A SONO OF OLD TIMES. irr- totbttikef old-tin, day brifW.t and Th li 1 Bor .p.; oreak o' day o' U riuwl f im ..aat 10 w a.; Muus ri lu' r.ghi ou tima wnblouo' Inn, as awrat l rl dou ih- uil kiu l.ero tin rai- tlCIOad tiltt liifl! Lot to ( hlnk of tli Un.l. - Tlie ml k illl d il-tj Llo- T ua bird i. a iui.u lirp eA;4rr n-w-i im lard aiuaJni; lb n am o I ii iho to i lift u' 1 1 luv. r wltb the ring : oil tic. a day t1 glorr iD ijin'-ttiectittna tLa i tl e i'f old time day- to n' ll loo an' mora In- Ixjva ti tb uk lu.t . Lovaoa lt un.re e ter lb ciinm! to at ; Allib. i.ri.l, brlti'.cr -d n t tuattor ubat they hm, Iveif lirnrt wu 1 (jlilor an' le I tiipp, ou tb wiv t Lov to think f old time da; akw wiaal wijra . in-; Vlo'et otoHh in -d a.arikbrrai, ,a t t .liikliu' l li lli dew ! But win t Um mo' l lii a kin' au dreaiiilu' iay au m. Ii r II th U llnti aat lb" I rlgllteat w k D Ulake tb uew ilmaa luigU. 1 HOW ANGELS GOT KKLIGIOX. "Never heard how we got religion j lo A ug.-i. stranger? Yer ii'e'mas j atote Atmels r t to be sech a big camp as 'twas later on. but it was a rich amp and a mighty w.eked one 'lhere were lots uv chaps there whc'd je-L as soon die In their hoot as eat: and every other bouse was a dance-house or a saloon or a gam bling hell. Pretty l'ete and hispird ner Hve Ace boo, was reckoned the wickedest in n In tlie Male: an Old liill J iiiei. what kept toe lio.den West Hulei, had a national reutila Hon for i us-in'. The idea of a jar. sop striking the cauip never was thought uv; hut one dav 1 wa i1 y lug hank Into eie's yamc when Five Ace came runnin' In 'n' se. 'l:oys I'll be , but there's an ornery uss of a par on Jest rid up to ones-', lie's j la pardner with him. and he 'lows he's (Minx to convert the camp.' Vi sr. as vkk nee, r iko up it ' A MINIMEII or The he is,' says Pete. -I'll lln- Jsh the deal and go down and see ab ut that ' So we all walked down to .dues' and thar, sure 'null. In the bar, talking with Old Bill, wu. the j.arson, Hack coat and white tie 'n' all. He wan a big, scpuar'-shouldered hap witb a clack beard and keen g ray eves that looked right through yer. His pardner was only a lioy of 20 or no, with a yellcr. curly ha'r pink and white tral'x face, and I.Ik lluecyes We all walked in, 'n' Fete he stands to the bar V shouts fer a'l hands Wr drink: 'n' to our surprise the parson 'n' the kid Ixith stepped up and c illcd for red llcker u' )rank It Alter the drink was Un shed the parson se: KJent , as yer ee, I'm a minister of the (iospcl; but 1 see no harm In any man dr.nk inu ez Ioiikc he ain't no drunkaid. 1 drank jus., now because 1 wanfyou to see that I am not ashamed to do telore yer face what I'd do behind yer j nuckv 'liiKfii yer are, parson,' sez l'ete, 'put It thar, 'n' they shook bands, and then l'ete he up and called o f the hull ifani, f ive Ace 'n' Lucky Karnes V 1 irty Smith V one V all the ret uv ein. The narson book hands with ail uv us and e I he wa koIiik to have a meetin' In Miitty Sal's dance-house that nlht. . 'twas the hiest hhjiu In camp'n' asl us alt to c -we, 'i,' we sed we Would. When we eot outside l'ete so, Hoys, you mind me that devil dodtfer'll capture the camp;' 'n' he oid That nixht we all went alori: down lo shiltv's and found the pT un and the kid on the platform when- the llddlers ust to sit; and everv man In camp wuz in the au dience. The pa s m sjioke first He tied. Kients, 1 want to tell yer first off I don't want any uv yer dust I've itot enuir .fer luysolf and my younii friend, V there won't be no rnke-o.r hi Ibis yer mcelln'-botise, 'n' l'ui not here to preach against any mail's way o' inaktu' a livin'. 