AX HANDLES, Under a guarled, old apple tree. Bark in tbe gram-grow o on-hard lot (Plain at 'twere yesterday, to uie. Thirty yeara siuce I saw the apoti, btobd tbe uld workbench, where Tom and I With boyish terrors amused ourselves. Wringing from grandpa many a sigh. As he hWwly polished the hickory helves. Oh. many a wild, uncanny tale O'eri-ame our juvenile unbelief. Till the hair arose, and the cheek grew pale. At tbe fluttering sound of the autumn leaf, md our startled senses were wont to paint The evening shadows as horrid elves. While grandpa, humming an old hymn, quaint, Still plied the glass to the gleaming helves. And when the thickening twilight shade Over the ancient orchard broke. With corncob pipes but rudely made, We gathered the shavings for mimic smoke. Till grandpa laughed with a boyish glee, (And we joined in the mirthful play, ourselves). Tea, he Laughed, and cried, as against the tree He added one to his finished helves. A mansion stands where tbe orchard lot Hallowed the play of my boyish will; Grandpa sleeps in a sacred spot. Close by the top of the meadow hill. Poor Tom Is gone, there are none but me Left 'mid the ancient joys to delve Bnt a sweeter memory cannot be. Than grandpa scraping a hickory helve. Cleveland l'laindealer. WON BY WHISTLING. Hartley, or rather, his wife, had been giving a musical "at home." An hour or so later, the "crowd" hav ing dispersed, Birdy Jackson, Hartley and I were idly discussing tbe events of the affair in the smoking-room. Jack son and I were stopping over night with our host, being old chums of bis, and living some distance out of town. "No Idea you could give such a rip pling performance, Birdy," remarked Hartley "and when your wife joined In I was perfectly astonished." .. Jackson laughed softly. "No, she doesn't do It at all badly," be admitted. "You know, Dick, there's a bit of romance attached to that whis tle of bers; In fact, it was tbe means of bringing our matrimonial desires to an abrupt point at an extremely criti cal point in our courtship.-" Hartley gave me a gentle kick. "Then your union had a spice of ro pianee about it?" he said. "Barber.' I'nique in the annals of love-making. I should hay. But folks are so confounded incredulous nowa days. I've never attempted to tell the yam but once and then I swore I'd never do it attain." '- Hut he had to on this occasion, and noon began to interest us as follows: "First of all, you must know. Mr. King" addressing me "Fin called Birdy on iii-coiinr of bavins practiced from earliest infancy mtisleal rem a inn. a ht-y. reprimanded a '1m "heap form of -ugh ruffed as f. r warbling in -mindly e.e vi rUielt-.-s ; 1 came In 'i rendered d tlldepetul- :.:y g.sl Inr- frlack littsii. crated by t persevered. "A year i.OI.I'S eighho las: si:: for a si'.m m nn Hie a praetie;: !iy v cut man. and to tunc I threw us - 1 y imsuif ,re to berth and nd a t e a wc-nt into V weeks wit' friend and : "While ti.t-Colom-I AIi"i aged wh. were intima Nice girl sb lK.s 1- ional bachelor "a :. iy . iitiodlieetl to a tighter Kvelyn 'if i.'liae.' and I': n:.V chum. y sit' 'go' with- .' In less than i.il. gene e 1 was i and bis i: lived at c friend was: i. h-i. out being the least "fa 8 fortnight I was over bead and ears in love with her. The subsequent after noons at "i he Chase' were too hot for tennis. Colonel Alton spent them snooz ing In his study; Evelyn's elderly com panion and her father's housekeeper for Mrs. Alton had been dead some years nodded in the shade of her fa vorite elm. and my friend had invaria bly to leave for an Important case be fore the tea came out. Very nice of him. I thought. "Thus thrown together. Kvelyu and I monopolized the arlior, and I used to amuse her by trilling selections from the operaR, latest airs (comic and-serious), and she would occasionally join in as a kind of fillip to my perform ances. Though a woman in every re spect, she could whistle. In most of the well-known tunes up to date or pathet ically aged, she excelled, owing to t'n-. fact that during the winter months for some years past she had always offi ciated at the piano for the village pop ular concerts, when the vocal and in strumental items were naturally of an amusing and light order-at times scarcely high class, perhaps. "Then came tbe time when the colo nel had to be approached. The old man gave me a prompt and curt refusal. He had other views for his child. I tried