..w-,- ... .. .......... ... , , K;'t... The Siqux County Journal, VOLUME VII. HAKKISON, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, JANUARY 24, 1805. NUMBER 20. THE PUZZLED CENSUS TAKER. 'Got ny boys?" the marshal said To the lady over the Khine; And the lady shook her flaxen head, And civilly answered, ".Vein!" "Got any girls?" the marshal said To the Judy from over the Rhine; And again the lady shook her head. And civilly answered, ".Vein." "But mine are dead?" the marshal Kaid To the lady from over the Hhine; And attain the lady shook her head, And civilly answered, "Neiu." "Husband, of course?" the marshal said To the lady from over the Itbine; And again she shook her flaxen head, Aud civilly answered, ".Vein." "The d I you have!" the marshal said To the lady from over the Hhine; And again she shook her flaxen head, And civilly answered, ".Win." "Now, what do you mean by shaking your head, And always answering 'Nine' ?" "Ich kann uicht English!" civilly said The lady from over the Rhine. John i. Saxe. A LEGITIMATE THEFT Most girls are happy when. In addi tion to having a home which Is pleas- : ant. ami a mother and father who are Indulgent, they have an admirer who Is young, good looking, interesting and wealthy, hut May Vilas was not com pletely happy. She not only had the pleasant home tlnjulit that if she got angry with Carl and the Indulgent father and mother,, ton bis chances would be decidedly bet- but had the admiration, If nothing more, of two men who were, both of them, young, Interesting, rich and good looking. And these two admirers were what caused her unhapplness. Kach had proposed to her and she had given the same answer to both, and us she was not engaged to either her an swer was not hard to guess. She liked them, but could not decide which she liked the most nor whether she liked either sufficiently to go through life with him. She sat In her room one evening and mentally compared the two men. The first she thought of was Henry Carlton. ' Ilu was nit enough, he danced well, I talked passably, had a good position I and was rather good looking, but the thing that weighed In the balance against him was that he talked about hlniM'If on all occasions, and this did not please Mia Vilas. Herbert Wllloughby, his rival, was no more to her liking than was Carlton. though Wllloughby had the same . iperticlal bids for favor that Carlton -ad. Miss Vllaa could not make up her c.ind that he Xultllled all the rejulre um UUi of an Ideal hero. "Well," said Miss Vilas, rising from In front of the looking glass, where she had been unconsciously surveying her self while she mused, "I'll never marry a man w ho talks about himself all the time, nor one that I'm not certain I'll never regret accepting, and there's an end of It." "It's a shame," she said, with a stamp of her foot after a few moments of deep thought. "Here I've refused both of tin-in. and Instead of becoming angry aud going on about I heir business, they j Just go on aud act as though nothing j had happened, and bother me nearly to death." She went to the window and looked out on the street, thinking all the time of the two persistent admirers who had caused her auch annoyance. The snow was falling fast and the ground was already covered, carriages ! rattled down the street, and now and then people with coat collars turned up and hands thrust In capacious pockets could be seen hurrying up or down the broad avenue. While ahe stood there a carriage rattled np to the door of her house and Herbert Wllloughby, one of the hateful admirers, alighted She Jumped away from the window Instantly and pulled down the shade. "I wonder If he saw me?" she asked herself, and then continued with a pout, "I suppose, if he did, he'll think I was anilously waiting for him. Pshaw! Just like the conceit of a man. I wasn't waiting for hltu," she went on, as though some one had accused her, and a contradiction was necessary. "I had forgotten all about the old concert ho was going to take me to." But, though Miss Vilas had forgotten the concert, she was all dressed for an evening's entertainment, and her wraps , were lying on a chair near the bureau. "I will be down In a minute," she said to the maid, who handed her Mr. Wll lotighby's card, and then she proceeded to don her wraps and go down to the parlor, where Herbert Wllloughby was waiting. "My," said Wllloughby as she entered the room, "what do you mean by break-lug-all established rules and lelng ready on time? Did yiu think tnnt thin thing commenced, at 7 o'clock Instead ,of 8, for you know It's .only 8 JV) now." "No," she replied, In an Irritated tone, "I knew what the time was, and I'm always ready on time." "Well