COLLY IS A OOOD TRAVELER. sso erf Cart mm rmk tHM ' ta Mall Car. 7bsi Uncle Barn's "mill freaks' are abject to combat In the hustling strife af competition, and according to the latest development In thU carious line t ebjects that And their origin in the extensive mail service of oar land. It leaks very much aa though the veteran "Owney" would have to take a back Mt for an energetic and extremely popular competitor. The new hero (or rather heroine) in the field arrived at Superintendent O'Keefe'a office at 4 'dock in the afternoon of Kept. 19, and haa tine been the object of eon aklerable comment and admiration With the employes of the office. The object in question la a small black robber doll, some six inches in height, that bean the title of the "Nw Wom an." This remarkable little woman la attired In the np-to-date bloomer cos tume and has a most pleasant coun tenance. Like the brave Loehinvar, ha has come out of the West, stopping at every postoffiee en route, and intends to see considerable more of the world before returning to her original start lag point Her costume Is a bright red and consists of a cutaway coat without sleeves, and long, graceful, flowing bloomers that reach Just the curve of bar graceful (rubber) ankle. Her coat, which la open, shows a white linen vest, and her pretty head surmounted by a curly mass of black (rubber) hair, is given a most Jaunty appearance by the Urge white polka dot bow at her throat. Around her neck is fastened a straight piece of cord, and attached to this Is a thick bunch of tags, some fifty or more In number. But in spite of the uncom fortable weight of her passport that en circles her pretty ebony throat, and the hardships and bumps of her long, tedi ous travels, she ajpears as fresh as a daisy. Only once did her soft, pliable body meet with accident, and on that occasion she received a long, triangular cot in her rubber cranium. On the first tag Is the inscription, "A good thing. Push It along and return to Assistant Postmaster, Miles City, Montana." This is where the pert little "new woman" started ber strange jour ney, and a stamp on the lower corner of the tag fixed the date as Sept 4, 1805. She has traveled over the entire West and will probably be started South by Superintendent O'Keefe In a few days. As she arrived at each post office the postmaster of the same would attach a new tag.stamp on the name of his station and send ber off to the next point East In this manner the bunch ef tags grew larger rapidly and the epitaphs on many show that poets can be found even among the army of Un cle Sam's mail clerks. On the face of one tag was written in bold handwrit ing the following: This darky has started out for a trip Which is likely to be lonely and long; (5o let everyone deliver a friendly flip. Or help her along with a song. On another was written: ,"" Bloomers are her costume, ' . Trilby is her name; k ff' She's a child of fortune, Out to win her fame. This tag bore the signatures of two young ladies in the money order bureau at Bozeman, Mont. So on all through the thick bunch of tags were written funny and poetical Inscriptions, each office vying with the other to invent the brightest verse or Idea. Boston Journal. An Enterprising Cndertaker. ' Albert B. Thompson of Ranaomvllle, X. , is a hustler and deserves suc cess. Mr. Thompson is in the under taking business. He has some pretty harp competition, but Is determined to hold his own. Here is a copy of a print ed circular which Mr. Thompson has ent out to all the physicians resident in Bansomvllle and the adjacent terri tory: Dear Sir I desire to say to my old friends and all others who may be In terested that I have purchased a thousand-dollar hearse, robes, tassels for the horses and everything necessary for a first-class funeral. Cannot be beat in the county, and I will give a free funeral to the first one who wlli patronize me from Wilson, l'oung stown, Pekiu. Lewlston and Ransom rllle. Also am prepared to give funer als 50 per cent cheaper than anyone else in the county. I will give you 13 for every funeral you will get me. Loose Confinement. To endeavor to profit by a punish ment justly Incurred is commendable, but few prisoners bare the opportunity f combining punishment and profit so neatly and comfortably as did Mr. H., who lived in a country town In . Maine. The town had very poor jail accommodations. Indeed, a prisoner eould easily make his escape by raising window, or even by a strong push against the outer door.. Dangerous criminals were taken to a