The Sioux County journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1888-1899, August 29, 1895, Image 3
A SERIOUS AFFAIR. i IT lit always au Inscrutable mystery to everybody why other penult quarrel. Kor our own little argu ments there In always, of course, good, sound and suflicleut reason; for the dis putes of other folks the excuse appears ever absurdly Inadequate. Why, for Instance, young (Jrelg and Miss Elsie Norniau, both returning from India on the Bengal, should break off with amaz ing suddenness their engagement Just as the Bengal was Hearing the Hay of Biscay It was not easy to see. But they did. "And I suppose," said young (irelg, with a face that looked less hrouzed than usual, "that nothing I etui say will alter your decision? Your mind Is quite made up?" "It always Is," declared Miss Nor man. She held tightly to the brass rail and looked away at the spot In the distance which represented Spain. It Is best when quarreling with anyone you have cared for not to look at that person's eyes. "I particularly wish that, for the time that we shall have to travel together, we shall see as little of each other as possible. We can easily say 'good-by' at Plymouth." "It will not be easy for me," said Henry !relg. "I am not used to saying good by to anyone that I that I have "You should tie glad of a new experi ence, Mr. Grelg, It'a a precious tiling nowadays." You're not yourself this morning, Elsie." "I wish I were not!" she exclaimed, with a sudden change of manner. "If I were some one else I wouldn't be so un happy. Here Is Mrs. Henton. She mustn't see my eyes. This Is the last time we shall speak to each other. Good by : "But, I say. Isn't there some means Elsie Norman held out her hand. Grieg pressed It and she turned and went below. Mrs. Kenton sunk into her deck-chHlr carefully, as stout ladles do, and seemed gratified when the deck chair only crenked complalnlngly and did not give way. "Mr. Grelg, pray come here at once. Miss Norman monopolizes your time to such an extent that we poor women see nothing of you. Sit down here at once and tell me all about yourself." "It Is an uninteresting subject," snld Grelg, pulling nnotlier deck chair to the side of Mrs. Kenton. "Tell me a secret, then. I'm exceed ingly fond of secrets. When are you going to marry Miss Norman?" "Never." "Never? Of course you're both young, but that seems a long time to wait, doesn't it? Mr. Van Straaten snld " "Van Struaten Is an old fool of the kind they make In Germany. I shall have to ask Van Straaten not to Inter fere with my affairs." "Ills servant Hans Is a queer youth. He looks after the diamond samples, I suppose." "I haven't seen Hans. But Van Strnateii Is the sort of old nuisance that ought to bo labeled, like some of the luggage, "Not wanted on voyage.' " "He always speaks very highly of Miss Norman," remarked Mrs. Ben ton, thoughtfully. "Why shoudn't he?" "Precisely. She is very charming, no doubt. But she should remember that she Is only a girl after all," "That fact has not escaped .notice, Mrs. Kenton." Mrs. Kenton looked complacently down the undulating scene that her plump figure furnished, and lifted first one small foot and then the other from under the hem of her yellow skirt The number apjieared to be correct, for Mrs. Kenton, having mentally audited them, sighed with satisfaction. "There Is such a thing," said the widow, confidentially, "as common sen sc." "I know Cheap en n de-cologne and "No, no. Sense'. 8-e-u-s-e." "I wonder where, Mrs. Kenton?" "It Is not for me to tell you where," answered Mrs. Fteutou, modestly; "all than I can say Is that you don't And It with young girl. At the age of, say 30, some) lines, now, you find a girl or, perhaps, I should say a woman, ad mirably fitted to be a companion (or a sensible man." "The popular prejudice," remarked Grelg, "Is nevertheless, oddly enough, In favor of girls ot 20, sometime." He looked up. "What Id the world la tba matter with ' an Straaten T" Tba old Oermao, with hla plnoe-ne awry p'.ocblng to end of hla no, waa mbIdc icltdly up the gangway. I I If.