engineer. In confidence to their actiuiatauc In the prior car they afterward KaU that they would not have mimed th ride In tbe cab of tbe locomotive "No aot for anything."- San FratuJaco Ex anj'ner. Tit TBE EXCELLENCE OF SYRUP OF R2S is due not only to the oriu-in.lif . 1 in illicit v of the combination ht to the care and skill with which It to manufactured by scicntlflo priiinssai known to the Cauronaia Flo 8raa Co. only, and we wish to impress a post all the importance of purchasing 'he true and original remedy. A tfc genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured by the CauroHKu Fio Sravr Oow ' only, a knowledge of thai fact wiU auiht one in avoiding the ft Ills imitatious manufactured by other pas -ties. The high standing of the f-a-roaviA Fio Sruur Co. with the aaodt eel profession, and the satlsfaetioa1 whioh the geaalne Syrap of Figs hat gifoa to millions of famillea, wakes the name of the Company a (annate of the excellence of Its raaaedy. It wr in aavBDos or ail otoer laaatts as It acts on tbe kidneys, Hear dow is wiinoui lrntaUng or 1 rag uaena, ana ll Ooes aot (Tips naoseswe. in oroeraogetlU h eSseta, pieaes rsmssaoar she Ui Com peaty C1LTOSS3A HQ STKC? Ob eal 'L lavcf ami