neighboring town for safe keeping, but occasionally the old county jail was used for a pris oner whose offense was slight and who could In a measure be trusted. Old Mr. H. had been arrested sev eral times for selling liquor, and final ly, when a fine no longer seemed a suf ficient punishment, he was sentenced t three months' Imprisonment. The jailer heard the sentence with more concern' than the prisoner, and remarked to a neighbor that "It was aaeadfol trying to have to 'tend to Mr. 8. Joat at planting time." V - IIWlr tit hn n Mmn tHtfVtt t there wlA him," remarked the 2ar. "It doea seem as If 'twas time b aad a Jail that could be lock-d up Ct toft Aa things be, I calculate I ' "!sWB aty salary for a spell." ' CZt Itr ackai hla companion. Si;, 19a rfct la Mm yard, so to ; I alias i cast BMnage to aaep 7taiatasa lessew, coaturoea caa ft X2 tttvfaS acUta t fc7 twa af Moo E3a 1 1 rtj Ct Sar u aa ed ta the garden, and to wish he oat there with him. Hie wtafc did not go unexpressed, and within a wek he waa helping to plant potatoes, and caaloually waa seen on the Tillage streets. Finally someone asked the Jailer about his prisoner. "Isn't Mr. II. In jail oowT Tea, sir, I s'poae I can say be is. Aad he acts sensible, too. Bays he, I don't want to be a-wastln' my time this way,' says he; 'an' if you'll agree te pay me fifty cents a day, I'D take right hold and help you with your planting,' ays he. "Well, I thought It over, and I ar gued it this way: If he'd work for fifty cents a day, I could afford to feed him, and that would be a saving to the coun ty, and I couldn't find no law agin it So says I, 'Mr. IL, you take right hold.' And he has so. But I'm firm aa a rock 'boot bis being in the jail nights. He understands that and he goes to bed prompt by 7 o'clock. I won't have no foolishlng about that "I calculate it's a sight better for him to be busy than 'twould be to be Just sitting 'round, and I think the bet ter of him for thinking of If ' fees Otter. The dexterity of sea otters In turning and doubling upon their pursuers Is due to the strength of their hind paws, which have five webbed fingers or toes, the center one being shortest, like those of a seal. Their tails are used ae rud ders, but are not so long as those of the common orter. Their lore of life, their harmleasnese, their innocence, their beauty and their tender, tireless care of their babies also, ebould make man their friend and admirer. Perhaps ne would be if love of money were not his supreme passion. Common otters have short, webbed front paws, that are used aa deftly as hands by men, fins by fish, or feet by land quadrupeds; their hind legs are short, and are set well back for pad dling swiftly. Their muscular tails serve as tillers, and are important parts of a machinery that overcomes distance with Incredible rapidity. They are able to make abrupt turns and a thousand swift and graceful maneuvres when seeking their finny food or escap ing from their natural enemies. They are said to be so untiring In the sea that fish never escape them. Of course, it Is only In zoological gardens that the shy and crafty habits of otters can be closely studied. In tanks of water Uiey sometimes deftly catch and hold sev eral fish at once, and often kill many more thau they can eat as If the mere occupation of fishing were a distinct pleusure and the destruction of their prey a keen satisfaction; so that their sportsmanlike tastes are near akin to those of men. Sugar. Medical men say that sugar has a remedial value never appreciated until now. As a tonic and Invlgorator Its value has been. In experimental cases. extremely satisfactory. The case is cited of a person who was subject to the most violent headaches from hun ger or lack of food. After a certain period, a peculiar pressure or congest ed feeling was noticed lu the head, In variably followed by acute pain, some times by severe nausea. One day the individual in question tried the experi ment of taking sugar and water, this being the only available article of food at the time. Several blocks of .cut sugar were dipped Into water and eaten very slowly, with frequent dippings so that the sugar was almost entirely dissolved. When the operation began, the pressure In the head was already very marked, and the headache was coming on. Strange to say, the un pleasant symptoms almost Immediately left, and there was no return of them. Repeated trials had the same effect, and It seemed to lie a foregone conclu sion that with this patient at least the sugar application was a success. Fur