FLO'.VtHS. k I a we wlU " CbrlaUaa U. MHta fJSaa Biiaer world Bief eoant It sola la fck7 Ae it uiUiou raea. As tnuuiax-iippwl eu.WUon tll the tuury Of hi tiirkse-eiweted ! ; But be t-eUi os tbe r''t to huujAH prtiae, W ho froia IO ounq oerod aod. A kT-ly &rer, a ftur Qw bioaaom ru To glaUden aad Oud. Jot eoula that fceve BO prayari to wad to H, 711 Theee fcdea ehUdren apeak. Tbe itull pruealc o( llie wurl4 tha ieaen, Hrouili o the Fur wiierever a fluwer 1 Ood baa eet ft Uulder Thai nueLM to toe alum. And aouis aaceaduni cr the poiaoa adder Thai ltd beeaty lies. And wbo iu walk anion th dttiillug fiowwl And uot btoaa huii Imj eeuoa bo kxudly to tb priMn-uruee of ooxa Ttw ever waicume frusnda ? Vf frut" tlie grave tfcej spring, a fair coim ac tual, Beteeen oar nearta and He-' . A 6ei reuiuj-i.rita. o( il... -jur action. And l hneHiie freely given. God near i ibe wkii-ra M trie now era aor- roiindilitf The dr and cuff: tj ad dead ; The heart aupokon lappUoatkm Bounding from wrealt at foot and ued. Aod not tne muou: 'J tlie organ pealing Tne awe.iuis' iamge auug Hath iue.ly rn.ra aeeel than flowere-eeeot tealmg The bridal path along Trie festive board neath eTOry dainty groaning Mar plea the human eue. But luiojy ia richer for th toning Of fioory innocence. Cuniaiuun they t-r ad or joyout houra, ror outn ..r eU.ered age, . air ua; ure baih no choicer gifta than floaera. Her ho a no fairer page. t roe P reaa. THE SHADOW. What means this! Are these men crazy? It is the davs of the Overland Trail, before : the wildest financier dared predict a 1 highway of iron raila across that ' great track of country almost a con-! tinent of Itself which we used to . call the Far West ! A caravan has been picking its slow way along over the green prairies and i sterile plains for days and weeks, j every man's face was turned toward ! the El Dorado more than a mile of j white-topped wagons, more than I three hundred men, women, and chil-1 dren. There have been jealousies ' and heart-burnings even In the pres-! ence of the hostile Indians moving j swiftly about by day and crawling and lurking like deadly serpentH by ! night Two wagons haul out of tne ; long line at mid-afternoon and start away at a right angle. Two wagons ; two wives, eight children, three men. It i9 fool-hardy, danzerous. They drive iwav in the shadow of death, the children crying and the women pleading. "Corny back! Comeback! There are Indians all about us ! Every one of you will be butchered before moru- ing !" 1 The three men will not even look , back. They feel that they have been wronged and insulted, and their pride is at stake. Men will listen to no ar gument at such time stubbornly re fuse to reason with thoe they love. These men realize their danger, and to-morrow, when they have growD calmer and when something like an apology is borne to them from the main party, thev will return to the , line, satisfied with naving shown their "independence." Did you ever see the vulture of the plains the repulsive, cowardly bird, which follows a wounded man or a limping animal as the ravenous shark follows a death-ship? lie sails hiah In air so long as he sees that all is well below. At the first sign of dis tress he drops through the air to be closer to his prey. Let a dying man bat raise his hand and the cowardly bird will hasten away, but only to re turn and again resume his circles in the air until he sees that death has come His long, ragged wings have fanned the faces of hundreds of dying men, bis strong beak and sharp talons have helped to make hundreds of skeletons along the trail of oiden days. Evil omen! The two wagons had scarcely separated themselves from the line when the vultures appeared and hovered above them as they moved away. From their eyry they had looked down on savages rejoicing at the separation at a spot of ground miles away over which a gaunt wolf was already howling and snuling earth and air for scent of murder. Study the picture welL It is night. The little band has gone into a "dry camp" no water to be had for man or . beast Three miles further on there ; is plenty, but they could not travel in the darkness. . It has been a long, j hot day, and man and beast are suf fering, but no one complains. Even the children choke over their bread and do not ask for drink. The tired horses have neither grass nor water, ; but tney are not restless ana iiu pati- ent, as might lie looked for. On the contrary, they hang their heads, and now and then Hex tbe rocks out croping from the