The Sioux County journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1888-1899, December 12, 1895, Image 1
v., - r v .... . " i The Sioux County Journal, VOLUME VIII. HARKISON, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, DEC. 12, 1895. NUMBER 14. I TALMAGE'S SERMON. HE GIVES A TALK PARTICULAR. LY TO YOUNG MEN. Live of Boar-Idtrlooa Hablta A High Ideal of Life-Baapect for tha Bafebath-The Christina Beilsioa-A Tarnlng Point. The Bon of David. In bia sermon last Sunday Rct. Dr. Taluiage, preaching to tbe usual crowded aadlence, took up a subject of universal interest to young men. Ill text was elected from II. Samuel, xviil., 29, "Is the young man Absalom safe?" The heart of David, tbe father, was wrapped up In his boy Absalom. He was splendid boy, judged by the rulea of worldly criticim. From the crown of bin head to the aole of hit foot there was not a single blemish. The Bible says that he had such a luxuriant shock of hair that when once a year it was shorn what was cut off weighed over three pounds. But, notwthstandlng all his brilliancy of ap pearance, he was a bad bay and broke his father's heart. He was plotting to get tho throne of Israel. He had marshaled an army to overthrow his father's govern ment The day of battle had come. The conflict was begun. David, the father, sat between the gates of the palace waiting for the tidings of the conflict. Oh, how rapidly his heart beat with emotion! Two great questions were to be decided the eefety of his boy and the continuance of tha throne of Israel. After awhile a ser vant, standing on the top of the house, looks off and sees some one running. He la coming with great speed, and the man on top of the house announces the coining of tha messenger, and the father watches and waits, and as soon as the messenger fram tha field of battle comes within hail ing distance the father cries out. Is It question in regard to the estab liahment of his throne? Does he say: "Have the armies of Israel been victo rious Am I to continue In my imperial aothority? Have I overthrown my ene mies?" Oh, no! There is one question that springs from his heart to the Hp and nprtngs from the lip Info the ear of the be aweated and bedusted messenger flying from the battlefield the question, "Is the young man Absalom safe?" When it wua told to David, the king, that, though his armies had been victorious, his son had been slain, the father turned his back up oa tha congratulations of the nation anil west op the stairs of his palace, his heart breaking as he went, wringing his hands sometimes and then again preasing them against his temples as though he wonld preea them In, crying: "O Absalom, my bob, my son! Would Ood I had died for thee, O Absalom, my son, my son!" la Abaaloaa Safe? My friends, the question which David the king, asked In regard to his son Is the question that resounds to-day In the hearts of hundreds of parents. Yea, there are a great multitude of young men who know that tha question of the text Is ap propriate when asked in regard to them. They know the temptations by which they ire surrounded; they see so many who started life with as good resolutions as they have who have fallen In the path, ad they are ready to hear me ask the question of my teit, "Is the yonng man Absalom aafe?" The fact is that this life Is fall of peril. He who undertakes it wlthont the grace of Ood and a proper understanding of the conflict into which he is going must certainly be defeated. J net look off upon society to-day. Look at the shipwreck of men for whom fair things were promised, and who started Ufa with every advantage. Look at those who have dropped from high social posi tion, and from great fortune, disgraced for time, disgraced for eternity, All who aerifice their integrity come to overthrow. Take a dishonest dollsr and bury It in the center of the earth and keep all the rocks of tha mountain on top of it; then cover these rocks with all the diamonds of Ciolconda, and all the silver of Nevada, and all the gold of California and Austra lia, and put on top of theae all banking and moneyed Inatitntions, and they can not keep down that one dishonest dollar. That ona dishonest dollar in the center of tha earth will begin to heave and rock and upturn itself until It comes to the resurrection of damnation. "As -the part ridge sltteth on eggs' and hatcheth them not, so be that getteth riches, and not by right, shall leave them In the midst of his days, and at his end shall be a fool." A Bafegnard. Now, what are the safeguards of young men? The first safeguard of which I want to speak is a love of home. There are those who have no Idea of the pleas ures that