XL. ' - DON'T LEAVE THE OLD HOME. I BllL Ia ihaaabt aaoul I ha aefeaaaa I Ml yau a Lhawc&t propoaad laa la t lam, il To m laa lul tit r'fbl MaoaiuiMM wa haa ta wo, it's Ln.a, Win wa woold iu Pla. tut ttial t no Mm a raaaiw, lw, Why wa tuvai nu any. Tb' u tta erually aor naad J 1 u drl tat), from ou homaa or lota is y thongst a-j daat Jo oar Jut Sally coma. And I lii aaumaa i uauata ' - By LoegfaJow ai j ra.Md la pttwm mot bar raaa lut ara -"lo nay at aotca it boat ' Wo so books ai:4 Vatura a pa.aa toa, - f r iui wtueb to grow la ouiod lal lo IU llaaltfcf ,J w.jrk wa do Wa U ttrB(ih toav Bad , and what aarat eoaacioaauaaa a w:a le Yicitca wamorr a auit a, " By dome aaraaat iuty Is Thm jora Ood (Lu.t ul for ! Tba tliua Kay nia, bill, bto wa - , Wiih "Oaaapaacia fraauoux ..wo " at? o lorta ta toa vi rid bo aaa if watba Itrroct U Laa (fn wo ' To work aur way To feafota of lama; but Uli toal day baa iaaa. I at ua tout -a till to aiaim Tha '. baar and It, yet botua Lat a brlcbtars (or iba oM folka. Bill. Ilia i.aya at ttjau daeUna. Aad wnlia a then Ura aiaaattra til .' txh tor. brim fours and tbina, -AoA it .o hn.ay aajtita f man " lo futoja daya wa nuc a flood of laawian nsbina taaa Wlii link oar baaxia win bcaua ALABAMA COURTSHIP. Outside, in tee dark niht. the pice trees were btod.rsg aud waving Lefore the sweerln,; wind Imlde was light and music and the gentle murmur of well-bred voices. Out side, an Alabama forest,; inside, the toinforUO e parlors of a winter hotel. At a small table were two person, a uiaa and a woman. While the music went on they taUed. lo a care less haphazard way. as if the lu al ter under discuiti. n were onlv of the sliirbtesl interest, yet wun the muxlc made pause they, too, were client. An open rua'a.ine lay upon the taUe before thern. Some one was playing a wait, in Lad time, and uo ter its cover the voung man ak-a.n took up the :nvers.4tional ball , where hi companico had dropped If. , I am rry you don't like my story. Kujfenia," he said. -I rather famyit Is the ties t tnink' I have done If 1 couid only hjve bad space to extend the idea. Howeier "It is just the idea 1 don't Iik," repliea the girl whom he a id rested j as lugenix "It Is too jrreatly ex- panded already. An usual, you have ' tinlHhed off every phrae. every en-1 tence, every paragraph with the ut- j Ojost polish of which your art is cap- ! ale, and it is capable of a gr atdoal. ' ltl as Rawless" f-he herniated an instant for the cjuj pari hod, "a-- the ' rnot perfect 'arL Aud It is as 1 cold." The vounn man fiunhed a little with pleasure at her wo ds of inean- j ured praise, hut relapsed Into his j habitual composu-e as she flnls-hed. ' "That is what I meant It to be,"! be answered; "we have bad some what too much of the human pas sions Id our literature. I'eople are btioir tauKtit that a purely platoolc affection cannot poibly exist -tween a man and a woman. I think differently. "Aoa so you would have them marry without lovltg?" Sbe said tbU with a sunBesuvegatherlDf seorn - about her moui.h 'by no means " be interposed; but just then the musicioppcd a tin aod be loved with the eye-glasses in his hand. As he was about to resume uireola oterrupted him. listening a the men talked. At the rut pauM sbe turned to Ayltaers: 'Ball you dance, Gordon?" be asked "Sn, you know I don't care for It" "We moat do something to break the moootoay of ills awful place. You won't refiLMj, I bope," sbe said with to appe-llDf glance at feather stone. "Only too happy, if Gcrd a will permit, " was the ready but half sar castic answer. "Uo, deu't mixtd me. I wtll to out and look for your wit be. Hutrb," "And we will dlcus your theory of platonic lore," replied leather stone, leadiiaK bis companion awar where tbe strains of the violin were already call In tbe dancer. It was very dark In the pines, now tbat be wax