Y u A Hurt I.I The Pari! Faiuaro It h the Hi.rv ,f a fataou-i Lorn-breeder Lupin, to Hbom a friend oue day ehow. i it list tl lirs. V that were to comete . r a prire, at-kin, hi opinion as to hich he should bet on. Lupin (canned ;h list carefuli) and exclaimed with an air of conviction "Among ail these horj-g I do not eee one that ie able to get there tir-t.'" ; Io not forget to water the calveg and yearlings In the back lot. Don't worry overtriies; the moun tain! are harder to (jet over than the uiole Ui'.. Navy blui and lavender combine sue- !'n the Kaudwlch Islands. That a Mrouj: ceasftioy i just the rL'ht thad-f. arcjiuan. much lens a young woman, can l. selccte-i. Uo much at home In the water n to Tl,. i.l.f wrr v, n . . oi i- .1 .. !,Khl aml ,ne fiercest native of lfie plioTi)j;riph tlia' palpah.y fhitti-rt- ,, , . . . . , "..,.. t.. . ,'hat element on lt own battle-unmud ll toe only ont a woman con-idr-r.- i '.. ., . ... , , . . j seems Incredible, but a recnt traveler e. , jln the islands tells the following story A woman in a ehi't waist wearing n experience of his own: big diaiiou 1 earring is an iiicorurui-i happened upon my last visit to the frequently inet rh inew mnritiiii:. jandwleh Islands. I am a very expert A belt that look as though it ,1HJ,il',,,'lrn,nPr- and nothing pleases me Ix-t twice around the i. ..,,., novelty. M litres .(imiI) retreliln tit-y nine ultli titoo-l mane jhio- I. Hood' . Sarsaparilla Hi One 1 rue Ii.ixmI I'ur.ner. Alltli i U. ti HOOd'S Pills re the lift atier ij.imer pill- Stroma Gladness Comes With a better i!i..ii'rM;imlinfr of the li uitM.-iil nal t.u- -.I the many phys ical iil. which vuiii i before proper ef forts pen tie cfTorK pleasant efforts rijfhtlv iliie. t 'd. 'I lu re 1 comfort in the knou l. ile, th.it so many forms of feickuesH are uolittic to ;in'v itrtiutl ilis eaht", but siiuply to u rim .1 .ina led condi tion of the sy -.torn, Wi'leil 'I.C pieilsilllt family laxative, Syru ol' I , rnmpt y removes. That is why it i the only i remedy With millionsof fiiiiiii'es. atnl ih . every where esteemed :.j highly by '1 who value jfoo.1 he i ;i. Its heiietieiul effects me due to the fact, that it is tiie one remedy which promotes iutcriml cleanliness without debilitat iiitf the or(funs on which it acts. It is iherofon; all iiii(Mirtant, in u.-.ler to fret its bene ficial effects, to note, when you pur chase, that you havu thu ireiiuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia l'i(f Syrup Co. only and bold by all reputable (h ue;yists. Jf in the eiijovme.it of ;-oih1 health, and the syhtem l,s regular, laxatives or other remedies) arc t'len not needed. If afflicted with any ; teal dihcase, one may bo commended t!e most skillful physicians, but if in need of a laxative, otic should have the best, and with the well-informed everywhere, Syrup of Fi(fs htaisds highest an. I is most larpcly " Hbed and f ives most nei al satisfaction. Waterproof your sVrt. cdes with Duxbk r-T VELVETEEN BINDING It keeps them dry and whole anl it never fades. . If your dealer will not supply you we will. StfPii'fS skcHtrf ittbt'ii end mattralt ir.a.'ed frf. fcook by hyitt En.m-t.t HonpAr.ct thf Lsdiel Home journal. KT,jr. K valuable poin'i. mailed tor 25c. 5. H. V, U., P. O Box 6v. N. V. City. V iiiiuru ir it mri "arnrd v.. mi. vi io i I IMHI f Vi i-l-1 . 1 1 ,r r.u-i liiim Aittna. IllUIIU I wllb rnp. I t KirirlM.. MavnllU U. tV It tB" (-1 .1 Our Ts and Other Eyes. Our I's are just as strong as they were fifty years ago, when we have cause to use Litem, But we have less and less cause to praise ourselves, since others do the praising, and we are more than willing for you to see us through other eyes. This is how we look to S. K. lioyce, whole sale and retail druggist, Duluth, Mian., who after a quarter of a century of observation writes: " I have sold Ayer's Sarsaparilla for more than s years, both at wholesale and retail, and have never heard any thing but words of praise from my customers ; not a single complaint has ever reached me. I believe Ayer's Sar saparilla to be the best blood purifier that has been intro duced to the general public." This, from a man who has sold thousands of dozens of Ayer's Sarsaparilla, is strong testimony. But it only echor popular sentiment the world o 8 () over, which has " Nothing Ayr' Struparilla." Ar alankt itxral lif Send for iSt Tureboek.1 It kill tbmbtt ind currl dnubitn. AAlffJMI J. t. Aft Cc., Lomll, Hut. j Oh lk farm. i In nearly all r it is unwise to dis- jc ird ail the old eowi at a time and p y their places with younij unti led ones, j If you have fence on vour farm a 'that they are properly kent no. Broken ieti.