Mi ' li 111 I l lMg t
" " Tlw n i. v I ii drink in n li-
diana dt mthi mutt tiefjceftrtli tnkr
Hun ground floor without mimic
and wiltl uoiurtanu bHwrn-ii him and
the ful gUra of Hi pubiio gme. It
mail's wila or small ou or tiia b
loved pastor desirtt to look od while
h imbibes a whisky-sour, t litre can
be nut td a Otaspap t to hi(l him.
Ibis l the U-rrlti.e part Of the lit w
tempt-ratice law in Indiana. Nauouul
T-rnp-rHriv Advocate.
KNOWLEDGE
Brinps comfort and improvement and
tends to personal enjoyment when
rightly uwd. The many who live bet
ter than others and enjoy life more, with
lea expemliture, by nuire promptly
adapting the world's Ix-nt product to
thc'nwiln of physical Wing, will attest
the value Ui h'ulth of tie pure liquid
laxative principle embraced in ths
remedy, Hvrup of Fig.
Iu exrx'lleiice is due to il presenting
in the form most acceptable and pleas
ant to the taxte, the refreshing and truly
beneficial properties of a perfect lax
ative ; effectually cleaiuinj the KYutcm,
iiapelling coldit, headachi-s and fevers
ana permanently curing constipation.
It baa pi Teii anliitfaction to millions and
net with tho approval of the medical
profeaxion, becau-e it acta on the Kid
neys, Liver and liowcla without weak
ening them and It U perfectly free fruia
very objectionable nulwtance.
Byrup of Kir i for sale by all drug
gists in 60c anil 1 bottles, but it is man
ufactured by the California Fig Hyrup
Co. only, wlione name is printed on every
package, also the name, Byrup of Fijrn,
and being well informed, you will not
accept any substitute if ollured.
S;mpt3ms el ?Jhij:u
tnm I f Ltntotn, fithr
1-m t. Nebr., Maf a, uea
Dr W Ilianu' Mr11ta- ,
H-Iirtdv. S. V.
Ortniax - Ihlt i to certify that 1 am I
ret drut l Ixh glu, u Cunut , NVbr., aul
am eiiitity fn ul a.'. I have bwa aa alumri
cou.aul tufter r uarl' all mf hie
dilate Tears f iiav bai tats In n.y
bark and llmba, i b nutnt.unia nd rtcliiis
italious in the -xireuiiile wtiieh sm hr
aieutit p o -ouueed ym, b.ii.suf paralysis.
LmH fail. liavl-iK tirartj Itiroiittti fit- lidi of
the virtu. of It. illiMii.s I'ilA I'd t tor rla
rVoilr. 1 pun haned a l.ail duU'ii b"e dirw-l
from you and began taMaf theia accurd.ug m
direetlona
At lb u time the anion ol tnj heart was gtr
ism ma great anxiety. Its ulliuua er
eak and nnrertain, ailh palpi allon and
vry alani.ing yrapurus tii-on the leaal excite
ment o- over eiertlun. I Uiinesa aud head
aelie were of freijue .t occurrence.
In a very li.rt time alter beirlniilof treat
ment wiin ibe pllii I becau h irefleru
The nuiu uea beeame ltifre.juefit and leas
vera, when locomotion waa eaier. Tr ubie
Intra palpl ation dwreaaed and i eiierieoed a
belter eolidillnn of Ketier.l health ao that I felt
twenty jean younger. 1 felt ao much belter
when the tlx boxea we'e Kn that 1 ilWon
titineil tie tnieni aittttfether.
tin the advent of xpnna and warm weather
I beiian to l.l a return I the old ym U)in,
Ui aim.a extern. o purrhaaed another ix boxe
of your t II ii from Mi-r. :. E. Cla k A Co., of
fyraeme, Nthr., whli h, no d. ulit, will have the
mm, good t fleet the Hut lot did
Ilekpeetfillly,
Mm. K. M. wb
Dr. Wllliaina' fink Pll' for I'ale People are
onw iclven to the piihlle as an utifmlinit blood
bnilner and nerve relnrer, rurlnit all fo m of
weaknesa ailMna from a watery co dill n of
the blood or unaltered r.erves. The pill are
id by all ilealera, or will lie aent .t paid on
leeeipt of price (ruent a IkiX, or ix noses lor
U.-'ift "hey are never mid In bulk or by the Vt)
by aibl ewittiK Jr. Willlaina' Medicine Com
pany, wbenei.'taiiy, N. Y.
