x 54 T0P1C8 OF THE TIMES. A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER ESTING ITEMS. ranlin Citlclnma Based Cpoa tke H appeal n of tha Ia Hia tavical aad New 3k o tea. Insolvent is a long wurd used to de scribe a abort condition. Holding np passengers on the Chi cago trolley cars Is a new thing. Here tofore they hare had to bang on to straps. Richmond man bag Invented a ma chine which will turn out 300 cigarette a minute. Fortunately the product of his Invention will not turn out Idiots quite that rapidly. That Michigan minister who ran over a member of his congregation In the dark with his bicycle and killed ber bow sees the bad results of not keeping his lamp trimmed and burning. The New York Herald says: "The talk bout taxing farm lands in the upper part of the city at the rate of metro politan improved property Is as sense less as it is wild." How much of the site of New Tork city Is covered by farming lands? The unspeakable Turk and the heathen Chinee, If they don't at once quit their prank ing, Should both be bent over somebody's knee And given a good hard spanking. The military force Brazil has sent to Its Island of Trinidad Is another notice served on England that the Monroe doc trine is In a perfectly vigorous condi tion and bristling with bayonets for European meddlers. Trinidad Is a lonely, barren rock, but Brazil has the manhood to fight for It Just the same as tf It were a pern of the seas. ' Occasionally an American marries a great English fortune, the most remark able Instance of which was the union of W. L. A. Bartlett, of Brooklyn, to the Baroness Burdett-Coutts. Mr. Bart lett la to be made a peer, with the title of Lord Latimer. His wife Is many years his senior, but she Is a grand old woman. ' An advocate of woman suffrage ad dressed the South Carolina Constitu tional convention the other day, and began with the remark that "The his tory of South Carolina Is a long record of brilliant statesmanship." South Carolina undertook to perpetuate slav ery with firearms and succeeded In abolishing It The result was unex pected, but undoubtedly brilliant. ' One of the signs that China Is waking np la the decision of the government to build a railway 700 miles long on the vest coast from a southern city to Tien-Tsln In the north. The road will not go within ninety miles of Pekln, as the authorities think It would te too bandy In case of Invasion. The old em pire feels the necessity of modern im provements yet is afraid to adopt them. The French have triumphed in Mada gascar; the dusky Queen is a fugitive from the palace of Antananarivo, and the tricolor floats over the picturesque rock fortress where the rulers of the island were wont to review their white robed warriors. The news arrived In Paris Just in time to prevent the fall of the ministry, which was clamored for on account of the supposed non-success of the expedition. Tennessee's centennial, to be held next year, will give the South another opportunity to reveal to the world the wealth of Its present advantages and the vast extent of Its resources waiting tor development The Southern States are more disposed than formerly to give the band of welcome to honest and en terprising settlers, even if their politics la of a different shade. The newcom ers will make excellent citizens be yond a doubt The official report of the Yale College financial Union shows that the receipts of football last year were $31,581, ex penses $16,563; of baseball $10,800, ex penses $8,005; of boating $0,(110, ex penses $10,506; of track athletics $3, 163, expenses $4,056. The Yale News, toaimen ting on the figures, calls atten tion to the fact that boating and track athletics are not self-supporting, de clares that athletics at Yale cost too inch, and says that the managers will sake every effort to cut down expeuses daring the coming year. In New York City there are about 500 renders of sawdust, having a capital of f30O,00O Invested, and doing a business of $2,000,000 annually. Forty years ago aW mills were glad to have sawdnst aarted away; twenty-five years ago It BtUd be bought for 50 cents a load ; now It brings $3.50 a load at the mills. It is Med at hotels, eating houses, groceries and other business places. It Is wet tad spread over floors In order to make fo sweeping cleaner work. Plumbers in It a great deal about pipes and taJtdlnge to deaden tbe walla and faora. Soda water men and packers of ass and small articles of every kind T tt, and dolls are staffed with It t Jw pin makes tbe best sawdust, OD-tfbs toast dusty and has a pun- crxmuajmata. Bat any light wood Zack walnut sawdnst will act c 1 cxJ acned. , 1 pay law mock for Caesar gas Is waated. This ; cizz toads t too Tm yOCJ S baa existing monopoly to buy