beyond tbe Itgcta from the hotel, and Aylmera started at finding some one crouching betide bis path, f "re Id if forward, be was able to distinguish the f.rtu of a woutao. Sbe sttik to htm tremulously, a If half fearful of physical rioleoce. I "lon'tweod me away, sir, ple-i." sbe pleaded; "I don't meao no barm here" By her vole he could tell she was one lit the people of the region; a peo- ' pie wno are cruoe, uncu tlvatd, un ; schooled, but slu,ple and kind y, yet i terrjMe wid roused by passion. " i bat are you do. eg here:-" AtI ; ers asked the ouestloo ncrt tcuse ! he cared In the leant, but because It seemed incumbent upon blm to make some answer. I ' I was wait ng tosee blm- wben '. j he comes out," ti,e woman said, besa latiririy. 1 aw tim thrvugh tbe , winuow, dancmrf. with hj arm ! I around tbat tall, dark, beautilul I ' K rl " ' , Me (topr-a s-uddcnlr. as if afraid 1 ' she had f.a.d too much. There was : an ominous Dot in her voi. e, as irit was Cot well for ibis nameless one tbat she had seen him with bis arni about that other woman. "You i-aw h m dancing, eh? And with another girl? Then ou mean your lover, I suppose? liut how can that hurt you- You will have bim all to yourself after awhile, won't jou?" He tipoke half-ruo kiiigly and his onteujptuou note caught the woman's ear. I don't know why I should tell you." she answered, sulkily. I know vou are laughing at me. liut I will, for I mum t;i some one. No I sha'n't have him after awhile, be cause be don't f ate for me. but be fcha'n't have that other guL "My poor woman," said Aylmers, more gently than was h.s wont, "I don't kn w whom you are talking about, but If Idid I should caution him to look out foryou ef pec a V on a dark night like thU Aodmyad- tce to you is to go borne and to bed." "You don't know who I mean? Then look!" i The woman he lied bis arm and ; pointed back toward tbe hotel, where in the sudden glare of ligbt from ao : open door two flrures were revealed ; In distinct silhouette. Something la the attitude of tbe two. in the way tbe man bent toward bis companion, aod the in terjtneee with wbkb sbe appeared to listen to tbe word, stung Airmen la tbe s gbt of God?" In tbe sight of Gud ye. Euar'cla touched ber gently. "My poor girl," sbe said. But 1 est shrank from ber and fled away inic the nlgbt. Featberstooe was superintendent of the Lenoir mines, wnere they were digging black diamond frvtn tbe bowels of tbe earth. In the morning h s work called him away early, an i be left without having seen Kugenta again. At the mine there wa moj trouble with the nwbinery, and be dki not return for some data. So Aylmera aud Kugfna were left much to themselves fur companionship. There was more restraint between them now than there bad ta. and Aylooers thought Kigenia looked pale and troubled As for hlmaelf, be was notlceab y leas M-if-poaaeasel than usual, and leas r-a.ly In conver. sail .n. rhape it " was lru.se neither felt bright enough to start new topic that the tak o'lee writ back to Aylmer's story. I "lerhaps my criticism was U se ' vere," said Eugenia "It may be best, after all, not it feel too strong ly. One is safe then. I can see your meaning, as far as tbat" 1 "Ye; and we can tee what the other eit eme mean. That poor woman whom I found the other n:ght ' Is very unhappy. It it because she cares for f eaiberttoe too much," ( "Don't let us speak erf ber," in terrupted Lugenla And then in , ;If-C4ntraj!ctloo she continued: "but i-be is not to blame. Miebas , not been educated to our superior plane. She has not learned that the ( emotions are cm of date." I t-he spoke with a forced rapidity and iigbioes of tone that caused ; A rimers to l.ok at her lo surprise 1 "OQieiiaie 1 tbluk I do not un-der-uod you, Kugen a " he said, "but yet I want ta" He looked at .ut tbe room to see 11 there was any daoger that be would be overheard, and then went on In ;n even, careful tone. "I want to understand you," he re- peaveu. "i wisn mat we might un derstand each other. I care vry much for you. If you w.ll tru-t yourself to me 1 shall try to keep yuu happy. "Aud safe," hhe added, as if prompting blm to a word he bad for gotten. "Yes, and safe," he repeated with out noticing ber manner. Which means," sbe taid, adopting his own even monotone. 