The Sioux County journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1888-1899, August 05, 1897, Image 4
A " " . . .at . n. V tm1 TO THE STORE CLERK :NCOURACMENT for sales men mid SALESWOMEN. let. Ttlmmge Preaches to a Mighty Hoata of Toilers-lie Gives Good Ad v.ce for the Life that Now la aa Well aa for the life to Come. Ou- Washington Pnlpit. This sen.. on of Dr. Talmage addressed b the pv;it host of clerks in stores aud ttiice and : ..dories will inspire such per aitist with healthful ambition and allay uauy of their annoyances. Text, Acts :vi 14. ' And a certain woman named i-ydiu, a seller of purple, of the city of I'hyath-a, which worshiped God, heard w hose heart the Lord opened." Pro verbs sxii., 2t): "Seest thon a man dili ;eDt in bin business? He shall stand be ore kings." The first passage introduces to you Lyd a, a Christian inert-nantess. Her busi iess is to deal in purple cloths or silks. She is not a giggling noneutity, but a jruetieal woman, not ashamed to work 'or her living. All the other women of Philippi and Thyatira have been forgot en, but God has made immortal in our :ext Lydia, the Christian saleswoman. The other text shows you a man with lead and hand and heart and foot all may toiling on up until he gains a prince y success. '"Seest thou a man diligent n his business? He shall stand before sings." Great encouragement in these two pas lages for men and women who- will be ntsy, but no solace for those who are waiting for good luck to show them at the 'oot of the rainbow a casket of buried fold. It is foliy for anybody in this world to wait for something to turn up. !t will turn down. The law of thrift is as nexoraMe as the law of the tides. For tune, the magician, may wave her wand n that direction until castles and p-t'nces .ouie, but she will after awhile iuvcri the same w.tnd, and all the splendors will vanish into thin air. There are certain styles of behavior jvhich lead to usefulness, honor and per aianent success, ami there are certain styles of behavior which lead to dust. dis honor and moral default. I would like to ire the ambition of young people. I have ao sympathy with those who would pre pare young folks for life by whittling Iowa their expectations. That man or aoman will be worth nothing to church ir state ho begins life con ed down. The business of Christianity is not to quench but to direct human ambition. Therefore t is that I utter words of encouragement Iu those who are occupied as clerks in the stores and shops ami bauking houses of .he country. Ihey are not an exceptional .'lass. They belong to a great company of 'ens of thousands who are in this country, amid circumstances which will either mike or break theui for time and for jteruity. Many of these people have al ready achieved a Christian manliness and i Christian womanliness which will be their passport to any position. 1 have seen their trials. I have watched their per plexities. There are evils abroad which need to be hunted down aud dragged out into the noonday light. Only a Schoolrnom. Jn the first place, I counsel clerks to re member that for the most part their clerk ship is only a school from which they are to be graduated. It takes about eight years to get into one of the learned profes sion!. It takes aliout cipht years to get to be a merchant. Some of you will be clerks It 11 your lives, but the vast majority of you ore only in a transient )osition. Af ter awhile some I)eceinlier day the head men of the firm will call you into the back office, and they will say to you: "Now, you have done well by u.s. We are going to do well by you. We invite you to have an in terest in our concern." You will bow to that, edict very gracefully. Getting into a street car to go home an old comrade will meet you and say, "What makes you look so happy to-night?" "Oh," you will say, "nothing, nothing!" Hut in a few days your name will blossom on the sign. Either in the store or bank where you are now, or in some other store or bank, yon will take a higher position than that which you now oeupy. So I feel I am now addressing people '.;o will yet have their hand on the helm of the world's commerce and you will turn it this way or that. Now clerks, but to be bankers, im porters, insurance company directors, shippers, contractors, superintendent of railroads--your voice mighty "on 'change" standing foieniost in the great, financial Hid religious enterprises of the day. For, though we who are in the professions may 4in the ijnt form plead for the philanthro pies, after all, the merchants must come . forward with their millions to sustain the movement. Be therefore