concentrate around that word "home." I'erhapa your early abode waa shadowed wih rice or poverty. Harsh words and petulance and scowling may have destroyed all the sanctity of that mt. love, klndneas and self-sacrifice, which have built their altars In so many abodes, were strangers In your father's house. Ood pity you, yonng man. Yon never had a home. Hut a multitude in this audience can look back to a spot that they can uever forget. It may have been a lowly roof, hut you cannot think of It tow without a dash of emotion. You have seen nothing on earth that so stirred your soul. A stranger passing along that place might see nothing remarkable about it, lint oh! how much it means to you. Fres co on palace wall does not mean so much to yon as those rough hewn rafters. Parks and I mwers and trees at fashionable watering place or country seat do not mean so much to you as that brook that ran In front of the plain farmhouse and singing under the weeping willows. The barred gateway awung open by porter In fall dress does not mean aa much to yon as that swing gate, your sister on ona aide of It a ad jon on tha other, She, gone fif teen years ago Into glory! That aceoe coming back to you to-day as you swept backward and forward on tha gate, sing lag the songs of your childhood. Burthen ara those hers who have thalr second dwelling place. It la your adopted bom. Tmst als U sacred for sver. Thar ja sststushsl tha f rat family altar. There yens ahUsrea wars bora. In that room teamed tha wtag f tha death angel. Usmv that roof, whan roar work la seas, ran expect to Ha down aad dla. There la only one word in all the languages that can convey your Idea of that place, and that word ia "home." Now, let ma say that I never knew a man who was faithful to bia early and adopted home who waa given over at tha aama time to any gross form of wicked ness. If you find mora enjoyment In tha clubroom. In tha literary society, in tha art salon, than you do in theae unpretend ing home pi ess urea, you ara on the road to ruin. Though you may be cut off from your early associates, and though you may be separated from all your kindred, young man, is there not a room somewhere that you can call your own? Though it be the fourth story of a third-class boarding house, into that room gather books, pic tures and a harp. Hang your mother's portrait over the mantel. Bid unholy mirth stand back from that threshold. Consecrate some spot in that room with the knee of prayer. By the memory of other days, a father's counsel, a mother's love and a sister's confidence, call It home. A Prima Virtue. Another safeguard for these young men Is industrious habit. There are a great many people trying to make their way through the world with their wits instead of by honest toil. There is a young mau who comes from the country to the city. He fails twice before he Is as old as his father wss when he first saw the spires of the great town. He is seated in his room at a rent of $2,000 a year, waiting for the banks to declare their dividends and the stocks to run up. After awhile he geta impatient. Ha tries to improve his penmanship by making copy plates of other merchants' signatures! Never mind all Is right In business. After awhile he has his estate. Now is the time for him to retire to the country, amid the flocks and the herda, to culture and domestic virtue. Now the young men who were his schoolmates in boyhood will come, and with their ox teams draw him logs, and with their hard hands will help to heave np the eastlu. That is no fancy sketch. It is everyday life. I should not wonder If there were a rotten beam in that palace. I should not wonder if Ood should smite him with dire sicknesses and pour into his cup a bitter draft that will thrill him with unbearable agony. I should not wonder if that man's children grew up to be to him a disgrace, and to make his life a shame. I should not wonder if that man died a dishonorable death and were tum bled into a dishonorable grave, and then went into the gnashing of teeth. The way of the ungodly shall perish. Oh, young man, you must hare indus try of head or hand or foot or perish! Do not have the idea that you can get along in the world by genius. The curse of this country to-day is geniuses men with large self conceit and nothing else. The man who proposes to make hia living by his wits probably has not any. I should rather be an ox, plain and plodding and useful, than to be aa eagle, high flying and good for nothing but to pick out tbe eyes of carcasses. Even in the garden of Eden it waa not safe for Adam to be idle, so God made him a horticulturist, and if the married pair had kept busy dresslrfg the