SOLDIERS' STOBIES. ENTERTAINING REMINISCENCES OF THE WAR. h BtliMri4 ta f th. IUbUtoa ImIu T e Thrlllinc linn. Three Short War Stories. Brimful of funny anecdotes that bad do cbestnutty flavor was the speech of ieneraJ St Clair Mulholland at the Second Corps banquet at the Shore man), says the Washington Post. The Irishman largely preponderated In these anecdote, of which a couple of apeeluuens from the memory of a guest will be found below. MeCook's regiment wti In front of the enemy, and, expecting to make an attack next morning, he mounted his bone t ride down to the picket line and examine the situation. With thla purpose in view he called on a soldier to accompany him, and the command ing officer made a detail. MeCook wu astonished when a little red-headed fel low rode up to him and touched hla cap, ready for thla service, for be was a mere boy, weighing not more than seventy-five pounds and looking acaree ly bigger than the Sharp' rifle he car ried. "You going with me?" asked Me Cook. The lad saluted and replied in the affirmative. "We're going right to the front," aald ithe officer. "Do you know that it ia very dangerous?" "Ye, your honor," aald the youth. "Have you been under Are?" Inquired the officer. "I have, your honor. "Do you suppose you have the back bone lo keep up with me wherever I or "111 thry, air; that a why I'm sint, air. An' if it'a heavy flrin' an' we're gut among the bulleta and we're kilt you won't be In h half a minlt before I come a-tappin' at the window." They went to the front. The second atory was located at the opitaL One of the cbaplaln'a regi ment waa very badly wounded and certain to die. But the chaplain waa tired the chaplaina were often tired In the army, you remember and ao he went to bed, and be left special word with Kergeant Joe that he waa to be called if Barney showed signs of Im mediate collapse. When he arose In the morning he waa much surprised to bear that Barney bad diet during the night He upbraided the watcher with not having roused him In time to ad minister the last consolations to the dying soldier. "Well, to tell the truth, yer blghDess, I didn't want to disturb you, an' you "uldn't hev done nutliln' for him. TVnthin could a-helped him. An' when he come to die I condoled hira mysilf." "In what way did you console bitn, sergeant?" ' "TSl1: chaplain, I talked to him gentle like, an' I Jill his hand an' I said to h'.m, Barney,' says I, 'I'm afraid .you're dyin.' my boy,' " " 'I tiiink I am.' ways he. ' 'An' I expect you'll go below,' says I. " 'I think I will,' says he. "'Well, Barney, my boy, says I, 'you ought to be glad you've got some place to go to. " On. Sickles rarely sits down to a table with old soldiers without contrib uting some valuable historical remin iscence. At this same banquet he told this story: "It w as. I should rhluk, very early In the winter of 'Cl-'H'J that, having swne tiusinces with ("en. McClelltin, I walked up one forenoon to bis headquarters In Admiral Xemmes" house, opposite the Arlington. The ma on duty said the General waa engaged, and asked me to wait. I took a seat, and shortly the Secretary of War came In and Inquired for the General. An officer came out of the next room, said the General was busy Just then, and asked the Secre tary of War to take a seat and wait. Mr. Cameron sat down and we fell Into -on versa tlon. In a few minutes Mr. Lincoln came in and inquired for Gen. McClellan. The officer repeated what he had said to ns. that the General was very busy, and Mr. Lincoln would have to wait. The President sat down wtb n and saki, 'All right, I'll wait.' The Secretary of War remarked that ihe President ought 1u tunne way to have .access! to one of his generate. Mneon Dltrew one leg over the other, as If pre wired for a long siege, and amid, -Oh, no. It'a all right. My time Is of no spe cial value, and the General ta engaged "in attending to our business. I can wait as well as not. And he fell Into bis famous atory telling, showing rot the, slightest Imiiaticnce at the neces- uity of cooling his heels In the ante room of a man who was a civilian lets than a year Ix-fore, whom he had up jpoiwted to office. The Incident Illustrated." added Gen. JWcklea, "two things first, that Mr. Lin coln was one of The most unpretentious of men. and second, that at that time everybody- Including McClellan him self, expected MH'lHliiu to put down tbe rebellion." Ma Told the Confederates, 'fne Rev. lather Thomas Ewing Sherman, of St. Louis, has lieen con ducting a mission In St. Patrick's Church, Cedar Rapids, Iowa. On one afternoon he tendered a reception to awventy veterans of the civil war, and la conversation told tbem this story: "Dortag the war he was a 'camp fol lower,' going In when about three