Tb lrMun4 for flutter.
The people of the limed Hlitci est
n the average about four pounds of
butter for tacb bushel of wheat con
turned as food. Kroir. thU it i eay to
see that to tar at the home market it
concerned but'er brings the farmer
more money than wheat, and yet there
are tome folks who think Hie dairy in
dustry, which iiicludei the gate ol tuilk
for food, and the manufacture of cheese
u well at of butter, it not of very touch
Importance.
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Ihmige of Heart.
i Deacon .kiiiiirin I can't tell you
; how blessed I am in my son now. You
Know 1 always had trouble fretting hiir
to go to church, but of late he has beet
trouir willingly, not only on Sundays,
but on week Days. I feel atast thai
his soul i safe and we will all meet to
gether in that far-off heaven of lov
and pence promised to the faithful.
Neighbor Your son is in love with
Miss 1m- I'nore, who sin;;s in the choir.
Deacon kiimeir. hat! Does he in.
'end to marry that poverty stricken
minx? If he goes near that churcli
again, I'll disinherit him!
j tor tr. run Make.
j Hanks had just worked rivers for a
loan of ten dollars,
j "1 may as well make an entry of this,"
'said liivers, taking a small passbook
! out of his pocket.
j "Single entry, livers, " said Banks.
Single entry, remember."
"Of course," replied Hivprs. "I don't
suppose I'll ever have to make an entry
n the credit side of the account."
Ihtcago Tribune.
An Aunual Iftber.
"How much do you charge for a sln
le, bath?" asked a (shabbily dressed
nan of the proprietor of a bathing es
Hblishment. "Twenty-five cents; but if you buy 1
iozen tickets you will only have to pay
wenty cents a piece."
"Twelve tickets! How do I know
that I am going to live twelve yean
longer?" Texas Si flings.
Great Memory.
Schoolmarm, who had been telling
the story of David, ended with:
"And all this happened over three
thousatid years ago."
A little cherub, his blue eyes wide
open with wonder, said, after a mo
ment's thought:
"Oh, ray, what a memory you've got!"
San Autonla Express.
A Rank Impnator,
Blevins Old Scaddlsby looks ten
years younger since bis marriage to
May.
Bostick Yes. The old scoundrel
simply pretended to be so old and frail
in order to induce May to marry him.
Truth.
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liijuid laxitire, Syrup of Figs.
Kange of m MpUler's VMon
Experiments have recently been
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and us a result of these investigations
it has been determined that they have
a range of vision of at least a foot. It
is not always possible to tell, however,
whether the lower animals perceive
by sight or hearing or by the action
which air in motion has on their bodies.
Experiments tend to show that mice
are sensitive to motions of the air
which to human ears creato no sound
whatever.
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A Complnceiit llowton Woman.
Two ladies famous in Boston society
for their wit and learning were heard
solemnly talking to each othe, return
ing in a street car from a luncheon.
"There really were other people there
who said clever things besides us," said
one.
"Yes; there were," returned the other
"I believe the times were In our la
vor when we began getting our reputa
tion for saying clever things. People
noticed It more when we were young II
women were bright than they do now."
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Caua for Alarm.
Little tllrl Oh, mamma, come quick!
Mamma Mercy! What's the mat
ter? Little (Jirl There's a mouse in the
kitchen and the poor cat is there all
alone. Tit-Hits.
Mra. Wlnalnw'a Poor Hi NO 8vanr for rhlk'.
ren tn-lhlne, toftena Iba guma. re.lnees Inniun
tiiatlou,aliiyiipain,curtwl!iu colic, 2.'ic bonis.
jiilt lmposalhle,
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ble 10 get a day's work."
"You don't say What's your buti-ne-s?"
"I'm a night watchman." .Scrib
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A LITTLE FELLOW.
Mo! liltle fellow- howdy do?
Ixihk time since I've looked on you;
Hut I know your eyes are the same bright
blue
April eyea, where the ami klips through;
You kisaed me oft, and you loved me,
too
Ho! liltle fellow howdy do?
Ho! little fellow howdy do?
Ki-eui to see, as I ait and view
Your picture there on the mantel shelf.
The anna, the charms of your own dear
' self;
Y'our king was aweet, and your love was
true
Ho! little fellow howdy do?
Ho! little fellow howdy do?
Hame little fellow ihut once I knew?
Never a l imine for nil the year
Same aweet laughter and aauie bright
tea rV
Oh, for a kins from the lips of you!
Ho! little fellow howdy 1I0?.
Ho! little fellow far awn.v!
Dream sometime of the world I say,
When the dark drifts over your eyes of
Mite
And the singels look through the luee at
you!
Dream that I love you, and love me, too
Ho! liltle fellow howdy do?
NO CERTIFICATE.
