The Sioux County journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1888-1899, September 02, 1897, Image 2
.1 '2iW)Z ... 'Vaj .,. -V- -J.-. tbatrison Journal. BO. D. CAVUM, Cilo ud Pros. BARRISOX, - HEB. A tfrl In New Haven Is said to be turning to atone. She Is In a itoHitinn dow to give the boys the warble heart. A New York paper asserts that a flgmntic dynamite trust Is now Is-lng rga nixed. That report was exploded leveral months ago. Macaulay siieaks of & good woman who "accompli bed" a great age. But Human has never regarded age as one f her acomplisbuieints. A patient investigator finds that Ba con's sentences are three times as long u Shakspeare's. The test was applied to over 60,000 words of each author. A New York man has gone insane from the effects of a mosquito bite. If bills are presented persistently they Ere enough to drive almost any man crazy? The Massachusetts State peniten tiary has been robbed. Perhaps some f the guests are merely practicing, to keep their hands in during their en forced vacations. Russell Sage is suing the Erie Kail road Company for the price of a pet mare killed by cars. We predict that It will be a horse on the company when the litigation ends. The motto of the graduating class of the Arkansas city high school this year was "The Ocean Lies Just Before Us."' The study of geography seems to have been badly neglected in that school. James J. Corbett appeared In a base ball game in New York and made three good hits. Mr. Oorbett's great mistake seems to be that he didn't use a base ball bat earlier in his public perform ances. A Chicago paper's headline, "Weylor Hope to Defeat tiomez," is not partic ularly startling Just at this time. Wey ler has been giving a continuous per formance with that hope for a year and a half. The bicycle has succeeded because the Individual makers and dealers ad vertind their wares, and the com manding positloij the silent steed holds to-day Is a speaking argument of the value of advertising. A dispatch from Easton, Pa., says that three Chicago lawyers are there "looking for heirs to a million-dollar estate." This looks suspicious; If those fellows were Chicago lawyers they would be looking solely for the million. English na gators keep a close ref old of the appearance of new rocks and ahoali. The number reported last year was 209, and twenty-one were discovered by vessels striking on them. This old-fashioned way to take sound ings Is accurate, but unscientific. A New York paper sneers at the Gov ernor of Indiana because that official is devoting his time to an endeavor to find a cure for hog cholera instead of thinking overtime on matters of state craft. He Is giving bis constituents better service than nine-tenths of the Governors are. A memorial tablet recently placed in an English church commemorates a life that was "an exemplification of the charity that never fails, the humility that never boasts;, the patience . that never tires, the hope that never fades." Could there well be a better summary of a well-spent life? The Timis-Star, of St dan, Kan., says: "There was a large attendance at the Washington dance night before last, and everylsxiy had an enjoyable time. There was lots of fiddling and dancing, plenty of drinking and fighting, and a good time generally. Only one man was shot, and he was not severely In jured." On with the dance; let Joy be unconfined. Brooklyn's Society for the Preven tion of Cruelty to Children has occu pied Its new and finely equipped build ing in the crowded part of the city. fThe structure has a flat roof, which is to be fitted up as a playground for chil dren who are temporary occupants of the shelter. In American architecture the utilization of the roof Is becoming an interesting feature. Dubuque Times; There l no doubt .that farming will pay one time per lhaps not as well as another, financial !ly, but In comfort. Independence and in plenty, the reward is exceedingly 'grrnt. It Is a grand and noble vocation and any young man should be proud he has had opportunity for expe rience in farm life. There ought to be more farmers and fewer doctors and lawyer. Evidence that tbe world moves was to hnve been expected from the Uni versal Postal Congress In Washington. Perhaps the most striking bit. of testi mony was the decision of Korea to come Into the