Sarrieon "Journal. , Bl casus. tASBXMV, 1KB. One funny suggestion In unexpected ly alighting from a bicycle is that of getting off a thing Impromptu. Tbe story that kissing to good for in digestion probably was starred by somebody who sella hot mi ace plea. It looks as If rowdyism would be conspicuous by its absence from the base-ball diamond of 1S'J8. Let us hope The MerslDa Incident give Abdul Hamld reason to siwpect that the con cert of Europe was a summer garden o7alr. Spring, summer and autumn are the met for the amuteur poet. Jack Front' t rime is the most seasonable for winter. No evidence Is required to show that wearing a campaign button on the la pel la no specific against the wearer turning his coat They are finding all sorts of things In Alaoka and Britten Columbia nowa day excepting names which a white i can pronounce. Two-hirda of the population and vot er of Greater New York are either for eign born or natl ve born of foreign par ants. It's a coainopolis, Indeed. "Divide and Conquer." It Is an old Military maxim, but a quarter of a million New-Yorkers have bad . a fine opportunity to learn that It faJla In politics. A beautiful young woman In New York who la shortly to be married has completely lost the sense of touch. She'll be sadly handicapped, financial ly, aa a wife. A Boston society girl has been sent to sanitarium because of a "queer hal lucination which leads her to partially disrobe whenever she la In a crowd." Does she Imagine she la at the seaside or the opera? Miss Amy Skillln, of East Corinth, Me., who found twelve four leaf, three five-leaf and one six-leaf clovers on a tingle plant, the other day, is an extra ordinarily lucky girl lucky enough to have a better name some day. Street-cleaning and Improved sanita tion are allies of temperance workers. "You come and live in our court," said a drunkard In a wretched London quar ter, "and you'll soon take to the gin." A beter environment, a larger moral hope. The latest literary periodical makes a virtue of announcing that books will be reviewed In It on their merits, with out regard to whether their publishers advertise In the periodical or not. Can It be that books have ever been re viewed on any other baaisr Prof. Thomas It. Frazer of the Uni versity of Edinburgh has discovered that the bile of a serpent Is an effective intidote to Its bite. But the difficulty In lassoing a snake and extracting bis bile after he baa inserted his molars will ever rise up as a wall of fire and eauae the snake-bitten mortal to cling to that other and pleasanter and thor oughly efficacious extract of corn aa the remedy to be clung to and revered. With self-respecting and earnest men of good standing taking active part In politics, from the holding of ward pri maries to the day of national elections, the basic system of American politics would be found sound and beneficent, losses would be Impossible. Machines would be Impossible. Better men would ! found available for public office. Corruption In office would be rare. It la pitiful that as yet Americans them selves so not realize this fact as they should. Are we not entirely too fast? Is speed oo be the end of our efforts or only a moans to something vastly better? Is it well to do work quickly. But la It so 't we art only to keep on working? We should say not It Is not through booms and dealt and record-breaking alone that the kingdom of heaven It to come to man. If increase of speed enables us to achieve more In given pace of time It should also enable us to have more leisure for the enjoyment of that which we hare achieved. If It more wealth It thould mean i rightful use of wealth. If It mean rk it should also mean more day. Hot Tory lose ago a stray Item of satMsa reached a missionary among Om Indians of tfce far West, to tb of tact that braided palmetto bats were Brack worn, and the remembered what fan an had thought that braiding was, wfcan aha waa a little girl In Louisiana. It lashed upon her that corn-busks Bright bt used for the same purpose, and before evening she bad gathered a rd of eager Indian boy around her taught them to fashion very pre- eemtable halt. "I believe they will sell, an told the young Indiana, and they hnvt been sold. "But even if they do at," on lad replied, "we shall never Bar t buy any more for ourselves." Ca tho ate braiding of palmetto, learn ad ha (tnldhood, ha resulted In crest tit? a now radaotry for the Indian. It ta always aa. Whatever la useful that Itsfnt thoroughly and well ta quit at mm Into sortie la latf- Ufa Otis track t bt tost trht should bo the aim or education, but rather the atta'nment of the power to gain It and to use It as occasion re quires through life. The well-educated man of the future will not be the one whose memory holds Intact the accu mulations of years of study. He will forget much that be has