remonstrance, then dogged per sistency, but with no avail. Kvelyn stood out like a brick. This burst of In dependence resulted In her Imtin dlate banishment to regions unknown to ine, tinder the surveillance of a relative of mature age 'and experience, and all communication between us strenuous ly denied and forestalled. All chances of elopement, even, were reduced to nil. "A few days later I left my friend's for Bournemouth, there to recruit my nattered health and bopea, and think ttalnfi over quietly. I was cruahed for tbe Ubm being. Aa I alighted from my esb at the entrance to the North Cliff, wbare I had taken rooms, an el derly lady casse down tbe steps. Her fact tweaMd a wwhat familiar to me, tawji I etd not at the time recall to CiSi Wftaa ami WkM I had aeen It be fore. When she started as she saw me, and somewhat hurriedly re-entered the hotel. 1 was further mystilied. A thought struck me as I was signing my name in the hotel register of visit ors some time later. Two pagi-s bat-r I found au entry: 'Miss Alton and Mis E. Alton.' I tumbled to It in a second, then. The elderly lady 1 had encoun tered was. undoubtedly. Colonel Al ton's sister, who had Ut-u staying at the CLase and left two day alter lay arrival in tue Milage, and b fore 1 knew anything of Kvelyu 1 had once passed her walking with the Colonel, and she must have recognized me again. '1 remarked on the entry to the clerk In a casual war, and he volunteered the information that Miss Alton had but a few moments previously given notice of her intention to vacate their apartments tbe next morning. Tht news staggered me. Then Miss Alton did know all and had decided on flight as the only safe rem-dy under the cir cumstances. "Not a glimpse could I catch of Eve lyn. After dinner from a search on the pier I returned to the North Cliff and sat disconsolately smoking out on the balcony of my room In the growing dusk. Almost unconsciously I lapsed into melody and appropriately began to warble softly, 'Alice, Where Art Thou 7 A slight movement on the bal cony above mine and one window to tbe left caused me to glance np. A fig ure In white met my gase, with one of its hands, as If demanding silence, pointing warningly to the window be hind her. Yea, It was Evelyn, but her attendant dragon of an aunt was evi dently close at band. Verbal communi cation, as well aa writing, was out of tbe question. It was already too dark for the deaf and dumb manipulation. even provided she knew Its working. An Idea suddenly flashed ujKin me. Why not try? No sooner thought than done. Softly I whistled the last lines of 'Wbisiier and I Shall Hear, refrain. A slight shake of the head and then a rendering of 'Good -by, Sweetheart, Good-by,' floated dowu. Then they were really going away. " 'Evelyn, I don't think It's quite proper for you to be standing there,' came a voice from within, and which, by straining my ears, I could just over hear. My heart beat wildly and the girl turned to address her aunt with out leaving the balcony. "'It's almost dark now and I can't stay cooped up all the evening our last one, too! What does papa want us back in such a hurry for? "'Because he wishes it, my dear; that's all the reason I can give you. Yon really must help me to finish the pack ing in a few minutes.' "Then her aunt had revealed nothing and believed her yet to lie in ignorance of my presence at the hotel. Luckily, but Ihe case was a desperate one. Kvelyn returned to her former position ami leaned over again. 'Where Are You doing To, My Pret ty Maid'' I began. There was a mo mentary pause and then the answer came in a line of "Home, Sweet Homo,' from my darling's lips. " '1 do wish you would drop that vul gar habit of whistling.' again came the voice inside the window. " 'lint, auntie, there's no piano to sing to,' was the somewhat lame excuse. 'I must do somi thing, and 1 can't possi bly shock anyone up here." "Then there was silence once more. "Back to Yorkshire again. No chance there. Anyhow, she still caret for n,e, and 1 inusr put her affections to a se vere test. It was our only chance of se curing happiness. "'Hi. Nannie, Wilf Thou Gang Wi' Me': I piped. "'Where Are You Going ToV was r.gnin utilize"! in reply. "1 was stumpi-il for a minute, but ti bar or two of T'.ig Ben." a favorite song of mine, came as a hazardous rescue. She understootl. lil:. In r! but a lengthy pause it. tei 'veiled" before her answer Then. 