TOPICS OF THE TIMES. A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER ESTING ITEMS. IHlUllip at (to Dy- Somebody baa sent an infernal ma chine to the Kaiser. It. waa too thoroughly anarchistic to be effect ive It wouldn't work. Seen, the faster, is insane, and is now in an asylum near Paris. His delusion has taken the form of a i lief that he is Casar and Napoleon In one. Is the matter of office-seeking a T'enns ylvanian has set an example. Not getting what he wanted, be banged bimseif, and everybody was satisfied. A wise writer says: "More than half of the work of living comes in caring for superfluous articles of clothing or furnishings that in no wav add to our comfort or happi ness." The ben'gn civilization in Eng land is daily pressing back African darkness at the point of the bayo net. And in the sharp contrast that is necessarily drawn it is seen that Afrit an darkness possesses many moral advantages. This is the season of the year when a taffy pull serves the same purpose on a boy's hand that a manicure brush serves on a girl's. If a boy's bands are clean in all the creases, it is a sure indication that be has either been sick, or to a taffy pulL Thk "Kentucky Rosebud" is not a horse nor a high-bred heifer, a new society beauty nor yet a b and of any thing fit to drink. The title es sence of purity, sweetness, and beauty belongs to a prize fighter who has been borne to fame by the impetus of his own fist. Passengers on an overland train recently expressed a desire to lynzh the conductor of a sleeping car, and that person hid himself, robbing an interesting spectacle of its legitimate climax. Mr. Pullman ought to teach his employes to be more accommo dating, their aim to please. Kchne Beveridoe is said to have been deserted by Cohlan. The iat tefs wife is said to be ready to wel come the baldbeaded truant back to tbe fold. Meanwa le the ear that expects to bear express ons of sym pathy for an;, one concerned is apt to strain itself to no purpose. A resident of Duluth put dyna mite In an oven for the purpose of thawing it It is believed that he succeeded, though neither tbe dyna mite nor the stove can be found to be placed in evidence. There is a large hole in tbe ground, however, attesting that baked dynamite is un wholesome. Speaking of ber husband, the wife of Chris Evans says she has decided to 'let the old man take bis medi cine." Tbe sentiment will not per haps promote he in public esteem, but it shows her possessed of a ripened Judgment that does not propose to tire itself out in reaching after tbe unattainable. A yorso woman who has been systematically swindling charitably disposed citizens when questioned about it remarked that San Francisco was a "distressingly lnquiltlve place. " Since it staggered under tbe blow of being characterized as a ' "jar town" San Francisco has not received so crusbiug a snub. Lawyer Hewmak, who threatens to send a Chicago Alderman to Jollet, should be encouraged. One Alder man is not much, it is true, but it would be a beginning. It would en courage the public and, perhaps, after tbe first experiment, Mr. Newman might be induced to send tbe city fathers down in job lots. He couldn't engage in a more pious or popular un dertaking. A cokkjwpondekt of 'tbe London Engineer propounds tbe theory that bo ton earth began to cool at tbe center instead of at tbe surface, as is gene rally thought, Instancing tbe case of large iron castings, which al ways solidify from tbe bottom. If toe globe cooled in this way, it Is OTiOnt that near tbe and of the Oaoilcg there were on its surface aaoltso seas and recently solidified soatiSMta As tbe tide rose and fell ttt Sao) ten matter would solidify in ceesislve layers on the continents, tsi Urns strati fled igoeous rocks CCI uaderile all tbe strata aub crraatijr deposited from water. txU ttatv ix Mwt that though 3 tZztzzzxzxMtf trad ifOstrictcj & .