-,- in' S3 X "Vere Is the captain?" he screamed. "I insist. Priug me all at once the cap tain." The captain of the Bengal hurried up. In a few words of mangled English Mr. Van Struaten explained. A group of Interested passengers stood around. "1 talk to Miss Norman for leedle time." cried Mr. Van Straaten. "I go then to my gabln; I find there my pre cious diamonds vanished." "They can't have gone far, sir," said the captain. "They have no need to go at all. Eight thousand bounds' vorth all gone. 1 must know how queekly who has stole them nlretty." "Any suspicion?'' asked the captain. "I am not so sure. I am not so sure." "Any person on board see them?" "Von person only. Mr. Grelg, If you please, come here. I stiow you my pre cious diamonds, ain't It, two days after we leave Calcutta?" "Thut's so," said Grelg, cheerfully. "And very magnificent diamonds they were. I rememlier telling you that 1 wished one or two were mine, so that I might give them to " He stopped. "I suppose we shall have to search the cabins," said the captain of the Ben gal. "It's a fearful nuisance, ladles and gentleman; but it can't be helped. May we begin with yours, Mr. Grelg?" "I really don't know," protested Grelg, "why I should have my cabin up set and turned out Just because " "1 desire that Mr. Grelg's cabin should be searched." said Mr. Van Straaten, Insistently. "That settles It, then," said Henry Grelg. carelessly. "Fire away. I'll come down with you." The crowd went below and stood In the corner while the examination was progressing. Elsie Norman, hearing the noise, left her aunt, and. rather red at eyes, came forward. The captain, Mr. Van Straaten, the chief steward and Henry Grelg reapsared at the door of the cabin. The old German bore a leather case very carefully In his arms. "The diamonds have been found," an nounced the captain of tlie Bengal, se riously. "We shall not have to trouble you, ladles and gentleman." They were only ordinary folks, rath er bored by the tedlousness of the Jour ney from Calcutta, and they could not help showing a certain relish over the diversion. "Most painful affair, really." "Case found under the pillow In the berth." "Seemed such an honest fellow, too." "My dear," said Mrs. Kenton, bitter ly, "It don't do to trust any one nowa days. You never know who's who." "But you'd think really on a P. and O. steamship " "I'm sorry for that poor Miss Nor man. She was engaged to him, you know." "Oh, that's broken off quite definitely. I heard her tell the old German so. The old fellow asked her what was the mut ter, and she told him. He was a part ner of her father's, you know, and he seemed much concerned about It. You see, dear, I wasn't exactly listening, but " "But you heard, dear that's the main point Come Into my cabin and see my new serge dress." They went aft, leaving Grelg at the door of his cabin. He was holding the sides to prevent himself from fulling. Other passengers went past his cabin, keeping carefully to the other side of the narrow corridor. None of them spoke to him, but thry all spoke to each other. "What does this mean?" cried Henry Grelg. "Do they suspect me of " "Harry!" A soft, white hand on his arm, with a kindly pressure. He turned and seiz ed It gladly. "Elsie! Aren't you, too going to fol low them?" "Tell me first what It all means." It did not take him long to put that girl luto possession of the facts. Her face flamed red with indignation. "And they dare to think that you would do a thing like that?" "Well," said Grelg, uneasily, "they found the things there, yon see. It's circumstantial evidence of rather an awkward kind. But I needn't tell yon, Mlsa Norman " -My name la still Elsie." "My dear girl. I needn't tell you that I abouldn't dream of taking poor old Van Btraaten'a diamonds, nor anybody el'." "I'm quit aura of that, Harry. I muat m him about It" One replnned ber etraw hat with a decided air. "We two must stand tog el her now, whatever happens." "Elsie, hadn't you better let me fight It outgone? The iruth Is nearly sure to come out sooner or later, and " "In the meantime, dear, you will have to forget our stupid quarrel of this morning. I was quite wrong." "So was I," said Grelg. promptly. A man has no business to kiss a girl as she-Is ascending the gangway of a P. and O. steamship. It has been done, no doubt, du more than one occasion, but It Is nearly always an act to be con demned by right thinking people who have not had the chance of committing the crime. Nevertheless, If It is at any time to be pardoned, it was in the In stance at present in question. "But." Siiid the astonished