CHAPTER XVIL It was the next morning. "A lady for you, niiss; Mrs. Flouncet and a servant of the hotel ushered in Mis Smythe's friend. "My dear girl, what made you come here? I have only juat learned of jour whereabouts from that terrible German Jew " "Terrible, Mrs. Flouncet V "Fancy, he was at my house at break of day. Meant w?il, I dare say, but it would Dever do to have a Jew seen about the place. I treated him as coldly as pos sible" "Oh, Mrs. Flouncet, how could you?" 'Iear child. West Kensington has its prejudices, to which one must conform. Put on your hat and let us drive home quickly. I received Miss Smythe's letter, telling me of you, a week ago. Odd crea ture, isn't she? Stay, I can't possibly take you back like that. L'nlucky about your trunk, Ls it not? Tell me, does Rus sian green become you?" "And he was so kind " "Whom are you talking of? Ah, that German Jew. Well, he was kind, no doubt. But we are not stony-hearted, either. You should never have accepted his kindness, dear. Why did you not drive straight to me? But, come, no more sarcasm. We're going to welcome yon very warmly at Kensington, to cure you of all your prejudices, even in favor of Oennan .Tews. I positively shudder when I remember that man his pronunciation: hi nose. This is my shop. I'm sure Russian green will become you; but choose just as if you were my daughter." So, laughing and chatting, the lady of West Kensington preceded the girl into a large, handsome shop, and before long they were driving away with a large, wll-filled box. One week kter Elizabeth wrote a long letter home: "pear Mother and Nora So here I am In Stonemar. You got my letter telling you of my arrival, I suppose. Well, now I will tell you as much of the Stonemnrians as I well can after eight days spent in their midst To begin at the beginning: Mrs. Flouncet put me in the train and wished me every happiness. "Now to the Dosems. He is a cipher, and acknowledges her superiority, which la, of course, as it ought to be. She is exceedingly clever, but there's one thing about her I don't like, she has crazes. "Ope of these is homeopathy. Almost the first thing on my arriving, she asked me: 'Did I believe in homeopathy?' "I believe, mother, when I put this Mrs. Dosem into one of my novels, there will not be a reviewer in England but will say she is that impossible thing an im possible Englishwoman: and to think she is this minute sitting opposite me, with "Stuart Mill' on her lap. :;isd a box of what Tom would call 'weeny' pills beside her a real live production of the English town of Stonemar. "You need not be surprised if my let ters by degrees assume a homeopathic, philosophical coloring. Metaphysics, nl- trnism and pills form the themes of our conversations. "Now, good-by. It's fun studying 'types.' Your own old "BET." So much for first impressions. Here is a letter written uine months afterward : "Family I am weary. Darlings, I am homesick. Comedy, comedy, comedy, and no love. Whilst I write my letters 1 am dying of homesickness. Whilst I laugh at them, the tears are burning behind my eyes. "They are not bad. Folk tell me they are very kind. Feople are never more than 'kind' in England, I believe. Is one o old at eighteen that one should need nothing but 'kindness'? that one should need no love? "My darlings, when " Here the letter stopped. It was never ent to Eck. Three month afterward the writer. Elizabeth, was in ber home again. CHAPTER XVIII. "My childl" "My own dear Elizabeth!" "Dear ones, yes; crush me. It's lovely to feel your arms about me. Another kiac, my mother! Where's your hand, Nora? Home again! borne! home!" and in sheer joy the tears ran down the girl's face. "My dear ones, how do you look? 1 cannot see you. My happiness blinds me. Home! home!" Great joy is pitiful to see; as pitiful as great sadness. "Home! home!" and the tears poured down the girl's face. Why wu she so glad to be home? "And there's work for me, my mother?" "Yes, dear." "And I shall be no drag on yon?" "Drag, child? No, never." "Mother." "What, dear?" "It's dark. Bend down to me." The mother bent and the girl kissed her passionately on ber forehead and cheeks, ogain and agnin. "Three hundred and sixty-five nights, mother, nnd no one to kiss one and say good night. Three hundred and sixty-five sings, and no one to kiss one and say morning. Oh, I ni so, so happy! I think my happiness will kill me!" They had reached