v. ..... r", tv," 1 ('HAI'TKii I. "I.-iiny !" "Ve. Screen nl I.ynn." Ilia line !i:wi' drawn to in full height, aa r i; i i i :i though 'he eye of the in1 jiil:io' hit" Uhiii li iii). yel iippnrcntly uriitiine every nerve tu appear lllicuilmr russeil runi lit IllK "Use. Sergeant I. till waa n in"l it It wl'otn any woman might lie .uitied Ha .1 sweetheart. Hi fen turvi were e oil. if not te iued. and the weaLneoa of hi inoiilli wn bidden by it iiiuaiiiihe a nuu'tiilieeiii in thn! of any i-avnlry coionel in the aervire. It iion!.v pretty .l ine Knox, the hit Ueant inn j ir'a ila lighter, hn eemed iuipervim; l.i hi nlfr:irtiuii niiil innde him appear :i v. itl" tun! iiiieunth aa the lalent trooper who had joined the awk ward npiad. Hitherto, Hudem bad been mi eiiay to Ihe ilaahin" aerteant. It could lily bf aaiil of hi uvi r cnenie tu pleitae thai thi lime he l.iule fair to fail. She did not even dinlike him. lie told biiu .elf with nnjfry snri'tite; it wa merely in difference that he fell -indifference ag-i-aviitiiie u it waa iiunpiete. ".lane, don't be o provokin. You I. now I mean " "That it would be heal for me to marry a acrireiint. Well. I dare av it would" ihouhtfullv-"if if I could only make ! up my mind." "Try only try, Jane Ixive alwny -linen after uinrrinKe." b" htkuiiI, en"i r- ly "Why don't you prove it by your own cv.iiuple?" ahe aiiKwered. iiecliKeiitly. "Marry nome one you deleat. and if - - " "Von -you don't detest me!" blankly. "Oh, no; but I don't love you, and there' no middle coiirae in innrriiiire, 1 think." He wim silenced for the time, and con tented hiuiM-lf with wutchintt her a ahe i!,m.hI h In, ii I the room, arriiiiciiu: the lul of holly, witli lu re and there a twin of i the white berrie internum:! d. Mr. Knox, Mi June' mother, had bi-u the daiiKliicr of a veterinary aur Keon. and beiiiu left uliuoal peiilille lit her father'a death, hud become a teacher In the village mi hool. It had been M quiet, liltle freqiieiitcd Hpot, anil until the nci1 of Iweiily-nitie ahe had not even the aua pu ioii of n love affair to briehtcn the tno- uoliuiv of her exintence. J lieu the cl Kymnn of their villnRe came into a ainall i fortune. Niilhcieiit to allow him lo retire j from In labor and nut n curate, in hi plait The mail chosen waa a bneln lur, but that mitiht well have been coiiHidi r.'d the only (mint in hi favor. He wn plain, elderly, and hitlf-xtarved. a indeed hu inicbt well be, i-i i iih uti-ri i if the luiai-nible liH iid he received. Hut to Jane' mother hi charm wan that he wa n pentleman. Hi inn liner had eenied lo her the per fection of courtly breeding, mid bad he akiil her nhe would have gladly become hi wife, in Hpite of all the petty troubles which were attendant on genteel poverty. Hut. either because hi own heart wa not sullicienily interested, or that, from i mistaken unselfishness, be lu-sitnted lo let ' IcT share hi lot, he never did; and after three year of alternate hope and fear on her aide, another lover uppeared upon the H.eiie, and by his brisk wooing auc-ceedi-d ill winning her for his wife. "A terrible mutch for her." people said -fhe, the educated woman, to bind her M'lf to the rough if dashing hussar, who . oiild offer her only the barest iieccasaries, ,iud at whose aide she might have to en counter endless hardship; but equalized -urely by the fact that he wa faded and mm, and that he was 8 man in the prime .f life, loving her passionately, oblivious ..f her vanished youth and indifference to him. "Hold It a little higher, Jenny darling," nhiapered the Sergeant, audaciously, n ud coming chrne behind her, he attempted tu encircle her waist. Hut he wrenched herelf away, and confronted him crimson with wrath and kliame. "Mow dare you! How dare you!" she exclaimed, and in her anger ahe could say mi more. Hut thn momentary madnea over, Ser geant I.ynn looked an penitent and abash ed a she could hare wished, or any num ber of reproarhea could hare made. him. Falling back to hia old position of "at tention," he could only murmur iliame lacedly. "I'm very Horry, Jenny, upon my aoul, I adi!" "You of all people yon who pretend to like ma to Insult mi no!" "It wn Jnt becaime of the liking," an swered the Sergeant, with n twinkle in hi eye, which fortunately Jane did not detect. "Hesides," he added, hastily, "I didn't kis you." "I should