ther experiments are being made, with a view to demonstrate the value of cut sugar as a luncheon where other food Is not to be had. A Grewsome Drain a. A rather grewsome play achieved sensational success at Turin, Italy. It is entitled "The Corpse of the River Po." In the first act a supposed corpse Is dragged from a tank representing the river, with all the realism that can lie put Into such a scene. The second net plays In the morgue, six bodies on slabs furnishing the realistic decoration to the place; but the climax occurs lu the fifth act, where the hearse upon which twelve coffins are being con veyed to the potter's field. Is drawn over the scene and iqmet In sight of the public, the coffins tumbling over. One of them, containing the murdered body of a woman, opens, and the dead victim rolls at the feet of the heavy villain, her murderer.' This Is realism with a vengeance! And this play is given night after night In a civilized country, and hundreds are turned away from the doors of the playhouse! Describing Things Unseen. The best description of mountain scenery was written by a man who had never climbed a mountain and Miss Nora Hopper, the moat distinctively Celtic of the new Irish school of writ ers, haa never so much as set font Is the green Isle In ber life. Girts to British Heroes. Stratbfleldsaye. the seat of the Duke of Buckingham; Blenheim, that of the Duke of Marlborough, and Trafalgar Park, the seat of Karl Nelson, were gifts from the country for military and naval services. Lssaae of tf0 PI) iag fish. Firing flan are to be constantly met with ta certain latitudes. The flying lab rises tan or tfteea feat out of rat water aad kaapa la ta air for 100 raraa, whoa it Is obliged to wet Ms tat ay dipping. THE BETTER CHOICE. Toe little do w gas nature's fi Too much have dwelt la coUegas astd towns. Where man pursues the miarrabla race Of weal A sod mere book Warning. The muss frowns Oa him whose footsteps o'er the breezy downs Seldom have pressed; oar need is solitude, For the harsh dissonance of the city drowns Those dreams of virtue, loveliness and good. Which in the breast of youth, however stilled, brood. Lt us arise and shake swsy the dust Of brick sad psremeut from our flying feet AH former visions from remembrance thrust Aad even forget that once we trod the street. Up in the mountains haply we may meet Those glorious fancies that still shun the throng; The rill's wild music, tremulous and sweet. Will leud a softer cadence to our song. The cataract's curtiiess strength may teach us to be strong. And flowers snd perfumes and untainted air And forests green with dark cathedral gloom a. And the fleet birds, whoe mission is to bear Nature's true music on their outspread plumes. And mossy banks and overhanging blooms Of trailing honeysuckle these shall tesch Our tongues to breathe the passion that consumes The Inmost spirit, and we shall learn a speech Wide-general enough all human hearts to' reach. Sports Afield. THANKFUL TILDY. H E storekeeper's horse had compli mented his oats by running away. He had scattered his load over several rods of highway, and reduced the wagon to kindling wood; but he had also demolished a fence with which a "cottager" bad undertaken to close a path that bad been free for a generation, and the old settlers who met at the store to talk It over were not so sympathetic as they might have been. "Aaiu't nothin' so bad, but It could be wus, Isaac," asserted Cap'n Pouter oy, who was deaf and dogmatic "The hoss might a' missed that air fence," be argued, with the confidence of one who is seldom contradicted. "He might 'a' slewed Into the main road 'n' tramg ed on a young one, whereas, you beiu' selec'man, he's wived you 'n' Pilsbury the Job of bavin' the fence took down, consequently!" "That don't pay me for ten bushel o' corn," the storekeeper ventured to sug gest "Heyr "Ten bushel o' corn!" the storekeeper repeated. Then, as Cap'n Pomeroy snarled disapproval, and the others seemed equally ready to question his public spirit he hastened to add: "Oh, I'm glad 's you be that the fence Is down; I don't begredge the corn, not any to speak of. 1 ain't a-goin' to say I'm glad I lost It, though; can't expect me tew, can yeV" "HeyT "'Tildy Peters would hev." another speaker put In. lie had entered so quietly that the storekeeper Jiwi'd aside, surprised, and thereby gave him an opening to the most coveted corner, close to the cracker-barrel. It was a place that the storekeeper found It safer to reserve for a toothless pa triarch, but since