then, let's go If you are ready," aid Wllloughby. "All right," Hid Mia Vllaa, a she started toward the door. "Ob! but hold on, I wuat f you oin letter to mail. On pf tbrnn la Ttry Important Mr. Carlton taked ma to jft to a bop with ,la to-ntorrbw nlfbt and t profe4 o writ, to bh If 1 MM o, kid t bM t that Wttar off at mm." She ran upstairs and In a few mo menta returned, carrying several let ter, which she handed to Wllloughby. "Now, be sure and mall thorn l-fore 10 o'clock, for they must be delivered tomorrow morning." "If they must le mailed before 10 o'clock." said Wllloughby, "1 11 have to do It Ix'fore we go to the concert, for that won't Im over until about 12." A servant threw open the door and the pair walked down the snow-covered steps to where the carriage awaited them. They took their seats, aud after the coachman had received his orders tin) door slammed and the carriage rolled awuy over the slippery ground. Miss Vilas talked to Wllloughby on many subjects as they rolled along, but he made no reply except to nod his head and say "Yes" or "No." He appeared In deep thought, aud so he was, for In that short walk from the doorway to the carriage Herbert Wllloughby had decided to commit a crime. He was going to rob the mall andtie tray a trust within the next twenty minutes, and Instead of being ashamed of the Idea he was rather pleased with It. He had made up his mind to steal the letter that May had given him to mail to Carlton. lie knew that she liked Carlton, and he was Just as sure that she asked hint; in fact, with that con celt that Miss Vilas had spoken of, he thought that she loved him, and, al though she had refused his proffered hand and heart a short time ago, ho ter. He reasoned It out that as bis letter was to tell Carlton that Miss Vilas would go to the hop. Miss Vilas had told "Carlton that he should not call unless he heard from her. "Now," thought Wllloughby, "she'll be angry with him If he does not ap pear, and, although it seems mean, all's fair In love and war. I'll do It." At this moment the wheels of the carriage grated against the curbstone and the carriage stopped. Wllloughby assisted Miss Vilas to alight and then said : "Now I'll mull these letters so that they won't be forgotten," and with that Herbert Wllloughby walked to a letter box ami mailed the letters. Miss Vilas saw that he placed three letters In the box, and, as that was the number she had given blm, she thought It was all right. Sin was mistaken, though, for the square envelope addressed to Henry Carlton was at that moment reposing In the pocket of Herbert Wllloughby, who was now talking at a great rate as he escorted her to the place of enter tainment. The concert was long, and It was quite 12 o'clock when Herbert Wllloughby, after seeing Miss Vilas safely Indoors, jumped Into the car riage and, after lighting a cigar, or dered the driver to take blm home. "I'll mall that letter to Carlton some (lay after I'm married to May Vilas," he murmured, and then Herbert Wll loughby Jumped Into bed and slept the sleep mat Is generally supposed to come only to those with clear con sciences. The sun had been up and at work on the snow-covered grouud for about four hours when Mr. Wllloughby betook himself to his office the next morning. instead or the white snow that had been on the ground the night before, he now found a muddy, slushy ground cov erlng, which caused nearly every foot passenger to break the third command tnent at a very rapid rate. Things earthly did not, however, bother Iler- bert, for he was thinking of Miss Vllaa, and that subject occupying all of his thoughts, the ground became a matter of complete Indifference. At the same time the object of Wll loughby's thought was eating break fast and wondering what she would wear to the hop that night She antl clpated a splendid time, and waa going to look her prettiest and that, by the way, was very pretty. By the time that breakfast waa over she had decided on the dress she was to wear, and so there was nothing for her to do but find an Interesting book, rend It and kill time generally until 8:30, when Carlton would call for her. But Carlton did not call at 8:30, nor 0. for he had been tearing his light hair all day and wondering why he did not re ceive a note either declining or accept ing his Invitation. He stayed In his room and hoed against hope until 10 o'clock, and then went off to tho hop and was palmed off on a lady who had seen at least eight seasons, and altogether he passed a very disagreeable evening. Miss Vilas' evening was no better. She sat In the parlor fuming Inwardly that Carlton had not appeared, and at 10 o'clock, when she went to bed, ahe registered