CHAPTER V. Blackthorn Hoom u tt name ef a very beautiful mansion in London that Lady Darcl had taken for the year; It t as looking ita brightest and best now at on the pretty veranda the mignonette, the scarlet verbena, the purple heliotrope stood in great rich clusters. Prom the large open windows one caught sight of the trees in ths park, the gleam of the gold laburnum, the pink and white of the hawthorn, the rich rippling foliage of the tail green trees. People had a fash ion of telling Lady Darel how they envied her tke beautiful views from the. win dows. The drawing room a long, lofty exqalsJte room opened on to the veranda, where the sweet, bright flowers bloomed It was an exquisite room, bright, light. chseifal and beautifully arranged. There on rais eventful twentieth of May stood Lady Hilda Dnnhaven, awaiting the pres ence of the man she had been enjoined to marry. Meanwhile be was holding a converse tion with his lady mother. They had taken luncheon together, so as to have an ODDortunity of talking. He was quite un willing at first to broach the subject; be talked about his travels, and when he tonld say no more he threw himself back jj the chair. "Now. mother." he said, "about this matter which has brought me to England this absurd will." "I have never dared to think of it Leonard," said Lady Darel. "And I have never cared to think of it," he replied, "but the time has come when the Question must be decided. I want the money, yet I cannot make up my mind to marry that child. I should like my wife to be a refined, accomplished, spirit uelle woman this child will never be that." "I have done my best with her; he is improved. She has a good disposition and a refined mind. Lady Hilda is in the draw ing room." said the mother, and without another word he went to join her. She looked up as he entered, with a lit tle, low cry. and the first sight of ber dis armed his Impatience. The talL blender figure, with its promise of future beauty; .Jhe fair, sad girlish face, the sweet, sad .eyes; and how wondrously the face bright ened at the sight of him. He had meact to speak but few words, and those of the coldest, but he was a man of tender heart; he held out his hand to her in greeting; he smiled in her up raised face; he almost forgot that he in tended to be cold; and all because of the sudden light that had come into ber face when she saw him. As for her, in the sunlight of his smile her whole nature seemed to find warmth and freedom, as a snow wreath melts un der the glance of the sun. "I am so glad to see you," she said, and ber face carried out her words. "How long have you been away. Lord Dun haven? I am so pleased to welcome you home." "I thank you for your welcome," he said. Then came a few moments of silence; his task was more ungracious still; how was he to tell this child, who seemed so reioiced to see him, that he preferred beggary for himself and for her rather than marry her? She seemed to feel quite at home with him, and talked to him with a freedom that astonished him. She placed a chair near the open win dow for him the rare, sweet perfume of the heliotrope came in like a greeting; the warm western wind brought mes sages from every flower that bloomed. "Am I to sit here, Lady Hilda, and tell you about Norway? Ah, me, I ought to talk to you about something far less pleasant." "Less pleasant," she repeated, gravely. "Yes, far less pleasant. I think we had better discuss the question, had we not?" "Will it require much discussion?" she said. "I think a few words will settle it" He looked at her keenly. "You are the lady," he said; "you ought to be allowed the first choice and the first speech in the matter. That did not occur to me before, but 1 see it now. Tell me, if you had to decide this question yourself, how would you decide K?" Again the young face was covered with hot blushes, and turned shyly from him. "I should decide it so that you should have the money," she said, gently, and there was a short silence. "Then you would have the marriage take place?" he said. She thought for a few moments, then he said: "If we were married as the will said, should I be always with you?" "I suppose so," was the indifferent re ply. The light that came on her face was beautiful even in bis eyes. "Then if I may be always with you. I should choose that the marriage take place, and you have all the money," she answered shyly, and without raising her eyes to him. And thus they became betrothed. CHAPTER VI. The week passed, and Lord Dunhaven trent hit! bill because in eoini; he hnH shaken bands with Hilda, and told her to be careful during the hot weather, she was in an ecstasy of delight That any one should care whether the weather should affect ber or not was something