The clork striking 9 sounded like a
knell to the two old peopio sitting In
their dull, hopeless niNery, one on each
side of the table, like atrangcra, the
first time In forty years. It was not
death, this uninvited giient that had ob
truded Its unwelcome presence, but
something worne disgrace, and lis
baleful shadow obscured the light of
heaven. And the night without was
as drear as their hearts wilhiu.
The woman took a Hat tin candlestick
from the table and lighted the bit of
candle It held.
"You'll be coming up soon, David?"
she asked wistfully.
"I'll rest on the settle here to-night,"
be said sternly.
"David, you'll not be the one to sop'
rate us that have been Joined together
a lifetime? I couldn't abear that man,
I really couldn't."
"Wait a bit, Ttaehel. Maybe to-morrow
It will seem clearer, but to-night I
must think, and try for wisdom to see
God's hand In this."
"You'll wind the clock, David, and
put Malty outside?"
She was making a brave flght for
strength, and It Is on the plain and
homely duties of life that we find the
firmest footing. Rachel knew this, and
solaced her breaking heart with trifles.
"And If you have a poor turn In the
night, you'll call me?" she asked.
"Yes, mother."
She turned away with a sigh that rent
David's heart, but waited with her
hand on the stair door.
"There's a shroud In the candle to
night," she pointed to the guttering
wick.
"I wlnht there was I wlsht to heaven
there was, and 'twere for me," said the
man, bowing his head until the wisps
of soft gray hair fell over his troubled
face.
"Good night, David."
The pitiful note of supplication In
her voice did not fall unheeded on his
ear.
"Why, Rachel, I most forgot good
night, mother."
"He called me mother!" said Rachel
to herself, when she had reached their
room, and, setting the candle on the lit
tle stand, she sank on her knees by the
bed.
"God have mercy," she prayed, "and
lay not this sin at our doors!"
Then she lay down, removing only
her tshoes. as If to be ready for any
emergency, but she did not, could not,
sleep. The pillow next to her was
empty for the flrHt time.
She closed her eyes and listened to
in occasional movement below a groan
words of supplication cries for de
liverance from the awful thraldom of
thin grief. She could not see the ten
der, plaintive lines of that dear old
face softening Into tears or hardening
Into the rigid lines of duty. She slipped
from the bed and felt her way down the
familiar stairs.
"Husband!" she called; "are you
sleeping?"
"No, mother."
Again the most beautiful word In the
English language smote her ear like a
blow.
"David, haven't all the blessed years
that Ere gone meant something? Isn't
our love worth more than a bit of white
paper?"
"Hush, woman! Tempt me not to
break tho laws of God and man know
ingly; It la enough that we have sinned
through Ignorance. Oh, God!" he lift
ed bis voice In Inspired supplication like
tho prophets of old "If Thou canst
forgive, It Is not for man to blame!"
Kachel took advantage of this mo
ment of apparent softening and kneel
ing by hlin laid her bead on his shoul
der. "David, let me stay with yon?"
"Go back to your room, Rachel; we
much each bear this cross alone."
"May I kiss you, dear?"
"No, i;o, woman! Who knows that It
ro!ght not be a win? I'ntll we can see
our viy rlear out of this dark shadow,
we must live apart us strangers."
"There Is n way, David, to set It
right."
"And to coorss our sin to the world!"
"That Is yonr pride, David."
"Just so, woman. My pride la a life
of Integrity, and It's had a tore fall. I
bad much to lose."
"While I have only you. God help
me! I have forgot the Creator more
than the creature. My punishment has
cornel"
lie heard her crying as she went
way In the darkness, but oald no word
to comfort or recall her. She could Dot
know that hla grief was equal to her.
But It bad that granite fibre which
gives a man ftpurage to die at the stake
for his principles, and Inspire a 0"g
ged resolution to suffer found ofleu l
weak ua lures, aud sometimes called
obstinacy In the minor events of life
It was the first call to martyrdom thai
David had heard, and It excluded al
ol'jiT Voices.
I. ut Rachel she could never be sun
that she had fallen asleep and dream
ed it thought that her husband cami
and Iteut over her, that a tear fell on hel
forehead, and that he patted her graj:
hair with a loving touch. j
The next morning repealed the an
puish of the preceding day and night
Suddenly Rachel asked:
"Have you thought of the children
David; what it means to them?" i
"Aye, woman, and a sore thought I
has been. Whether or no to tell then:
of their parents' rdn, beset me like 1
machination of tb evil one. Hut 1
put it away. God gave me strength foi
that. And this day I will consider it
what way lo acquaint thorn with theii
misfortune."
Another blow for the loving heart o!