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IHHI rVIIIIIIK. HOCTK
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For tnlorma'lon reuardmi; rule-, etc , call on
r aiblreM any ajent or H M. Aiwit,
M. I'. H.isiiwiN. Ja , li-n. I'aaa At.
iien'l MnK r, ft. Jwph, lo.
from One F.vil to a IVlirMi.
Opium Btiiiiking in China, according
to I tie, Chipese histories of the matter,
hai Us origin in an attempt of a Mum
emperor, who reigned from lfr.JH lo
Ifi-H, to suppress tobacco smoking, lie
failed to get rid of tobacco, but he es
tablished the practice of opium smok
ing. When the Kant India Co. look
the opium trade Into lis hands the
drug had been a leiral Import for up
ward of three hundred years.-Chicago
Evening l ost.
"If you have anything to say, why
don't you say It, and be done with it?"
'1 never cast my peur8 before swine."
"Well, I don't know as 1 can blame
you; It would bean insult to the swine."
lii ston Transcript.
Mr. Wlnalow's emnHiNn HTKflr for chili...
ren teething, Milieus the tuns, re.niee liillnu
mation. am J pani,ciire wind colic, ooitls.
Realization. Nephew Do you ki""'
u cle, I dreamt h.st night thai jou
lent me 8lo! I'nc'e (generously) is
that so? Ah! well, you may keep
them. Otto. -Lal'erriKpiet.
Th nervous syatem is weakened by the
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"A man who has hie wiu about him,"
remarked a learned Judi. "is greater
than he who conquer a city, or word
to that effect, for he la always sure of
gettlug there."
"In respect of what IT waa the In
quiry, made with the ulterior purpoae
of drawing the Judge out, for he knew
a good many things worth the telling.
"In many," be went on. "but In thU
particular case I refer to an experience
I had when I was pracUcing for two
or three years, and had an Idea that
Coke. Biackstone et al. were scarcely
In it with ma In the ordinary busiueaa
of the courts. There were a lot of
young fellows at our bar, and I am
free t confess that we did not always
maintain the dignity of the law which
is one of its strongest poluts. Some
times we even exceeded the limits, and
now and then somebody bad a flue to
pay for contempt We had fun at times
with vlslt'ng lawyers, aud the best
practical Joker In the lot was always
held In great respect by the rest of us.
"One day an old lawyer from the
neighboring county s.-at was defending
a prisoner for stealing a cow, I believe,
and I had the other side and was quite
sure of making my case. The old fel
low had been la our court mauy times,
and he was the slowest aud longest
talker I think I ever listened to. He
didn't seem to know when to let up.
Well, on this occasion he had been talk
ing until the young fellows were worn
out, and they thought they would teach
him a lesson and at the same time help
me in downing hlra. Ko they quietly
went out to the telegraph oftVe, got a
blank and an envelope and Hxed up a
telegram which read: "Great Caesar,
Governor, won't you ever stop talkinu?'
"Then they got a boy to bring the
message Into the court room, and they
sat around the bar to see the old man
fall dead when he read the dispatch.
The boy came In all right aud the sher
iff promptly delivered the message. Of
course, everything became quiet when
the point was reached and the lawyer
asked permission of the court to read
his messaire: he tore It open amid
breathless silence, everybody watching
him, and those who were In the Joke
expecting an explosion as soon as the
end had been reached. Hut there was
nothing of the kind. lie read It over
slowly once, then more slowly again,
and then he loeked up at the Judge and
over to the Jury.
" 'M.iy It please the court,' he said In
tremulous tones, 'I have Just received
a message announcing the death of a
very near and dear relative, one who,'
and his l!p quivered, 'was more to me
than I can tell, and I must imk to be
excused from speaking further.'
"This was an entirely unexpected
turn to the affair, and of course the
Jokers wero powerless to change the
current They simply sat dumfound
ed, while the old fellow was aked to
finish his speech. He finished very
briefly, but It was to the point, and
when my turn came to end the business
I was not In It with the grief stricken
man by my Bide, and the Jury gave the
case to my opponent without leaving
the room.