out the company. Gus remains at the same ng ure or goes a little higher. TWe Is a general feeling that a new company Is needed. A new company Is according ly formed, buys a franchise, rips up the streets, sells out to the gas trust, and gas remains the same or goes a little higher, the result being a conviction on the part of the public that a new company is needed, whereupon a new company is organized, boodies a fran chise, rips up the streets, sella out to the trust, etc., etc. Harvard has discovered that the English language Is seriously neglected In that Institution. The Board of Vis itors at West Point for 1M4 calls at tention to tbe lack of facility of expres sion on the part of the cadets and rec ommends that more than the estab lished 210 hours in four years at the Academy be given to the English lan guage and literature. Prof, (ioodwln, of Harvard, writes on the subject of students extremely defective In their knowledge of English: "There Is no conceivable justification for using the revenues of Harvard College or the time and strength of her Instructors In the vain attempt to enlighten the Egyp tian darkness in which no small portion of our undergraduates are living." The remedy proposed Is not to admit stu dents whose knowledge of their own language is unsatisfactory. The senior bishop of the Protestant Episcopal Church, In the order of con secration. Is known as the Presiding Bishop, He Is virtually the primate of the church In this eoun try "primus inter pares" but he 1 usually superan nuated. The Bishop of Connecticut who now holds this office. Is 88; the Bishop of Hhode Island, who Is next In order, Is 83, and already broken down. In the meetings of the House of Bish ops the Presiding Bishop seldom pre sides, a chairman being chosen for that purpose, and matters requiring his action very commonly have to be at tended to by somebody else. Of course this difficulty would not arise If the primacy were attached to a metropol itan see, which Is the nsual rule. But the Episcopalians apparently 81 111 shy at the Idea of an archbishop, and It Is proposed that the House of Bishops shall designate the Presiding Bishop, who thus might sometimes come to the office while still able to perform It duties. It is also suggested to call him Primus, after the Scottish use, but this Is a detail. Though the compromise does not strike one a very brilliant It Is possible that It may find favor. Will Carleton has written many things which have struck a responsive chord ln the popular heart dnd one of the most eloquent and touching was "Over the Hills from the Poor House." It has been recited by thousands of elocution ists and many tears have been shed j over the pathetic story of the "black I sheep" with the white heart and the j "white sheep" with the hard hearts, j But Will Carleton never wrote anything j quite so eloquent or quite so touching I as tbe story of an actual event that baa j Just taken place In Kansas City. A prosperous farmer away back In the Buckeye State, years ago, befriended a wandering young man, perhaps one of Will Carleton's "black sheep." Then benefactor and beneficiary were sepa rated and the years passed on. The wheels of fortune made many turns and the prosperous fanner became a oounty charge. The young man became a pros perous farmer himself. But In his pros perity he did not forget the man who had befriended him, and the other day the benefactor of bis youth was on his way to a good home down In Cowley County, Kan., there to spend the rest of his life with the wandering young man of other days. Such incidents de serve to be chronicled and held up to be contemplated of all men. They warm the heart and make amends for some of the hard-heartedness of the world. A Fruitful Pear Tree. Tbe advantage to a fruit tree of liv ing In a university town, where there Is at all times an atmosphere of high culture, Is Illustrated in a story told of a pear tree growing in a garden on University avenue in Berkeley, Cal. According to the story the tree was planted five years ago. The first year It bore two crops, tbe second one being about naif grown at about the time the first one was ripe. This year It is as tonishing the natives by starting In on the third crop, as there are now on the tree ripe pears from the first crop, half j ripe pears from the second crop and blossoms for the third crop. This Is a 1 good record and justifies the belief that i no matter how long the star of empire may take on Its westward way, the pear , of empire has already arrived. 