r MAMAOftOUOH MAGNIFICENCE. mad alia tmt Bayal At Victoria'! latest drawing the Ducheea of Marlborough ot jewels than any on pree Her tall diamond crown aod the of famous Vanderbilt pearU mt sensation. The coach la which the American duchess drove to the palace is aald to hare eclipaed aU the equipages that were la line. Its body was of deep red, and it was adorned. In addition to the ducal coat of arm'., with a princely coronet, as the Duke of Marlborough is a prince af the Roman Empire a title inher ited from his treat ancestor's services to England's German allies. There three footmen behind the coach. wore red liveries covered with specially embroidered by Italian workmen. An amusing story In connection with these red liveries la going the rounds of London society. It seems that the young duke was determined to have the particular shade of red which is confined to royal use, and it was only because the tailors steadfastly refused to make the liveries in that color that he was obliged to accept the shade that has been used by his ancestors. In spite of or perhaps because of all this magnificence, we are told that the Duchess of Marlborough refuses to subscribe to the fund for maintain ing five American beds in the lending London hospitals on the ground that she la no longer an American. Purl- OEATH OF AN AGED DECOY STEER. ! Old fallow At Lul Mat Bii Fat aa Do All Traitors. After having enticed thousands of him fellow creatures to their doom. Bill, the big steer who acted as decoy In the abattoir across the Schuylkill, has succumbed before the fury of one of his victims. It was a nefarious calling was Bill's. His duties con sisted of leading other cattle into the slaughter pens, lulling their suspicions into fancied security, establishing them in the right positions In the right quarters, and seeing that no bad breaks were made while they await ed their fate. Bill had performed this duty as far back as the oldest em ployee of the stock yards can remem ber. There Is a tradition that he was taken to the stock yard when it was founded and there trained in his life work of enticing bis fellow creatures to destruction. This, if true, would make the time he had been engaged In this reprehensible business more than twenty-two years. Another and much younger steer, apparently real ising the traitorous actions of the old fellow, charged furiously at him and gored him so badly that Bill died the next day. A Novel Wadding. Not far from the City of Magnifi cent Distances, In a city whose early history is full of reminiscences of the "Father of His Country," application was made for a marriage license. In the proceedings connected with the arrangement of the marriage contract the gentleman who offered himself as a witness was asked by the license clerk: "How do you know that this woman Is divorced?" "Because I am her former husband," was the reply. The clerk was nonplussed, and plain ly expressed his astonishment. "Great Scott!" he exclaimed, "this beat inything I ever heard of in this part f the world.' But he proceeded with his duty and filled out the license. At the marriage ceremony the brid was attended by the present wife of the ex-husband, who gave away the bride. Facts! Washington Correspondence Concord Monitor. Walloped tha Old One of the men in the newspaper colony had the misfortune not to be born In America. He has done bis best, however, to remedy the mistake of hla parents, and his children are all American-born. One of them is a youngster at the age when patriotism Is most ardent and firecrackers most alluring. "Say, papa," he said the other day, "yon weren't born here, were you?" - "No, my son," answered the father, "I was born in England." The boy pot his hands in his pockets and squared his shoulders. "Well, say," be said proudly, "didn't we jnst wallop yon In 1812, though V Washington Post r Down Eat St a nap OrakMaf. This It the way one of Caribou's progressive farmers clears land: Ha baa a portable fence which he can around without much Inconvenl and be encircles a stumo with It, placing within the Inclosure two of his biggest hogs. Then he goes to work with a crowbar and makes some hales around the stump, fining the Mm with corn, or oats, or buckwheat, whatever be hat handy, and the sul- snail get In their work. In the course of a few days the bogs have to rooted mm mu svtaa nuuir inai 1 LM B.BJ away Job to 'tip It over and take It away. Ktnnebeck journal. Police Justice. Why did yon turn la tha alarm for the police? Were yoa Msfeteoed? Csrrant Olrl. No, sir, but tb folks wm away frota borne, air, an' I war laas& Ukt.