their hall door "What" that a letter from Dorry, Nora? -Tea." It waa Dorry's remittance, addressed to Nora. Dorry never addressed money to ber mother. She begged Nora to spend It To "aether" there waa ooly a loving WWT , 'J Piifwt ,. Tii think t shall he home in two at -ft taoBtba. Perhaps Bet it home now. Never mind! Her happiness will be stale when mine la fresh. "I kiss my mother on her hand and cheeks, as do the Russians. Good-by. "DORRY. "So yon passed the examination all right. Bet?" asked Nora two weeks later. "Yes, and went straight to the court and got sworn, and now the embassy work will be mine, and I've another idea, family. Listen," and she produced a slip of paper from her pocket, and read its contents aloud, in Geruiasi and Eug lish. "The English is mine, family. I see German songs are published with English words. I mean to offer mine, mother. "It can do no harm." "Harm, mother! It's a magnificent speculation! Stamps in the bouse?" The mother smiled. "I don't think there are." "Then I'll go straight and buy some. and send off my letters at once." The speculation answered; and, what with teaching, translating for the embas sy and for music firms, the second Miss Denbigh was fairly set afloat, when, in the temporary alisence of the editor of Liebrecht's "Continental English Week ly," she was appointed editress of that magazine. "Wasn't it only a few days ago we re ceived Dorry's last remittance?" asked Nora one day. The words were said lightly. Dorry's remittances were always welcome, but had not been so needed of late that her mother was not able to rejoice in this one being her "last." " "Here's Tom," she added, "coming up stairs with a letter, and shouting 'from Russia! from Russia! from Russia !' Per hai it's to say she has set out. Fetch it. Lizbeth." CHAPTER XIX. "Mother, dear mother, sieak! If only a word; oh. mother, seak!" "Hush, Lizbeth, you'll kill ber!" But the girl, thoughtless of all eicept her terror, still bent over the pale mother. "Speak, darling, speak one word. We are here. Nora and I. Mother, you have two children still. Oh, mother, look up!" But her words fell unheeded. The fatal letter still tightly clasped in her hands, the mother sat. her eyes gazing fur awoy. Was she in thought once more by her child her last born, as it had lain in its cradle some seventeen summers before? Little Dorry, who had never known an earthly father's love, had seemed to be long more to her mother than either of the other girls. She Had U-en named Theodora. "Gift of God." But God's gifts are loans; and He had but lout the child Dorry for a time to cheer her wid owed mother. Short Indeed had Ix-en her life; short as that of a flower, which, springing up in the morning, gladdens the heart during the burden and heat of the day, but which ere close of evening folds its bright petals. '' And as her life had been, her death wan one of self-sacrifice. Her pupil had gone beyond her depth while bathing in the river, and Dorry seeing her danger, though she could not swim, had followed her to try and save her. She reached the child, and caught her in her arms, but the waters would have their prey, and clutched them loth. Some hours Inter the two were found, locked in each other's arms. The letter which bore the tidings was wr'ticn by rV father. It breathed in every line the affection felt for the brave girl; it dwelt upon her gentle, loving ways, and that noble unselfishness and high sense of honor, by which she had awak ened feelings of respect seldom Inspired by one so young. It concluded with the words: "My wife and I have lost two chil dren; for your Dorry was as dear to us as our own child." And inclosed in it was little Dorry's own last letter, full of fun and merriment "Dear wee Parent Did I not always say we were a jolly family? Nora giv ing concerts, Lizbeth editress, and I lack ing up to go home: and so well and strong prettier, too, they tell me, than I used to lie. How do you like to hear that. Nora? Two belle in the family, not counting Bet, who would scorn the name of belle, of course unless we called her Belles-Lettres. (A little touching up might make a really good pnn of this.) "Dearies, how happy I am! too happy, I sometimes thi:tk. I ought to be a little sad, for they are so good to me here. Mother, you're not jealous, are yon, that, after you and the girls, I love this Rus sian mother, this Russian father? They have