BUT. WC CANT TALK. MMU MW ft -WT 1M ; m Hr. ' Mfi-tt JkM rwU Mtfm . t-t t mm f TVK'fww fttrm. tMw4 fc cl oorm. A Hb:T iMHt mi , . w a.ifc nhJr iha es. fr vt (Aa4t sxTsys tfck n.(h: si-i H:ras Hr'i 1 v tm bn . b. oaA m fcs.Hl, I o&JKi 104 i fT-.- d. at"Uvw ft toll -y jiJ to him ; iaa fa ttv-rw w- Wfc- b:rm -irx-t acrt -syIom. Wow vbd 1 h - t Jutft r M.cmd. Ard ftii Uiw aiu-Va- r'mul, Tb t wot uimi tHr'fti -Atii's Y -ilid tair a v oiln-r o fbi And i.vruugfa ! b iinunji ow. T uieuwtsil- murtu unug soft k-w ; lo wbotu I DTr eaull ft'.ftctiy t--fcut JrKirffti iiiOJi t talk to iue In winter time, across t h mow VI h j-ngUn: beJla i c tutU i- ko , And. though I'd puJI ii Hl-ih un etv--. d go fto slaw I d cesuiv fre. And yet in &ov k rd ot ct'-rni That Htmry black kept n'" and warm . Escept on nitu - bft wan alon just why t in wni uter koo n ; I kno ran m out o( i-ratb. And Henry nearly frose to dtiih. Ofa! I'm an old bor- from a I.verv auhle; 1 could tell a lot of thing, if I ere able. P'iCK. causeFbydyxamite The engineer leaned back content edly in his cab and lit his pipe. Tne express was thirty minutes late, and that makes a very acceptable rest for the crew of the lo al freight, which took l e siding at, this point to per mit the pas-eruer train to pass. The air-rakes on freight cars are ureal things Hill," he eiaeu. lated, as he watched the tireman rake down the ashes; "(.eats all what a help they are in hodin' a heavy train on a down grade. I saw a times once when I'd have siven a pile of ru.mey if there had be a sue i a thing then, and 'twas ri'ht ou this division, too." "Let's heir about it. 1'ete," said the tireroau, putting the poker away and chipping off some hard tobacco for his corncob. "It's a good while ago now," the engineer answered meditatively. "I was runnin' a puher between Con -maugh and Cresson, belpin' freight and coal trains up the bill. It was just alter the strike In '77 wh n the boys raised Ca n. and the caue of that strike, if yrtu'll reruembor, was partly on account of the ompany cuttin' down the crews and douhlin' the runs. N.iwadays. w.th Ikjx and coal cars Ht.ed with air, a brakeman more or less don't make murh differ ence, but the i every man countel, and when they .dropped a chap off on these mountain runs it made the r'st feel shaky, for there wasn't e:.oagh men b-lt to leud the brakes. HJne night it was our turn to as sist what was known as the Panhan dle freight up the mountain. We atartea out from ( oi.emaugn about , ll:iO pushin' the train, which was ; aiade up of aliout ten cars of h gs two box cars and fl.teen or twenty fo-.ir-wht tl coal cars 'Jimmies, we called 'em. The box cars were at the rear, that is. right in front of us. We made pretty fair time up to South Fork, where the Hood broke afterwards, you know. Then the engine in front be;an to steam bad, and what with us pushin' hard and itpullin' by tits, 'twasn't long bo ore the cars were pumpin' and jerkin' pretty rough. Then I saw the con ductor cumin' back hard as he c iuld. When be got within hear n' he yelled. For O d's sake stop t iat bumpin'. "e hive two cars of dyna mite in tlie t r.iin ' "Did 1 stop ity You better, be lieve I did, and mighty Uick, too. I blowed for brakes and the engineer in front auweicd. an 1 as the grade there is ai-out eight, fcet to the mile we soon stopped. I seut my fireman forward to teli the other engineer to try ana get his steam gauge up and that I wasn't goin' to bump myself Into etern ty if I knew it. After he was gone I discovered my water was low and concluded to run bacn to a stand pipe about half a mile down the track to fill tne tank. So, cut tin' the couplin' my-elf, I dropped dowa i lound afterwards the crew didn't know I had gone and had fa led to put the brakes on the last cars, thiukin' my engine would hold 'em. "I hadn't more than got alongside the pipe than I caught a glimose of the tali lamps of the train comin Lckety split towards me. I knew at once what had happened. The train had broke in two and part of it was runnlo wild down the hilL That often happens, you know, and there ain't much danger In t-toppin' I he wild cars; all that's Decessary bein' tor the engineer of the pusher to run backward slowly, so as to make