-ea and tumble-down tj.ites trs sure indications of indifference in the owner, j One reason why many fail to make ja they might is becameof lack of atten tion to details. i At I)anvers, Mass there is a pear tree '.ill bearing which was planted in IC30. Raved by Two Girls. Whatever may have been the origin of the fabled mermaids, "sea trills." he real mermaids ar certain! v foii'nl !''r ,f'an a plunge Into the Rait waier The tenijieratnre of the Islands Is de lightful, and I could not resist the temptation to take a awlm. I prepared myself nnd plunged In. Af ter I had lx-eu In the water for half an hour. I pushed out over and beyond one of the reefs which surround the Isl ands. All at once I realized that aome thing was going on on the shore. There were quite a number of natives there, and they appeared to hegreiitly cxciled. Suddenly two native girls swam out behind me with long knives ih-tween 'heir teeth. I looked round, and to my horror 1 wiw n shark making for me with terrllic speed. An Instant Inter the girls had dived, ind the shark had nearly stopped. The water around hlni was red with blood. The girls came to the surface again, mil again they dived and plunged their long knives Into the minister. At hist lie lay atlll on the top of the water. Iiilte doad. The natives dragged him ishore, and found that he vis one of the largest of his species. Hut for the wonderful bravery of th.-s- girls I should not lie here to-uight !, tell you this story. ;xkI Stoty Told on C'hoate. Iwiglit Lawrence, librarian of the senate, was down from Alhtiny recent ly, say the New York Sim, and this Is lils latest anecdote: Joseph II. Choate and Kdward I.nu terhach, the noted Jewish barrister, vvcre associated In a suit a short time igo and won. As the Jury left their seats Mr. I.auterhach turned to Mr CtioRte nnd said: "Choatf, we won this verdict becar.se we happened to know more law on this subject than our adversaries." "Ves?" queried Clmale. "Our clients are rich, you know, a' corporation, and all that," rejoined I.auterbat'li. j '"Yes'" again queried Choate. "What do you think we ought to charge, I.au terbai h '!" " h. $T."i't apiece." "Tut. tul." broke out Choate, Impa tiently, and he repented: "Tut, tut! You let me handle this bill, Lauterbach. I'll collect for us both." A short time afterward Mr. Ijtutcr haeh was In Mr. Choate's office In Wall street, and Mr. Choate handed him a check for $l,.r.oi) as Mr. I.uulerbuch's fee lu the case, nnd said: "I.aut i bach, what do you think of that':" Mr. Lauterbach looked at the check, stroked his beard for an instniit, and, looking Intensely at Choate, replied: "Almost thou iwrsuadesl uie to be a Christian." v ilow Many? Someone has been calculating the 'number of stitches that go to the mak ing of a cat and w aistcoat. The .re sult Is appalling. No fewer thau 4.V i HI". sepanre and distinct stitches are required, as thus: Machine stitches for the coat 4l."J!4 and ".oil for thu vest; hand stitches on t li coat VAAM and on the vest 3.0l; bastings on the coat ").7!t'J. and on the rest t,4!!i; being In ill HI Bl'J stitches on the coat, and 11, Vj" on the other article. The Difference. Tommy "i'op, whal'a the difference lieweeii a bouniot and a Joke?" Tommy's Top "A boniuot Is some thing you tell a friend and a Joke Is something a friend toll! you." 1'hlla drlphla Kecord. JtfW "- 1 '1 lie handkerchief la a very isscntiul rticle in the summer toilette. Anchovy s ndwiches are ad liciou- addit on to the picnic luncheon. Tut woi words of pralM for - - - it fe?s n l! I'll . - W I iqmrW. U Way to (ret Good Koh1. liatavla (N. Y.) taxpayers are greatly pleased with the experiments made in roadmaklng with a steam road roller. It la found that the machine will put lu the best of condition TsiO feet of road way in a day at a cost of S!i..".'t. In :io other way can dirt or macadamized streets of a city or village be kepi hi good condition so cheaply. Every smali city and village ought to have a nwi 1 roller. No investment can be made that will pay larger dividends tha'i giiod road. Jtetter Roads. Whether public Kent'.iiient ever be come powerful enough to compel the adoption of sensible methods In the construction of permanent -ouii;ry roads, the Improvements In the ma chinery for road making have certainly tirade the construction of gisid roads possible tit a loss cost than at any former period. In thu old time tlr: broken stone spread upon a macad:i rn l.ed road was usually avoided by those driving over It during dry weather, ih" clay or gravel slih of the roadway be ing preferred. The hroken stone would Is' worn down to a smooth track only when the wet weather of the fall and winter mad" the sides of the roadbed impassable. The Invention of the steam slide crusher a ml the ponderous steam roller has