learned at school and college, but be will rejoice in the ability to seek for what he needs, to find It and to arrange and use It in such a way aa to conduce to the suc cess of his undertakings and the rich ness of his life. The discipline which leads up to this power cannot be begun i too early or carried on too faithfully through all the years of preparation for life. The Salvation army has settled 1U first "farm colony" at Soledad, Monte rey County, California. The San Fran cisco Call, describing the scene at the departure, quotes Major Winchell of the army as saying: "We have drawn up an official contract which contains no more restrictions than Is considered necessary to guarantee good faith from both parties. It provides that no less than $1.50 a week shall be paid by the colonists on each acre of land they take up, but this payment Is not rent, for each colonist Is credited with the amount on the purchase of his little farm. No one will pay a cent more for the land or the Improvements than It actually costs, and it is presumed that at the end of ten years the colonista will be sole owners of their farms. If we can accomplish this we shall con sider we are doing a great work. Dur ing the time these payments are being made the colonist agrees to abide by the rules and regulations that may be necessary for the preservation of disci pline, and also agrees to sul "nit to the decision of the officers of the colony In any case where they may be called up on to arbitrate. With honest, practical, hard-working men this scheme cannot possibly fail." It has long been known that cheese is one of the most valuable articles of ta ble food. Its value in economical die taries is thoroughly established, but in this country It has not been given Its rightful place upon the table of working people. The English laborer finds it as appetizing as butter and as nourishing as meat. The English novelist, It may be wild in passing, recognizes Its Impor tance by classing It with the essentials of life in "Bread and Cheese and Kisses." Becent discoveries of the Wisconsin experiment station of the na ture of the Inherent digestive quality of cheese will give a decided Impetus to the always Increasing use of this val uable food. It Is only a cultivated taste which relishes the "live" essence of aged cheese, as It does the rank taste of game that Is "high." The knowledge that the fundamental changes In ripen ing cheese are not due to bacteria, but to chemical changes In the milk fer ments, is not only a valuable scientific discover-, but It will have wide results In future methods of curing cheese, and aid the development of that particular branch of daily Industry. Hereafter bacteria may be cultivated to give fla vor to cheeses demanded by various palates, but the constituents of cheese which are readily digestible In the solu ble condition of cured cheese can be considered aa a chemical compound, and will doubtless be so prepared for table use. There Is not a single State nor terri tory In the Union In which there Is not a trial for murder pending. In the State of Kentucky there are forty-sev en cases concerning ninety-one prison ers for murder awaiting trial. In Vir ginia there are at least twenty-three charges of murder. In the first State only seven of the men In jail to be tried for the capital offense of murder are negroes, In Virginia there are eight. North Carolina baa twenty cases or more, Georgia twenty-seven, Louisiana a score, Texas thirty-two or thirty- three, Missouri twenty-four, Illinois six teen, Indiana seven, Michigan three, Ohio eight, Pennsylvania twenty-six. New York forty-two, Connecticut, Rhode Island and Vermont one, New Hampshire baa just settled one of her three by a sentence of thirty years Im posed upon s crazed assassin, Califor nia has twenty-seven cases on ber dock et, and altogether with a dozen more or lest there are 280 charges of murder on the criminal dockets of the various States and territories. Some 6f these have only passed aa yet from the hands of the coroner or committing magis trates, others are on trial, some are on appeal and a few have gone through all the judicial procedure and the con victed men are only awaiting the execu tive action of the law to complete their record. What an awful showing thlt la. It becomes the more significant as It is observed that there it no domi nating cause of these crimes, unless It be that In the large cities they are more frequently connected with" robbery . Love, revenge, madness, pure thirst of shedding blood, gain. Jealousy, political wrangles, family feuds and drunken brawls are a few of the source from which the homicidal acts have origin. Some teem not to have even the plea of madness, to which to many of the causeless Crimea are referred. It Is a mooted point whether legal punishment has any deterrent