postal union. It Is only n Tew years since Korea was known throughout the civilized world as the ("hermit klnKdom," but there Is nothing ihertnlt-llke In this desire of the K ore- Bon. Minneapolis Times: We are accus- to uujttlnted eulogy of the Jury tem, nd while In every ther as- be Majority rule lit eonoeiieu, no eiM but In the Jury room is It rei-ognl.cd tl'' Ow-re must tie absoluti Kjwiit by every person vented with au thority before a-tln can be had or decision reached. The very statement i ti ! cast- shows Uie a I sturdily of the Jury system, often a vice. It is an absurdity; it U Snoring lias at Utsi proved fatal not to the stiorer, but to the snoree, so to sieuk. The victim was a 3-year-old girl in Cauarsie, X. Y. She found a man lying asleep in a building on her faite:'., projt Ay, emitting such terriflo noises that lihe was thrown into con vulsions and died a few hours later. The cause of the trouble was a drunk en man, and the heaviest punishment that could be meted out to htm was ten days' imprisonment. Every day brings Into existence a new set of relatives for the late Bar ney Barnato. It In not U-youd the poa slMlities that some of these jieople were really related to the Kaffir king, but many of them are undoutxedly frauds. Had they in truth lieen his relatives they would have made themselves, known Ions Itefore this. But a man who has accumulated a fortune such as his must exject to have claimants for his extate. "Nothing new under the sun." said the preacher. Yet many people think that he did not foresee the bicycle.1 Nevertheless, Mr. Yang Yu, late Chi nese minister to this country, declares that they used Irioyehs in the Flowery Kingdom twenty centuries ago. Hp adds that their manufacture was final ly prohibited by the Emperor been use the Chinese women rode so constantly that they neglected their families and domestic duties. This bit of satire "n dicates that Mr. Yang Yu has attained a very intelligent appreciation of Oc cidental humor during his residence in this country. in the new ' dustless railway coach, I ivkett's Vircinir n.s were passing through; built for the Texas Midland Hailroad, I Supple as steel and as brown as leather water-drenched veutilators are located Rusty I'nd dusty of hat and shoe, in the walls of the car between he Wonted to hunger and war and weath windows, ami water pipes produce a shower of artificial rain In each veatj- J Peerless, fcarl.sR, an army's flower! lot. fir ,..., ,.t ,,..,-.., th water is carried under pressure through the pipes to drench each of the wire fabric air-filters In the ventila tors. The power is derived from the axle and Is transmitted through the medium of (ten) flexible coiled wire bands side by side on the combination and wheel. The same water Is forced through the pJpes and ventilators re peatedly, leing used over and over again. The senate, or governing txxly of Cambridge University, England, has rejwted by a large majority a propo sition to grant to women students the degree of bachelor of arts. For the. last sixteen years duly qualified wom en studen ts at Glrton and Newnhain ltave leen admitted Ut the honor exam inations at Cambridge; a separate class ILst has been provided for them, and successful candidates have leen given a diploma by tin? university. During this jieriod the name of aliout 700 women students have Is-en recorded in the university calendar. The move ment to secure for women the formal degree conferred tiion men students was strongly siiorted, but failed le cause of a fear tliat It would had to giving women a share in the govern ment of tbe university, ami thus change Its character. The Presbytery of New York has passed a resolution condemning the practice of holding funerals upon Sun day. As no re::: on is given for the dis couragement of Sunday funerals, the impression is left they are looked upon as infraction of the fourth command ment. About the only thing which the Sabbatarians had left for one to do upon Sunday was to die or to be burled, and now- this privilege too Is to be taken away. Sunday burials liave long since ceased to be "fashionable," but otherwise there has never been any objection to them. It may possibly be that they are considered as imiKis'.Lig too much labor ukpii the clergy in ad dition to their other duties. I.'uril man kind has discovered