---j t llx rrj premary. The first transatlantic steamer built in this country in twenty years is to be turned ?ut by tbe Cramps for tbe International Navi gation Company, tbe Amer can line owning tbe Americanized New York and Paris. This new ship is to be called tbe St Louis, and a sister ship tbe St Paul, tbe two to be the lanrest ships ever built in America, Tbey will be 534 :et long, of 11,000 tons, and adaptable to naval uses. The girls as well as tbe boys of tbe Oakland schools are signing the anti cigarette pledge. There is rarely a case where girls are addicted to tbe use or cigarettes, but if the girls and young ladies would sign a pledge tc use every effort to discourage tbe smoKing of cigarette among boys and young men they would assist greatly in securing beneficial results from tbe present crwade. If the young ladle would look upon cigarette smoking by young men as a vice many of the latter would abandon tbe bab t rather than be regarded with dlsfavoi by tbe ladies. Sao Jose News. IlvFHENS, wheo used in this coun try in connection with tbe family, may, in tbe majority of cases, be re garded in the light of a bannles but somewhat ridiculous piece of conceit. In most Instances tbey are adopted for the sole purpose of endowing commonplace Anglo-Saxon patronym ics witn a glamour of gentility and aristocracy J u.t in tbe same wav that so many people bearing Dutch or German sounding names coolly as sume without any right the pr dicate of "van" or "von," and those possess ing French, Italian, or Spanish names prefix thereto either a "de" or "dL" Tbe assumption of tbe hyphen is only justified when tbe bequest of landed estates or per sonal property is made conditional on tbe legatee's adoption of the name of tbe testator in addi tion to bis own, the two patronymics being In that event connected by tbe hyphen. Thomas McNallt, Charles Kurth, and Edward Warren of Chicago, found guilty of a double murder com mitted while in tbe act of burglary, have been sentenced to imprison ment in the penitentiary McNaliy and Kurth for life, Warren ior twenty years. All three of them oturbt to have been hanged. Tbe crime was deliberate and cold-blooded. Tbe men were well-known profes sional thieves and tbey killed their victims in the way of business. Their escape from the gallows will furnish further encouragement to the mur derous thugs of this town who long ago ceased to fear tbe noose. It may be, however, that the verdict of lm prisoumeot is preferable to a capital sentence. In the latter case the murdere s would probably have taken occasion to go crazy twenty-four hours bef ire the time set for tbe ex ecution and thus escape punishment altogether. One of tbe things that make doctors and druggists rich is tbe dis inclination of the average city man to take any exercise. Tbe ruralite is compelled to stir bis stumps, whether he wants to or not. Tbe work of tbe farm must be done, and tbe doing of it Involves some exercise. But the dweller In the city, unless be belongs to an athletic club, does without ex ercise altogether. He won't walk a block if be can help it Re rides to and fro n bis office, and bis time at either end of the route is passed in a sitting posture. He doesn't even climb stairs, for elevators are now all but universal As a general rule be eats more than is good for hlm.drlnki more or less whisk, and consumes unlimited tobacco. Tbe result is dis ordered stomach, a torpid liver,- un strung nerves and a general smash up. This country needs a society for tbe promotion of moderate, healthful, and simple exercise. Tub reluctance of tbe average re spectable citizen" to have anything to do with politics has been illus trated again at Oswego, N. Y. At in Chicago, the politics of that town is largely conducted by professions s, the solid citizens con fining tbemsel ves to wringing their hands and gnashing tbeir teeth after some par ticularly disreputable person bas been elected to office. At tbe last city election tbe heelers turned out in full force, and chose a most un savory individual for mayor. That has stirred up tbe 'respectable" ele ment to a pitch where tbey want to do away with the city elections alto gether, and have the principal officers chosen by a select committee, to be elected by the people. How tbe pro fessionals are to be prevented from electing disreputables to serve on thl committee Is not exactly clear, bat the Incident shows tbe disinclination of business men to go to tbe polls ad do tbelr duty as citizens Tbey waat heaest, reputable oOoara, bat tt tfoa't take the treabU to oUct rr3i Bt T&ty stay away from art- JaaaaawaWiJI aWai tlaJCwiraS