think not, indeed!" tossing her dainty bead. "And I'll never do It Again-until yon glv ute leare." "Anil that will be never." The Sergeant, noting ruefully her com pressed lip and Hashing: eye, decided i lint he wa sincere In her Intention, and that he had lost rather Minn gained by thn boldne of hi wooing, lie looked ao woe begun that the situation became ridicirlon in Jane t eye, and the hastened tobringback the auhject to a more matter-of-fact footing. "You never told me where you got It nil," ahe obaerved. nodding vaguely at the evergreen! that were the innocent iau of her admirer' first ofTenee. "Hut you never aaked me," waa hia prompt reply, only too eager to anatch at the proffered olive branch. "It waa quite by chance aa it happened. I waa up at the Colonel'! with aome letters when a big hamper arrived from Blnola, 1 tblok, be eakJ-eod I helped to open It aa If 1 woold like a Mt I thonght of yon directly for be gave anch aa I .... n.-t f . l, nr. ivt i-a r? fVxA ft )tN could curry, and told me tu give t to my sweetheart and so I brought it to j-ou." "1 ndeed," remarked Jane, frigidly. "I brought it in a basket for fear any one should ak mi- for a bit. ami I wanted it all fur you. I lnt suppose there's mmther in Alijiore, bcsidca tin Colonel 11 )! yourself, that linn a piece of real iniit tlclue or hnl!y." "Did you uiy it Mint for uie?" "1 mentioned no iianii'ii, lint I expect h" guessed. I don't think tin re's much mis take itliut my feelings uny way." Jinn' rcimiiucd frowning)' silent. While she iviib mill wilfiil, the outer door was thrown violently open, and Mr. Knox caine in hurriedly and sunk upon u ehnir "Have you heard the Hewn?" she nuked, turning n while, excited filer Hrt to one iiimI then to the other. "We have hi'iird nothing." replied the Sergeant. "What in it, mother?" anked June. "The quartermaster he in " "Not ill, is he? 1 aavv him out this morning." Hiiir) the Sergeant. "Not married? There has) hardly been j time for that," smiled Jane. "He in dead," wim the aoleiiin answer, I and when the first shock of their aurprisc I wan over, Mm. Knox begun tu tell her j alory. i It had been no sudden, ao terribly sud j den. lie had been at "orderly hour" that I morning. Then he hail returned home to j breakfast, and afterward had ((one into I a hi i i n 1 1 room lie used as an olliee. and 1 where lie never permitted hlmaelf to be dilurlied except on urgent buaineaH. It whm the Colonel himaelf who, wishing to apeak to him, had aent in a aalnin. Th terrified bearer came back with the news that hi mauler waa dying or dead. And dead he hud proved to be. While sitting quietly writing in hia chair a Hiidden at tack of heart disease had seized li i in. and life had been extinct for several hours when at hint they found him. "Don't you see what thia nieana for your father?" Mrs. Knox aaid, eagerly, when her auditor hail both expressed their aympiitliy and aiirpriae. "He will be quartermaster In hia atend. The Colonel mild n much juat now, when he naked him to take over the work until permanent ar raiisrciiieiitM isc.ild be made. He will be a coinniiaaiolied otlicer at laat, mid we ahall mix with centlefolk; and yon, Jane kiti't yuu aee what a K'"I thing it will be fur you ?" "Mia Jan will marry a gentleman now. She rniint forifi-t all that I have Kiiid." remarked the SiTKeiint, aadly. look iiur ao lm niUiiini' and tioble n he re- nouuceil all hi hope that Jane' heart "urined toward him, and ahe atretched t he.- tmnda liupulaively. Hut Mrs. Knox rose hastily from her seat, and answered for her daughter. "Of course she will forget. She i en tering into a new life, and will make new friend. Yon ee yourself how impossible it U that there could be anything between you now!" "Why not ?" asked Jane, sharply. "Neither of us has altered; it i only the circiiniKtances that have changed." "You menn " began tint young fel low eagerly. "I mean that I should be ashamed to let till mnke any difference; iind-and I will marry you If yon like I.ynn." Sergeant i Hut when the Sergeant, radiant with delight, came forward quickly to take her in hi arm, the mother threw herself between the two lover. "She ia mad; she does not ktlow what ahe i miying. If you have a spark of' manly feeling, Jacob, you will go away at once. Jane, I forbid you to say another word." Talking still for fear of