1 Pestiferous Leeches. In India and Ceylon certain land leeches are apt to become perfect pests to man. Tbey are no bigger than a knitting needle, are an Inch in length, and when feeding stretch with great power. Horses are driven wild by them, and stamp the ground In fury to shake them from their fetlocks, to which they cling like bloody tassels. The structure Is so flexible they can make their way throng h the meshes of the finest goods. The bare legs of tbe palanquin-bearers and coolies are a fav orite resort, and It Is asserted that a battalion of soldiers In India were put to flight by these small bloodsuckers. A Large Membership, One of the largest scientific bodies la the world Is tbs British Medical As oetottoo, which recently met la Lon don. On Its former meeting la the Has city la 1871 Ita membership was VOX, wtwreaa K ha aew grown to la of great a stabsri sad holds MODtrt Mm Mite Parmer and Cycllat Should Unite. It may be a new Idea to a great many lovers of the wheel to be told that they and the farmers have a strong Isjud of sympathy, but when the question U ex amined Into this will be found to be the case. Some years ago the Federal govern ment examined Into the road question from an agricultural standpoint and it collected some facts which form the basis of a strong argument in a demand for good roads, no matter whether the demand comes from farmer or cyclist According to the discoveries of the gov ernment the farmers of tbe country bad uHn their farms draft animals as follows. These statistics are from of ficial records: Average Number, riorses ....14.213,8.(7 Mules 2,331,027 Value. Price. $978,516,562 $60 182,:M,(S 78 50O.G-.!5,137 15 Oxen, etc.. 36,849,024 Totals. 53,31(3,8881.721,535,780 ... What Bad Koada Coat. To simplify matters a little, there are Dearly $2,000,OU),0) Invested in mo tive power of a perishable, uncertain and expensive kind. Busy or Idle, these animals must be fed and cared for every day. They are boarders that can't be got rid of when the busy sea son Is over and to keep them at work Is part of a farmer's economy. Two thou sand millions of dollars make a large sum. Invested at 6 per cent Interest It would produce nearly 2,0O0,j0 a week. Then there are more than 16,- 000,000 of horses and mules alone, and to feed and care for these It costs the modest sum of $4,000,000 a day. A lit tle while ago a very clever and Intelli gent citizen of Indiana estimated that bad roads cost the farmer $15 a year for each horse and mule in his service. This means a loss In the aggregate of nearly $250,000,000 per year. Add wear and tear of wagons and harness, $100,- 000,000; depreciated value of farm lands, $2,000,000,000; total, $250,000,- 000. Making the utmost allowance In favor of the farmer and granting the neces sity for the liberal use of horse power In the maintenance of agricultural traffic. It is easily certain that the farmers of this country are keeping at least 2,000, 000 of horses more than would be nec essary to do all the hauling between farm and market if only the principal roads were brought to a good condition. Assume that each of these horses is fed the ordinary army ration of hay and oats. It requires 14,000 tons of hay or fodder and 750,000 bushels of oats per day to feed these unnecessary ani mals, which themselves have a money value of $140,000,000. The value of hay and oats fed to these horses jxt day Is about $300,000, or something like $114, 000,000 a year. But coming back to the original ad vice, let the cyclers and the farmers put their joint shoulders to the wheel and keep turning It until good roads are extracted from tbe lottery of legisla tion. A Jealous florae. Jealousy is au exceptional trait In a horse, although a very common one among dogs and even cats, a Chicago physician has a horse which may fair ly be said to be In love with his mas ter; and It Is an Infatuation remarkably human. When the doctor enters the stable, he receives a most affectionate greeting from the stall. Mack pricks up his ears, raises his head, and whin nies Joyously. When bis master is In the saddle the horse Is entirely man ageable and always ready for a long gallop. The slightest pressure of the reins suffices to control him. A single word Is enough to quicken bis pace or to bring him nnder absolute command, but tbe physician alone can give the order. One stable boy after another has at tempted to ride tbe horse, and has been thrown within a hundred yards of the table. Expert horsemen have made the venture, and have soon found them selves on the ground. Mack has Inva riably given warning of bis Intentions by a sullen, reproachful and even In dignant glance, and then has started down tbe road with a mad rush, only to torn about suddenly and fling off the rider whom be disliked. He la not a vicious horse, but only one that loves bis master and is de termined to be loyal to him. He also Insists upon engrossing the attention and affection of bla