changed all this. The stone Is now crushed at the quarry at a much cheap er rate than it could he done by tluvol 1 fashioned method of breaking It w,t!i hand hammers. When It Is spread noon the roadway the heavy steam rollers do in a single day the work of many days and thousands of heavily loaded wag ons under the old system. The crushed stone is rolled and compacted Into a solid mass at once, and, with a lop layer of finer stone, the surface Is roiled as smooth as that of a gravel roao ri dry weather, l iider the modern sys tem, the iniieiida mixed road become- a model driveway, so far as the surl'ii' Is concerned, as soon as it Is complete I, and for stability has no equal. The Illustrations of the ease and com partitive cheapness with which good roads can now be constructed, wiii. n tire f itruisheil In the suburbs of every large city, should be sitllieieiit to sen " as object lessons for all the country. A good stone quarry can be opened in any township In any county in this commonwealth, a steam stone crusher at the quarry will furnish an nnliiniie 1 amount of the best material for a so,;d roadbed, and ;t heavy steam roller will complete the wink, if properly ha lulled, lu plain terms, good, substantial roa.'s lire MkHsible In a II, sections of the com Hioiiwrtilt.h, and If once construct".!, would be found to be cheaper In Un ions run than the existing country high ways which are a succession of qnr.:; mtivs a part of the year, inches deep in dust the rest of the time and good roads never. To secure good roads eotistniete.l up on sound principles It is necessary firt that the present patchwork system ot keeping roads in repair by scraping clay from Die gutters into the center of the roadway to be relumed to the gu. lets again by the combined action of rain, frost and heavy travel shall he abandoned as on utter waste of work and money. The next essential Is thai the most Important highways be seleia ed first for permanent Improvement, ami that each highway so selected shall be completely tnacadaml.ed wiiicn township or county lines before n nolher Is attempted. One highway In a town ship Improved after this manner would work ft revolution In our entire syst of road making, nnd lead to the utter abandonment of the cheap and nasty pmds that now disgrace our Slate and nearly every other State In the Union. rhlladelphla Times. - - Street Cars in Naples. "I was In Naples last summer when the first electric street car was put In operation, nnd was stoned by the popu teo," said Dr. V. O. Terry, of Sacra mento, Cal., at the Arlington. Jir. Terry lias been in Europe for two years, mostly In Germany, pursuing n surgical course, nnd Is now going home to practice his profession. "The new style of street enrs," he' continued, "give great offense to Hie Neapolitans, simply because they were an Innovation. The people over there resent everyflilngthnt Is new, regardless of merit. Naples Is one of the toughest places In Christendom, anyway. It Is u rare thing lu that town to meet with tiny one who seems to recognize the bath as an institution of civilization. Men, women nnd children revel In dirt, particularly the Intter. Hoys and girls of ten years are often seen In public without, n single garment to hide their nudity. The ordlnnry refreshments of life, as practiced In America, are un knowu there. The public conveyances are crowded with passengers so re dolent of gnrllc that It la often prefer able to get out and walk. Imnbtlea everybody eats garlic In order to keep from being overcome with Km odorifer ous went, as a matter of protection. "Rut worst of all lu Italy Is the ter rible drain of taxation and the corrup tion on the part of men In high official position. The railroads, for instanc. which ought to bring In large reveutteg to the government, are a wiurce of ex-jciim-. The explanation is that every iody connected with their operation is engaged in mealing. The charge is made openly, and I never once heard it disputed. "Washington Tost. Tranquil, Hut heterc. "My Isiy," sai 1 the examiner, in the friendliest of tones, to a lad who had jiust finished a piece of Iatiu prose, and was alsuit tremblingly to place the composition lu the gentleman's hands, "my Isiy, 1 looked over your shoulder while you were writing; you have every reason to be satisfied with yourseif, and with care, will get a scholarship easily, and a good class in "Mods' as well." The examiner whose kind manner re assured the nervous boy had la-en sent by the University of Oxford to test the classical attainments of the Hath schol ars. He was six feet in height, very thin, very tranquil, with that studied softness which seemed to conceal a severity that could be merciless. That side of his character