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' .... i . comi'Lktkly I'.mialvzkm ' PHYSICIANS ARE ASTOUNDED BY A PECULIAR CASE. a. Young Man Mrit kn Kith I.amlry'a l'atul)i and Yet Hcrovtrn (tnn Iht 7 ' i'ii ' 7 'in. f t.) Klrii kfii with I-amlr.. 's rui-,,h-i g ,i Vt mril. Ttmf nn-mis t.ut luti.- i f ilic iterate layman. iui it im-Mis ,1 nor .1. ;i. to 8 I'l1.'1 i' 1Bn S; h is the cx. f (I. i;. 1 ulhu,o. , ii.v a I - mi ,,f MliMn, N. J. mimI rare p; i .i-t-.-.v it IH 'V,s, it is true that I hud Pantry';. J'sr.iiyn"." niI Mr. I I: tiur ! u Mi'i-r. "nr -l.-t' ill" nest c-i.l.rited j i ! , y . 'if I-mlon w.-r- iirixinl.! i,. 'It ;ik ii' loth of March, tins Tear," In- coiit.ii !. ".vh.n J ivb.h in Sew York City, t'.iil i first Lit tin' n,i., .rlll Hl rH !!-. 1 '.(.. l it II, . .1 ,J,;1 rutty in jf "iiisr up ir. my -,,s,is n, , , j.jm Tt mf. J .IIP- 1 ll i .1 ;t !!.,!. i ;i 11, w 11, !:,(.. rmi-fl I"'- ll'-'t 1 ni'ii : lri'it'iui ,,f I.o."'i:ii!.ir t.ism, I. nt ii, t'ic i n.... ,!,.. ,. !,ir. I in' ir .i,.. ;ii. .-! ,! ,-i cr, ... i f dry I'iiI'iiIj "Hi kfi-mtiit; 1 f ( Hutu:,, i,f"the !!-.'! - fi.l-.isni ii.i in -i,t f ,r kit h ni- tiinl fn.-ioi-. I i-;iv- hi. my nri(i ,ii,l mi Aj.rii lii i .i f i ! for Lon,l.,n. iim A !l know ii i! m 'i. .ii was c.,tiM,h,.., t.nt I grew rapidly uur . am! u Satir d"T, l-nl 7th, .-venl eminent phy-i-nans ln-1'1 a i 'timillah'-n mi iny case and inform' '! ii"" that I win at di-nta'a ili.nr. laving lint three tn m (!.! to Lie, i ;j J lini;i'ril on. by (hi time completely i. aralj 'I. mj bauds mnl n being ile-nl", J cuiiil hardly whisper my wants nici -mill m.ly mvalluw !iii.R li. tli hiik irv ('f tliuai- iii'iiin'iiM ii r l..-(ih. nil ,,.. ni-iti'm Kin) !ntli wi.nlij rmlly have i-cii a clri.iiif i iMi..r. "N'.w iiiiiii- the ('art tlmt Iihh iihloiin.. lA llii' iih.vMi-ian. Hi v. Mr. Umiiiy, a (iK man vb' umii-ii mi- in my l.-Mt (i.uirit. In- -.ii-i il. tui'l me i,f ii,,. aiarrflmiH i-uri". i.l nirii!yM that Ij.i.) I,.i-n iirfuriiii'il l.y lr. 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Willinitii' I'ink I'll! (niitaiii .ill the cli-iiii-iitH iiii----:i it- to five new life Hid rii-hiK'. tn tin. IiI'mhI inn n-stori' ihattf-nnl ncrv.-x, Tln-v itrc fur h:i!p liy ill irnFL'lnt, i.r mat l.f li:i. 1- mail from tr. William' M'-iii. in t 'iui;atiy, S lir:i (ctaily. N. Y.. for ." i i nts (inr Imx, or ai icicn for ."i'l. lm-ti of ttif .Mirror, 'Hip wediah clrl who looks Into her flHs by candle light risks th loss of i-r lover. A universal mi pc nation, which has found its way even to our wn prosaic times and cm::try, for tida a hrid to hp he rslf in a mirror tfier her toilet In completed. In War iokshir and other part of rural Kn rlatid.it was long the custom to cover trt the looklnif glasses in a house of inath, leat some alTrighted mortal Ihould behold in one the pale, ahrouded corpse standing by his side. Super ultious of a less ?hfmtly character cluster around the mirror and are fa milial to uh all. To break one is every where an evil omen. 'Seven years trouble, but no want," follow fast upon inch a mishap in Yorkshire, and tu ficotland the cracking of a looking glass, like the tailing of tha doomed man's picture from the wall, is a pre sage of approachinc deth. About Hon!