the bump when It comes easier than If the engine was stopped. "But you can bet I wasn't hank erin' to stop two cars of dynamite that way, and when i saw'em comin' Idla'tstopat the pioe but kept on goin'. My old push r jumped, and then lit out down the bill. Jimlny crickets how she was a hummln' in less than a minute, while the runa way was chasm' us bell t ent Scared? Well mebbe I wasn't, though It wa n't loDg before we begun to gain on the car and leave them further behind. Lord! bow the little drivln' wheels of that old pusher did hum. "All this time I was thlnkln', sod thinkln' bard as well as fast I knew that bein' on the east-bound track 1 might run slap bang into a train comin' up and what would be left after that wreck would ts blowed to Kingdom Come when the dyna mite arrived. In a case of that kind man'i got to think and act mighty prompt, aod it didn't take me long to form a piao. I bad a good halt mile toad Uito and ateadiir g alnlo', and if 1 had wanted to could have bad lift to i top crawl babied a rock op M tto kill lde and w tto btg jpat e7 of Artworks Tr known vkr. tiM dynastta kooexsd the tn- Mxa loo tar "But I coo urd upa better scheme than that lu less time than it lanes to telL About three miles further cown was an abandoned coal mine, with a biding connecting with the up track. If I could reach it in time to thr'iw the switch the runaways cou d le turned off and do little dam age let ond desiro. ing themselves. On the other band, if the night ex tres should be near, and 1 knew she was about due, the consequences would le horrible if I failed, fcad predicament, wasn't it? liut, as I said, in such ca-s a man's got to de cide -juick, and I male up my mind to ri-k it. "1 tulh d the throttle wide op n and fastened the whittle rojie so as to keep upa steady blow in', dr at Mo e bow we spun down that grade! All the time the lam;s on the run aways were twinkl n' in p'uin sight, and I knew the cars must be cumin' a-whizin'. We pasi-ed a train goin' down on the oth r track, ana, al though it was makin' pretty lair spe-il itself, the engineer tol l me afterwards that I si d past him like as if the devil was chasin' ine, and w.,en a minute or so later, the cars came along like a comet he thought 1 wa-i a goner s.ire. 'Well, I reached the sidin', and by usin' sand, and reversin' git my en gine skipped. Theu 1 jumped for the switch. It was rusty aud bent, but fortunat' ly not locked. I gave it a terr.i'.c erk. got it turned and then run as hard as my legs would carry me. I was too busy getti.i' out of the way to watch for the cars, but I heard 'em cumin', and I remcmier thinkln' that if they jumped the switch and kept on down tbe main tiack it wouldn't be my fault. 'Then there was a crash and a shocK which seemed to come out of the sky. 1 was knocked head over heels b. the concussion of the air, and when I crawled upon my feet it was ra!nin' pig. I act. The sky was full ot ready-made sausage meat. A car or hogs had broke loose with the dynamite, and, of course, went up when it exploded. Spare ribs and pork chops fell all over Cambria County that nlht. and a farmer li via near the railroad got three whole hogs o'it of the tops of pine trees uevt day. I was so weak 1 could hardiy reach my engine, but 1 managed to get her side-tracked and o it of the way just as the express c line along." 'How d d the company reward you, 1 ete?" a-ked liilly, as tbe en gineer knocked the ashes out of his pipe. "Laid me of a month for leavin' the train without notifyin' the con ductor.'' . V. Sunday World. The VaniMhinst Ivoe. A deer when started by a hunter or drheu by bounds usually returns in a few days to the same hill or mountain-si, e where he was Urst found: but a moose, when once thoroughly alarmed, will .start on a lonit swing ing walk, and, taking with him his entire family, leave for good. It la one of the greatest diit.cultles and there are many in still hunting this animal, to avoid getting him under way, ior then the hunter may as well break camp and try other fields, since not a moose will be found with n nides. They (.cent a moccasin track or the smoke f a tire at an in credible distance. A fresh trail may le found one day, and arrangements ma le to follow it