patient and diligent in this tiansient position. You are now where you can learn things you can never learn in any other place. What you consider your disadvantages are your grand oppor tunity. You see an affluent father some Jay come down a prominent street with bis son who has just graduated from the university and establishing him in busi ness, putting rti,i)K) of capital in the tore. Well, you are envious. You say, 'Oh, if I only had a chance like that: young man if I only hair a father to put loO.OW in a business for me, then I would have some chance in the world." Ke not envious. You have advantages over that young man which he has not over you. As well might I come down to the docks ahen a vessel is about to sail for Val paraiso and say, "Let me pilot this ship at to sea." Why, I would sink crew lid cargo In-fore I got out of the harbor imply because I know nothing about pilotage. Wealthy sea captains put their aons before the mast for the reason that they know it is the only place where they . can learn to be successful sailors. It is Mly under drill that people get to under stand pilotage nnd navigation, and I want jpov to understand that it takes no more : afcill to conduct vessel out of the harbor and aeroa the sea than to steer a com Bierritri establishment clear of the rocks. Tm tie every day the folly of people go lag lata a bnsiness they know nothing boat. A man make fortune in one aaaaVita. thlaka there ia another occtipa sfea man comfortable, goes into it and ftaka aJL ' Many of the commercial estab Ka&acata of onr cities are firing their ' eSrrfes a mercantile education as thorough ." Taw or Harvard or Princeton arc giv- - "Tf-I. The reason there are aa jrirsadtrtag w kaaiacas from ' vt-tytl'tzsvm tlartr early mn- -j-- -- ,r i - fii. Aak tfaa - - V ni tkey - You can afford to endure wilderness nii.rch if it is going to end iu tne vine yards and orchards of the promised land. But you say, "Will the womanly clerks in our stoics have promotion?" Y'es. Time is coming when wome. will lie as well paid for their toil in mercantile cir cles as rr.en are now paid for their toil Time is coming when a woman will be allowed to do anything she can do well. It is only a little while ago when women knew nothing of telegraphy, and they were kept out of a great many commer cial circles where they are now welcome, and the time will go on until the woman who at one counter in a store sells $.i,(mh) worth of goods in a year will get as high a salary as the man who at the other counter of the same store sells $5,HM( worth of goods. All honor to Lydia, the Christian saleswoman! Disci pline. The second counsel I have to give to clerks is that you seek out what are the lawful regulations of your establishment and then submit to them. Every well or dered bouse has its usages. In military life, ou ship's deck, in commercial life, there must he order and discipline. Those itoople who do not learn how to obey will never know how to command. 1 will tell you what young man will make ruin, financial and moral. It is the young man who thrusts his thumb into his vest and says: "Nobody shall dictate to me. I am my own master. I will not submit to the regulations of this house." Between an establishment in which all the employes are under thorough discipline and the es tablishment in which the employes do about as they choose is the difference be tween success and failure, between rapid accumulation and utter Bankruptcy, Ho not come to the store ten minutes after the time. Be there within two seconds, and let. it be two seconds before instead of two seconds after. Io no think any thing too insignificant to do wel'.. 'sot say. "It's only just once." From the most important transaction in commerce down to the particular style in w hich you tie a string around a bundle obey orders. I .to not yet easily disgusted. While others in the store may lounge or fret or com plain, you go with ready hands and cheer ful face and contented spirit to your work. When the bugle sounds, the good soldier asks no questions, but shoulders his knapsack, tills his canteen and listens for the omiii.