effect upon crime, but no one can note the terribly sug gestive figures given above without an earnest wish that punishment have a real test A Narrow Far ape. Ton ought to have your ear boxed," said Mist Bharplolgb to young Fresh man, who bad just stolen a kiss. "Won," be asked, "why don't you doitr 1 would," the replied, If I had a boi larg enough." bar twa object In life; rtea. tho other it U bo- Moat aa niatehtan BEWARE OF PAPERS. "MITROPOLITAN" SHEETS ENE MIES OF THE PEOPLE. fhrr Ar Soma Exception, bat Thojr Are Few and Far Betwecn-Th Pal4 Agcnti of Advertisers a ad BelBafe) Interest. Touts of Trvata. The following, taken from Walter Vrooman's paper, illustrates clearly tht wisdom of extending the circulation of ur party literature, if we would have the people know the truth: The attempt of the gold press to ar ray the agricultural producers against the city laborers, and the mechanics gainst the agriculturists. Is cruel and deliberate. And this power to deceive tnd mislead carries with It the power f life or death. Suppose I were to go to Mr. Jones and tell him that Mr. Smrrh bad de clared to me that be was going to shoot him on sight, and that I had seen him purchase a revolver for that purpose: and then I should go to Mr. Smith and tell him that his friend Jones had Just armed himself to the teeth for the pur pose of killing him, stating that I had heard him swear and curse and declare before heaven that Smith should not live another day. Now, suppose these two neighbors, heretofore warm friends, were to approach each other, and Smith, as a precaution, would reach his hand toward his hip pocket, and Jones, la order to save his life, would pull out his weapon and fire, both men shooting each other at the same time. The result would be two dead fools, the victim of one live liar. Now, the modern newspaper Is a cor poration, formed for the one purpose of paying dividends to stockholders. In order to make money it must serve the people who have money, for now all the profits of the great dallies are derived from the sale of space in their columns, the receipts for the sale of papers not covering expenses. The business man ager, with a few exceptions, controls the editorial department and dictates all politics. So we poor wayfarers, hungry for information concerning some Important Interest, seize UKn a learned editorial In a great metropol itan dally, and while we think we are being Instructed by the weighty opinion of some friendly and scholarly writer, we are in fact reading the paid adver tisement of our enemies, placed in the paper to confuse us. When, in the news department, we read a speech or an Interview, it is often so garbled that the meaning is quite changed. And what we consider to be a simple state ment of fact is often a doctored narra tive, containing fictitious figures, and printed for the sole purpose of mislead ing the public. Humor of the Truat. As was to be expected, the biscuit trust has announced an advance In the price of its products. For certain brands of goods the price has been marked up as high as 30 per cent, over former prevailing rates. A peculiar feature of this Increase In price is that it Is made on the staple products of the trust. The advance is much les pronounced in the finer grades. As usual, the people who have the least money to spare are made the victims of the combine. Staple grades are, of course, much more largely in demand than the finer grades, and an Increase of price on the former means more profit to the trust than an advance in the price of the latter. With a delicate sense of humor the managers of the trust say: "It Is tTue the wholesale price has been advanced, but not enough to affect materially the retail price." The retailers will see the fun in mis when they buy a bill of goods at a 30 per cent, advance In price and then try to sell them to consumers at the old rate and make a profit on the transaction. But the po.v people who are forced to pay larger prices for the necessities of life through the benefi cent operations of a Republican pro tective tariff will not be able to see tne Joke. When the nail trust, the ma chinery trust, the enameled ware trust. the beer trust, the thread trust, the cotton hose trust, the tinware trust and the rubber goods trust follow the ex ample of the biscuit trust, then the merry humor of the situation may dawn upon the people. The trusts are In the saddle. On with the dunce. More Money Needed, The Hon. Oeorge A. Uroot, of Cleve land, Ohio, left the Republican party Ave years ago because he believed its financial monometallic policy a mis take. Two years ago he received the entire vote of the People's party In the Ohio Legltsature for Senator. He was an enthusiastic Bryan supporter, being chairman of the committee to notify Mr. Bryan of bis nomination by the na tional silver