treated me like their own daughter. But I am eldest here, and at borne I'm youngest, I've been playing grown-up so long that I want to be a child again, my mother's youngest "Dear ones, how I've looked forward to this month, this week; and now I'm, oh. so happy. If you knew how the sun Is shining, and the river is shining. Here I must stop writing, for I am off to bathe in the Dnieper, where I shall think of the Danube, and that in a week I shall be sailing np It to my home. "Darlings, be a jolly family! "Your own happy, happy "DORRY." "Why don't you read it Nora?" "I can't mother." The mother took It. dried her tears and read tt, the merry letter with the girlish laughter running through it And the child waa never more to see the Danube Buried by the Dnieper, In the far-off steppes, she was never more to see her home. The little worker waa laid to rest forever, when her task wns just done. Had any one kissed the brave little wom an before they laid her to rest?' Had any one thought how she came to be so far from home, the young, bright girl that she hud worked when others play, had nobly sacrificed the sweetest part of life? Had any one stroked the soft, dark curls, aud kissed th girl for her mother? Surely; fur she hail met with love in Russia. A white marMe cross, surmounting a block of rose granite, marks Dorry's rest ing place a tribute erected to her memory by the parents of her pupil. It is very silent in t&e Russian church yard, but sometime a peasant pause by the grave of the young English girl, and in his simple language mutters a prayer for her, because of ber loving ways to ward him and his when she used to roam the village, and, in broken Russian, speak to the villagers; and because he pities the child laid to rest in his home, so far from the borne of her people; though the "little father" has said that the dead have all one home, and are equally near to their people, wherever their last earthly resting place may be. And the "little father" in Russia is the village priest, and what he says is wise and good. CHAPTER XX. "It is a miserable condition of human nature, this need of distraction, and even though Providence willed that so man should be, that be might bear death; how often amid these same distractions do we not feel ourselves seized by remorse that we are capable of them, whilst a touching and resigned voice seems to say to us: You whom I loved, have you then for gotten me?" Those are lieautiful words, by a woman. None but a woman could, perhaps, write so. Who are the dead that are so cruel? "Great and pure affections," says an other French writer not a woman, "have always that gixid, that, after the happi ness of having experienced thetii, there remains the happiness of remembering them." There is more of poetry in Madame dc Stael's words, but more of truth in Ale aurlre Dumas', A year had passed since that terrible day that brought the news of Iorry' death. 1 1 -r sisters had not changed per ceptibly. They were dressing, and had laid aside their mourning for the first time. Whilst they dressed they talked a girls talk. "I wonder ls Dorry looking at a now. Nora, ami reproaching us?" Elizabeth said, and her lips quivered. Some women can smile when the heart is bleeding; such are born comforters. Nora was one of these. Tears are for the most part selfish; there is always some one to be gay for. No stern voice whis lerd here: "Yon whom I loved, have you then forgotten dip!" The girl in the steppes was not forgot ten. The dead must not needs be forgot ten because the living are remeiul?ri,d. "Sometimes I think she laughs with us." Nora had said. Perhaps she did. It is snd to think of our dear ones turning into grim, reproach ful specters sweeter to think of them a we knew them in life, a little idcnlized. perhaps; better still, not idealized at all. To Nora, Dorry remained the droll, droll child, with ber aversion to things looking "poor," with her pet speech that might have been more elegantly worded, had Dorry been in the least an "elegant" young lady, which Dorry was not: Cheer up, dearies, and be a jolly family. OH A ITER XXI. "I have no objection to our leaving Dublin for the Continent. Mrs. O'Brien. All I say is, pay for trunks I will not not one farthing." Mr. O'Brien was evidently in earnest. Mrs. O'Brien's trunks on her last trip to the Continent had cost well, more than Mr. O'Brien was prepared to pay. "I never meant to take trunk with us, saw tmii laoy now; "ine exieuse they were to us last year whs terrible." "Yes, me dear" (softening a little). "More than terrible, it was scandal ous : , "It really wax, Marin" (Keating himself). "1 mean to say. St w.is in fatuous per fectly infamous!" 