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It has riven Hatixfaction to millions and mat with the approval of the medical profession, brcaiiM it art on the Kid ney, Liver and IJowrln without weak ening them and It is perfectly free from every objectionable miln-tance. Syrup of Flirs is for wile by all drug gists in 60c and $1 bottlen, but it is man ufactured by the California Fig Syrup Ob. only, whoae name U printed on every package, also the nnmu, Zrupof Fips, and being well informed, von will nut accept anv aul.titut.- '( :!ered. Don't buy cheap, trashy bind ings that are dear at any price. You pay but a tritie more for BIAS VELVETEEN SKIRT BINDINGS and save your time, your money and your dress. Look for "S. II & M." on the labd and take no other. If your dealer will not supply you we will. Scaa for simples showing libels snd msienils. tatha S. H. Il M Co.. P 0. Bos 699. New York City. The 8t. Jos-ph and Grand Inland R. R. IS TIH SHORTEST and QUICKEST LINE TO ail roiT NORTH WEST m EAST SOUTH AnTZ Union Paofio System I1THS ORITS SOl'Tt To California, On-aon snrt all wirr'S points. For liitormailon rncsnllng ra'-, etc , cull on or aMrss anjr avent or H. U. Ah-it, M. P. Kohinsok, J., 'n. Pass Agl. ! Oen'J MsnsrHt. Jowpai Mt; rnr akiimotok :i. hau m. mlnrimm Mim, uJHm II bw reoucrd " ';' ma pussat f I wbt It 11 I'" "'" brai.rti aa boux. arKlsujipili-s aud repsl.s -fT M IMU aaor. II ran and dusa funili.li .-. f . Jb.uwariiclf"rliMiiKtii-iili3- Ota Tt W WI 4sl HllsB A r Ia V3 . oai iVmnMInn Willi mills. Til and FliMl HUwl Tnf ra, Sll Buu A I or 11 iMtil.tiou. As a parrot cn say only what be has bes-u taught, his s pewits sometimes becomes very amusing when be isawa from the place where these studied speeches are appropriate. A queer In stance of this kind was developed in the cse of a parrot that belonged to s certain traveling ghowmau. The bird was accustomed to imitate the wordi and Voice of the mountebank when he was adlressingthe crowds about hi tent, utid always created much atnuae ment by doing so. In the course of the man's and the bird's wmideriucs they came to a farm ing region "up country;'' and here, one d-iy, the parrot escaned and took to the lields. The showman organized a posse of men and boys and went in pursuit of the fugitive. Afier a good deal of vain search they heard a great clamor about an old dead tree on the age of a wood. Creeping up io the place, they iojnd that the poor parrott was up in 'the tree, slrlp- ed of n ost of his feathers, and sur rounded by a flock of screaming crows, who were pecking and clawing him mercilessly; and in the midst of it all the parrot ws calling out at the top of his slndent voice : HELPFUL FAKU II IMS SUGGESTIONS FOR THE AGRI CULTURIST AND STOCKMAN. "One at a time, crush so, please! There's pleniy of time!" gentlemen! Don't Take your lime! room! Take your I o rasir. home peop e Kre so iniluenced by the, elect i it- cui ren;s of the atmosphere that they can foretell the coming of a 'hutidrr sun m with perfect accuracy, and oi hers mere are with nerves so sensitive that they ure sure of having neuralgia from a low and fretful state ol the nervoii? system. Now why can't the latter be warned in time and know that on ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. J o use St, Jacobs Oil protnptlv will ward oil an attack, or If attacked, will promptly cute. Such people, rati do lor themselves what ni hers do tr m weather prophecies, heed the signals and save the wreck and dmiHter. rramos. stwl rw Cuturrs ana rr llrlruW. On application II will nm oihj iiwmi artlci Oiai it wiu nimiKi ". 1st at 13 um ieal anm. It amo mams Tank lad 1'nmixif all stren. iv-nd for catalogs, facuryi IJll, Rstic!l snl Finaore Slrctls, Cbkaia swest MISSOURI The best fruit section In the No drouth. A failure of crops never known Wil.l oilman, l'roiluctlveavll. AtiunJaiu ol gixl pure watiT. for Mast,l Circulars etvlim full d. serin lion of ll Hu ll Mmrral, I'iiiH an.J Aurl' ultur al lands In Honili West Mivnr. write 10 IUHN M. Pl kliV, Mnatr-r of Iho i'inn Und ami Live iotk I ompany, hnn-lio. New ku Co., MlMumrt. Morphlnr llahlt Cdr) In 10 to'J0lI. o OH.J.irtPHEN OPIUM No liar till rnrrU Lftbtnon.OhlOf t urn tor llltialiln;. A few years ago I was a blusher ot 'he worst tyi.e. Advice I had in plenty, ' fio into K)cn ty," recommended one. with almost gnastly humor. "CultlvaU will power," ald another, with aboul a much seiiht ; and so on It went, eacfc Biico-SHively more stupid than the last until It became quite evident that re lief Ironi outside was not forthcoming, L'pon turning the m.itter over