aft(l SWH. , 9eH tt cats .:t::: A NOTEO MENDICANT. Bmm HUfcM ataxia CaipOTH "Chip" far His Aeejealalaam. Robert II ckman, or "rieau" Hick man, for many years a noted charac ter in Washington, waa not a beau at all, except In one particular like all English beaax be was a gambler, wit, and loafter. lie belonged to a respectable family in Virginia, and went to Washington in 1 85, at which time he bad a considerable patrimony, and could have gone into tbe must exclusive circles of society, but he pre! erred the hotels, tbe pub lic places of resort, and bis money was soon lost at tbe gaming table. Then be began living by bis wits. He bad a shabby, genteel appear ance, an inoffensive, cadaverous countenance, and u though commonly known as "beau," during tbe latter years of bis life, be dressed almost the same In Grant's administration as be did twenty years before. He was a fair story teller, but his stories were not told for nothing. Indeed, all wbo went to Washington were ex pected to "chip" for tbe privilege of h s acquaintance If newcomers were not introduced be wou d Intro duce himself, and bint suggestively that tbey were expected to contribute something. Representative to the Lower House were let off by paying 12.50, wh le Senators were taxed ". lie would represent to strange s that be was an institution at tbe capital, and tbe only fault be bad to end with tbe constitution was that be was not recognized in it Those wbo ob ected to the "chipping" be avoided in tbe future, but these were not nume.ous until his late years, when be became shabbier than ever, and was finally excluded altogether irom one ot me noteis. mis lamiiy disowned him when tbey learned bis mode ot living, and allowed bim a small annuity on condition that be remain away from tbem. His abid ing place seemed to be a mystery, since he spent so much time at the public lounging places, but be proba bly lived over a restaurant near tbe Metropolitan Hotel, where be was found dead. Contributions bad be come comparatively rare during his late years, but be was ever an object of pity, it being generally believed that be bad fallen from a greater height than he had really at any time occupied, rie died about twenty years ago, and was buried in the Pot ter's field. Deatroyera of American Homes. No one with the best Interests of our American life at heart can look but witn disfavor upon the enormous growth of hoarding houses and apart ment houses In our large cities writes Edward W. bok in "At II me With tbe Editor," in the Ladie ' Home Journal To a far greater ex tent than many suppose are these growing factors the destroyers of our American home system. Each year finds the apartment bouses more generally patronized by la Dailies. It will indeed be a pity If our American women shall continue to e-chew housekeeping during the next twenty years as tbey have In tbe past score of years. Nothing bodes so ill for our children. What recollection does life in an apartment bouse, a hotel or a boarding house give to a child in after years? Tbe sweetest memory to a man is tbe bom ; of his boyhood, and bow little sweetness can there be in the memory of a cb Id hood spent as a "cliff-dweller!" A child has a rightful claim to a home influ ence, and a mother Is untrue to her highest trust wben she deprives her child of that right To offer the ar gument tnat a home circle can be established in our modern apartment bouses Just a i well as in a home Is simply to excuse what we know in our hearts to be an untruth. Home life U only possible in a home. A I poor apology indeed for a heme is even tbe most comfortable and gorgeously-appointed apartment. Women excuse their resort to this form nf life be ause of the freedom from the annoyance of servants, but tbe servant girl problem cannot be solved bv shirking it It seems to me that if some of our American women would trouble themselves less about municipal and suffrage prob lems, which men will take care of, and devote tbelr much-flaunted capa bilities for municipal executive abil ity toward the solution nf the s rvant girl problem, whl h is theirs and theirs only, it would be better for our American. Oacrich Feather Fan. The handsomest feather fan on re ord is that owned by the Countess of Lonsdale, which consists