sterile soil and thus secure a little of the falling dew, just enough to moisten their parched tongues. The e is asomething which weighs all down, tbe dumb brute as well as human beings. It is unde fined, but nevertheless a menace. It Is unseen and unheard, but neverthe less a creeping horror which chills tbem to silence. By and by, all but the sentinel close tbeir eves in sleep. A single sentinel to watch a camp In whlci there are so many precious lives menaced by such fierce enemies, over which great vultures bad circled even as dark ness came down! No, all did not sleep. There was two wive wbo lay UetealBir to tbe songs of the crickets, to tbe rustling of toe nigbt breeze, to tbe dlssaal voices of tbe coyotes elreUnf aeoa the csaap There was t tasreift to then In every sound, a wsrntatftir trtl iaevery gust of wind. i toif ware eaiiarea who did not a, tbeerfe they were as quiet as thafeai. They, ted beard of the t)eaaw and sealpiag-kDlfe, of the ta rl rrei.AO t. heart of an In. "fa J : ' Cqr ttele yes an-. v-ir they repeated the prayer taught them at their mot her1 a kne. Where 1 tee tenUnei? Ther trere. two wagon "either of them shows (n the picture. He stool or sat be tween them, as niutb for the com pany of the inmate as for their pro tection. At miduight the guard is changed. The full moon is cow sink ing in the West. In front of the watcher is a la'ge cactus the ug y, useless plant which thrives be-t where the hand of man can neither cultivate nor ornament. It stands ever as a sitrn board of desolation. It is a mile-stone to mark the u.:erings and despair of men who have len lost on the sterile and inhospitable plains of the West. All has been ,uiet up to midnight. The relief takes up the same position as his predecessor did. lie notes the same surroundings. The only change is in the posiiiou of the moon, which has been sinking away until the big cactus now throws a dak shadow to the east. That ,-hadow is the black est spot in all the foreground, but it . excites no special attention Why (should it? What should there he about a shadow cast by the June moon to create alarm! It is 1 o'clock. Though standing on his feet the sentinel had nodded altnuet slept. He rouses himself with a shake, turns to every point of the compass to peer and listen, but all is quiet. The shadow! It has grown many feet lonirer in the hour& It is like a trreat, black tongue thrust out to wards him from the base of the plant, but his eyes do not dwell upon It. The wagons also cast shadows to the east; so do the hordes yet standing on their feet. Shadows are but shadows. The perfect silence of the night lulls the watcher into a feeling of security, and he says tc himself that the night will pass without even an alarm to wake the lightest sleeper. "Ha! What's that!" A movement, a rustl ng, a faint noise as of something stirring. A prowling wolf or coyote that's it! The beast is dodging about in hopes to pick up something from the even ing meal of tbeemiirrants that's all! How silly to be startled by the sound! The dhadow! It ha3 grown until it now almost touches the sentinel's feet. Will he take warning now? Will he heed the black object which has been creeping forward as the black shadow crept noise le s as the footfall of a spectre, fierce as the growl of a wounded tiger? No! He takes a steD or two to relieve his limbs, glances over at the horses, wonders if his two hours are not up, and ! From the blackness of the shadow a dark flguie rose up and sunk bis tomahawk into the sentinel's skull, and nest moment a horde of dusky demons were in the camp shooting, shouting, tomahawking, using knife or war-club. Ten minutes later there were no mure victims to kilL Thank God, none were carried away to torture and captivity! A lew minutes more in which to hack and mutilate, to plunder, to re joice, and then the camp of the dead was left for the dead to uard. The wolf came creeping down to the horrid feast, his eyes blazing with greediness and bis yellow lanes sharp ening as he drew closer and closer. Half a mile away, on the limb of a dead tree, the vultures Grew their beads fro n under their wings and ut tered a hoarse croak! croak! They could not fly in the darkness, could not be present with the wolf to gorge themselves, nut morning would do! There would be pleaty left! New York Woild. Treacherous Snow. One of the perils which the cham ois banter must face is that which lurks in the snow. Mr. Buxton, in his Short stalks, tells the story of Herr S 's adventure, which