1 ' ' 4W V OMKX are always 9) being told llOW tllfj fO fV'SvS-s should helm Ve When A Nllllfl! R ,lm 1,1,1 n of ,!l8 Sif lE flJ li house comes home: they are advised to III' cheerful u n -1 well dressed, n matter how tlr-d they fi'i'l, Hint In nil way to iiinke tin? home comlngbriglit timl pleasing, put tiugthe annoyances out of sight ami present'ng to tin' view of the lord and master only the lu st side, when III real liy there lias been much to vex mid worry, and which If told to a sympa thizing husband or father would not i -iii half hi burdensome. 'J his advice Is hackneyed, mid sel dom, if ever. Is there a word said about the behavior of the self same men, whom women are supposed to please even at tin expense of their own feel ings. How many men, even though they do liild their wives looking sweet find pretty to welcome them, ever tell tlll'lli HII They take the good looks, tin- pleasant (.milt iMir(i sv us their ri mid the womanly ht and never think that it would please their life partners to have some pleasant little eompllmi n tary speecli made to them, as In th" old en ('ays before my lord, the head of tli9 house, was ipiile so sure of them. Then again woman Is told to keep herself well Informed no th;it she jiuy be able to enter into menial companion ship With her hti.-buid. Some men, perhaps, do lit Up iwid talk or keep awake long enough to read aloud a few vim piers from some trhMy-dW- ,i :s..,j novel, hut too many !in! Ii linpo.-sii.V for theui to keep awake when once the comfortable slippers and h. tinging Jack et are donned. In many families the representative evening Is the one dor lug which the husband dozes on the couch and the wife reads or sews In uu- , Otptiab'-d-ajid mnddiyilng silence. "A man will ".'-';i refutation of these Ktnteinonts that tile wage earner is tired and needs rest Crniitei that he does, then let him be Just and not expect too much from the wife, whose day Is far more wearing and vexatious than ids own. If he likes to tee his wife dressed ufi let him pay par ticular attention to the niceties of hi own toilet. If lie expects lief to be wH Informed let him prove himself to bit a companion who can talk mid help her by n pleasant Interchange of thought. It lsn t fair to demand bo much In a woman and pass over such glaring de fects In a man. A I'U'tnrcKiiiie lint. Here In more of the plcturcs'iue in millinery. It Is of a light wood tone In felt, with n curved brim studded with (et crescents, the crown being of black velvet of the beef-cater description, also studded wltli the Jet, while a bird atiinds, together with ostrich feather tips, at one side. Baby'e None, It Is quite common for children to get beans and other bard substances up the nose, and about the first thing one does on discovering them Is to poke them farther up In frantic efforts to get them out. A remedy that act like a charm at times Is to force the child's mouth open, and, coveting It mouth with your own, to blow very bard. The force will often expel the substance without other trouble. About the saf est thing to do I to take the child Im mediately to the doctor. Colorado's Woman Bolona, The Tenth General Assembly of Colo rado I gnaablng It teeth and tearing lu lu.lr In distraction. The cause of this unparliamentary behavior U the fact that the English language ha no pronouns of the common gender and that the Tenth General Assembly of Colorado ha hree women among It representative. Every sentence abound with "he or she," "hi or her," "htm or her," until the ear and brain of the representative are weary. The three women who are member of the Colorado Leglilatur are Mr. .v i in ii SKW STYt.E HAT. Carrie Holly, Mr. France Klock and Mr. Clara Creaidngham. They are aid to be a credit to their sex In tho way they accept their unique situation. They took the oath of office with dig nity, and with far more ease than soma of the youthful masculine legislator. They were not overcome when their brethren. In a spirit of Jocularity, ap pointed them a committee to escort the uew speaker to the chair. They are self -possessed and very watchful. They sit quietly behind their big desks from the time the speaker's (ravel carls them to order until It Is time to go home. They are quiet enough to suit the most fastidious clamorer for pence, but what