4 that you wish me to tie your wife" "t'ertainly," said Aylmers; "what else could it mean?" ery well," she answered; "then PERIL IN EASING PAIN. I will he Mrs. Uerdoo Aylmera I think I shall like tbe name." At the approach of spring Aylmers ana fcugenia decided to be married before their return t tbe North. rbere was a quiet wedding at the bott, and Keatherstone was among the guests. When be congratulated tbe bride be whispered something In ber ear that made ber turn pale, nut the answered him with careful dis tinctness. "You fotget that I kaow ilea Montro." In tbe throng tbat iurniiode4 them ma they wett to the train ltea like a whip, fle turned to tbe ; Mootrrs ere ft doe to r ugeoia. woman with renewed interest; be be gan to understand tbe pa4ion that swayed ber and to teel some klnsbin with ber. What is be to you?" he asked. "I know blm and be Is not like other men. He le kind and gentle et you make your bero, Palmer ! not rough and eoaree." liut you see, there it the other woman, the one be is with now." In spite of tbe hurt to himself be felt a malicious pleaaure in adding to tbe woman's torment "What b she to me? That:" Alymers beard a twig snap quickly in her bands and shrugged hit sboul- tbe Huggeetlveness of the Alnsworth, chotiee his wife at he would a horse w th a eala consid eration of what was best tutted to bit neeu." By th. time the suggestion of acorn had deepened until tt Indicated positive contempt, aud the flashing glances from Kuvenla Klngaoa'i eves denoted clearly that she, at least, ! dr - would not be chosen In that manner, i touoa. "That U quite r gbt, " said ber com panion, with the stubborn persistence tbat author always show in defend ing their work, whether they are right or wrong; "you see. It led to bapplneee for both." "In your ttory yes. In real life it would bare been misery and shame nd humiliation to the woman when she came to know bow easily she had given herself up." "She should never know." He poke with a quiet etcphasla that seemed to Invest tbe conversation with some personal element tbat It bad before lacked. Eugenia took ad vantage of another lull in tbe music to av id an Immediate reuly. Some one augMtted dancing, and tbe various groipe about the parlor disintegrated and reformed about a common center to discuss tbe propo sition. Eugenia rose to take part lo thJt, while ber companion rema ned and turned thoughtfully the page that scintillated with tbe brilliant and epigrammatic, but Icily cold, cffpouTlngs of bla pen. Suddenly a voice Interrupted his re very: "Come, old man. don't lit here wsoonlng We are all going to the dining-room to dance. Let's tec if we can't make noise enougn to keep out Uie sound of the wind. It howls to-night a If tbe witches were broad." Aylmers koked up curiously Into tbe bronzed and bearded face above hUn. "Ah, Faateertione, yon are bore, are yon? Didn't know you could leave tbe nine and tbe black dia mond long enough to show In society eve the society ot tha plney wood. And, by the way, since wben have you been troubled with fancies awut witches?" Y eatberstone laughed aoftiy. "I2t to long m you have . about Ktotale love, I judge, Gordon. At it I have not attempted to develop mt trxrte lato a colt. Yea. I've rmm u PMOMiy clever aketcb, out bar last word. Aid it .' 3rry tot tod h yon baiieva rt wblrper tbat Bee aaw wared . isrznmwmmmm a mm Etta "Don't t rash, my good woman: It won't pay. And at don't mailer) very much If we don't get juat what 1 we want" "Maybe not, to you.