graph ically illustrates this danger. He was following with one companion, in the depth of winter, the trail of a wounded chamois. The track led them across a steep contour filled with deep, loose snow, into which they plunged up to their middles. When half way across this nias parted just above tbem, and moved downwaras with ever-accelerating 8peed, sometimes covering them deep wm a surging mass, and then again tossing tbem into the air. At last S felt himself suddenly and violently arrested by some pr truding substance, which afterwards proved to be a broken Hump of a tree. After a time he recovered con- gciousness, and succeeded in shaking hirneif free. The first thought was for his friend, of whom nothing was to be seen But as he ga.ed over the waste of snow, he saw at a distance a twig, which had been pressed downwards, recover Itself and spring up. Thinking it might be tbe sign of some life he made his wav to tbe spot, and close by it found a boot protruding from the surface Scrap ing the snow away as best be could with bis naked hands, be at length uncovered tbe body so far as tbe face. Tbe man was a. pareutly aead, and bis face was almost black; but pres ently be came to, and was little tbe worse, while 8 himself, In turn, fainted from the Injuries be bad re ceived, and was laid up for six weeks before be recovered. The Photograph. A "Photo-corrector" bas been in vented, and Is in practical use, bv which tbe dimensions of any part oi a photograph can be altered "and tbe whole made harmonioua" A person five feet and a naif in height can be made to look five feet or six feet high, as desired, and hands, feet, or any other part, can be similarly cor rected. Waxes is the luekiesi a aaule abot or a fMfssnbosr1 ' IOMC AM HABDTO PLEASE. a rvm Mwt TeMlaer Wki IHda't Cmr i - . Mneh About Katie. " "A pious lady down south had a busband wbo wa rich, but an athe ist," sars the New York Tribune. 'A conference of ministers was being i held in the town near this Colonel It's fine plantation, and Mr K, w hen she started in the morning to . attend the conference, told her bu- j band that she would like to bring i back a lot of the holy men to din ner with her in the evening. She thought secretly that they mitfht convert the Colonel. He agreed to welcome tbem and Mrs. is. ordered the cook to prepare a dinner accord ingly. "After she had gone the Colonel a-ked the cook what Mrs. IS. bad ordered. He found that one turkey was all that she had thought neces sary and his big southern hospitality was shocked at the idea. He did not like preachers as a class, but if they I were to eat at his table at all then I thev should be treated in a way to do credit to the plantation and the fam ily. Accordingly he ordered ducks, geese, chickens, pigeon, turtle, lauiii, mutton, beef, veal, pork, ovsters and trout, besides the turkey. He ordered vegetables and pastry in proportion, and by the time it was all on the great table, set out with the family silver, there was almost enough for forty preachers. "Presently the Colonel's wife re turned and with her was only one little, wizened, loug-balred. freckled young maa She introduced it tothe big Colonel, who could only gasp, Is that all, Claribel? 'All the preachers I found bad previous en gagements,' whispered his wife in a disappointed tone, 'but this young man is a music teacher, who led the choir at the convention. He is very pious aud gives promise of great things. 1 liope you won't use anv bad language while he is here, Col onel.' 'Well, they sat down to the loaded table, the Colonel, his wife, the organ player, and the Colonel's son Kob, aged 13, sturdy, violent, un-l tamed, a careful observer of his fath-i er"8 wavs, and gleaner of his father's ! oaths, a constant source of worry to ! bis mother, and the idol and king of . every negro on the plantation. 'Will you have some turtle soup, sir?' asked the genial Colonel, beam ing with pleasure as the darkles re moved the covers. " 'No, thanks,' replied the organ player. 'I never take soup.' " 'Some oyster then9, "Same answer. Trout?' ' " 'No, thanks. " Pigeon?' " 'Never eat pigeon, thank you.' " 'Lamb?' "Fame answer. "The Colonel's smile disappeared, and he began to look troubled. 