vines they would not have been saun tering under tha tree, hankering after frnit that ruined them and their posterity! I'roof positive of the fact that when peo ple do not attend to thair business they get into mischief. "Go to the ant, thou sluggard. Consider ber ways and be wiae, which, having no overseer or guide, provldeth her food in the summer and gathereth her meat in the harvest." Hatan ia a roaring lion, and you can never deatroy him by gun or pistol or sword. The weapons with which you are to beat him back are pen and type and hammer and adse and saw and pickax and yard stick and the weapon of honest toil. Work, work or die. A High Ideal. Another safeguard that I want to pre sent to young men is a high ideal of life. Sometimes soldiers going into battle shoot into tbe ground instead. of into the hearts of their enemies. Tbey are apt to take aim too low, and it is very often that the captain, going into conflict with his men, will cry out, "Now, men, aim high!" The fact Is that in life a great many men take no aim at all. The artist plans out his entire thought before he puts it upon can vas, before he takes up the crayon or the chisel. An architect thinks out the entire building before the workmen begin. Al though everything may seem to be unor ganised, that architect haa In bia mind every Corinthian column, every Gothic arch, every Byzantine capital. A poet thinks out tbe entire plot of bis poem be fore he begins to chime tbe cantos of tinkling rhythms. And yet there ara a great many men who start the Important structure of life without knowing wheth er it is going to be a rude Tartar's but or a St. Mark's cathedral, and begin to write out the Intricate poem of their life without knowing whether it Is to be a Homer's "Odyssey" ora rhymester's botch. Out of 1,000, 9IHI have no life plot. Boot ed and spurred and caparisoned, they hasten along, and I run out and say: "Hallo, man! Whither away?" "No where!" they say. O young man, make every day's duty a filling up of the grent life plot. Alas, that there should lie on this Hea of life no many shi that seem bound for no port! They are swept every whither by wind and wave, up by the mountains snd down by the valleys. They sail with no chart. They gaze mi no star. They long for no harbor. O young niii n, have a high ideal and press to it, and it will be a mighty safeguard. There never were grander opportunities open ing before young men than are opening now. Young men of the strong arm, and of the stout heart, and of the bounding step, I marshal yon to-day for a great achievement. Respect for Sunday. Another safeguard is a respect for the Sabbath. Tell me how a young man spends his Sabbath and I will tell you what are bis prospects in business, and I will tell you what ara his prospects for the eternal world. God has thrust Into our busy life a sacred day when ws ara to look after onr souls. Is It exorbitant, after giving alt daya to tha feeding and clothing of these perishable bodies, that God should demand ona day for tbe feed ing and clothing of tha Immortal soul? Oar bod lea ara seven day clocks, and they need to ba wound np, and If they ara mat wound op they ma down Into tha grave. Na ttaa eaa continooaaly break tha Sabbath and Jtaap hia physical and mental health. Aak those aged men, and they will tell you they never knew men who continuously broke the Sabbath who did not fail in mind, body or moral prin ciple. A manufacturer gave this as his experience. He said: "I owned a factory on the Lehigh. Everything prospered. 1 kept the Sabbath, and everything went on well. But ona Sabbath morning I be thought myself of a new shuttle, and I thought I would Invent that shuttle before sunset, and I refused all food and drink until I had completed that shuttle. By sundown I had completed it. Tbe next day, Monday, I showed to my workmen and friends this new shuttle. They all congratulated me on my great success. I put that shuttle into play. I enlarged my business, but, sir, that Sunday's work cost me $30,000. From that day everything went wrong. I failed in business, and I lost my mill." Oh, my friends, keep the Lord's day. - You may think it old fogy advice, but I give it to you now: "Be member the Sabbath day and keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labor and do all thy work, but the seventh is the Sabbath of the Lord thy God. In it thou shalt not do any work." A man said that he would prove that all this was a fallacy, and mo he said, "I shall raise a Sunday crop." And he plowed the field on tbe Sabbath, and then he put in the seed on the Sab bath, and he cultured the ground on the Sabbath. When the harvest was ripe, he