-. In all particular, save size, Hie Vene tian gondola, the Names biirge and the old Scandinavian VtlKing ship are very much alike. At Portsmouth, th Majestic, aister hip to the M.ignilicent, has just been launched. It holds the record lorspeed lu construction, having takeu live days less than a year to uild. The hay barges on the twins lakes, rowed by Houieu standing, and the lailboats, with tall brown sails standing: very high to catch lickle winds, are uiong the most picturesque of crafts. Alphabetically ConalilereiJ. "I dropped a ciean thousand in wheat this morniug!" groaned the man with green goggles. "I make a failure of nearly everything I undertake, and it's til because my parents didn't give me a name with a 'J' in It. Look at the men with a 'J' lu their names. They always have luck." "1 don't know about, that," said the Ban who had bis feet on the table, "but ,oa always seem like a regular 'J' on 'change." Chicago Tribune. lr, Jennie M. Taylor Is the first peraoD to go to a foreign land as a den tal missionary. She is the daughter of Methodist minister, aud is working in Africa as a missionary and dentist. CoiiMimntion kills more ropir than rifle balls II is more rtfa.i ly than any of the much drende! "ti rtrallcs. It is S itrul Ihv. gradual. In" diseaiu-. II prnrlrsii-a tht whole ixxiy. it f its In tvery drop of i blood. It nrrna to ' work only at ine lung, lint the H-r-riblp drain and waste go on all over the hody To utr con- nutaption. work on .the blood, makf It -pure, rich and wlioie- soinr. bulla up mo wasting tliMlur. put the body Inlo coiuli tlon for a fight willi the dread disease Dr. Pierce s Golden Medical Ducovrrjr 6ghl In the right way It will cure per writ, of all caar if taken during th aarly SUarca of the diaeaae. lit nrat acttaa ia ta M the atoaiach bowela. lifer awt kldatya lata good workiug order That BMbas igetia gwaal sad sagimllation kk a sal tharaVak. II auks mad, healthy . That la half thr battle. That aaakei Iht "IHarawar" aood far Ibaa who have not nuns, Dai wno are ngmer ami .than Ihry aaathl to Sr. MTEawEWSi3aE5S THE TEE-HEE CIRC f know n little u,a...-i,, I nt r.-ally, od my 1 w.tr'i, j Yon ...,M hh-,1,, r T,ii,k ili'.jH r.Hi.u ai T.- I,,-., t.,,,1. For i,., i . ;, i.. r wi. ,., kay I a i .r ii if. t J T!,; "j'', i-i oii with T. j Wit!, n -T. ..I,,, ,,, (,,., .j,,. H!-' 'j-'!'-a J r. !-r r.t-;,. A, viil, l,tiKl,i mi l fun l:i ,.)(.. l An-f, in -..'i... ii. ii,;-. J ui-.dcrrttatHl that w s i ry u I'-.it ti.oi -l. i;.w )., i,.tt..ri No m.itt.-r what I; ,- iu,i t t In r .-i,' r may n mark t,, ii,-r, tins liilli- iii;',i!.-n, -1 ... Is our.- u. ! ..r a,.Mv, r with a "T,-.- I.i h.-.- With a "Tu- In-, t.-,- Ii,., tee I'--he." If yon t.-ll fi.-r that y.uir nl:i't i just ntntl.-.l all fi,M f If you toll Iut y.in'vf. a In-.-uia, ln ami hhe mi, st ; .,t nuiki- a noisi". If yon ti ll h,.r hh, ', j.,,ir priile, Or if v.. m mi, . and It r-u!!y i- ilic sail,,- to her u far as I a ii '.-, Tor her a;i-v.er is a gigyle with a "Tt'e he-he." A '"Im. lie. ti-e-li,., tei'-lie-lie." I liny,- hiard tliis little maiden say that sin- was ery tiretl; i linvc lii-anl her ask for lotii of lhinea she v.-ry inn.-li desired; Puit to ei erytliitiL- he uttered, ir iiiiiinlile.l f.,rih or muttered, She taeki-d (hat seiim k'Io that is finite devoid of it lee Tlmt loolist, liitl,. halm of a "Tee he he," A "Ti he, lee lie, tee-tedie." I sometimes feel rjuite worried lest an elf of win, in 'I've heard Should con,,. aloiiL- mid i-hunge thU girl illtn a Tee l,,-,. Wh-n, iii ail hurts of w.-ather. With ea.-li . nil turned to a feather, She'd have i,, ii t,,. livelong day alone ujioii a t r, e. .lust , all'iii; ..in to folks helnw hi r "Tee l,e I,. :- Her -I'. e l:,., lee lie. tee l.e-!l('!" - St. Nieln la-. ('"il I 3 1 'I ll ' i I r hi WIIII.H traveling in Italy (ireuzi', the fiiui'iitpi iininter, ini't the daughter of the Duke of Di r. w ho became his pupil. When he tirst .saw Let It ia the artldt ask ed himself if the lesson would nut be for hitn, for she tvas Nature'H masterpiece. 