'When were you thinking we should go. me ite.tr: By this t:tne .Mr. O l'.rieu s mood hail ijecotne unite placid. He was a passionate man, but Mrs. O 15r;en knew how to avoid a storm. After an act of ex travagance her custom wns to outdo hint in the matter of inveighing. It is not a bad system. 'As soon as ever you are ready, Mr. O'Brien. As we ate to take no trunk" with us, there will lie no packing." Four days afterward an Irinb family, consisting of Mr. O linen, their throe 'laughters and their son, stood on the Flushing platform, each nietnlier of the party, excepting Mr. O'Brien, senior, be ing equipped with two large carpet bugs, or, as an Irish porter had called them, 'carpet trunks. "Morgoret, me dear." said Mrs. O'Brien, addn-ssing her eldest daughter, a tall, angular girl, who was literally bowed l- neath the weight suspended from her arms: loo corry them as if they were heavy. Shorlot. you are not giggling. I ho'." Shorlot, otherwise Charlotte, was the second Miss O'Brien. Something in her mother's remark to her sister had evident ly tickled ber sense of the couiicaL She was giggling. 'Where's Gurldine?" continued Mrs. O'Brien. "Gurldine! Gurldine!" Alas, Geraldine had found her burden more than she could bear, and, dropping a bag on each side of her, had herself dropped between them, and there re mained a pitiful representation of sorrow. aged eight. "Horry, go and rouse her up!" In another minute the young man was beside ber. 'But, Horry, you can't carry four!" said Geraldine. "Yes, I can. Gerry; come along." Meanwhile a porter bad walked up to the ladies, and asked in German: What class?" 'Swy, su Ecks," said Mrs. O'Brien, holding up two fingers to emphasize ber words, and majestically surveying the train. 'Swoity clossy," added Mr. O'Brien, who piqued himself on knowing some German. 'Here we are, mother," cried the girls, who had meanwhile found out the car riage; whereupon the whole party got in, excepting Harry, who remained outside to hand in the bags. 'One, two, three, four," said Mrs. O'Brien, as she took them from him, and hoisted them up on the shelf provided for this purpose. "Well!" "Hm!" The exclamation came from a lady and gentleman seated opposite. Whether II was the size of the bags, or the muscular strength of the lady who lifted them, that elicited the interjections, the writer knows not. "Five, six, seven eight, nine, ten," con tinued Mrs. O'Brien calmly, as she took up four more. "That's all," she added when she had distributed them among her family. "How glad I am we're comforta bly settled, dears." They looked a comfortable party. Mr. O'Brien, a chronic sufferer from gout, was practicing what Diderot calls the "gri mace paihetique" under a bag laid across his knees. Charlotte, never remarkable for steadiness, aud now really enervated, was indulging in the delight of sweet six teen and giggling, for which her elder sister, Margaret, was frowning severely at her, whilst little Geraldine was sob bing ber heart out liehiud and under an enormous bag which was crushing her small, fat person. Nobody spoke. It was the first and last time Mr. O'Brien insisted on his wife traveling without luggage. She had carried the day. This is what the second Miss O'Brien, with the astuteness of sixteen, fully rec ognized, and most anxious was she to im part the fact to her younger sister. "I say, Gerry " "I-a" me 'lone, Shorlot!" come the in dignant answer. Gerry was not in a mood for conversation. CHAPTER XXII. "Ecks!" The O'Brien family were at their desti nation. "Ah, Miss Denbigh, bow charming of you now to come and meet us: The speaker was Mr. O'Brien, as he grssjied Nora's baud, then turned to her sister: "And how are you. Miss Elizalieth?" "(Juite well, thank you, Mr. O " "Dorlings, how o r you?" sounded the voice of Mrs. O'Brien at this moment, as she rushed up and embraced both gir'.s rapturously, adding, "Shorlot and Morg" ret. come here, and kiss the Miss Den bighs. Y'ou can't have forgotten the little girls you used to quorl with." Thus pleasantly reminded of the by gone times they had spent together, the Denbigh and O'Brien girls kissed each other