ff j iii n J9 irv.w rww umuiW j ElffSS CHAPTER XIV.-(Continued.) "To undeceive her now would be cruel," aid NftHtoritiii (travel-. "Her idem of ber father' existence is a connoting halluci nation. As she grow older and knows Bore of tbe world, doubt will ariie and (hen sad certninty that they two can nev ermore meet on earth. Poor Boidwood! I can a him now rushing along Holywell In hia rug of h itown. A tall, Herculean form, a fii c like a Titan's ugliness and power curiously combined. H had fine ryes, I icniembcr, but not her eyea. They r Southern." "The legacy of the Gitalin, no doubt. By the by. 1 found something among my brother' hoards that may interest you Bohlwood's relics only a miniature and soma charred aper utterly unreadanl'i." "Who l,m.w whether we might not get them read; experts contrive to decipher even a charred manuscript nowaduys. I should like to examine Bold wood's reheti." "How keen you are. Upon my word, you have ail the eagerness of a boy." Lashmar lose nnd went to a Chippendale cabinet, one of the gems of the library. It ran the place in which his brother had kept all his privule letters, and Lu-tliniar had explored it six mouths after he mine Into his irhcrilance, curiously, sadly. The tin case was opened aud the packet of P!Km laid on the tuble. "These enn be deciphered, I believe," shM Nestorius; "Ihey are only scorched and blackened by mnoke, not charred. I am going up to Ixmdon on business to morrow; will you allow me to take theae with me and place them in the baud of an export for transcription?" "If you really think it worth while. They may be papers of no importance letters from duns, perhaps." "Boidwood would hardly have kect them in that tin case unless they weie of some consequence. They may throw a light upon uis life abroad upon his mar riage." "And on Stella's birth. I undermnd! It is your interest In her which makes you eager to find out all you can about her father." "Naturally. My interest is in the living, not iu the dend." He opened the case and looked :it the miniature. "Stella's eyes!" he snld,-"nd the out line of Stella's el k and chin. This tiust have been her grimdfather." Mr. Nestorius was absent three day, during which interval everybody missed him, the women sorely. Sella welcomed him with a happy smile, wnen they met unexpectedly iu the park on the gray October afternoon that wit- ues.vil his ret in u. "I was going to Verner'a cottage," he said, looking down at her with a smile she Interpreted ns paternal and protecting, but in which shrewd Mrs. Mulclher would have seen ionic touch of deeper feeling. "I thought I should find you there. 1 gave your story to one of the keenest pub lishers in toun- lold him to make his render give nn opinion upon it instantly. lie was to sit up all night to read it if need be, for I wanted the manuscript sent to the printer forthwith. The reader did sit lip for the best part of the night. Stella. He declares that the story is the finest thing he has rend in the way of fiction for the past live years; full of power fiesh, young K)wer-uiili:iiiied. of course; but the style is incomputable. 'Where did the writer get his style V he asked. 'It is so simple, yet so strong; scholarly, and yet so original.' " l am so glad, gasped Stella, dizzy with delight; "and so very glad he thought the writer as a nmu." The statesman was delighted at her girlish rapture. When a man of mature esrs stoops to admire a clever girl of nineteen, his Admiration baa a gentle pro tecting air, w hich is very sweet to the re cipient, and from such a man as Nestur lns, kindness was like the notice of a god. Stella felt as if she were living In a new atmosphere, balmy, reposeful. She felt i herself lifted out of the region of slavery Wand hmr.ilation. Tv Were but this little book successful her "bondage would be at an end forever. She wanted so little for freedom. She could live upon ao little, she who had never had any rioney or known what it was to have her wishes gratified aince she was a child. One feeble ray of success would be light enough for her obscure path. Only to get out of this great, grand, beautiful house, in which she felt herself ever so much lower thau a servant, a dependent, an incumbrance. 