EOUBAKD THE FARM NMHTMCNT MAM l" flat tt ammia ta Ben W a "Bll fiM frost Bar.' iilft Crnna assail Pralu. fcarly fall I an excileot time to act out small frntU and provide against the lack of i boi which we felt so keenly during the heated tart Kesptajrrie. blackberries and urraou. are all deservedly popular aod i.oaltby food, and they possess the g real nierllof re oinng very lit tle cultivation. blackberries aod raspberries mar ba iirowo on any aoil except a very heavy clay or one that i liable to re main water-soaked. They are gen amilv nroruirated bv cuttings and hould be planted mi as to allow the i roots to tirow before tne grounu freeze It Is considered beneficial to cut oac the cane to within in laches of the grouod after planting The, earth should ie pressed ttrmly about ibt-m so th t the soil aod roots way come into close contact Hasp berri8 nbould be set about four feet apart and blackberries six or s ven. The red vari. tie or raspberries are not so ha dv as theb ack or the black oerrieA Alt, however, require to be be&jUy mulched with manure before w i uier. If manure is not accessible, an extra a no ret of earth should be placed about the riant, bat it must be reiuoed In the spr ng. lied riso berries will yle.d excellent crops for eight years, and fair tme for another eight while Mack terries last even longer. A i aspherry be I may i formed io the fall with a little care, so as to five fruit the neat ?e r This in ao eouipllshfd by digginu up panU with a quantity of earth alxut them aod carefully resetting and watering them The tope mut then be shortened In and half the foliage re moved from the canes which should be left three feet in length. Currant and gocttries deserve to be much more extensively grown than tbey are at present Tbey are sure annual and abundant bearers, are grown with little tmunie aod re quire only to I kept free from weeds. Currants tfre propagat d witn tne greatest eae imui cun ukb, which should be less than a foot in leastb wheo set Triey should be inserted slanting, o that only the top bud is aiwve ground, Tbey will do weii on an km 1 of soil, but a a rule, the richer the soil and the let ter the cultivation the heavier the crop and the larger the berries. plants need renewing ev ry six or eight years. Gooseberrycuttlng also root easily, but many prefer layering. The gooseberry la a gross feeder and require a rich, moist loam, but not . . TH t il w.t mtmwtA OV WCU will uww wviivj drought orcrtiWdlng. A little shade Is e sentiai. When grown in tne full suo the fruit is act to mildew oa the sunny si le The general cul tivation Is much the same a- that of the currant, but more ca e is re. quired The English varieties are much flrur than th) native, but are also more liable to mildew. Tie disease can. however, be successfully kept in check by means of spray pomps aod fungicide l.-rs Crop Pay Brt- It rarely happens that a big crop is produced at a loss. The ext a work required to secure a laru y.eld jcr acre always pay letter than dot s a lik ; aoiount of labor spread over a wider a ea. There are lituitatl ns to the amount nf fertility that can lie profitably provided for ea h crop, a every farmer knows. Mime neel a rilKerent kind of l'ertili.ing than do etbets. There i re gross feeders and what we may call delicate feeders. Most gardens vegetable are gross feeders. The soil cannot i made toorlt h fo;-labbage or celery or the large root crops. They alt require liberal supplies of nitrogen. ( orn also needs rich land. It helped by t arse unfermentea manure, o cause In the soil their decomposition fur nishes beat, and this is aii important to make corn grow. Tbe same appli cation of oarse staole manure to soil detlc eot In mineral plant food w ll'niu e wheat oro hersraailgrsio, making the straw weak and liable to rust Hut stable manure oo land where there Is plenty of potash and phosphate will often make a large crop by rendering the mlnenl fertil ity available. It U economy how ever, to appiy the stable manure to aorn, and let its second year e e t go Irto the wheat, iis or Iwrley that follows it s vinK irM frwm f rnsu Jt almost, always happen that arter be first, e vere frost, (irsir ying urape foliage, there often comes one or two weeks nf tine, warm weather, wheo the vines that hate been protected will ripen the r frni. thoroughly. We nave Ipened the loos ana the ( a tawha Krapes, loth of which need too hMtg a sea n for ordinary ripening ! the open at v by covering the bre liaes with a sheet, each n gut, re moving It n tbe morning. This Is a material help ev n when there Is no frostt fo oo clear nights there I al sjsvs a heavr dew. n cb chills fruit nwd leaves There is little r no aApen ng of uncovered grapesat night tliib a slight covering to keep off te flew tbe r'peiilng prore-s may go M all tbe twenty-lour boors Kvery , ' t wbo ba grown grapes beside a LAVb,a' IIiai t.ka flffiaat. j!uatAM Itlnt earliest to ripen are always tnder wide awnlog. where -f'tsw beeo nrotecte i from Id : " " 1 ytzzm wm Uw aarl- variat hw of ksocu m W Dorura eooi km w ntis'Kwaj tbey sboaM be! finn d to aark rsnta utoovn around otr. 