'I'h' h-ssun proved good for them both. "(Jenlus entiies from lhe heart," (iivuxi1 hud already said to himself on niun' than one occasion, but hud never said It so truly a i.ow. He loved Letitla as an Hiigid In womnu's form; she had so much of grace, ilivlne and hilinnu. He did not Inve nhme; the souls of muster and pupil had bhioined on the samo day, like two roses in the same sunlwain. As, vet it was scarcely love that existed between theni, 1ml rat her that ini'lTalile emotion that rises like incense from the earth to tlnd. This, like all other happiness, was soon to pass away; It was hut a gbiueo. a smile, a tear, and nothing more, but do not these make up huppitiessV (ireuze felt that his love could be lint n brief dream. It was born of fully nnd must die before the chill of reason. A poor devil of a painler could but lose his time In adoring the Princess Letitia. But love's time is never lost. Now, since kings no longer wed with shep herdesses, (irelizo felt that only one wise course was open to him to leave the palace of rr, thus taking away from Letitla her love, her regrets and tears. He took refuge In solitude, seek ing to escape the image of Letitla, but tier face smiled everywhere before his eyes, like an enchantress. At the first stroke of his brush Letitla appeared by magic on his canvas; when he walked alone memory summoned the young princess to his side. One day when, perhaps to shut out from ids eyes Letltla's sweet face, he was sketch. Ing a virgin's head, the Duke of orr madp him a visit. "Are you nut coming; again to the pal ace?" he asked. "My gallery Is desert ed. My daughter put away her brushes when she lost her master. Come back! Come back! Since you went away I have enriched my collection by two heads of Titian. My uncle would like copies of them by Letitla; cnme, then, snd help her again." The next day (Ireuze returned to the palace, pale and trembling at the mere idea of meeting the young girl once more. But that day he did not see her. letltla had fallen 111 with the grler of not iteelng her master again, lie be gan alone the cojiy of Titian, on the following day, as he was dreaming be fore ids work, 1 tiilu's nuild uppr li ed him with a mysterious nlr, bidding him to follow her. (Ireuze obeyed like a child. He came Into a room darkened by heavy cur tains of damiisk. At the first glance he saw Letitla In the shadow, lying lan guidly on a couch. Although pule as death, she blushed deeply when (Ireuze entered. She offered her hand lu si lenire. He fell on his kneea to klsa It The princess grew radiant. She rained her hand and bestowed on (Jreuze a tweet look from the most beautiful eyea In the world. "Ah. fircuxe, I love you! Do not con demn me as an enthusiast. I love you, but " Bbc bowed her head anil euied to wait for a rp!j, On-nze knew no what to say. He imply kinj-ed letl tia's hand a in-uiiu lime. "Why should I not i.-l! if; I love you Put .vouV" ;reiize w as still kileiit, lost in joy. 1.4'tiua augured no good from id si ieiii-e. She withdrew her hand, ami. '. 'in'i away her head, began to weep Ai i.i;. Ui-i-u.e awoke friu hisdreaiu 'Do i love you?" he cried. "Ah, I a tiiiu! Peholdme: 1 Mm lost lu ecstasy How that I sec you again." "You love me!" she Joyfully ex claimed. Mie threw herself into his arms, am! for a second there was but a single soul. ireu,.' was the lirst to break the pe!l "Alas!" said lie, "we are but children Think of it, Letiiia. You love me? Bui' yon ate tin- daughter of the Duke ol orr. I ador,. you, but 1 nm"a pool painler w ithout fame or fortune. Ijovt morks in,, cruelly." "You do not know- what you are say ing," replied Letitia. who was still un der the charm; "I love you and will marry ymt; it is perfectly simple." "You cannot think of it. Your fath er -" "My father, my father! I am ijultf aware that he has in view for mo a hid'-otis old husliand, his everlasting Causa or, in case he should fail, that Idiotic Count Palleri, whom I have never seen. I am rich, fortunately, bv inheritance from my mother. I u'iv you my wealth, my heart, my life, all that I ha re, if you will love me forever. We will go to Franco, and there