1 will preach iitfln drunkenness, and I shall nocak privately with the gamblers: b tl want lo keep you men In mind if your homes 'n' yer wives 'n' )er sweethearts, and get yer to lead cle iner lives, so's when yer meet 'em ag n icr'll not b'V to be 'shamed ' and then he sed we'd hev a souk, 'ii' the youngster he started In'n' played a concertina and sam, 'Yes We Will Gather at the lllver,' V there wu.n't one uv us that It didn't re mind uv how our mothers ust to dreis us up !siu;l:iys V send us to Sunday schoo. and stand at the doo -to watch us down ht eot, and call us back to ast If we were sure we I ad our clean imcket hm.dkerchur; V I tell er, mister, thar wu.n't a man with dry etcs la the crowd when he'd finished. That vounit fell' r hud a Vice like 'a anuel. l'ete he sa.d it wu. a tenner v'lce, but Five A e offered to bet 111 ui m ki fiO It wur. more like a tlf teener or a twenty. "Well, thuiKS run along for about week, 'o' one day l'ete come to me and m.: '1 ook here, I (alters, thla tere camp ain't no Jay camp, 'a' we've got to hev a church fer tb parson, lie's a Jim-dandy, and woo't uk for not b I tiff. He'd .'att oatchedly go on praylo' ana preachln', 'n' tryln' ter are a couple of wblaky-soaked aoult ilka your'a. and bill Jonea', wblcb Ib'I worth powder to blow tbem to , ' roud let bla fft on 401a1 It ! In that old sba k cf Sal's 'n', never uta.e a nmvo . w I'm nuin' to ru-tie round 'n diu' op a-item:? liom the ik'.vs and we'd jeht bu.ld ; him a ineeilu' ijouse as M lie a credit ; In l lie c.ilup: 'u' in a tew d.i)' the j .tlJ bed a yiKKl lo( meetin' Poue ' built, tlmned. 'n benches in IJ 'n' eve ythm. 1 lie pursuit was tickled most 1 1 death. Next tbev I. ma liim a h ue 'n be V h.s pardner n.oved into it 'J in n l et s d the rhureb h.id to be mooerlv .iranli-d tiil tt, j b. v deacons 'it' chore i wardens V '-iiu u ioi its: o owi hiii .(ones 'ir A hi bam 'n' me wmk made deacons, 'n' lvt! 'n' Jrhe Ace wu. cliurch waiilens. . "In a month every la-t man in campviu worryin' 'bout his future i-tate. Old liill .ones came into ni' ttin' one nlifbt with his face 'n' hands washed 'n' an old black si, Hon, Mitdown on the anxious den h aud a-t to e prayed fer The parson utieli down 'n' put his arm round him. 'n' now he did pray; lfore he uot throunh Lu ky Uarnes, . labaru 'n' me u. ou the bench too. 'n' l'ete snoved ins ( hluamat: ud the aisle by tin; collar 'n sot h m down 'lonirslde o' me l'ete said be was a hlKhLoned Christian Kentleman biin elf, bed leen bom V raised a Christian, V was a senior churchwarden to loot, and that he'd make a Christian of Ab l-oo or spoil a Chinaman. That par. son played most pnwertul that nluht. As a o.f-hand, rouKh-'n'-iuiuble, free-'n'-easy prayer. 1 never see his beat; he bed the whole au ience in teais, 'n' jou miKht have heatd l'ete's aniens 'n' lory hallaluvers otl to H ller's Klau t. Id Jones wu. a roll ing arm nd on the lloor 'd' hollering ter to be saved from iho devil before the parson was half finished. V he made so much noise that I ete hed to tire a bucket uv water over hitu to uiet him down. That meetin' wu: so plum full uv the spirit e. the par-p-on called it that It never broke up till i- o'cock. 'n' wouldn't er broke up ttien only l'ete said he'd hev to quite, his shit to deal faro iietruo at I '. "There wuz over twenty per:esses that niht not couiitin' i ete's ( hlua man. 'u' next Sunday we lied a big baptl.m in the creek, V forty uv us was put through, l'ete sed he reck oned Ah Koo had better be put through every day for a week or so, sence he'd a ways been a dod fisted heathen, but the parson 'lowed onct wuz enuff, but he ilve him an extra dip Jest lor luck: 'n' I never see a more ornery look In' 'uss In niv Hie : .hun that Chinese were when he , came out. "Waal, stranger, things run alontf nice an1 smooth fer a co iplo uv mouths er so t il t brls'mus c me ni(h 'J'he boys hed been a keepin' iniiihty straight: thcrf wasn't a man in camp that drunked more'n wu hullsome fer him; there hed n't til ri a sho tin' scrape for weeks. Nary a man packed a nun. 'n' when a Kent 'ud forKlt 'n' drop a cuss word he'd be(r pa dlriK. The parson wis thick with all the buys, ile writ 1 niters for us, advised us about all our biz- j Dess, V knew all about everybody's affairs. Lots uv 'em wave him their dust sack to keep fer 'em, 'u' be knowed where every man hed his ' cached. "AlonK icst afore Chrls'mus cum. lele called a imetiu' uv the di aeons I ' ever .' tine turned t.rou 1 to "n -Kreat bii: iilack- i'anid cu-. at .e door a tiverut' the bi.d uv u will a douli.e l arre ed bijuljui. Vi' jest staudin' thar tool it' s M-ut l-aie' ruund liere, er f .mis ' yelled some ody In a sharp (ju'ck, bi nus-1 eanlu' v ice 'n' all lurid faced round to II ml the par on boid injf 'em up w th anothei shoWuu own br tber to the one theotbercuss hed. 