in mj mind, I came to the conclusion thai blushing was not a disease, but a sy mj torn a symptom of a defective nerv ous system. The sequel showed thai In my case, at least, this was perfecT correct; and I believe it is equally trui of the vast majority of others. Having got thus far, I set about re n'ovinir the cause. I carefully avoidet lea, coffee, stimulants, late hours ant other agents which are well known t have an enervating influence, living a1 the same time as healthily as possible The result was most gratifying. A1 the end of a few months blushing i longer made my life intolerable, ant after a further period of time the tend ency almost entirely disappeared. Vanquished lif a Kiss. After the rectoral address dtliverec by bean Stanley, upon being madi Lord Hector of St. Andrews, there wai a reception, which very nearly endec In a tragedy; An awful incident oc curred to the dean, to which not ever, his greatest friends ever ventured t allude in talking with him. He hac been introduced to a dear old lady anc said a few kind words to tier, at tin sail e time bending forward his bead it the way many will rember. The agec saint misunderstood the gesture anc solemnly kissed him. Another lad had his arm at the moment but he ren himself away and fled from the spo wl'h eitradordinary activity. Few have ever seen Stanley so frightened ai he was then, Argonaut. Horse fHallo Bl-ould Be Warm-How to Maka a Farm Keller-Profit leas Poultry fcbould He Killed-Growing M u broom BuylnK a Farm. Keeping the Horses Warm. Where the horse stalls ar at one side of a stable, and not shut ofl from the large open space by a close partition, the ociyipants of the malls are likely 1o suffer from cold during severe weath er, even though well blanketed. MucJi more feed Is consumed in this way, the extra amount doing the animal no good except to aid In keeping him A pleasant powder for perfumlni clothes packed away which, it is said will keep out moths, is made as fol lowi: 1'ut in a mortar, one ounce eacl of cloves, mil meg, mace, cinnamon caraway seeds, and Tonquin beaus I'ound them to a powder with six ounc es of orrir- root. Fill little bags madi of miiHllii with this powder aud laj them among tho clothing. To remove a glftss stopper from t bottle, when it Is tightly wedged in hold the neck of the bottle over a llghte match or place In hot water a few mo inents. Heat will expand the glass. The Kmm The () Best. Rest. Test Thcro are two Und of sarsaparllla : The best and the rest. The trtmhlo Is they look oliko. And when tho rest ' dross like tho best who's to tell them apart? Well, "tho tree, is known by Its fruit." Thai's mi old test and a safo one. And tho taller the trco Iho deeper t'.io root- That's another t'.n rr.ciil-il of tlieso srsaDuii I las I 1110 4 ... t H w n.v one with the decjMtst r.,t Is Ayer's. Hie one with tno ricneM fruit; that, too, Is Ayer's. Ayer's Snrsaparllla has a record of half a century of cures; a record of many medals and awards culminating In tho medal of the Chicago World's Fair, which, admitting" Ayer's Sarsaparilla as tho best shut 1U doora against the mat That was greater honor thau tho modal, to be tho only Baraaparllla admitted as an exhibit at the World's Fair. If you want to get the best sarsnparllla of your druggist, hero" an Infallible ule! Ask for the best and you'll get Ayer'a, Ask for Afr'and you 11 got the best V .ft warm. Moreover, chilly quarters tend to get an animal out of condition, and ro less able to do bis work well. A plan Is suggested lu the accompanying sketch for kepliiK horses warm In such open stables. A stout wire or light Iron rod Is stretched across the rear of the stall near the ceiling, and on this is hung a curtain of burlap or old carpet ing. On cold nights and days this cou be drawn across the opening, to the great comfort of the occupant of the stall. Rings of stout wire hold the cur tain to the rod.- American Agriculturist. A Creamery Hecord. The twelfth annual report of the Mas sachusetts Experiment Station con tains some creamery records. The per cent, of fat lu the milk uveraged 4.ZSJ for lS!:i, and for lMiit 4.27 per cent. In 1SII,' the relation of fat to Die solids was 1 to 2.2, while In IS'.H It was as 1 to 2.18. The cost of feed for a quart of cream wns, for,lH!.'i, 13 cents, and for 18'. 