Mrs. Ken ton to her companion, "I thought you j said, my dear, that their engagement was ail off." "She certainly said so. Why should she be so affectionate with him now, after tills scandalous affair, goodness only knows." "Ah, my dear! Girls are queer crea tures." There were a few hours of mixed feel ings for Mr. (irelg of the Eastern bank. It was terrible to feel this suspicion hanging over him, to watch the looks cast at him by the passengers, to ob serve Mr. Van Straateu's almost comic appearance of Injury. On the other hand. It was delightful to feel that close to him in this time of stress, as lie sat on deck or strolled up and down, was a cheerful young jierson in her very best spirits. The bay meanwhile sym pathetically behaved In a manner quite exemplary. "1 am astonished, my tear," said Mr. Van Straaten, severely, "that you should le friently with Mr. Grelg after what has hahheued alretty. I strongly advise you to glf him up. You told me you had decided " "I've changed my mind," slie said definitely. "Women folks are not good at a lot of things, but we do know how to change our minds." Mr. Van Straaten lifted his hat and turned away. The old gentleman, when he was a few pnees off, seemed agitat edso much so thot he had to pat his eyes gently with his scarlet bandker chlew. He called to one of the sailors: "Dell my man Hans to come up In stantly." Much commotion after the appear ance of the stolid-faced Hans. A rush toward that part of the ship by all the passengers on deck. Swift talking in German. Considerable temper on the part of Vau Straaten; penitent words from Hans. "Mr, irelg," cried the old German, "come here directly. And Miss Nor man. Listen to this horreeble man of mine. I haf lost also my hatbox. I ask him where It Is, and he replies that he think he plat It by mistake In Mr. Grelg's gabln. Is it not go, Hans?" Sorrowful acknowledgment from the profusely penitent Hans. Mr. Van Struaten raised his voice: "Then I say to him: 'Is it possible that you gardens schoundrel you plac ed also by mistake the diamond box In Mr. Greig's gubin?' And he say, Yes.' " Quite a noisy cheering from the as sembled passengers. A pressing for ward to congratulate Grelg. He, de lighted tieyouud question, turned to El sie Norman: "You don't regret being counsel for my defense, young Portia?" "You are Just the client I like." "And respecting this morning?" "Sir! I do not respect this morning. Let's look forward." . They walked forward. "Dot was a good tl tick of mine," said Mr. Van Struaten, as he watched them. He wiped his glasses carefully. "1 knew It would answer. I was once, a long time ago, in love nilncself." St James Budget. Ileyond Ills Means. The Chicago Herald tells an amusing bit of experience which one of that city's benevolent men hud with a beg gar. The gentleman has a regular stuff of "visitors," to whom he gives alms according to their needs and ills ability. There is one old fellow whose calls are as punctual as the sun. on a recent occasion this man accost ed Mr. G. as usual, and received from him a half-dollar. The beggar took If, thanked the don or, and turned toward the door. Be fore reaching It, however, he seemed to lie considering a mutter very seriously, lie hesitated, stopped, and then turned to Mr. G. again, saying, "Excuse me, sir, I would like to ask you a ques tion." i "Well, what Is it?" ask.nl Mr. G. "It Is tills. Every month for years past you have given me a dollar, but to-day I come, and you give me only fifty cents. How Is that?" "Well, I'll tell you," said Mr. G smil ing good-humoredly. "I have had some unusually heavy expenses this month. My eldest daughter got married, and the outlay for her trousseau, etc., has compelled me to retrench In every di rection." "Ah, yes, I see," said the beggar. "But, Mr. (1., I really can't afford to contribute toward your daughter's wed ding expenses." Hiience Versus Custom. In Hungary, where it is the custom for school children to kiss the hand of their teachers on coming and going, the Board of Education has forbidden the practice for the future. Their decision la based on a declaration of the Sani tary Council to the effect that kissing la a dangerous proceeding always, from a sanitary point of view, and should not be practiced miles abso lutely necessary, aa It la a certain meana of carrying