convention. Mr. Oroot considers the money question the one of greatest moment In the present po litical situation, and thinks that those who depend on a tariff bill to relieve the present financial distress will be greatly disappointed at the final result. He sold recently: There is a great clunge of sentiment in Ohio since the election, and the change is going on very rapidly. Not lny pssKC that a number tin not tell me they are aa tin tied that tliey ninuY a great mis take. TUey have come to realise that the money question Is the only one really before the American people, and which will never be truly settled until it Is set tled right. McKlnley and bit adminis tration will not give us any more money sod tbe people begin to appreciate the fact. Business continues to grow less, not only in Ohio, but everywhere else In tbe country. Times will not Improve In the next for year, but will grow ttradlly worst each year. My reason for making tbe statement la because there It no store money being pat Into Hmlstios, at orb it Mag More away fat I the population It constantly Increasing, sak ing a larger volume neceaaary 'or transaction of ordinary business. Either of the above causes will cause s fall Is price, tod s constant fall In prices meats Increasing bard times. Cotton and Silver. Cotton manufacturing In Mexico 1 nourishing, but In New England tho wages of 40,000 operatives have been cut 10 per cent because of poor busi ness. In Mexico the conditions of success are made possible because of the free coinage of silver and the pre mium on gold, which serve as a bar rier against Imports from gold coun tries. In discussing thlt question the Mexi can Financier says: "Mexico's Impor tations of cotton cloth from England during the past tea months have de clined 7,82,eo0 yards, or 19 per cent, contrasted with Imports for the tame time last year, and Imports from the United States have decreased 1,531,135 yards, or 25 per cent." New mills are going up In Mexico, and those now in operation are report ed to be making from 40 to 00 per cent profit on their product. Another Important factor in the causing of poor business for the New England mills Is the retaliation of Can ada for the IMngtcy bill. As proof of this statement the following monthly record of tx porta of cotton goods to Canada since the enactment of th Dlngley law, in comparison with the same months last year, Is significant: Exports of cotton cloth to Canada (yardsj: lt)7. ISM. July 1.477,538 3,744.75 August 832,023 4,310,471 September HO,Hti5 8,WJ7.7U October 5!I7,4'.8 3,934,47V This is not all. Exports of the prod ucts of American cotton goods to for eign countries generally have largely fallen off since the passage of the tariff bill. The Pittsburg Post shows that for September and October under the Dlngley tariff the exports amounted to f2,43.870, but for the same months last year, under the Wilson tariff, they were $3,5WI,3G0, or nearly a million dol lars more. Thus the cotton Industry Is handi capped In two Important matters. The Dnlgley tar"T prevents exports to Can ada and Europe, while the gold stand ard cuts off trade with Mexico. The mor J of the question Is that bi metallism is the best kind of protec tion. It at once breaks the buck of monopoly rind at the same tim stim ulates the home markets. Economy in ling Killing. For those who have but one or two or even three bog to kill, it Is far cheaper to take these where a larger number are to be slaughtered, and where there are all conveniences, than to kill the lioffs at home. Heating the water and getting uady generally take a good deal of time. When this is don the work of killing and dressing re quires comparatively little time. It Is far better for farmers to co-operate in this work. Every fanner who has only a few hogs to kill can have this Job done for him much cheaper as well as more easily than he can do It for him self. Corn Cob for Kl-dllne. Com cobs are often used for kindling Ores. Hut while they light easily, the cob being solid doe not create a draught of air and the fire soon goes out Finely spilt kiudllng is much bet ter, as It gives more heat, and thus sets fire to the heavier wood. But If d!ped In kerosene and placed under the wood, tbe cob will furnish beat enough to light dry wood In large pieces without using any other kindling. It is the only way In which kerosene oil can be used with safety In lighting fires. Worrying tbe Cow. A rough, quick-tempered man should never be tolerated around the cow sta ble. The cow loves quietude. Any dis turbance which excites her lessens. If It doe not stop, the secretion and flow of milk. It Is very easy for an em ploye, by kicking and beating t cow just before or while he It milking, to lessen ber milk flow by one-half. This Is called "holding up" the milk. It ! really a prevention of milk secretion, and