some way in which to slave off bis death In order to make his funeral possible either upon Satur day or Monday he will have to be con tent to die without benefit of the New Y'ork Presbytery. Kansas City enjoys the dlstincUou of letting a contract for buryui'g itd pauper dead for 10 cent a head. One of t he Aldermen objects to such a cheap burial as an Indecency, aitd he says that the contract should le let at such a price "as will permit of a respectable, Christian burial." The wncractor de fends hi.s bid on tlhe work and says that for tliat price he can provide each pau per who dies with a oft allied pine cofliu, a separate grave and a head lxard con taining an Inscription. He expe. ts to make his profits from those relatives who appear after a time and are will ing to priy for the removal of the lxxly and Hs reinterment in a more elalsirate manner. His bid Is the r-sult of trade comict!tion with his fellow undertak ers. He says they tried to drive him out of the business, and he thereupon cut his rates and underbid them for the contract. Aside from cut rate In bur- i Iain, the mutter Is interesting as bring ! Ing tip the qtiesiUx of the lowest il.'tire at which one rimy Is- burled In n "re- spectable. Christian" intuitier. The OriKinal Tea. Fred F. Ilasam. the Boston anti quarian, has In his jioHwsHlon a tsittle of the tea which on the nlghrt of I lee. HI, 17T.1, was emptied from the BritisJi vessel by tlie Roston Tea Party. I'ostoffice Havings flank. Tlierp are 20, 4) jswtoffli-e" In th miUl Kingdom and 28.K) lutter boxes, Savings lmnk buslne Is traa actcti at 1L0O0 offices. I lill U0UMIN(f CANNON RECITALS OF CAMP AND TLE INCIDENTS. BAT- Pnrvivora of tba Rebellion Relate Many Amusing and Martling Inci dents of Marches, Caaap Life, Forag ing Experiencea and Battle rVcenea. Oreencaatle Jcnnr. Oh, Gret-ncnstle streets, where a stream jf lccl With the slanted muskets the soldiers I m re. And the scared earth muttered and shook tu feel The trauip and the rumble of Ixmg s t reel's Corps; The bands were blaring "The Bonny Blue Flag," And the banners borne were a motley many; And wat:hing the gray column wind and drag Was a slip of a girl we'll call her Jenny. A slip of a girl what need her name? With her cheeks aflame and her lips aqiiiver. As she leaned and looked with a loyal shame At the steady flow of the steely river; I Till a storm grew black in the hazel eyes Time had not tamed, nor a lover sighed ! for; And she ran and she girded her, apron- -ine. With the flag she loved and her brothers I died for. I Out of the doorway they saw her start, j (I'ickiMt's Virginians were marching I through i, The hot little foolish hero-heart, ! Armored with mars and the sacred blue. Clutching the folds of red and w hite Stood she and bearded those ranks of theirs, Shouting shrilly with all her might, "Come and take it, the man that darenl" merrier soi.ners uie wo.io i.e..-., I Marching lightly, that Summer hour, lo death and failure and fame forever. Ruse from the rippling ranks a cheer; Pickett saluted, with hold eyes beam ing, Sweeping his hat like a cavalier. With his ti'wny locks in the warm wind streaming. Fierce little Jecny! Her courage fell, As the firm lines flickered with friendly laughter, And Grencastle streets pave back the yell That Gettysburg slopes gave back soon after. So they cheered for the flag they fought With the generous glow of the stubborn fighter. Loving the biave as the brave man ought, Anil never a finger -was raised to fright her; So they marched, though they knew it not, Through the fresh grepn June to the shock infernal, To the hell of the shell atid the plunging shot, And the charge that has won them a name eternal. And she fell at last, as she hid her face; There had hi in at the root of her child ish daring A trust in the men of her own brave race. And a secret faith in the foe's forbear ing, And she sobbed, till the roll of the rum bling gnu And the swinging tramp of the march ing wen Were a memory only, and day wag done, And the stars in the fold of the blue I II 11.1111. j (Thank Cod that the day of the sword is done, And tho st;irs in the fold of the blue attain! I Helen Gioy Cone, in Scribner's. "Mother ICclcrrlTke" Hnnnrerl. Fully 200 old soldiers, their families and friends crowded Into Bunker Hill, Kan., recently, to honor