Infection, especial ly In tba case of amall children. No on laugba harder at a poker Joka than the roan who wanta the bystand er to better that be ndentanda U. CHAPTER XII. (Continued.! Marsden had bruced himself up for a stormy interview with his sister. After carefully reviewing his position, anil assuring himself there was no flaw in his armor, that the accounts nf his trusteeship were in perfect order, lie de termined to announce liis intended mar riage to the world. The first person to be informed was Lady Dorrington. That done, there was nothing more to fesr. He did not reach ("bed worth till just in time to dress for dinner. There were one or two country neighbors to share tliut repast, and the conversation Lady Dor rington wished to have with lier brothe. was postponed till the next morning. Marsden observed that his sister looked very grave and sirteutous; but that in no way damped his spirits or lessened his efforts to amuse and interest his sister's guests, which were peculiarly successful. He listened with lively attention to the details Lady Dorrington poured forth re specting Mrs. Kuthveu's sufferings and tedious recovery. She feared that the s)or invalid would scarcely be able to see him. Marsden begged he might not he asked to do anything not quite agreeable to her. "It is no question of what is agreeable," said Lady Dorrington severely. "It is ot what will be safest for Mrs. Uutbven. You cannot imagine the weakness to which she is reduced. Any relapse now would be fatal. She is anxious to go aw ay to the south of Prance, or the Kiviera, but 1 trust she will not go alone." "No; she had much better get some pleasant companion. You will find her one, I dare say. Y'ou always have such a supply of admirable persons on hand fitted to fill every possible position." Lady Dorrington darted an angry, warning glance at her brother, and ad dressed him no more that evening. When breakfast was over next morn ing as the frost was too hard for hunting, Marsden sauntered into the billiard room, and was knocking the billiard balls alsiut by himself, when the Inevitable message reached bim: "My lady would he glad to see you, sir, in the boudoir." "I have been waiting for you this half hour, Clifford." "So sorry; 1 did not like to intrude on you till you sent for me." he returned, coming up to the fireplace, and leaning easily against the mantelpiece. "Do you know you are looking wonderfully well. In spite of your nursing worries.' "My looks are of small consequence," snld Lady Dorrington, sternly. "I want some serious conversation with you, Clif ford; your conduct is very unaccountable and unfeeling. What, may I ask, is your motive for staying in town all this time?" "Oil, because because I like it." "There is something more than that or rather there is some strong attraction which I do not understand, to keep you in Ixindon! Pray, has it anything to do with Mrs. L' Est range and Nora?" "They are very agreeable relatives and I see a good deal of them," returned Mars den, in a lazy, indifferent way, most irri tating to his sister. "Why, Clifford, you surely would not be so unprincipled as to delude Nora, your own cousin, with the notion that you are in love with her, and you could not lie so insane as to think of marrying lier? I shall certainly warn Mrs. L'Estrango against yon; you are too regardless of everything except your own amusement." "In this case I have thought more of my own happiness." "What do you mean?" in a tone of alarm. "Do you mean to say you have taken one of your wild fancies to poor, dear Nora?" "I do; and what is more, I have per Hpinled 'poor, dear Nora' to take me for better, for worse." "Good God!" cried Lady Dorrington. She sat a moment staring at him in si lence, as if dazed. Marsden was quite un moved. "Clifford," gasped Lady Dorring ton t last, "your conduct is most dishon orable toward Mrs. Huthven." "I low do you make that out?" "When she was at Evesleigh, every one thought, judging from your manner your attentions that you were enguged." "Then every one was mistaken." "I, myself, believed that you were de termined to marry Mrs. Huthven." "Why? because I flirted with her? Don't you understand she is the sort of woman to whom the end and aim of ex istence is to flirt? She would not thank yon for friendship, however true; for service, however kindly, if