'I don't want a word out. er yer,' he sed. 'Yer see my Katoe now, don't yer Thar aint a mm in the house Vept the ones you sei-, 'n' if any Kent makes any riw in th s yer ii eet.n' 1'li i II bis hide so ; inm full o' holes 't won't ho'd his bones The kid will now ta'-e up the collection, 'n' e. it's the first on i we ever hev taken up yer must make It a liler'l one. sec' The kid started out wit.h a Kunn'sack. 'n' went throuKh every last man in the crowd. He took DOMESTIC ECONOMY. TOPICS OF INTEREST TO FARMER AND HOU.A-!F. wla 1 another 'c.-arre The German miiies si., jHitasn, ano toe ! lend a ents :s ertecu u hi Ibc , of nitrogen, him with ; f all ele i lib er fjc- TE ACHING THE CAT A LESSON. tr.n SKB MV OA ME NOW don't YE'? ' A MKI!TI!t UV THK DIACONS WARDENS." 'n' churchwardens down to his place, V after the sexton Ah Fist had brought In a round of drinks he said: dents, c. chairman ex-oriicer in this yer layout, I move that we Ki'e the parson a little present fer Chrls'mus. Yer know he won't take a durn cent from us, V never has I' v course he has taken a few thou and from time to time to send to orflns 'n' thltiKS uv that kind, but not a red for bis self or pa rd; V 1 move that we make him a little present on Chris'mus day, V t needn't be so little. either (.cut's In favor'll say so, and Kents wot ain't kin keep mum. ar ried, V that settles It Five Ace 'rV me'll take in contributions, V we won't take any ess than io cases.' '1 hat u. two days afore C hrls' mus day, V when it come i'ete 'n' Five Ace hed about five thousand In dust V miKKCts fer the parson's piesent. l'ete assessed Ah l oo a tnontn s pay, 'n' ne kicked bard ac everything even to the rlnKS on our flnKcrs. The parson hed the drop, V we tnew it 'n' never kicked, but jest glv' up our stuff like lambs. "After the kid hed finished he took the sack outside 'n thets the last we ever seed o' him Then the parson he se. ''V now. Kents, 1 must say adoo, ei I must be a travel In', for I hev another meetin' to at tend this eve'. 1 want to say iho', afore I ko. tbet you're the orneiiet Hung of fools I ever tilaved for suckers. A few friends uv mine hev taken the liberty, while you've b' en to meetin' this ble-sed Chrls'tuasnay, uv Kol'i' through yer cabins 'n' diK KUi' up yer Ittle caches uv dut 'n' uther valables. Yer stock he, all been stampeded, V yer K"ns yer'll tlnd some whar at the I ottom uv the crick My friend at the door will hold yer level while I walk out, 'n' we will then ke p yer ulet fer a few minute- loiiKe.' throuKh the w nder jest so's we can git a nice cumi'table start, 'ir so tuey am. nai c a we do? The parson walked out. Kiin iiIiik all over himself 'n' he 'n' his pals they nai ed up the door V win tiers, itnar wu: only two, 'ir very soon after th"y had finished we herd the clatter o' hu:ls 'n' knowed they wuz Kone. I mut diaw a vail oier the rest uv thet day's purceedinjis, sir niftr. The laiiKwldie used by tber boys wu: too awful to repeat, but. t'was jest as this parson sed, when we not out o' thet meetin' ho.ise we found every animal on the lo cation tone. V the only arms left wuz knives 'n' clubs yet we'd hev Kone after 'em w th nothln' but our bands, but we couldn't follow afoot. How much did they Ket? I don't rlKhtly know, but not fur from ;"'), uuj. The h ill cmp wuz stone-broke, all excep' Ah Too, V he wu. the only one uv us bad sense enulf not t tell thet durned pa son whar he cached bis stutT." H'w t llavfi far Vatp fop lloil:fiit 'ur:OM4 Hor-.-!!',!- WitinO- NdiU .rlierMl Karui ami tttuM.iol.l Nol -a. A riiraft f-'I'ti r. Our Illustration repre-er-tsa device for tllteriiiK water wind) is with n i each of every farmer. There is nothinK patented or expensive almnt it and it mav be const niete I by the merest tyro in un'chamcs Tiie p an is to K''t i w i casks .is Mien n the eioiraviiiK 111 lt:e one Into which is in-erted the spout, or iu:iowof water, about half full of alternate layers, of gravel, charcoal, an I pebbles a layer of Kravel (list, next .six in bes of W:rs, wh ise p .c. e ate Km by the most exact ln mical anjlyses ut their mater ais. Kiartl life IVmWi elli.na, 'J'he orchard ists of Connecticut se cured