a cot tage will bo heller to ns than a palace, fli-eiie will become a Titian, aud I will be his wife; I shall be ihere to smooth his brow and to love him; I shall dwell lu his In-art. Put why do you look so sad? Do you not love me truly?" ( Ireuze allowed himself to be led: Ik forgot the claims of nobility; with 1L tltla he built the must charming castle? in Spain; but he soon i-amii to himself again. "A las!" said he. "Why ant I not a grand duke?" "What a child you are!" said Letitla. "What are those sounding titles wort hi What do you want of them?" Ami as she spoke the lovely 1 1 n linr, leaned toward her lover like a gracious fairy, took his blond head between her delicate hands, and gave him on the forehead a kiss so sweet, that it would have awakened Alain Chartler. "There!" said she, with a charming smile. "Is not that as good its any title?" put they wen; obliged to part. (Ireuze went away happy, deeply charmed, promising to come again the next. day. "To-morrow." said Letitia, "you shall not go away alone." once out of the place, however, the painter felt that the I-Men lay behind him. Farewell, enchantment! 'Ireuze becomes responsible once more; he dares not give himself up to tin; poetry of his adventure. "No," he said, "no; I will not tiring desolation to the house of this noble Duke of Orr. Letitia is blind; 1 must see for her." He gave up all his allu sions and his hopes; his love alone re mained. The next day when he came to Le titla he was pale and heart-broken; his victory hud cost him many tears. "Ah! Letitla," said he. "I am sad be cause I love you too well, because I give you up, my holiest and purest Joy. Yes terday I was mud. I listened only to my heart. To day " "Are you serious?" cried Letitla, ill most in auger. "Then you do not love tne. You have broken my heart. 5o! let me suffer alnue! I will never sec you again." And she waved him to the door. Again (Ireuze hud not. the sin-nglh to withstand so much love. He threw himself at her feet and swore to obey her like a slave. ' "Then." she said, resolutely, "let us leave at once. My fit i her is with Count Palleri; when he reiinns we shall be far away. A earring' Is at the door; I have provided for everything; 1 was t,ot afraid, like you." She drew (ireuze to the door of the chamber and cast a hist look behind her. She suddenly grew pale and ( ireuze felt her tremble. "What Is It, Letitla?' Ing her hands. "Look!" she replied, he cried, seiz growing still paler. "Lisik!" She was gazing wildly at her fathei's picture. It was one of (ireuze's por traits, and, like all his heads, It had so tender aud sweet an expression that one's heart was touched at sight of it. The duke seemed to reproach his daugh ter sadly for leaving him thus. In her heart, which throbbed violently, her father contended with her love. (Jreuze dared not speak. "I cannot go," said she; "support me and lead me back." "I. too, have no strength," he sadly replied; "one last kisa, letitia, before your father's eyes and farewell for ever." She liegan to weep, held out both hands to (ireuze, and said, In a broken voice: "I thank you; farewell." Five weeks later the Duke of Orr again entered the artist's studio. "My dear (ireuze," said he, "my daughter greatly desires you to paint her a portrait Can you come to-morrow?" The next day at the palace of Orr the painter found Count Palleri carelessly embracing Letitla, who blushed at the sight of (ireuze. "My daughter Is married," said t he duke. "Had I forgotten to tell you of It ?" The painler bowed to hide his break ing heart. He found courage to paint the por trait Twice he wan alone with the young bride. The first tltno ahe gave him a lock of her hair; the second one last kiss with a tear. When the head was finished, Greujse carried the iior tralt to tha studio to give, an he