the solemnest of solemn vows that she would never again speak to one Henry Carlton, of New York. J Her anger, Instead of diminishing after the night's rest, had Increased a great deal, and flic day she passed wag Just as disagreeable aa the preceding night had been, and In the evening, when a servant handed her Mr. Wlll oughby's card, ahe took at least ten minute to decide whether she would m htm or wot, and then decided In the aArauUv. Wrjlouf hby waa la a very good bo rnor that areata. . WKa tbaftaiaoca vhath la lafaai dji aa tM waaaaa IMl.l lllif . n mL ,y tsffaiPt'BB'fc masaiaaPri ly, he accused her of being In a bad humor and surmised that her dress maker had disappointed her. She attempted sarcasm and wished Inwardly that he would go, but though Mr. Wllloughby knew pretty well what she was thinking about, he remained and talked to her until after 10 o'clock, and then, as If struck by a sudden Idea, he ceased his bantering talk and asked her In the orthodox manner to become Mrs. Herbert Wllloughby. Miss Vilas looked at him steadily for at least a minute, and then, as she after ward said to get rid of him she con sented. Wllloughby could not see. May for the next five days, but he walked around the town as though he owued It, and his only trouble was that he could not look Henry Carlton In the face without blushing. Tor Carlton had called twice at the. Vilas home aud each time had been mot with a sterotyped "not at home" that hud told him plainly that he was In disgrace. Wllloughby's conscience hurt him considerably when he noticed the de jected air that Carlton wore, and for the easing of his mind he decided that he would see May that night and tell her how he had robbed the mall. The call was made and Herbert avoided the confession until the last moment, and then, as he arose to go, he told her the story of his deception. May listened to his recital quietly, and then, instead of laughing, as Wll loughby had nattered himself that she would, she grew very angry. "Well," she said, "of all the miser able, contemptible things I ever heard, Ibis Is the worst. And you have the as surance to tell me this and expect to be forgiven. ".Mr. Wllloughby," she continued, with a great assumption of dignity, "here is your ring. You will please con sider our engagement at an end." And May Vilas, after returning the golden circle to tin dumbfounded Wll loughby, swept from the room with the air of a tragedy queen. Wllloughby stood in the center of the parlor, gazed at the ring, whistled, looked amused, then downcast, and then started for the door. In a moment he was on the sidewalk and paused to think. "Oh, what an ass I was," he said. shaking hi clenched fist at a passing cab. "What did I tell her about It for? Why didn't I let Carlton pocket his misery? "Well, I deserve It, I suppose," he said, as he walked rapidly down tho avenue. He didn't feel a bit bad be cause he had stolen the letter, but he did regret having made the confession. "Talk about confession being good for the soul," he muttered. "It may be, but It's awfully hard on the temper." And his temper was certainly not good at that moment He cursed the elevated trains for the noise they made. The clicking of the cable, two blocks away on Third avenue, sounded to him like the chuckle of a triumphant rival. At his oltiee the next day he earned the hatred of all whom he met and everything seemed to be at sixes and sevens. He found a relief In his room, though, In the form of a small square note, the handwriting of which he Knew well, and when he had torn It open he saw an Invitation to call at the house of Miss Vilas on that evening. And, best of all, the note began, "Dear Herbert," Instead of "Dear Mr. Wll loughby." He hurried through dinner and took a long walk until the hour named In the note arrived, and then he hastened to the Vilas home. May was waiting for him In the par lor, and Instead of wearing the frown that he expected, her face wore the Bweetest of sweet smiles. He did not wait for her to apeak, but rushing to ward her, clasped her In hla arms and aid: "May, can you forgive me?" She did not answer, and It was unnec essary. He knew that his forgiveness waa complete. lie drew the ring from his pocket and for the second time lipped It on her finger. He broke the silence, which lasted over ten minutes, by asking: "May, what brought about this audden for giveness?" "Well," said Miss Vllaa, sitting very straight In her chair, "I'll tell you. I sent for Mr. Carlton this morning and told hlra what you had done. He got very angry about It and talked about how contemptible It waa, and In con cluding he said: 'I wouldn't do such a thing to win any woman In the world, an