'No. sir; no, sir; no. sir; no!' was rcpeatetl four times In succession. She refused, then! Why so emphatically? What a silly Idiot I was! The fourth time the girl in the song said 'No,' she meant 'Yes.' I breathed again. "But alwut our departure. The morn iug York train via Bath left at 9:45. The earliest Waterloo was 7:4.", and we should be easily tracked anil our Inten tions frustrated in consequence, if we left it until then. I consulted my watch. It was 9:15. The night traiu up left at 10:L'O. th. Why Should We Wait Till To-morrow'? went up with out delay. 'All's Well' from above soon settled that question satisfactorily, but was followed immediately by a few bars of 'Bradshaw's Guide' .ditty. I knew what she wanted, so. after a slight hesitation, I warbled 'Come Into the Garden, Maud,' and ehlrpei ten times. "Hope on, dear loved one, we shall meet again.' from 'Dream Faces.' proved that I was clearly understootl, antl then she turned to address Miss Alton in louder tones than before. "I declare you're nearly asleep, aunt ie. I'm tired, and have a headache, too. We've a long journey lwfore us. so 1 think I'll go to my room now. Don't disturb, there's a dear; the packing won't take long In the morning. You'd better do the same,' "The proposal evidently suited Miss Alton down to the ground, for she left her chair Inside, and came a little way out on the balcony. " 'A good Itlea, Evy; so we will,' she answered. "I crept back, ami a minute or two later 'Good-nights' were exchauged, and the subsequent slam of a door no tified me that Evelyn had left for lur apartment. "By 8:45 I had settled up, and left In structions that my heavy baggage, for tunately not unpacked, would be called or seat for In the course of a week, or leaa, dangling aa old telegram form In my baad as I did so, to fire color to my hasty departure. At 10 promat I picked up Evelyn under the pines in the hotel gardetis. and, with a dressing bag and a small Gladstone between us. walked Into tiie station, and eventually reached London safely, early in the morning. I put her in one hotel, where I knew she would le safe, with strict injunctions not to venture out until I bail tixeil everything up for the cere- moi y, and went myself to another. Tu? long and short of it was, that long be fore we were anvthing like tracked, the devil had Is-en done by fqiecial license and the colonel defeated for once in his life. "Come round, did he? Yes, when he afterward discovered that the man h? Intended for his daughter had already been engaged for two years, aud got married shortly after we did. Even I could have told the old fellow that had he beeu more communicative aud ex pllcit in the first Instance, for my rival turned out to lie no other than the friend I was visiting. He actually ad mits now that he couldn't have wished her a better match, but, anyhow, he And Birdy broke off Into "Can't Change It." "Listen," he said, "if you can't quite swallow the yarn you will not fall to take this in." Then he went through "Oh, Come, My Lady Fair," from the "Gaiety Girl" song. Scarcely had he concluded than away from another quarter of tbe bouse came an answering chorus of "I'm Coming," from the negro melody, 'Toor Old Joe." Half a minute later In stroll ed Mrs. Jackson and Hartley's wife. Birdy winked knowingly at us. "I've Just beea telling them bow you were practically wooed and won by whistling, my dear," he remarked to his wife, "and they want another tune before we turn In." Evelyn blushed. "No, Sir," etc., she warbled three times. Then Jackson took up his candle ami marched up stairs with the strains of the national anthem on his lips. Lon don Tld-Blts. TO CONQUER AN ISLAND. The Unique Mission of a Company Formed in California. A number of Ixs Angeles men have received a concession from the Mexican Government of the Island of Tlburon, In the Gulf of California. A company of 3fN) men Is being organized, under the command of I. II. Folk. Each man Is to receive fiX aud acres of land, after the Inland Is conquered. The money for the expedition Is being put up by Col. Bradbury, who inherited a million or so a few years ago. There are only alsiiit b male Indiana on the Island, but they are said to be sticii valiant fighters that the Mexican Gov ernment despaired of subduing them and has offered the island to Bradbu.v and his companions if they would un dertake the work. It is the intention of the Tibui'ou Conquest Company, as the new corHiraliou is called, to esta'.e lish a republic of its own. and have tbe I'nitetl Slates establish !l protectorate. It is stated that Mexico has consented to this. One of the objects of the com pany is to establish a great resort, aa I lilies of steamers will be put till from bftii Yuma ami Guay.