-' Tbe man laughed at this ready ap plication of bis philosophy. j "Weil, Iamffolof In." be said, I and It might spoil your chance If I Featbmtoie aaw ua here teg ether, i Betides, this wind Is to I doleful. ! 'Much he'd care," the antwered, "and I like tbe wind. It sulu me to-mgbt" In tbe perlort an hour later tbe ' three drew together again. "I have bad a unique experience, Hugh," tald Aylmera "Out here In tbe pines 1 chanced on an admirer of yours, who bad come out merely for tbe pleaaure of watching yon through tbe windows." FaaVbaratone triad In repreee a look of annoyance as be antwered; "beat aiafitroae I wtrpoee. A poor girl here who teem to have taken a faacy to to Why, I can't Imagine." Aylmers laughed easily. "It was too dark out yonder to Judge of her style or beaaty," be said, 'tat I think a nan would have his bandi fall who would undertake to curb bar temper." Eogeola rose and walked away from them to tbe end of the parlor, where the low windows led out upon the gallery. Sbe paused there a mo ment and then lifting th aasb stepped out Into the night. At a little distance, beneath tbe tieea, she could make out tbe form of a woman. Sbe stepped down fearlessly upon the carpet of soft pine needier. You are beet Montrose," she said. "Yes," answered th woman, briefly. "Than tall me, aad tail me truly, as ooe boneat woman to an other, what is be to yon?" In tha Intensity of bar 'feeling Eugenia bad salted ras by tbe arm and brought tbelr faoas clow togsth- er, ao what shethad only to whisper 1 lied to you tbat nlgbt" the aid. "I thought I would tell you. But If you bad not given blm up I woold have done with you like that" Aod again she broke a twig sharply In ber hands. Wben Aylmers and bis wife bad gone, Featberstone mounted bis horse and rode gloomily toward the mines. On the road he came upon Bess. She made a gesture as though tbe would stop blm. "Out of my way!" he cried with an oath. "You have already done me barm enough. Let me never see your face again." When he bad gone on a little way be drew reign suddenly, turned and rode back to where tbe woman still waited. "he," be said, "bow much do , you care for me?" Tbe woman laaghed drearily. I "Don't you know? I've lied to I keep you here. Tvesold my soul to j tbe devil to drive her away." j Featberstone looted at ber closely. ( Sbe was not uncomely, albeit Illy I dressed and showing the unmistak able marks of toil and poverty. Hugh reached down and took her band. i "Come, lie," be said gently, I "let us go to the parson, l'erhaus i this is best after alL Neither of us is platoolc." New Orleans Times I emocrat. j Called Down. I Young Snoberly It very anxious to create tbe lmpressluo tbst he Is "a don" At French. A few evenings ago, at too du broom, be took a rrertcb comic paper. od for batf ao hour be pretended to be absorbed in lu con. tents. Every oooe in a while be would smile feebly, as If be bad been carried away by tha Joke, aad say, aadibrV, "Moo, tree boo " There were several gentlemen at the adjoining uUe wbo bad been no ticing Hooberley-s anUca. At last one of them sa 4 "See tbat Snoberly over there pro tending to read tbat French paper I am certain tbat be does not under stand French. He is Just doing that to Impress tbe people with bis knowl edge as a linguist" "I suppose he must understand French, " replied one of tbe party. I "I'll bet a bottle of wine tbat he doesn't, aod I'll prove It" "I'll take tbe bet" ' The gentleman who bad made the bet walked quietly over to Hnoherly, and said. "Monsieur, qu'elle beure est 11?" ("What o'clock If. It, sir?") . Young Naohorly txnilod a Parisian mile, and gracefully banded over th paper! , The only Mm the woman folk do ! not say "Don't" to boy Is whoa he i soaaks off to bad