of five wide white feathers the longest twenty Inches; with a handle of ami er, hav ing her monogram In diamonds and costing 11,500, writes Emma M. Hooper In an article on "Tbe Use sod Care of Feathers" In tbe Ladles' Home Journal - Pearl, shell and am ber mountings and shorter feathers in tbe Ivre-sbaped fans cost from I2i to tl oo. Even lor tzO a dainty one, though simple, may be bad. In tbe closing fans a really choice specimen costs from $15 to 125. From $h to I5 c me very stylish ones, but under that price tbey have a cheap look, though many are carried In black, tight colors and the natural mi ed gray. Tbe sticks or mountings have mucn to ao who me price, a feather fan Is supposed to last a life time and should always be kept in a bos. It is quite a favorite bridal present and Is neverout of style, but -remember that a handsome design of this kind is only suitable for full drees. BessUS of m Art tlc Coaoets. bout year ago a clever artist, In mare caprice, Bad aa iegsnlous p'e tora of a canal boat bain propelled ty jtti trolley. Ee receifed a few tJZvt tat t fJetur aad, so far as UwueoMSHMd, UacwMttoaod t U tsm Ktttalty fcUow cp la Albany saw tbe illustration and at once bad a bill pasted appropriating 20,000 for experimenting. There suits have proved successful and that politician is now on the highway to wards becoming a millionaire. That artist is still making pictures. As this sort of power on canal boats is likely to become permaneot, it is just as well to tell everybody tbe name of tbe for. struggling artist so that be may get some measure of justice. His name is J. F. burns DetroH Tribune Anta at Play. "I approicbed one day to tbe formicary of some wood ants, exposed to tbe sun &nC sheltered from tbe north. Tbe ants were heaped upon one another in great numbers, ap pearing to enjoy the tem erature of tbe surface of the nest None of tbem were at wcrk, and tbe im mense multitude oi insects presented the ap earaoce of a llqu d in a state of ebullition, upon which the eye could s arcely be fixed without great difficulty, but wben 1 examined the conduct of each ant I saw that tbey were approaching each other, each lnovlne bis antenn e with astonish ing rapidity, each patting tbe cheek o one o. his fellows. "After these preliininar es which very much resembled caressing, they were observed to raise themselves up right on tbeir bind legs by pairs struggle together, seize each other by mandible, loot, or antenn i and then immediately relax tbeir hold, only to renew tbe attack again In a moment They would fasten to each other's shoulders embrace and wres tie, ovorthrow each other, and then raise themselves by turns ecb tak ing revenge without producing any serious mischief. 'They did not spurt out their venom as they do In tbelr real com bats nor retain their holds upon op ponents with such obstinacy. 1 have seen some so eager in these exercises that they would pursue anJ vanquish several In succession, only struggling with each a few seconds. In one place two ants appeared to be gamboling about a stalk of straw, turning alternately to avoid or seize each other, which forcibly brought to my recollection the sport and pas time of young dogs when they are observed to rise on their hind legs attempting to bite, overthrow, or seize each other, without once clos ing their teeth. "Pierre Huber, tbe Naturalist They Call Her the Storm Spirit. "There is a storm spirit in Ken tucky," said R. C babbington of that State. "It is not a spirit in reality, but a woman who bas be come knowu throughout that section by the name of storm spirit' She stands wben a storm is portending upon a prominence overlooking tbe Kentucky lilver in Morgan County, and her appearance is regarded as an Infallible sign that rough weather may be expe ted. I saw ber once, and will never forget how she looked as she stood upon a rocky ledge, ber face turned towards tbe sky as if be seeching some unseen power, her long hair floating in the breeze, ber face pale and emaciated, but ber expression firm and resolute. My guide, who was conducting me through the mountains said sententiously: 'I reckon we'll hev a storm.' Thar air the s eret ' From several sources I learned her history once the belle of the mountain side, she plighted