said, a last touch to tns accessories, but the next day he left Rome like a thlof, car rying with him that treasure of art aud love. (A I 0. t .,tT".i:v,.. On Cleaning The question is often asked what to do with soiled ivory, and many elabor ate directions have been put In print from time to time, but a woman who dared has discovered recently that one of the scrubbing sand soaps may ) used with Impunity. It ih.es not yellow the Ivory, nor deu-s it scratch it. It nhould lie rubbed on a tine nail imc-h and the ivory scrubbed i:s if it Won china. Brass, copper and iheir alloys should be cleaned with polishing paile in preference to silver powder. Oxi dized ornaments need only washing and hard rubbing with flannel or chamoiw. White metal is most useful, in that it requires little or no care. Sil ver powder is, of course, the best pos sible cleanser for silver. Veneiian iron work should lie oiled to keep U from rusting. Kerosene may be used with safety. A Nice IH-h. A nice luncheon dish for an early spring day is made from fresh eggs and mushrooms. Break half a dozen eggs in a saucepan, nnd beat enough thoroughly tu mix the whites and yelks. Peel a dozen large mushrooms, cut them Into small pieces, then put two ounces of butter in your chafing dish, light tlie lamp, add the mushrooms, and cook them slowly live minutes, stirring all the time. Add four table awHonfiils of stock, cover the dish, and sffotiCr five minutes longer. To sim mer, either put the hot water pan of your dish under It or moderate the heat of the alcohol stove by putting on part of the cover. Add the? eggs, season to taste with sail nnd white pepper, and stir till the time until the eggs are mif ficontly cooked to a creamy mass like scrambled eggs. Deviled Oysters. Drain and chop twenty-live nice, fat oysiers, then 'Ira in tin-in again. Put half a pint cream on to boil. Hub one rouudlr. tablespoon of butter with two of flour together and add to the cream when boiling, stir constantly un til It thickens, then add the yelks of two eggs, slightly beaten, cook a moment, take from the (ire and add a table spoon of choppl parsley, the oysters, salt and cny-ine to taste. Have the deep shells t-f the oysters washed per fectly clean fill them with this mix ture, sprinkle lightly with bread crumbs, stand them in n linking pun nnd brown in a very quick oven. Serve In the shells garnished with parsley. Avoid long cooking as It makes them hard and dry. , Lovely Potato Holla. Two even cups of strained white po tatoes, a scant half cup sugar, half a cup of lard, two eggs and one tea cup of yeast. Heat potatoes and sugar to gether, add the well-beaten eggs and lard, a little salt, and the yeast, then add flour enough for a stiff batter and let rise over night. Add flour enough for a soft dough; rise again, then roll out and cut vvilh a iike cutter, put them In greased puns, let. stand awhile, then hake, Rightly made and baked they are delicious. Corn I'liiUlirtK. Drain the Ihpior from a can of com and chop the kernels very tine. Hub together a tablespoon 'if butter nnd sugar, beat up one egg, mix all together with the corn with iwo cups of milk and salt to taste and bake one-half hour in a good oven. Graham M nflina. To one beaten egg add a pint of new milk, a Utile salt and graham flour to make thick batter; bake in mutlin molds ',n a hot oven. Hints to Houeewivea, Paeon fat is an excellent and econom ical substitute for butter In frying oys ters or scollops. Ashes sifted fine and free from small cinders is the very best thing for clean ing steel knifes and forks. When anything has been accidentally made too salt, it can be counteracted by adding a tenspoonful of vinegar and a teaspoon ful of sugar. A dish of hot, well-cooked oatmeal, mixed with chopped dates, or figs, Is at present the form of fruit snd cereal