'Beef then'" he said. "Same answer. " This veal,' said the host plead ingly, 1s excellent my own raising. Try some?' " 'I never eat veal, thank you.' " Turkey?' "Same answer. '' '"Duck? ' - - " -No, thanks.' " 'Goose?' " 'Not any. "Only the pork was left now, and the Colonel was In despair. What sort of-a man was this, anyway? What did he eat? Tbe thoroughly disappointed Colonel was just about to offer the last dish when his son Kob, who had been listening with open-mouthed wouder to all these re fusals of the good things of this earth until he could hold himself no longer, blurted out; " 'Say, pop, p'raps the durned lit tle snipe would suck an egg.' " Modlflnd Prescription. Mr. Oscanyan, In his book, "The Sultan and bis People," says that a Turkish physician was called to visit a man who was very 111 of typhus fe ver. The doctor considered the case hopeless, but prescribed for the pa tient, and took his leave. The next day, in passing by, he inquired of a servant at the door if his master was dead. "Dead!" was the reply; "no, he is much better." The doctor hastened up-stalre to obtain the solution of the miracle. "Why," said tbe convalescent, "I was consumed with thirst, and I drank a pailful of the juice ot pickled cabbage. "Wonderful" quoth the doctor; and out came the tablets, on which be made this inscription: "Cured of typhus fever, Mehemcd Agha, an up holsterer, by drinking a pailful of pickled cabbage juice." Soon after, the doctor was called to another patient, a yaghllkgee, or dealer In embroidered handkerchiefs, who was suffering from the same mal ady. He forthwith prescribed "a pailful of pickled cabbage Juhe." On calling tbe next day to congrat ulate bis patient on his recovery, he was astonished to be told that the man was dead. ' 1 ' In his bewilderment at these phe nomena, be came to the safe conclu sion, and duly noted It in his memo randa, that "Although in cases of typhus fever pickled cabbage juice is an efficient remedy, it is not to be used unless tbe patient be by pro fes slon an upholsterer. CrMlty ta lOTtsieea. The obtaining of tortoise shell In volves intense cruely to the tortoise. When tbe creature Is caught it is fastened down to the ground and cov ered round tbe shell with leaves and grass, which are set alight Tbe beat foroas tbe scales of tbe shell to sepa rate and tbey are then cat off with a knife. Tbe poor reptile is then re leased to grow fresh scalea . WT We One practice of feudal time baa survived the diapprrance of most feudal things. It is the custom of using or ch -o-lng family and personal mottfs In America, at least, peo ple who do not inherit a coat-of-arms or a crest are free U adopt one at their pl'-asure, and to put upon it whatever motto or ensign armorial they choose. In this country the use of a crest or coat-of -arms upon a seal or at the head of leiUrs is sometime a matter of honest family pride, and some times, beyond a aoubt, of pure van ity. There are some Americans who feign an appearance of aristo ratic descent by making ue of heraldic emblems to which they have no right what ever by inheritance. But tbe adoption of an original emblem or motto of one's own, juit regardless of what's ancestor rfiay have been, is entirely a matter of ptrsoua! t-iste. Many people make ue of such emblems; and the prac tice, supposing it reallv to represent personal tastes, preferences, andchar a:ter, is a pretty one. Nearly all the ancient mottoes which in the course of time beearue badges of arlstociatic descent had tbeir origin in mere whim. Some of them commemorated an act of flrrnness or courage which the hero wished to perituate in his en sign. A marshal of France, for In stance, Bugeaud by name, who added extensive agricultural operations to his reputation as a soldier, took the device, Ense et aratro; "By the sword and the plough." Another motto, typical of the old nobility, is upon the crest df the aris tocratic family of Cues In France: "By Iron, not by gold." Modern mottoes are sometimes iron ical and intentionaly humorous. A celebrated singer, M. Capoul, has placed upon his seal the figure of a duck, with tbe motto, "Quack!" Satirical mottoes, too, are occasion ally Ijestowed by wits or wags upon other people, A French General, who bad been defeated both In Ger many and In Italy, found one day that, while he was absent from his bouse, somebody had decorated his door with an armorial tearing repre senting a drum, upon which was in scribed this motto. "1 am beaten on both sides." The mottoes chosen by authors are occasionally apt and Interesting. The famous poet of Southern France, Mistral, the singer of tbe 'land of the sun," whose works have been beautifully transplanted Into En glish, had for his emblem a locust, with these words in the Provencal dialect: Lou souleu me fal canta, "The