master. Tbe doctor bought a second bone and rode ber several times. Poor Mack was in despair. He lay down In bis stall and bid bis bead In the darkest corner. He refused to take bis oats until the doctor bad gone eat with him for a can ter. He was apparently overwhelmed with melancholy, and would not be comforted until bis rival had been ban ished from the stable. The physician bad a little son who efts west ewt to tbe atabto to see tbe tuna, Tbe father sometimes carried tbe Md la kit arms and petted Mm Bsaataady. Mack did not approve of da. Co had a oeoraft! way of tooting at Da cfetts tkoj aovor tsSed to make fee d.wtor laugh. He seemed to recognise in the boy a rival and took no pains to conceal his d.kllke and contempt One day the horse was treacherous and re sentful euuugb to kick In the direction of the child. A few mornings afterward the horse was led from the stable where the doc tor was standing by with the child in his arms. The father put tbe boy In the saddle and beld him there. Mack 1. Hiked around with eye that were fairly green with jt-alousy. and In an Instant flung tbe burden from his back, but fortunately Into the father's arms. It was a convincing proof of the horse's Jealousy of rhe child. The Old "IMne-JackeU." The average blue-Jacket as I knew him long ago was always a good fellow, and be used to manage to get dead drunk faster than any other class of men with whom I have been acquaint ed. He was not steady. Apart from his oillcvr he seemed almost a reed shaken with tbe wind, though his per sonal courage was always lion-like when roused. He was proud of bis officer, especially if his officer was bard on him. He was somewhat of a fatal ist quick to Imagine that fate was against him and to give up the struggle against It He was quarrelsome In his cups, but almost always distinctly wit ty out of them. He preserves his hum or to the present day. A story Is told of a certain "Bill" standing at the cor ner of a street In Natal during the Zulu war, when a certain general Just land ed, covered with medals and orders, and equally bung with soldierly knlck nacks, the whistle, the field glass, the compass, the note book, etc., passed near "BUI" and his companion "Jack." "Who's lm. Jackr aaked Bill. "Dunno," said Jack; "seems to be one o' them new generals Jnt come ashore." "H'rn," returned Bill, preparing to put his pipe In bis mouth again, "looks like a bloomln' Christmas tree!" North American Review. The Combat feepens. As told recently, the young men of Edmeston formed an "anti-bloomer brigade," pledging themselves not to SJienclate with any girls who wore the prevailing cycling costume. This move ment arouwd the Indignation of the young women, who now propose to demonstrate their Independence by re fusing to associate with young men who will not pledge themselves to ever abandon certain practices. Tbey call their society the "True Reform Club," and fifteen have already subscribed to the following pledge: "I hereby pledge myself not to as sociate with any young man who uses Intoxicating drinks of any kind, tobacco In any form, attends horse races or en gages In games of chance, and I fur thermore promise by all honorable means In my power to discountenance such indulgences and practices In the community where I reside." Several members of tbe mifel club are devotees of the wheel and to the bloomer costume, while others care nothing for the sport, but are anxious to show the young men that In their opinions, true reform should aim at something more important than tbe style of one's attire. Ul'' Herald. I.aboi It Is a mistake to suppose that labor Is an unpleasant condition of life. It Is matter of eJierlence that there Is more contentment In attending to any kind of occupation than there Is In looking for some occupation. Attend, therefore, to your business, and regard your business as being worthy of all your attention. Working men are apt to consider that their occupations alone are laborious, but In that matter they are mistaken. Labor of mind Is gen erally even more fatiguing than labor of the body, and H Is quite erroneous to suppose that others do not work as well as we do, simply because their work Is different from ours. Labor Is the earth ly condition of man, and until tbe na ture of man is changed, the want of something to do will produce all the horrors of ennui. Gambling and other reprehensible dissipations are all owing to tbe fact that human nature cannot support a state of Idleness. To live without a purpose is to lead a restless life. The Dog Was Wearing Her Teeth. Mrs. James Herring, living a few miles from Lancaster, Is the of a fine full set of artificial teeth, and in some wav lost tbe lower olate. After a diligent search she came to the