early. atai ta Draff aad Wa. Vp Twa Lavaa. A review of tbe ttaliati'i of a noted s leotlflc medical cure dis close tbe appalling fact tbat a large rerrvotage of tbe patients applying for trealoieot are women. Further Inquiry tr tne Hoatoo Tranwript shows lb it housekeepers aod tbo e employed In various branches of la bor constitute a g eat number of tbtsse unfortunate beings, whose lives are wrecked by continuous in dulgence la narcotics. Tboe who have spent years in otudylng this subject agme tbat the victims in nearly eery case have begun with tfrug. merely to e se a temporary J jam and have realised wben tt was ! too late toat tbe babll bad be urn e i et 4br.ned. A farmer's wife finds ! herself a sufferer Irotu periodical sick ' jlsl neaaacoe. a aociesy woman on me verge of nervous lollapse. a brain warker unequal to the Uk she bas undertaken. A suiall dose of mor phia, a third of a grain of quinine, a drink of alcobol in one oi tbe many forms. een to ilsrida water aad per fu aier r, it a quick but dangerous fttinulant Tbe next day, at tbe tame hour, the same remedy is at band, aod be'ore many weens the vie Mm is chained to the habit Th is particularly true of tho drurf. uich have none of the social tetup Utkjns of llyuor drinking. There Is no pleasure in taking drug, and thoe wbo continue to do so confess, wben cured, the horrible, Indescrib able agony, both mental and physical, of attempts to o Ithout IL Three grain of morphine are generally con sidered a faUl doe, )et many w .men wh j apply for treatment are taking enough every day to kill flity persons. one of the mot d.stressing phise of the drug habit is its effect on (he moral sene of its victim investi- gator.s are author. ty for the state-i ' tnctit that women and of course ; 'men at well are ab-ouie'y un- j j truthful even retrardloi tbe niuat ! trivai ariait, when they have ac quired the habit In this particular, oplun is much more to be dreaded than II juor. The Intensity of the craving U ruist horrible to witness ; as wa shown oy a recent Instance. ' A woman was arrested on om nil- i nor cbarye and locked up. She sent i to a friend to br.ng ber her accus-1 tomed dose of opium. InmeaJ ot re-1 moving tbe cork, which would have! taken but an Instant, she clutched j tbe bottle tightly between ber hands) aod tossed broken glasa and jowder ! Into ber mouth. 'I ten ber calmness ! returned. Those who know con firmed opium eaters le!leve they would walk barefooted over live coals or 'ace any horrors for the sake of appeaaiog their craving. So sat urated doe the body become after years of opium eating that Its crys tals elude through tbe akin aod about tbe ointa. Those wbo use tbe hy podermic needle are enabled to take much largei quantities than by swallowing tbe powder. The desire forany of these drugs aad also for liquor Is periodical, and the scientific cure, which bat proved so successful, combats this regular swing of the nervous nendulam by rhythmical treatment j The waiter towed and withdrew. In t tbe course of lime be relumed wltb tbe coffee, but lh- grapea did not ap pear After about twenty annulet. however, be entered the dialog rwosa, Uanng a large platter, which be lalJ before them. Tbey looked at It aod at each olber. Then they looked at tbe waiter. lg pardon," tad ba "Ao't everything ail right'" "Tbo." gapd the yourg woman. pointing to tbe platter, "are not Ielaware grapea " "I-telaware grapes:" "echoed tbe waiter. Then he lifted tbe platter again. ' iteg pardon," be said. "1 nder stood you to order deviled crabs'" IFOOLS THE CONFIDENCE itwJIaiaaa-l aatita Tr 1 I i 4 i it it ortel walking a glancing i men and I in alow U? Portrrbouae tad Teoderlola. A carcass of ter Is cut into nine teen pieces. All the pieces and the names are in the di llonary. Look at aud you will Bod tbe names "tends loin" aod "porterhouse" ' two names that tbe loexpereneed ; buyer baa always on b t lips. Tbe porterhouse It a delusl n and a snare n a va-t majority of caw. Tbe ten , derloin i tbe thick part of the sir Io n after a few round bone steaks I ae been rut off, and 1 called the . tilet de btxuf. It takes a choice plee for n lasting, but If not sold In a lump l cut into sir'.o n steak of three grades. The Brst and wcood grades are technically ' hip rloln steak" and "fat toe s rloio steak." 