In m the last Legislature a bill for t e appointment of a commission i f experts wboe duty was to be the era1icatO:i of "the yeliows," that disease that has destroyed so many orch trds. There are nix Commission er, who receive a day lor their servics. wbi'jh are rendered during uly and August 'i his commi.ssiou Uu W ife Ja Not Liki-ly to Ifmrmt tat Bte- The man who a' ways has a cure for every ill ana a remedy lor every evil sbnwed one of his strokes of kcoiim the other day. His wife's cat bad ac .uired a ;ondnes for one of the Lath tubs in the house. Of course this tub was in the next room to I be dresslnK room of the master of the houa of course, the master of the house doesn't like cat. "Fannie," he said, "1 found that cat snoozinK in mv bath tub axaio to-da ." "I'm sorry, dear," she said. "1 have tried to break her of that, hitiit is empowered lo no upon any man's ; but 1 don't, seem t. surged Well, we must have that cat ! i ' r 1 IIO.MEMAIiE yil.Tlili. char oal. then lobbies, then charcoal anaiii.tlieu a ew lar.-erstoiies I rom tlie hot ti m o' this . ask to the bottom o; the next have a connection of t ic K'lpipe, whi h wiil r.se In an e bow to about half way upthcdepih of the second ca k. The ca-k is lll'ed with Kravel and charcoal just the same as Ihe first. Tiius the water U coneyed from the Brst cask to about half way up the second cask and as it falls by I s own Kravity, unde Koes i second fllie InR. At the bo. torn of this cask the water, twice til ercd, is drawn o:l' for ue. Water from a pump whether from a well, river or tank, may lie this manlier a as read ly rainwater. filtered Crnta for Slilpp nx Mve Fo'vli. Express ch tkcs on live poultry be InK double rates.it Is de-ii anie to niak the crate in which loultry is . npped as l'ht as Is consistent with (strciiKth The Illustration, from the Amerl an AKri u!turlt. shows what is perhaps the best framework lor such a c at . n etn t.y grocery box of re tnsiie si e may I e .-awed in the inlddli' making, tin: lo,i and bottom or the crate though if the b.ix Is at all hi h, some three or four Inches only, of the top and or the bottom should I e taken. The corner post of inch and a half pine should be well nailed to theio and the sides an 1 ends the.ii covered wit h burlap or cot ton cloth The top may be ot slats or of boards, as shown In the sketch. If of the latter, a h ie should be c t both for ventilation and lur conven ience in handling. traw should be placed in the t ottom, a-id plenty of oats or wheat s altered into it. If propert . an i destroy all trees that show any symptoms of the disca-e-The penalty of opposing the work ranges Ir.uii tu Huu tine, with or with ut imprisonment. This disease prevads more in oid than new or chards, but is contagious, and when once it has gained a loothold no.tiiiig but extirpation will destroy It. 1'eacb orchards thirty years ago were among the n.ost profitable of the ( onneci lout farmer's possessions. This disease destroyed more than three-fourths of hem. A Nulle-a Shoe. The cut below shows a recently patented horseshoe win h Is held to Hie hoof b) four clamps instead of the HOUSE SHOE WITHOUT NAII.S. cotoniary nails This will prove a drowned," he said, tlercelv. His wife protested mildly. "Tnat Is t e only annoying trl k she has" she said. "It would he a pity to kill her." "Then," said the man of the house, "i'll take this thing Into my own hands. "ow, I'll ,usr explain to you how I'll do it- Y ou know she gets into the tub. She takes a run, leaps to the e Ige and goes in with ul a stop. I'm going to run about three inches of water into the tub, let t stand there and let ner gel a sous ing. You know how a cat lUea water," he ad.ied sigoiticaotlv. He put his plan into operation at once, 't hat alt moon pussy did ber little hurdle race, as usual, over the side ot the b.itlitub. The plan worked to perfection. There was a lou i cry, a streak of cat through the dressing room and a flash into the sew og room. .Near the door of this room stood a perch ou wuich rested in peaceful sleepiness a dignltb d par.ou Thecal tried this hurdle, but missed it, and the parrot, knocked to the floor, added to the force of the cy clone Wiiich went raging around the bouse A table was knocked o.er and a statute of the Venus of Aiilo, already short of arms, was made leg less. Toe adoied baby of the house was frightened Into spasms, the par rot scolded and screamed herself into a fit aud afterward the dripping tat. . . . ., ..