'nly to get away from the possibility of encountering those proud eyes and noinfiil lips which always stir red spirit to rebellion. She had school ed herself to endure her ladyship's tyran ny; but never could she so school herself as lo look without angry feeling upon the man who had ordered her out of the li brary is if she had been a dog. Yes, he had driven bur like a dog from that famil iar room Iu which she had lived so hap pily through the sunny years of her child -hood. CHAPTER XV. The return of Mr. Nestorius enlivened the. lea meeting In the specious library, where deepening shadows softened the daggle of gold nnd color info a harmonious blending of many tints, just as balf a dozen fa its photographed rapidly, one lip en the other, produce a combination face f greater beauty thau the handsomest of the sit. Mr. N'estorias was not a man who overwhelmed either the house or the anion ilb flood of talk, but be talked well, and bla voice and conversation to- l get her had a rare and potent charm for y feminine hearers. V It was half past eleven when Nestorius nod Laimr went in the library the former carrying a little portfolio with the pan he bad brought from Londta. The ertvaag had len livelier than us aal, and ehmar had hardly left Lady Carminow'a side to the delight of his mother, who watched the two from her arm-chair by the fireplace, where she sat in a kind of semi-royal atate, with Mrs Mulciber for her lady In waiting. Mr. Nestorius seated himself near reading lamp, and opened bia portfolio, I irat, let me restore the original pa pers, he said, handing Lasbmar a Dack et "They are there, unreadable to Uie or dinary eye. You will keep them in trust for Stellu. Here are the copies. Four are love letters, pure and simple, written by the future Mrs. Boidwood to her hus band. The fifth and last is from Mra, Boldwood'g father, and it dated two years after the date of the other four, and Mas written, as 1 understand it, jnst before Stella's birth. It is a letter that may nave helped to bring around the mother's untimely death." "Will you be good enough to read them to me?" ashed Lashnrar, hating himself ror never having learned Spunish. A yum, n yum, n yum!" began the statesman, murmuring gibberish, as he rnn his eye over the page. "Perhaps it is Hardly worth your while to hear the love letters. Such things are always niikc. I will have every word." answered Lnahmnr. "If you don't rend them I shall think you don't know Spanish. That is a cbatrewge, said Nestorius, so here goes. He cleared his throat and bei:an: "Alas! dear one, I know not where or when I caw hope to meet you agnin. Not in the church, or on the way to the church. It is too dangerous. Nita never leaves ine-und I had hard work to pre vent her telling my father of our last meeting. I will be it tbe garden between seven and nine o clock every evening. If there might be a chance that way It would he so uweet to see jou again, just for a few minutes by the little door, while Nita na gone into the house on some errand. iou kuow how watchful she is, nnd how she always brings her sewing out into the garden to sit whh me. There is so little for her to do in the house of an even ing. My father is almost elways out of uoois at ins club or . ith his friends "How can you talk of your shabby coat, dearest? Do you Think r value people for their coaU? And if - ou are ever so poor now, jou, w ho are so clever, are sure to be rich some day. Or, if you are always poor, it will make no difference to me. Nita says my father has a large fortune; but I have never necn any signs of riches in our house. We have no flue furniture, or plate, or jewels-only the things that my greatgrandfather had before the Penin sular war. We have all we want, hut no more. If jou could only see my father and talk to him and yet his consent to our marriage I should be the happiest girl iu Madrid. Yours everlastingly, "INEZ." The next letter was more impassioned and glanced at past meetings, ot vows interchanged. The next, agnin, was a still wilder outpouring of a girl's all-confiding love. No more talk of the father's con sent. All was surrendered to th lover. "Whate.-cr may be your fate I will share it. I will go with you to the eiH of the world!" A second suitor had appeared, of noble family, wealthy, middle-aged, fa vored by the fnther. The girl shrank from him with loathing, flung herself in to the arms of her out-at-elbows English man. "T'iie me away from them, dear est," she pleaded, "or my father will make me marry that man. He raged with anger when I told him that there was some one else I cured for. He swore he would lock me up till my wedding day. late me away, Juan; make me safely your wire hetore he can lock me ud. No dearest, I am not afraid of poverty with you. The last of Uie four letters was the briefest, arranging a rendezvous which was to eud in an elopement. Then, after an interval of two years, came tne tamers letter curt, icy in cisive: "Vt.l ..Kam ..... . L 1. . , ' J""' in aenance of me. Iou may keep it. Whether It lead you to tbe gutter or the grave ia of no matter to roe. You disobeyed and vou deceived me for the sake of an Euglish adventurer. You have