her troth to tbe young man of her choice. He left for Frankfort on a raft and was never beard from after ward. For many weary months she awaited his return, and then they told her the truth, that be bad been drowned in the treacherous river. Then reason deserted ber, and ever since when a storm is portending she goes upon the ro k? and appears to plead with tbe elements to stay their fury that her lover may return." St Louis . lobe-Dernocrat. Tenting Nalla. Elaborate experiments made under tbe direction of the United States Ordnance Department to test tbe holding power of cut and wire nails respectively, shows a decided su periority for the former, both in spruce and pine wood. Thus in spruce stock nine series of tests, comprising nine sizes ol common nails longest 6 inches, shortest I i, tbe cut nail showed an average superiority of 47.51 per cents: In the same wood six series of tests comprising six inches of light omm- n nails tbe longest 6 inches and the shortest 1 .', tbe cut nails showed an average superiority of 47.40 per cent; In 15 ser es of tests comprising 15 sizes of finishing nails, longest 4 in bes and "shortest 1 J, a sujieriorlty of LTl per cent average was exhib ited of the cut nails; in another six series of tests comprising six series of box nails longest 4 inches and shortest 1;, tbe cut nails showed an average superiority of 50,88 per cent: in four series of tests comprising four sizes of floor nails longest 4 inches and shortest 2. an average superiority of 80.03 per cent was sbown by the cut nails In the 40 s Ties of tests comprising 40 sizes of nails longest 0 Inches and shortest 1J, the cut nails showed an average supe iority of 0.50. Handing a Hone of Button. ClapiMon, the French musical cele brity is buildings chateau composed entirely of buttons Tbe walls tbe ceilings 'the doors the exterior, the interior, are all ornamented with this novel element of architecture, buttons of every description, from tbe very origin of their Invention up to those ot tbe present day, have been employed In tbe .arabesques and ornamentation of tbe walla Every ooantry bas bean ransacked, aad some tnriotw specimen have been brought to light Those dating fros tbe lower Greek empire are of tbe most ewtoM manufacture. London TleV tSM. . - THE FOREIGN GIRL Bar aon 1 nude ay Fall. Hat i iipii by atnwaa : Bm toad - at taa uvl puiat-laea tea An (Ma lb Ban Maroha. Bta laa AuSk- Hm, AnS paaotiareaU wilh t ranch ; ASaa lot jrkaot McUora, and XMTtnttTM toy Itwch. At labia d'hoto all catar lo hm gMtruaoojic tata; Ttta mau ifairlTliic anJ la foreign linco'i graoaj VI ana mm bar rvU, Madatra yieU it ainea Flft and da.1. from foreign States, And (rape (Tutu Tuacau mbm. fb chat of daar old N tlM. Oondoaw aad guitar : Tha Biokvbaek rldv-tha Klgi'f balgbt- Tne Vatican anl Man ; lha Tloithe aaibt-rrd w Kmrn Taaao't Tonalf tomb; Tb Hon of Lnrorna, and ilt Ol karpaaaa In bur room. Sha ha a charm Uig accent, A hru( that French?, too She dote, on ballad and rondoaax. And triolet, a few. But hould yoa probe one qnery Khe'U nar yon, uiy niau. With quit a aaucy, injured air, Why, lm American I Ontln ONE WAY OF LOVING. There was no use denying the fact that i.ose i.ary was a charming glrL Her laughing eyes declared It, ber curlv locks declared it, and most ot all was It declared by tbe great host of friends she bad won by her gentle ness of manner and kindness of heart She was the kind of a girl that girls fall down and worship Many a heavy-bi arted maiden went on her way happier for having confided in ber, for ber counsel and sympathy were very comforting. Another i haracterlstlc which won for her their adoration was her dis like for the masculine sex. Uather than undergo an introduction to an individual of that order she would miss an evening's pleasure, and al though admiring glances were be stowed on her from a distance, the distance must be maintained, "Such a nulsanze," she would say, "to tb nk we can't meet a man but that he settles himself back in bis chair very comfortably, and, after ut tering a few words of encouragement for our benefit, ex ects to be enter tained. Excuse me; I prefer to lease the lords of creation to entertain themselves." And so far as she was concerned, they were left to do so. So the