-im! of "March!" Io not get the idea that your interests and those of your employer arc antago nistic. His success will he your honor. His embarrassment will be your dismay. Ex pose none of the frailties of the firm. Tell no store secrets. Do not blab. Itchtiff those persons who come to lind out from clerks what ought never to be known out side the sloro. Do not !e among those young men who take on a mysterious air when something is said against the firm that employs them, as much as to say, "1 could tell you something if I would, but I won't." I to not 1h' among those w ho im agine they can build themselves up by pulling somebody else down. Be not ashamed to be a subaltern. Again. I counsel clerks to search out what, are the unlawful and dishonest de mands of an establishment nnd resist them. In the ti.lMHt years that have pass ed there has never been an occasion when it was one's duty to sin against God. It is never light to do wrong. If the head men of the firm expect of you dishonesty, disappoint them. "Oh." you say. "1 should lose my place then." Better lose your place than lose your soul. But you will not lose your place. Christian heroism is always honored. Y'ou go to the bead man of your store anil say: "Sir, I want to serve you. I want to oblige you. It. is from no lack of industry on my part, but this thing seems to me to 1m- wrong, and it is a sin against my conscience, it is a sin against God, anil I beg you, sir, to ex cuse mo." He may flush up and swear, but he will eoj .down, and he will have more admiration for yon than for those who submit to his evil "dictation, and while they sink you will rise. Do not be cause of seeming temporary advantage give up your character. A nnoyances. Again. I counsel all clerks to compter the trials of their particular position. One great trial for clerks is the inconsidera tion of customers. There are people who are "entirely polite everywhere else, but gruff and dictatorial and contemptible when they come into a store to buy any thing. There are thousands of men and women who go from store to store to price things without any idea of purchase. They are not satisfied until every roll of goods is brought down and they have pointed out all 1he real or imaginary de fects. They try on all kinds of kid gloves and stretch them out of shape, and they put on all styles of cloak ami walk to the mirror to see how they look, and then they sail out of the store, saying, "I will not tke it to-day," which means, "I don't want it at all," leaving the clerk umid a wreck of ribbons and laces and cloths to smooth out $1.MH) worth of goods, not a cent of which did lhat man or woman buy or expect to buy. Now. I call that a dis honesty on the part of the customer. If a boy runs into a store and takes a roll of cloth off the counter and sneaks out into the street, you nil join in the cry pellioell, "Slop li.ief!" When 1 si-e you go into a store not expecting to buy any thing, but to price things, stealing the time of the clerk and stealing the time of his employer. I say, too, "Stop thief!" If I were asked which class of persons most need the grace of God amid their annoyances, I would say, "Dry goods clerks." All the indignation of customers about the high prices conies on the clerk. For instance, a great war comes. The manufactories are closed. 'Jlie people go off to battle. The price of goods runs up. A customer conies into a store. Good have gone up. "How much is that worth?" "A dollar." "A dollar? Out rageous! A dollar!" Why, who is to blame for the fact that it has got to lie a dollar? Does the indignation go out to the manufacturers on the banks of the Merrimac because they have closed up? No. Does the indignation go out toward the employer who is out at his country sent? No. It comes on the clerk. He got up the war. He levied the taxes. He puts up the rents. ()f course the clerk! Then a great trial come to clerk in the fact that they see the parsimonious side of human nature. You talk about lies be hind the counter there are just hn many lies before the counter. Had Kiu-lorera. .Then there are nil the trial which come t4 clerk from the trefsiment of inconsid erate employers. There are professed C hrlstlsn men who have no more regard f ,r their clerk than they have for the .,-ales on which the augara are weighed. j clerk I no more than ao much, store f araitare. No consideration for their rtrhta ar Intereata. Not one word f en rajpaaent from annriae to annaet, aar f;m Sunmty ta December, bat wkea anything goes wrong-a streak of 4o" oa the counter or a box with tin cover off thunder showers of scolding. Men imperi ous, capricious, cranky toward their clerks, their whole manner as much as to say, "All the interest I have in you ia ta see what I can get out of you." Then there are all the trials of incompetent wages, r.ot in such times as these, when if a man gets half a salary for his ser vices he ought to be thankful, but I mean in prosperous times. Some of you remem ber when the war broke out and all mer chandise went up aud merchants were made millionaires in six months by the simple tise in the value of goods. Did the clerks