you did not offer her the homage of overt flirtation. I never intended to marry Mrs. Huthven." "Then you have behaved abominably, and just think of your own Interests. Nora L'Estrange has nothing, or next to noth ing." "She has all I want." "She has nothing you really want; she is a mere distant relative, a nobody; be fore six months are over, you will be sick of lier, and wonder what madness induced you to tie yourself to her." "I think the madness will Inst a couple of years," put In Marsden In a low tone, but his sister did not heed him. "Do be advised by me. Clifford! Break off with Nora L'Estrange; she cannot care much about you in so short a time; she is reasonable and unselfish; she would not like to condemn you and herself to the horrible fate of becoming pauper gentry. I protest you drive nie to my wit's end; you will disgrace yourself whatever you do. 1 assure you you have contrived to impress Mrs. Huthven with a conviction that you Intended to marry her." "I cannot help her being highly Imag inative, can 1?" asked Clifford, quite un moved. "1 never said, and certainly never wrote, anything approaching a proposal. Now I have asked Nora to be my wU'e, and, after some prudent hesitation, the Iim consented. I cannot back on) of that." "Hesitation! Good hearenal" ejaculat ed Lady Dorrington. "Aa to poverty, well, we ahall not starve. I have almost come to an arrangement to t -,-esleigh. with the shooting, etc., fur six liiindnd per annum: that will help keep the wolf from the door, eh, sister iii.-ne? Then, after a few years' wander ing in pleasant places I shall return a free ii. an. and hold high revels in the hall of my fathers." "l-et Evesleigh!" said Lady Dorrington, aghast, as if that was the lowest depth. "cs! Nora quite approves," continued Marsden, serenely. "She is prudent, and very resolute for so youthful and charm ing a wood nymph. She will reform me, and my estate, depend upon it." 'And what what am I to say to Mrs. Kutliieu?" cried Lady Dorrington. press ing her large, white hands together. "Whatever occurs to you," said Mars den politely. "Only that you require no hints from me. I would suggest your telling the simple fact as a mutter of ordi nary gossip." "How can you be so unfeeling, so shameless?" exiiuimed his sister, her eyes sparkling with indignation. "I would not answer for the consequences, were she tulil too suddenly of your treachery. I dare not face her with the knowledge of your base desertion in my heart. Do you know that she is worth two hundred thousand pounds, if not more?" "Two hundred thousand!" repeated Marsden, slowly. "What a delightful rhythm there is in those words. Y'es, niy dear sister, no one knows better than my self her financial position. She is not quite so rich as that, but, I confess, I wish lier fortune was Nora's; still I dare say we shall manage an immense amount of enjoyment without it." "Clifford!" exclaimed Lady Dorrington, rising in her wrath, "you have not the nnlinary gentleman's sense of honor, you have not the faintest regard for duty or justice, you are a slave to the grossest selfishness, regardless of everything ex cept your own pleasure and self-indulgence; you are weak beyond what I should have expected, for you must have yielded against your better judgment to Nora's wiles, for I never will believe that she did not try to attract you." Marsden laughed. "You can take w hat view you like of the matter," he said, watching her with quiet eyes. "Dorrington will be disgusted with you, and I quite give you up. As to Nora ai5d Mrs. L'Estrange, I never wish to see them again. I did believe they were well-bred gentlewomen." io weu-ored gentlewomen never scheme?" asked Marsden innocently. "If you had any honorable instincts, I would hope to move you," continued Lady Dorrington. "As it is, I give you up, and I beg you will leave my house, where you will never again be a welcome guest." "Very well," looking at his watch "There is a train at three-thirty, which will suit me. I will have luncheon and bid you very heartily farewell, Lady Dorrington took up some letters that lay on the table before her, darted nn angry, scornful look at her brother, and left the room without further speech. Marsden's face grew graver and softer when he was alone. "A man can't help his nature, I sup pose?" he muttered to himself. "I