rest ot tbe girls bad the good times (and llkew.se the bead aches) and laughingly told her that she would surely I e an old rua d. "Never you mind, girlies so long as 1 don't lose my heart and not be obliged to spend the remainder of my days in search of it, I don't care." And it was true. No one was more blithe and fancy-free than liose as she lived these happy days of her maidenhood with ber lond and in dulueni parents. The dear autumn days of a never to be- orgotten year were fast reel ing and tbe purling river which could be beard mingling its song with that of tbe distant water-mill, was bearing on Its ripples the first falling leaf, when a change came Into liose's life, iler father died. They tried to comfort one another in their bitter sorrow, but tbe tears would flow and tbe Up would always tremble when they spoke their loved one's name. As the days sped by, however, the terrible oppression was lifted a little fro v. tbelr hearts. Tbey lorgot tbelr own sorrow In alle viating tbe suffering of others and in healing wounds which only tbey could touch. It was during a siege of sickness in tbe Lawrence family that tbe two youngest children were taken to the Gary home and given into 1 ose's charge. And he e it was that Harry Lawrem e was often prone to turn his steps of a pleasant spring even ing, just to see the children and see bow tbe patients were thriving. One evening alter tbe little ones had been cuddled away to slumber land Hose went down-stairs and found him playing and humming a little ballad. As she entered tne e ns parlor she could not but notice bow manly bis form, how massive, and well set bis bead, and, extending ber band to him, she listened to bis cordial greeting and thought: "What a dear, kind friend he is." The evening passed ouickly, as happy times do, and at last be said: "Just sing me one song and then I'll go." "Tell me what to sing," she an swered. "Oh anything." "Well, an) thing then. I'll take the first th ng 1 lay my hand on. Here It is i:eauty's Eyes.' I won der if you'll like it" After running over a few bars she began to sin: -I want no (tar In Heaien to guide ma, I rieed no moon, no uu to ablne : While I've thee, rweatbeart, bealde me. While I kmw that tbm art mna; 1 need no fer vbaif'tr betll ma, 1 -r raigbt and nat my pathway lie, I wan i tiu tar in heaven to guide ma. While 1 v-w- la your dear eye " the sung without tbe least affecta tion and with so much sweetness and so much simplicity that no one could help but en loy i(. As for Harry, a spell seemed to have come over blm. What was that reeling which was creeping Into bis heart so stealthily? What was that - thrill that echoed and re-echoed In his heart and soul as she still sung on: "1 bear no bird at twilight eaUIng, I oatcb no flba la tbe remit, Vhlle your golden word ire fulling, While you wbltper lo my dream. Kry aouBd of toy anthrtllliig Speak In your dear voice alone. While I hear your fond Up sailing. While you pek to ma, my own. Never lfore bad be felt anything but friendship for this sweet girl, but now be knew that love had taken Its place She bad captured bl heart by her magnificent s ing. He was young, loving. Impulsive Upon tbe Impulse of the moment be crossed tbe room to ber side as aba ruse from the piano with a sm la "What must you go" sbe waa bout to aay w. en be Nixed ber haoos In bis own and bant his pas s nnfle gaae upon bat now blushing Tl "Sweetheart" he whispered; 'lit tle sweetheart 1 neve - knew before bow well I love you. Tell me, my dearest, that you care for ma 1 caa not bear it, if you do not." lto could answer nothing, for a storm was raging in ber heart "Did she care for him?" sbe asked herself. '-Could she love blm'" Oh. no; sbe bad never dreamed of loving him and yet he was so noble, manly, and tender and no one bad ever loved ber In this new, strange way terore Again ber lover whispered: "Rose, believe me. I love you with all my heart Say that I can call you my own." "1 cannot promise," she said, "fog we are both so young and you cannot yet know your own mind. But If you love me when two years have passed "And you will care for me?" "A little but remember, if an? pretty girl steals your heart from me I won't mind." "As if such a thing could happen, " and after a tender