your recompense iu your sdventurer'e love. You say that he is still devoted nnd that by the labor of his hands he earns your daily bread. You are belter off than you have any rigni 10 ie yon, me disobedient, deceit nil uaugmer. leu tell me that a child will soon be bom to you and that you would win my forgiveness for yourself ami tie-oMK my love for that unborn child. I answer you that I have plucked you out of my heart, that yon are for me neither loved nor hated, but non-existent As for your unborn child, there is no beg- Dars urnt annul to be. spawned in the al leys of this city whose birth will be more Indifferent to me. X. O." These initials were the only signature. I he only oddresa was Madrid. Idfflcult Vj trace the writer by such indications. "Are the language and orthography those of an educated person?" asked I.ashuiur. "L'udo.ibtidly." "And the date would agree with that of Stella's birth. Then we may dismiss the idea of a gypsy origin." "I think so. This 'X. O.' may have be longed lo the professional or the commer cial classes. There Is nothing in the girl's letters to Imply that her people were no ble; and, Indeed, her father's eagerness to marry her to a suitor of good birth Indi cates that such a marriage would have been promotion." "And this vindictive father ia perhaps the original of the miniature." "Most likely," answered Nestorius, clos ing his portfolio. "The costume Is that of Ive and twenty to thirty years ago- A Spanish giifs elopement with an English man muat hs occasioned aotne talk at the time een In so large a place as Mad rid, and b mn ful Inquiry one might find out all hhnut the business, I take it." "Verv likely but the game is not worth the candle. This vindictive old wreti h has positively renounced his grauddaugh ter nothing would be gained by unearth lug him. "Who knows? Nineteen years may have made a considerable difference iu his feel ings. If he ia still alive a lonely, miser able old man he might be 'ery glad to acknowledge the granddaughter of whom he wrote in such brutal terms.' "My dear Nestorius, it is like you to see tbe thing in that rosy light. You have but to tnke up an idea to be interested in a question und that fiery spirit of yours breathes around it and wraps it in a luminous atmosphere in which all out line is lost. How much more likely that the old brute ia dead; or, if alive, so much the more of a hrne by trie passage of those nineteiu Anyhow I shall not turn slei'th-bound and hunt him What are you going to do with those copies r "Keep them." "They can have no interest for yon. "They can have none for yon, aa they are In a language you don't understand. "I am on the point of taking ud Spanish It has always been a reproach to me that 1 am not able to read Don Quixote in th original. I II give you a translation of these let- tera, and keep the Spanish for my pains Upon my soul one would think you were smitten by that girl of my broth er s. "I am not smitten by her, but I am deeply interested in her fate. Good night." uood-mpht, answered Lasbaoar, moodily. CHAPTER XVI. After that evening Lashmar yielded himself to the allurements of Circe, in the person of Lady Canuinow, with less reserven than he had hitherto shown, and in proportion as his attentions grew more markl, Clarice became more- enchant ing. My this time I.ashmar had decided that destiny meant him to be Lady Carmi now's husband. He had escaped the doom once, he had pducked himself out of the v.eb; but this time he felt that he was cauu'ht He could account for his tepid emotions by no other theory than that nature had made him colder than other men. He fancied that he had even an aversion for women, and that he would have ended hi; days a bachelor, were it not that self-in terest and his mother's incessant prompt Ing urged him to marriage. He had had everything to gain from a union with Lady Cnrminow, and it was sheer wan tonness in him to hang back; and yet he put off from day to day the utterance of those ml words which would seal him as a sla.e forever He had promised to drive to Brumm with Clarice and Mrs. Mulclber that af ternoon, to go over the great Danebrook iron works, of which Lady Canuinow was sole proprietor. Her name was on the carts and wag". "Clarice, Marehion "f Cnrminow." Lashmar had never been over these mighty works, and he hat ed seeing works of any description hated the thud of the engines, the smell of the furnaces, the grime aud dust upon every thing, and was not very fond even of the operatives, though a humanitarian age insisted that tie should adore them. Brumm dud the outskirts of Brumm looked n little more detestable than usual to Lord Lnshinar that October afternoon. although Lady Cartninow