"After It was all over the old lawyer
called one of thn crowd aside and said
sometliing to him with a mild sort of a
smile that resulted In his taking up a
collection among ns sufllclent to pay for
a fine dinner for the entire bar." Wash
ington Star.
in.ei tirl (to ber niacin) What is
-t Head letter, please) ? Msouiua Oue
i hat ha been fHwmt to your father le
poet. Household Word. . ,
Pre mature baldness may be preveuteil
and the hair made to grow on heads al-rea-'y
baM, by the a-e ol Hall's Vegetable
fek-iiian Hair Kenewer.
I'ncle "You only wrie
every month I had to write
Lustige Ulatter.
me one
twice,"
Ph Knows Her KairM-ea
An ingenious bride, so the story coes,
baa evolved a happy scheme for keep
ing ber husband true to the protesta
uons of bis wooing. The encatrement
eras a long one, love letters exchanged
eeinn. V 1 h these letters she has pre
pared tier boudoir. No man could, in
face of such evidence of eternal devo
;ion, object to the price of a new bon
net, or to be stingy In the matter of pin
money, ishe has him where the bair is
ihort.
"Yes," said the business man to the
jlergywan, "I've lost a good deal of
;ime in my life." "Ily fritterine it
way, I supposeT' "Xo by being
punctual to my appointments." I5os
kD Courier.
Hazel I have one of the nicest dent
als you ever saw. Kutte In what
way? i azel Why, be pulled out the
ivrong tooth the other day and wouldn't
sharge me a cent for it. New York
Herald.
Mudge Another man called me a
liar the other night 1 absley What
lid you do ? Well, as he was three
lizes biceer than I, I asked him whv
he couldn't sty something original."-
Indianapolis Journal.
"Ah, but it's bis good record that
Hands in bis way." "How?" "lie has
foolishly always made it a point to pay
;ash for everything, and consequently
he hasn't the least bit of credit." Chi
cago Evening Post.
"What was the most confusing case
you ever had?"asked the doctor of the
lawyer. "Case o'charnpagne," returned
the lawyer. ''I hadn't got half through
It before I was all muddled up Harp
er's llazar.
In lioston, of course: Illcks "But,
really, what kind of a looking girl is
this Miss lleekon ?" W icks- "Well, I
can hardly Bay; you see, the didn't have
her glassi-s on the day I Baw her."
Boston Transcript.
A-lOMf lauuu ul f i ait.
After sound fruit of the riffht varie
ties is obtained, the essei.tials for pres
ervation are a temperature only a few
degrees above the freezing point, even
and nt subject to change, with pure
air, not too dry. These conditions are
to be had rarely outside of a house
built lor the purpose. And one thing
Is especially to be kept in mind: Fruits
will not keep long in good condition
after having been in such a room any
considerable length of time.
' Miss Passe indulged in somewhat
withering sarcasm when she was talk
ing to you." "It is her privilege, poor
thing. She is somewhat withering her
self," Indianapolis Journal.
Bow's Thlst
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for anv cane of Catarrh that cannot be
cured hv I i all's Catarrh 'are.
F. J. I'lIKNEY A CO., Props, Toledo, 0.
We the iimlerHiened have known K. J,
Cheney for the lant 15 years and believe
him rerlei-tlv honorable in all liiisiness
transactions and financially able to carry
out anv obligation made bv their firm.
WiktA' Tri-x. Wholesale Druggists, To
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Hull's Catarrh ('lire is taken internally,
acting direetlv upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c per
Uui't Work Well lo-etnar.
The secretary of the Bible society
in Fayetteville, U., in a report says:
Thirty-five years ago we had thirty
distilleries in oar courty and no
churches. No we have thirty churches
and no distillery. The two institu
tions do not work well together. Id
fact, where the rum traffic is flourish
ingas in Ireland, for instance -the
most prominemt buildings are likely to
be poor-houses, prisons, hospitals aud
lunatic asylums.
Mits Townsend "Do you find much
difficulty in keeping help here?" Mrs.
f-uourb Indeed, yes. It is next to im
possible to keep a girl more than a
week." "Miss Townsend "Why is
that too far from the city?" Mrs.
Suburb "Oh, no. I think not; bat
you see we have only one policeman in
tows, and he's married. "Judge.
"Papa, where are the most diamonds
foupd ?" asked Willio. "In someboc'jr
else's hand when they are trumps,"
growled papa, who'd been having hard
luck at whisi. Ha-per's Btzar.
bottle. Sold
monials free.
by all Druggists. Testi-
I"asenger That fellow back there is
raising a great row because he has to
stand. Conductor Yes; he's riding
on a pass! Chicago Record.