tbe milk thus lost doe not com down at any subsequent milking. Reed Look I on to the Fntnre. Tom Kecd does not propose to be t hired hand for the present administra tion, particularly when he cannot help but be aware that tbe policy of the administration It In many respects no.' favored by the majority of the panv and certainly not by the majority oi the people of th United States. Mr Iteed expects to be In the political bust ness long after the present Congress and tbe present administration have Itassed Into history. x. Pa a per Waet for Americana One of the first and most striking features of Republican prosperity U tbe Inauguration of ptuper wages among American workingmen. We have heard a good deal first and last about the pauper wages of Europe, but before the end of Mr. McKlnley't ad ministration we shall see them fat tened on the wage earners of tbe coun try In every sphere of labor. Yoke fr Oian. One of tbe simplest and easiest yokes for oxeu Is a Rooden betin bound to the head by straps. Here the nnturnl strength of the neck It brought lulo play ntid no hold back straps are nec essary, ns the yoke does not work back and forth, The system Is In common use la many parts of the world. ' Bedding of Horse. Furnish all horses and colta will good, dry bedding. Colts are apt to tllp and become Injured If kept oa wet, bar floor, and It It abaolot eraelty to nwke a tired work or driv ing Rome g witaoat good bad. Try It yoarssit I I -' (I f at I i i i t j) ii- r C'brap Shelter for Ptock. A framework of heavy poles, with poles or rails over It and entirely cov ered with straw or corn fodder, is sug gested by the New England Farmer as a very good, warm shelter at a slight expense. The satisfaction of having stock comfortable w!H alone amply re pay the cost of it Such a shelter will answer for poultry, pigs or any kind of farm stock. Years ago it was thought the proper thing to winter stock around the straw stack, "to harden them," but opinions have changed, and every one A CHEAT STISAW SITED. Is forced to admit that It pays well to stable all kluda of stock. The CominR Farmer, The man who has worn out his furm will have hla mind somewhat worn, ami It will need overhauling before success will be fully reached in reno vating tho will. The fanner's mind must 1m' fed first, the food for the mind Is education. When the farmer has a longing for more knowledge than he gains each week from Uic.se columns, then we have awakened In liim a spirit of Investigation to find out how to re store to his soil Its lost cro; capacity, lie will be;;in to Invest In stock and he will become more of a flesh-growing farmer and seller Instead of a grain seller. Instead of selling his capital tsoll fertility) with the jrrnln he manu factures the grain Into tlesh, builds up his farm and gets on in the world more contented. The young farmers are becoming our rendlns farmers. They consider as a part of their equip ment the knowledge of soils, the value and blending of feeds and the scientific rotation of crops. The farm is his bank, the so-Il his working capital, and with well-fed mind and soil he will be prosperous and contented. Farmer Guide. A Wood-Sawlns: Kevlce. Rawing wood is hard work at the best. No small purt of Its lrkomiess is the necessity of holding down the ttlck with one's knee while the stick is being sawed. The sketch, which or iginally appeared In Uie American Ag riculturist, shows a mechanical holder whose construction Is seen at a glance. The rod is of steel, so that It can be Iw'nt tightly over the wood. The pegs and the ratchet permit Its use with either large or small sticks. Anile with Rtable Manure. It may seem strange to advise ap plying wood ashes unleached to sttiWc manure Just before H Is plowed nnder. Yet this Is often a good thing to do. While exposed to the air, especially If the manure be wet to as to leach the ashen, there will be some loss of am monia. But so fast as the manure and ashes are turned nnder, this waste of ammonia cease. Tbe ashes cause the manure to ferment rapidly, and in con tact with the soil none of tho ammonia will be lost. In fact, much of tt will combine with the potash In the ashes, forming a nitrate of potash, which Is the most effective manure known. Plat Btnnted In Winter, Until a pig gets to weighing fully 100 pounds It requires warm sleeping apartments and a considerable variety of food to prevent U from being sunn ed. A young growing pig should never be fed on corn exclusively at any tea ton. In cold weather It may have skim milk with wlumt middlings fed warm, tnd with a little corn meal mix ed with M. On such n ration and with a warm bed to tlecp In, the pig will thrive nearly as well aa In summer. To Lighten "prioa Work. Winter work cannot alwayt h dont ta tolt tht coDTenltnie of tb farmer, aa BtvarMy cold weather, IMritOVKD