they will he after they find out the style of doing business no one will ven ture to gucfs. All men are willing to leave well enough alone and take their chances on the future. Ttloose nnd Itortfce. Fancy bodices are even more popmnr this season than they were last year, and very much more elabornte. Lace, .velvet, chiffon nml fur lire frequently ("iinlilried to make one of these dainty waists. In fact, the more variety of I materials the better. : A charming one In maize chiffon Is made exceedingly full and puffed over the hips. A band of amethyst velvet encircles the waist, where It Is fast I cm d with a wind mill bow In front. ' soft twist of It describes a deep yoke, nml the throatlet Is made of the same ; material. The bl sleeves are made of ;xt W'WfV mm m yiKU.V. CIIIFKOX AND LACK. lor)se, puff like druiieries of the chiffon, over which point nppllqile lace fulls In double Jabots. Worn with a black satin or moire skirt, nothing could be prettier for the theater. Another charming blouse for dressy occasions is made of turquoise bluu satin with Insertions of white guipure. Frills of luce finish thn Immense alcove and fall In Jahota from the crushed collar. On the Htalr. We sat on this stair, she nnd I, Ami the music came dreamy and low; And swis't wns the lipht in her eye And charming her cheek's rosy "low. Hilent we sat on the winding stair, Far from the madding crowd; An incense rose up from her hair. And cume like a perfumed cloud. "It's reuiiy too had," I said to her, As I (jently stooped and kissed her, "That you are not some other girl Than my young, pretty sister." Rcmcily for Chafed Hilrfce. on experienced mother recommends the following receipt for an ointment to be applied to chafed surfaces, cuts nnd chapped hands: Take equal part of beeswax, fresh lard and sweet oil. Melt the beeswax, measure It, add the same quantity of melted lard and oil and stir constantly until tho mixture becomes stiff. Put It In a box or wldo-mouthed bottle ready for use. Ladles' Home Journal. The Fashionable Skirt. To remove egg taln from apoona, rub with moistened common aaJt HER CHINESE PlHir, A WOMAN CURIOUS TO H OW SOMETHING ABOUT H'irf. To Enable Heraelf to IMurfjr Hl.u he Becomes a ftunday-HciiooI Tv-pc'ier, and Visits the Opium Joii of "fi Heathen Charge What 8ie i-.rnefj, A woman who signs be : Ior?Uiv fare, curious to know u - white women become fond . 'li uege, secured a position as t ;. her In a Chinese Kunday hchooi iri New York, and very Interestingly riesrniios her experience with the would-be Chris tian, both (n school and in h's opiu.n joint. At her request one of the worst looking creatures in the whole school was given her as a pupil. "He was," says Miss Dure, "big. fat and greasy, and when I sat down beside him he r9 fr 'ills-V NICK LI I, OI.I L. moved Ills chair close to mine. While I was looking through the lesson books he was making an Inventory of my persot.nl appearance. "What is your name?" I asked, be Mowing upon blm one of my choicest smiles. "Hen Wuug. What you name?" "Missy." was my reply. "Missy nice ll'l glul," he returned, quickly. "Not tloo young, not tloo old." "We must attend to our lessons," I said, severely. "It Is not right to tulk when all the rest are Kludylng." He read quite well, and was a credit to Ills regular teacher's instructions. I'.ut he evidently was not in the humor lor study, for, after a while, lie shut tin- book wiili a bang, und informed me l.e was tired and couldn't read any lon ger. Thinking I hud better go to head quarters to see what was to be dene next, I rose from my clialr. As I did so, lien Wuug caught hold of my dress. "Where you go?" he asked. "To speak to Mrs. M.," I said. "You come again ?" "Yes." So he released my dress mid let inn go. "Men Wung won't study any more," I said to the teacher; "he wants to talk, and I nm not Inclined to talk to blm. Can't I reaa with one of the olliers?" "ih, my dear! that wouldn't do at all:" exclaimed the little woman In great alarm. "If you go to any of the others, lie will leave the room and never come back!" Seeing how troubled she looked over the probable loss of such a dirty, disrep utable sheep from her fold, 1 relented. . "Well, I'll go back to the beast, but he flatly refuses to study or read, so I won't know what to do with him." "Talk, if