'reining weather oawt when they should he reswore: utb ee lar, or st-ran" In pita, the esllar being pref er) ie if entirety frost proof, fetor intr earty potatoes io a cellar before cold weather should be i voided, any ; shelter abive ground being prefera ble by this plan decayed or partly I decayed tubers can be throw out ! wtieo rs iioviog to the cellar. They mav al-o be piled la larger quantities iban tb y were earlier la the Reason. I The short po ato crop this season should Insure rood price. Hence it I we il to look very closely after every detail of the harvest In (fathering, the mali unmarketable ones should i be saved as the chances are that they will have a (rood market value at planting time. . j r ... ..rails. at -W , swine have very little hair as com-. pared with other domestic animal. ; 1'bev are exposed in our American climate to hotter summers and gen eralir to colder winter than In' Europe, though the last few yeait European winters have been more severe thin our own have been. The somewhat coarse-honed treed f, like I oUnd (hint and i erkshire are therefore preferred by Western' breeders, anile for those who a m to, provide 'Otofortable shelter for the hogs, a cross of these with the Essex or small Yorkshire will be more prof- liable. T. ere are many who like a white hog best and for such we know nothing better than the Che shire which is the only breed origin-1 ating in this country without cross, ine with other stock, and therefore liaifc 'o frequent variation from the usual type. Oals as Pall Pard. In some localities farmers sow oats or barley on their corn and potato grounds, to be ted down in the fall It is a good practice. . nd the feed thu procured w,ll in most cases be worth more than the ost of seed and the work of harrowing It In. After a very dry summer, as we have had, the soil is full of available nitrogen. When fall rain come this makes any plant grow vigorously, i th oats and barley will continue lo grow aftet light frosts, and until tbe soil itse f fiee-e The fertility they thus draw from the soil will be washed away and lo-t if it is le t naked through tne winter, and will protect tbe fer tility iron) wasting. We have knowt both rye and wheat to make some growth io warm, wet weather io winter. tnanpalartty af tha Malaarrr Trsa. It Is a curious fact that no insect but the s.lkworm will willingly eat tbe leaves of the mulberry t ee In season when the grasshopper or the army worm abounds, every other tret and piaut may be stripped of it fol age by the devourers, but the mulberry tree will escape to tbe last Kansas locusts will eat ever th n else tirst, and when alt tbe rest 11 gone, with wry mouths wl;l then ta kle tbe muiirry leaves It seem to he tbe one food specially designed by nature for the support of tbe siik worm. Carnal lr ArM tar Paal Mraod. A German bee-kee; er reports eo tire success io tbe care of foul brood with cariiol c acid. A generally em ! ployed .be acid is a failure, being toe ' weak If diluted and driving out tb Lees it full st enth. The expert ; menter used full strength a teasim ful mixed with a much tar, put under frames lu a little box, opee enough to allow evaporation, but bee tight It should 1 used ever; three months. fiata. I A tomato raised this seaon bj Samu 1 I'rlch of Marion, a..wel(jbeo : tionnds and measured 1 inchet around. Lii riD putty for greeo bouse work 1 made of per cent white lead, with pure lin ed oil and wh t.n'. Apply with a putty bulb. A k load of Oregon fruit re ceived in the East consisted of Hurt j jett pears silver, Italian, t.eruian, j an(1 Hungarian piunas and e,ii plums. Wukkk can you get a better pic ture to hanu over your desk than an accurate map of your farm, with tin field numbered aod correctly mea -ured? PiiOf . BoBKtT" of Coroell, says thi great dlffl ulty with farmiog