reaped it on the Sabbath, and he carried it into the mow on the Sabbath, and then he stood out defiant to bis Christian neighbors and said, "There, that is my Sunday crop, and It is all garnered." After awhile a storm came up, and a great darkness, and the lightnings of heaven struck the barn and away went his Sun day crop. The Crowning Virtue. There is another safeguard that I want to present. I have saved it until the last because I want it to ba the more emphatic. The great safeguard of every young man is the Christian religion. Nothing can take the place of it You may have grace fulness enough to put to tbe blush Lord Chesterfield, you may have foreign lan guages dropping from your tongue you may diacuas laws and literature, you may have a pen of un equaled polish and power, you may have so much business tact that you can get tha largest salary In a bank ing house, you may be as sharp aa Herod and as strong as Samson and with as long locks aa those which hung Absalom, and yet you hove no aafety against tempta tion. Some of you look forward to Ufa with great despondency. I know it I see It in your faces from time to time. You say, "All the occupations and profes sions ara full, and there's no chance for me. O young man, cheer np. I will tell you how yon can make your fortune. Seek first the kingdom of God and his right eousness, and all other things will ba added. I know you do not want to be mean In this matter. You will not drink tha brimming cup of life and then pour the dregs on God a altar. To a generous Savior you will not act like that; you have not the heart to act like that. That Is not manly. That Is not honorable. ' That Is not brave. Your great want is a new heart, and In the name of tbe Lord Jesus Christ I tell you so to-day, and the bleased Spirit presses through the solemnities of this hour to put the cup of life to your thirsty lips. Oh! thrust It not back. Mercy presents it bleeding mercy, long suffering mercy. Despise all other friend ships, prove recreant to all other bar gains, but despise God's love for your dying soul do not do that. There comes a crisis In a man's life, and the trouble is he does not know it ia the crisis. I got a letter In which a man says to me: "I start out now to preach the gospel of righteousness and temperance to the peo ple. Do you remember me? I am the man who appeared at the close of the ser vice when you were worshipping in the chapel after you came from Philadelphia. Do you remember at the close of the ser vice a man coming up to you all a-trembls with conviction, and crying out for mercy, and telling you he had a very bad busi ness, and he thought he wonld change ii ? That was the turning point in my history. I gave up my bad business. I gave my heart to God, and the desire to serve him haa grown upon me all these years, until now woe is unto me if I preach not the gospel." A Turning Point. That Sunday night was the turning point of that young man's history. Thin very Sabbath hour will be the turning point In the history of a hundred young men in his house. God help us. I on- stood on an anniversary platform with s clergyman, who told this msrvelous story. He said: "Thirty years ago two young men atsrt ed out to attend Park Theater, New York, to see a play which made religion ridicu lous and hypocritical. They had been brought up In Christian families. They started for tha theater to see that vile play, and their early convictions caino back upon them. They felt it wns not right to go, but still they went. One of the young men stopped and started for home, but returned and csnie up to tho door, hut hnil not the courage to (to in. He hi: it In started for home and went home. The other young man went in. lit went from one degree of temptation tu another, ('aught in the whirl of frivolity and sin, he ssnk lower and lower, lit lost his business Hsitlon; he lost bis mor als; he lost his soul; he died a dreadful death, not one star of merry shining on It. I stand before you to-day," said the min ister, "to thank God that for twenty years I have been permitted to preach the gospel. I am the other young iiikti." Oh, you see that waa the turning point the one went back, the other went on! Tha great roaring world of business life will soon break In upon you, young men. Will the wild wave dash out the impres sions of this day as an ocean billow dashef letters out of the sand on the beach? You need something better than this world can give you. I beat on your heart, and It sounds hollow. You want something great and grand and glorious to fill it, ami bera la tha religion that can do it. God save yon! Arrangement have been made by tha German military