be wants to, my dear. Who knows init you may be able to speak the Word in good season?" When I sat down by the greasy Wung again, he began: "Missy Molehen. All old hens come hero. You nice 111 glul. You teach next Sunday?" "IVi-haps." "I bling you nuts, candy, nice things. I bling 111 black blalis; make you sleep nllce dleams." "Iiope?" I whispered. How his wicked little eyes danced, as he gave ids chair a hitch and pressed close against me! "You know dope?" he whispered. I nodded. "You come see my lnnndly. I give you pipe," lie sill, n (w tones. Just then the closing bell rang, and I barely had time to scribble Wung's ad dress before the last hymn was given out. As the pupils filed out Wung whis pered In my ear: "You no tell?" I shook my head nnd gave him a sweet smile. The very next day I went to the Knst Side to tlml Wung's laundry. It was a dingy little den, quite ns dirty as Wung himself. When I entered Wung was talking to a customer. When she had gone Wung locket the door. Before I fairly knew what he was about he hud pulled down the heavy red curtain and "BEEP YOUB RANDS OFF UK, VOL' Mishit AIII.K CKKATLKE." pulled mo Into the Inner room, rushing a chair toward me, ho said, Inaluuat ngly: "You no 'fluid me?" "No," I answered. "I cook some dope. We smoke pipe." "I don't know bow," was my reply. "That" lie," he exclaimed, angrily, "Really, I don't, "Wung," I repeated; "I never smoked a bit of opium In my life." "You no tell truth," retorted Wung, a he scowled at me. "I see It at Sun day school, here and there," putting hi finger a he spoke first to one eye and then the other; "you smoke dope plenty time." And then I saw that to the heathen mind there wa no difference between the hoary eyelid of the victim of In. W Ail Konirla 1 " " ; .. ,i, ,jni, mil me ..r.t .. u u 'Vvng hao t-ikn to me o prompt,y. Ti e r-Kin Into which I hid been ro::ie. hat forcibly ushered whs a dirty l'ttle cubbyhr.ie, con.aitdn a t..i, a table find 'wo iitt! chu'.rs. vVhen t u opium K8S ready, ung drew the other J ".1i close to ni l e. "en ted hln.elf and put the layout on his I jee. "Y. e stnoke pipe," he said, leering at mi, "and then wc have nice sleep." "No, we won't," I exclaimed, tLiiik in? the affair had gnrit far encign. A I arose from the chair be pushed me back roughiy. "You stay here!" he hissed, all his evil nature flashing through his wicked eyt-s. His sudden movement caused him to drop one of the pipes, and as he step ped to pick It up 1 saw my opportunity. It was the work of a moment to give the creature a violent push, and In the twinkling of an eye Wung, the chair and the layout were ull in a bunch on the floor! How he swore, and how sorry I was that I could not understand the Chl nese language! He was fat and clum sy, and the chair was lying on his head. I could not help laughing as I stepped around him carefully and made a dash for the outside door. Imagine my dismay to find that be had withdrawn the key! And even as I fumbled at the knob he was beside tic, looking uglier and more wicked than ever. As lie grasped my arm I drew back and said : "Keep your hands off me, you miser able creature, nnd unlock this door at once!" "You stay here," he began, but went no further, for I had drawn a revolver from my pocket and had pointed it straight at his face. "No shoot! No shoot!" he Implored, l acking away from me and presenting in his sudden and abject cowardice a most ludicrous contrast to his previous manner. "( ipen tlie door or I will." With fumbling lingers lie obeyed, nnd I Vl'I.OItl'I). lu another moment 1 was on the side walk, making tracks for home. I confess I did not lind out why white women ever become fond of Chinamen. 