I UK much or too little mo st ore, aod toe little cultivation, thu iLdtcating lb necessity of drainage M . A. W P.n'r. say or alfalfa "It g es down further an comes u fas er than com moo clover. Tin quality of tbe bay is ood, but it h nara to cure i itev nirre i nns sue yea foi owing the planting." i Tnist y to keep hooey from candying, says 4 writer, is to seal il lu t tfbt jai-, the same as fruit. Thit ! Is tbe way that tbe bees do. aud it i j tbe only safe way. It should bt ; tbor ghly beated.before putting up. C t- ho odder. In lu first stages, H adulterated tin, which mayconiain lald, can lie qukkly relieved l.j as high a 12 per ceut of lead, the copious applicat.ons of hot water- orKanic salt formed by the corrosioo hut a the hands can stand. Vaeelioe (tt tne ea(j being alwav poisonous, is a flrt-class application for ur fn0 fomtnoo praetoe of oloriog teat sometln.es the toau get badlj canned p with enpptir I very oo scratcb d by briars or by barlis oo j tlonaole. The ue of preserfa w. re fences. tive,such as salicylic acid, is not Proi. L P. RoiiE rra, writing tr without ri.k, while an occasional the "Rural New Yorker" from Call source of danger I the development forula. savs "All tiees are Inclined 0f nitrogenous bodies called pto vo overbear. It Is tbe American malncs io ore-ervtl meat. The story over again. Too much. 'To rn n b! Wben will the time conk wheo ao overmeut' will not he ev-jt piesent in theprln Ipal food prod u t, to tbat e onowy and thrift may take ; the place or ca eleas. ignorant squao i derlng?" - j j VRn an srlvea np a Barrtagt ' aoTTafoaibnr of bki ebareb, tbe mnl facta are tbat M M In love witb ! ' itasavaaas w tMkMl tWs ft Ossa saatta fa Aetaaa. ' 1 watch ship's crew lo the most excMmr aowwi of clearing for e too U to realize tbe valoe of dlecl pllae la Ita moat perfect deveiopmeat the result of the constant practice that gives faultless precision. It la the habit of capable captains to as semble thelrcrews at general quarter many time during the peace niaoue- vera, io oraer wiat mey may grow accustomed to tbelt duller, and go about them without confu Ion. whether the alarm come In broad daylight or in the darkness of n gbt Such, indeed, ta to ordinary rou tine of a batve-hln, and on it ber safety mar at any moroeot depend If things should g wrong. In steam tactics as In action. Whenever souud eal anj uat WA.B. mat nirw shrill M-hnai the mea wherever tber may ta. whether on watch or asleep in hammock, as- semble at their alloted posts with marvelous celerity. There is a mo mentary trampling of feet between de k, a rattle of arms, aod then si lence so prolo ind that any word of command can be distinctly heard fore ana aft along the deck even of ucb a ship as tbe Ite pulse. At the words 'Clear for a tion" thete I a commotion which a lands man might mistake for a panic as ra n rush from point to point A blue acket never wa k when an order is given, but does everything at the double. Everyone knows his staliqn, and goes to it by tbe quickest and smrwi way. With a rapidity that seems wonderfoU coiupao on ladders, with tbelr ponderous gangwavs, are unshipped and stowed away; rail ings around the low decks fore and aft are lowered, the ventilating cowles and chimney stac .s disappear, to be rep aced by cover flush with the deck; hatches are battened down, water-tight door closed, and tackle rigged for hoisting ammunition from the maga ine, between deck every where something of the same kind ;s being done as quickly and quietly, and thentthe mo stand to their gun. When tbe bugles sound for tiring to commence the great baroette turn tables ievolve nowly, tralnel by un seen power, aod the quick firing gun in maiudeck lotteries are worked with surprising celerity by detach ment of l.oyal Marine artillery. At a prize shooting recently a de tachment t red sixt en shot in three minutes from one of tbe repulseguns, scoring nine direct h ts and plantitig f cooibreeie they produce to ny mlnia all the ' ther seven shou close to luw kite and fly miniature wind toe target that thev would have rid- j m,i, )ne ingenious youth " who- d ed tbe bull of ve y small ship Trie seventeenth round was io Uil gun wheo the TXase Ore" sounded, so that one gnoner, who was loading, must have lifted 1,700 pounds lo three minute. This Incident gives a vivid idea or the work that would have to be done in acti n by crews ot these qui k-flrlng guns, as well a of the t-martness with which tbe ' Blue Marines'- set