-St Louis Globe-Demo-tnt Is Uttlt Ugfts, G3r 1 don't bailor ta hUiam ay attar a btWaoL iXZjX: especially whoa a pa trx vU - Zark Journal HC WAtAMMTIOUI. aw m Determined loo too 14 Works Is Collet Coarse. Many boys and men have worked their way through college, but, so far as Is known, Indiana holds the only one vho milked hla way through, Mar tin A Qulnn was a ragged farm-hand when he made up his mind to get a college education, and set about ob taining the means. He began by trading with his neigh bors, until he owned a pig, which he raised and sold to buy a calf. The calf grew into a cow, which was sold, and more pigs and calves bought. By the time he was eighteen Quinn had earn ed 200. With this money he bought six good milch cows, which he shipped to Chicago, riding along In the freight train to care for them. He reached the city with his cows and $11 in cash. Leaving his cows at the stock yards, he went straight to the University of Chicago and mat riculated. Having done this he sought the steward of the college, told his story and laid a proposition before him. Milk was costing the college 25 cents a gallon . Qulnn agreed to fur nish it at 20 cents. The deal was made and the young undergraduate dairyman went to seek a place to house his herd. One was found and arrangements for pasture made. For four years Qulnn cared for those cows, milked them every morn ing at 4 o'clock, strained the milk and carried it to the steward. From it he averaged $3.60 a day, and on this he lived and furnished food and shelter for the cows. When he graduated he sold the cows for $180, with which he bought books to study law at Lafayette, Ind. New York World. VALUE OF WASTE ARTICLES. Proceed of Rnblah, Gathered by School Children, Clothed ROO Little One. The people of Belgium evidently be lieve In training their children in habits of economy. Possibly no bet ter method of convincing the young folks of the wisdom of looking after small things could have been found than that resorted to in the public schools of Brussels. Some time ago the children were requested by their teachers to gather up all the waste and apparently use less articles that they could find on their way to and from school and to deliver them to their respective teach ers. For eight months the work of col lection went on. Such objects as tin foil, tin cans, paint tubes, bottle cap suls, and refuge metal were especially looked after. The result was aston ishing. Nineteen hundred and twenty five pounds of tin foil rewarded the children's efforts, together with 1,200 pounds of metal scraps, 4,400 pounds of bottle capsules and old paint tubes that, in the aggregate, weighed 220 pounds. But it was when the articles were disposed of and the money applied to useful objects that the full force of this economy was manifest. The pro ceeds completely clothed 500 poor chil dren, and sent 90 invalid children to recuperation colonies, and there was a goodly balance left to be distributed among the sick poor of the city. The Outlook. INDIA SHAWLS. The Hair for the Yarn Taken from tha l'n drr fart of tha Camel. In Bokhara, where the finest and most expensi- camel's hair shawls are manufactured, the camel is watch ed while tin. fine hair on the under part of his iy is growing. This is clipped so carefully that uot a fibre Is lost, and it is put by until there is enough to spin into a yarn which is unequaled for softness. It is then dyed .11 manner of beautiful, bright colors,' and woven In strips eight la ches wide of shawl patterns of such exquisite design as with all our study of art and all our schools of design we are not able to rlvaL These strips are then sewed together so cunningly that it is impossible to detect where they are joined. Russia Is the principal market to which these beautiful Bok haran creations are sent. From Rus sia they find their way all over the world, London, Paris, Vienna, and New York being the heaviest importers. Textile World. Caution 0. "Senator," remarked a confidential friend, "do you propose to run for of fice again?" "Of course I do!" replied Senator Sorghum. "Don't you think you would better any something about your attitude on political questions?" "'M yes. It might be well to re mind people of my existence. But there Is too much uncertainty to war rant my taking sides on any topic. For the present I guess I'd better stick to loving my country on general prin ciples." Washington Star. IaapcfMible. Judge You say that the lady had her change all ready, rushed to the window and bought a ticket? Witness Yes, sir. Judge Officer, lock the van up foi perjury, and I order that all his tes timony be stricken from the records. New York Journal erurhy I eq til red. The paragraphers are giving the pessimists the dickens, bet it is a fact that optimism of Itsel. Is not regarded ta gilt-edged collateral at the bank Galveston, (Tex:.), Nswg. Ho "But didn't you take me for bet-' ter or for worse?" She "Yes, but things have come to a point whet a I'm going to Insist on tome of the better." Detroit News A PONY. IMTINCT. us br las Oat ml Mmmm ml la some of the west era states ana territories they have sandstone, says a writer la the Outlook. Tha wind rises, and the sand la blown la great quantities and with great swiftness. Sometimes the sand buries small houses, as the snow does. It banks up against buildings and buries