get advantage of that rise? Some times; not always. I saw estate gather ed in those times over which the curse of God has hung ever since. The cry of un paid men aud women in those stores reached the Lord of Sabaoth, and the in dignation of God has been around those establishments ever since, flashing in the chandeliers, glowing from the crimson up holstery, rumbling in the long roll of the tenpiu alley. Such men may build up palaces of merchandise heaven high, but after awhile a disaster will come along and will put one hand on this pillar and another hand on that pillar aud throw it self forward until down will come the whole structure, crushing the worshijMTs as grapes are mashed iu the wine press. Then there are boys ruined by lack of compensation. In how many prosperous stores it has been for the last twenty years that Itoys were given just enough money to teach them how to steal. Some were seized upon by the police. The vast majority of instances were not known. A lad might better starve to death on a blastiil heath than take one farthing from his employer. Woe be to that employer who unnecessarily puts a temptation iu a boy's way. Good tniptoverw. h, w hat a contrast between those men and Christian merchants who to-day are sympathetic with their clerks, when they pay the salary, acting in this way: "This salary that I give you is not till my inter est in you. You are an immortal niau; you are an immortal woman. I am inter ested in jour present and your everlasting welfare. I want you to undei stand that if 1 ai;i a little higher up in this store I am beside you in Christian sympathy." Co bit' k forty or fifty years to Arthur Tappuu's store iu New York, a man who-e worst enemies net it (jueslioned his hon esty. Every morning he brought all the clerks, and the accountants, and the weighers into a room for devotion. They sang, they prayed, they exhorted. (Jn Monday morning the clerks were asked where they had attended church on the previous day and what the sermons were about. It must have sounded strangely, that voice of praise along the streets where the devotees of Mammon were conn ing their goldeu bends, ion say Arthur Tnppan failed. Yes, he was un fortunate, like a great many good men. but I understand he met all his obliga tions before he left this world, and I know that be died iu the peace of the gospel, and that he is before the throne of God to-day. forever blessed. If that be fail ing. I wish you might all fail. There are a great many young men and young women who want a word of en couragement, Christian encouragement. One smile tf good cheer w ould be worth more to them to-morrow morning in their places of business than a present of $15, ISKl ten years hence. The KimhI Leason. My word is to all clerks 1m- mightier than your temptations. A Sandwich Isl ander used to think when he slew an ene my all the strength of that enemy cam into his own right arm. And I have tt tell you that every misfortune you cou iiuer is so much added to your own moral power. With oiimisiteuce for a lever and the throne of God for, a fulcrum you can move earth and heaven. While there are other young men putting the cup of sin to their lips, you stoop down and drink out of the fountains of God and you will rise up strong to thrash the mountains. O young man, while you have goods to sell, remember you iiave a soul to save! After the last store has been closed, af ter the li st bank has gone down, after the shullle of the puick feet oti the custom house steps hijs stopped, after the long line of ti.erchatilinen on the sea have tak en sail of flame, after Washington and New York and London and Yicniia have gone down into the grave where Thebes and l' ibylon and Tyre lie buried, after the great fire bells of the judgment day have tolled at the burning of a world on that day nil the affairs of banking houses and stores will come up for inspection. Oh, what an opening of account books! Side by side Ihe clerks and the men who em ployed them. Every invoice made out, all the labels of goods, all certificates of slock, all the lists of prices, all private marks of the firm, now explained so every body can understand them. All the maps of cities that were never built, but iu which lots were soK. All bargains, nil gouging, all snap judgments, all false entries, all adulteration of liquor with copM-ras and strychnine. AH mixing of teas and sugars and coffees and syrups with cheaper material. All embezzle ment of trust funds. AH swindles in coal ami iron and oil and silver and stock. On that day, when the cities of this world are smoking In the last conflagration, the trial will