years old and remaining with his father. Gen. William T Sherman, until the clone of the struggle. At Blao River, on the inarch from Atlanta to the sea, a Con federate m tent under a nag of truce to Rberman's headquarters. Arriving, a found the general absent, but young Tsnsaas waa there aad Inclined to be communicative when taken upon the knee of the Confederate. Drawn into conversation be bluntly remarked: "Why, father tan whip you fellows every time." On being inter rogated as to how and why he could whip them the boy proceeded to give detailed Information. "Father has 50,- ooft men and so many cannon; just so many foot and ao many horse soldiers. He baa Just exactly so many men, foot and horse, and so many cannon at an other place " JThe boy did not neglect to stafe tha"t the Northern troops were well off for provisions, and bow and where they could get them when they wanted them. - General Sherman, after the Confeder ate's departure, learned, of the conver sation. "Why, said he, "you young traitor. There la nothing for it but that you must be court-martialed, and you will probably be shot." The boy was not shot, but he waa told of the rules and uuges of armed forces when at "rr- An Incident at the Front, One night when the sentinels bad been warned to be unusually aler. a the enemy were In force only a mile away. The soldier on post No. 4, wbich was directly In front of a small clear ing in the farem, suddenly called out for the corporal of the guard. The order was to avoid firing If possible, u the men behind the breastworks were worn out with marching. Tiiere waa a full moon and she threw such a lighj jwn Into the iea:jjig rhat tbe mallear object couid be dlsVloguU:'ied by the sentinel. As ha looked and lis tened a Confederate In the uniform of a captadn stepped into the clearing In full view. The sentinel rifted bis mus ket and opened his lips to cry out, be lieving Chat the enemy was moving down on our Unea, but ooietliing In the demeanor or" the lone figure made Mm pause. After a moment he simply call ed for the corporal of the guard. It waa a strange sight we saw three or four of us as we stood on post No 4. The Confederate came walking slowly down upon us, an open letUr In bis left hand his right ca-elesiy swinging. We knew him for a slep walker the instant we got eyea on him. His movements seemed to be jjde by machinery, and the carriage of head and Shoulders waa not rhsvt of a man wake. He came straight down upon us. head erect and eyes wide open, but looking neither to the right nor to the left We stood astfde to lt Mm pass and bis left hand towbed a buxdi and the letter was torn from bis fingers and picked irp by the Corporal. I: vas a wife's letter her n iMband -a wife's let ter to her soldier-captain In he field. The man before us belonged to the Tenth Alabama, and the letter was written from an Ala lie ma plantation "Don't towh him." whispered the Corporal, as we fell in be-Wnd the som nambullat. He walked down our left-front the width of two regiments and back again. One of our party went ahead ro wills per to the sentinels, and they stood in awe as the midnight visitor pa -teed down and returned. Hla gaze was al ways the seine straight before Mm. and he neither Increased nor slackened bis pace. By and by he came back to post No. 4, and there he stopped for live minutes and eemed to be thinking. We stood close to Uim, but no man made a sound. We noted the color of hair and eyes the fresh scar on Ms cheek a finger missing from his left hand. Of a sudden the man started up and walked on, heading straight for the Confederate lines. We stood and watch ed him across the glade and Into the darkness of the woods and then turned away. "I feel that God will bring you home to me again," s.iid the letter which the bimh had torn from his hand. At 9 o'clock next morning we were fiercely attacked, but after a bbly conflict the enemy were driven back. When we went out to succor the wound ed and bury the dead we found the Captain aimost among the first of the dead. Three bullets had struck him In the brenst s he dashed forward at the head of his company. In his brwwt pocket we placed the letter which loving band had traced, and we gave Mm a grave of bis own sod mark.-d it that his friends m-lglrt know flie fcjxsi when war was no more. Better for the loving wife bad we made blm prisoner as be fame walking among us that night, tbut bad we done ao he might not have died a soldier's death. Note Ahont War. On Jan. 1, the armies of t world Included 4.'Mt,(m men. The first war of profane history was bout a woman Helen, of Troy. The total cost of our navy during the civil war, lWJl-ftf., was $3Vl.