at daybreak on tbe morrow. liuring the night tbe moose returning to his old haunts, detects the danger-siifns, and all the hunters tind iu the morn. rig is a trail six or eiht hours old leading for Darts unknown in analmost perfectly straight line. The moose is at that mciueiit, perhaps, twenty miles off, and still going. Although mo'ise cannot be driven to water by hounds like a deer, but will turn savagely t bay, still they will not remain In a locality ;where dogs -are running: so that when ttie white hunters became numerous in the North Woods, and especially when they Introduced hounding, the moose simply left tbe country, and passed either eastward to Maine or northward to Canada. It is a well-autheo Heated but little known fact that they practically left In one season. They were numerous in the Adirondacks, especially In Brown's Tract. a large district In what is now the southwestern part of the wilderness until the period between I.50 and l.i5 (prob ably near the latter year,) when they suddenly disappeared. Hefore this several had been killed yearly. Scat tered ones were shot later, but lwr5 marked their exit from the annals of 'ew York game Years later, four or five were brought back to .-arnac, but would not stay. Century. The Velocity of Wild Iu;ks. The velocity with which a water fowl flies through the air was illus trated one night recently. About 11 o'clock a wild duck, supposed to be on Its way to the feeding grounds up the bay, flew against the large pane of glass in the lantern at Thomas' Point Lighthouse, Chesapeake Bay, with such force as to smash the glass, though it was a quarter of an inch thick and five feet square. The lens was also damaged. The hole In the lantern was large enough to admit a small boat's sail, which was tempo rarily used until the opening cou d be boarded up pending repairs. Tbe bird, which bad a gray breast and brown back, dropped dead on the in side, after finishing it destructive work. It was probably s straggler tbat had been attracted by tbe bright light at tha lighthouse, as no other ducks could be seen by tbe keet era Baltimore Sun, We sometimes And a poor person claiming relationship witb a rich one of the smso name, but never a rlcb one dalmlog relationship wltb a poor one REAL RURAL READING WILL BE FOUND IN THIS DE PARTMENT. Utrml Mlndni Ac riralturur Wbo &7 Farming loa How to Fn all Asparau lit-d Th flavor of Money rtrrwd aud fed Flirni-ea on farmlnr. In the neighborhood of Oxford. 1'a., the farmers were successful with their crops last year. They received good a'. erage prices for the produet-. Some of the 1 beral-viewed agricul turists .-ay that farming did pay, es pecially in lsyj. Theie is a cau-e for tbe change from the long-continued cry, farming does not pay." It is diversiiied lariuing. l ew in deed are the farmers of to-da whose labors are confined entirely to the same crops year atter ear, as was the custom not long ao. In uiry shos that the best crop the farmers raised last year was potatoes. Fully loo.ouo bushels were grown. Of this amount 75,000 bushels, for whb h dealers paid 6U cents a bushel, were shipped to Philadelphia in carloa l.lots, making a train of 1'.7 cars. Two yeais ago 3o, i. oo bushels of potatoes were shipped from Oxford. A lo al pro ducer ays that it costs 4u to raise and market an acre of potatoes The average for the season Is 1 o bushels an acre from eight bushels of seed, and the return is ( ;.n acre. There are some farmers who harvested - 0 bushels f tubers fr. m an acre of land. It is estimated that within a radius of twenty ruiiesof Oxford 00, UU'i bushels of potatoes were gathered from i-cptctuber 1. That the farm ers were eager to compete in taisirig potatoes, aod that tneir efforts were Dot contlned to one variety wassliown at the local fair, where twenty-Uve varieties were on exhibition. A co .servatlve farmer has figured on the cost of production of grain compared with totat cs. lie reports: The cost of raising ten acres of wheat is .4.a; sale of iw bushels of wheat at 64 cents aud ten tons of straw at , lfv, loss on teu a res 4. :ito; e (Uivalent to a loss of cents a bu hel at the rate of twenty bushels an a re. The total co-t of ten acres of oats is sale of :iru bushels of oats at !:5 cents and six tons of straw at '.,?.'