so i decided that any man who wouldn't do a little thing like robbing the mall to show a girl that he loved her was not much good anyway, and o I decided to forgive you." "Well," remarked Herbert nfter ho had carefully weighed this opinion as to what was fair In love and war. "I'm glad Carlton was so conscientious." "Conscientious!" exclaimed May. Why, that was nothing to hurt anv conscience. It was a legitimate thefL" - New York Evening Sun. Remains of VlttorU Colonna Fonnfl In the caUcombs of the Church of Han Domenlco at Naples were found lately the long-lost remain of Vlttorla Coloona, niarchlonea of Peacara, the Italian poeteaa, to whom Michael An gelo addreeaed hi lot potto, and wUoee fourth centenary wa &ftrata4 foar yearn MP Her AaaM waa to traite reacafa, u aiaarat) af UaWaaM TALMAGES SERMON. THE PREACHER DESCRIBES WONDERFUL TOMB. Vivid Word Picture of the Most Won derful of Idolatrous Temples All to Cover a Handful of JJunt-Tlie Great Campaign of the Gospel. Taj Mahal of India. In continuing his series of round the world sermons through the press Iter. Dr. Talmnge has this week chosen for his subject "Tomb and Temple," having ref- erence to that most famous and beautiful of mausoleums, the Taj Mahal. The text selected was, "From India even unto Ethiopia" (Esther i, 1). In all the Rihle this is the only hook in which the word India occurs, hut it stands for a realm of vast interest in the time of Esther, as in our time. It yielded then, as now, spices and silks and cotton and rice and indigo and ores of all richness and precious stones of all sparkle and had a civilization of its ewn ns marked as Egyp tian or Grecian or Roman civilization. It holds the costliest tomb ever built and the most tinioiie anil wonderful i,l,l!itr.,i,u temple ever opened. For practical lessons In this my sixth discourse in round the world series I show you that tomb and temple of India. In a journey around the world it may not be easy to tell the exact point which divides the pilgrimage into halves. But there was one structure toward w hich we were all the time traveling, and having seen that we felt that If we saw nothing more our expedition would lie a success. That one object was the Taj Mahal of In dia. It is the crown of the v, hole earth. The spirits of architecture n'- i,, inthrone a king, and the spirit of the I , i thenon of Athens was there, and the ;irit of St. Sophia of Constantinople we 'here, and the spirit of St. Izaak of S' Petersburg was there, and the spirit of t: Baptistry of I'isa was there, and the . tits of the great pyramid, and of I.ti. Obelisk, and of the Porcelain tower of Nankin, and of St. Mark's of Venice, and the spirits of all the great towers, great cathe Jrala, great mausoleums, great sarcophagi, great cnpltols for the liviny and of great necropolises for the dead were there. And the presiding genius of the throng with gavel of Parinn marble smote the table of Uussian malachite and called the throng of spirits to order, and called for a vote as to which spirit should wear the chief crown and' mount the chief throne aDd wave the chief scepter, and by unanimous acclaim the cry was: "Long live the spirit of the Taj, king of all the spirits of archi tecture! Thine is the Taj Mahal of In dia!" The Taj Mahal. The building is about six miles from Agara, and as we rode out In tho .varU dawn we heard nothing but the hoofs anil wneelB that pulled and turned us along the road, at e.very yard of which our r- pectation rose until we had some thought that we might be disannointed nt tho st glimpse, ns gome say they were disarm,, int- ed. But how can anv mm hn .lu.,.,.... i 1 y i?u with the Taj is almost as great a wnn.W to me as the Taj itself. There are some people always disappointed, and who knows but that having entered heaven they may criticise the architecture of the temple and tho cut of the whit.. r.a, say that the river of life is not .mite nn tn their expectations, and hornfia on which th , " '!"" 1 IHc ot. frill little HprinKhfllt or spavined? l? T 8nid' "Tbere I said, Whore?' For thnt tvhi,.h i, o. . . . the building seemed to me to be more like morning cloud blushing under the stare of the rising sun. It seemed not so much built up from earth as let dowu from heaven. Fortunately you stop at an elaborated gateway of red sandstone one-eighth of a mile from the Taj, an en trance so high, so arched, so graceful, so four domed, so pointed and chiseled and scrolled that you come very' gradually upon the Taj, which struct,. r iai nnminK to intoxicate the eye and stun the imagi- iwu nuu eniraDce me soul. We go ud the winding sUlrs of this majestic en- irouce oi me gateway and buy a few pic tures and