-unas.-Los Aug" ies. Cal.. Tilurs. Czarina ami Her Ito--tr. Twenty thousand dollars is il,e (- jest paitl at St. Petersburg to I'r.if. ttt. the Genua n physician who I. ad charge of the accouchement of the .a rina. This may seem big remuiieiat:"i!. but it must f borne in mind ihat He- re sponsibility of the physician is .i,t. tliiug enormous, lie is held accoui.ia bio to such a degree in the event o! anything going wrong that the only thing left for him to do is ttt commit suicide. That was te course adopted j by Sir Bii-lianl Croft, the accouche nr of I'rincess Charlotte, of Great I'.rit- I nin. whose death in childbirth through ' his alleged mismanagement placed i ijuovu Victoria on the throne. And it is to the German accoucheurs who at tended the first confinement of the Em press Frederick of Germuny that Em peror William is Indebted for his with eivd left arm. This was why Emperor Frederick and his wife always Insisted on the presence of English accouch eurs at the birth of their subsequent children. Dr. l'layfair. Ixml I'layfair's broth er, haB brought a large number of roy al children Into the world. It was" for him that Bunch suggested the name of Lord Ihdiverus, aud he figures on the list of members of the (Queen's house hold as physician-accoucheur to her Majesty. .That Is no lx-d of roses. Iu the lirst place, the royal house of En gland Is so prolific of daughters antl grand-daughters of the Queen, and sec ondly, the office is of such responsibil ity that the presence of a cabinet min ister at the birth Is required by stat ute. Ir. l'layfair, by the by, received on the occasion of each of his visits to Bucharest to attend the confinement of the Crown Brim-ess fees of S 12,HX), le sldes his expenses. Jeweled snuffboxes ami decorations. IJee-HIe for Farmers. Most farmers would have lsiter suc cess with bees If they used only tiie old straw or box hives. Bee-keeping with the movable-frame hives Is an art which few care to learn; the straw hive Is a simple tool which any one can use. Before the bee-moth became prevalent, nearly every farmer kept !ees lu this simple way. The Introduction of the Italian bee has done away with this trouble. With the old-fashioned hives, women and children can do most of the work, and bee-keeping, like poultry raising, can be their special province and profit. Aside from learning to hive new swarms, little knowledge Is need ed. Country Gentleman. Alice (tbe friend) I don't aee bow any one can help loving Blanche. Ger trude (tbe rivsi Use can't help It baft self.-Llfe. FOR SUNDAY READING THE GOSPEL OF GRACE IS HERS EXPOUNDED "That Te Present Your Bodies a Liv ing Kacri flee " - "Let the W icked Forsake His War, and the Unright eous Man His Thoughts." The Christian's Orest Sacrifice, i ( BE a living sacri fice is to Is- living to make sacrifices, To !e living for Christ, that he may show forth his glo- r v?uf in Ue re ,o liTGul live to lie hU am fl into. bnssadors; to be Ilv- JIX RfieX. Ing epistles, seen QiMliPMgaJ? ami read of men and every chapter of which shall be continually telling those around us something good about God. We are to gratefully chooee this lot for ourselves, and when we have choeen It to expect nothing else. When disappointments come we are to praise tbe Lord that we are thought worthy to bear them for him, and re joice that we are so circumstanced that our love for God can show that It means something more than going to church to hear good preaching on Sun day. For aught we know angels may not be able to tell God that they love him. They have no way of proving that they love him. but we have. Job convinced the devil that he loved God In earnest, but there Is nothing In the Bible to show that the angel Gabriel, or tbe archangel Michael have ever been able to do It. The highest honor God can confer upon the Inhabitants of any world Is to iermlt them to volun tarily suffer for him. It Is doubtful if there Is another world In the universe so distinguished as our own In this re spect To live to make sacrifices Is to live to be like Christ, and this Is what God wants of us when he asks us to