Rachel. Her boy, living with his littli
family far distant, had his mother'i j
sensitive nature; the trouble might kil j
him. I
The girl, Drtisilla, was like her farh
er; martyrdom would be a crown. It
her stern renunciation she might nevei
see either of them again.
As the day w ore on there was inncl !
to bo done. God's broken law must b j
patched up by one of his commissioner!
the minister could help them out of
their present diliictilty, but for the pas;
not all the tears of all the angels conk
make that whole aud clean again.
These two who for rorty years ha(
believed themselves man and wife
whom no mnu had pot asunder wen
to be married again.
It all came about through a lawyer'i
letter disputing their title jointly hek
to property owned In a distant Statu
and requesting them to forward a copj
of their marriage certificate, and prov
the validity of their claim.
Once In a hundred years such a cast
happens, but that It should have comr
to those God-fearing, law-abiding, In
offensive people who were as slmph
and innocent as children, seemed unac
countable. David took the matter
heart as a personal sin.
Their minister was accustomed to al
sorts of sinners, but that any two peo
pie, as simple and guileless as those twe
babes In the woods, had gone througl
life as law-breakers puzzled him great
ly.
He would have laughed, but the aw
ful earnestness of this domestic tragedj
struck him with tragic force. When In
saw Rachel In her bridal finery of for j
ty years ago, the little old man In tht
coat that hud been laid away for lilt
burial, both trembling with an excesi
of emotion, he felt Impelled to savt
them from themselves.
"We have a heap of trouble, sir,'
David began simply, and without anj
circumlocution he told his story, whict
Rachel accentuated with her tears
They had never missed the certificate
it hnd not been given to them by tht
minister who married them in the old
home, back east, and the lawyer's firsi
letter acquainted them with the omls
slon.
"We can see now that It should nevei
have happened, but we didn't reallj
sense It till the lawyer man wrote again
and told us wo were not married until
we could prove It by witnesses or cer
tillcate!" And David wiped his flushed
face with his wedding handkerchief.
A small folded paper fell from lit
folds, which the minister picked uf
mechanically and passed to Rachel. It
was yellow and creased, but when sh
unfolded It she gave a great cry!
"Husband! It's the certificate! Yon;
hnd It all the time and never knew it
Thank God!"
"I thought. It was a receipt for tht
fee I gave him honest I did, wife, and
ain't ever looked at It since that day,
It's the hand of Providence that's glv
It back. And we're married and hav
been all those years? That's the bless
edest piece of paper I've seen In mj
life, and there ain't enough money it
these Tnlted States to buy It."
"We'll frame it and hang It where w
can see it every day," suggested Ra
chel. "Hooray!" cried tho little old bride
groom, out of whose face all lines had
escaped, except those of love and ten
derness, "I must kiss the bride!"
And as the minister turned. his back
on the scene, he pondered long on th
text, "The meek shall Inherit the earth.
Detroit Free Tress.
He Know Enough.
The, esteem in which the sailor's call
ing Is held In Massachusetts coaal
towns Is Indicated by a true story thai
comes from Oay Head, a primitive com
munlty on the Island of Martha's Vine
yard. A teacher was wanted at the village,
and a sailor, with Indian blood In hl
veins, applied to the town committor
fur the position. lie had to pass an ex
amination by the committee, and trem
bled at the ordeal, being sadly unlearn
ed In book lore.
The chairman began the examination.
"Mr. ; what Is the shape of th
earth?"
"It Is round, sir," the candidate an
swered.
"Mow do you know?"
"Because I have sailed around 11
three times."
"That will do, sir!"
He received his "certificate" as 1
teacher without another question be
ing asked.
Injurious Weed.
In some of the schools of Germany
the pupils acquire a knowledge of th
weeds which Injure vegetable. Th
weeds are pictured on wall map in
natural color.
Female barbers are not having mod
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because the dislike to be cut by lad,
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K'tipe. for Giegr r Ale.
Four lemons sliced, a tablespoonful
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Country Gentleman.
I'rltitfrd Copy l'rererreci.
Mrs. Twin. For heaven's sake, Ed
ward, do tell Maria to take those chil
dren out for a walk and leave me in
quiet to read.
Mr. Twinz Certainly, my dear, cer
tainly. What, is your book?
Mrs. Twinz "The Heavenly Twins."
Tt.ey are too amusing for anything
Judge.
Where She Mlglit Kind It.
"Is this the smoking car?" anxiously
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roung man standing on the steps of
the car; "you'll find the smoker on two
tars ahead." Puck.
The new color combinations of the
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ieedingly artistic and beautiful. Many
f these popular silks are combined
ivith mohair veiling or soft wool crepon
with charming results.
A correspondent wants to know
'whether soda water Is a better drink
;han Ice water in summer?" "Well,
we should wink! Chicago Dispath.
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Father-in-law Do you save any
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