JONEM IIE PATH THE Kl:lHT."
j- Farm and Wagon
m
SCALES.
Caltad staix staoUani. All Siiee and A" aln"'
Hot mi by tr" w controlled by a rirabinotioo.
ruf r'rra It. and Hnce Lil, addrrw
jor or BIN till AMTO.V,
Hlaskaaiun, N. ., V.!.A.
J
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"There's money in stocks.'' said the
man who Is young and enthusiastic.
"Yes," replied his seasoned friend,
"I'm sure there Is. I bave been putting
half my salary there for the last four
years, and it's all there yet."Waslilng
ington btar.
"Ever have any trouble with your
wheel?' "No yet," said the isweet
Young Thing, "bo far whenever I
have run over anyone I hatto been able
to get away before he got up." In
dianapolis Journal.
fbollv Vaehtsman (). could 1 be
...... t - j
your mainstay? bhe (looking at the
clock ) You are. No one else Hays
alter half past II. Syracuse Post.
Blxby What lilluts are girls whi n
they Imitate men! Marie flittered) -Do
you think so? 1 bis proves how excel
lent the Imitation is. Truth.
Ncarinf- the Ae ol Olass.
A North Carolina Inventor, C. W.
McLean, has patented a numlK-r of
curious devices. A lining them is a irln.su
coffin which Is guaranteed proof
agnlnst decay and rats. So long as no
deliberate attempt In made to stimuli it,
It ought to Inst forever. Another con
trivance is a staircase made wholly of
glass, steps, landings and newel posts
being all of that material. Yet another
is a Klass bnrrcl. But perhaps the mo:it
remarkable Invention of Mr. McLean
is a billiard table of glnss. Glass bricks
are now being made nud the time will
come perhaps when glass bouses will
not bo much of a curiosity.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is an especi
ally good medicine for Croup. Mrs. M. R.
A vent, Jouesboro, Texas, .May Oth, lH'Jl.
Cheerup (to Tom liardup. v ho has a
lot of bad debts and no money, but who
is the only heir to a very old, very
healthy and very wealthy aunt) ".Vow
don't get discouraged, Tommy; there is
your Aunt Maria." Tom liardup
"Yes, there she is; that's the trouble
Boston Trancript.
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Depends noon a
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Your Health
is seriously in danger
unless your blood is
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A Clever Cat.
William Gllcn, of New London, threw
some lobster meat to his cat Cats are
very fond of this delicacy, so what was
William's surprise on seeing Grimalkin
lug the meat around the corner. Fol
lowing her, lie found that she had
placed It carefully In front of a large
rat hole as a bait Then she lay In
wait behind a barrel until an unwary
rat camo out and snapped the bait,
when pussy pounced on him and broke
his back with a single shake. Hart
ford Courant. ;
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
"Five yenrs ago my wife
was sick with bronchitis.
We tried different physicians,
but ber caan was pronounced
boiMilea. A Irlmid recom
mended Ayi-r's Cherry P lo
ral. Hha tried It, and, In a
short time, she wna entirely
cured." Kai-i ltoTmiiu,
Ltvoriuore, Ky.
It
cured
these
two.
' My mother has been a
great sulTurer from asthma
for ten years, anil her recov
ery Is Hluiost without a par
nllel, on account of her
Bdvnneed age over seventy.
Klie. bss been cured by only a
pnrt of a bottle of Ayore
binrry Pectoral." -Inoli
ISA, Tar lirook, N. 8.
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Delta of the Danube.
An Anglo-Dutch syndicate Is trying
to reclaim thn land in the delta of the
Danube, between the St George's and
Sulln.t branches, by means of dikes.
The dredging of the bar now permits
vessels drawing twenty-one and one
half foot to reach Sullna, and before
long It Is hoped the channel will be deep
enough for ships drawing tweuty-four
feet.
One Meaning.
"Say, pop, what does the letters IV
C. mean dat dey always put after
Washington?"
"Dey means daddy of his country,
yo' fool chile, yo'. Why doan' yo' read
hlsfry ?"
"The baby did come mighty nigh los
ing named Trilby," auld the lean man
with the yellow vest, "but I manage!
to save her." "How?" asked tho fnt
man. "Told my wife that we would be
liable for Infringement of tho copy
right laws." Indlnnnpolls Journal.
Tell a woman that she doesn't look
well, and you have furnished a topic of
conversation to laat an hour.
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