either of them disobeying, he pushed him from the room, ao that he could only turn hi head and gaze regretfully at hi sweetheart, whom he had o unexpectedly won. She wa standing with both hands clasped tightly on her breaat, her face white and frightened, aa she realized to what ahe had pledged herself. Hut her eyes met his bravely, and spoke eloquently of her intended fidelity and truth. CHATTER II. The new year brought many change to Jane Knox. Her father'a appointment to the quarterniaterhip had been rati fied from headquarter, and they had Im mediately taken a bungalow in the offi cer' line. Jane wa pretty enough, however, to prosper without any adventitioua aid. Though very amall, even delicately funn ed, she wa neither thin nor insignificant in appearance. Her figure waa slim yet svelte, graceful without effort, and a pliant aa a reed; but in her face wa her hief charm the lingnt, glowing iieauty that sis.ke of uch perfect health, with- out degenerating Into anything approach ing conrseness. The aim-touched nut brown hair fell into the softest curln on her low brow; the darker eyelashes shad ed two lovely hazel eye and deepened their dreamy, laughing light. "If only ahe would full in love!" thought the anxious mother, "she would thing In a more reasonable, light then; and once ahe began to compare a gentle man with him, it would b all up with Jacob Lynn." They had been nearly a month In their house w heu aome regiinpntal sport were announced to take place, and Mr. Knox determined to take her daughter to aee them. Tbo first atep niust be made, and All porn society had had time enough to de cide whether they were to lie admitted within 11 sacred precinct or not. She would at least show that she considered herself worthy of the honor. Hut, boldly as she bad looked the question in the face, her courage failed her when they had been on the ground aome minutes, and not one bad come forward to welcome them on their Urst appearance. Formerly they had always remained at the farther aide of the band-stand, with the other Kergeante' wires, among the sol eUers and tradeapeopla of the station, but now Mm, Knox placed bernWf ouly little way apart from where the ataff and llicem of thu regiment were nested. Jane wa crimson wilh nun iihcaihui. mid aoiild have giveu much to find licrseK aafe hack iu her own home, away trout ! those alighting nidcloiij; glances of ihe women present, and the 'Holder, aili:i;riiv gaze of uieit. She hud turned tier back mi isitb. aud trovB to appear dee;i!y interested in tl e p,ilo-iMny ra that u it'oiiigf on, v. !i n presently a gentle, drawling voice sound ed in her ear. "How do you do. Mis Knox? Have you decided which is In be the winner?" It was Colonel I'riusep. the culuiic! uf her father's regiment, tL,e - -th llus;ir. "I was Hot thinking uUiut the luce." she coiift-ttsed, blus'iiug;. He did nut press the subject but stood lieside her, making a remark now aud then, uiul listening courteously to the tim idly hazarded replies. Hut when Mis. Kliox Joined nervously in the con .frui tion, he found hi interest ting, and alter a few desultory remarks moved uuuy Iu wurd a group of three H-ople. nueiii," whom uus a young lady, who were stand ing several yard away. Ilei eye were lixed iihhi the suies that were la-ing walked up and dou u pre paratory lo 11 race, bill she saw iih little of wbnl she looked at us .lane Kliox iuul seen sume twenty minute before. I'er hups it was hci-niise all her iIihiil-IiI-were with the "what might have bei u" that she could pot si-e what actually w.is The must casual observer liiiulit have guessed she whs ii woman with a stury a story in which lulli her companion bail pin veil a part. Norn Dene was not yet twenty-tun. hoi looked older on accnunt of the gravity of her expression, which seldom relaxed into a smile. Her month bad a little pathetic droop which seemed to compel pity in spite of the pride which would not stoop , to ask it. Her eyes were sad with the j Hiidness of those which seldom or never I weep, and are the "saddest eyes of all." Her face lightened when Colonel I'rin ; scp joined them, and she miule a move I Incut tuwiird him, which he furstnlled by . quickening his puce. They were as good friends a It wa possible for luaii and i woman to be without protestation and i with no thought of anything beyond. I "You