present our bodies a living sacrifice. Give L'p Rln and Hinfnl Thoughts. Gisl's requirement of the sinner Is that he shall stop doing wrong and be gin to do right, anil that he shall stxip tlilnklng wrong and ltegln to think right Wicked thoughts are the ser-s-nt's eggs out of which are hatched all wicked deeds. Before a wicked man will do right he must also be brought to think right. As soon as he Is willing to walk right ami think rigiit It will mrt be long lx-fore he will be right, for God is sihiii found by the man who turns his back on all sin. But It must Is- a com plete giving tip of wit kitl way ami wicked thought While there is the slightest secret Inclination inward sin Gtsl cannot pardon. There must be no oquiv.sntion or evasion. The sur render must be complete and tininmli fthnal. Gotl's law must lie accepted t'r, the only law. The wicked must for sake his way altogether, no matter how safe antl pleasant It may look. It is a way thai; leads to th-a!li and must be abandoned completely before he can walk in tiie way of life. He must also h willing to have a clean mind before in can have a pure heart. God cannot ! found as long-as -,v e per;,; sl think ing the devil's evil thfliights. We must h-re an unholy thought as we would a serpen;, ami make war upon it wiih-iiit he fcy. Whoever will t--k forgiveness b.r coi'ii, lying villi God's conditions will soon know- for himself that he h is Indeed br-en abundantly pardoned. Throw the Hihle Ortrn. The way to learn what the Lib!' tenches is to throw ifs pages wide open ami read it with a simple mini jhhI a pure heart, anxious only to know its mtaning. How much better is ties than to lwgiii with a creed of catechism and then go ''browsing round" to pick out detached verses tocoiitirm the sev eral articles or faith. This systematic study may be useful at a later period In one's Christian knowledge ami Chris tian life. But, to begin with it warps the mind In its earliest and most flexi ble state. Young students soiiietlni"s get so wedded to the form ami to the very words of a coiifesdon of fa th that. In refilling the glorious eighth chapter of Romans, they will see but one or two verses which they have Im-cii accustom ed to hear quoted as proof texts of cer tain mint lu theology. This is an in justice to the Bible, ami to the student himself, whose views will Is narrow ant incomplete. But throw the Bible wide open, and throw open your win dows to let in the sun to shine upon It, and you will see that It Is full of light and warmth, that will quicken your spiritual life, to the elevating of your character, and the saving of your soul. -Iter. Henry M. Field, 1). I). A Wise Answer. I)r. Brccketiritlge, a Well known American clergyman, ami his two brothers, also of the same profession, one day paid a visit to their mother. 'Io you not think, mother," said he, "that you ruled us with too rigid a roil In our boyhood? It would have Itecn better, 1 think, had you used gentler methods." The old lady straightened up, and said: "Well, William, when you have raised up three as gtsid preachers as I hare, then you can talk!" Christ's Work for the World. There are many things too sublime for us to attain unto, except In small part. Our human understandig Is so limited that we cannot grasp more than part of some of the grandest theme, which eternity Itself will be none too loug to study. And such a subject Is tills Christ's work for the world. Per tup tbe only possible way In which ve can comprehend It In ever so small measure Is to compute for ourselves rhat bis work for as as Individuals os been. Iet ns leare Christ out of oar lives; blot Mm out of each boar of oar day, and think bow unuiterly dark (T antl dreary would be the life which, despite clouds ami storms, Is yet bright ened by the shining of that Light which never grows dim. If we can In any measure estimate what Christ has done for us ersonany, thep we can in some ptsr fashion estimate what his work has twen for the world. Where that Light has lieamed wildernesses have been turned into fair gardens, watered with streams from the fountain of life, ami the palms of victory have thrown their shade. All the dark pla-,-s of the earth have been illuminated by this grand searchlight of trii'h. ami the hab itations of cruelty have Iss-ouie place of peace. Mrs. George A. I'aull. Truth in Hrirf. The Ixrd's side Is never afraid of daylight. Long suffering always makes