authorities on Um first Intimation of war ta Instantly convex by rail all tbe women and chil dren In auch large towna aa Mats and traaburg, as well as entailer places, Into Germany. WRITE HER EVERY DAY. Comrade, have you got a wife? Write ber every day. Half the Joy is eat her life When you are away; Write her from the speeding car; Never mind the thump and Jar Which your loving letters mar Write ber every day. You are in the stirring world. She at home must stay. Conscious you are being whirled Farther yet away. There she's watching, waiting, Ust'ning, With heart beating, with eyes glist'nlng, Quick to catch the postman's glisf ning Write her every day. Would you some kind service render, Sweet attention pay? Then a loving letter send ber When you are away; Would you all her home life brighten? Would you all her sorrows lighten? Bouds of sweet affection tighten? Write her every day. And, however far you wander, I am sure 'twould pay, Could you aee her read and ponder Over what you say; Have your tablet in your grip, Fountain pen charged to the tip, Then don't let the chances slip Write her every day. If you chance to gush a little And perhaps you may She will grant you full acquittal, It is safe to say; Write her genuine love letters, Itlvetlng anew. love's fetters; These are Cupid's best abetters Write her every day. Travelers' Magazine. "BOSS." A rough, brown dog aat at the very edge of the tumble-down breakwater. He waa looking steadily seaward. He waa evidently old, and be waa scarred by many fights, but his sunken mouth, from which he bad lost many teeth, showed that he would not fight again, victoriously. Ha was gaunt from a life of Insuffi cient food, but yet be bad the air of a dog who Is loved. Sometimes be turned from his gaze at the sea and glanced behind blm at a child who waa sitting in a wheelbar row a few feet away. Every time lie glanced thus he slightly wagged hia stamp of a tall, and the child smiled, or she said in a soft voice: "Good Boss!" And then Boss wagged harder; but ha could not give much attention to bia companion, for bia whole heart waa with that bent old woman who was up to ber waist in tbe water by the out ermost ledge. It waa there that the Irish moss grew, and at low tide the woman could gather It. She thrust ber arm down to the shoulder each time for ber handful of moas. She waa wet, sodden wet, save for a small place serosa her back. 8he bad a man's atraw hat fastened by a small rope tightly under her chin. Her face looked a hundred years old. It was In truth seventy old, seamed and leathery; and It was a face you loved to look at Every few momenta she raised her head and put her dripping hand up over her eyes as she turned toward the land; she wag at first dazzled by the glare of the water. When she looked up thus the little girl In the wheelbarrow al ways waved her hat; then a dim, beau tiful smile would come in the faded eyes. "It's Jest a doln' of ber lots of good," she would say aloud. "I'm awful glad I wheeled her down. I wish now I'd brought her down oftener this Hum mer." Twice as she looked shoreward, she called out shrilly: "Boms, you take care of her; won't you, Boss?" Then Boss pricked up his ears and shook tils tall, and the girl laughed and said she guessed she 'n' Boss could git along first-rate. "We're use't to It, ain't we. Boas?" When she said this the dog got up, came to her side, gave her a swift lick across the cheek, thei hurried back und xnt down on the edge of tbe planks again. Once the woman nut In the water slip ped and fell Kpluhlng, and Bos Jump ed up, whining In a piteous quaver, and would not be comforted even when the child wild soothingly: "Never mind, old follow!" But when the woman floundered to her feet again and cried "all right!" the dog sat down. Sttn he frequently gave a little whine under his breath, lie was thinking that this was the first summer when he had gone out room ing with his dearest friend, and he could not understand why he was so stiff and clumsy; that be wns unable to run over the ltpMry rock and keep close to her, nosing the moss she picked up, poking over lobsters and crabs, and seeing that nothing happened to her. Something was the matter with bis legs, and with the whole of him, somehow, and he could not get over the rocka. Waa It the same thing vhat kept blm from gnawing bones? And he liked them Just as well as ever. He noticed that the young dog who lived down tha road could crack bonea without any trouble. It waa all very mysterious. When he lay In the sun near where tha moaa waa drying, doting and aaap ping at tiia flies, ha often looked aa If be wen thinking of ail thaw thing. And what did the