affectionately. Margaret then In troduced "me brother," with whom Nora shook bands cordially, Elizabeth favoring htm with a distant Imiw, "Ami where is your luggage, Mrs. O'Brien V "There, at some distance, dorling Gurl dine" s minding it. We brought no trunks with us. Mr. O' Brine declared he would not move a siep out of Oirland if we did. So 1 packed all we needed into ten corpet bags. Me dear. Ihey almost kilhsl us. uridine was smothered twice. But whnt were these disagreeable compared to the knowledge that Mr. O'Brine's gouty leg was under one of them till (he way?" Were it Missibie to give the reader an idea of the maimer hi which Mrs. O'Brien delivered herself of this secch, he would probably admit he lind never seen a better bit of comedy; but therein lies the "dis agreeable" of writing, that what is best in life loses in Iieing penned. "Sit down, dear, and I'll call Tom. Y'ou must make each other's acquaintance." The enker wns Nora, s she led Miss Geraldine O'Brien into the drawing room, then went in pursuit of Tom. "Tom! Tom!" sounded her voice in the garden. Meanwhile Tom was not there, but in the next room to Miss O'Brien. In an other moment, passing the drawing room. he saw that young lady. Wilh much grav ity he approached the sofa. "Who are yon. little girl?" No young mini of eight could hare put the question more politely; r.o young lady of eight could have Imunded more indig nantly from her scat. "Little! I'm not littler than you! Measure !" To place back tu back was the work of a moment, and proved that Miss O'Brien's calculation was correct. "What is your name?" asked Tom. "Me uarne is Gurldine." "Geraldine what?" "Me entoyef name is Gurldine Dnrfy O'Jirine." Miss O'Brien curtailed the Inst name into a dissyllable, nnd gave the French prefix "D'i'rfe." au eiiuiilly Hibernian pronunciation. "What's Dnrfy?" asked Tom, dryly. "Diirfy? Don't ye know Frinch V" aU ed the owner of the unique nose. "No. Do you?" "1? I never lciir:it. But ye 'rmigined yerseif so big, I thought maybe ye knew more than me." Was it pissilile Miss "O'Brine's" nose wns rising? "Is Durfy French?" calmly continued Tom, his inquisitiveness by no means lessened by this satirical outburst "It is." "And why is your name French, Ger aldine?" "Me name Is Gnridine, and me name's O'Hrine: that's Oirish, isn't It?" "But Durfy V "That's Frinch 'cause we're of Frinch disthraction. An' now I hope ye're sat isfied." Tom Denbigh wasn't; but there was something in his companion's tone that made him deem it wise to drop further inquiry. "Ar-rent ye satisfied?" asked the little girl. This was encouragement "How do you sdl Durfy, Geraldine?" "May lie ye'll understand if ye' see it written," and Miss O'Brien dived into her pocket, and produced a small, soiled note-book, on a leaf of which she wrote, in a clear, boyish hand, "Geraldine d'L'rfe O'Brien." "Do ye understand now? Did ye Iver see a name like that?" "Yes; at home, in Ireland, I knew a little lioy named O'Brien; but he bad no French destruction about him, If that's what Dnrfy means." "Frinch disthraction. I said. A com mon child, eh?" "He wasn't a grand child. I knew lots of O'Briens in Ireland. O'Brien'i a very common Irish name, my aunt says." "If it's low she means, O'Brine's not low; and If ye mean to say we're low " Tom wince. "Indeed I don't, Geraldine. Are yon going to play with me?" "I am. I like ye, Tom." With this astounding announcement the young lady jumped up and kissed Mr. Denbigh, who, "en homme gallant," re turned the embrace nothing loath, Tim was an acquaintance struck np between Mr. Tom Denbigh and Mist Oornldlnel O'Brien. . ' , (To be continued.) How He Found Them. Jimmy, the Con "How are yon finding thing theae hard time?" Mike, the Porch-t-llubcr-"Ka7. Been vwio' de X nr." i Know f-hoea. They are Worn to prevent the trav eler from sinking into the soft atirfuce of the biiow. If teamsters coul I pre vent the sinking of their wagons by wide tire, and thus haul double the load in nil ciisjh, they would nt once adopt the broad tread. The trouble Ik. however, thnt must roads will hold up the narrow tire for a time, and nit tin road doesn't belong to the driver, tlx evil la perpetuated until the wheelmen come along and institute legislation. The Way to Vote. The Good Bond Club, of Atlanta Ga.. bus Instructed its secretary to write to all candidate for the Mitioii of county eoiiitulioners, asking that they