- , a uuauu aiicinaiu luc ut I pot uu lab, boon to horses wh sens, tlve leer, hv, 1)ude g 1UfhtIlin(f UZ removal of the shje qu ck application. and equally cordm', but Twer' n't no use. The day was bright 'n' clear, 'n' at 1 1 o'clock every man In camp wuz at church. The little bulldin' looked mighty j tasty all fixed off with pine las-els j 'n' red berries we'd got In the woous, V every man wuz dressed out In his ! best duds. At II exact the parson1 V the kid, who hed bin standin' at ' the door shak n' hands 'n' wlsliln' everybody what cum In merry Chris'- tiius, cum In V took the r seats on the platform. I'ete V Five Ace V Bill Jones 'n' Aluba ii 'n me sot on a bench jest In front o' the platform. We wu all togged out in our herd, 11 x- Asaaultcd by a Drunken Man. Here is an original way of dealing with a drunken man, adopted with great success by Thomas Jefferson Hogg, the biographer of Shelley. "I was aiiout to enter Covent Garden," be says, "when an Irish laborer, iiearlng an empty hod, accosted me somewhat roughly, and aske I why 1 had run against him. I told him brlelly that he was mistaken. Whether somebody had actually pushed the man. or he only sought a quarrel, 1 know not; but be dis coursed lor some time as if he con sidered himself iu,ured or insulted, and being emboldened by my long j silence, concluded wjth a cordial In- vitaliun Just to push him again. I "Several persons not very unlike him in costume had gathered round, j and appeared to regard him with sympathy. I "V hen he paused, I addressed to him slowly and quietly, and w tb great gravity, these words, as nearly a-. 1 can recollect them: "'i have put my band Into the hamper; I have looked upon the sacied barley; I have eaten nut of ! me urum: i nave arutiK ana was I well pleased; I have said Knox uui 1 pax, and It is Un shed.' j "'Have vou, slr'r' Inquired the as I mulshed Irishman, and his ragged ! friends pre sed round him with. 'Where Is the hamper. I'addy.-' 1 -What barmy.' and the like. And ! lad.ej rroui his own country, that is to say, the basket-women, suddenly j began to Interrogate him: I "'Now, I say, Tat, whero have i you been drinking? What have you 1 had!" "I turned, therefore ti the right, leaving tho astounded neophyte, whom 1 had thus planted, to ex pound the myst c words of Initiation as he could to his Inquisitive corn pan, ons." LIGHT POULTRY CHATS. A "MutHng." According to the dictionaries a mustang Is one ot the wild horses of the American pr dries, small aud hardy. The word comes from tho SlIllllKh HIat.AllUf I Hiinpluliiln., t.t In s. n I cte V l ive Ace they sorted , lueu or K, a.lera," and mesia means a body tit proprietors of black cat- dimotis till yer couldn't rest Waal, e' Uitual, the perceedln's oiieued ud witb er prayer from the p son 'n' thro we hed slDgln', 'n' it seemed ter me as if 1 never bed becrd slch Tn , 'In In rav life afore ez thet kid let out o' him thet day. Then the parson he started In ter Jaw, V I must allow be glv ns a great dis course I never see him so long wlndud afore, tone 'n I ete was be irlaala' to get mighty restless V oa easy, when all ut a sudd In t we beard (be door opaa 'n' skat quick 'n' sharp, tie or sheep. I rom ibis came the meaning of mustang, something be lo glng to a grazier, so that a mus tang horse was such as a graz.er might tie expected to ride lo herding his sheep. In time the word horse was dropped and the adjective to us tag was used alone as a noua There is a mustang grape, a hard? variety, wltb small berrlea Thk fall are of right Is reparable, Uut ot wroag flaal the birds are to be shipped but a short distance, no water sho. .id be placed In the crate, but If sent a long way a tin cup should lie provided, and notice pas ed on the outside that the fowls within are to be wat red by the ex ress messenger. If food is uro- vided for a long .ourney it should be placed in some, receptacle so that the birds w 11 not soil it licfore It is eaten. Jo not crowd birds that are to lie shipped a long distance. If they are to be on the way but twenty four hours, or le-s, some 1 ttle crowd ing will not Injure theui. 