about their Usk. Mrs j discipline will be a potent factor in future battle at sea. and there can be j no better means ot acquiring it than ; by such exercise as one has seen at general quarter dur ng the maoou- i vers. London Uaily New. IMPURITIES IN FOOD. They Are Not aa CnaiMoa a Maa? Par sous Mar SappoMi. Fingularly exaggerated Idea con cerning the adulteration of food are very generally held, according to Dr. U. W. VU ey, iheiuistof the l nited State Ilepartmeot of Agrlcultuie. Sand, lor i nuance, Is nob sild with siiar at least in the United Males. Tbe granulated and lump sugars tn the market are aim sl ab-olulely pure powdered ui(ar sometimes, j tUoutrh rarely, conta ns a little Hour ' or starch, and low giadeisuifars are impure chiefly through the molasses ! and water thev are made to absorb t in inaQUfacture. ot as good a re-j port can l.e given o' syrups There : is very little pure maple syrup, iut of w.iat is sold as such bein a mix-1 ture of glucose or cane syrups with a , small proportion of the product of ' tbe ma le. wrnle io ao imit tion ac- tually protected by a patent, the m pie flavor is given by an extract of hickory bark. LI iul I honey is large- j ly adulterated with glucose. - Of i coiuo honey, however, onlr that in 11 ties and jar is Impure, tbe old : iiui.r sslon that comb bone on tbe I frame Is adulterated bating been ! proven to be errooeoa Gmund cot - IVC IS su laiuci.r suuibciam wnu , Chicory, peas, beans, et1. , that it is j rarelv found pure, aod even the uo 1 ground berry is Imitated Tea is rarely m xed with foreign leaves, out frequently has it weight iooreas d by the addition of salts of Iron and Copper materials quite .prejudicial to health. Cocoa and chocolate are largely adulterated with starch and sugar, and piodu' t claimed to be greatly Improved as to digestibility may have little of the virtues of the original cocoa bean left in them. A damrer In canned k'oods Is the use of atsjveare illustration, which, though bad enough, are Insignificant la com parison wltb tbe rtartlltg eports that have be n published. Much tbe greater part or foods we eat 1 pure and wholesome ' Mnpasaw " ealtb. Tbe great wealth, either ot tha Morm.m church or of tbe Individuals at Its bend, ba beta demoMtrated by tbe moent lovestmeot of iu.oou,. bf le 'tret ateeklanny" In catted tSw Utah ' y is : lot. railroad, a bath- lag baaeh. aad aleneure resort at the Great Mli tab aad tafM, aqata aad operate totarraph aad tolepbeaa lines. This h purely a chirch schema, la which Gentiles have ao pari snd la like the .Ion Co operative Compear, to be managed to add to the wealth or the ( hurch Springfield KepnbU- can. t The Menace la Alrsoe. That the forces of Islam Involved in the widespread log ramlScattoo of the senoui sect menace the eiist-: eooe of r reach authority la North , Africa It would be exaggeration ta allege that tbey even threaten it security to a serious etteot may not : perhaps be the i a-; but that they , otpose a barrier to a French annex- j tion of the great tract intervening between beoegal and Algeria there can be no question. A fale more oa the part of the Paris Government, of the eiecutlve j In Algiers or Tun is, or even of some j subordinate omcial of tbe southern confine of the r reo h possession, might uf a sudden arouae tbe fanat icism of the dwellers beyond tbe out posts, and the new of it wou d spread like wild Ore over the -ahara and the Soudan. Tbe Mohammed el Mabdt mUht think bis time was come, might p ociaitn religious war, and might bring into pisy the vast resourse placed at bis command by the strange organl alion that bear hl bame. Senoussl has shown no i taste for strife Tbe Mahdl is net to be a man of war. but It is the unexpected whicn al ways happen In these land, and tbe heikh may dod some day circum stance, too strong for blm. That these reop e when they muster un .er the banner of Islam for tight are form da Me the Insurrection in tbe t-oudan has sfired to show. Black wood' Magazine Ka for the IVors. lhe electric fans i sed so gener ally iooflices, have ug sted many little (a clea io the way of decora tion. Tbe most universal fad is to fasten long streamers of gayly-coiored p iper to tbe machine and let It fly out In the breeze. The eHe:t Is very pretty, and ha a soothing influence on the heatei brain of tbe man who drops In and take ao easy-chair for a lew ruinu es Itefore going out again under the hot suo. Many private bouses now have the fans, and some nf