the thing wus done he made the best of it. "What's that about 'Tildy, Lucie Aaron?" he inquired. "Oh, th' ain't no great of a story about her. It wuz her gin'ral dlsMd tlon, 's ye might say. that made me sieak up. Thankful 'Tildy,' everybody called her." "She 'n' her man lived over on the old Bascom place. Lived there till some where 'bout '60, 'n' then they moved out West, 'n' last I heard of 'em Him found a gold mine 'n' they wax big us any toads In the puddle. I s'plclon gold mines must lay on top o' the ground out in that country, Sim never would 'a' dug fer one not in his right mind, he wouldn't "liazler V Sain Hill, he wuz, al'ays plannln' out ways to save work, 'n let tin' things go while he flggered on 'em. Didn't hev no downright bad habits, ye know. Jest plain lazy wuz what ailed htm. His part o' the place looked like Poorhouse Corner.- Hers wuz different tulnd ye, 'n' so was she. Never no hens roosted on ber while she wuz inventlu' a alg gatherer, I bate ,e! "i'ou'd V thought she'd worried about Sim's beiu' so easy goln'; but ye can't tell nothin' about women-folks. For all she wuz so spry, nobody ever heerd her find fault It wuz all t'other way. If he did omethln' or didn't do somethln' that stirred up a muss, she al'ays fished 'round till she found a blessln' In It ' "I r'colleet her proceeding one time, V I guess 't wus the only time, that Slin did omethln' like work. Twist one thing 'n' another, he kep' It up for nigh a fortnlt Fust It wut to git rid ef a woodchurk that had growed op fond o' garden sass. Sim didn't have UQ state fair c'lectlon o' v eg' tables whea the woodchnck sot lu.-but putty soon they begun to look like the fag-end o desolation. The critter wouldn't touch anything with p'laon In It 81m tried htm, faithful. Looked as though th only thing to do aroa to dig aim eat "1 d'know whether f on ever started to on earth a woodchurk? I bar; It's raster talked about tkaa done. A food mart woodchnck d' burrer to Chlny, if yon cooid head him straight down, Sim followed this one's trail 'boat thirty foot, 'n' then he didn't 'pear to be any nearer the woodchock's bedroom 'n' h wus at first When Sim quit dtggin', 'count o' takln' a crick In his back, I fr one didn't feel to blame him. " T wus Jest about the time he quit that a story got 'round consamln' old THE OLD SETTLE BS WHO MET AT THE STOKE. Cap'n Bascom. Some says It started with a shipmate o' bis, that knowed certain, that the Cap'n brung home a good deal o' money from bis last cruise. He had money, wasn't no doubt o' that but when he died the only vallyblee that wut found on him wuz a silver thre'pence 'n' a snuffbox. Jim Bascom, that was his brother, lived 'n' died without any clew to any more. But this 'ere story had It that the Cap'n had a belt full when he left Portland to come borne, the last time, 'n' must 'a' brought It to the Island. "So whilst the crick wuz glttln' out of his back, Sim he pupssed to do some profitable medltatln'. Didn't seem to him the Cap'n would 'a' hid his money in the house, fr Aunt Polly would hev found It (she was a master band for findln' out things that didn't belong to ber. Aunt Polly was). Over 'n' above that Sim concluded the Cap'n wouldn't take It to the barn. That had been burnt down since the Bascoms' time, anyhow; seemed 's If an old sailor 'd ruther bev his belongln's outdoors, where the' was landmarks, as It ware, 'n' when Sim got It narrered down to this, be 'lowed he could sKt the place. "That wuz a big boulder, right anlgb the stone wall where Sim had beeu fl-dlgglu' for woodchuck. It weighed three ton, nieblie. No llvln' man could 'a' gt under It to hide anythlu! But Slnt wouldn't let that stump him, a'ter he made up his mind. He dug round the aldges a little, 'n' found some angle worms 'n' saw-bugs, V made a big hole down in the lower no'thenst corner o' the rock. " 'Tildy didn't say nothin' ag'ln his foolishness. Pact is, I cal'late, she didn't know the whole of It Prob'ly Sim didn't tell her he wuz aimin' to oncover the unlvarse, their part of It to find burled treasures. I know he didn't give ber no wamln' when he touched the tiling off, fr he told me so. She wuz In the butt'ry, gittln' ready to churn, when be lighted his fuse and laid down In-hind the stone wall. "Well, sir! Sim done a k1 enough Job, that time. That air boulder weut off like the crack o' dioiii V busted Into more 'n forty million pieces. Sim could hear "era a-rlppln' an' a-tearin' for an hour, seemed to him, 'u' he didn't hardly dast to git up 'n' find out what he hud done. When