Gotl's chiltlreti gentle. Courage is something that a coward can only Imitate. No back ever yet broke under tbe burden God gave It To have Christ, Is to have everything God's law requires of us. Industry and prudence are tbe best safeguards against bad luck. Some men seem to have lieen made out of dust with gravel in IL Ive is the only thing that can lighten burdens by adding to them. In the very same moment that a man doubts God, he begins to believe tbe devil. Eternity will explain all the perplex ing things that have happened In this world. When people get close to God, they don't have any trouble about loving one another. When man makes a religion, he tries to make one that will let him stay mean and still resect himself. Some very religious wople have a dif ferent religion on Sunday, from what they have the rest of the week. The Christian Is walking on danger ous ground, who Is not praying every day of his life that he may be more like Christ Thinits New and Uld. Hard work Is very hard to those w ho put no heart In It. The devil can make anything he needs out of a loafer. Angels are God's servants, but re deemed men are his sons. No wound Is so hard to heal, as the one Inflicted by a friend. The greatest danger of youth lies In a determination to have Its own war. Whatever we do for Christ, has some thing to do with making us like him. No man can ever reach his best, with out first bitirtning a follower of Christ No man can love his nelghlior as him self, mull he loves God more than him self. The darker It Is in the Christian's miglilMirhiMiil, the more his light is Heeded. No matter what I'anl's text was, whenever he preached, his theme was Christ. Sin will banish t.ieti from God's pres ence, but It ciimiol separate them from his love. Conversion is not a change of opinion about God, but a change of heart to ward him. The lust evidence of the truth of j Christianity is iw wonderful i-ri'eet j upon (lie lives or believers. Tiie li-es- j hvteriasi Banner tells of a len t u ..oils ' preacher, who knew liitle of books of theology, but w ho hail what was a v ast deal belter, a practical knowledge of saivaiioii through Christ, was before a conference isimmittee mice for exami nation. "Brother." said one of his wise ex aminers, "will you please name some of the evidences of the divinity of our Lord .lesiis I iirisl '.'" 'The brother's face, wore an expression of puzzled bewilderment, and he was silent. The examiner repealed his ques tion: "What makes you think Christ Is divine V" Willi Lis eyes full of tears he exclaimed: "How do 1 know he's divine? Why. bless you. he saved my soul, ami I love him for it." The IanK-er of Prosperity. Not withstanding the dangers of pros perity and the severe tests It brings to our spiritual life, we nearly nil wish to experience It. ami firmly Isdleve that lu our own case we should le all the truer and more devoted If we could gain oui fond wishes and realize our day dreams. But the attainment would bring unexM-cteil trials to faith. The inue h-lnlssed poet was right when be said. "When pain ends, gain ends, too," which means essentially that the liesl part of life the rear gain of It Is lu the struggle ami the aspiration rather than In the attainment. Willing to lie Old. Who would not Is- willing to live to be obi If every added year brought add ed friends anil added grace' Who would not even bear trouble, If need lie. If thereby the character could be made like refined gold, sisitless and pure"; But the shining of the light at evening time Is not a will o'-tJie-vvIsp, a fitful gleam coming with the decay of jmiw ers. It Is the steady flame fed for scores of years by the oil of perennial faith. It has tss'ii shining all the way through, and will burn brighter find brighter un til the perfect day. I,ct us kindle our taers at the same source. Karthlv Trials. The earthly trials that come to us are God's means of securing our heav enly Joy. They lie upon the road we have to travel, and they help us for ward. As means of saoctlflcatlon they make us meet for the Inheritance. Jf Christ preres mansions for Ills peo ple, It Is by preparing tbem for the mansions. The affliction Is not merely light compared with tbe weight of glory, but It actually worketh that very glory, and secures It. It holds a chief place among tbe all things that work together for food. RAM'S HORN BLASTS. Warning Notes l allin- tbe Wicked ts kcpentanic. N V B ) I