cattle on the plains. The cattle seem to know when one of these storms . Is brewing, and are terrified and very difficult to control. Among the scouts on the western plains is one who owns a pony named Clta. When a man and a pony live together for a long time they become great friends, and object to separation. Clta had stumbled and skinned one of her legs. Her master had to go out on an expedition, and decided that he would ride another horse. He thought the journey too hard for Clta with her hurt leg. After the scout had been gone an hour one of the sandstorms came up. At night the wind went down and the moon rose. The men sat sorrowfully around the camp fire, when they were startled by the sound of a horse's feet. The scout's friend rode into camp, ex hausted, and with face and hands bruised by the flying sand. He had worked his way out of the flying drift after the storm was over. The scout had been blown from his pony. The last the friend saw of the man and pony were being blown before the wind. The party started to search for the scout. They discovered that Clta had broken her halter and was gone. They followed her trail, and after many hours heard a horse whinny. In the moonlight they discovered Cita, reared on her hind legs, digging in a huge pile of sand with her fore feet. The men went to work, and there, under his horse, which had pro tected him , they found the scout, alive. FRENCH FUNERALS. Napoleon Created tha Having but One Indertaker for Pari. Practically there is, or was. only one undertaker for the whole of the French capital and its suburbs. Dis gusted with the abuses and unseemly scenes of his times. Napoleon I. con ferred the monopoly of burying the Parisians on one contractor, and the arrangements exist until the presen day. It must not be thought, however that the privilege was granted without very stringent conditions, which, as they stand, make a considerable in road on the enormous profits of the monopolist. Funerals are divided in to nine classes, ranging from 71 H francs to 18 francs 75 centimes. The municipality allows the burial company $1 per body interred. On the other hand, the company is bouLd to refund 56 per cent, of its gross re ceipts, which sums are divided among the various religious communities. In addition, the company has to bury gratuitously every Individual whose friends or relatives are unable to de fray the expense of any of the nine classes. Golden Days. True to 111 stringing I p. A writer in the Independent has din covered something rare a donkey boy n Cairo with a sense of the idea Most boys of bis profession are a good- natured lot, but few are the vices they cannot teach. Little Hassau, on the contrary, seems to have principles and is quietly stanch in his adherence to them. Once he refused a cigarette, says the traveler, and in my surprise I almost lost my balance. "What! Not smoke, Hassau?" said L "I thought all the donkey boys smoked." "I don't, said Hassau, who looked about eleven, was short, very brown very scantily dressed, quite dirty, had only one eye and trotted behind the donkey with rounded shoulders and head craned forward. "I don't. If did, my family would beat me, and quite right, too." "But who are you, and who are your family?" I asked. "Ah!" he said, proudly, "we are Su danese. In the Sudan we are strict To smoke, to use wine, to drink coffee not to pray these are shamefu things; and If a man did anything Im pure, they hang him to a tree with hla face toward the sun." Both Qualification. There is a large coinage of good stories about Hannibal Hamlin up in Maine, and this is one of them: In his earlier days, at a certain caucus in Hampden, the only attendants were himself and a citizen of large stature. Mr. Hamlin had some resolutions to pass which began by representing that they were presented to a "large and respectable" gathering of voters. "Hold on," cried the other man, "we can't pass that, for It ain't true! It ain't a large and respectable caucus! There's only two of us." "You keep still," brother," commanded the wily Hannibal, It s all right, for you are large and I am respectable. You just keep still." So the resolutions were passed without further demur. Living Church. He Waa fonnd. Traveler (to the ferryman crossing the river) Has any one ever been lost In this stream? Boatman No, sir. Some professor drowned here last spring, but they found him again after looking for two weens. megenae Blatter. A -"It An.ner. Minnie "I have had the tame drete- maker for three years." Mamie "Really? I thought you nad worn tbat drs only two son." Indianapolis Journal. HIS LAUQH MIS FORTUNE . It Wee Hla Friend aad Dleeeaeerted la Baamlee. "Ever hear of a man who made fortune out of hit laugh?" said a guest of the 8t. Charles to a New Orleans Times-Democrat reporter. "I once knew a man whose laugh was post lively his fortune. His name wai John D. Adams, and he was a typi cal at earn boatman of Arkansas, and In addition to his steam boating he was