13.i'4 cents. The value l Ived for one spnee of cream varied In isi8 from 3.W) to 4.25 cents, with an average of 3.03 cents; in 1S!)1 from 3.10 to 4.00 cents, with an average of 3.52 ceins, which amounted per quart (average) In 1KJ)3 to 13.30 cents, and In 1S!14 to 11.07 cents. The number of quarts of milk required to produce one apace of cream In IH'AT was l.SS, and In 18114 2.08, or 0.39 quarts of whole milk to produce one quart of cream In 18!3, and 7.07 quarts of whole milk to produce oue quart of cream In 1SSH. The net cost of feed per nuart of cream averaged In 18113 5.08 cents, and In I8i4 7.17 cents, Received per quart of cream in 1803 13.30 cents, and In 18!4 11.07 cents, thereby securing a profit of 7.38 cents per quart In 1S03 and 4.80 cents lu 18W. Making a Farm Holler. The roller ought to be more common ly used on the farm In fining the soil for a seedbed, as well as In packing down the soil alrout the seed when sown. A roller may be made by cover Ing old mowing machine wheels In the manner suggested In the sketch, the narrow strips of plank having slots cut In them to fit projections on the wheels. When the strips are In place, shrink an Iron hoop around each end. Old wagon tires are useful for this puniose. The IIOMEMAHE KOLLEK. They wll at one Collar per down, and ' It Is hard to keep pare with the de mand. They are grown In cavtn pr r vlded with manure and sawdust ket freshly supplied. The teuqterature bhould be at least l'" or 120 degrees, but no higher. Old is. 'ds, cellars, greenhouses afford good places for con ducting the business. It will ! found a very Interesting aud profitable pur suit, if you have suitable facilities. STABLE l'OKTIF.HKS. POVLTKY RKKKIOKKATOB. w. CCOOOOGSCCOCOOdO ends may be boarded up to keep out the dirt. Beveling each strip makes a neater Job, but this Is not essential. Getting d of torn Kniut. A bulletin from I'urdue University of Indiana Is devoted to corn smut, which Is very prevalent lu the Went, where corn Is often grown year after year on the same hind. Experiments show that tho growth of smut spores tnnv be prevented by spraying with Bordeaux mixture. But this is an ex pensive and difficult process, as tin leaves of corn will protect the low i portion where the spores may be lodged. A better practical way Is to go through the corn about the time the ears are forming und destroy all the signs of smut that may be visible. While In Its damp state this smut should be put In paper bags and eliher burned or buried deeply In the ground doing through the corn Held twice, once early and a little before the time to cut the corn, will destroy nearly all the smut and prevent Us doing much Injury (or several years. Winter I'lunta. Do not use pots for winter flowering plants that are too large. It is better i i -wo larger part when m-cmslty for jiii.'h nrlsin, Be careful In watering. The tendency Is to apply too much wa ter. An excellent fertilizer for wluti plants Is to dissolve a teaspootiful of nilnite of soda, phosphate of llnic and phosphate of potash In three plnt.s of water, which may be applied In audi dent quantities threw tlmca a week. The materials arc free from odor, and may lc procured at any drug store. Growing- Mnahroonia, Tho growing of mushrooms clone to largo cities like Boston, New York Philadelphia and other localities' has assumed large proportion, aaya the In dependent The cafes, hotels and pri rate clubs use large numbers of them Too Narrow Hams. Most of the old-fashioned barns wer? built with a view to economy, aud were made as narrow and cramped us possible, says the American Cultivato. The standard wldih seemed to bo enough for a wagon loaded with grain In the straw to be driven in, and for the barn foor to be closed behind it. The floor was also narrow, so that the team had to be driven out at the door opp.t- slte that they went In at. It is rather curious that fanners tried to economize so much In lumber when the woods were full of it, and larger framed buildings might be made with scarcely any more expense. When farmers be gan to build barns with basements, and having only one entrance, the barn was necessarily made wider and its floors broader, so that a loaded wagon could be driven In and the team be driven out beside It A roomy barn floor Is very convenient for storing many kinds of farm tools; but wagons should al ways be stored In the basement, where the wheels will come In contact with the soil. Weed Peeda in Winter. Weed seeds are often drifted by wiuds to great distances when the snow fs covered with an Icy glare. The w ild carrot seeds are more often dissemin ated !n this way than In any other. Small seeds, such as those of ragweed. which grows along roadsides, will ad here to the mud on wagon wheels, and thus ..will be carried where not before known. The only safety from weeds consists In preventing their seeding. When they have perfected