1'otKtn Itiljr Love NtinMhlnp. The p itato beetle and larva have made their appearance in Kngland. The London Agricultural Gazette prints a complaint of farmers that they cannot effectively spray with poisons to destroy the slugs, because me spraying only reacties the upper surface of th leaf, while the slug is a great part of tho tune un ;er die leaf out of reach of any anplicalion. This may be the fact In Kngiish cli mate, where on many summer days the under side of the leaf is often the dryest and most comfortable place the hug can tlnd. In our Amer ican climate the bug finds plenty of sunshine and when fe ding is always in it If tho larva retires to the un derside of the leaf at night it does not then need to eat anything beiore morning sunshine tempts him to the surface agal . in Kngland, being o much on the under side of the le if, necessity mav lorcc the larva to tnc ha'iit of eating there Hut in a cll tn ite thus dam and cool the potato bug will not rap.dl.v Increase if his Insect enemies are encouraged, or at least not destroyed by poisons. Our rurtlllrrra. Fordl etent, crops different fertil izers are made in factories As th ' great natural resources of prehistoric a id were overdrawn, the Kuropean agriculturist has nt.il i ed the finely ground slag or the basic steel pro cess. The farmer den is no longer on his tarn ard, but pure asos his plant lood In the most approved form, made In factories from the most unpromising sour.es of supply. The Atlantic Coast is patrolled by steame s whoso occupation Is the catching of menhaden or bony fish. Aftei the II la extracted from these Ash, the farmer has a claim on what la 'left a a s area of nltrcgen for bis crops. South American nitrate of Iturns ami Lightning. The freiuency with which Darns are struc.K by lightning lias set some long-headed person to thing tig. and he h i llgured out t hat the buildings, being filled with newly-cut hay and grain, become generators of heat, the heat rises in a column several feet above tho barn and attra ts the liglilnlng, which readily follows a colum of moist or hub air. When the building is reached by the electric tl u ill. sliv is lol ow. The re ue iy suggested is to throw open the doors as much as possible and let the winds blow through, carrying oil the unnatural heat and distributing it. This will not give perfect prot ction. jS'othiii r yet discovered can do that, iiut it will prevent the Intense heat ing, tho accumulation of heat and vapr, and will consequently break up the danger column to a great ex tent, and probably reduce the liabil Ity by one-half, , i house, was found, trembling and sub dued, on ber mistress' jacket, price $ !5. i "I hope," said the lord of the manor, when be had surveyed the scene of wreckage, "that this will teach your cat a ;esson." ' I ope so " said his wife, soothing the baby and looking at her jacket with mournful eyes. "There is only one way to go about such limits," sa d th husband, wiili salisfacilou. "I pride myself on be ing ,.ble to handle anlmais " nd his Wife . discieetly said nothing. JN'ew York Tribune. hlte CIomt for Filature. White clover is to short and small to tie available for hay maKiug, but we know of no plant that makes a better or more enduring pasture. Land that Is once wed seeded with white clover is nevet afterward en tirely clear from It. !-eeds form in the heads all thr.,ugh the season, and they have the faculty of lying in the ground without injury and growing whenever a favorable chance offers. The plant also spreads by trailing on the g ound and rooting from the joints, as a str.iwiierry will do, when ever there Is a soft, and moist place to strike its roots into. Fx. )rin Notra. Pollthy that is to be used on the table, if continued and fed on corn and clean water a few days, will l.e found to have the llesh sweet, jt.cy, and tender. Cutj.k should not be shipped di rectly from the pasture. The more rank and rapid the grass growth, the softer the stock. Thev should be fed some corn at the last. Tiik Ohio Kxperituent Station says that