(),m. On July 1, lHir.. there were ail.fNW men serving In the navies of the world After the great battle of Cannae, 52,312 dead men were found on the field. Great Britain now owns C.'ZVl can nous; Kratice, 8,2'K), and Germany, 5,920. During our great civil war (il..'ii2 men on the Union side were killed outright In battle, 'i he largest Krupp guns have a range of seventeen miles, and tire two shot a minute. Hwltjserland has a population of leas than 3,,', and a standing array of 130,010. In time of war France recksas on putting on! 870 men to every 1.0W of her population. The war of the lovers waa the seventh religious war of France, waged be tween the years 1570 and 1578. HI nee Napoleon "died Uke a raged llou In his exile home" 6.000,000 French men have perished la the wan of that country When Germany ' warred agaluat France In J870 71. she put 1.038,000 trvop la the Held. In the same war tlio French employed 710,000 men. EDUCATIONALCOLUMN NOTES ABOUT SCHOOLS AND THEIR MANAGEMENT. Connty Institute for the loxl or Schools an Well as for Teachers How to Teach Geography Seat Work for Older Clamea. The Connty Institute Borne eighteen years ago a prominent rlty superintendent said to the writer: Don't vou think the comity Institute has about bad its day? Could not the time be spent more profitably In some other way?" The speaker addd. When yoii lake ln5 consideration that there are about 300 teachers in this county, with average wages of 110 a week, a total of $3,000, and the cost for nstrnctors and ball of at least $300 more, or a grand total of $3,300 for a week's work aMnsytute, Is It worth the money theway the tnstitufe is con ducted?" The questions were put In all leriousness, and added to them were tome sharp criticisms as to the meth- ds pursued in the work of the Insti tute, which indicated that the speaker believed that a considerable amount of time was consumed In speeches and lectures that gave the teachers too lit tle to carry home to their school-rooms. Moat people will agree as to the value of the social features of the Institute, the waking up that a lively Institute gives, and all that. But the arousing of enthusiasm la not the whole work of the Institute. Primarily the Institute is supposed to be for the good of the schools. Teach ers are expected to reap benefits from the Instruction given and be able to do better work in the schools because of this Instruction. Is this object always secured.' Is It usually secured! If not the efficiency of the Institute may be questioned. Home one has said that every teacher ought to go to the Institute with the purpose of taking something borne wlto him. That Is well; but It Is quite as necessary that something be given at the institute that may be taken borne, not by one or a few, but by all. Is this always, or usually the case? It la rranted tbst many valuable and help ful lectures are given at Institute, but should they not all be helpful? Is not this the obioct of the institute? If there are some who hsve so expands and absorbed that they can take In no more let them give out to the less for tunate, and It will do good to both. School glr! esays and flowery ora Hons when not loiiching on matters educational are botb out of place In the county institute for teachers. How often have we seen teachers enjoy the enthusiasm and the Jokes -f the man on the platform, and return to their homes at the close of the ween asking themselves why the blanks In their note-books were so extensive and why they recalled so little that would make tbelr school-room work easier and more effective. Institutes that do not give the prac- tlial work and help needed by the teachers, especially the young and inex lerienced, are not well conducted, how ever nne tne music or entertaining the Jertures. They do not make ade- Uate return for the money expended. The plan of dividing the institute into sections, adapting the work to the want and nieds of the teachers eonsM- lutiti'X the section. Is an Improvement on the general lecture plan which was at one time wholly In vogue. i i'he Informal meeting of teacher Hlone for an hour for discussion Iwfore the regular sessions, ought to win mow favor In some sections of the 8tate. It Is not only popular In the western part of Pennsylvania, but also nseftil In drawing out the opinion arid stigges tlons of such as are too diffident to express themselves before a large -on vetitlon. The Institute is for the teacher and through the teacher for the school.