examine a few curios, and from It look off upon the Taj and descend to the pavement of the garden that runtiiFaa everything between the gateway and the ccsisay oi mamie and precious atones. You pass along a deep stream of water in which all manner of brilliant fins swirl and float. There are eighty-four foun tains that spout and bend and arch them selves to fall In showers of pearl In ba sins of snowy whiteness. Beds of all Imaginable flora greet the nostril before they do the eye and seem to roll In waves of color as you advance tow ard the vision you are soon to have of what human genlui did when It did its best. Moon flow rs, lilacs, marigolds, tulips and almost everywhere the lotus; thickets of bewil dering bloom; on either side trees from many lands bend their aboroscence over your head, or seem with convoluted branches to reach out their arms toward you in welcome. On and on you go amid tamarind and cypress and poplar and oleander and yew and sycamore and ban yan and palm and trees of such novel branch aud leaf and girth you cease to ask their namo or nativity. As' yon approach the door of tho Taj one experiences a strange sensation of awe and tenderness and humility and worship. The building Is only a grave, oui wnai a gravel ituill tor a aueen. who, according to some, was very good, and according to others was very bad! I choose, to think she was very good. At any rate, It makes me feel better to think this commemorative pile Was set up for the Immortalisation of virtue rather than vice. The Taj is a mountain of white marble, but never inch walls faced each other with exqalilteoees; never such a tomb wa cut froai block of alabaster; never men a congregation of precious atoae brigkteaad and aloomed and biased f fjWW WMlM w palaver pencil nacM its flrat agar, at aMtaoa't plamb-aiM eaeorj Its Im compass swept its A Costly Htructure. The Taj has sixteen great arched win dows, four at each corner; also at each of the four corners of the Taj stands a minaret 137 feet high; also at each side of this building is a splendid mosque of red sandstone. Two hundred aud fifty years has the Taj stood, and yet not a wall is cracked, not a mosaic loosened, nor an arch sagged, nor a panel dulled. The storms of 2.0t winters have not mar red, nor the heats of 250 summers dis integrated a marble. There is no story of age written by mosses on its white surface. Montaz the queen, was beau tiful, and Shah Jehan, the king, here proposed to let all the centuries of time know it. She was married at 20 vears of age and died at 29. Her life ended as I another life began. As the rose bloomed i tl( r"s' t""sh perished. lo adorn tins dormitory of the dead at the command of the king Bagdad sent to this building its cornelian, and Ceylon its lapis lazuli, and Punjab its jasper, and I'ersia its amethyst, and Tibet its tur quoise, and Lanka its sapphire, and Ye men its agate, and Punna its diamonds, and blood stones and sardonyx and ehal- cedonv and moss agates are as common as though they were pebbles. You find one spray of vine beset with 80 and another with 100 stones. Twenty thousand men were 20 years in building it, and although the labor was slave labor and not paid for the building cost what would be about $KI.OOO,0)0 of our American money. Some of the jewels have been picked out of the walls by iconoclasts or conquerers, and substitutes of less value hnve taken their places, but the vines, the traceries, the arabesques, the spandrels, the entabla tures are so wondrous thnt you feel like dating the rest of your life from the day you first saw them. In letters of black marble the whole of the Koran is spelled out in and on this august pile. The king sleeps In the tomb beside the queen, al though he intended to build a palace as black as this was white on the opposite side of the river for himself to sleep in. Indeed the foundation of such a necropo lis of black marble is still there, and from the white to the black temple of the dead a bridge was to cross, but the son de throned him and imprisoned him, and it is wonderful that the king had any place at all in which to be hurled. Instead of windows to let in the light upon the two tombs there is a trellis work of marble marble cut so delicately thin that the sun shines through it as easily as through glass. Look the world over and find so much traiislucency canopies, traceries, lacework, embroideries of stone. More of Its Wonders. We had heard of the wonderful reson ance of this Taj, and so tried it. I sun pose there are more sleeping echoes in that building waiting to be wakened by the Jmimin voice than in any building ever constructed. I uttered one word, and there seemed descending invisible