a planter of extensive interests, and was connected with other business en terprises. He was the first man to run a steamboat op the Arkansas River, and his name In that 8tate to-day is a synonym for genially, courage and business success. He waa very sue cessful, and his friends used to at tribute his success to his wondrous laugh. It was not boisterous, yet loud and waa so musical and jolly that one could imagine old Kris Kringle was personified in him. Other river men would say that his laugh got him all the government mall contracts. He would go to Washington, get ac quainted with the man who had charge of the contracts, and he, like all of Adam's new acquaintances, would soon come under the infection of his magnetic iaugh, and form a genuine admiration for the grizzled old steam boatman. Amazing tales were told of his cour age and his steamboat experiences On one occasion, when an accident happened to his boat and the passen gers became panic-stricken, he calmed them as If by magic by calling them children, and laughing at their fear his famous laugh compelling confi dence and mirth by its very melocy and jollity. He even used his laugh when very much angered, but It wa of a different character, and death lurked behind ft. In a steamboat quarrel with three desperadoes, once, he denounced them with a laughing accompaniment, a cynical, chilling dangerous kind of a laugh, his eye glittering like a snake's, and his fore linger on his revolver, ready to dash out the life of the first one who made a move. One of the desperadoes said afterward, in speaking of the occur rence, that he never felt so queerly before In his life. He said be felt as though the very marrow in his bones was being frozen." COSTLY BALLAST. Three Carload of Klrh Ore Spread on a Railroad Track. Five hundred dollar ore is not com monly used for repairing railroad grades, but $40,000 worth was dumped on the Gulf track near the Arkansas River, near Pueblo, a short time ago, says the Denver Post. The ore wes in three carloads consigned to the Pueblo smelter from Creede, and was turned over to the Philadelphia smelt er because the former plant was un dergoing repairs. A carload of cinders and these three cars of ore were hauled out on the Gulf tracks, and a section foreman, mistaking the entire four for refuse, proceeded to strew It along the right of way. A day or two elapsed before the loss of the ore was discovered, and the excitement that resulted may be readily Imagined. When it waa found that the ore had been put on high ground and that water had fortunate ly not reached it and washed It away the rejoicing of the railroad and smelt er men was pleasing to behold. Practically all of the valuable stuft was gathered up and saved. MONUMENT OF BRICKS. I'nique Building- Owned bf tha I'nltrd Mate liovernnient. "Very few know It, but it is a fact," explained a prominent builder to a Washington Star reporter, "tnat the Pension Office building is the largest brick building in the world. It has been subjected to much criticism, but it can stand it. for as time paasea along there are many things seen about It that escaped notice when it was newer. In all, there are over 10,000,000 bricks in the building. Gen. Meigs took liberties with bricks that no other architect had ever at tempted. He not only used bricks ex clusively for the building, but he used them in constructing the stairs throughout the building. In the mat ter of stair building bricks have often been used for the riser, but the step has always been of iron, wood, slate or stone. In the Pension Office both riser and step are of brick. As a brick building, therefore, pure and simple, it Is unique In construction, outside of the fact that It Is the largest exclu sively brick building In the world." Paul far Net am lata. One of the most extraordinary puzzles tbat confront naturalists is the remarkable .effect climate, toll food, or surroundings have upon ani mals. Bull-flnchet fed on hempseed turn quite black; Belgian horses kept in coal -mines for several years lose their natural coat, and become cover ed with soft, thick fur like a mole. The Thibet mastiff, who In his native highlands is protected from the cold by heavy wool, loses it on being brought down to the plaint. Willi Onllee. Lady (for the sixteenth time) Now be ture and make my mouth aa small as possible. Artist (wearily) Now, tee here, madam, I've tcaleo your mouth down about all It will stand, but I'll leave it out entirely, If you tay to. Truth. Pern a ) nomellme. Mrs. BJones Mrs. Brown la a very persistent woman. Mrs. Bimith How to?" Mrs. Bjonee For years she hat been asking her dealer If hit eggs are fresh, la the fond delusion that soma day he will tay no. Philadelphia Record . A SICYCLI1T LAAHCD SY SNAKES., The were Betttors end Cat T tied la Mia Wheel While Wee C Hf Alfred Allen, who caavasaes for sub scriptions for weekly newspaper, bad a queer experience the other day. He travels through the country on a bicy cle, and