are looking tired," he began. "Won't you come over to the seals?" ! "Thank you; I think we huve a better ; view from here, and I am interested in 1 this race," she answered, only now be- ginning to ee the ionics as they can ! tend up and down. A, she spoke one of the men her hus band came und placed a chair beside her which he hud brought over from the tent. "Why did you not ay you were tired, Nora?" he reproached her gently. "Hecause. I did not feel so lit least, not with standing. There ia alway a eertuin nuioiint of fatigue in watching things like this. Idm't yon think ao?" turning to the Colonel. "I dare any at least uf course there 1. Hegiiiieiitul simrt are alway mi in fliction. They are one uf the sacrifice we feel obliged to make for the men, and fur which we get no thanks." Then, us her husband fell back and resumed con versation with hi ciiinpuiiioii, he added, In a lower Voice, "Mr. Hcne, I want to Interest you in some one if I can." "Am 1 so dillicnlt to interest In any thing, that you take such mi humble tune?" aim asked, looking up at. him in some amusement from the low seat uf which, in spile of her deniul of fatigue, she had availed herself. "I am distrusting myself rather than you I don't know whether I ought to ask It, in fact. She hcciii very quiet and refined, but I shnuhl never forgive my self if any unpleasant ness caine to yuu through grunting my request." "Are you apeaking of the new quarter master's daughter?" "The very person but you must be a witch to have fuiiinl it out." "Not a very wonderfully discovery, con sidering yuu have been talking to her ex clusively for the hiHt half hour." "Ten minutes, 1 assure yuu" smiling good-huuioredly. "I dure say it seemed no longer," dry ly. "She is a very pretty girl." "Is she? I scarcely noticed. I whs sorry to see her and her mother standing tt" a1"1"'- Mml j"''"1'' ""'"' "" of purest pny. "And you want me to emulate Ihe no bility of your conduct ?" "I should like yuu to be good to them if you can. Theirs is uch an awkward position. You see they cannot associate with their old friends, and gain no new one in place of those they lose." "Of course I will be aminhle if yon wish; but, honestly, don't you think it a mistake don't you think they will only be uncomfortable out of their proper aphere?" "It is only the 'first atep' that will Vot' them anything. Women adapt themselves ao readily to altered circumstance; and Mr. Knox I considerably above her pres ent position, I have benrd." She ahrugged her shoulders, but did not attempt a verbal contradiction. "You are not thinking of going home juat yet, are you, Gerald?" she aaked, turning to her husband. "Not unless you wish it. I am at your service." (To be continued. I A Kuie TotioKK'in Slide. The Malaya have the Uiiest toboggan allile In the world. In Perak then? is a i '"'' Knuilte aiope In the cntirse of a moil ii t u i ii river, down which the water trickles illaiut two Inches deep, thn main atretuii hnviiiK carved out n lied by the aide- of the boulder. This rock, the face of which 1ms been rendered it mouth u k1h by tint constant How of water during the hundred of years, llio Malftj'H men, women and children have turned luto h aliiie. Climbing to the top of the rock, they alt In the shallow waler with Ibcir feet trnlht out, and a hand on ench aide for Peer ing, and then alldo atralght down the sixty feet Into a ionl of water. This ia a favorite sport m sunny inoniliiK. as ninny as two hundred folk being en gaged l It nt a time, and sliding down so quickly oue after another, or forming rows of two, four and even eight per sons, that they tumble Into a pool a confused mass of scrambling creatures. It seems to be a highly amusing game, and there Is little danger In It Logwood la the marrow of a peculiar tree. In the West Indies. It la shipped In long, thick pieces of firm, heavy, dark red wood. It U split up and moist nad by water or acid for nis. DRIVING FROM THE BACK SEAT. ! i DKIVI.MJ a horse Is oue of those, simple processes, like Bulling a boat, which anyone can niabter without previous experience. Every body knows that there Is nothing diffi cult about It, aud those that have never done It are perfectly aware of their ability to do It, If they chooae. Hut "driving from the back seat" Is quite a different thing; that Is a grave and serious affair, an