go on, and down in an ava lanche of destruction will go those who wronged man or woman, insulted God and deiicil the judgment. Oh, that will be a great day lor you, honest Christian clerk) No getting up early, no retiring late, no walking around with weary limbs, but a mansion iu which to live and a realm ol light ami love and joy over which to hold everlasting dominion. Hoist him up from glory to glory, nnd from song to song, and froir. throne to throne, for, while other go dowa ktto the sen with their gold like a millstone hanging to their neck, thit one shall come up the heights of nme thyst and alabaster, holding in bis right hand the pearl of great price in a spark ling, glittering, flaming casket. IMvine Justice. The very moment that the majority of the citizens of a community choose to j?-t their living by sidling shoddy good, by lying ad vertlsements, and skllloiiy transfer ring to their isx kets the wealth that other people have produced, and pre fer wealth even of tainted money rath er than a crust with n mimiMkm Integ rity, that moment, If there Is a divine Justice in the world, that Justice It pledged to accomplish Industrial over throw. Rev, W. I). Hlllla, Independ ent. Chicago, III. The vforthteat people, are the Injured by aoadai, aa we nauafly tM that to ba Um bait fnilt wMcb tM bina hart btf packing at FASTEST HORSE Bl'CK I'ATTEltSON, owner of many cuttle and niatiy acre down in the Coast country, spent several days in San Antonio, tak ing lu the races and other things, with myself as chaperon. The chief attrac tion at the races w as the black pacing wonder, Joe Pntchen, 1 have tiot, of late years, kept up with the horses, ami my last impression of juicers was of the days when Sleepy Tom, Howdy I'.oy, Matt If Hunter mid Lucy used to travel around the country, juittliig hi miles from 2:12 tijiwards. Thinking; nauglit of the future, we thought such records marvelous. Hence, when I saw rutehen slip easi ly around the hulf-inile track twice and the time for the mile was hung out. 2:"S, I was jironu to utter sundry yells, indicative of admiration and enthusi asm. Hut Kuek was strangely silent n:id seemingly Indifferent. I knew his love and appreciation for a gissl borne, his pruneness to express himself very vociferously, aud, wondcriug, asked him why he was as he was. lietweoii heats of a slow class trot lie told me: "I've sjH-n a horse that could pace a heap faster and kfK'j) It up a heap long er. I'm not yelling: nor tearing my clothes over no second grades. I've rid this horse I'm talking alsmt, and I DHkon I'm the only man what ever did. It was nigh about twe-jily-five years ago. and I was working: for old Calico Ferguaon, down cloe to wIktc SehulenlsTg Is now. What's the rea son they culled him Calico? Why, he always rode a kjhvUkI pony. There wiui't no town around there, nor no railroad. The Dutch hadn't come in and took up the country. It whs all clear, open range and no fences. We always had Hue riders out, so's to keep the cattle In, and stoji them from drift ing off to now heres. 1 w as a stout fel-1 ler then, stuck on myself, and didn't believe there was anything with hair and hoofs on what I couldn't ride. If there was any pony around what had a name of being: un ridable, I went over ' there, if it was luo miles, and rid him. j "The more pitchful he was the more i fuu it was for inc. There were lots of wild mustangs running around there then, mighty hard to catch and mighty bad nuisances. We couldn't let our own js mle.s out on the range loose but SUICIDE OF THE what these wild one would come around and call them off. When a broke !ny takes up with a wild bunch he's sure to 1m; hwrt forever more. Now there was one bunch what everybody knowed, for It waa led by a stallion as white as milk. It made no difference how lmd this bunch wa skwrcd or how fal they wan rauuiug, tills wliXte pony was always In the b-nd, nnd al ways a inelu'. Nolsxly ever see him break a pace, no matter what was do lag. Everj'lxly noticed him bjii! hotted for him, but nobody could ever gtM. clone cmough to rope him. Fellers come from everywhere after him, but all they ever got was a see. "ft'eld, one settMoa, okl Ferguson ha1 a big corral built of upright jtosts to do his branding In. It was ail dotie but a gate, and for that an opon sjtace bad Iteen left with a cross bar over It, from post U post, about nine or ten feet from the ground. One night we tied a lot of jxjoiea Ui there to have 'can han dy next morning. We waa all eatijig' broakfast early, when here cornea a nig ger cook running down from toe corral, his eyes Just a-tuattag right oat front his black (ace. " 'Dat u white pacer's up dar Id de pen a-flgbta' an' a-taaaao' wld de pooiea.' "We all slippad op a ttttJe draw what rtm back of tfce corral. I ran round and got b) UM tyaa ftfWMf. Tfca pMr Ma arfB EVER FOALED. tne fiht away, and broke straight at me, ears back HJid teeth a-showillg. I took a skeer, turned round and jumped for that bur. I got a boJt, and wits a-dniwitig myself up, when Le come a flying and jiacin' right under mo. 1 never knowed till theu the: quickness of a man's thinking;. The horse went tin der me so fast no split timer ever sutulc could a-cmighf it. Yet in that frazzle of a sv-eolld, thinks I. 