he did wipe the dust out of his eyes 'n' peek over the wall, he see that one piece o' rock had knocked down the chitnbly, 'n another had sailed clean through the butt'ry winder 'n' he wuz jest nnrvln' himself to go In V pick up his wife when, lo V behold! she stuck her head out "She looked kind o' onsettled, what with a cut on her forehead 'n' the skltn milk runnlu' out of her hair, 'n' I guess fur a minute Sim thought he wuz goln' to git his come-uppanee. But she wuz starln' every which way n' didn't seem to see him. Sim thought she wuz gone looney. He wuz glttln' ready to ask her. when all of a sudden she p'lnts him to a streak of somethln" that wuz llcketty-spllttln' out o' sight "'Ain't that nice, Sim! she says. 'You've broke up that old woodchuck, ain't yer "No!" Pncle Aaron added crustily, a moment later (one of the small boys bud asked a question and sillcd his climax). "No, consarn ye! Tae' wa'n't nothin' under the boulder." Detroit Free Press. Mllllons In It. A German who had vainly tried to make a fortune In many ways at last fell ill. But on what the doctor declared to be his deathbed an Idee, with millions In It struck him. He sent for a lawyer and dictated a will, In which be be queathed vast siitna of money to his wife, hi family, and various charitable Institutions. The lawyer, a notorious talker, spread the tidings, and great was the chagrin of numerous acquaint ances to think bow they had neglected to pay court to the dying millionaire. Our strategist waa not so 111 as the doc tor supposed, and presently he recov ered. Then It waa that fortune-hunters begged him to Invest their money, urged him to accept loans, and gave him a credit second to none In the city. At first be coyly refused theea flatter ing testimonials, but was gradually forced to relent and, having lived In clover for a considerable time, has just failed for an enormous sum. No More Keen pee. After filling the post of prison warden for ten years Broacblnl adopted the profession of grave digger. "What lad oil to change your occu pation T tnqnlred a friend. "The circumstance that la my new employ meat I hava ao escape to fear." -II PaaagBllo. WHAT WOMEN WEAR. STYLES FOR TH08E WHO WANT TO LOOK PRETTY. fa Coat Bodice and Trlssssed Bkirt Give Frosnlee of Many More Forma aad Elaborations-Laces sod Bibbons lor Trissssiage-Fsahioa's Fancies. Bt) lea at the Season. Mso Tori corraaooodeses: HE coat bodice and the trimmed skirt are surely making their way Into accepted popularity. In deed, dressmak ers already claim that It Is down right foolish to cut new goods In to any but coat bodices. With them, to say coat means coat; that la. It means skirts and a front open partly or all the way to the waist to display either a vest more or less elaborate, or a stomacher which Is a flat panel-like piece extending from the throat or more correctly from the bust line, to little below the waist When the stomacher Is adopted the klrt can properly display a corre sponding pointed panel, which (should tart at the tip of the stomacher In a point and widen to a whole width at the foot of the skirt As the coat styles are wonderfully varied it is not posl ble to lay down many set rules for them. As compared with the fancy waist they give promise of many more form and elaborations, and when one considers how numerous those waists were, the range of the coat bodice seems practically Infinite. Variety comes In It not alone from cut but from the materials thnt may be used . All sorts of fabrics are cut Into coats, but rich brocades matched to perfection arc among the handsomest effects, If not the very latest Iho very latest Is smooth cloth, of a singled color, the elab orate color effwt of the coat being se cured by the elegance of the stomacher or vest and by the facing of revers and lining of coat With a garment of this description a skirt of brocade is worn, or at any rate, a skirt that Is all ver wreaths, flowers and spangled design. The plan is to have a distinct change from the many colored bodice and the plain skirt These descriptions bIiow to what ex iremes these styles are coming, to Judge by the present appearances, but the present Indications are distinct, thus coat effects arc more plentiful ihan coat bodices; even slightly trim med skirts are not so plentiful as plain Hies of wonderfully accurate pleats; md while brocades are worn a gd leal, they are still lu much greater pro portion In the store windows than on the women who gaze at them therein. Of the cont-llke bodices one Is pictured here, the effects coming from Its coat Ihaped back and from the slightly rip bled back. Designed as a theater or Sonecrt dress, Its bodice Is gray faille Hnbroldered with black soutache braid, a narrow edging of the same appcar- WnlTE SATIS ASU SOLTACHE ADDED IIKBK. Ing on the basque. A short drapery of cloth cornea la front, the plain stock collar la of gray faille, and the eery foil sleeve are of gray cloth. With thla la worn a aklrt of black, aaUn-fln-lahed cloth, the hem baring a stiffen ing wire. Aa early Indication of women's de alree or It may be more correct to aay tba dreaa maker's wish of baring r. .