undertaking of tragic lntenit. There Is not oue mo ment of calm, peaceful enjoyment for thoae so employed. Kvery circumstance and incident to tbin ia vital and mo mentous; each turn In the road bids fair to be a certain pathway to destruction; every signboard is a false, deceitful snare set to mislead them, while each movement of the horse Is but an Index of vicious propensities about to be re vealed. In fact, thia method of drtv- ' Ing la not only physically exhausting, but meoully depressing and spiritu ally demoralizing, and not alone does the driver suffer, but also all who are unfortunate enough to find themselves In the same vehicle with such a one. I'crhaps a brief description of my own will beat serve to Illustrate my theme. I had run down to spend a couple of days with my friends the Crailers, who were occupying a charming country place for the summer. On the after noon of my arrival my hostess sug gested that possibly I might enjoy a drive over to Pine Knoll, which they deemed a most desirable point from which to view the country round about I, of course, expressed myself delighted with the idea of a quiet country drive after the rush and turmoil of the city, from which I had Just escaped. Immediately after luncheon a llffht two-seated wagon drawn by a pair of spirited bays appeared at the door. Mrs. Crazier and I took our seats be hind and Mr. Crazier, springing Into the seat In front, took the reins and we were whirled away down the long, smooth driveway, beneath rows of tine old elms. I glanced admiringly at them as we passed along and turned to my hostess enthusiastically, "What magni ficent trees these are," I ejaculated. She, however, failed to respond, and I noticed that her li) were tightly , compressed. "He careful, Willanl, i when you turn Into the road," she said . waruingly, and I perceived that we 1 were approaching the picturesque stone gateway, over which much su perb English Ivy was gracefully twin ing. "We're very proud of that Ivy," Mr. i (Jraslor remarked, eyeing It with satis- j faction, as the bays turned smoothly j out Into the road. "It Is beautiful," I murmurml, trans-1 ferrlng my attention to his wife, who waa holding her breath and firmly grasping her side of the wagon. "Are you timid about driving?" I ask ed, sympathetically. "Oh, no," she returned, "only my hus band absolutely disregarda every sug gestion of mine," and she sighed deep ly. "Ini1efl M I Mfllri lowering mv fiinu I so that It might reach her ears alone, while I eyed the bays uneasily, "and Isn't Mr. Crazier used to driving?" "He ought to be," she responded, "for he has driven luce he was a lsi.v." I felt relieved, though still puzzled. "Hut you are a great horsewoman your self, then," I persisted. She shrugged her shoulders. "Not In the least. I never touch the reins tf I can help It," she concluded. At this point I became convinced that Mr. Craaler had very sharp ears, for, as I continued to regard her quenlion Ingly, he remarked lightly, "Mrs. Gra zier drives from the back seat" I laughed with all the fervor of oue who does not see the Joke, wondering meanwhile what he could mean. Be fore the afternoon was over, however, I understood his meaning perfectly. "Willard, here comes one of those dreadful coaches." bis mentor began utmost Immediately. "Be sure that you turn out more than you did the other afternoon. I never saw a man take such risks." In a few minute one of the horses whisked his tail over one of the reins, which was promptly freed by Mr. Ura tler; this gave his better half a chance to suggest that a tighter rein would have prevented the catastrophe. "Some one was telling me the other day, Wil lard," she went on, "that when a horse gets bis tall over the reins no one knows what he may do; In fact, be Is Just as likely to run away ai not" A little later we reached tb abort of a beautiful laka and I riclataaad with rmtrt orar tk iHIbmm of tu verent hill rising majesrically upon the other side. "This Is Indeed an Ideal n;ot," I burst forth, tut Mr. Cnizier had no eyes for the beauties of the landscape just then. "Willanl. wha: is the matter with the horse on th! a.ile? He looks very strange." "He's all rl-ht. my dear; only the file bother Mm a little." and Mr. Crazier waved his whip lightly over the offend ing animal's head. "Willanl. bow can you do that, when