t.he vnumrstars have utilized tbe i mother ba an electric fan standing oo the man tie-piece of the dining room, set his wits to work, and after thinking awhile went out and bought a Chinese bird kite, some bamboo and different colored tissue paper, : and began operation lie con i st rue ted a num r of small kites In the sba, e of birds, bats, and butter i file. 1 be be attached by threads to dtffereot objects io th room, so that they floated oo the current of air strlred up by tbe rapidly revolv log tan of the electric machine. The eiiecl Is most pleas.ng. aod at all times while the machinery i in mo tion the lttle kites dart around and over tbe dinner table like things of life An Ambitious Chicken. 'An obstr perous chicken suc ceeded lo calling out our Are depart ment not long since," aid Henry F. few annate, ot havannah, Ga., at the. Limlell. "It was a male bird of the game rsuasion, and had aryjulred thi veri- bal habit of living away from home and uiuualinx t an extra ordinary height for a uornesllcatct ti.rd o one occasl.ii, when cb ised by some lioys, itgot badly sc iieJ, and. flying up rapidly, strucic some wire, and uot tangled up In them hope lessly liy some means or other It sir N1 or d sarranit d a wire which notified the department of a tire, and every ctlort w s mane to get pram tly to the scene of tbe sup,iooil out break. "No fire being discovered, it was evident, a fa se alar.u had been turned in. but tbe cont uuetl strug gle of the rooster sent in further alarms and caused a general demor alization of the electric serrice. Wbeu the cause of the d sturbance wa finally located the bird was near y dead aod its handsome ap pearance bad entliely v nished. 1 recor(J of ,cn,cfcea upctt, g eUicMc This Is, I believe, the first case on s rvi e In thi way, but tbe bird, al though (juite a small one, succeeded j , In doing tbe work s,ulte effectively." St Louis Globe-lMmocrat Cpboldlng Dignity. The bea 1 cook of tbe Princess Farnese aod Este met one day lo a fruit market at Koine In iront of a fruiterer's atad. co which, very early for the season, a beautiful melon wa o. ered for sale. One of tbe cooks Immediately of fered Ave francs for It; the other promptly offered ton; alternate bios of twenty, thi ty, forty, et cetera, followed by rapid succession, until at last the iTince Karnes' cook bad the me on knocked down to him for o i franc. The crowd of b'ystmder indulged In uproar iom hilarity when the cook received his melon for everybody ex pected that ne would be taken sharply to task b hi master. (,uite tho reerse however, bap ponedj' Prince rarnese's cook, who commended, nnd re elved a pre e a Into the bargain for keeping up hi n. aster' reputation, whil t oo the other hand the Prince of Este sound ly rated his cook and Ji missed him for failing, by tt a practice or false economy, to opbold bis nsatar, dignity- ; Ttniir la tbe tasUoet of a beggar TVs Iieever alnt-tUM faratsaed Ue pwNtc assay sslM sstrarises during the past sigh tree mow taw. sate the fieaver Repahlwaa. It has skowa, partially, tbe increased production of gold In i be Mate aad has grown, io a comparative short time, from aa ob ! score breach of tbe general nasi boss of tbe G'jvernatsnt to a p ace of gen ' oral importance to tbe entire country. Kro'u a few thousand dollar monthly the purchase of gold at tbe mint baa growa to a half million a month. ' With this vast Inc ease of business baa grown a demand for a coinage : mint od so strong U this demand : that it can scarcely fie denied by tbe i Government i In the quiet routine work of the I slot there ba been gradually ac- cumulating an Item of wealth that I even tbe employe failed to realise i nil it a al.nrt time ana Jt Dls XlteD lhe cu.ion, to make u house cleanings cf tbe a- ; saying and re titling departments. At i such time tbe operating room were I carefully swept and all of the machin ery dusted. Tbe dirt and du thus 1 co'le ted has been washed and tbe j tallngs thrown into a bin back nf j the mint build ng where for years tbey have been accumulating At ea h quarterly - cleaning a snog sum, generally about HO" In gold i dust would be washed out and saved. Onlv a few pounds or telling wruld ,efl jo tbe bedumped Into the open bin, but durlnu the years tbl stuff gradually accumulated, un til It now amounts toabo it four tons. A few weeks ago Assay- r Puekeit went out to the bio of "tailings" with a pan. which be filled arid igao "washing.' The result was a sur prise, so large