wonderful, and bef delight showed bow Utterly onused to it she was. Then he was gone and nothing remained but to prepare the trousseau. It was wonderful how the girl brightened and improved; every day developed new beauty in her; nly there were no loving eyes to note It The days seemed to fly by the earl was to return two days before the day appoint ed for the wedding. I-ady Hilda never re membered how they passed; to her they ware one bewildering whirl. She was alone when the earl arrived he went at once to the library, where his lady moth er awaited him; bet she was not sent for. Che bad dressed herself with unusual rare and attrnOoe, hoping that be would think Aat ihe had Improved, bet hour after beer neeed. and ae summons came for kg. 'f"Vt "3KtJre eewitllng bridegroom and i K 1 ct A fed her lore en dreamt , t UMlMtUMM to her with a few indifferent words. She was too ignorant, too much engrossed in her own sensations to know bow much this cold greeting meant yet she was con scious of something like a cold chill of disappointment. When dinner was ended she thought he would probably join her in the pretty little garden that made the back of the great fashionable mansion pleasant as the coun try. She went there. The drawing room windows opened on to it great rose bushes half concealed them, and the pretty gar den chair was placed among the roses. She sat down there, wondering if he would come; they were to be married in two days. While the love light gleamed in her eyes, the sudden sound of a voice the sudden bearing of what were to her ter rible words, struck her silent and dumb struck the smile from her lips, struck the light from the sweet eyes and the music from the saddened heart the voice she loved best in all the world. The words stabbed ber; they slew the bright young life within her. Lord Dunhaven was speaking; he had entered the drawing room with Lady Darel, and they had taken their seat at the window, quite unconscious that the young girl was sitting among the roses. He was saying: "I cannot look happy, mother. It is of no use trying. In whatever light I look at it I am quite filled with despair. There are times when I am inclined to give it up and go to America. Then again it seems a great pity to do that when I could make everything bright for you in England." "What induced you to offer to marry her if she is distasteful to you?" said Lady Darel. "I did not exactly ask her. I found that she wished for the marriage, and well, I felt sorry for her; she looked so young and so friendless. The truth is I hate myself when I say it I hate the circumstances that nave nemmea me round but the real truth is, I want the money, but not the girl." "Give her up, then. Better that than making yourself miserable over her." No," he replied, slowly. "I do not love her, certainly. I am not even sure that I like her, but I am sorry for her. She has had a lonely, desolate childhood, and she seems in some measure to cling to me. I must take all the consequences myself. It would have been easier had she been a more attractive girl pretty, accomplished or anything of that kind, but there is noth ing in her to win a man's love. However, we will not discuss it; it has to be done. Do not talk to me any more about It, mother. I am going down to my club now." Lady Hilda went to her own room. Her first impulse was to give up the marriage. How could she marry a man who said frankly that it was the money, and not the girl, he wanted? Why had heaven been so cruel to her? Why bad other girls and women this power of winning love which had been denied to ber? She would write a little note to him and tell him that quite by accident she had overheard what he bad said, and that the marriage could never be. She lay down to rest, tears raining from her eyes, the keenest pain in her heart, and the deter mination formed in her mind that she would not give him up. She iried to sleep, but the Bilent dark ness of the night brought back o her the strange silence that bad reigned in that death chamber of her father; the awful outline of that rigid figure, the stern-set white mass that had once been face. All the shnddering dread and ear came over her again. What if that s'ern figure and stem-face appeared by her ide now? What if he had not said enough; be had said that unless she fulfilled hi command obeyed his wishes he shouU not rest even in his grave? What if i.z came to her now and told her that hi command must be obeyed? She shuddered with mortal dread. There was a slight sound in the corridor outside; she sprang from the pillow, her heart standing still with fear. He would not rest in hit, grave un less she married Lord Dunhaven. If it was to be so she had bt-tter marry him, no matter how much he