and pay their re- s;,ect to that moth er of all soldiers. Mrs. Biokerdyke. The Mother Bicker dyke day was origi nated by Command er Bcjtkin as a to ken of the gratitude of the Western sol dier to an estimable W Willi T, Mother Bicker dyke, while 80 MI1S. HICKKKUYKK. yran, 0f flc JM r(J tnnrkably vigorous and In gmsi health. Mil' delights to see the soldiers and cheer them In their old age. As each delegation came Into the city they went to the home of Mother Bickenlyke and paid their respects. She received each one with a handshake and a cheering word. The services were held lu a large tent. Addiecses were made by A. J. Iickson of HuBsell and William Bus. ko!1 of Bunker Hill. A hundred old veterans worted Mother BIckerdyke to the celebration In a hack. Address es were made by Commander Rot kin. General Lewis llandback of Topeka and Colonel Thomas Jackson of New ton. Mother BIckerdyke was present ed with a sliver water service by the G. A. R. of Kansas In cr,irmiomorsti.,i of her labors I Kansas. for the old soldiers of Mrs, BIckerdyke wns Mary At u Hail, find she w:is hum lit Mount Version, Ohio, la IS 17. She came from the ld pilgrim stock. Intermingled with the Knickerbocker. Her ancestors came from Flighted almost a century Iwfore the great rciolutlon, and It Is from the Virginia Balls Unit Mrs. BIckerdyke Is descended. After a course at Oberlln College. Miss Hall studied the methods of the cursing of that day In the hospital" of Cincinnati, After her marriage she removed to Galeburg, 111., and the dentil of her luiM'.itid Iri't her to cUj pert two children. At the beglliuiti,' of the civil war she offered her sen leva to the sanitary con mission at CI. huge and, being accepted, was uwlgued to Cairo, 111. SI, served all through th war, and her fame as a nurse srea l throughout the armies of the North ami the South. Many a brave soldier owes his life to her, and she Is honored by the soldiers as Is no other woman. Since the close of the war "Mother" BIckerdyke has lent her vslunble aid to many charitable missions in the Fast and in the West. She has UfU a lx-n-sion agent, and in that capacity she has seen that many a deserving soldier has got his rights. Of late years she has lived at Salina. Kan., closiug tlw years of a well-spent life. l.'naake-l Advl-e fir Grant. General Horace Porter's '-Campaigning with Grant," in the Century, deals with the preparations for the last cam paign. General Porter says; General Grant had become very tired of discussing methods of warfare w hleh were like some of the problems described in algebra as "more curious than useful," and he was not sufficient ly LnterestiHl in tbe canal to be present at the explosion which was expected to complete It. AlKiut this time all the cranks lu the country, beside men of real Inventive genius, were sending ex traordinary plans and suggestions for capturing Richmond. A proposition from an engineer was received one day, accompanied by elaborate drawings and calculations, which had evidently involved Intense labor ou the part of the author. His plan was to build a masonry wall around Richmond, of an ; elevation higher than the tallest houses, then to fill the enclosure with water pumped from the James River, i ami drown out the garrison and people like rats In a cage. The exact number of pumps required and their capacity had Imh'u figured out to a nicety. Another inventive genius, whose j mind seemed to ruu lu th" direction of t the science of chemistry and the prae-; tice of sternutation, sent in a chemical' formula for making an all-powerful j snulT. In his communication lie as sured the commanding general that aft er a series of experiments he had made with it on ieope and animals, he wasj sure that If shells were filled with It j and exploded within the enemy's lines, the troops would ls seized with such j violent fits of sneezing that they would i soon become physically exhausted with the effort, and the I'u'ou army could I walk over at Its leisure and pick them 1 up as prisoners without Itself losing a man. i A certain officer had figured out fro:;: j statistics that the James River froze j over about once In seven years, and that this was the seventh jear, and ad vised that troops be massed lu such a position that when the upper part of the James changed from a liquid to a solid, columns