you know he Is so nervous, unless," she added plaintively, "you really want him to run away and smash us up." "That's my Idea, precisely," he an swered pleasantly, as we left the lake drive and began to climb a neighboring hill. During our ascent Mrs. Crazier filp1 n'r attention upon the check reins, It seeius to me. Willanl, that these horses are checked up unnecessarily tight; It Is nothing but that, I am sure, that makes them act so." "Hut they haven't acted so," her hus band remonstrated. "Well, they will -I'm perfectly posi tive they will when they come to go down this steep hill; I can tell by the ' way thai I hey prick up their ears." At the summit we drew rein. "Not a bad view here." my host announced, pointing with his whip to the glorious picture spread out beneath us. "Now. Willard, you watch the horses and let us admire the view," Mrs. (irazler earnestly admonished, without eliciting any response from the occu pant of the front seat, who continued to point out to me special features In the surrounding landscape, despite her protest We shortly began to descend the hill, which process 1 foresaw would permit my hostess ample opportunity to lend her ever ready assistance from the back seat, and I was quite right in my sur mises. It was "Willard, what a loose rein you have! Can't yuu realize that they're likely to stumble at any moment?" Or, "Willard, we're coming to one of those dangerous 'thank you-ma'ams,' do be careful." I sat by wondering at Mr. Grazier's unruffled composure under the contin ual fire, but reflected that doubtless he was used to it Next, we reached the crossroads, and Mr. Grazier turned the horses to the right, remarking: "Here we leave the main road for a drive through the woods." "Oh, no, Willard. I'm sure you're mis taken," his wife declared, "we ought to keep to the main road for at least a mile more. I remember perfectly Just how every inch of the road looked the last time I drove over It" "My dear, I am absolutely sure that this is the road," he replied, whipping up the horses. Mrs. Grazier leaned back In her seat 1 with an expression of Intense resigns ! tion depicted upon her face. "Very well; take us anywhere you please, pro- vlded that you got us home finally, t shall not aay another word; I have of fered all the advice that 1 Intend to this afternoon." I heard this statement with much sat isfaction, feeling that advice was not, after all the necessary accompaniment i of a thoroughly charming country drive. "This woody road Is lovely, at all events, and so shady and cool," I put In timidly. "Yen, I tis very pretty here," Mrs Crazier assented; then she added: "Wll lard. I seen fanner coming and I wav you just to ask him if this is the rigr' road." "But I know It la the road." "No matter, I should think you mlghi ask him. If only to set my mind at rest." "I suppose It would rest It very much tf he had said it was the wrong road." "There, that's why you won't Inquire: you know he'll say it's the wron road." Just then the farmer came alongside, and Mr. Orazler, who was apparently determined not to stop, suddenly drew rein, more abruptly, I fancied, than was wholly necessary, and my com panion on the back seat, after exclaim ing, 'How could you, Willard T eagerly addressed the farmer: "Is this the road to Tine Knoll?" "To Pine wnatr be questioned, blankly. "Pine Knoll, a blU with trees on HT" she explained. "Wall, I can't say," fee responded. "I ain't much acquainted up thia way, bat I reckon you'll And ptaes aU about Thank yoa," hia latartocvaw aaid ad ws r ava atop and aK hi tim next Hvillurd.' my nosta announ quail)!'' "But the knoll very faring iey cenaioij - L nc!shlrhood." - . ! . 1 u r, fl C- ,L Ird. when I know that mile from this Ho you ii. lie. Wtllard, but I think d; 3;ffereu;ly. jre comes another man. aiid I am goit to speak to him. Man number two, however, did not w ait to be spoken to, but accosted ns with a broad' smile. "Good day. Mr. Grazier, goln' Op to the Knoll again?" ,' Mr. Grazier nodded. "Is this tb shortest road?" Mrs. Grazier tnqulrai promptly. ' "I reckon It's about the only 'one, he rejoined, grinning, as if be found the idea uf a possible second road hugely v amusing. We drove on in silence for some few minutes before Mrs. Grazier spoke a;-ain; then she said. "Anyway. It's a relief to know that this is the road." I answered fervently, but Mr. Gra zier vouchsafed no reply. t'lne Knoll proved to be a truly love ly spot, but my memory of the way t !' ' :!)