'I he AiIlicHive l'l. inter. In one family, where there are !:u to roils sideaches, backaches, bruises, luid strains, the porous plaster lias come to be a recognized Institution. Its putting. on Is generally accepted with delight, but, when It comes to the taking olT, the "oil, dears," and "don'ts," ami ciles of pain are many and emphatic. Kven after the plaster Is pulled off there Is a layer of adhesive gum on the skin that Is struggled with In nil sorts of ways. Sometimes the razor Is em ployed" for scraping; sometimes a sharp knife is brought Into use, and, again, a sort warm cloth is pressed over the spot, and when tills has lirmly attached Itself, the peeling process goes on. Those who have occasion to nse this application will find immediate relief from their annoyance, If they will, nfter raising one side of the plaster, wet the surface of the skin with alco hol, allowing It to run down as the plaster is pulled a little. If any of the gummy substance remains, a bit of rag wet with alcohol will cleanse tlie sur face almost Immediately. This, also, has another advantage, In that the stimulating effect of the alcohol pre vents any possible cold that might be taken on account of the removal of tlie warm plaster. This Is but a trifle, but It makes easy something thut has al ways been a bugbear, especially to chil dren, and is well worth trying. New Y'ork ledger. Bl of Heed Wheat Kernels. Mr. V. I). Coburu, secretary of the Kansas State Hoard of Agriculture, In advising tlie farmers of his State about, sowing wheat, says: "As the subject of how much to sow per acre is one of no small Importance, permit me to (rail attention to the wide difference In tlie quantity of actual seed there may he In bushels of differ ent wheat, resulting from the size of the grains, even when of the same va riety. It has been noted at the Iowa experiment station that one bushel of a variety grown In California contain ed only 4X0,879 grains, while a bushel of Turkey Ited from Iowa had 1,184,(19,! grains, or about 2 times as many. Other bushels of the same variety, one from Iowa and one grown In Kansas, upwards of WXUNO grains each. The average of all the samples tested at the station was 770,2i0 grains pei bushel. The point I wish to make is that while two men may be agreed that a bushel of wheat may be about the proper quantity to sow per acre, one may be seeding twice or more than twice as heavily a the other." Arrested Both the Twin to Be Sure. Maria and Sallle Troutman, because they looked o much alike, were both arrested yesterday afternoon by l'a trolmen Simpson and Hlerne. The girl are colored, 14 years old, and twin. Ono of them 1 guilty of throw ing stone at an old woman at 6th and levering street. The woman, when ahe aaw both the girl together, could not decide which It waa who had mis treated her. To be sure, the woman swore out a warrant for each of the girl, charging them with disorderly conduct Tbe resemblance la remark able. Courier-Journal. "no mmoot! NO SJKHII iiujiAL-uEADEiiS. SOMETHING HERE THAT INTERtST THEM. WILL How a Potato Specie t".1 Handles Hia 'n.ilocl -i.'mi. loKill - A Uome- Jlade Hurley Fork-Irriication on a email ocale Farm Notes. Turkey Feuther Duster. Turkey feathers are used for several vu pokes by feather dealers, but no bet ter use can be made of them by tbe housewife than to AVT.Y1 make a stout dust- vVSViOiiiZ- er. I recently stoD- ped at a bouse In Berkshire County, Mass., says a corre spondent, where the daughter had a flock of a dozen tur keys. In the corner of the kitchen was a duster as shown in the cut. It con sisted of a common rough stick with crotches at the end resembling the tur key foot. At the opposite end was a bundle of feathers tightly fastened. The handle of unornaineuted natural wooil made the duster ornamental as well as useful. The longer the duster was kept, the owner said, the more uses were found for It. Handling Potatoes. "For seveial years 1 have been using bushel boxes for marketing early po tatoes while the skins slip, and for handling the crop in tlie Held all through the season. This is one of tlie ways in which the potato specialist can get ahead of the small raiser," says Terry, in his "A 15 C of I'otato Culture." "I think we handle our crop for less than half what It used to cost us before we got these boxes made. Our boxes are l.'i inches by Hi and 13 deep, all in side measures. They were made a lit tle deeper to allow for shrinkage. Tlie sides and bottoms are made of tliree cighths stuff, and the ends of five eighths. Hand-holts are cut lu the ends. "The upper corners are bound with galvanized hoop iron to make them strong. The price paid for them was from .