. 5i; loss on ten 4acres ?lti...o; e uivaknt to a lossof 4 cents a bushel al the rateo thirty five busbejs an a' re. Tbe total cost of ten acres of corn is 447; sale of 4. o bushels of corn at .".0 cents and 1,,'iou bund.es of fodder at .'; tents, net gain on ten a: es tzu; e uivaient to a profit of about cents a i ushel. The total cost of teu a res oi bay is 1107. .s"; saie of tons of hay at 1-, tl'O: net gain on ten acres $45.13; e u alent to a profit of :tiOaton. These estimates are at the rate of 1 for six days' plow ing the ten acres; S2S a ton for fer tilizer, '." an acre for interest and in surance, and average prices for the other items. The total co-t of ten acres of potatoes is MOO; sale of I, O f bushels of potatoes at Ml cents, 00; pro, t of k.M), or ..o an a re. Another crop the fanners realized an unusual price lor Is apples. Not withstanding the severe and aes rue tlve s.orrus last, summer, which re sulted In the loss of fu.iy half of the maturing fruit, the app.e yield was large. i ittsburgh Louiniercial-tia-zeite. Improved llirkory Nut. In the attention that has been given to the nut-bearing trees in re icntyeaiss vera! i in pro el hickories mainly of the smaller sized shell barks have been brought into notice. One of these. Haie's called Hale's Paper Shell, at first) has a. ready been mentioned in these columns. It was first described by Andrew S. Fu ler in his interesting work, 'Practical Forestry, '" published about ten years ago. In the report of the United States Secretary of Agriculture for 1'.C, there is a description of this variety, and of two others named respectively Cu:tis aud Ideal. Ali three, as stated by Pomoiog.st Van Leman, are good and desirable so far as flavor Is ion cerned, but the cracking qualities of Haie's and Ideal are "not the best, many hahes of the kernels being broken, or marred hy the shallow though clasping part.tion wails," Curtis was raised by Curtis Coe of Connecticut, the originator ot Coe's Transparent cherry, one of the line old varieties. He planf d ibe nut from which Curtie came in 1-.'i:', and the tree is now eight or ten Inches In diameter. It is said to bo standing near tbe original Con's Transparent cherry tree. Mr. an Iicman states tbat "tne nut is medium size, has very slight angles and may be rated among tbe best in thinness of shell, fullne-s of kernel, and ease with which the kernel can be removed In halves. Its flavor Is good, and the tree is said to be very produrtive." Judge Samuel Miller of Missouri (formerly of Pennsylvania., has I ecn giving special attention for many years to improved nuts, persimmons, and o her native American fru ts and there are doubtless many choice varie les in bis possession. The fruit loving public, both East and West, are looking forward with much Inter est to tbe results of his long experi ence In this and other lines of horti cultural work. How to froparc an Anpanfi) Hril. . Light, sandy, rich soil is the best, and will not need underdrainlng other soil should be underdrained. f-eed or plants .may be obtained of seed men, and should be sown wide enough for cultivation with horse and plow, say three feet by two in the row. (, alcker results nay be ob tained by digging up an old bed and separating tbe roots and planting them at least four lnrhe below tbe too of soil. This will allow cultiva tion over the crown of the piant, and such deeply planted root will bend up more vig rous plants and earlier plants, too. If but few plants are wanted, a ld In the corner of the garden may be ued, and the plant ing may I more close. Cover each spring with refuse salt and put on enough to kill tbe growth of the weeds. No danger of killing tbe plant, as It Is a salt waler plant. Asparagus is so easily cultivated and j so palatable in tbe early spring tbat ' no table Is complete without it. If plants are covered with a (shovelful of fresh horse manure in winter they come up much sooner. They may le saiu-d w ith the brine and refuse salt of the smokehouse. National Stick man. llrf-.-l and !"