could be rushed across It on the Ice to a position In rear of the enemy's lines, ami Richmond would be at our mercy. A sorcerer lu Rochester sent the general word that he had cast his horoscope, and gave hint a clear and unclouded Insight Into his future, and added to its general attractiveness by telling him how gloriously he was going to succeed lu taking Richmond. One evening the gom-nil referred to these emanations of tbe prolific brains of "ir people, and the many novel sug gestions made to him, beginning with the famous jK)wder-lo;it sent against Fort Fisher, and clos 1 the conversa tion by saying: "This is a very sug gestive age. Some people seem to think that au army can be whi; pod by wait ing for rivers to freeze over, exploding powder at a distance, drowning ou3 troops, or setting mem to Mieezing; but It will always be found l:i the end than the only way to whip au army is to gd out and fight It" Grant Dffera Hla Pumc to Ilia Kncmjr. General Grant never mentioned ono Incident lu counn tloti wiih the battle of DonelsoTi, and no cue ever heard of It until It was related by his opponent In that liflttle. General Buckner. In a seech made by that officer at a lin (juet given In New York on the anni versary of General Grant's birthday, April 27. ISx'.t. he said: " I'nder these eircumsiaiXTS. sir, I surrendered to General Gran;. I had at a previous time ls'friended him, and It has been Justly .said that he never forgot au act of kindm-ss. I met him on the boat, and he followed me when I went to my quarters. He left the officers of his own army and followed me, with that modi-si manner jieculiar to himself, in to the shadow, and there tendered me his purse. It seems to me, Mr. Chair man, that In the modesty of his nature he was afraid the H'ht would wltni-stf that net of generosity, and sought to hide It from the world. We can appre ciate that, sir." Century. Cleara 111 Krcord. It Is never too bite to clear one's name, and that is why Judge Roger A. Pryor, now of New York. d nli-s the story, which foi.i.d orodor.ee in some quarters, that li" deserted from the Confederate army during the civil war. A Vermont officer who had gone to the picket line to swap some tolmeeo was taken prisoner by the rebels. T)i" l'n lon men vowed revenge for what Ihey considered the violation of a ta'it truce, and they swore to take the next "Johnny" who came up to swap. It happem-d to lie ' .orcl Pryor. That Is what be suis, jr ' he Is corroborated hy the Vermont ..lieec. To llraxc Itickena Landmarks. It Is promised to tear down a jKiiiion of the older jmrt of Iii.don, and In do ing this a locality with which Olckeiis Is Identlfiiil In some of his Iwst-remeni-bercd novels has lieen ibioinod to go. It Is even said that the exact building which he put Into fame as the Old Cu riosity Shop Is one of them. But some of the Kngllsh people are pleading for Hip preservation of this locality, tic cause TMckens has In effect made It a feature In London history. THE HEAT mjUjT3J)PAUfiUST, J . Mr Plnkbam'a Explanation of th UmiBual Number of Djuth ft&d Frootratlona Amotisr Women. The great heat plague of August, lesson. One could not fail to notice the dead throughout this country, that 4Via wifttma urpm wiimiiti tn ttij.ir tHtrtw-a women between forty-five and fifty. The women who suecuniWd to the pro- tracted heat were women whose energies were exhausted oysuflerings peculiar to their sex; women who, taking' no thoug nf ttiemsid reft, or whn. attfli-hinir Hrt i -- ruplanK0 f.i fint. ivmntiima a 1 1fiLi'..j1 ttii.tl" y. . i female system to become run down. Constipation, capricious appetite, restlessness, ( forebodings of evil, vertigo, languor, and ness, especially in uie morning, an itching sensation which suddenly attacks one at niirht. or whenever the blood becomes too long to build up your strength, that is now a positive necessity! Lydia B. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has spe cific curative powers. You cannot do bettei than to commeuce a course of this grand of first bymptoms you will w:e by the ing sensation rrive-n tin wlwn y s o "c - got a bottle. I thought I would me. I wish I could get every lady in the land to try it, for it did for me what doctors could not do." Mrs. Sai.i.ik Ciiaio, Baker's Landing. Pa. STREET WAO SELLS WAR CRYS. One lakca Pity on an Arn.iT LoHate and lit I to Sell Her loprra. One wore the modmt blue of the Sal vation Army, the other the ragged rai ment of the street waif. Both wen plrls and Isith were selling papers. They came together ou a Market street cor ner. The newsgirl eyed the War Cry lassie for a minute or two anJ then sidled slowly up to her. "How's biz?" she asked. The girl In the blue uniform ami poke bonnet looked at the little tot in sur prise. "Not very good," she answered, after a moment. "Folks ain't bt:j In' d,1 1 .; ers very swift, eh?" "I'm not wiling many War Crys, If that Is what you mean." "Dws yer have ter stay out till yer sells 'em all?" "No, I don't have to, but I generally do." "Take yer a long time ternlght, eh?" "Yw, Twill be out very hue, I expect. I'm awfully tired, too." That seemed to determine something the ragged one evidently had lecn turn ing over In her mind. "I only got a couple more Kilpers left pieself," she said, "an' if yer don't mind I'll help yer out." The novelty of the proposition of a deaire for asiHiaiice caused the War Cry lnssle to accept the proposition, 1 and half of the Salvation papers werr j turned over to the newsgirl. The lat- 1 ter started In to work vigorously and pretty soon had the other girl's paiers going like hot cakes. Ragged news girls don't often peddle. War Crys and the people she approached appreciated the fact enough to avail themselves of the opiHirtunlty. In perhaps half au hour the ragged one returned to the War Cry girl minus papers, but with a little list full of nickels. "Say," she said, "it's dead easy. Wlsh't I could sell 'em all de time. Is dere much in It?" "Oh, my, no," the War Cry girl ex plained. "I don't get anything at all." The "newsy's" eyes opened wide In surprise. Then she voiced her opin ion: "Hen yer mus' lie as ensy as selliif de War Crys was. I'm going now. (rood I'lny the Teal of t liaracler. "It Is not to be Inferred that because play Is our normal condition It Is there fore an experience to be Indulged tln without discrimination,' writes Rev. Charles H. Parkhurst, I). D., In an ar ticle on "The Young Man at Play," In the Ladies' Pome Journal. "Be cause play Is the absence of constraint a man lu his play will be himself sin cerely ami unaffectedly. In play there Is no affectation. If indulged in with out consideration Its character will de note perfectly the character of the player. He will sink or rl.ie In It to his true level. One may do very good work and commit himself to reputable and magnificent purposes, and yet In the Intervals of enterprise may fall to 'an exceedingly low key-be a grand worker but a degraded player. That Is I because work is subject to constraint. and play (so far forth) Is ri'jt. The only way we can exactly determine our own character Is by noticing what It Is we do when we are doing exactly what we want to do-that Is. what we do when we are at play. There Is no criterion of a man's quality so neeur te as his amusements, for In them there Is thp renunciation of disguises. Our real Inwardness discloses Itself not In what we do. but In what we per fectly enjoy doing. This test Is rather l severe one, and Is, perhaps, calcu lated by the books he devotes himself to when he Is studiously a' work, but by those h ! h-'n led In when he Is reading fer h i ic,'isiireof it." It iii earier t i set a man doAii than t let him up. Tbe needs o( virtue row best when planted early. Your s.'U will not go right while your thought go wronit When weeping mothi r ue given the ballots, their tesri will ;n'l out the llret of distilleries. It is easier for water t i run up hill, than (or a selffth man t" le bsppy. You've reaJ the I'.iblo itli the com ment) rv. now read it with (lie 'nilng. was not without its in the I jo (7 lists of so many of tiri1 tJ jfSfi iJW. , -V-l - J' weak ' ' 'medicine. By tbe neglect following letter what terrible suffering Si J71 NT m MI "BaaaaBBBBBBBa came to Mrs. Craig, and how she was cured : " I have taken Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and think it is the best medicine for women in the world. I w as so Weak and nervous that I thought I could not live from one day to the next. I had pro lapsus uteri and leucorrlxea and thought I was go ing into consumption. 