choirs In full chantj and there was a reverbern. tion that kept on long 'after one could have expected it to cease. When a line of a hymu was sung, there were replying, rolling, rising, falling, interweavinir sounds that seemed modulated by beings seraphic. There were aerial sonrnnos and bassossoft, high, deep, tremulous, emotional, commingling. It was like an antiphonal of heaven. But there are four or five Taj Mahals. It has ono appear ance at sunrise, aother at noon, another at sunset and another by moonlight. In deed the silver trowel of the moon, and the golden trowel of the sunlight, and the leaden trowel of tho storm build and re build the glory, so thnt it never seems twice alike. It has all moods, all com plexions, all grandeurs. From the top of the Taj, which Is 250 feet high, springs a spire 30 feet higher, and that is en ameled gold. What an anthem in eternal rythm! LyricB and elegies In marble. Sculptured hosanna! Masonry as of su pernatural hands! Mighty doxology in Btone! I shall see nothing tor equal it till I see the great white throne and on it him from whose face the earth and heav ens flee away. The Taj is the pride of India and espe ?!S,Iy of iJobammeUanism. English officer at the fortress told us that when, during the general mutiny in 1857, the Mohammedans proposed insurrection at Agra the English government aimed the guns of the fort at the Taj and said, "You make insurrection, and that same day we will blow your Taj to atoms," and that threat ended the disposition for mutiny at Agra. 4 i All to Cover a Handful of Oast. But I thought while looking at that palace of the dead, "All this constructed to cover a handful of dust, but even that handful has probobly gone from the mau soleum." How much better It would have been to expend $(K),000,000, which the Taj Mahal cost, for the living. What asylums It might have built for the sick, what bouses for the homeless! What Im provements our country has made upon other centuries in lifting in honor of the departed memorial churches, memorial hospitals, memorial reading rooms, mem orial observatories. By ail possible mean. let us keep the memory of departed loved ones fresh in mind, and let there be an I appropriate headstone or monument in tho cemetery, but there is a dividing line between reasonable commemoration and wicked extravagance. The Taf Vlnh.l has its uses as nn architectural achieve ment, eclipsing all other architecture, but as a memorial of a departed wife and mother It expresses no more than the plainest slab in many a country grave yard. The best monument we can any of us have built for us when we are gone Is in the memory of those whose sorrows wo have alleviated, In the wounds we hnve healed, In the kindnesses we have done, In the ignorance we have enlight ened, in the recreant we have reclaimed, in me eouis we nave saved. Such a monument is built out of material more lasting than marble or bronze and will stand amid the eternal splendors long after the Taj Mahal of India shall bav gone down In the mini of a world of which It waa tb costliest adornment But I promised to how you not only a tomb of India, but unique baa then tem ple, and it la a temple underground. Wlti miner's eaidle it TT, n iui miner caaai we IM mY slf e thing of tb Hderelde of Auetfarnt, Jilt wall, or architect's first circle. Giuipie, and with guide's torch we had seen at different times something of the underside of America, as in Mammoth Cave, but we are now to enter one of the sacred cellars of India, commonly called the Elcphanta caves. We had it all to ourselves the steam yacht that was to take us about fifteen miles over the harbor of Bombay and between en chanted islands and along shores whose curves and gulches and pictured rocks gradually prepared the mind for appre ciation of the moBt unique spectacle in India. The morning had been full of thunder and lightning aud deluge, but the atmospheric agitations had ceased, and the cloudy ruins of the storm were piled up in the heavens, huge enough and darkly purple enough to make the skies as grandly picturesque as the earthly scenery amid which we moved. After an hour's cutting through the waters we came to the long pier reaching from the island called Elephants. It is an island small of girth, but 000 feet high. It de clines into the marshes of the mangrove. But the whole island iB one tangle of foliage and verdure convolvulus creep ing the ground, mosses climbing the rocks, vines sleeving the long arms of the trees, red flowers here and there in the woods like incendiary's torch trying to set the groves on fire, cactus and aca cia vying as to which can most charm the beholder, tropical bird meeting particol