meeting with most approval from sev eral well-known food specialists. Rub the hands with a stick of ceiery after peeling onions, and the odor will be entirely removed. Onions may tie peeled under wster without offense to 1he eyes or hands. Linseed oil is better than anything else for removing rust from a stove pipe. Rub the pipe thoroughly with lhe oil ia Unle goes a great way) and build a slow tire until it. is dry. To raise the pile on velvet," cover a hot iron with a wet cloth and, hold the velvet over the steam. Prush the vel vet quickly with a soft brush while the hot steam Is passing through it. Hang the tablecloths and linen stieets one half or t wo-thirds their length over the line, without using clothespins, un less absolutely necessary; as rough clothespins, in careless hands, w ill often ruin delicate fabrics. Have the tin Immediately replaced when It has worn off of copper utensils; and remember that copper can be eaully cleaned with turpentine and fine brick dust--polished with dry brick dust and a piece of flannel. Chamois leather, after being used, should be thoroughly rinsed, then wrong dry and placed In bags, each by Itself, In a cupboard out of the way. Tht common practice of allowing sponges and chamois leather to lie without cars Is a very wasteful one. Highest of tu in Leavcckig 1 M5$MEEMX PURE Beware of bkiua. Fruit skina carry germs and are no more inteuued for human sustanance than potato bkina, melon rinds or pea pods. The bloom of the peach is a luxuriant growth of microbes, that of grape only less so; and when these skins are taken into the stomach they find some favorable conditions for their lively und rapid deveJopetnent which cause the decay of the fruit be fore it is possible to digest it. Ttiis is the reason m;.ny persons think they cannot eat raw fruit. Ifthev would in all cabfes discard the skin they could derive only good from the fruit itself . Nature provides the skin for the pro tection of the fruit from the multitude of germs which are ey?r ready to at tack it, as is evidenced when the skin is bruised or broken in any way. The microbes at once betrin their work of decay, and the fruit is m, fit for food. Children are chief offenders in respect to this rule ar.d should be carefully watched and frequently eau'ioned. .1 daintiness as to the condi .on of fruit ibou.d also be cu tiva'.ed, to prevent its being eaten um ip ', or too oid, on the verge of decay. Jtetuember Hint it is iweet and ripe fruit, in prime !on iition only that is recommended. Farmers' Voice. How It Caino, The Contemporary Review tells an (.musing story of how a simple-minded jurats was rudely enlightened as to '.he ways of providence. A good bearted curate, who firmly believed :liat (iod was continually working miracles to enable him to help the needy, and wiio seldom had a coin in lis pocket, though he was never de void of the fire of charity in his heart, was accosted one day by a beggar prom an. lie pleaded utter lack of money, and ladly turned aside; but on the mendi-. jaiit's beseechine him to search his ockets, he hopelessly put his hand in one, and to his amazement and joy, found a tive shilling piece. "Another of God's miracles!" he ex ;laimed: and then, addressing the woman: "This coin belongs to you. Take it andgo Jn peace.'' Having told thesTory a few hours ,ater to his worldly-minded parish priest, and svggested that they should jotii go down on their knees and reu ler thanks to God, a strange, nnpleas int light suddenly broke on the mind f the shrewd pastor, wtio exclaimed in accents not suggestive of thanks riving: "Goop heavens! Are those my breeches that you've on you?" I can recommend Piso's Cure for Con miiiptioti to sufferers from Asthma. K. 0. TowNKF.Nl, Ft. Howard, Wis., May i, i!4. If your friends don't treat you right, at