-- Educational News. Teacher' - Icllln,." This remark is frequently heard, that a teacher should never tell her pupils anything they can possibly find out for themselves. It seems to me this must be taken with two consideration In mind, two exceptions probably. There are two times or places when the teacher should tell a thing. One is when the pupil has done all be can do, has gone as far as he can go, when the tf-acher has gotten him to see all he can see from questioning alone. Then without any more worry and fuss a teacher should explain or "tell. The other time when It Is wise that teacher should "tell" Is when the time necessary for the development of certain point could be better spent on some ot her. I have seen a teacher spend fifteen minutes In working out a point when neither the point nor the discipline gained was worth the time spent In getting It, when it would have leen better for the pupils If the teacher had told the point as soon as he found It waa not known, then moved to some thing else of more worth and let the pupil acquire his discipline by work Ing out facts that are important. Cer tainly no teacher needs look far for these. This means, of course, that tbe teach er must be able to discriminate be tween facta In their relative value to the life of the child. If the child's ca psclty were not limited and If the time element were also not limited then the advice never to tell the pupil anything be can find out for himself might he good. But these two facts are fatally against It. - Honietimes a teacher asks questions on a hard point and finally succeeds In reaching It. Probably two or three pupils giv It, and usually In about the same language used by the teacher, this difficult point ia left and another hurriedly taken up. If after Ihe chll drra hare given It, the teacher were to But tbe facts la bar own way, state It differently from tba children, and give an illustration, if possible, the point would be more clear and more Interest ing and for tbese reasons better remem bered. To be sure, the teacher's re stating points may easily le carried to the extreme, and frequently is, never theless the use of thla in the proier place adds to the clearness and Inter est to the point When the teacher puts the point In clearer or more elegant English, while not a direct "telling" of the point, she seta before the children a better standard of expression than they are able to give. It seems to me that those facts that need to be known partially, but have slight concern with the true life of the child may be told and let the great stress of discipline be forgotten In the mastery of those others that are vitally connected with the child's larger life. The teacher should be constantly on the watch for those facts and that pe culiar training that will put tbe child most completely In harmony with the varied Interests of tbe complex civill ration of which he Is a part. Indiana School Journal. " i mm Beat Work for Older Claaaes, "S, As the children become accustomed ' study of books, they need less varied material for expression and are able to endure longer periods of work In the same lines. Tbe seat work for these classes will be chiefly confined to study of books, drawing, and arithmetic. Re production of the history, goography, nd arithmetic, drawing maps of de signs and Illustrations of tbe thought expressed In the reading or general les sons will afford all necessary practice and sufficient variety. To these may be added the sewing and sloyd. and t..: drawing associated with them. Great care should be taken to link this t work to the various lessons of the day, making It afford practice In the line where the children need more drill, and demanding the exercise of his different powers. The reproduction of the history lesson, for instance, may be In the form of simple narration or n letter form, or the child may Im agine himself as the chief actor In tbe scenes which he describes. The de scription of plants may be written In full or represented by drawing. The map aa well as the deacriptiou and let ter should record what tbe child learns In geography. Do not forget to allow some period for silent reading. In which tbe child learns for himself what books have to give and prepares to tell others what he learns. In all work at the seats. Insist upon attention and diligence, with no waste of materials or of time, prompt action without dawdling, and Independent work without copying or Interfering with one's neighbors. Make every les son tell In right habits of work. Way- marks for Teachers. Silver, Bnrdett Hints en Teaching- Geography. 1. Rely on maps and outlines, not on tbe text-book. 2. Assign the lessons by topics, not by pages: In assigning map lessons, do so without having a map before you. 3. Kncourage pupils to ssk questions, and furnish examples within their own exoertence of the subject under con sideration. r. I.et each pupil give in his own language all the InforiuNtiou be has secured on the subject. 5. At the close of a recitation have the pupils tell what has been brought out during the lesson. . Kmphasir.e all new facts, ami on- nect them with the former lessons. 