disliked her. It would be easier to live in bis society than to live in deadly fear of that horrible sight If she could have mastered her fear, all would have been wll; but she could not. No one had told hyr that sup erstition was but ignorance. She was so sorely afraid of her dead father that to keep him at rest in his grnvt she would have consented to live in tor.ure for her whole life. CHAPTER VII. Her wedding day. It sej-med a very mockery that the sun shone s it had nev er shone before; that the golden light beamed down in shining flkxi; that the blue sky had no clouds. The dew lay shining on the grass and leaves, the white lilies bad opened their gnlde.1 cups, the red roues were nil awake, Had there been any love in the marriage this would have been the very day for it, but Lady Hilda rose heavy at heart, miserable beyond words, longing for evea death to end the miserable fever she ca:led life. Even in her own rcom she could hear the kind of happy confusion that reigned in that usually well-flrdered mansion she had no part in it. She stood for some time at the window watching the gleams of golden light, the bright-winged butterflies, the pretty bees everything in creation seemed happy except herself. "4 need not expect to be happy," she thought. "I have heard my fate. I am a girl who will not wiii any man's love. 1 must go through life content with indif ference." She smiled when Annie spread out the magnificent wedding costume before her the maid was of a kindly disposition and did not like to see that mid young face and the weary, tired eyes; surely hef young mistress ought to smile on this her wed ding day. She spread out the rich, glis tening folds of satin, the lovely lace, the veil flint was fine as gossamer, and Lady Hilda ii rued away with tear in her eye. Tlu ii ber ladyship came in and laid down a pretty morocco case, and opening It showed Lady Hilda very beautiful bracelet, fihe was so unusually gracious that Lady Hilda hardly recognised her. - "This should hare beee here before to have taken its phtee among ymr otln-r wedding presents, but it was uot sent home until this morning. There was a diiiiculty in marching some of the stones. I wish you to wear it to-day, aud when ever you look at it to assure yourself o' my affection for you." The young girl thanked her briefly. A few weeks .iuce and such kind words would have wrung from her a heart full of love; it was too late uow. She knew that it wan for her money, aud not fur herself, that mother and son valued her. But still further, to her intense urpfe. Lady Darel bent down and kissed ber not merely touched her face with her lips. as was her ordinary fashion, with a touch as light as a butterfly's wings. She kissed ber aud said: "My dear Hilda, you become my daugh ter to-day, and I hope we shall always be good friends. You will wear the bracelet to-dav?" "Yes." "I love my son very much, and I am very proud of him. 1 hope be will be hap py. I hope you will have many tranquil years together." "He will be happy," said the girl. "He will have all that he wants, and that makes happiness, I suppose, in this world." Lady Dare) looked thoughtfully at her; she did not understand the girl in this niood; it was unusual; there was some subtle change in ber face and her manner, as though she had passed through some ordeal, let that could not be; there bad been nothing to disturb the even tenor of her way. Still her ladyship was baffled. Then came another rap at the door; this time it was a superb bouquet from the young earl. "Flowers," said Lady Hilda. "Look, Annie, for the thorns." "The thorns, my lady?" she replied; "there are none." And the thought came to her that the sharpest thorn of all was the one planted in her own heart So the ill-omened marriage took place, and the general feeling was that, although the ceremony had been one of the grand est, yet the chief actors in it were not to be envied. It was five in the afternoon when they started for Dover; they went serous to Calais by the evening boat anil on to I'ari by the express train; every detail of the journey had been arranged, there fore no word was spoken during the drive to London bridge, save once, when the earl said he never remembered to have seen IL(lon so crowded. Then came the confusion of starting. The earl purchased every paper or peri orical he thought she would like, and gave them to her. The white lips were never unlocked for one word. Then at last they were on their way to Dover, and the earl looking for the first time that day at his wife's face, saw how white aud set and sad it was. CHAPTEK VIII. "Hilda." said Ird Dunhaven, "this is onr wedding day; give me one kiss," No flush came to the fair, snd face. It grew whiter, and the lips