forward the club a written state nieut of their views In regard to road And why not? What are coinnil sionertt for? The position Is not n par tlctibirly ornate one and hence it should lie of Home practical tine to the public. A good system of highways through out a county would In- of more retil benefit than Hliytblng cine eouiiniloii- er could propose. Voter Imve n right to know n mini's Ideas concei nlng thl linlHirtnnt ques tion before putting him into nil otllce he Is not calculated to properly fill. Don't buy n pig In n isike. Don't vote for anyone w ho Isn't willing to do nil he can, within reason, to lift bis community out of the mud. Ballot, make good bulla! when prop erly Utilized. Just Think! 'AS t v.- -i je. . , ... , rv v .'..nr.. j Oh, think of the farmers who come uud go Through a sorry mnd like t!ii! Aud think of the grief tiny needs must know. And the good ronds' joys they miss! And think of the poor dumb brutes that red Through the mud till they faint und f.ill! And think of the cyclers who ciinnot ivlu-c'. On a road like this, at all. Secretary of State's Salary. In June, ITH'J, Mr. Livingston, (our first Secretary of State, known then as Secretary of Foreign Affairs,) resigned to accept the ofllce of Chancellor of the State of New Y'oik. We do not wonder that with a Hillary of only fI,(Hi tie (diotild have said be was compelled to draw upon bin private fortune to mip porf the office. That lian been tlx fate of nil, or practically all, of Ills Hiiece-i- or; for. wtnio me : mry or tin- o::po has been for many years Just twice that lecelvcd by Mr. Livingston, fK.iKKi, the expenditure, necessary to maintain tint ttoctal position which ctistoin hn fit Hlgned to the oflice are greatly more than the salary. A Secretary of State, who maintain an establishment and entertain Hie foreign Mlnlsterx and tin; P'tiernl public with the genefoii lionpl tallty now expected of bini, will owe much gratitude to hi major-domo, If r.t the end of a four year' term he ha nor contributed from bis private fort tine to the support of hi of lire n tuitu grca'or ;bail the Hnlary lie ban received, Thi i mi evil, for It may happen that t!u man lienl fitted for the ofllce may refuse It or leave It a Livingston did -mtlie, tlinn sacrifice a Hintill private fortune to social demand. Dinners wen1, In Livingston' time, a now, diplomatic ngencir. a well a Imperative nodal event. Iridic' Home Journal. A Hat'1 l-'on lues for Nparrow. A rat thnt catdic and eats bird I the latent novelty on the West Slilo. ruder a Hblewalk at 12th and Iioml sired live a rut. From the size of the rodent and hi gray hair whisker it I evidently an old resident In the cnlgli liorhood. I'nlike noine other rnt, It doc not di'HMid on cbwse ami bread for In living, but prefer a nice, Juicy Hpnrruw. On the corner aftimlH a building occn pled a fl aalooii, and In front of tho saloon I a watering trough, where lcamtcr allow their horse, to slake their thirst. The teamster nlo find the place fl very convenient oue to feed their home while they sample the pp prletor'a free lunch and lager beer. A a result the pavement I thickly strewn with out ptihcd out of the feedlnjj Nick by the hungry horses. An army of apnrrow ha Iwcu at tracted o the place, and ench moniln the pavement Is covered with tho little fellow eating their breakfast. The rat, having cultivated a tste for narrow, now hn one for breakfast rvery day, llangera-on around tho place hare come to watch the maneu ver of the rat every morning. Boon after dayl'ilit the sparrow make the! apticaniiiiv. and the rat slyly craw I'll out of it hole. After looking around !o M-r that te roast i clear, the rat se lect a plump sparrow, and while the little bird I busy filling It crop the ru makes a spring and secures It prey. The Mrd in drugged under the sid.