con- ; elusion that tbey could not be found, j Imagine her consternation when she fonnd tbe missing teeth In the mouth of her house dog. Tbe dog had evidently found them, and, thinking them a food thing, proceeded to appropriate them to bla own use. ne bad got them fast ened In his own mouth, and It was with much difficulty tbey were removed. He had lost several natural teeth, and It loked very much as though he wanted to replace them with artificial ones. Louisville Courier-Journal. Irresistible Arguments. Frederick the Great's father was lu tbe habit of kicking the sblns of those who differed from him In argument One day be aaked a courtier If ho agreed with him on some discussed point "Sire," be returned, "It Is Im possible to bold a different opinion from a king who baa such strong convictions and wears such thick boots." Against HI WIU. t (la narn heroines Were the deanalr nf tha lata Robert Louis Stevenson (m a young lady to said to bars aaked him why b did not create really ale wom en, to which ha replied, "I bare tried my beet, but somehow tbey alt tan to barmaids oa toy haads." How loa ta scope or Mac TWOULD BE A PICNIC FOR Jlv J21LVE r BArWi&Vf ( ' - 'Twould be a hard grind on Uncle tiu-mers and wage earners. CHEAP MONEY DELUSION. VbIm IuctrlnM ftprwtd Abroad by Item. UM In Timet of LlapraMloD. The cheap money delusion only flour ishes in time of depremion. Tluu-e are not times of depression, nor is there that prospect ahesd. In time of depres sion demagogues can always find a con stituency for tbe wretched delusion that to make good times it is only necessary for the government to set a lot of print ing presses at work turning out paper money or to set all the mints st work coining silver dollars. Somehow or oth er the idea prevails among the dupes of the demagogue that when the govern ment has printed or coined money it if going to make a present of it to tbe peo ple. Nobody gets money in that way. Money has to circulate before It can get into people's pockets and to make it circulate there must be business, trad ing, commercial activity, the invest ment of capita, tbe opening of new en terprises, and before there can be such commercial and financial activity there must be confidence in the future that legislation will not destroy the value of Investments made. There must be an assurance that when a dollar is let out for use it will ooms back whole and not clipped of half its value. In no other way can people get money in their pock ets. Mo government has attempted such a foolish thing as to give tbe people money, and the mere manufacture of money at the mints would do nobody any good. hit Joseph Herald. Staadtly Voting Oroaad. The Hon. Tom L. Johnson of Ohio, who has taken the trouble to inform himself on the currency feeling in the wost, recently expressed the following opinion : "I ltxik for a short, sharp fight be tween the forces of cheap money and sound money and the utter defeat of the silveritos. Free silver people never had the strength they boast of. There is a good deal of noise, it Is true, but when it comes to counting noses, they are generally fn tbe minority. Tbe fact is, each successive congress since tbe Fifty-first shows a great falling off of free silver followers. In the Fifty-second congress there was a tie vote in the pop ular house on the Bland bill, and this was the zenith of the silver craze. Its nadir is in the f nture. Tbe improvement In business conditions i not calculated to support the claims of the silverites. They have based their agitation mainly on discontent springing largely from the unemployed class, and now that these are becoming fewer every day the silver followers grow beautifully less." Btlvar Would Baplaae Oold. Question. Would there be more mon ey in tbe country with the free coinage of silver? Answer. There would at first be very much less, owing to the withdrawal of gold. After values bscaiuo adjusted to the silver basis silver would be coined here is it is in Mexico. There would be no de mand for silver on account of its coin age, nor would it then go up in price, because silver bullion would be worth the same after coinage as before, Just as gold is now. Men would sow sud reap and buy and sell as they do now. Whoever got a silver dollar would have to work for it as he mnst now work. Our stock of money would be less effi cient because we would not have tho standard of the leading civilized na tions, snd car money would have Ita price in gold, fluctuating from day to day, as is now the case with the money of Mexico, Japan, China .and other oountries. To understand the result we have but to study tbe conditions found among the silver using natlona R. Weissinger in "What Is Money!" Mlstafelac Bskst Far Cases. The fall