was the quantity or gold be washed out Without fur. therado Mr I'uricett hired an expert aod started him to work washing out tbe toiling. Mr. Puckett also bad bad some old melting pots that had been thrown out ground up and washed, and the result was that fr im the scrap pile over .', WXI in gold ba been panned by one mau lo thirty eight days. These tailingm, after second wash ing, have also been saved, and Mr. I'uckett say he ba refused an oiler ot i.i'OO from one of tbe smelter for them. He expecU to receive at least 2,0(K) for tbem In arranging for the improvements to be made at the mint Mr. I'uckett concluded to have tbe chimney of the furnace swept In doing this fifty seven pounds of soot, was se cured. Thi soot wa sold at ' per pound to one of tbe smelters, and the smelter authorities claim to have made a eood profit on their pur chase. The gold purchases at the mint for the past twelve days of th month have amounted to over (W,0ti . The largest pur base of any previous month io the history of tbe mint was a little less than 1'iOu.ooo. s sayer puckett says that at the least reasonable calculation the purchase for thi mouth w. II exceed oaiu. Fashions In Dolla' Kjex. Who would think of such a thing a a queen deciding tbe color ot the do Is' eyes within ber klnudom? huch a thing has been done, not by royal edict, however, but simply by having Her Majesty's own eye set tbe fash Ion. When Victoria became Queen of England more than tlity years ago. she was lair and young, with very biue eyes, whereupon blue eve Im cauie all the fashion, and all th ; loyal doll makers of her kingdom btuan sending ilueeyed doll I rum their factories. In Italy and Spain, where all the great l eautles have olive skins and dark, handsome eyes, a blond doll is Dot a common sls'ht Japanese (loJs have twinkling, beady blai k eves set in their heads asla.it, while the g.iyly dressed doliv from .Singapore Iooks from hei cop; er-colotcd face with a pair of narrow, coquettish black ejes i,Uite Ql crcru in cxpres- oo either the .Spanish or Chinese ties, irotu beau- The Mighty I foliar. There are several theorie, each ,1a,,tilllo anillirh if t ha lirltn i f l.l,S American dollar mark. Some claim tbat It Is a comb oat on of "J. t" tbe initial of the L nited States; others that it is a modification of the figure 8, the dollar llng loim erly called a plece uf eight;" again we are told that it is derived from a represen.auon of the 1'dUrs of 1 er. cule. consisting of two needlc-lim txiwe a or pillar connected w th a scroll. The old Spanish co n marked with the pillar device were fie iuemly referred to as "p liar dot ar " Ac cording to one writer tbe symbol of tbe dollar I a monogram of the let ters, "V," " ," and i," the dollar lielng original y a "thaler" coined In the valley of ; sialnt Joachim, lioboui a, and known as a ".toachlo I baler," and the monogram initials of tbe wonts "Valley Saint .loachlm." In conscquen e of mental malady, a deorgia lady con e'ved it her duty U live apart I mm ber hushauf, and, ! In order that be might apply or a ; divorce forged diM-uments which would give him cause. Tbe husband knowing the, were not true, but thlnkiog that to humor his wife would cure ber malady, presented tho lpe to the legal authorities and a divorce was granted. The ex mi. to his former w.fe again aod proiNised niarr age in due form, but although she appeared happy In bis lompany aod would go w th bira to tbe thea ter and Ilka places, she absolutely re fused bis proffer ot marriage and e. pressed a wish that he would wed a girl whom she named. Mjw the nun tt saokir to bate the decree of dt. torot art MM n,""r "valToas.. " " m Oa ta leaf 1 1 e eastern awswntohfotawr fcai rene, Jonwtail" was as Ha fwia bis bwcklag ooay hie rone with as sauce) grace i erseee as any, and in roping match, wh.ch, to foot as well a tha e w-bm wno needed help for bis roood up was of intorestt be won bis share nf prtsaa He bad beaded off" and 'toned" a fleeing euyote, and bad been known to assert that be reckoned be comld handle hi sataoie majesty if be ones got a fair chaoce with a rope aa) bat roan pony. His patronymic was known to but few. His non de plume if tbat ni tbe proper term for snob aa article was derived from wearing in bis bet tbe caudal appendage of tbe em ail plintigrade adopted a tbe opocial properly of a political party, and by it be was known to every one an tbe ranges. Tbe steers tit for market bad nana "rounded up," "cutout" aoddreo to