Y can jdease God who will devote his w hide time to It. Faith In Gol brings men closer to each other. Gist's iromises are heaven's bank notes. Affectation is trying to make brass pass for gold. The devil Is not doing all his work In the slums. A lie never stops running when truth Is on Its track. Truth often knocks at the door of him who has ears to hear. It is still as safe to trust God as it was in tbe days of Job. When we measure others we make ourselves tbe standard. It costs about as much to be stingy as It does to Is? etravagant. How easy It is for a lary man to prove that luck Is sgalnst blrn. When the world can't understand a man It calls him a crank. Character is something that stays when everything else Is gone. Our (rials do not weaken us. They only show us that we are weak. We sometimes pray for more grace, when what we need is more grit Tbe preacher who does Hot practice all he preaches, preaches too much. The devil hates a prayer meeting, but he likes the part some people take In it High up among the things written on the gate of lndl, Is "Sacred Concert." To have a real revival of religion, the preaching must be clear cut against sin. A self-made man generally spoil his tsiy In trying to make him like him self. No man who gives aa much as be ought to give, ever wants bis money back. If the Christian will keep his light shining, God will put It where it can Is) seen. Don't try to stop the wind. Have your ship ready to be helped on Its way by It. The things which do the most to make us happy cannot be had for money. It Is Just as true that little sins are real sins, as that little snakes are real snakes. The man who Is not willing to serve God for nothing, Is not willing to serve him at all. If you want your boy to stay on the farm don't make him work wilh the dullest line. When one man Is heating a furnace for another, he never thinks about the price of coal. What a bright world this would be If people were as ready to give gold as good advice. It Is hard to understand why unas suming people lire so apt to wear squeaking shoes. No man should engage In anything in which lie cannot wit h confidence iisk l oui to guide him. "Let not thy left band know what thy right hand doeth," means Unit both should be kept busy for God. If angels know what the saloons are doing. It must puzzle then) to under stand why God holds, the judgment back. . our Th'inksglving dinner will taste nil the better If we know that our poor nclghlsir also has some turkey on his plate. If there Is Joy in heaven over n sin ner that repents, what do you suppose, happens there when a boy goes Into a saloon. The man who loves Cod with all his heart will be found doing something more to show it than talking nice In church. The man who goes around digging pits for others to fall Into, will dig his own grave, wsoner or later. In th devil's service trials are misfortunes, but In God's service they are blessings. fnderfe.il Germans. How insufficiently the lower classes lu Germany are fed with nourishing, wholesome food Is well known. From the annual statistics of the forty-seven large German cities Just published I gathered the following illustrative Item: In Berlin the annual meat con sumption a head of population has dot-reused from K" kilos to CD kilos, or Just ulsiut i ounces of meat a day. An In crease Is shown in the consumption of horseflesh for human food, while dogs' meat has liecome a regular staple arti cle for the poor man's diet In Chem nitz and In Dresden etqicclnlly this un inviting article of food has l-en in creasing enormously. In Chemnitz some HIT dogs have been slaughtered ami sold for human food, to the knowl edge of the authorities, to sny nothing of the many cases where the fact did not come to their knowledge. Isn't that a vivid Illustration to the ralson d'etre of I laupt mini's "Ile Weber," the play called revolutionary here, but whero the real life of the poor German weav ers Is but realistically portrayed" Hootch and American Beef. It la a notorious fact that much of the beef sold as "prime Scotch" Is sim ply prime American. The British roa suiner, It is averred. Is unable to detect either by eye or palate tbe origin of a side of beef or of tbe roast cot from It Dr. Glade Do you know anybody who has a bora for tale? Drover-1 reckon Hank Bitters baa; I aabj him one yesterday Truth. Tbe dog m ta-BMngisr aeatlnMat hj fooadaMoo la erery Wt afiaty. I . IV? Id