in tbe price of silver is to be explained ia the same way as the fell in tbe price of wheat and oottou by an enormous Increase of prod action. While demonetisation may have to some ex tent influenced the price of stiver, yet tbe fall ia price was tbe cooes of de monetisation, and not Its result R. Weissinger ia "What U Money f" a Is Wall TfcawM OC First Cassrsh Member What are too agtt Deooon Jooesf On arch Member Hlanderia Said be was as good as gaki, THE SILVER BARONS, BUT- Sam, and it would be at the expense of CHEAP MONEY CHEATS LABOR. Eipericnoa of Thl aad Othfir Conotrlaa With Depreciated Currency. Undoubtedly thousands of wage earn ers believe that somehow thry would be benefited by cheap money. The most modern form of cheap money, as it ex ists in their childish minds, Is the CO cent silver dollar, mads of this value by coining it at a ratio of 18 to 1 with gold. Such irsons are cither incapable of reasoning or they have never really applied their reasoning powers to this question. Neither have they learned the lessons of history in rcgurd to cheap money and wages. A pamphlet entitled "Quality of Money and Whkos" has just been published by the Reform club, which is intended to twtch the lessons of history and to facilitate clear think ing on this important question. Its au thor, Mr. Frank L. McVey, first demon strates in the simplest way that a de preciating currency must injure the wage earner. Here is the way he begins his direnssion : "The iratOTS in our mills and fac tories, together with those engaged in day labor of other kinds, constitute a great creditor class. They are creditors in the sense that they advance labor. At the end of a day or a week the amount due tbem for services performed is greater than that owing to any other class. But in the majority of cases the wage earner is dependent upon his daily or weekly earnings, so that the vital question with him is as to their imme diate purchasing power. "What a laborer really works for are the things which he consumes. Every thing that goes to make goods cheaper tends to increase the real as compared with the "nominal wages of tbe work man, for he is then getting more goods for tbe same money. On the other hand, every tendency to make things dearer tends to decrease in a corresponding de gree the real wages of the js-ople. 'Wages are high or low according to the abundance of necessities, comforts or luxuries obtainable for them.' " Mr. McVcy proceeds carefully to in quire Into the relations between money, prices and wages. Here U another of bia statements : "Tbe prices of what wage earners have to buy respond far more promptly to changes in the quality of money than do wages the prices at which labor is sold. Hence whenever money is getting better, though nominal wages may tend to decrease, wage earners are constantly gettiug more good in exchange for tbe money they actually get for their labor, and whenever money is getting poorer, though nominal wages may teud to in crease, wage earners are constantly get ting less of the necessaries and comforts of life in return for the wages they re ceive. Appreciation of the dollar In which wages are paid and consequently lower prices are therefore constantly and certainly to the advantage of the wage earner. Depreciation of the dollar and consequently higher prices are always and certainly to his damage." After reaching conclusions from theo retical reasoning he studies the expe rience of most of the leading countries of the world. He finds that not only are wages nearly always lower lu liber than in gold standard countries, but that there is abundant reasou why snch should be the case. To cite one instance be shows by statistics and diagrams that our wage earners during our civil war suffered a great loss In wages due to the depreciation of our currency. In lfe65 a day's labor purchased only four fifths as much as it purchased In 1 800. Wages had risen only about 48, while prices bsd risen 90 per cent since 161. This notwithstanding that the with drawal of one-fourth of our beet work ere to sane as soldiers greatly lessened tbe 00m pet It ion among laborers and that both before and since our greenback inflation period both nominal and real wages have been advancing from year to year. Mr. McVey closes with the following Impartial statement : "Tbe only fair and Just currency to all parties Is a stable one. Under each a currency tbe conditions of tbe future are more easily ascerUlnabls, legitimate entorprlee mere eomVtoalry entered apoa and progress mors rare. Wep earners aaea no right to agitato for aa atascsU 'toaof acarreDoy. VeHacraave tbar 07 rsem la eabamit to linisiaMai sw 1 5 P 1 ti t t u 4 A 'l V f! I w. I m 1 .9 o 11 iyi.iiiiii ,1 111 ! . 1 .i .,111 T-