girl's grandmother mean only yesterday when aba had stroked his bead and said: "Poor old Boaal You're gittlii' old, jea'a I be. Twon't be no kind of a place round this house 'th out Boas." He bad muzzled bis head under ber hand whan aha had spoken thus, but he didn't understand. How pleasant this bright day was with its aunny, gentle east wind a wind that brought sweet, salt smells from the ocean. The child sniffed the bracing odor and stretched out ber bands, smiling happily. To be sure, she couldn't walk, but granny wheeled her to the breakwater, where she could see the moss gathered. It was a low course of tides, and now the water had gone far out so that one could get to one of the ledges where the moss grew. Granny had no boat as most of the moaners had there were some boats now farther along, and little Molly could see the men put their long-handled ropes down and draw them up full. She knew that those men made more money than her grandmother, but then, she didn't know much about money. Some of the neighbors often said that they themselves couldn't af ford to keep a dog. When they said this granny shut her lips tight, and the first chance she had she would stroke the dog's head. "I guess they don't know much about a dog," she told Molly, " 'n' I guess's long's we got anything to eat, Bosa'll have some of It; eh, old feller?" Molly sank back on her pillow In the barrow. Hhe amused herself by almost closing her eyes so that the sea seemed to come up nearer, and crlmple In sparks of fire. Then she would open her lids wide, and the great stretch of water would flash blindlngly on her vision. She played at this for a long time; and always in front of her was the dog; she had grown up In the convic tion that all was well If he was near. . Soon everything grew dellclously dim and then clear, and the salt smell waa sweeter, and she was walking over the hard sand as straight as anybody, hold ing her head up strongly. She did not know she was asleep. It waa real to her that she was walking. Suddenly she aat upright In her wheelbarrow, clutching the aides of It Boas waa not there. Had be barked? Or had someone called? She looked off to tbe ledge. She saw Bona leaping frantically over tha weedy rocks. He went as if he were a young dog he went like a creature possessed. He seemed not to leap, but to fly from one rock to another, over the still, green pools. Molly could see the dog, and be yond him, shining water. Where waa granny? The child tried to scream, but she felt as If In a nightmare, and could not make a sound. Oh! there was something down be tween the rocks on the far side of the ledge. It was there that Boas was go ing. And there was the mosser In his boat, putting his rake down just as he had been doing when the child had gone to sleep. For an Instant she thought she was dreaming. But Boss was gone andyes there was some thing among the rocks It waa gran ny's hat sticking up; snd It did not move. Molly tried aain to scream, and It wast as if her heart would break in the trying. Her voice was only a hoarse kind of a whisper. But there! Boss has reached his friend. He tried to pull her out He could not. Between his attempts he barked, be howled; nay, he screamed. Was his heart breaking also? At last the mosser out there held his roie Just above the water and gazed towards the shore, listening. The wind was off the eea and sounds from the land did not come clearly. The man saw little Molly Towne on the breakwater. Had ahe cried out? And was that the Towne dog carrying on so on the rocka? Boms waa down by the atill figure that waa lying in the shallow pool. He wan struggling with It making frantic ef forts to pull It from the water. Outlined on the breakwater, against the dazzle of the blue sky, the man saw Molly rise Up In her barrow as if she would walk, and then fall back again. "Good God!" he cried. He drojiped the rope Into the water, caught up his oars and rowed to the ledge. AH the time he rowed he saw Mrs. Towne's motionless form lying there, and the dog trying to help her. As he stepped out of his boat and began slipping and Jumping over the rocka, the woman moved and raised her head. He saw her reach out her hand to the dog; he saw the dog throw himself down and lick her face eager ly. "That you, Jim Stowell?" she asked, "I guess I've broken my leg. I slipped. I've moused twenty year, 'n' I never nltpped to seak of liefore." She spoke tremblingly, but with pride. "I s'poae I fainted, or something." "I'll git you right Into the boat," said Jim Stowell briskly, "'n' take you home In no time." Boa stood close by watching the man. Mrs. Towns looked to tbe a bora, saw the child, waved bar hand