7. Insist, that each pupil keep a note iMHlk. H. Talk as little during the lesson as possible: let the subject le unfolded by the pupils. ft. Make your questions and answers ns vou would in conversation; eschew the lecture sry!'' of teaching. 10. Haveplenty of reference book. use them freely, and encourage jour pupils to consult them. 11. Hold this always before your mind: you are to teach your pupils to study a country in the light of its ad vantages as an a!ode for man. 12. Begin every, lesson with a review of the preceding lesson. Frequently have this review a written exercise. 13. Have progressive maps made, to be filled in as the lesson proceeds. 14. Encourage Individual work; as sign subject to different pupils to be reported on at the next lesson. hx. Not Necessarily Irish. The Scotch are not far behind the Irish in the matter of bulls. A minis ter in Arran is said to have made the following announcement from his pul nit: "My friends, there will be no Ixrd's day here next Sabbath; It's the sacrament owre at Klltnory, and I'll be there. A Paisley man, in discuss ing the right of women to practice medicine, In a letter to a newspaper of bis place asked this pointed que tlon: "Why snould not women be freely allowed to become medlcti men?"' "I'm afraid you'll be late a tbe party," said an old English lady to her stylish granddaughter, who re plied: , "Ob, no, dear grandma; don' you know that In our fashionable se nobody ever goes to a party till every body la there?" Come to Htay. Than bicycle riding no form of ex erclse is more attractive, and when It is Indulged in with a knowledge of tbe limits of endurance no exercise Is likely to prove more healthful. But thousands, of young people and a good many older ones who think they are strengthening themselves by exercise are really wrecking their nervous sya terns by over-exertion and over-train Ing. All this may be trusted to rlgh Itself In time, .for tbe bicycle has come to stay. But In tbe meantime, those who cannot learn except by their own experience will go on ruining their health by Indulging In the amusement to excess. WEDDED TO A ROYAL RAKE. Few royal personages in Europe de serve more sympathy than the queen of the Belgians, whose husband's esca pades with stage celebrities and others bave nearly driven hla wife insane. King Leopold is 60 years of age. but shows little algn of abating tbe scan dalous behavior which baa made bis name a by word for years. At one time THE QfEE Of BEt.OIl'M. his excesses In Ixudon landed him in a police court, and his moat gracious majesty bad considerable difficulty In aplag the punishment so often dealt out to plebeian royaterers a month In Jail. Hla scandalous doings bave caus ed untold grief to his wife, whose tastes and bablta are of a domesticated character. Her majesty has made ev ery effort to wean him from his un seemly waya, but has met with little or no success. Don't for the Hamaser Oirl. Hon't giggle. Don't listen to scandal. Don't defy public opinion. Don't play on tbe hotel piano. Don't believe everything you hear. Don'tsleepall day and dance all night. Don't form lifelong frlendablps In three days. Don't have "heart talks" with every man you know. Don't read "Harry's" letters aloud to your girl friends. Don't go rowing with the young man who tips the boat. Don't refuse to marry a good man If you get the chance. Don't tell your admirers all the se crets of your girl friends. Don't become engaged to more than two men at the same time. Don't put on your bathing suit unless you're going Into the water. Don't join sailing parties unless you (an stand a little rough weather. Don't snub your mother or maiden aunt in public. It doesn't look well. Don't try to protect your complexion. (iive the sun and fresh air an Inning. Don't sing, unless nature has given yon a voice which will not cause others pain. Don't trust thp gentleman who has married unhappily and wishes to tell you all about It. Don't forget that half an hour of ex ercise in the open air is worth more than all the nerve Ionics in Ihe market. Don't forget that the summer hotel veranda Is thp happy hunting ground of the most merciless gossips on earth. Don't waste too much sympathy on "poor George, working away in the hot city." tieorge Is getting along very nicely. Don't make your willing slaves fas ten your shoeslrtugs more than sevpn times In tbe course of one day. The novelty wears off. New York World. Monkey t kin Card Casea. Professor Garner Is not the only man who has found a new use for the mon key. The up-to-date Jeweler is fully equal In this respect. The jeweler, to 1 sure, has turned the inoukev to dec orative rather than philological