sun makes me sing." A motto expressive of worthy sen timent is an excellent thing to have, provided one bears it In mind, and "lives up to iu". Made to Repent. When one feels that he has been harshly treated It Is perhaps natural that he should wbh to make the door of the lnju-tice regret his action, The best way to accotfiplisb such a result is to merit a different kind of treatment; and this may be done in a way to display as much courage and spirit as would be required for a less justifiable revenge. In his memoirs, the Marshal de Luxembourg relates an incident bearing upon this point The occurrence took place during his service In the army of .Handera. Noticing one day on a march that several soldiers were not in their places, he sent an aide-de-camp to re call them. All obeyed promptly ex cept one. The marshal, then Count de Bouttevllle and a lesser officer, hastened to him, stick in hand, and threatened to strike him. "If you do that you will repent It," cried the soldier. Bouttevillc struck him several times, and forced him to return to his regiment Two weeks later the count offered a large sum of money to any man who would execute a perilous errand for him. A soldier who was consld ered the bravest In his regiment pre sented himself for the commission, and ac juitted hlmcclf with great suc cess and courage. Bouttevllle praised him highly, and presented him with the reward which he had offered. The soldier lmmed lately distributed the money among bis comrades and said: "I did not serve you for money; but if you think 1 deserve some recompense, will you make me an officer? Do you recognize me, sir?" The count replied that he had 1 never seen him. 1 "I am the soldier to whom you gave I a severe beating two weeks ago. I said that you would repent it" The count embraced him with emo tion, promised to be his friend, and tbe man received an officer's commis sion that very day. , 1 She Could Tell. A French chronlqueur records an In teresting and, perhaps, valuable dis co vei yon the part of a child of a means of ascertaining whether people are young or not This child, a little girl, had been playing merrily in the country w.th a gentleman who was known to have come very close, to say the least, to his fiftieth year. The little girl's mother, seeking for her, came up just as she left this gentleman s company. "What have you been doing, my dear?" the mother asked. "Oh, I've been playing with that young man over there." Tbe mother smiled, "What is your way of telling when people are young, dear?" she asked. "Oh," answered tbe little one, I 70ung penpie are mose mat nave a good timer .; It Is a queer thing that after a girl bas consented to fly with a nan she usually has to walk. WONDERFUL POWIH OF KINO-NE8R. rilB4an I'efrla'a Way a Uetttag Hie Wark of Ki ptoratlaa IMma. Tbe Meydoum pyramid stand In the burying ground of oldest Egypt and there, day by day. are conducted most careful explorations under the management of Flinders Petrie, says the Gentl'-men's Magazine. Thus does the tomb yield up its secret, but these are not more Interesting than the facts demonstrated through out these operations that even the id!e temperament of Egyptian work men is more powerfully influenced by love than by fear. At Luxor a swear ing bully of an oversier hu-tled the hildien, with their palm baskets of mould, from pit to bank, lashing them mercilessly at times and hicx- ng his elephant-hide whip for pure truelty at the half-naked bodies or the poor little boys and girls, who. in tbe name of science, were working like slajres, through beat and dust. to bring back the colossi of Kameses the Great, or the temp e of his lather, Seti, from the grave of centuries. It was a sight to make one s iiioxi boil to see the lash curl with a crack round the leg of a lad or the naked ankle of a eirl as they toiled up the iteep bank with a heavy palm basket on the head. Sometimes it would bring the poor creatures to their knees, but when I remonstrated I was told: "It matters not No whip, no work." Now Mr. Petrle gets twice a9 much work out of his meu and tioys as does this bully at Luxor, and yet his Inter course with them is uniformly, gentle and serene. It was refreshing to sit there in the shadow of those vast mounds, at the building of which the land had groaned and the lash had been busy, and to see how men to day labored with the same tools, dressed in the same way, had much the same simple wants to satisfy, and the same home to return to at even tide. A light was in