was riding down a hill on the road between Montrose and Great Bend, Pa., when be ran into a lot of rattlesnakes. He saw the reptiles In the road ahead, but was going so fast that be could not stop. He realized that he stood a pretty good chance of being stung while going past them, as a rattlesnake is as quick as lightning to strike. The noise of the wheel had put them on the defensive, and the rat ties were riving tbat well known warning to keep away. Allen saw tbat be be was In for it so taking his feet from the pedals and putting them up as far as possible he went coasting down the bill at a lively rate. As tbe bicycle passed the snakes twenty heads darted oat, and Allen soon felt them whipping him about the back and legs at every turn of tbe wheels. He became so excited that he paid little attention to the handle bars. The wheel soon shied to one side of the road, dumping him over an embankment. When be got his equi llbriuin he picked up the wheel, and found entwined about the spokes and sprocket chain a mass of dead rattle snakes crushed and torn into ribbons, He did not attempt to dislodge then, but waited until a farmer came along and took him and tbe wheel to Great Bend. New York Sun. INSECT PESTS IN HAWAII. "Lady Birds'' Introduced goeeeeafnllr to lleatroy the Scale Ioeeeta. Few countries have been more plagued by the Importation of Insect pests than the Hawaiian Island, and noue lias benefited so greatly by the introduction of species to destroy them. Tbe greatest barm was done by scale insects, which multiplied enormously and unread all over the Islands. To counteract these pests coccincllldno, vulgarly known as lady birds, were In troduced into the islands In 1KM), and were a complete success. They became perfectly naturalized, Increased prodig ously for a time, almost cleared the trees, and then, as their prey became comparatively scarce, decreased in numlx-nt, only to reappear when the plague returned some time afterward in the Islands of Kanui. Tbe fruit trees on this Island, especially the or ange and lime, were In a most deplor able condition from the attacks of the aphis and scales. Very few lady bird could lie seen, but In a few weeks they swarmed, and In six months time the infested trees were all In perfect condi tion, full of fruit and flower. Tbe rea son why the imported beneficial Insects have done so much good in Hawaii, while elsewhere their success has been less marked, is that the remote or- Hons of the Islands, and consequently limited fauna, have given free scope for increase to the new arrivals. .New York Sun. Arithmetical Operations Involved. "How about that addition you were ;lng to build to your house?" "I found It was going to make too big a subtraction In my bank account." Chicago Tribune. Very discreet In the Brazilian hotels men are em ployed to do the chamlxT work, and they are prone to rush Into the bed room of the guests when occasion rr quires without knocking. A prim lit tle Yankee "schoolmariu" visiting Rio le Janeiro was much annoyed at Oil custom, and, after mildly protesting several times without effect, she said severely to the boy who did the work in tier room: "Juan, be good enough to under stand that I will not allow you to open the door of my room without knock ing. If you do It again I shall certain ly report you at the otllce. Why, 1 night be dressing." "No danger of tat, senora," respond ed Juan, In his best English: "before 1 come In I always look me through the keyhole." San Francisco Argouaut. A California Boy Olant. John Bard In, a fifteen year old schoolboy of Salinas, Cal., Is, perhaps. me largest ooy in tbe world. He Is a baby-faced, modest lad, and plays with other boys who wear knicker bockers. Yet John is 6 feet 5 Inches high and weight 220 pounds. He has grown fully an Inch duiinir the nam year and will probably be 7 feet tall before be is run grown. Ills father was 5 feet 8 Inches high and wel&rhed only HO pounds. New York World. rerveralty la tha Inanimate. "Matches are a nuisance anv wav you fix tbein." "How do you make tbat out?" "Well, If you take only one to lls-hi the gas with, It invariably goes out." "jesr "And if you take two vou aiwav have to carry the other nn h..w Chicago Record. Beered Domain. The rooms of a Korean wnman as sacred to her as a shrine Is to Its image, indeed, tbe rooms t,t a wir. or mother are tbe sanctuary of tny man who breakt the lew. Unless for I reason, or for one other crime t,. n.n not be forced to leave those rooms. anu so long is ne remains under the protection of his wife and his wife's tpartnients, he Is secure from tbe of ficers of tbe law and from the penalties jt bis mladenieanora. English Lord (to a younger aon) It's lime, Claifii.e, that you were thinking about a career. Dutiful 8on-I will be gnUed by fou, father. Hhall I take orders tudy for tbe bar, enter tbe army or marry an American? New York Weekly. INDIAN JUSTICE. One THno That Beamed tm Urn I gar far ta teas"- "According to tbe booka