showed Itself a few hours later. Mr. Kseott describe the c,!ilbiton, in his book, ""Platform, Press. Politics and Play." It was winter; the Avon was frozen over, and examiner and examinees were skating over the surface, the form er no less at home upon steel shod feet than In the teacher's chair hearing a recitation in tireek. . n overgrow n lout, whose ignorance in Greek grammar had ls-cn detected by the examiner, thought he wo.ild ob struct tiie exa miner's progress and sen! him sprawling. Fancying that his act was not observed, he placed in the path such obstacles as happened n be fi t hand. A long swept I he examiner, and as he en me to the obstruction, lifted witii n single stride his tall form across the barrier. "My young friend," he called out in a vol heard by all, "the next lime you want to play any of these uioiikev tricks, try them on one of your own hek'iit. And now, remember that you have in front of you for to-morrow the verbs in Mi, which may pccsetit dillleul tlcs In you, greater even than this truck and broomstick did to me." The laugh w.as turned against the ill-maidiered hid. w ho. as his eonqiicrer left tin- river, shouted. "Three cheers for the examiner:" The man was Mr. Percival. Fellow of Queen's College. Oxford, anil to-day Ilishop of Here ford. Odds and l.nds. The amount of money held by t lu xurious London banks is not far short of r.tl.(N!0.(t(H. Scarlet fever kills yearly, on the av erage, about li l.i it hi persons, chielly children not exceeding 111 years of age. Kiehaii-Voung is the pleasantly suggestive-combination of the names of a couple married in f.-imdcu. Me., a few days ago. A I look of critical essays on Zola. Pumas tils and Maupassant, by Count" Tolstoi, lias just been translated under Tolstoi's supervision, from Russian In to French. At an early date a cargo consisting of la i,0(ii l song birds will be sent oil from London to the Cape Colony, to be released there, with the object of a.' elinciti.atioii. A horse dealer In West Woo N;. ,.!. Vt., has owned horses during ids life, and has tieser told a lie about a horse. Cue who has dealt with libit was so impressed will) this reimivka hit fact that he recently gave him a hatchet. Some tbne ago the Supreme Court of Ohio decided that Miss Nellie G. Rob inson, a la wyer of Cincitinat i. could not be appointed a notary public. She has now applied to the Supremo Court of the United States for a decision on !'i" question and the case will be consid ered by Justice Harlan. "It's a licet" A good anecdote survives, but it pass es through many transformations. In the Atlantic Mrs. Lathrop. in "Some Memories of Hawthorne," her father, tells an anecdote which she heard when a child from a Mr. Beiitioek. a frequent visitor of the family during the Liver pool consult! Ie -l her-father. Doubt less some of our rentiers will recognize this old friend In a new dress: A Scotchman, at an Inn, was walking disconsolately about the parlor while dinner was being prepared. A distin guished traveler 1 tli'kens, porhnps--wns dashing olT a letter at the center table, describing the weather and some of yn otjd fellows he had observed in his trn vcls. "And," he wrote, "there Is In the room at the present moment a long, lank', red-headed, empty-brained nincom poop, who looks as if he had not eaten a square meal for a month, nnd is stamping about for his dinner. Now he approaches me as I sit writing, nnd I hear his step pause behind my chnlr. The fotd Is actually looking over my shoulder, nnd rwidlng these words " A torrent of Scotch burst forth right here: "It's a lee, sir It's n lee! I never read a worrd that yer wrort!" College Kducatlon Free. Instruction Is absolutely gratutloiis In the universities and faculties of France. They are open without re serve to strangers as well as to nntlvJ students nnd the grades established arc the same for each. It la required, however, that both foreign nnd nntlva students should give evidence of cer tnln preliminary study. Hall I mora News. IlaptUt Publication Plant. The Bnptlsts of the United Stales have more money Invested In printing and publishing machinery thnn any other denomination. A innn never complains of a girl be ing cold If she tibowi her Iclness to some other fellow. fc. .trai JlellV The oldest lell of which e have wcord ie the To, t-truck with a wooden clapper and mentioned in the Chinese gacred books. It nag used by govern ment criers to clear the road at funer als and t announce the spring months. In China belii; were used as musical instruments together with drums at .imperial banquets, minor sacridces and official ceremonies The fabulous em peror Hwang-Ti was said to have made 12 musical month bells. Redomefctfcation or the Klephant. j