ored butterfly in jungles planted the same summer the world was born. We stepped out of the boat amid enough natives to afford an1 the help we needed for landing aud guidance. Y'ou can be carried by coolies in an asy chair, or you can walk if you are blessed with two stout limbs, which the psalmist evidently lacked, or he would not have so depreciated them when he said, "The Lord tnketh no pleas ure in the legs of a man." We passed up some stone steps, and between the walls we saw awaiting us a cobra one of those snakes which greet the traveler ofttimes in India. Two of the guides left the cobra dead by the wayside. They must have been Mohammedans, for Hin doos never kill that sacred reptile. Down in the Caves. And now we come near the famous tem ple hewn from one rock of porphyry at least 804) years ago. On either side of the chief temple is a chapel, these cut out of the same stone. So vast was the under taking and to the Hindoo was so ;reat the human impossibility that they say the gods scooped out this structure from the rocks and carved the pillars and hewed its shape into gigantic idols and dedicated it to all the grandeurs. We climb many stone steps before we get to the gateways. The entrance to this temple has sculptur ed doorkeepers leaning on sculptured devils, flow Strang! But I hav6 seeir doorkeepers of churches and auditoriums who seemed to be leaning on the demons pf bad yentjlajiori and asphyxja. Door keepers ought to be leaning oh the angeis of health and comfort and, life. All the" sextons and janitors of the earth who have spoiled ecrraonj antl lectures ami poisoned the lungs of audiences By TnV"1 efficiency ought to visit this cave of Eleph ants and beware of what these door keepers are doing, when instead of lean ing on the angelic they lean on the de moniac. In these Elephants caves every thing is on a Samsonian and Titanian scale. With chisels that were' dropped from nerveless hands at least eight cen turies ago the forms of the gods Brahma and Vishnu and Siva were cut into the everlasting rock. Siva is here represent ed by a figure lfi by 0 inches high, one half man and one-half woman. Run a line from the center of the forehead to the floor of the rock and and divide this idol Into masculine and feminine. Ad mired as this idol is by many, it was to me about the worst thing that .was ever cut into porphyry, perhaps because there Is hardly anything on earth so objec tionable as a being half man and half woman. Do be one or the other, my hear er. Man is admirable, and woman is admirable, but either in flesh or trap rock a compromise of the two is hideous. Save us from effeminate men and mascu line women. Gods and Goddesses. Yonder is the King Havana worshiping Yonder is the sculptured representation of the marriage of Siva and Parharl Yonder is Daksha, the son of Brahma born from the thumb of his right hand' He had sixty daughters. Seventeen of those daughters were married to Kasya pa and became the mothers of the human face. Yonder is a god with three heads. The center god has a crown wound with necklaces of skulls. The right hand god is in a paroxysm of rage, with forehead of snakes, and in its hand Is a cobra. The left hand god has pleasure in all its features, and the hand has a flower. But there are gods and goddesses In all directions. The chief temple of this rock is 1.30 feet square and has twenty-six pillars rising to the roof. After the con querors of other lands and the tourists from all lands have chipped and defaced and blasted and carried away curios and mementos for museums and homes there are enough enhancements left to detain one, unless he Is cautious, unless he Is down with some of the malarias which encompass this island or get bitten with some oi its snakes. les, I felt the chilly dampness of the place and left this con gress of gods, this pandemonium of de mons, this pantheon of indifferent del lies, and came to the steps and looked off upon the waters which rolled and flashed around the steam yacht that was waiting to return with us to Bombay. As we stopped aboard, our minds filled with the idols of the Elephanta caves, I wa impressed ns never before with the thought that man must have a religion of some kind, even if he has to contrive one himself, and be must have a god, even though be make It with his own hand. I rejoice to know the day will come when the one Ood of tb universe will be acknowledged throughout India. During the reign of Solomon the tax ation of the Hebrew became to Heavy that Immediately on th aeeeaafbn 0f hM aoo a dettaad for fafloetto waa mad, aad npan It Nfaaal tha- alf tttk eoUaotor, Aflokstt 1m 34 t oaatti ana a nqiaHii af tU d hftai 1 1 1 J P"W 4 '