'I'll tide you now, d n yon.' I droppi-d, and lit right .straddle of htm, sor.er back toward his ruinj). I flattened out right for ward, stuck my heels in bis flanks and got a saving holt with my anus round his lieeli, for I oNpeotoil to feel the most toplil'th-al, joltlful pitching ever felt b.v niau. He pitched a pit'-b. Just sorter sqiuttod, give a sorter squeal and took out straight north, paciu' ;ke the wind, lie was a-going sj fast It would a took two men, a quarter mile apart, to tell alstut. One to say, 'Here he comes' and t'other, 'There he goes.' I heard a yell back to me, and turned my head a little to look. Here cotnes the lsys after us on their jstnies. a-givlng them the quirt and spur every jump. The j.on ios' necks was stretched mid 4hcy was running their duriuh-st, but, Ixird, Lord, Whltey wns jiuclif ten feet while they was running five. I dasn't look round no more. If the wind had caugh my face, I'd Iteen strangled. The lniys' yells growed fainter and fainter, until right soon I heard nothing but a lng and a huiiunlu-g In my ears. It was the easiest rldin' I ever rid, nnd the swiftest. It was like riding a straight streak of lightning, sitting in a ris-k-ing chair. He was so easy gal ted you would a-jiut a marble in the hollow 'of bis back, and It wouldn't n-boen Jostles! off. Hi' was the smoothest juicer iu the world, and if old Jehu had a-seeu him be wouldn't a-bragged about his team no more. I Is-gun to think it was near time for him to soiier slacken," but the further la- went the faster he went. We jtHssed what I knowed was bunches iif gra.ing cattle, but they looked like fly ing rod and white streaks. We juissed birds a-tlyln' the way we was goiu. went tight past them, mid I never wa.-i on a railroad train what could even keep ,it with them. We Jinnse,! two or three lliK' riders. They give a yell and put their ponies after us. but It was WHITE PACEU. like a three-legged terrapin trying to run down u skeered Jiu-k rubliit. When we come to a ditch or low place he'd rise In the. air and light a ;;acln' ou the other side. I never heard hun breathe bard once, or show the least sign of quitting. If he sweat any, he cut the air so fast the wind drU! It up, but the foam flew like whip lashes. I bi-glu to think of all thewe here ski-cry stories about ghost horses, and witch horses, and a queer kind of sick feeling begun to sjinead around down m me some where. I lifti-d up my head, caught Uok of where we was, aim then you bet I was sure skenml, and It was sol id, Kiire-emoutfh tiling to ge rattled alKtut, too. We wns twenty mlhw away, and right In front of us, alxml a mile, was the Colorado River. I wouldn't a-enned a cuss few Just water, but we was Just a bulging straight for a tace where I knowed the upland prairie broke right off abort, ami there was a straight fail down over o bluff of 2(M foot. It wasn't no distance for Uin flying critter to i-ww, The lB-e -ei-ed to be coming up Itjwlf right at us. I loosened all bolts, said a prayer and rolled off-kcr-hUm. I waa tough In them days or aotnetntng would a-broke when I bit the ground I waa a heap Jarred, but I staggered up In time to aac the borac pee right into the air off that Muff. Then there waa nothing bat tPw Una sky, tne graaa and tb acat. j terI tre- whirling In n mad dntu-e all ' l ..... MM... lAt.kut lioro, ercr UIOIJIl'l li:". lilt- 1U-1--" . - -- foaled had suicided. I fell down in a faint right where I was. The boys never found me till late in the day and they brttng me to. If Vd a-stuck ou well, did you ever bust a red. ripe U nvito against a rsk wall that's the way I'd a-Iooked at the bottom of them bluff. This I'Htrbcn's padn" looks tame nrul slow to tne. Fnct Is. Ct.it ride has spiled nie for sihmI. I've never rUl nothing since so fast but what it seem ed to sorter have a slowness alxut It" GIolic-Democrat. Kxpensive Good Fortune. The following story of a "great And" a five-dollar bill and its greater con sequences Is rvjiriutexl from the New Y'ork World. It