$r to .:; a hundred at a box fac tory. Some light wood should be used, of course, so as to make them as light as possible. They Iiecd not weigh mure than (i or 7 pounds. Kariy in the sea son, while the skins slip, our potaloes are dug and laid (not thrown) into these boxes, nnd the boxes are covered as fast as filled." .Mctlioil in l-'eedini; Hens, is a source of complaint that the It large breeds eat more food than the smaller ones, and do not give as good results in eggs. This depends, however, upon how they are fed. If the food is placed la-fore tlieni in unlimited supply, so they can cat their lill, there will bo but. one result excessive fat. All grain fed to large birds should be scntlcivd over a surface of ground, so as to make them as much exercise as possible. If they have plenty of range, It is best to feed nothing at nil except at night, in order that they may work during the day, nnd thereby keep not only in bet ter health, but avoid taking on too much fat. If confined, however, the grain should be scattered In some kind of litter, such as leaves, as the object should be to compel them to hunt for each grain rather than to It 1 1 themselves in a few moments, only to sit on the roost and fatten like a hog. Such hens are useless, and do not lay, but are al ways ready for market The Fancier. Growing Small Kruits. It was reported at tlie recent meeting of the State Hoard of Agricullure, Tren ton, X. J., that at tlie present time the cultivation of small fruits is irimost en tirely In tlie hands of small land own ers, who grow from one to three acres of berries, or only just about so many as can bu picked by the family them selves, while a few years ago all the smull fruit planting was in the hands of fewer people, who planted large acre ages, anywhere, from ".," to loo, on the different farms; but the dilliculty of ob taining satisfactory pickers at a rea sonable price just when wanted has driven these large cultivators entirely out of the business, and, except in the neighborhood of large cities and towns, evidently this Is to be the drift of things in the future. pray inje. The use of poisonous sprays ns In secticides has become very general. They are applied not only to field and garden crops, small and large fruits, but to shade trees. There are those who believe that many Insectivorous birds are destroyed by eating poisoned Insects. I do not know that tills Is true, and hope it is not, but the possi bility of such a calamity ought not to exist. There Is opportunity in tills di rection for chemistry to perforin noble service, by devising an insecticide effectual for Its purpose, yet harmless to birds. Exchange. Irrigation on a Small Scale. Reports from all sections of the coun try are favorable to sub-irrigation on small plots. By the use of windmills suftlelent water ban been stored In small reservoirs to supply all the need ed moisture for vegetables and small fruits. Experiments during tlie past year have added much valuable Infor mation on the subject, and It looks bright for market gardeners In the fu ture. If they can obtain a supply of water whenever desired it means not only safety from drouth but double yields of crop. The Price of Cattle. Any one who will study tho quota tions from the principal cattlo mar kets can see that the wide gaps In price between thin, half-fat and fleshy, ripe cattle Is a wide one. Even without sua ad vanes on best .vradea . t I k It will certainly pay to feed corn or other grains rather than sacrifice cattle thut could be made much better by feeding a while. If fifty or one hun dred pounds added to the weight of a steer will Increase the value of every pound of his entire weight it will bo policy to add them. National Stock ma u. Fields that Do Not Per. It needs a thorough understanding of the capabilities of any farm to make it pay the most that is possible for It. Very often these possibilities are not learn ed except after costly experience. There are some fields that have fertility enough to produce good crops, but are so covered with stones that plowing costs more than it ought Such fields' should lie kept in grass as much as pos sible until the farmer finds time to clear away the obstructions to the plow. Steep hillsides may lie rich enough to be cropped, though they are not apt to be. They should generally be kept in grass, for if cultivated and left naked through the winter, much of the surface soil will be washed away by spring floods. As a rule, on most farms nearly all the profit is made from a few fertile