onions. Don't Tobacco (Spit or Smoke Tout Lift- A way Is the truthful, startling title of a book about No-To-B.ic, tin hnriulesK, giinriinti'ed toliHc-o hulilt cure that braeeH up nieotini.eil iierv'-s. cilmlnnteN ilic nicotine poison, umkes weak uieii R.iin Hlreiigtu, vlxer it n if tnan liooil. on run no jiiiysleiil or Hiihih-IhI risk, as Nft-'l'o-Hai- Is sold by I ii'iigiriHis every where, miller a Kunrintee to cure or innitiy refunded. Rook tree. Aildi'ess Sterling Remedy Co.. New York or Chicago. The old man who feels young can't iITord to act as he feel. 5T. JACOB5 OIL is tbe Perfect CURE for NEURALGIA Uf ITHOUT RE1AP5E, COLLVPSE, flSHAP? or PERHAPS- "Brevity Is the Soul of Wit." Good Wife, You Need SAPOLIO THRU All using Santa Claui soar Millions dotmisami. v 4 t 8old everywhere. Made only bjr THE N. Ka FAIR-SANK COMPANY, CHlOAOtX. ower. Lz est U. S- Gov't Xlepcrt ate ni r -. " . 3C ' -. - 1 In- Crab at ii l-'.sie-i man. The crab sometimes c.'.ches a lists, and itc itcbis it without hook aud line, it lies in wait, perhaps in tome creek, with is claws extended ia front, aui open. Perhaps a school ol ki;nes comes along, and it may be C ft a killie on the outskiits of the achoul may swim unsuspectingly along tl. rough the cieai water betw-eii the upper and lower parts of one of the motionless oprii claws of the crab. l;ii it is well within them the elaw simps suddenly together and tha' parlicur kiiiie g m no furtlie-. Cleanse Your lltooil. Cleanse the vitiated blood whenever you find its in purities bursting through your skin in the form of pimples, eruptions and sores. Cleanse it wheo you tind it. obstructed or sluggish In the veins. Cleanse it when !t is foul. Your feelings v. ill tell you when. Keep, the blood pure health of the system will surely follow. And, reiiiember, whenever your blood needs cleansing, that Hood's Sarsaparilla and only Hood's must be lhe medicine em ployed. Hood's Sarsnparilhi is the most prom inert blood pnri!ier in the world to-day for it is the best. The "new woman" is beginning to ask why the title "Mr.'' may lie given to a man whether lie is iiiinied or single, while tt'e equivalent ut.e ''.Mr.-.' can only be given to a m irrie.l woman. S ie thinks the discrimination is a badge of thralldom. Brooklyn lias originated what are known as "Cinderella bails." By be ginning their dam es at reasonable; hours they are enabled t cloie prompt ly at midnight. Jtatk of Ohio, Citv ok Toi,i-.uo,i Lucas Cocntv. f ' ' I-'kank J. Cheney makes oath that he if the senior partner of the firm of F. .1. Chk.vkv A- Co., doing hnsines:: in the City of fopldo, Count v and Sta.e aforesaid, ami that, said linn will pnv the sum of ON'K. HP NP It KM DOLLARS for i-uch and every case of CAT.Mtan that cannot be cu ed by the use of Hall's Cat.mirh Cckk. FRANK .1. C1IKNKY. Sworn to before tut and subscribed in my presence, this 0th day of December, A."D. I860. A. W. GLEASON, A'oary J'ub'.K, Hall's Catarrh Cum is taken internally and acta directly on the blood and muooii surfaces of the system. Send for testi monials free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. C-Sold by Druggists, 75c, By the authority of a decree issued by the mikado, a Japanese woman may live a singlj life; formerly, after reach ing a certain age, a husband wns se lected for her. At a bail given by the princess of Thurn and Taxis in U-.";ensburg latelv, a trained pony, with rubber shoes, was led in bearing the dancing favors in two paniers on his back. Mrs. Wiiislow's Soothinu Hvbitp for child ren teething, softens the gums, reduces inflam mathm, allays piun, euris wind colic, -.c bottle. You can do more lor yourself than :ny one else can do for you. s.ugar was unknown in Europo be fore the Christian era, and only came inlo common use in the, seventeenth) century. MAIS! ATTMITOaV