quivered. "No," she replied, proudly, turning from him. "There can be no kiss from you to me because you do not love me." He was vexed and disconcerted. "But you are my wife," he said. "It does not follow that you love me," she added. "I have heard you call your self a truthful man. Can you say hon estly that you love me even in the least?" The dark, clear eyes were fixed with such unwavering truth on bis that he could not speak a false word to her. "There is no question of love, but of obedience to your father's curmands," he said. "You must do me the jttice to ad mit that there has been no ove in the matter." "No, there has not The .Ly do you hesitate to answer my ques-.ii. Do you love me?" She knew quite well rhtt Je did not. She lad heard him say that r. man could love her, but she wanted thi atisfactiou of hearing him say so. "I a-ill answer you," he a.d. "No. I do not; but I think we may Us very com fortable together. I do not dvibt but we shall get on as well as othe, uarrk-d peo ple do." "I am sorry for married ,e.iple, then." he sjid, with a little flash of ratire which her onipanioti left unanswered. "1 think, Hilda, if we bo in try that we may be really comfortable,' le said. "I shall try my best to make yyt happy. You shall have all you want." Again the strange little luigb that he caunot understand. "Thank you," she said, V ou can give me everything except love." "Plenty of people live withjut that," he answered; and then again pere was si lence. He did not ask hi r to kiss him; he did not even touch the little gloved hand that rested so lightly n the cush ion. He went back to hi csd seat, feel ing more pur.zled about ber than he bad even been before. They wept on for some tim, past the great white c-ftlk bills, and the? the young wife, lookinf np suddenly, said: "Lord Dunhaven, I do tatt nnderstand business; I want you U ell me some thing." "1 nil tell you anything you may wish to know." "I have signed my deeds, and papers. I v, ant you to tell me if al, that money is ssfely yours now?" "Yen, it is mine and ysi.rs." "Will you tell me what part of it is uine?" she asked. "You would have kiiovvn hud you lis tened to Mr. Preston," b. said; "you have a settlement of so niuc a year out of it for your own piirpo. be said. "If 1 die before you it will tl revert to you, un lessbut I cannot explain more." "Tell me," she repeated, "if -I die what becomes of It ?" "My dear Hilda, do tot talk about dy inf In that cold-blooded fashion." jPtili, will you answer my question V" sbi said. "What would become of it?" -'.a that case," he said, "it would ail ewe to me." "And you would do as you like with it?" she asked. "Ye; it would be at my own disposal," be replied. "You might marry again and be quite nappy," 'ie said. He laughed. "How yonr imagination travels, Hilda," he snid. "I have only been married about seven hour, and you are talking about my second marriage." "I want you to answer me the ques tion simply from a business point of view," she said. "If I die could you marry again and keep It?" "Yea. certainly I could." be answered. If I died, you could marry again ' It" ...... tiiswered h:m by low. lunf ). "I am quite nssSt-d now." she ssld, i with trembling lips, "I uu rely wantt d ! to know if it were all safr for you." As he spoke she preed with bi r fin gers a letter that she had bidden in the bodice of her traveling dress. "He dues uot understand now," she said to herself, "but he will k:iow ail about it when he has read this." , . ... .. I l.i ,w ,,m. ..,!,..,..,. l.,iv ..t.'hine the nassen- rr ii thev alighted, ca ng ber bus- .n'DM-u. ..... m. r l,o,f .Mention ti r.niU- llnnhHven "Look, she said, "at that youug lady; how beautifully she is dressed. How young she is, yet she has a look like com- iug death in her face." ine young countess, wno overoe.ru iu She walked with ber husband in silence thn,t construction warranted. "Mo on to the pier; there was the lovely, laugh- I m "an be live fur die." in summer sea; the waves that she had Hastening to the hut where the in loved and listened to. A great longing came over ber to open ber arms and spring into that friendly sea, the chime; of the waves was so familiar to her. She saw the Channel boat at the end. The earl cried out: "The British Queen. I went in that same boat last year." They descended the steps and stood to gether on the deck while all the luggage was brought in. Lord Dunhaven said, at last: "Now we are all right;, the two ser vants re here, the luggage is all safe; we shall start in a few minutes." She looked wildly around. "I should like to go to the cabin." she said. "I will go alone. She turned to him and looked in hi. f.rp "Lord Dunhaven. you asked me4o kiss you a short time since, and I refused." she