cannot look on the cant and shibboleths of so ciety as constraining truths, and I am certainly a better man than most of my fellows. How I hate unpleasant faces! The worst of this storm in a teacup is, that Isabel will not do the civil to Nora, and Nora will worry herself about it. At any rate I have her promise, and I feel I can trust her." He rose, drew the writing materials to him, and quickly traced these words: "Dear Mrs. Huthven: May I hope to see you for a few moments, as I am obliged to return to town Immediately. I should like to see with my own eyes how you are, and shall be most, discreet." To this, a verbal answer was returned. "Mrs. Huthven's compliments. She was sorry -she did not feel equal to see any one, but would write when able." "Is luncheon ready?" asked Marsden, when the footman hud delivered this mes sage. 1 "Not yet, sir. It will not be ready for quite half nn hour." "Then you must give nie something to eat tirst and tell them to bring round a trap. I want to catch the three-thirty up train at Rockingham. Send uiy man to tne." Lady Dorrington was in Mrs. Huthven's room, nnd Lord Dorrington had gone down to the Home Farm,, when Marsden set forth. So he left without leave-taking, save from the stately butler and his satel lite footman, with whom the easy-going, open-handed, affable squire was a prime favorite. "Taut miex," Baid Marsden to himself, as he gathered up the reins and drove off sharply. "I wonder if Mrs. Huthven scents the battle from afar? Her mes sage sounded warlike." CHAPTER XIII. It was more than an hour before Lady Dorrington felt sufliciently recovered from the excitement of her interview with her brother to present herself in the invalid's chamber. Lord Dorrington, whom she had sought as the only possible recipient of her indignant complaints, was out, and his whereabouts uncertain. She felt dreadfully uncertain how to act. She was afraid to break the news of his engage ment to the deserted widow, lest it might produce a fatal effect, yet she felt i: in cumbent on her to enlighten Mrs. Huth ven as to 1lie true state of affairs. When, at Inst, Lady Dorrington entered the sitting room into which Mrs. Hutliven had been moved for a few hours rtaily since her strength could benr it, she found that lady writing on a movable desk at tached to the arm of her easy chair. She was very white, and looked already wenry; a lace cap, with pale pink ribbons. covered her hair, which had been cut short, and a white cashmere wrapper, trimmed with cream lace over pink, hung loosely on her attenuated figure. "My dear," exclaimed Lady Dorring tou, "you are not surely trying to write?" "I really am," a smile parting her pale lips. "Only a few linea, for I am certainly trouger. Do not fear any Imprudence: I am too anxlona to get well. I should like to set Sir Harley Portman again; he will tell me when I can more. I begin to bo ?err anxlona to deliver yon from the long -endured incabna of a etck tneet," "Pe'i'Ve me, we out) csre to see Jfft I well. There is not tile slightest ned to I hurry away," "I know Jon are nil goodness, but there , lire in liters to be attended to that no one c::n do for me. 1 have been scribbling a j few lines to my lawyer. Will you writ for me to Sir Ii.-rleyV" "Certainly. But you know when he 1 iv as here Inst he said " i "Yes, yes, that I could uot move for J three weeks. But one lias passed, and if he sees what progress I have made 1 am ; sure he will let me go on Wednesday or Thursday next. Wherever I go ultimate ly, I must take London on the way." "All I beg, dear Mrs. Huthven. is that you w ill not hasten your departure on our account. You know we are to spend our Christmas with Aunt llininster, so (here will be no party here! I am sure you are not equal to write, you look so weary." Mrs. Huthven lay back in her chair, and let her ninid unfasten and remove the ditik. When they were alone she said, a she lay back, her eyes dosed, her figure very still: "I had a message from Mr. Marsden just now." "Indeed!" cried Lady Dorrington, feel ing exceedingly uncomfortable. "He had no business to disturb you." "He did not disturb nie. I would not be disturbed. He asked to see me." There was n silence of nearly two minutes, while Lady Dorrington sought in vain for some wise tun cautious words with which lo reply before she found thi