-" I.ACES ASD RIHIIO.SS FOR TKIMUIKO. skirts triniuiod. lie in the hip pleeea of varit'US designs tbst sre now often seen. As yrt tliey sre rarely very elab orate, frequently coming as pari of some scheme of strap snd button gar niture, but It is the folks who wear the dresses on which they appear, more than the number of such rigs that make them truly prophetic. For know all ye women of light purse-strings and copying proclivities, that It Is the gen uine fsshionables who do this, and for whom such gowua as the second pic tured one are put together. Here the rich cream colored lace upon the skirt eems to le a continuation of the fc bodice's trimming, the bodice being en tirely covered with lace at the bark, except for a narrow V below the neck. Short lace tabs, too, fall over the skirt BUTTONS BT THE IMiZEH ASD STRAPS A FEW. at the hack. The dress material Is a handsome prune-colored velvet and aliove the collar of this stuff comes a wired lace Medici collar. The suggestion of skirt trimming on the next picture Is even more timor ous, for the pieces at the front are not attached to the skirt, but are contin ued from the Imdlce and are drawn through the Isdt Additional trimming on the skirt appears, however. In the piping of white satin at Its hem. Plum colored velvet Is the material, which Is gathered a trifle at the neck and waist and Is trimmed with very deep epau lettes of the white satin embroidered with soutache. The same is used for the collar, but the Is-lt and the large rosettes in front are of a darker sbado of velvet. Alas! there's no longer any fun In "Button, button, who's got Uic button?" because everylssly has 'em. Never was the button so Important a factor In the general effect of a gown. The trouble is that women will put elegant buttons on street and cloth gowns, Instead of realizing that the dainty painted and jeweled disks are suited only to the accompaniment of silks and brocades. This uiitttake Is often made, and might threaten the button's reign as a dress ncccKsory, were It not that It Is now so secure. in favor, that It must before months die out of Its own too great pop ularity. Just now It Is having a fine time of It, and the present time might properly be characterized In a fashion HI'TTOKS AM lilt A III lIKIif.oX. history as the reign of Queens Buttons and Strap. Take a hk at the next woman the artist present. Three months ago you would have said, "Did you ever see the like'" Now you will recall seeing It recently, yesterday, or such a costume may be In your own wardrobe. If so you may be serene, for such are stumped "O. K." by the best dressed women. This sample of the button-and-strup era Is In old blue cloth. Its blouse waist has fitted lin ing and shows three nx pleats lu front which are trimmed with chamois col ored cloth straps at the top, and are divided at the waist by similar tabs, all showing rows of closely set cloth buttons. The standing collar Is made to match, IsMiig topis-d with darker blue velvet and the sleeves with the row of buttons along the outside are entirely of the chamois colored stuff. Buttons need not have straps as ac cessories In schemes of trimming, for they can go It alone, though when prop erly used that is, lu small and not too fanciful sorts for outdoor dresses they often share the honors with straps. On the novel and tasteful tailor dress of the concluding sketch they are not so plentiful as In the last described ex ample, and the only suggestion of strap ping Is In the yoke tab that fastens In at the waist This yoke and the skirt re of light gray cloth, the latter bar Ing Inserted panels of dark gray stuff, which also gives the remainder of the waist Including the sleeves. Tba edge of the light stuff In aklrt and yoke ai finished with dark gray mohair galooa, and a pnfflng of light gray Is taeerted la each cuff. This coraMnaMoa of two shades, coupled with the anowal cat, takes ao stress!' attractlrs model Dserrlffet ISMk