said; "will you shake bands with m"?" - inere was a strange light in tne darn eyes-sucn a strange light on tbe white) face that he was startled into ooing what , she asked him. il.tntlr Iia tsi.klr nor hntiil and held it for half a minute tightly clasp ed in his own. then he turned away, nml she went down the cabin stairs. A strange haste -ame over her; her trembling bauds could hardly obey her will. "Annie, 1 she cried, and her maid came quickly. "Give me the black cloak and the traveling bood," she said. In two minntes her whole outward ap- beautiful dress was covered by a 'long b'ack cloak: the besntiful bonnet with Its ! "l "" WMS- 80 1 ""Weu ui ci rich plumes had given place to a h:ack i reared, driving my head up traveling hood. Why. my lady, yon have quite dis guised yourself." said the maid. She looked up eagerly. "Do you think so, Annie? W ill the earl know me. do you think?" "I am quite sure he will not," said Annie. Then tbe young countess said: "I am going on deck now I will not remain here, Annie. The earl is smok ing; I will not go to him; but when the boat rs half way between England and France, give him this letter; it contain good news that will please him." (To be continued.) Robber-Prod aclng Plants. Monsieur Dybrowskl, professor of colonial agriculture at the lnstitut Ag ronornique, Paris, baa called the at tention of tbe French Government to the rapid disappearance of the caout chouc forests in all the equatorial re glow o the globe, and warns not only France but all other countries having tropical possessions that unless some preueutive steps are taken at once, the tlm U close at -band when all of tbe varS'wS) rubber-producing plants will bav! disappeared from their native haneta. Already, be says, in India the spontaneous production has diminish ed !n an alarming manner. Already, too, in all forests of the easily reached portions of Africa, the rubber-producing trees, have dlsapeared. They have becj; dt-stroyed In all the const regions, ano day by day the destroyers the guiii-gatlierers must jeuetrate deeper aur. deeper into the primeval tropical forests to obtain the world's supply. VL,cn one thinks of the Importance of tbt role played by rubber In the arts and industries, and of Its almost lu dlfpenaability In electrical science, the eH;ise for uneasiness becomes very mt.uifet. Monsieur Dybrowskl urges France a'kl Snbmd to lend all possible en co.irHement and aid to the culture of rubber producing plants. Experiments, Instituted In the Congo region. In the cUtivfttlon of a shrub, the caoutchou tler uf Ceura, have given brilliant re sulbj, and it U urged that they be ex teudfad. - In Case of Collision. When the use of the automatic vacu um brake was first made compulsory mi our railroads, great piling were taku by the foremen of engine sheds to see that the drivers were fully alive to tbe proper working of It. 14 one of our northern towns a fore man was examining a driver on thle subject, and after questioning blm for s(;ine time put the following query to him: "If you were In charge of mi engine 8nd the brake failed, and you saw n illusion wan unavoidable, what steps would you take?" Tbe answer. If totally unexeclcd, tas not devoid of genuine wit. Tbe nrlver looked his questioner up am down, and, with a look of contempt, blurted out: "The tender step, sir; and pretty handy, too!" Launching a Ship. The Japanese apply one of their many pretty ways to the launching of ship. They use no wine. Tliy bang over the ship' prow a bilge' paste board cage full of birds, and the mo ment the ship I afloat a mm pull a string, when the cage opens, and the birds fly away, making the air alive with muwlc and the whirr of wing. The Idea la that tbe birds thus welcome the ship aa site begin ber career as a thing of life. DOCTORING A NATIVE. A Experience of Missionary in Fur- Off Air cm. M!s Mary Klngsiley, In a recent tcrtuiiiLug artkl uioii hoiim of ber African exptfleufe, relates ber first attempt at doctoring a sick uative. S1m' bad olMtTred, during a ratlir tryln march w bleb br party bad bta uiak iug, that otie of the ciu riera bad begun .. ., i ,, i in rmU'H bad relieved hlin of hi load and b managed with much difficulty w " V " 1UJ oiuera umii will.. ...... 1 1 !.!. ....It. ..1 "",r a- iwum, Kim a uuu uujki for tile ulgllt. 