'I hue are the stealui that tbe young housewife jays t it afor. Tltere are not over s x of each kind in one car- i a.vt, iui the c ance'arc thai sbe pays her good money for a third cut, or round o e sirloin," which Is In it self a capita! steak. Port" rbouse steak are cut fnm the su ail end sirloin steak, and ooe car caxs contains but a few of the i . In ge o out but hers understand tbe knack of cutting the small end sir loin so as to Include other portions of the beef, thus enaM ng them 13 sell Uith at porterhouse prices. Good l'cl has a .uic. or sappy ap peaiarice, with a Due, sruo th grain, wbkh is easily noticed The fat,both ouUldc aud through the muhdes, pro' acnu a eiear, straw-colored appear ance The best) s ou!d be cherry red. When the treat rises quickly alter being pressed It may te consid ered prima When the dent made by premiug r ars slowly r not at all, de pend upon It tbe beef .a ptx.r. Oraal Bkastlwa. Without doubt of all the battles recorded In modern history the long est and sternest, as well as one In which most men were engaged, was tbe memorable tattle of Lelpslc Oct If, 18, and 18. 1113, called by the Germans the betUe of the nations. The number of troops engaged Is variously stated by different writers at from i:,OOo to 110,000 on the tide of Napoleon 1 and from 23U.OOO to 2VO.000 on tbat of tbe allies uuier Pr.nce Hebwarueoberg, lilucuer, and Hernadotte, lu this awrul battle the slain on loth sides amounted to I' i.OOO and thousands of the wounded lay for days around tbe city, in the battle ot. Koeolggratx, or Sadowa, July 3, m, fought during the "seven weeks' war," the allied Aus trian and Satoo troops engaged amounted to about zoo.aoo men, while tbe FruMlaos, under tbsir king, mustered, In rouod numbers, AO, 000 combatant Tbe total loss of tbe Austrlana, etc, amounted to about 4, 000 men, while tbat or tbe Prussians was lO.ooo If we go back to the melees of an cient days we And It stated tbat at ooe fought at Tours In 732 between tbe Franks and tbe Saracens from 350,000 to 875,000 men were killed on tbe field. Tbls would of course mean tbat many more men were en gaged than at Lelutlc In a battle mentioned in II Chronicles between Asa, KJngof Judab, and erah, King of Ethiopia, we are told tbat tbe for mer bad an army of a thousand thousand, or 1,000,000. Canon Kaw llosoo observes that tbls statemsnt dose not exceed tbe number of other oriental armies. Darius Codoman- ous brought into the Held a force of 1,0. 0,000 men near Arbela, where be was finally defeated by Alexander the Great, 331 R C Xerxes, too, as frot lUwIlnson says, crossed into Greece with certainly above 1,000,000 Oosn beta uts, aod Artaxerxes Muernon collected 1,100,000 to meet the at tack of tbe younger Cyrus. Faithful to Ilia Trust Into ttw City Dispensary recently was brought a tuau on a stretcher. He was haltered and bruised and un conscious. He bad been knocked from a bridge to tbe ground below. He was a strong, rugged-looking man. 1 he doctors lata blm on the operat ing Uble to examine him. Tbey felt his chest, and hi ribs, aays the In diana polls News, his arms and legs, and carefully went over bis bead. taking stock, a it were of tbe broken bones. He was Mrloualv Injured, and It was a question In the winds of tbe doctors as to whether be could re cover. When be lgan to come to his senses he gasped for brealb aod coughed