The Kurojiean "elephant herd" Is, generally speaking, the property of the I large circus owners, nnd these prefer the Indian elephant, which they allege to be more docile and more reliable for their purposes than the African spe cies. The trainers say that the latter have bad memories, and that this makes them uncertain performers in a ring. They will learn a few tricks without difficulty, but when called upon to perform In public they some times seem to forget their accomplish ments, and either stand still or bolt 1o their stables. It has been recently pointed out that this lack of memory, or perhaps of brain power. In the African w hen com pared with the Indian species may pos sibly be accounted for by the descent of the former from the mastodon, an earlier extinct type than the mammoth. The teeth of the African elephant cor rwpond with those of the mastodon, while In the Indian elephant they are analagous to those of the more recent mammoth. When kept in Knglatid the African seems to have less respect for "humans" than the Asiatic, ind Is less trusted by Its keepers, who seem to look upon It as unsafe. But is this only l comparative estimate of a creature Judged by the side of one w hich has long held the first place among domes ticated beasts of burden? Dr. Sclnter, who has summarized the general ex perience of the Zoological Society for nearly twenty years, gave It as his opinion that they are quite as intelli eent as the Indian species, though, per haps, not equally docile. The Satur day Review. Rice custards are dainty luncln n d slu 8 for ho! tie ther ating. " All wool iieus goods are not selling fell these days. Personal. ANY ONE who has lo-r-n benefited by , the nse of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills will receive information of much value and in terest by writing to "Pink Pills," P. O. Box "i!l'J. Philadelphia. "A Handful of Dirt May Be a Houseful of Shame." Keep Your House Clean with SAPOLIO t'.. " Cut Down 1 m mm A woman knows what a bargain really is. She knows better than a man. "BATTLE AX" is selected every time by wives who buy tobacco for their hus bands. They select it because it is an honest bargain. It is the biggest in size, the smallest in price, and the best in quality. The 5 cent piece is almost as large as the JO cent piece of other high grade brands. 3 PATENTS. TMSE-EMXft KiMinado and 4t1c aa to Paaantahnitjr of In .ntlm..SedforIBUT'OiaJj, or Row toOrt a 1-ataat, Finaia OYaaaau, WMblnftoa, D. 0. Weatuer Nlgn, When the unger nails are dry ami brittle the indication is for fair weatb er; when they are tough and pliable and can easily be cut without breaking, rainy weather is probable within the next tew dayB. Carpets drawn very tight when laid upon the floor furnish a tolerable ba rometer. When a ttorm is about to break the thieada contract with euch foree as sometimes to tear the fabric nr I draw out the tacks I The stay at-hoinea can get a lot of comiort out oi a bath tub and porch if they only make up tbeit minds to do so. J-Jven though pearls are considerid the emblems of tears they are in great demand in all articles of jewelry. The lily is the July birthday flower. A bicycle luncheon basket is a late device. The bread fork ie a dainty imported article of silver. Special attention to diet is the sure road to longevity. Why will women tell all their pri vate biisinete in the street cars? Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Price 75 cents. Trousseau chests are among the be longings of tiie up-to-date bride. A novel way to serve ices is to haver them in the heart of real rosea. Mr. lVlnlowg soothing SYRnp for chtlr rea teetliinu. HiltetiB the ?ntns, relures intlam ii. a i ion, alia- pmn, cures wind colic. 'c UHlle. Hirds as large as barnyard hena now perch on the smart summer hat. KamlHiina handkerchiefs are used to effectively drape French bodices. If the hair is falling ont, or turning gray, requiring a stimulant with nourishing and coloring food. Hall's Vegetable Sicilian Hair llenewer is just the specific. De adence in literature is a topic very greatly discussed these days. Sometimes a good cry is ev-r so modi more comforting than laughter. l'iso's Cure for Consumption is the be.t of all cough cures. --George W. Lou, Fu hucher, Lu., August. "Jli, lsiti. A fluff v white parasol carried with a shirt waist is decidedly incongruous. The collection of monogram poker chi s is the late.-t fancy of thejiutntner girl. i A y 3 Expenses.' Through Yellowstone Park on a bicycle A TRIP WORTH TAKING. Write to J. Francis, C.en'l rsjuV Ant, Bw llngton Route, Omaha. Neb., for booklet glTla full lafortnattnn atNiiit rami, roela, eto. M . V. Mo. SSS. 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