fields. These are the places to put the bulk of the manure, gradually extend ing the iiidiiurcd area as it can be got in good condition for plowing. A Iliimc-Muilc Hurley Fork. Most lai'iiers have two or three use less grain cradles which may easily be converted into serviceable implements. Cut. off the cradle fingers "3i inches from the point and shave inch of the large end of each to tit Into a hole. Split out a piece of tough wood 'A) inches long and ", inch square, and bore four inch hides through the stick (i inches apart and drive tlie lingers in and wedge them tight. Split out another tough piece 1!) inches long, :)t inch wide and '2 inch thick, into which bore four gimlet holes (i Indies apart; bore' a gimlet hole in each finger (i inches from tin? head piece and with four rivets long enough to reach through, fasten this piece securely to the fingers on the outer side. For the handle, an old shovel bundle is the best tiling, as lue crook makes the fork easy to use. Where tlie handle rests on top of tixi bead piece it should be fastened with a little bolt or a stout rivet; and where the end of I he handle, which should bo flattened, goes under tlie other cross piece it. can be secured by a rivet. The bow to keep the barley, etc., from slidi ing down the handle can be made of u A HOVI.-.,IAlii'. liAla.l.V Ulllli. piece; of barrel hoop, the ends of which are im-eii- d inlo V4 inch holes bored in the lead piece and braced from the handle by a piece of the small round braces ill tlie cradle. The head piece should also be braced by one of the lit tle round braces passing through the handle. Farm and Home. Protecting Yoiiiik Orchards. All young orchards are likely to bo. Injured by mice in winter, especially when the ground is covered by heavy snow. Frequent viaits to tlie orchard,' piling the snow und compacting it around Hie trees, are the best preven tives. If mouse tracks are seen, truce them to the hide where the animal has made its home. A few grains of corn soaked in strychnine will keep the mouse or nny of its family from leav ing tlie hole alive. Tlie poisoned grain should not be left around the tree on the surface of tlie ground, for it will destroy the animals that make mice' their prey, and which should be encour aged rather than destroyed. The Time to Kill PIkh. It usually pays best to kill pigs by tho time they weigh 15U pounds, and from that up to 2i kj. If allowed to grow much heavier than this the cost of food in proportion to gain is Increased. exJ cept when the hogs become too sluggish and fat to take exercise, but after that the grain is at tlie expense of health fulness of the meat when killed. Farm Notes. pon't wait until you build tlie big barn before sheltering the cows. Build the shelter for them and they will help you build the burn. There is no better crop for tlie winter feeding of sheep than oats and peas mixed It is very nutritious, and is eaten with avidity by the sheep. The exact temperature for loosening tlie hair from tlie skin of a pig ut butchering is ISO. The pig should re main a full minute In the water at this temperature to give time for the hair to be loosened. The shrinkage of value of horses last year is estimated to be over $25,000, ooo, and the total loss In falling off of prices will no doubt aggregate $(, 000,000 since tlie commencement of the present depression of values. The New York statutes now forbid the use of barbed wire In the construc tion of any division fence, unless the jiorson, association or corporation de siring to use such material shall first obtain tlie written consent of the own er of the adjoining property. If a horse balks, do not wditp blm, but let him stop and think It over. After a little reflection and a few toss es of tho head ho will often start of his volition. Talk to him kindly, pet him, loosen a strap or a buckle, and he may forget his obstinate spell. An apple or a bunch of grass from a roadside may win blm. According to Professor Brewer the first plowing match on record was on the farm of Col. Humphrey, of Ilum.' phreyvllle, Conn. His neighbor gath ered with their team In early dawn, each to plow hi acre, and the ono finishing first to win the prlae. Tho winner turned hi last furrow at 9 o'nliMik jjaJna' Ajtalr of oren. I ''-it 5- i' if.' i' V.": V' -