-. A buyer of steers for feeding says he is paving from 1' t LM cents a lonnd !or fair to good I to - year old animals, in .stly of the latter age. They bring f.om iZ to il' eacli, with occasionally some that tou' h the o mar. As a rule the prices do not cover cost of production, in tbe opin ion of our informant, hut tbe entire absence of profit is due more to quality of the animals than to the very low price, though with the l-l sorts the profit 1- too email to count, but even a small profit beats a loss out of sight. This buyer relates one Incident to illustrate the dn'.erence I etw.'t n rearing line grade cattle oT the pronunced beef tvpe aud those of the no partb ular-purrise kind. He found a lot of grade yearlings, bred expressly for beef, and thougn they were carried through their first winter on hay alone, having no grain whatever, that weighed alout io0 pounds each, and were considered a good pun base at l.o a head, w hich their buyer thought must have pa.d their owner a very fair profit; cer tainly much tetter than the --year-old fellows that brought from 12 to i I. leach. It is such cattle that we must breed for. It is imperative that It be done when prices are very low, and Is vastly more profitable to do it when prices are high. I'rumnic rs jm-. Many exj:riments ha'. e been made under diiferent conditions to show the advantages of pruning the grape, wh -re a projier medium is observed between too I ght pruning and exces sive cutting away. We have seen a vineyard ruined in a single sea -on by cutting away nearly all the bearing shoots, the mistaken notion be ng held tbit they would ripen better by letting in the sunlight. The leaves being mostly cut o f the remainder nearly starved t!i fruit, 'ibe Mis souri Experiiupnt Station tried prun ing' different degrees of the vine. The vine' were pruned from one bud only V six buds, one portion not being pruned at ali. Anoth r part ot the v n -yaid was allowed to grow four canes from this root, which were puncd to three feet long. The fruit subsequently reached its full size. The grapes which were pruned to one and two eves haf well-tilled hunches, the berries being one third larger than the unpruned vines. The rot was much worse on the iinpr ned. There is fully four times as m ich r it in the unsprayed mies as in those that have been sprayed Thf Flavor of Ilonrj. Mr. C. N. Wilson, a California writer, claims that the flavor of honey made by bees in altitude 7o0 to .,000 feet abo.e the sea level is better than that made i ear the sea shore. It is po.ss.ble that this differ ence is due to the less rain rail on the higher ground, a-, at the medium alti tude theie is likely to be less rain than along the seashore or near the top of high mountains. A wet. suu less season atlects the qtriiitr of fruits, aod it may well do tin; same to the amount and ( uality of the sweets which the (lowers contain. Corn Meal for UlllUT Hiltlpr. While bran is all right to make quantity of miik, It does rot make a rich milk full of butter lata. For this purpose there is no winter feed so good as corn meal, fed either with com ensilage or with cut, corn stalks moistened with hot water. It U better for a winter feed tha:i linseed or cotton-see 1 mea', as these have the elect of making the butter fats too hard for cold-weather use. The use of cotton-see 1 m'-al comes just right in summer. The l.utt-r then is sure to come soft, and is often un manageable ff"" "vs cause. Thk New Hampshire experiment station finds that gluten meal lends to produce a softer quality of butter than cotton seel meal or corn meal, and, other things being equal, tends to les-on the cbuinabillty of the but ter fats. Tim average production of our farms. In almost every line, Is only about one quarter of that which is secured by the best of our farmers. This should give food for thought It is possible for every man lo make a near approaeh to tbe tour-fold cron Thk time is coming, when root crops will have a larger place to our agriculture than they now occupy. One advantage that they have over grain crops is that they are less liable lo make a complete failure from drought, , hsects, and other cuu es. Tiik un erdraincd barnyard or dooryard is raicly muddy. Though the e round is naturally dry It will probably pay to undcrdraln. I nder drainage mitigates drouth as well as flood. Tbe undcrdraln dooryard