and calls cheerily, "all right!" And MoUy shook her handksrentaj feebly, though she tried to shake It Tig. orously. "I do hope ahe didn't ass m fall,- aald the woman. It waa not easy to get bar Into tfat boat, and she winced and grow pals, but ahe helped all she could and insula no sound. When she was In at last, Jim took an his oars to go round to tha sandy land ing. There stood Boss shivering on a rock. All at once be appeared oldsf than ever; it seemed aa if he could hardly stand. "Take him, too," said hta mistress. "No, let him walk." "I want you to take him, I toll JOB," almost fiercely. "He's too old 'a' Stiff to walk on the rocka." "Oh!" with a laugh. "You oughts seen him goln' after you!" The man began to row. Tear cams Into Mrs. Towne's eyes.' Her voles was choked. "You've got to take blm," aba said, "or you needn't take me." "Oh, If you feel like that " Jim lifted the dog Into the boat, and Boss crouched down by his friend, who put her hand on him. He leaned mors and more heavily on her; his eyes were fix ed on her face. She had flung up her hand again to the child. Lying there on the wet moaa at tha) bottom of the boat she could look, with out moving, into the dog's face. Hs pressed yet closer. With a curiously quick movement aba managed to draw him even nearer. She bent her head to hia head. "He lays too hard on ye!" said Jim, "lem me pull him away." "Don't touch him!" she cried In a sharp voice. The next moment she said hoarsely I "He's dead." Maria Louise Pool, ta the Chap Book. Plants Thrive on a Meat Diet. It has been proven time and again that the so-called "cannibal plants," of which the Venus flytrap is the type, ar much more healthy when allowed their regular Insect food than they are when reared under netting or In any other manner which excludea them from their regular meat diet The above to an oddity in Itself, especially whan wa consider the fact that there is a csrtate school of botanists which teaches can nibal plants make no use whatever of tbe Insect prey captured by them, but it ia nothing compared with the bold assertion made by Francis Darwin, That noted scientific gentleman bravely meets the "vegetarian botanists" with,' tbe assertion that all klnda and classes of plants, whether known as "meas eaters" or not, bear more and heavier fruits and seeds when fed on meat than those that are not allowed a flesh diet, lie grew two lota, comprising various varletlea of the different common plants. One lot waa regularly fed (though their roots ef course) with pure Juices compressed from meat, the other with 4 water and the various fertilizers. The final figures on this odd experiment proved that the plants which were fed pure meat Juloa bore 168 fruits of the different kinds, while the unfed plants of the same number and original condition bora but seventy-four. Also that tbe pampered plants bore 240 seeds to every 100 borne by the plants that were not given a chance to gratify cannibalistic tastes. This Is certainly a discovery worthy of much careful study and extensive ex periment St Louis Republic. Another Interpretation. What Is commonly called lnspIratJoa may sometimes be only another name for conceit. An uneducated young far mer presented himself at a Presbyter Ian conference and aald he wanted to be ordained aa a preacher. "I ain't had any great learning," he aald, frank ly, "but I reckon I'm called to preach. I've had a vision three nights running; that's why I am here." "What was your vision?" Inquired one of the eld ers. "Well," said the young man, "I dreamt I see a big. round ring In the sky, and In the middle of It were two great letters P. C. I knew that meant Presbyterian Conference, and her I riii." There was an uncomfortable pnuse, which was broken by an elder who knew the young man, and was well acquainted with the poverty of his family and the neglected condition of their farm. "I have not any gift at reading visions," said the old man, gravely, as he rose from hia seat, "but I'd like to put It to my young friend whether he doesn't think It possible those two letters may have stood for 'Plant Corn'?" This version waa final ly accepted by the applicant. Forgot Himself. Archbishop Trench waa a victim of absent-mindedness. Dining at horns one evening, he found fault with th flavor of the aoup. Next evening he dined out at a large dinner-party. For- getting for the moment that he) was not In hi own house but a guest, he observed across the table to Mrs. Trench: "This soup Is, my dear, again a failure." Bacon Does that young man who la paying attention to your dangntsr leav at a ssaaonaM hour at sight? Egbert Ta( I have no re bob to kick. Tanker Statsamaa.