I when a bov ." began aa oldie at tk. lnh tho other ntfhL "I looked down on their wives I them simply beasts of burden. That may have been in some places, bat It wasn't always so, or to everywhere. "A good many years ago there wore some Penobscot Indians near any peo ple's place In New Hampshire, Who ev idently thought a good deal of their squaws and made one ef the bncka ap preciate the fact that his wire waa net a beast of burden. This buck went on what we now call a bat, aad got druuk 'drank too much occapee, aad Cheeple (devil) got In him. When be got home be wat In a bad humor, and finding his wife In bis way he stuck her feet in tbe fire end burned thens off. "The other Indians discovered thlt. very promptly and tried blm by a very summary process. The general opin ion was tbst be should be executed at once; but one of the elder bucks Inter powd and gave this advice: "Nothoot him; make him live long aa squaw live; him carry squaw when she wan walk; when squaw die blmeby, then we shoot.' "This advice appealed to the other men, and they decided to punish the buck as the old chief suggested. So the buck carried his wife around on his back, whenever the tribe moved, whenever she wanted to go any place. So far as I learned, she did not hesi tate about moving around. Of course the buck bated to carry her; but the beauty of the arrangement waa that he didn't dare to 111 treat her, much less to kill ber, because his life de pended on her. If she died, he knew tbe tribe would kill blm. "I don't know how long this punish ment lasted who died first, or If af ter her death he was pardoned or ex ecuted. New York Sun. BIGGEST FARM ON EARTH. Situated in Loulsana and is a Mam moth Affair. The largest farm in this country una probably in the world Is situated In the southwestern part of IOulslajna. It extends 100 miles east and wesL It was purchased In by a syndicate of northern capitalists, by whom It Is utill operated. At the time of Its pur chase Its 1,500,000 acres was a vast pasture for cattle belonging to a few dealers in tbat country. Now It Is di vided Into pasture stations or ranches, existing every six miles. The fencing Is said to have cot alxut $50,000. Tb. laud Is best adapted for rice, sugar, corn and cotton. A tract, say half a mile wide, Is taken, and an engine Is placed on each side. Tlx? engines ar portable, and operate a cable attached to four ploughs. By this arrangement thirty acres are gone over in a day with the labor of only three men. . Tltere Is not a single draft horse on the entire place, If we except those used by tlie herders of cattle, of which tlwre are 10,000 head on the place. The Southern Pacific Hallway runi lor thirty-six miles through the farm. The company has three steamboats oicratiiig on the waters of the estate, of which 30ft miles are navigable. It baa also an Ice bouse, bank, shipyard, and rice mills. Knoxville Tribune. When Anthracite Couldn't He Sold. Kdiiiund Carey of Benton was oue of the early residents of Wilkesbarre, and was bora Aug. 12, 1822, on a farm at the lower end of the town, now known as Carey avenue, which has been named after the family. His father. George Carey, was one of the settlers who bad the handling of thi first anthracite coal In Wyoming Val ey. He helped open a stripping lit I'lttston township. In 1815. and In the- spring of that year loaded a raft, wltli several oiIkts, and took It down th Susquehanna to Harrlsburg, when; they sold the raft load of fortv ton of anthracite for $10. They were dis couraged at such remuneration, and left the transMrtation of coal dor mant until 1820, when they took an - other raft load down and failed (. find t buyer. They were so discour aged that they dumped their load of black diamonds into the at Harrlsburg, and. so far as tbew esrly pioneers were concerned, the opening up of a coal market wait ended.-Wllkesbarre Itecord. Tha Wltnae' Bolllnqa'. 'I Stepped In tbe court room at Hn one day," said Attorney Garret Mc Enerney, "while a murder trial waa In progress. A prominent citizen named Wilson bad been shot down In bis field, and the only witness, a h.ir.u. ted relative of the deceased, wat on me witness stand ror tbe prosecution. "'What did you do asked the prosecuting attorney. " 'I walked up to where be waa ly ing.' . "Then what did your "Tbe witness paused. rellectMt a mo ment with concentrated brown in tentrate his scattered faculties on the matter, and then replied very solemn ly: "I said: 'There be Is. (Pause I School trustee. (Pause.) Noterr nub ile. (Pause.) Justice Of that naa. (Pause.) Delegator. (Pauaai . ah atone to hades In on pop.'" 8au- rancisco l ost. The Irlab of It. An Irishman whose orchard had h. Invaded by some pick nickers wan ,. ralgnlng the poachers with no mild fonn of vehemence, when one of the party said to him: 'There, my friend, don't est -nnMir nto tuch a tttte of excitement; we'll compensate you." "Compensate me?" returned Pat. "Begorra, ye oiieht to lie ma Richmond Dispatch. i