! and back !s clouded by my too vivid recollection of my hostess' par ticipation in the management of the bn.vs. If we crossed a bridge W'llard was reminded of the s:j;n which directed ns to "walk the horses." If we pass-'d a wasoncr in a narrow part of the roart he was conjured' not to tip up down the steep embankment. If the horses quickened their pace. It was cruel to drive so fast, and if they slowed up they were overheated, or had. doubt less, stones in their feet. At every 'water-trough Mrs. (irazler felt sure that they were dyln;j of thirst, until at last we stopped, and after much delay and a struggle to unhitch their checkreins we ascertained that neither of them could be induced to touch a drop. The most trying time of all was prob ably when we turned around in a very limited space-on top of I'ine Knoll, but upon that I will not enlarge. When we reached home I felt llred and exhausted, well nigh sick, while my hostess sighed deeply ns she alight ed, declaring that she couldn't under stand why driving. fatigued her so. Even Mr. Grazier, despite his ada mantine nerves, appeared somewhat weary, as he replied: "It's not driving that tires yon. but driving from the back seat Mrs. (Irazler." Since my country drive I have often observed people endowed with those charac-terisli;-.; so prominent In Mrs. Grazier. In every club, society or so cial gathering I have found mem pres ent; In fact, wherever human beings strive or struggle, wherever they con. gregate for work or for amusement, some are nresent who ever stand one side, their mission being to advise, di rect and criticise. They make them selves generally useful by telling others what they ought to do and how to do it. And as, often as it Is my misfortune to run across them, and their nam la legion, I regret to say, my painful coun try drive rises before me, and I mur mur: "1 know you well, my friends; therefore I shun you, as I do all of your kind, who, like you, are driving from the back seat." Boston Transcript. Solving a Problem. Italian workmen are, as a rule, not fond of strikes; they usualy resort to other means to get what they want. A company of Italian navvies, engaged lu the construction of a railway In Ger many, had their wages reduced. They said nothing, but during the night each of the men cut an inch off the end of his shovel. In reply to the engineer who took them to task about it, one of them said: "Not so much pay, not lift ao much earth. So much longer last work. Italian no fool like German. Italian no strike." Thomas Cat Shows Gunning. A Cincinnati torn cat has won fame by Its habit of spreading bread crumbs for sparrows and then gobbling th birds. Ctrcos Klcptiunt bbows Humor. One of the Arabs of the street had an experience with an elephant at the circus grounds the other day, sayR the Boston Record, which he Is not likely to forget in a hurry. He was feeding the animal with peanuts and other Indi gestible things, when his elephanshlp thought he would do something to amuse the urchin. So he gently wound bis proboscis about the boy's waist and lifted him up in the air above his head. The urchin was fairly livid with terror, but the elephant was lu the best o;' humor, ami slowly lowered the boy to his feel, much as a man would lower a 1 iu by he bad been dandling on his shoulders. Not that Kind of a Dog. I ' io you see lum jupuuese pug wm.ii- ing for us In the road." Inquired an l low wheelman of his companion, .as they spun along the road the other I night. "Yes; what about him?" "Well, i if he don't get out of the way I'm going over him. A few kinks In bis back will teach him to stay at home. HI, yl! get out of there!" The dog did not run, bu( walked deliberately to the center of the road and stood In the moonlight Biff! "Whew!" Half an hour later two wheelmen made a bonfire of two bi cycle suits. The Japanes pug proved to be a small spotted skunk. ' Up to Hia Business, Mr. Magnet I want to get a steward for my yacht Have you had any ex perience? Aplltcant Tea, sir. I have been a bar keepsr for three years. Detroit Fres Press. MataaU Bbs rvs had no use for yen alaoe you lost your Bostuka Ho A ad I'ra had no uaa for tfco aaas- I kwt ytfc-atoiHry 0a .Ml