their faces and a smile on their lips, for they toiled for honest bread at honest prices, and tholr master was a friend. That evening 1 heard a boy's voice and saw a boy's hand thrust through the tent where we sat Mr. Petrle cut a piece of soap in two and gave the lad half. saying, quietly: "I find there's noth ing like soap for sore heads." Soon another voice piped in the darkness, and the same knife now dived into a pot of ointment and spread some carefully on a bruised face. Presently, with a low salaam, a dusky man with an ache In his dusky stomach, applied for cure. The parafilne lamp was kindled, a cup of ; coffee was made, and a spoonful of j pepper stirred therein. The poor' fellow swallowed It with a gurgie, and turned to go. "May God increase . your goods exceedingly!" were the' words of thanks, and the grateful i ones went back to their reed huts, ! tbeir burnluses and sandy beds for the night. Texan Railroad In a;. "There is some queer railroading down in Texas," said W. A. Shaw, as hestood in the Lacledcannex and gave bis glass a peculiar circular motion calculated to make the sugar and pep permint sociable. There is a road down in the southern part of the State fifty-three miles long, whose cannon-ball covers the distance in just four hoars, if it bas an excep tionally good run of luck. Trains are run each way three times a woek, if one doesn't chance to get lost and so blockade traffic until a hand-car tracer can be sent out for It There are no telegraph or telephone stations on the road, and when a train leaves the terminal where the general offices are located, the conductor Is master of the situation until he gets buck again. Sometimes the pneumatic tire comes off the sulky of the man employed to ride ahead and drive the cattle off the track, and the train is ! a week making the round trip. I rode over the road once, then walked back, because I was in a hurry On the trip out we picked up a drunken farmer who had laid down on the track. The Conductor chanced to know him, and held the train while the brakeman and baggage master carried him to his home a mile away. In about an hour tbe brakeman re turned with an Invitation from the farmer's wife for crew and pas sengers to come over to supper. We went, and after the repast an old cot-ton-tleld African with a cracked fiddle was Introduced and we had a dance. The conductor then wanted to pro ceed) but the engineer, who was sit ting up to the hilarious farmer's buxom daughter, said tbe bogs had rooted out several cross-ties down be low the water tank, and be was ap prehensive of a repetition of the Ash tabula disaster If we attempted to run over that part of the road at night So we staid and danced until daylight We got off after breakfast next , morning, and the farmer's daughter was a passenger. She wore a big sunbonnet and a large tin pail. Three miles out we stopped and tbe crew helped her pick wild strawber ries enough to fill her pall. Then we backed up and tbe engineer carried the bucket of berries over to the bouse 'or her. When he got, back he discovered that be was out of coal and couldn't budge. Tbe farmer kindly donated enough fence rails to pull us out or the difficulty and we got through, by great good luck, In just twenty-eight hour. Obi somo of those roads down there are light ning." ' A Tree oa a Tower. Seeds of trees taken by birds, or by winds, frequently lodge In some de caying mortar crack on the tops of high buildings, and will grow out and make quite large treea One of these Is In tbe city of Utlca, N. Y., where on the top of a city church tower Is a mountain asb, whicn, snout fifteen or sixteen years ago probably, sprouted. It still continue t grow, and has now re bed a height of aW : seven feet The roots push their way Into the cracks and crevice of tbe maann work. During the last two or three yars It has blosso'iied and borne clusters of scarlet berr e. It, Is said by some friend to be one of the in teresting sights of I'tica. Medians' Monthly. The Praflta at Monta tariov. Some remarkable facts were dis. cloied at the half-yearly meeting of tbe shareholders of tbe Sodete Anonyme des Balnsde mer et da Cer cle des Etrangers de Monaco. The total rerenue from the tables during the last vear has been a little over 23,000,000 francs, or about $4,tXJ,00J, which is a million francs more than the receipts of the previous year. The capital of the society is 30.0O0, 000 francs. In (so, 000 shares of 500 francs. Each share carries an Inter est coupon of 2 francs