was sitting op posite him. clad in ruddy brown velvet and sable mils, with a little sable bonnet that harmonized deliciously with her rich fcuiu-ui'M n niiii. ii lue neautv of a .1.1 l. l...:.. i , . . woman or the luxury of a barouche could have sufficed hiili, he might have been happy; but on this particular nrternorm ic beheid even Lady Cartuinow's perfec tion with a jaundiced eye. 1'he visit to the great Hnuebrook works did not serve to change his mood, as the workmen were on the eve of striking and received the visitors in a rather sucly manner. It was between six and seven when Lady Canrinow and her companions re- urned to the castle. Afternoon tea was over, and the shooters had retired to the bath-rooms and dressing-rooms, and thr was the sound of a piano and a very thin soprano oice from the drawing-room, whereby Lashmar opined that Mrs. Vava sour was indulging iu a ballad alone or in company. He went to the library, Intend ing to enjoy a quiet half hour with the newspauera before he dressed. Tbe room w as only lighted by the battl ing logs in one of tbe two fireplaces and single lamp on a reading table. The curtains had not been drawn, and as Lashmar crowed the room toward the lamplight hi saw two dark figures pacing stowiy past tne winnows He opemid a casement and looked out A miu and woman were standing a little way off In esrnest conversation. The woman, black lobed, hare headed, tall and straight and slim, waa Stella. The man waa Nestorius. He was bending to speak to her, until It seemed to Lashmar that his lips must almost touch her hair. His band was on her shoulder, as If be bad been pleadim or arguing with Intensest meaning. Sud denly Stella released herself from that de taming grasp, knelt for an Instant at his feet and clasped and kissed bis band with quick, passionate gestures, then rose quickly a she had knelt and rushed away to the other end of the terrace. Only Southern blood would have shown Ita feeling in such Impassioned move ments. Strange as the act was, it seemed In no wise false or theatrical. All was natural and spontaneous. To Lashmar, who had seen the girl silent, statuesque In her Immobility, this new aspect of ber character was startling In the extreme. Has she gone suddenly out of ber wlta?" be asked himself, angrily. "Ha Nestorius inftcted her with lunacy, or I he pl.nyiiif a deep game? Yes, that I it, no doubt. She moans to book our enthu siast. Be ia more impressionable than Ulysses, and she Is as crafty as Calypso. Those silent women with lowered eyelids are always shy." He went out into the gloaming. Au tumnal mist were rising all over the park. Night waa coining up from the valley and th river like a palpable pres ence, a mighty winged monster, spread ing wide pinions over the earth, cirtaia Ing and covering homestead and Meadow, man and beaat, diffusing a falat air of near and athmce and solemnity vr all thing. CHAPTBE XTTI. There waa m la breast, waka wM villa Km trKk Why he should be angry he never stopped to ask hinihclf. "The buss)," he muttered: "the artful, incorrigible hussy. This is the kind of woman who leads men to ruin, who sub verts class distinctions, who creeps into foolish women's houses und steal" a hus band's heart from his lawful wife." He saw her standing alone at the etd of the terrace, above that tennis lawn where he and Clarice hnd played ro often in duys gone by. Nestorius hud gone back to the bout-e. She waa leaning wearily against au antique vase, gazing into the night He could not command bis temper; that white bot fire in his breast must needO have some relief. Silence, calmness, were alike impossible. There is an unreason ing anger which must be satisfied, even at the loss of self-respect, which ia sure ly the heaviest price that any man can pay for self-indulgence. He walked quickly to the spot where Stella was standing, he placed himself by her side, but was not able to see her face, which waa turned from him. "Well," be began, in his harshest voice. you have taken the measure of our statesman, Miss Boidwood. He is a man peculiarly susceptible to flattery, espe cially n woman's flattery, and your little bit of melodrama just now muat have delighted him." She turned quickly and faced him, white us death as it seemed to him, in that dim light. Her face gleamed upon him like the face of a ghost. The large dark ey?s, wet with tears, alone had a look of life.' "Were you listening and watching ua from some corLer, Lord Laahmar?" she asked, contemptuously. (To be continued.) He Has Ten Fingers. Charles W. Haines of Cincinnati, who la 2-1 years old, baa five fingers on each of his bunds, but no thumbs. In the place of his thumbs are perfectly-formed tlngeps similar In