1 S1k; Uhui Uado hie friends call In the bet doctor there wae In the place to attend tw th sufferer, and sb would pay aijU; but shortly after one of tlieui wme to HJjd ta langua ( Talld lay, abe found the native doctor elUlug outside, covering and uncover lag a small btwkrt, and muttering ln- cautatlons engaged, so the awestruck observers informed ber, In trying to find out "who bad stolen. one of the patient's souls." Wltiiout criticising this theory of the disease, the lady tactfully explained that perhaps. If tbey allowed ber to try, she might effect some good while the other doctor was completing bis dlaguueto and she got out her medical book It Informed her that the patient was uffertng, not from a missing soul, but ! f1 ,u klnJ of hifla ruination of Uie oram, ana uiat ne Hliould be Wintered I upon the back of the head and neck He lay upon his client, picking at the I floor with his bands, and evidently j delirious, as he was talking to his fatb- rt WUo had dU'd many years before. Rh4! Ixpl,jarHj a bllMer of mu.HtfllxJ. iaV K ... I ' eovered that the wool wa sweral lnehe deep on the back of the mau'g bead, aud that a place must be dipped cWr to receive the blUter, or It would have no effect. Taking a pair of seia rs, be eet about clearing a patch of scalp. "While I was engaged In tbte opera- I tlon, she ayn, "the patient wen off lntw convuJ1"n that frightened me tnrougn tne low roof mm! tearing that structure from its stiports, I wore It as a collar or neck-ruff, while the pa tient broke the rest of that simple homo completely up, and mixed blnutelf and the sidKsons and Uie muntard-leaves and the lantern so well wMithe debris that It took some time to sort'lilm out. "I regret to say, however, tliat he was neglected for some ten minutes, because the asweiiibled spectators roared so with laughter that tliey were Incapable of action, and I was buxy clearlng off my tflipcrstructure and try ing to extract an Interest lug and ex citing collection of centipedes, Hzanti, scorpions and tipiders from niy balr, wherein they had nought refuge on the occurrence of the cataclytwn. Nevertbelewi. she icrevered, and the invalid was finally extricated, cllpied and blistered, and In due time got well; but It Is probable that Miss KlngAley thereafter preferred oen-nlr practice, at leant wlu-n she liad to blister a ninn in delirium. Municipal Ownership. Gas plunta are oimrated by 1(58 olt lee of England and Scotland, Including almost every city of wmsequenee, ex cept Ixindon; by JW8 cities of Germany, Including thirty of tlie largest, such aa Berlin, Hamburg and Dresden; by Brussels, by Amsterdam, by many clt lee In the British colonies, and by tweJve American cltlew, including Wheeling, Louisville, Richmond and Philadelphia. Electric lighting plants are oiierated by over 'M) American niuniciimlltles. Including Dunkirk, In tub) State, and Jacksonville, Spring field, Little Hock, Topcka, Bay City, Detroit and Chicago; by many Brltiidi cities; by some in the Australian colon lew, and by thlrb-eu German cJtlee, In cluding Hamburg ami Dremlen. Street ralroads ure owned and oierated in thirty-three cities of fdnglnud and Scotland, by some cltlee of Germany, Switzerland, Holland and of the Aus tralian colonics, by Toronto, and In a measure by New Orleans. To put tbe matter Into condensed form, municipal owncntlklp of one or more of these Htreet franchise prevails Ln over 700 cities, and Is authorized by the laws of a score of States and countries. Time waa when private ownership of all trec4 franchises was the rule. Now the chief est dtk of the world are for enklng It. Progress In Uie art of munie llMtl affairs Ln all In tbe direction of municipal ownership. Municipal ownership is, therefore, no new or over radical thing. It la neither socialistic, communistic, nor popultatlc. It Is feasible and practicable. It must Ik' at least reasonalJy successful, and it cannot Is- attended with any greater political evil than the no more univer sal municipal ownership of dis ks, fcr rie, bridges, market) and the water sujuply. Ho much the experU-nee of thewe other cities Indicates to us. Municipal Affair. A Wonderful Clock. Two years ago n South Chicago jew eler did some figuring. He calculated that be would, Ui all probability, live forty years. He knew Unit it takes at least two minute to wind tlie ordinary Itouse clock At that rate lie figured that be would, during the n-st of his life, spend about sixty days of his valuable time winding the clock, to say fw firing uf the time and tenqs-r lost tbAHigh forgetting U. Then he decided to make a clock that would have to be wound but once 1c forty years. He spent Ma odd minutes at the task aod baa sua seeded in producing a won derful piece of mechanlani-tbe only one of Ma kind, be cJalitte, In the world. TbJa forty -year timepiece la fifteen hiclies W diameter, and weighs awram- ty-tive potu!. Tlie movement I geared so that the !rrel-wbeej con taining tbe mainspring retolvca la two and a half years. When this -wheel Im made fifty-six revolution somelssly will have to give the key seventeen turns. Tlie clock; will then te wound up for another forty yearn. The first wheel from lwrrel-whecl crowd