tbe railroad for shipment, and af ter two or three days ot fun in town, Coon tall and two or three of bin com peers, whose services were ant re quired eo route to Chicago, bal started for home; a-maiter nf tare or four days ride By the end f th second dav, they bad emptied tbe bottiei with which they bad supplied themselves for tbe journey, aod with dry and cobwebby throat were seek log more. At a way-tde stern, near tbe crossing of Powder hirer, tony en .'eavored to procure whe ewlth to quench their thirst hut the proprie tor, acquainted with the reck easnaai of the average ow-puncher when un- I der tbe Influence of "forty rod," de 1 nied having aoy, and dlreotet tbem j ui the next ran b, nearly a mile away, ana across tne stream; oat not feeling very secure, a soon as tbey left locked bis do r aod be too him self to the shelter of a nearby "coulle " At the place to which tbey bad been directed they worn re ferred law k to the first party, aad Informed tbat they bad been tricked. It did notre iuire mu h time to re turn, but they found the buiMiof closed and locked. Half n rioa shoU around the staple holding the hasp to the door shattered tbe wood lo such an extent that a vigorous kick drove It open, and with a yell of triumph they took possession. Tbe bead of a keg, lying beneath tbe rude counter, presented a target, aad at the fame time, thought of a drink, if tapped. A shot from a revolver tapped it The poie-a .d-dirl roof leaped sky ward; the log i om posing the tidy nf the building went hurtllat over the prairie; canned stuT followed suit, propelled b- twenty pounds of powder; and CoonUil and h trieads followed the good. Wbal was fonad of two Blled each a small bow bat "Coon" wa found, blackened and eared among tbe sa;e brush, thirty or more yards away. V ndmg that be still breathed, be was carried to the stream, and rough but kind h mds weie oo busy clcaolog tbe dirt and smoke stains from his per son, i or clothing he retained the sweat-band of his hat, and his IxioU H i f an hour later he regained coa sclousness, and ga.ing aloiit blm through bis scorched eyelashes be feebly wanted to know what had hapctied. some one remarked upoa his escai and dilapidated appear ance, and r sing to a silting posture, be asked tor a mirror. One was found, and afti-r a loim survey of his feat ures, liis e..e .ishes ami brows burned away, and heard aul hair, save the n.irow frnge protected by b bat band, ifone. l.e remarked: "I'm doggoncd purly. alo't If That was a liybt n n' barber shop-, hair cut, shamp o an' a shave, an ail done in less o a iiiinit ' i t Press. offered m Knb (Hit One of the funniest Instance I ever knew to occur in ca lUt-j.t aav a veteran ofliclal of Penooscot Cou.m,, haprsuied year ao when utlga- 1'erham presided In the courtnf com mon p ea. An o il Jnshmnti, a resi dent of Pang r, was an important witness In a case, and loth be and tne lawyer, who were trying to ex- I w,ne J1'"' w" i V' ,u JiDe were having a bird ti ne u?ss was very alack and frowsy In his personal app aance. and th s heightened the effect of his blarney immensely. He perspired freely under tbe crdeal of examina tion aud wa evidently wisomg it well over, when the do r at tho rear of tha courtroom opened and .n came a little sharp-eyed old Irish woman. Tbe witness saw her and a I' .ok of Intense rciier spied over hi feature a he blurted out: -There There k mi- oe woman, co i.e in. At her some or your dum foolish uesllous. hbe kin take care o' ye.'" Lewi toe , ournal A linundrf man I to k my o coed pla e on Chicago, said G. a ul e looking Oae Dp Boalnra. laundry to a newly the West Side of L. i tamer. "I. wa place and the pro IwtoatfMsS rfOTPwas- ad as- tftw am aval the toadnr res prietor, a very jouug man, confident ly in ormcd me tbat h had only opiiiied a week bcf re, and it wa hie first business venture When 1 re turned for my clo' he 1 found an ex cited crowd. The laundry was c oscd, and (he proprl tor could not tie round. rVe broke in the door finally, as they said he had beeo gone ror two days. The e was an imm n o pile of laun dne i clothes hut not a mark oi any kind tt Identify them. The pro prietor bad forgotten thi Important feature, and wt.cn bv viewed the great pile without any possibility of separating them, he had ed. After an hour search I found my own linen, but 1' have never seen tbe laondi yuan since. n-cioclaaaU en quirer. T ik only time some men make a aland la wbea tbey cannot run. ja Xtx Mi tw U to tbetr