--walk, and nothing more I seen of the rat until the following morn: -. when be come out for a fresh victim. So ex pert ha the rat liecome that th who have seen it say it can catch and kill a bird as cleverly as a cat Clihagj Chronicle. Went Out for a Kst. "Did you mail that letter to mother?" axked Mr. Junius, a she poured the tea. Mr. Junius laid down hi knife and fork ami slowly drew an euvdope from 1.1 Inner pocket. "Well, there," fried Sir. Junius, stay ing the teaxt In the air, "If that Isn't Jut like yon, Juliu Junius, carrying (.round my letter for a week, ami moth er worry ing and worrying herself, per haps lck, and having to tnke thoroiigh wort tea every morning and night, but I gues you wouldn't laugh if ybtl had to be dosed with urh bitter stuff, an I me having to etccp It out oil top of the stove nnd the dipper leaking, and you know I've asked you Just a kind.y n 1 could to have it mended, but you don lav attention to a Mingle word 1 ay, no more than If I ua deaf and dumb, am id J mother wondering If I'm sick or maybe the baby, the little darling that sin! think o much of, and I know she'l! get I'ncle Horace to leave him every cent of hi money, but you wouldn't care If be wa dying, I mean the laiby of course and not I'ncle Horace that you never met though he's one of the k!tiib't men In the world and alwayn s.'. Id he liked nothing better than to Alt dim ti and have a good quiet chat wl'h 'nr. but for mercy sake, Julius Junius, don't lt there grinning and making n bad matter wore and not saying a won!, but give me that letter and t"IJ me if you can diy joii forgot to mall II." A III wife flogged herself for the way freight, Jultut Junius passed over 'he envelope. "I didn't forget It mailed it on tho same day," he ald. "This one's front your mother In answer to It, I reckon." Saying which, be put on his hat and went out for the kindling. Nor did he come hack for an hour. But Mr. .Ju nius wan still at it. St. Louis Post-pi-I witch. Kattli'snnkc H' in Necktie. A necktie made of the sl.ln of a rat tlesnake and with eight rattle left on w.i discovered in a pa;nr box a it wa passing through the mailing de partment of the general posiotllrv yn- terday morning. It wa jiblresscd to A. Voniicgiit. Munsier. Gr-nnany, and one of the clerk peeped Into the box to sec If the content were of a c-bM that could legally be scut throUi;'i the mall H'ro the sea. The supposed sender I F. J. Vontiegut, of Vli Smith street, but the city directory lioc not contain any such name. The poxtoltlce olllclaU ruled that it contained good of a salable value, and could iot be rnt through the mails unless properly sealed and postage at the rate f t'ti'.s a ll.llf-olllice paid. I'tllii the .sender read about the detention of hi novel present, uud call nt the postotllco and pay more money, hi German brother In the Fatherland will probably not have tlu pleasure of wearing tbl strict ly ntilque specimen of American In genuity lu haberdaKhery. New York Tribune. Keniedy for the Theater Hat. "There I a legal remedy for the nui sance of big bat In theaters," said a Broad street lawyer a he came from a rowileil theater last night. "It I on existing remedy and require no ttpeeiitl fixation like that recently bad In Ohio. 'The legal fact !, If a man buy a certain sent in a theater there I an Implied contract with the mniuiger thai be Khali have an utiolwtrucled view of thcMtage. If hedocHii't get it on account of a lint or any other object Im-Iiij be tween him. ami the Mage the matutcr 1 responsible in damage. If ibi rem edy wa enforced in a few Instance, llt,.nt,.u ...... .1.1 I ... wi.-,.i,.n ,1.111.(1 no,oi nave u rule rc- lulrliig the removal of objectionable bat." New York Herald Cycling Otiap-ron. I have been delrcd to insert I he fol lowing notice: "Wanted, by a dowager, too aged to ride a cycle (Ml, nil experienced lady cyclist aecimtoiiMMl to the very best society. Muxt be able to ride twenlv mlb-H an hour, ho n to keep in night youngest daughter, who 1 agile and In Judicious. Apply to A. B. C, (!2 Bcl- grnve Kquare." A lady, highly connected, b nri-oared to rluiperoti Ion a cycle) the ambition daughter of a millionaire. an ex pert In nil pace (cycllngl. Can lie trusted to keep alongside of the swiftest detrimental und to lug dlwreetly in the rear of an eligible elder son."-Iiiidon Truth. Lightning and Tree. Cedar and fig tree are rorelv struck by lightning. The bew h, the larch, the fir mid the chestnut also seem to be peculiarly obiiorioti to tho "lioltsi r Jove." There are tree, however .whl-li nppear to attract rnt her than to repel the lightning flash. I be tree gem-mliy rnumerafeil lu the category of tho which the lightning I tnont ant to stnk are the oak, the yew, the elm ami tits Ionibarily Hiplnr. Only a Olrl. First Wheelman- It wn luck for i hm man that he had a match when hi lantern went out. Keeond Ditto Why, my dear fellow. that wasn't n man. If it had t-n h wouldn't have arrntrhed the match on the pavement like tliat.-Nuw Yor Commercial Advertiser.