appearance to an index linger, only a little longer. The reinarkability of his case is that nature so arranged it that the rst phalanx, unlike other fingers, has a ball joint ar ticulating with the first metacarpal 1 a way that enables him to turn tb fin ger about In any direction, even upon the back of bis band. Haines Is a silk bandage weaver, and by the aid of his thumb-fingers he can reach Into the loom and catch up brok en threads and tie them with one hnd, not being compelled to use a hook Ilk other workmen. He says that on ac count of his hands being so constructed he can save time and do more work In a day than anyone at his shop. Llk Miss Sayers, Haines is a musician. Ht Is a good performer on a zither, and when not employed at his work he spends a great deal ef time playing upon this difficult Instrument. He can pick the strings more nimbly with what serves him as a thumb than with his other fingers, and he verily believea that nature furnished him with a de formity that has proven a physiological benefit. To Replace India Rubber. The bicycle craze has created such a demand for India rubber that It has set Inventors at work to provide a substi tute. An Englishman, Charles Grist. claims to have produced a material which will take the place of rubber In many of Us uses. He has named It "oxllin," and It appears to be an oxi dized oil. Oxidized oil Is not new, but the Inventor claims that he is the first person who has ever succeeded In com pletely oxidizing It. In connection with the oil he uses vegetable fibers. It la stated that oxllin will perfectly replaca India rubber for a large variety of pur poses, such as hydraulic packings, wlr Insulations, etc., being Impervious to mineral oil and standing a temperatur of from 200 to 400 degrees Fahrenheit in its natural and vulcanized forms re spectively. It will be sold much cheap er than India rubber. Minneapolis Tri bune. Remember War of 1812. "Aunt" Aurella Fuller, the oldeat woman on Cape Cod, who waa 100 years of age this week, cornea of revo lutionary stock, and was born within a stone throw of the house In which ihe now resides. Part of her present dwelling waa constructed of lumber from the old bouse in which she wag born. Her tether waa a farmer, and Aurella was one of a family of nin children, all of whom are dead except a brother, who ia a great many yean her Junior. When th war of 1812 brok out she heard the new, and remember the haste with which her father and one of his neighbors left for the acena of battle, which wa at the time when tbe man-of-war Nimrod sailed Into Vineyard Sound and bombarded th town of Falmouth. Kxplolt Their Own Hobble. Tbe Railway and Engineering Re view raise th question "whether th present tendency toward heavier track, more powerful locomotives, and larger cars has not reached Its practical limit, If, Indeed, It has not already exceeded It. The fact that a railroad Is primar ily designed and operated for the pu pose of making money Is too often lost sight of, and some officials In charge of tbe various departments are apparent ly Impressed with the Idea that Ita chief use 1 for the exploitation of theli various hobble." The Swedish Pollueman. In Stockholm a policeman' lot I that of a dignitary. H must pa an ex tensive examination, after which ht wears a handaagge uniform and occu pies quarter provided with line furni ture, hot and cola bath and a plana, with free singing teuon. The 8wed lab police syatem of telephone and electric bell la hardly equaled any- wnere eta in tne weria. ftaaatraek. "Why, Jlmmle, what was that ylnn i naara from your nacayara ui mora, lag?" "It waa a auaatmck case, na'asa." -A (onatrack easar Tea, ma'am, rtn tka gaa.n-4Urf faai rtala Daatar. 1 lJ H" 17" fi-- ! The difference between a planet and a star Is this: A star shines by Its own light; a planet by light reflected from another body. The poles of Jupiter are flattened al most exactly like those of the earth. The phenomenon can be plainly seen with the telescope. In the useful report of Dr. Lintner, State entomologist of New York, K 1 stated that the little red ant, a pest in troduced from Europe, has the single redeeming feature that It Is an active and efficient enemy of the bedbug. Tbe Pleiades contain six stars visible to eyes, of ordinary keenness, though twelve or fourteen have been counted In this cluster by persons of extraor dinary eyesight. A two-inch telescope shows about sixty stars in this cluster. Mathematical calculations show that an lion ship weighs 27 per cent, less than a wooden one, and will carry 115 tons of cargo for every one hundred tons carried by a wooden ship of the same dimensions, and both loaded to the same draught of water. The