the best of old varieties of strawberries are Wartield, Uudach, Crescent, and Ilaverland, and no variety seems to have been found that Is likely to supersede them. A Tin-, horse added .00 pounds to his weight in a m nth when fed three pints of molasse- on clover hay daily. There is danger of resultant Indiges Hon, and care must betaken, but it will make horses sleek and fat M. A. Tu ay Mi says that bcrrj vine-, canes and fruit buds grown nus season prouuee rrun next year and die This year's growth ol plants and buds, then, practl alh decided the quantity a: dnuality of fruit that may be expected next year. Fortius reason tho modest vigorous plants shoii d be used in tho beginning. HbACh knot on plum and cherry trees prevails wherever those trees are grown. It can lie prevented If all fruit growers will work together to extirpate it hio has a law against It, which should prove bene ficial. It is as much a matter of leg islation as the destruction or this tles, against which many of the States have passed law-, making ltan offense to allow them to grow. The skim milk from one cow Is estimated to tie worth 2 , a year. So far as its actual proportion of nutritlou matter Is concerned it I more valuab e than cream, because it contains tho protein aud mineral matter. Its value on the farm de pends on the use to watch it It ap plied. It should furnish sustenance Incidents o Kii w iy Travel. The hero of the following anec dote, given in "Uur nailways," is protiabljr not the only boy who has found by sad experience that the only safe p ace in a train is the seat you are entitled to: Several lads lesiding at Bedfoid attend school at Coventry. Not i long ago they Jjjt upon a novel plan or amuse.-eut tine or them mounted on the shoulders ot two comrades, and got his head through, the a. ertute Tor the lamp in the roof of the carriage lie surveyed the scenery with great satisfaction, but at Counden Koad be discovered as many wiser people have done that It Is easier to get into a tight place tbau to get out of it. lie was unable to withdraw his bead, and when a porter entered the compartment and endeavored to as sist him by tugging at his legs be complained with no small alarm tbat be was in danger or strangulation. There was nothing lor 'it but to i send on th young gentleman witb nis supporter, to the next station, lle.e the astonished officials uncoup led t.ie carriage and ran it into a sid lug. A liie aud saw were secuted, and after considerable trouble the lad was released. Another remarkable story is told by a passenger who escaped unin jured iroiu a serious railway smash in Suffolk, .seeing a iel ow-traveler searching anxiously among tiie wreck age with a lanie.u, ho offered to as sist in the search, an. i thinking the old man had .osl his wite, asked tu sympathetic tones, "What iiari of the train was she in';"' liaising his lantern and glaring at the kindly-disposed passenger, the old man shouted with indignant ,is tinctne.ss that triumphed over physi cal in Urmlty, ",Sho, sir! she! I am looking for my teeib." Mo (Vim tort. One of the l.rst clever speeches set flown to the credit of Lord Macaulay belongs to his very early days, and must have been entirely spontaneous. When he was in Trinity College, ho attended a i alu bridge election, where the mob, with the ireedoiu peculiar to iftitlsh voters, were hustling the successrul candidate. Missiles of all sorts were flying about, and Macaulay's ardor for pub. lie life may have been somewhat (ooled by tho dead cat which he re ceived full in the face. The man who bad thrown It apologized pro fusely, and assured him that he had only mlstf.ket: his aim. "The cat was meant for Mr. Adeane," said he. "Then," said Ma' aulay, ruefully, "I wish ou had meant it for me and hit Mr. Adeane." Me Wim 1'erniannntly Rotlretl. It has been discovered that a man who for years has held a place In the llfe-ssvlng service of Toronto, Out., cannot swim, and be baa been tbiowa out of hia Office In consequence. EVRN though Napoleon was autn rol the mock aphorism "love aoas more barm Mm than aYuiH for two pigs in a year If used la eon- It would be equally true to ear that neetlan with clover and grain. ' hat dot nora food tfaaa ham.