and lawn will grow a betler and a greener turf An eminent Mglculturist says that there Is nothing more certain than that (he productiveness of very many of our fruits and vegetables and those the most valuable Is often tremendously increased by bees. In tbe Important work of pollenizlngthe flowers MARK TWAIN'S PUNISHMENT. i'omprlkd la lia.1 Hla Ow Hooka by m Jury al I at Nluavata. A tragedy of palpitating interest was recently enacted on board of the sti iimer Lahn during her last tripi fn.m New York to I'.remen. Shortly j after losing sight of the American ! coast it was discovered that among the passengers there was a noted and dangerous criminal, and a eouci! was held to decide on the proceedings t I taken in this emergency. Now. strange to say. tbe j tsscngers also in cluded many distinguished American jurists, and it was decided to put the criminal in question on his trial forth with. Judge I Ivtcnhoefer, at pres ent in Karisbad. took his s-'at on the improvised judicial b- nch: the prose cution was intruded to Mr. Isaac Wallaehof New York, who is also at present at Karlsbad, while Mr. Welf ster of Ii iston, app -ared for the ac cused. The indictment ran as fol lows: ' You Samuel Clemens, alias Mark Twain, a'ias the Innocent Abroad, alias, , having in'divers'an.i sun dry books and publications unlaw fully, feloniously and of malice afore thought published or caused to be published certain lies and falsehoods purporting to be jokes, are hereby in dicted and accused with being the greatest liar in creation." The prisoner apsared handcuffed in view of his dangerous character. A sjx'cia! jury of experts in the mat ter of lying was sworn in to try the case. It consisted of twelve students from Yale College. Many witnesses were heard, including several ladies. The most damning evidence against the prisoner was thai of a lady, who declared upon oath that the prisoner had asserted that certain ladies on board the Quaker City had retired to their lierths on account of seasickness, it being a well known (act that un lady Is ever sca-ick, and that when any lady passenger had to retire from the dinner table at sea it is ln'cause ; she has forgot ten her handkerchief, and her failure to reappear for two days is due to the fact that she has : slopped to have a few words with a lady friend. This witness' evidence was iieing listened to with painlul in terest w hen the ship gave a lurch and the witness found she had forgotten ' her handkerchief. Mint juleps having licen ordered all round, the Court proceeded to argue the legal aspects of tbe question. It was maintained by the prosecution that, w herc.is, A nauias and Sapphira, liaroii Munch;iu-eii and others who had hitherto ranked as the g'eatest liars the world bad ever seen, b id prcvuiical"d fur th -.r iersnnal inte--es(s or giory; the prisoner at tin' bar lied systematically and on principle from genuine artist i pleasure iu tbe pracf !, and that, t here fore, his claim , to tie the greatest liar in creation was not to Ik: contest'-d. Authorities were, tiowever.quoied for the defense, to- wit. Lord Tenuvsou, who laid down the law that "a lie that is half the truth Is ever the blackest of lies. " Now, as the prisoners lies were all pure and unadulterated lies, with no suspicion of truth thoiilthem, they could not entitle i,im to is; con demned as the blackest of liars. Ref erence was further mane to the well known legal axiom that there are three degrees of lying, viz., lies, d d lies and statisti -s, and as the pris oner had iij'ver in his life given any statistics, true or false, except to tbe tax collector, he could not be held guilty of the crime named in the In dictment The jurv having :ethed to consider their verdict, they returned after the seventeenth drink all round and pro nounced the prisoner guilty, but recommended him to mercy. The s.