ltoars very iilainly the marks of exaggeration, but there must be. many of our readers who will know by their owu exiierience that it is ltased on one of the facts of human nature. I'axtoii found a five-dollar bill on the sidewalk the other day, and if he should find another it would probably bring lii in to the jxsirhouse. "Hooray!" he said, as he janniwsl the bill iuto his vest jiocket. "Now I'll get that derby hat I've wanted so long. I saw one yesterday that this bill will Just jtay for." The bill did pay for the hat, but not for the two-dollar jair of gloves that went with it. When he went home to dinner he laid a two-pound box of Iluyler's is-st catt ily on his wife's hip, mid said, with a kiss such as he bad not given her since ihe days of their honeymoon: (Ip-'ss what I found t inlay?" v "I couldn't, ii;y dear." ''No, I ilou't siipitose you could. Well, I found a livi-d.illar bill, and I thought I could afford to lw a Utile extravagant on the sti-eii'th of It. I jt.-i id two dollars for tliar candy. l"ix Included. Then I gut two of the l t seats for Hie thea ter to-u'chl. nnd couldn't we afford a little sin jter afterward? Bought nie an elegant li. -w v 'tile silk necktie and the cniest mid m.'i.-st little pi-arl j!n, and if you want a new jalr of evening gloves you may have them. It isn't every day I find a five-dollar bill." "No, thank heaven. It isn't." said his wife to herself, mid she said stlJl more fervently when he added: "I bought the loveliest bit of bric-a-brac at. an auction sale I hajijtencd to run Into. It was a big luirtraln at five dollars. I'd had to pay at least eight dollars for it at a regular sale. I found that five dollars just in time." "How did you hairnet) to buy that lit tle sew! tig-chair you sent homo to day T "Oh, that? Well. I heard you say the other day that you wanted one when we could afford it, and when I saw that In a window to-day with a card on It saying that it was only live dollars, I thought if we couldn't afford it when I'd Just found five dollars we never could afford It, so I mn Iu and bought It." And when he had Isttiglit ninety throe dollars aiul sixty-four cents' worth of things with that five dollars, bis anxious wife brought him to a halt by saying one evening: "Where did you tlnd that live-dollar bill. Oeorge?" "t tn K street." "Well, here's nn advertisement In tho evening jtajter stating that n jxstr wid ow lost live dollars on K street Tues day morning. I haven't a doubt that the bill you found was hers, and the, poor woman must have it back again," And she got it. to I'axton's disgust. Itarbarlc ('Mnewo Musk:. Chinese music Ls described by a writer In Llppini-ott's Magazine as composed of almost unheard of sounds to I'liropeaii ears, ('hinesc! music has a sort of Hoftm-is and melancholy In Itjt tom-s that sometimes, pleases, but it Is so Intolerably monotonous that If pro longs! It iMs-oinox cxcccdiiily Irritating to the nerves. They have no semitones; indeed, they sooni only to blow Into the instrument or twang strings at ran dom from the Inspiration of the mo ment. However, li appears they have tioies, though their coiujmisIi ions are. not of much sciotitifle value. You sometimes hear something like simple measly, not unlike that which ruiw through the chants of snvnges. Kcoinit by Nlbl. Nocturnal creatures asunie night activity for some other reitson than that Uicy cannot see by day or that they see better by night. The bat sees admirably In the brightest sunlight, as any one knows who has ever te-u.ssl one by jsiklng a stick at It. It will open its mouth and make an tuigry grab at the stick, wIkmi It Is several luchea dis tant from It. Prof. Bollea says It ls the same with the owl. Tlny see perfectly Iu bright sunlight, and beater at night than most on-ntun-. Of Course. The master was u.skliig question musters are ajt to ak questions, and sftiiM-tlmes, too, ihe answers are n,jt. This qiiesiiiii waa oa follows: "Now, boy, bow many months have twenty-tiht days?" "All of then, sVr," reviled a boy la front. Kan Francisco ExamAneir. Hhlrt-Collar Holder. X dovlce to keep In jtosltlou the potota of flannel or unhiundcred shirts a slsta of a circular wire passing under the turn-down collar, and provided at the front ends with V-shaped loops, whh clasp and retain the cornera to JtOltil.t). Uivyclea on Ktree-t Cars. The stxe cars of Kan Francisco are provided with a liolder on the rr platform on which blcyde can be bung. There Is one thing about man and women that you can always depend upon: they are all fickle. A girl should never marry a inau wboae mother waa a good cook. ' i.w', ,yv ; . jo-j .lit, 4 ,