ac count, but the service to the world at large Is still very great. This Is at om-e apparent when It Is stated that all the newest card cases are of monkey skin. They are ornamented with an applied decoration of enameled silver, patterned after the early spring flow ers. The blooms are life size nnd as like the original as possible, both In form and color. The effect Is very pret ty, as the flowers lie uhjii their leather background as gracefully as If a care less hand had Hung them there. One Multi-Mtlllonslre' Wife. Mrs. Krneger, wife of President Krtieger of the Transvaal, who is an extremely homely woman, does nearly all her own housework, cooking meals, making her own bed and always tak ing a hand In Ihe family washing. When her husband has "state guests" to dinner the good lady will trnat tbe task of waiting on the table to no one, and donning a white apron she per forms the office of butler. Her hus band has a private fortune of $25,000, 000, but It's "Aunty" Krneger' s boast that they live on their "coffee money" a perquisite of $2,000 a year allowed tbem by the government. Haved Money sad Lost Credit. Aa amusing Incident occurred at a fashionable wedding In this city. One friend, who determined to save her money and credit at the same time, T'- took a broken earring to a ramoua jew. eler of State street and ordered tht little stone to be set as a scarf pin foi the groom. Aa she eagerly remarked: "It does me no good, and coming from sucb a famous establishment they art sure to prize it and think I paid a lot of money. When the package waa re turned from tbe shop the wedding guest failed to examine ber proposed present and merely dispatched It, with her card and compliments. Imagine her disgust when strolling through tba rooms where the bridal gifts were dis played to find a dozen people about bet offering and each one smiling. For a moment she hesitated, then pressed forward, and lol there was tbe predoua white satin covered box bearing tbe prized name, It Is true, but, alas! below, "From the repairing department;" and even worse Than all. resting on the blue cotton beside the pin waj an oljj, broken bit of earring, "returned by the cof scientious firm. Chicago Chronicle. , Japs Refo'ai Their Dross. "J The Emnress of Japan has discarded the picturesque costume of ber coun- . V 1 try. Her majesty s wararooe ia maun In Paris, and she has a decided prefer ence for tight-fitting, small-waleted gowns. The royal example Is followed hv the ladles of the court, and state functions no longer present their fersa- er polychromatic appearance. It Is a curious coincidence that the discaraoa Jsnsnese costume combines all the latest Ideas on dress reform embodied by Its apostles here and In Europe. Parta Her Hair on the Side, Fiuffv hsnits. and even tbe coquet- H.h waves that so graciously conceal the Imperfections of an ugly forehead, are. aa well as the girl that wears ihm out of date. Tbe mannish gin Is at the height of the fashion, and aha Is astounding thousands of her pnav mer sisters by parting her hair at tBs side. Absolute severity and simplicity la tbe motto of the new halrressiag Twist or coll or braid or do w ha teres yon will with your back hair, ao long as the result Is modest and lnconspio LATEST EDICT FOR THE T41L0B-MADI OI St.. uous, but under no circumstances must you venture to Impart a feminine curl to the front locks. Royal W heel women. Nearly all the members of the royal family of England are cyclists. Princess Victoria of Wales, the Duchess of Fife, Princess lAulse, the Marchioness of Lome and Prim-ess Henry of Batten berg nil ride and are enthusiasts. The Queen of Italy had her first bicycle lessons last summer, but Is already au exert. She required only twelve les sons to lufiime proficient. Whit Women Are Holng. During the absence of three mouths of Rev. Mr. Cochrane of the Unitarian Church at Bar Harbor, Maine, his wife will attend to all his ministerial duties. Three different books have recently been devoted to Joan of Arc and a fourth is coming. Mrs. Ollphant is writing a history of the maid for "Tbe Heroes of the Nations" series. Mrs. Frances Eleanor Trollope baa Just published the life and letters of Mrs. Frances Trollope, her mother-ln-law, who wrote a Issik on American customs and manners that gave greet offense. Miss Gladstone, daughter of the ex prdemler, who has recently accepted the presidency of the Cambridge Worn-, en's Mber.il Club, made her first ap pearance recently nt a largely attended miHtlng. i There Is a womnn dentist in New, York who Is fast attaining popularity and fortune. Khe Is a German by) birth, nnd has a large clientele among the singers and other musicians of bet own nationality In the city. Late Spring Cost int.. ' - ml