most scientific forester in Eu rope says the oldest trees in northern Europe are the pinea of Norway and Sweden, and that these are not known to live more than 570 years. Germany's oldest oaks live only a little more than three hundred years. It bas been a source of interest and wonder to arctic explorers to find such quantities of singing birds within the arctic circle. They are abundant be yond belief. But the immense crop of cranberries, crowberries and cloudber ries tb:at gaa In the northern swamps account for tbe presence of the birds. The depth to which the sun's rays penetrate water has been recently de termined by the aid of photography. It has been found that at a depth of 553 feet the darkness was, to all Intents aud purposes, the same as that on a clear but moonless night. Sensitive plates exposed at this depth for consid erable length of time gave no evidence of light action. A case of blindness from teeth crowding bas ben put on record by Dr. J. E. Gemmel. A boy of eleven went to bed one night with normal vision, but awoke m the morning quite blind. The pupils were dilated, fixed, and not In fiuenced by light. Investigation at last revealed the fact that the teeth were wedged and crowded together, when two permanent and four temporary molars were extracted. Sight returned In a few days without other treatment The city of Breslau recently consult ed the chemists of the university re specting some old manuscripts of the sixteenth century, which damp and old age had made quite illegible in some parts. A remedy was very easily found It was ascertained that gall nut Ink hud been used, as had been expected, WJWn painted with a 1 per cent, alco hollc solution of tannic acid, the char acters became at once fairly discern ible. Ammonium sulphide brought them out again in full distinctness mis is trie well-known cure, which once more has proved reliable. More people over 100 years old are found In mild climates than in the high er latitudes. According to the hunt cen bus ef the German empire, of a popula tion of 55,000,000, only seventy-eight nave pnssed the hundredth year, France, with a population of 40,000,000, has 213 centenarians. In England there are 140; Ireland, 578; and In Scotland. 40. Sweden has 10, and Norway 23; Heigiam, 0; Denmark, 2; Switzerland, none. Spain, with a population of 18,- 000,000, has 401 people over 100 years of age. Of the 2,500,000 Inhabitants of Servla, 575 people have passed the cen tury mark. It Is said that the oldeat person living, whose age has been proven, Is Bruno Cotrim, born in Afri ca, and now living In U0 de Janeiro. He la 150 years old. A coachman In Moscow has lived 140 years. One of 4he most important factors in the mining of coal to-day 1s the electric mule. After the eleclric drill bas done its work and the coal ia shoveled into cars, they are gathered together with the aid of a mule or electric locomotive and nrranged Into long trains, which are hauled to the mouth of the mine by powerful electric locomotive. Tbeae are made of narrow gauge, of small di mensions, so as to be capable of use In galleries and runs where mules can not be used without extra cutting. They are controlled by means of a se ries of parallel controllers now so uni versally known In connection with the trolley. An electric headlight Is pro vldedH which draws Its current from the same wlrea, and Is powerful enough to enable the motormnn to ace any obstruction on the track a long dis tance iihend. Tluwe locomotives are nude In 1r.e from fifty horse-power up to 100. Iaaao Bell's Generosity. Tbe late Isasc Bell's itopularily with an sorts and conditions of men and women was large. In social, political and financial circles he was esteemer anil respwted by all, but lie was. belov ed by man In the humbler walks of life. He disliked publicity In bis charltle. but maay stories could be told of bis generosity. "He had a heart as Mg as the side of a house, God bless him!" aald aa etovnror man In one of Mia big Wall suvat building, whan ha hrd of Mr. Bell's death. He then told a few stories of Mr. Bell' kindness td mora than one jsior man. Year ao Mr. Bell's popularity among the broker boys and district messenger In Wall street wus assured. It was dne to bla habit of supplying them with lunchea, Mr. Bell would approach one of tba Itinerant venders of frankfurter and pies In Broad street and purchase tat man's entire stock. He would thaa cause it to be Rpread on the sidewalk and gather a crowd of boys about Mm, tbe smallest urchin In the front nutk. At a signal from Mr. Bell the ravenooa crew would precipitate ltaelf upon the feast. Two men always watched oh scene with smiling face the fraaaV f urter man, who bad done a good day's business at one stroke, and Mr. BeJ His appearance in Broad street was al ways the signal for excitement among the urchins. New York Commercial1 Advertiser. ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. In speaking to a church woman, call them "whist" cards, instead of playraf cards. Aa "whist" cards, she doeant think it wrong to keep them in her Bible. No bride should complain of a preJ ent, if it is real silver. You can get a real silver thimble for ten cents, and ia very nice sterling silver button hook for a quarter. When boys go fishing, and begin throwing rocks into the water, It Is a sign that they don't believe they can catch any fish. If a justly Indignant father gave nil son a spanking half as bard as the blow he gets In playing foot-ball, how quick ly an indignant people would rise op and mob him. Society dictates that when a man meets a lady on the streets, and ll smoking a cigar, he must throw th cigar away, even if costs 20 cents. W refuse to do it; we will give up society first. Society men who think they are ex pert "whips" should get up early when a circus comes to town, and see the ragged, unshaven circus men drlra eight horses. The circus men iiefP eight ribbons and drive around snarp curves, up steep grades and down sharp Inclines with perfect ease. Some times, the driver rips out a string of oaths, but it Is never more than flra minutes long. If a circus driver should ever break into society, he would cre ate a sensation If he bad occasion to handle the ribbons of a tally-ho. It is a trial for a modest man to visit a dry goods store now, owing to the" displays of underwear for women. One Atchison merchant has his best Willi dow filled with women's underwear and a woman's figure is used to show it. There Is something majestic about a naked man, if shown in connection with feats of heroism or strength, as is usually the case, but the naked figure of a woman, if shown in connection with underwear, becomes horrible. The more completely a woman la dressed, the better she looks. i The woman who Is in It up to her chin will wear a bird's head and at least a dozen wings on her hat this sea son. The women are so smart. Why don't they help to solve a problem by wearing rabbits' heads in their hats?' Rabbits are becoming a great pest, and some Inducement must be found for getting them killed. Is there not also some part of the snake that could be made an article of fashion? Snakes and rabbits are a pest, but why should the woman pursue the birds? There are not too many birds In the woods. Glorlflcattsn of the Ham. No man who lives on meat waa ever known to lick his wife or ask for a di vorce. Adam got into a row, right off, because he had no hog meat, butter or black bass. Napoleon lost Waterloo bej cause ttie allied forces had bacon for breakfast the morning of the fight. The French had vegetable soup. The Souta had to give in at Appomattox because they were out of meat! No war can be uccesefully waged without hog meat Americans are the most frisky people on earth, because they eat the most hog meat. Ingalls would have gon back to the Senate had be not lived oa oatmeal, baked apples and blind rob ins. A vegetable diet woman la as cold and clammy and unlovable as a turnip. If you wish to put roses In the cheek of your girls, vitality In their every m tlon and brains in their beads feed them meat. If you want your boy to get a job and hold it, go to the front and amour to something, give him bacon grease, ham fat or tallow three times a day. The world 1s full of cranks who are alway getting up some new fad about hay soup and corn fodder tea. El Dorado Republican. lis Glory Has Departed. In the days of Its prosperity Bath. Mnlne, had almost five miles of busy ship yards. The town hnd never dona anything else for a living than to build nd sail ships, but It prospered In that Thirty or more years ago Its harbor was always filled with shipping and Ita Mreets were busy with trade. But there bus lMH?n a steady decline since the end of the war, and a vivid exemplification of the decay in American shipping. At present not one wooden vessel la being built in ihe town, and there is not a vesaol intended for the merchant ma rine on the ways. Old ship owners are selling their vessel property as fast aa they are able to do so, and putting their money Into other things that pay bet ter Interest, and unless some change Is quickly made In the economic condi tions of the country affecting shipping, it Is evident that Bath and a great many other towns of th same charac ter will be eompjd to go out af th business of building ships. New York Post. Don't think baoaua a aa U aawsura narpiaa- oa oaa saaa iaat M g n Hilda.