in a dry, hard way tbat made the doctor fear an Internal hemorrhage. Tbey would not have been surprised to see blm give up tbe struggle "lie's trying to say something, " said oee of the physicians. Tbey gathered around blm, waiting. Tbe expression on tbe wounded man's face was full of anxiety, aod be seemed to be trying bard to say some thing important "tjlvc him a stimulant," suggested one of the doctors. A glass of whisky was brought and plaodtohls lips. He drank it all with an evident effort, and between the ladwlauaa law ta There Is a growing fashion traveling men to attach satchels aod valise those well Utile strap fastening lo tbe I sf tbe baggage a small leatbg Into which is slipped a card IV tba owner's name. At a tri walkt aloog tbe street carryln? baggage (but tagged It Is ofte V t vtffa un sjaius OT tBJ a 1 Ug, ment at bis tide aod tag. ine continence men Uerers have not been sover mat lact, and tbT not quenlly In this way learn tbe a jame or iheir intended victim sut tbe assistance of the usual federate, wboe business It Is lo (be victim's name and place of jence. I bave a frieod wbo travels a xeai. ou i whose appearance of i less and child like Innocence ati toe bunko man as sugar ate files. He baa become accuatouJ thetn now. Tbey never dupe I but their attentions sometimes J blm. He drifted Into tbe city affair long ago, aod as belaid his sal upon the hotel desk I was turpi to see thai it bore one of ihe I leather tags containing the cars' Mr. Jabct L. Slmonds." 1 Jab'. I . Slmonds was not toy frig name, and 1 laughingly said to i "What's this mean.' I'll bet yi swapped Uggage on the train I have got some other fellow's sa ten My friend smiled, winked slyii the hotel elerk, and said rnvsterl ly: "No, I haven't That's satchel, but It Isn't my name. (I nuUIde with me after a while I'll show you how It works. If bave my usual luck." We went accordingly, and friend carr.cd tho satchel with i He had his "usual luck," and 1 how "It worked." We bad walked three blocks from the Gri l nlon Hotel wben a dapper little low came up behind ua I d.dn't ttce that he even glanced at saicnei, out, nj must, nave aone 'J course. He walked up briskly, though lo pass ua, then, turning l a well fe gned lo-.k of recognition neia out, nis r-ana, enusiveiy grH my friend at "Mr. Slmonds," and tuning in on toe same old bud formula, wheu iny friend nudged and interrupted blm H.lad to see you, Johnnie." aid. "My name isn't Jalz kimonos, ana i m noi so green at Nok. I just keD that tag on baggage for the sake of chaps of y kind, wbo are o fond of recogni old friend. Good day. Johnnie: hd - you're not offended." 1 like to do It," he explained me as we started bark toward boteL "It's lust a fad of mine." Tha Walvcr'a Mlatafee. The waiter Is tbe one Imperturb able being on tbe face of tbe earth. Mo order can move him. He would probably look serenely unconscious of any incongruity In a breakfast order of black coBee and cheese or a dinner of oatmeal and milk. The other evening, sayt tha Now York World, be Indicted anew hit right to be con sidered the one Impassive Individual no earth. , They bad eaten a leisurely dinner of sever: courses, god bad Anally eon -to th coffee. Tbey ordered II aad than aba Ibipad that aba thought Ilka aoaw Delaware graoa. gasped out; "I wih you'd tell my wife that the meat for dlnr.er's In my coal pocket" Then he fell back on ine table aod was carried In an unconscious state to his borne. "Faithful to bis wife's last com mission," was the doctor's tender comment oidftat Ncythn In ihe World. Quietly r posing oo one of tbe many weli-QIled shelves In Flinders l'etre's private museum In London Is an aucleot agricultural implement, which throws much light oo tbe art of husbandry as practiced by the prehistoric Egyptian. Tbls antique farming tool b a wooden scribe blade, wblcb