their seed It Is often enten by birds, and will some times retain Its vitality after passing Into the excrement. Some kinds of weed seeds are very hard and need some such treatment to make them ger minate readily. Kill the Profltlesia Poultry. Don't keep a lot of useless poultry through the winter. If in good flesh hnve all the old fowls and the cockerels dressed. Have such a box as Is Illus trateda dry goods box with hinged side and lay the dressed fowls in It, no one touching another. Tut the box in a cold building or on a back pla..a aud let the fowls freeze solid. Chicken meat can then be had at liny time dur ing the winter. Dress all fowls that are "eating their heads off." Farm and Home. Deep Draina Are Permanent. In all Northern localities underdralns should be put down to at least three feet In depth If a good outlet can be had. Shallow drains are soon washed out, or the frost penetrates to their bottom lu severe weather and disarranges the tile or stone used as a waterway. We have frequently seen drains put down to a depth of twenty Incites or two feet that after a few years would be worth lews. We have dug and laid drains up wards of thlrty-slx years that are yet in good condition. They were all three feet or more In depth. When a drain lasts for a third of a century It Is reu: sonable to believe that It will always be effective In removing surplus water from the soil. Cnt Cornstalk". When cornstalks are cut In pieces alwiut an Inch long there Is danger In feeding them to horses, for when frozen they are as hnrd and sharp almost as wood. When cut cornstalks are puea In large heaps before freezing weather begins they will heat enough to prevent this danger. Stock also like these part ly cooked cornstalks, as the heating un doubtedly makes them more digestible. Hiiytna a t arm. In buying a farm get good land, even If you can't afford more than ten acres. The soil must be rich to return much nroflt. and it Is cheaper to buy the richness with the land than to buy It afterwards and then spread It on. Some hind, too. Is so thin and leachy, or so stiff and -sour, that no amount of man ure will make It really first-class. ( teas Wheat and Data. From several sections the reitorts are that smaller areas will bo devoted to wheat and oats 1n the spring. No doubt low prices will Induct! farmers to limit the acreage, but those who are shrewd and who anticipate smi) a condition will Increase their acreage to such crops In order to secure high prices which may result from decreased production. Feed in u Fowls in Winter. During the coldest weather the last feed of fowls should bo given ns late as possible and should consist of whole grain. This will keep thorn warm through the night. If any corn Is given the fowls It should be Just before they go to roost, as the corn takes longer to digest than the smaller grains. Dehorned Ciltto. Dehorning cattle Is no doubt crgol at the time of operation, but those who favor it maintain that cattle which have been deprived of their horiw cat to gether without doing injury to one another, and greater (tafety la insured during shipment to market Keep Oood Mock. If you don't think the beat stock paya, look around through your neighbor hood and aee If the beat fanners don't . keep the best atock. 1 I? t f t t t t t t t I a V l X Dr. Parkfturst and young Wen In twelve familiar "t.tlks" Dr. Parkhurst, the great New York pre. -'her and reformer, will address himself to young men. A feature that will continue through the year of 1896 in Ok Cadies' Rome Journal ONE DOLLAR FOR A.N ENTIRE YEAH OVER 140 GIRLS WERE EDUCATED FREE At the best colleges and conservatories under the Free Educational Plan of Tun Ladies' Hume Journal. F.very girl has the same chance now for any kind of education she wants. Not a penny need she expend. Let her simply write to Che Curtis Puhllsftng Company, Philadelphia t t t fff OOHfUMMT, ISSS, SY THI iPjl uT CURTIS rUBLWHIM COMPANY (I Brevity Is the Soul of Wit." Good Wife, You Need SAPOLIO SEE. -WHAT I COT FOR IO CENTS 9 The largest piece of .good tobacco ever sold Tor 10 cents .and The 5 cent piece is nearly as large as you &et of other higb grades for 10 cents I AJLTLPLn.n in - - - """ " " " """"", 1 It's all right to let the little girls have an early introduction to SANTA QMS SOAP It will not only make their clothe clean bat when in late yeantha carts of UM DOMtaoM coma incy WIU mow ucn bow h uicvi um, , inns an a froat many woman who bava learned, a laaaon of aconotny and elaaaJaeaa by the m of Santa Dana Sold everywhere. Had only by The N. K. Fail-bank Company, - Chicago. 1