per annum, or 5 percent upon tbe original value. The dividend Is distributed early in May. This varies according to the takings at the table. Last May it amounted to 163 francs, making a total revenue 190 francs per share, 39 per cent upon the original value, nince marriage the present Prince has never touched the 1,250,000 francs which thegamoling society contracted to pay annually for the concession to the ruler of Monaco. This $250,000 per year has been spent in improve menu at the palace, in building the tine Cathedral, erecting new schools, and the Ilka W hen 1903 arrives the principality will have some stately edifices to call its own, and the Prince and Princess will rule over a domain as magnificent in Its outward sem blance as it is beautiful in its natural position. In addition to tbe sues paid out as the lance's share of ths profits the society bears all the ex penses of governing the principality, minding' a Shark. . A successful diver must possess great courage and nerves of steel. Such a man, connected with a large wrecking company, was visiting ths pearl fisheries io the Gulf of Cali fornia. On one of his trips in quest of the pearl oyster he had a narrow escape from a fearful death. Frank Lenl it's Magazine tells the story. He had been Instructed never to stir from tbe bottom until he had ' looked up and around. Fortunately le heeded tbe advice.. Having filled his hag, he glanced quickly about, and caught sight of a huge shovel nosed shark watching him. In' an emergency men think fast Near the diver was a large rock. Ha moved quickly to the other side of It, hoping to dodge the ferocious mon ster. But tbe maneuver did not work; the shark watched every move ment, changing his position by a slight motion of his powerful tall. Time was precious, and the divei conceived the idea of blinding ths shark by stirring up the mud. Undei cover of that he might escape. Its worked for dear life, and had the wa tertblck with mud in less than ball a minute. Slipping around the rock again, h rose to the surface, having barelj strength enough to reach the side ol the boat and was hauled on board Just as the voracious man eater mads a rush for blm. A Oha.Uy Joke. Biff! and a young medical studeni went to mother earth. It happened at the University ot Cincinnati A young man was desirous of experience Ing the hoirors of a real dissecting room. A friend of his is a student and to him the young man applied for the necessarv membership. Ths friend assented and so managed H that his friend got Into the room where the festive students are sup posed to hold high riot over ths bodies of the unfortunates who, io death powerless to help themselves, are hurried to the dead-houses of ths college. While in the room a sly but not very popular student sllpjied ao ear from the subject into his pocket It was the ear of a woman. The visi tor was as mad as a hornet On ac counuof the unpopularity of the prac tical joker he had little trouble In finding who did it He hunted and found him, as the whole class wai leaving, In the vestibule of the "col lege. There the scene suggested io the opening lines was enacted. Ths. practical joker is not much of t tighter and made his exit very qulckli to a chorus of students horse laugh. Cincinnati Enquirer, A Wonl'p Loaa of Caata. Words have their destinies as well as books. Mr. Darcy Lever, In an amusing article on this subject la ments that the "good old English1' word "tiddler" should have utterly lost caste and dragged down "fiddle'1 with It in Its fall "Fiddle" and "fiddler" have certainly been name of S'.'orn since Mrs. Plozzl's second husband was contemptuously com pared with her first husband, Mr. Thrale, and dismissed as "a fiddler." Mr. Lever might have cited an earlier example in the case of Lord Chester field, who, It will be remembered, re minded bis son that a gentleman never fiddles. Had his lordship lived to these days be would have ao knowiedged that Princes and Prin cesses take dellghtln thtslnstrumi-rit, though, to be sure, tbey call It a "violin." But tbe question Is why Is the word "violin"1 respectable, whlls the ola word "fiddle" - which has a respectable derivation and means ths same thing is clothed with mean and ridiculous associations? Tub) question Mr. Lever confesses bitnseil compelled to. leave to "sharper wits." London Daily News. , Ws bare noticed that It Is always the girl vo tbe prettiest name who marries a man . with such an ugly name that the legislature should bs i called upon to change Ik '