was found securely im bedded In tbe mortar of one of the oldest tombs Among tb Hpaniarda, In Cataluna you are conitantly minded, among tbe women, of timely ivpe of Trc-vence. Stralgl weil-balanced women, w th brlgi eager glances, so different from tt Dther Spaniards of their sex; tt beautiful, tut alert easy f fcarrla Beamy, ana Mithefui worker, at at times sororislngly free of tbe lacesoie oegrsdation of tbe nu wnicb is characteristic of a people uccay. nov o attractive as pleasant Proteaeale, of a surety. in something of ber sooare b and look of diminished Homao. Iiie men are rougher and plain! and, while both sexes geniculate al re voluble enough, tbey posseaa IllUe of true Provencal effervescer coughs he as they do of ( avtlillao courtesy ai cnarm. t.ood nature the women off as apology for brains, but tbe mldi aod lower class male Is franklv ti crabie. I Tbe very dialect be atieakt writes is to hideout to the siubt al ear that there Is fear of tbe foreign approaching him wltb prejudl Juttsotuave and beautiful U t language of CasUlle. composed 0f t most musical vocables, and hard less harmonious on the printed pa? than lo tbe educated ten u I a. Jd to bartb and barbaric is Lb is dials' j of Catalonia. It Is not, I think. ImDrobable UJ the sound sf tbe a, each we habitual otter may be a guiding Influence urx our manners. I offer thts as ao a planalloo of tbe poll ten ess of tl t'ranfh lull W . n J of the Valley of tba . .aLr Lower Nile. The snaft of ihe lnJ-h-.aT".'.UI . ,-w"5 , , .-uo a aiataiai, SUV tjMk a tweeL and ha i . ki strument, at already luted. Is of wood of some unknown species, the edge being careftlly t with a row of fllote so as to present their Jagged edge lo a manner Dot unlike that exhibited by the teeth of a saw. These flint teelb are of uniform site, the base of each being fashioned so as to Ot tbe tbe curve of the wooden blade, at ooe would naturally sup pose, but are aacb Oraily cemented In place, tbe material being of such excellent composition, and tbe work- ansblp of ucb superior quality. guege. Mt iraocls of Asslssl h coo versed In vain with bird aod be in Catalan; and Mr Pbilio Rid were less captlvatlog if his cbl vain sentiments had been expressed peecb so barbaric. Good Word "be Made Pawa Ttiwd A veteran editor of ihu eit i uowo w nit ciub a few n gbt a. 1. .... 1. 1 1 - vuwvaii.a; orer a "good" on bit wlf. bluing nut hi- said that affr a l.r- l .' ." . hKmt w" V DlW v. - .mr tiara uwair sip marriafl nun . j proilmatlng ,0oo year, they appear happy e.r t7 baV, Taen Two a. sound and perfect a when Orst lu to ak you a quaatloT" v,-iua. vwssr. i leaSM raLhair tn aaa Kin l -St. Inula lrv., .!.. I. .. . w .ai au '- -."v. sentimental nua-wi aha .ki i .w v m i ou "Any hanrf n a Hunday tb( quetlon you plaase, be A Rawer ad. a a. .a a-v 4S-. A - m auw auuoriuvcDtiSDV OI a BUnflaV- I ..ur.li .......... cbool was one afternoon explaining r ,., . V et,lullc1' to hi. scholar, the story of WHah a2 LT"l.lo.a,k blh-' ' ' me proiibeu or Haal; bow Elijah built an altar, put wood upon It aod cut a. bullock in pieces, and laid It on tbe altar. "And then," said the superintend ent, "be commanded the people to Bll four barrels with water, and to pour It over tbe altar; aod tbsy did this four time. Now 1 wonder If any ooy or gin cao tell me why all tbls water wa poarad ovr the bul lock upon the altar." There wa slleno for a few mo ment, wben on little LuytaoM an "Fleas, lr, to ma tba gravy." liked better tbao yuu do me." wny, no, of course not " "Well, did VOU aver aa an atari fou liked a much?" "No, Indeed: oertalalt not" "liUt bow about John" VOW John Wa the awUat au anJ the apple o ber aye. 1 'Dh. well" the Mid, tia, I diffr int tou snow I bora him ' "WalL aoyou do am. sau tbaa th lather went to tba dab, J -atauoaai upmi IWHXM rtlTtl aM 'T ... :- , ; " 'v r i i