around at tbe rate of one turn a year. Tbe dial-plate Is six Inches in diameter. , The making of the work took most) of the Jeweler's leisure for twenty-four month. The movement is ful-Jeweled. The clock will be put fcti a hermetfc-allyj sealed guise ease, and It will work lri a vacuum, thus lessening frictUn and; preventing the oil from drying. Phil adelphia Tiiiiee. Herbert Spencer I anxious to bring tbe biological part of hi work up to date, and ha five secretaries at work helping hku. HI health is o feeble that he I only able to manage at In tervals an hour's work In a day. An advertisement in the Ijondon Daily New offer for a history of Call-1 fori) la fifty dollar. It must be com-i. piled from mnterial In tbe British Mu-' scum. The length of the history Is also iaid down at four hundred thousand words. It could lie produced, at tbe rate of two thousand words a day, ln two hundred day, or In nearly seven, months. On the same morning, In Chicago, the Tribune and the Times-Herald review-; ed Robert HlcheDs' novel, "Flames,"! ntid the phrasing was somewhat amum i!i. Sakl the Times-Herald. "The Green Cnrnatlon' was a green lily pad Coating on the surface of stagnant slime aud ooze, compared with this,' n hlch Is1 ooze Itself down to tbe very bottom of the iool." The Tribune said: "For the healthy adult mind, Flames' Is aa pure and elevating as the Illy that' elevate Itself out of ofwse and sllnie." W. T. Stead fear that the growth of diale-ts and of slang will split the mother tongue up Into so many portion that before we know It people who, lave always lieen understamled of one nuother will have to converse with the aid of an Interpreter. The Indon, f:lecta!or says that no academy for the preservation of the English language ' needed, and continues: "We do not believe that any need exists, because1 we entirely deny the proposition that the English race. In Its various habita tions, Is taking to unintelligible dia lects. We have never met with n new- )jiper article In nMsIern English, much bss a printed look, whether balling from America or Australia If not In tended to be a skit on current local . lang which was not perfectly intelll- fc'ble to any educated man who uses the English language aa his mother tongue. The marvelou thing alsiiit the free trade In words which ha been employed In the English language is the manner In which it has kept the English language steady. HiMks writ ten In the Eliza iM-tliau age are still ikt fectly Intelligible. There Is going to lie no English tower of Ilalx-1. Instead, the language will broaden and deepen, trd yet remain as clear as ever It v,as." Feed His Mule Fence Kails. An okl southwest Georgia neirro called to one of tlie laborers In his vine yard. "You, John! Hit's time ter fw-d dat mule. Give him a couple of fiiu-e rails quick!" He doooi't eat fnice mils, doe he? Inquired a bystander. "Lawd bless you, yes, suh!" reiillcd the old man. "Dat de-whets hi tietite. He-use ter b'lonir ter one u dese oftlse-wekcrs, en lie got so hongry standln liit,4ii-d In de saui lnt h started on fence lulls fer a Uvln; en now 1m? won't tackle grass tell hen done eat up a string er feme, den he eats oats or griw for dessert. 'v snh," continued tlie old man. "he vt l(se de yuther day en took en eat uo one wnoie gatie end ob Elienezer chapel, an' w'en we run up ou him he wuz maiun' a break fex de jiew en de puipu: Key wouldn't bn-n mn-h n dat metrtln'-house left ef ever lie'd got ter ue uisuie er It Give him fence rails. John; lie got ter do some lu.r.i plowin' dia mawnlnT'-Atlanta Con stttutlon. The Ileneflt of 8ef Help. Hooker T. W Bailing ton. the orator, constantly Impresses ujion tlie niuuia oi tne meniners of his race to whom lie taJka the adviintng to U gatmi rrom HHMiHp. In a recent Keech be told a good yarn to Illustrate ins iint. -i imtc inn't much rMlll we get ln tlits country w It bout working for It," he sa'l. "I rciiMMiilier . ..h- of an old negro wlio wanted a Clirlst- iinis dinner ami prayed nlitht tu.r night: !rd, please send turbo,, t tbU darkey.' Hut ixme came to blm Finally be prayed; () lAtr,t send this diirky to a turkey.' Atui he got one that some night." Nerve or a Hitting Hen. Fire broke out sliortJy before uoon yesterday In a n)M In the rear of MO Eat Washington street, owned by George Hoffmim. The firemen saved a lire and prevented the n., frm, spreading. A sllUng lien occupied a nest In one corner of the sbl, nod notwithstanding ilw fal Uiat slie was drenched with chemical matter, she refill! to move. The tire wait all alut her, and finally imf 0f tix mm picked ber up and carried hw, aaat and all, Into the alley. The hen atoowed her disapproval of the famWamy n the part of the fireman by cackUmi loudly.-Indlanapoii journal