good-oigbt," be left ber to dream of happy days to come Days and weeks hurried by. Harry was called to a distant city to enter Into Duslness relations with bis uncle. Rose knew well that sbe would miss her bonnle lad, but sbe loved him now so truly that she could not bear to think that be m ght at some future time feel bimselr bound to ber unwillingly. At parting sbe whispered: hemember, dear, if some charm ing city belle steals that heart of your 1 won't mind." She said it bravely, but down in ber heart of hearts she knew sbe would mind. As for Harry, looking back at ber sweet face as the stood In the doorway, be thought, bitterly: "She can't love me, she doesn't love me, I kcow," and he telt a dark gloom oppress his heart Harry's 1 f e away In that bustling, no sy city was a busy one He saw new faces met new acquaintances, made new friends. lie was popular among his companions and In society. Can it be wondered at if, wben news from home friends c me rarely, and Hose's letters were of the most sis terly kind, be found himself seeking the society of the gentler sex and gradually that of one fair one alone. He did not mean to be faithless: he believed that Hose did not love blm, and did not want bis affection. By degrees be felt that that affection w is transferred from ber to one Just as good and beauti ul and who, to crown all, gave him ber whole heart In return. It was nearlng tbe approach of summer wben he returned to visit the dear home of bis childhood, and there he met Hose coming from tbe village In the twilight They greeted each other warmly ;ind then, look ing up with that winning smile of hers she said: "And have you found a real sweet heart, Harry.-" He looked into ber eyes with a questioning glance and something like a pang went througn bis heart as be answered: "Yes Hose, we are betrothed. You wouldn't care for me, you know." What she said sbe knew not, but when he U. d left ber she strove In vain to soothe the anguish which bad taken possession of ber ber soul. 8be hd Indeed loved truly, but she bad lost Chi ago News. FLARED HI8 WIFE THE MOST. The Juror Knew Hla S pause and Therefore Ulanbeyed the Court. On one occasion Judge Andrew El lison was trying an Important ase at Ma- on City, and was desired to rush it through in order to make way for another case coming up next morn ing, says the St Louis l'ost-Dispatch. Tbe court Instructed the jury and court ortlclals to return after supper that night, as it was intended to bold a night session. At 7 o'clock all tbe officers numerous witnesses and tbe Jjry, with one exception, were promptly on band. Of course, noth ing could be done without the absent juryman. Tbe minutes ran Into hoU'g, and still tbe prodigal didn't return. At a late hour court ad journed without having accomplished anything. Next morning, sharp at 9 o'clock, the twelve jurymen were In the box. His honor scanned the crowd, and asked for the truant He was pointed out, nnd the court or dered him to stand up Mr. , said the Judge, ad dressing the derelict, "didn't you un derstand the order of tbe court last night re j u ring tbe Jury to be on hand after supper?" 'Yes your Honor," said tbe Jury man, explaining, "but, you see, I live quite a ways out of town, and my wife gave me an order prior to the court's order, and ber order was that I shouldn't stay in town over night I considered tbe matter and concluded It was safer to risk roar Honor's displeasure than ber'n," be cause, be added, earnestly, "I know her!" The court looked solemn a moment, as If weighing some m ghty problem, then a smile started across his face, and the bar, court officers, and spec tators broke out into tumultuous laughter. Tbe Juryman was forgiven; there were many there wbo could, per ha, a appreciate his position. His Reareta d Thanks. Perhaps tbe worst embarrassmsnU of children come wben they begin to receive formal Invitations and bate to answer them. Young Jimmy, tor Instance, was much grieved when, after be bad struggled for ao boor wltb this reply to ao Intltettoo, bis mother actually laughed at It: "Mrs. James NortbopdeclU.es with C assure Miss Dorothy HunUngtoo' vltallon tor Um ZM, aad thaaks ber extremely for havlag glvaa blm the opport inltf to do k"BMk , Tnaseipw. ft V .r ' Jr." '('!' ' 4 iju