1 would get so faint I thought I would die. I had dragging pains in my back, burn down to rny feet, and so many miserable feelings. People said that I looked like a dead woman. Doctors tried to cure me, but failed. I had T twni'rt rif th' PinltlHm mcdlcinp. T - - did not have much faith in it, but try it, and it made a new woman of Spnka.for Good eooda. Agitation for good rmdn Is nieetlns the cordI.il Indorsement of public mea w ho stop to give It more than a paltla thoiignt. Kx-Yfoe-Prcsldent Adlal V.. Stevenson la now among those who strongly commend the movement of th Leag le of American Wheelmen for let ter highways. In a recent lerter he said: "I am In full sympathy with the ef forts now lsil;g made to secure good roads throu.'buit our country. This ! a living question. There is little diffi culty hi getting from one large city to another, or even In crossing the conti nent. Imt the Imisirtiiut quiMoli Ui how lo get from the country home to tha school house, to the church, to Uie mar ket. It Is a gratifying fact that this siibJ.H-t is now undergMng thorough d'.scusslon In many of our States. Tho result will le lH-netIcl.il. Like other im IKrtant ques'tlotw, it will work out Its own solution. I agree w!:h Gov. Mark ham tliat 'g'xj-1 fi'ids mean advanced civHixntlon.1 When je.jpk like Mr. Steven mii itegin to empluiHze the ne d of bettiT coun try highway, surely there must lie a great public Interest to be subserved. And what are the facts? Mr. Su-ven-aofi Uvea at Rloomlngton, 111., in the center of a d1trict wIiomc roads are no torioiady bail. It is wit the only dis trict of Its kind. There ure doet of such dWitrlet In every St:ite In the Un ion. The Bloomington district ! only a sample, and should not lie singled out as an Illustration, but for coincidence. A prominent pajs-r In Illinois recently published thin lnter"t.tig dtftjwiU'H fmm Its BliKunitig'oh cf,rr-nisndtnt: , The embargo of mud ! complete In central miiiois. ranc: w lived In Mcl.et.in Comity more tban hnlf a ceniui-y de-lnre th.it they have never i.eeii the roads so utterly Impassable an tliev .-ire now. General stagnatUm In is-t.il! trade U the rtwilt. Fanners find It !tiijrslb!e to come to town in a light vehicle drawn by four 'n---es. Much of the com stored In crib: has rotted on the i-ob and crumbles in the shelter. The condition of grain Is giving tlii farmers serious trouble." A lion her Inlen-sting piece of news .omes from Massachusetts. In n town f alut r,(M'0 Inlwb'tati's in that Stats l dwelling house w:i.s ''ruiil to the ground txt'tisc tie roads were too tnuddy for the tire department to reach h. Insurance men claim that Uie town ran be held responsible for the hxai. Hnnu '1 eU i) V. acliinery. If Inventions continue to multiply nt the present rate, the duy tuny speedily come when pian will have to sit with folded arms while 1,1s work and evr.fl his pleasures are turned out for him. Science has lately given us a marvel lu the shape of a card-counting machine, Two of these most Interesting automa ta now working are used for counting and tying postal a ids ;:.; small bun dles. Two of the mar hu.es are capa ble of counting .M'O.txio . ards In Unborn-sand wrapping ami i.ing the mime In packages of twenty-five each. In this operation the paper Is pulled off i drum by two long "lli.-seis" which otiie up from below, and another finger dips In a vat of gum and applies Itself to the wrapping paper In exactly tho tight spot. Other parts of the maehlna twine the paper around the pack of ards and then a "thumb" presses over the sjMit where the g: :.; Is. and th package, tied wllh the ; : per slip, is thrown upon a curry be.t cendy foi delivery. Popular Kcletov News. Why lieen I.Ike Night Work. Fees prefer to work in the dark be cause the action of sunlight upon th honey U to cause the sugar to granulate out. and so to solidify the whole mass. In which conillloti !; 1 i no Use either to tlieucelve.- or i::-.r : 1 - I a id - I r. A letter add'csse l by a Post miari to Miss Beatrice llarraden at li'iiirne mouth, England, w here she has hocn laying since lant full, wns returned by, w Kn.'lioli poHtolIire peoile miirked ' InpnUic'.en'iy a liltepfi." Jul an Storey, the arlict buband ol tliiiiiia llano's, in now in K me at work . t."ti a uiemorinl 1 1 1 e t of the 'ate Lord tUndolpti Churchill, which is to in ,:Uce in the members' entrance tc :li iioune of com toons, I