in. Mrs. Ktith veu resinned very languidly, but opening her eyes and settling them on her hostess; "I suppose he wished to announce his en gagement to Miss L'Estrange, if it is true. Is it true. Lady Dorrington?" What a question! What would she not have given to be able to deny the fact with scorn and indignation? As it was, ought she not to be thankful the ice was broken? "Why, my dear Mrs. Huthven. who in the world told you?" "Some one mentioned it in one of the letters I have been reading." "Shirley," thought Lady Dorrington. "Viper!" "But is it true?" persisted Mrs. Huth ven. "Oh! I don't know what to think; I ain afraid there is something in it. Indeed, I have been infinitely annoyed." Lady Dor rington paused abruptly, feeling inex pressibly awkward. "You are not inclined for this marriage, then?" said Mrs. Huthven, a peculiar and not very amiable smile passing over her face. "Inclined for it! Why, It is the bitterest disapiKjintment to me! You must know that, my dear Mrs. Huthven!" "Ah! Miss L'Estrange has but a small fortune, and it will take more than an ordinary one to put your brother's affairs in order." "Besides that," cried Lady Dorrington. "there are other considerations! Nora L'Estrange is quite unlit to be Clifford's wife. He will tire of her in six months." "That is very probable. He is not wise." "And he actually talks of letting Eves leigh on a lease for years, and sinking into a continentalized dilettant English man." Mrs. Huthven compressed her lips, and her pale cheeks flushed as she answered in a low, clear tone: "Your brother is changeable and im pulsive. After all, it is quite probable the marriage may never take place." "He appears to have committed himself fully," said Lady Dorrington, who, now that the ice was broken, found it a relief to talk on this vexatious subject. Mrs. Huthven was silent, leaning her elbows on the arms of her chair, nnd pressing her finger tips togeth, while her face, w hich had grown deadly white again, expressed cold, implacable displeasure. (To be continued.) ROUGH ON THE CYCLIST. How a Practical Joker Made a Mesa of Trouble. An elaborate practical joke has been played on a Belgian cyclist. While taking his tisuiil afternoon tide along the central boulevard of Brussels he entered one of the cafes for some re freshments, leaving his machine against a lamppost. A joker seated outside on a terrace pinned his trousers in the orthodox cyclist's style, as if he were a genuine bicyclist, mid taking hold of the- ma clime ns if lie hail just dismounted, hailed one of those long wliite-bloused street commissioners to be met with at nearly every street corner in Brussels. "My man, just you look well after my bicycle, and see that no one takes It (luring my absence, for there are so many bicycle thieves about the city you cannot be too careful, so keep a sharp lookout, and here's a franc for your trouble." The joker then crossed the road, tak ing up his post at a cafe opposite to enjoy the result of the franc's invest ment Out came the unsuspecting vic tim, and, taking the machine, was about to start. "Hold, there, old chappie, we know your measure, so off with you," Baid the white-bloused one, at the same time gently forcing the astonished cyclist back. At first he thought the man was drunk, and expostulated quietly with him, but all to no purpose, the trtticy guardian simply replying that "li knew what lie was about." Finding persuasion useless, Mr. X lost his temper, and the discussion soon grew to angry menaces on both sides. Meanwhile a large crowd had assem bled, highly aunised at the prospectw of a pugilistic encounter. The nppenr nnce of a policeman put a stop to any fighting, and he took both the belliger ents to the station, escorted by an Im mense crowd of spectators. The unfortunate bicyclist soon recol lected that he had In his pocket his license on which waa recorded the num ber of hla machine. In consideration of this testimony the machine wan handed over to the rightful owner. The movement of air commonly call ed wind are due to the beat of the eun. 1 be warm air, being lighter, rise, and the colder air flows In to take It place. Thla principle I beautifully Illustrated at the seashore In rammer, where the dally eea brew are dn to the air orer the heated land being dlaplaced by current of eeoler air froai tae eea,