BAW-IltXK. a, XL. rains and other obstacles are to be at but there Is much work put off until spring that could be done In winter. Ia the spring, at soon is plowing and planting must be performed, dozens ot Jobs come up to be done In a hurry, and all seem to need attention at once. D is then that the farmer flndt that ha has been neglectful and failed to pr pare for spring. Wagons are to Iron, repairs are required for Implements, seed is to be procured and fertllltot must be purchased. At the same tlmt every other farmer Is busy and caa render no assistance, while merchant! who have many orders on hand cannot supply the needed articles promptly. The way to make the spring operation! easier and save time is to do as much to lighten the spring work as possible. Creamery Hhark. The "creamery shark" Is again at work In New York State. What It a creamery shark? lie looks like a man on the outside, ami he can talk like a phonograph. He goes about trying to Interest fanners In building co-opera tlve creameries. Ills favorite plan la to Interest some "prominent eltlten" by offering him a number of shares of the stock. Then the two worthies go atsjut getting farmers to sgn a con tract agreeing to buy a certain num ber of share. The contract usually calls fur an expenwlve plant, and In tht end the farmers find themselves sad dled with an outfit costing from 25 tt 40 per cent, more than reputable deal ers would charge for it. Tbe creamery shark thrives on deception and fraud His chief argument Is that ty saving advertising and other expenses, be It able to give farmers cheaper rates fot goods handled by old-established firms Our advice is never to buy without Drat corresponding with manufacturers of long standing - Itural New Yorker. New tiotliea Post. It Is believed that this clothes post will fill a long felt want. It Is titled up with a double line running over a wheel at both ends. There It a supjKrt on which to set the clothea basket anil a small rainproof box for hold ing clothes pins. One can thut set the basket of. clothes down an J . down an J. j e d to plnf upon tJhjf p r o c e them Hue, moving kVf iL& -w'r'if the u '? " fastai ne along aa fast as the clothe are put upon It, the whole wash ci.otiiks ror. and thus bung out without moving a step or once lifting the basket. I-f the ground be wet or covered with snow, this Is an Import ant point. This plan also saves much labor if one endone wheel can be attached to a iiont on the back veranda or porch, unlng the basket support and the pin lxix as on the regular post. Thlt will obviate the necessity of stepping out u)Kin the ground at all, either In hanging out or taking In tbe clothes. IlixnnBC of I nprilitiille Cows, The Toronto Globe says a Canadian farmer who kept twenty-four cowt and two hired men, tested his cows with the Itulicock test and found that eight were unprofitable. He disposed of them and let one hired man go, and at the end of the yeor found that be had made as much money from tbe slxteea as from tbe twenty-four. Now be has got down to twelve good cows, and ex pects aa much from them as he made from twice that number. Now be can Increase up to his original number at faat as he can find or grow good cowt, and Increase bis profits. Value of the Farm. Waldo F, Brown, In the Cincinnati Gczette, says for ten years past be has estimated what bis farm was worth to his family, and finds that at fair Wl uatlon the farm was paying over Kper cent, on tbe Investment If only enough were sold to pay taxes, insurance and hired help. In other words, with a family of eight persona to be fed, tht farm, valued at $5,000, waa fun:ltblng what would cost, If bought in market, from $400 to $500, namely fruit, veg etables, poultry and dairy products. brcadfrtuffs and meats, all of best qual ity and furnished In abundanct. Feed Fowl Hlowly. The great trouble with moat fowl fanciers It that In their zeal to promote egg production tbey feed too heavily, and Uie fowls fatten Instead of laying. Corn a bo Is n lad feed for fowls, es pecially If shelled and thrown where the fowls can eat It as rapidly at they can pick It up. If one person shells try band an ear of corn and throws It among thirty or fifty fowl the active ones will get It fully as fast as they should. The better way It to mis tb grain and small grain at well among cut straw and let the fowls earn their living by wrntclilng for It. Ripening of Cream, In winter cream rises slowly, and much of It falls to ripen as M should.' The ripening It known by Its turning slightly acid, without becoming bittsr or lu any way Ill-flavored. Not all an BO g cream should be put Into tbocstaBjng That taken from Uie pans latsat a1 nor oe npeneo, ana lit nutter lasj Wi all be wasted unless by r tavod af churning tht buttermilk. ThaktM frni thlt cant la much graatar la small dalnoathaa tba 1