-ntence of the Court was that the prisoner should lie compelled to read his own books for three hours dally till the ship arrived In Ilremcn. When this appalling sentence was pronounced the prisoner grew ghastly pale and Hung himself on his knees, begging that it might be commuted to hanging. The Court declared -'it would be hanged If it did," and ap pointed a commiit e to see the sent ence carrier' out This was rigorou.sH enforced, and needless to !say, the unhappy criminal broke down under the prolonged tor ture, and arrived in jjort such a rav ing lunatic that a hew and interest ing work may shortly be expected from his pen. Karlsbad Herald. Lightning ami Lightning- KimIm. Prof. L. F. lilake of the University of Kansas, In an article on "Safety from Electricity'' in the last Issue of the Flectrical World, says: For buildings In cities, except churches and other high structures, rods, I think, are unnecessary. Light ning strikes seldom In the cities com pared with the country, one reason being that the many electric wires telephone and telegraph and electric light are really safeguards. A build ing is safer with such wires over it than without In the country, how- ever, buildings may need protection. Our modern conceptions of light- 1 concerning the drinking habits. In nlng indicate in general some- j there were 3(15, 875 dram shops what as follows: For the In l-'ram e. or one for every eighty rapidly oscillating current the 8';Vt'n Inhabitants. Since then France surface of the conductor first receives has lost I,(i00,000 inhabitants by the the ether disturbs rices and becomes annexation of Alsace and Lorraine, heated, so that the Interior makes but the dram-shops are now 410,000. but little difference A large The consumption of alcohol Is now surface is needed, and iron rods are i,J Hires per head, and the alcohol just as good as, if not better than, i" more generally made from fruit copper. Tne old idea of a coper rod to earth, large enough not to become overheated, would he correct If the lightning were a direct current, as formerly held. But for Its rapid Riirg Ings there must not only be tbe con ductor, but surface to It and good grounds; furthermore, all large bodies of metal In the building must be con - nectco to it or, nettcr, provided wiin Independent grounds, In fact, there Is no perfect safety from lightning because of the large area over which tha ether Is distribute! For the Individual the safest place Is the center of the room and on the floor. There he is the farthest removed from tbe mo.t direct path of the ether's violent surging.' Ho tut the Kiips. A Ixxik by M. lUrjvet which re cently apared In I'aris narrates an incident In the life of the famous architect Yiollet-le-lue, which oc curred in July. 1S70, when be was in Switzerland He was one day on the Schwarzen lierg (.lacier, at a height of about nine thousand feet accompanied by liaptiste, the guide, wh marched in front The two men were attached ti ea'-h other by a rope, as is usual In Alpine moumalueering. The. guide had passed over a crev asse, but when M. Yiol!et-de-Iuc at tempted to cross it he failed, and fell into the abyss. The guide tried to pull him out. but instead he foiled himself gradually descending. The architect perceived that his companion. If he iiersisted In the at tempt to save hiiu, would surely shaie bis fate, and he asked if Bap tiste had a family, "A wife and children," was the answer Then," said Yiollet-le-Due, quie tly. "I shall cut the rope." He did so and fell, but a block of ice thirty feet lower down stopped his decent When liaptiste saw ' this, and that for a time the danger was lessened, be went in search of help, and returned with four stout peas ants. Three hours afterward Ylollet-le-luic was extricated. In spile of his jierilous position, the ruling passion was strong with with the artist, for although he was almost covered with Icicles from the dripping water, he bad contrived to make drawings of the novel effects he was able to jiercelve. In his book on the Alps be mentions bis fall as If it were a fortunate accident Youth's Companion. Heavy rrfiriitrllon of Oiiht In 1H9I. Year by year the gold production of the world Is increasing, and the re sults for 1VM were the largest on record. In round numlcrs the pro duction for the last live years was as follows: "-, o.OitT, 000 ounces: 148, .'..'il.o.io ounces; Ihs'.i, 5,41,00(1 ounces: lKDo, .1, 'i(i.no0 ounces; anU l-m, ii,u:!.'l, iioo ounces:. For the first time for many years there was a set back In :iii. A noticeable feature of recent years has been the develop, ment of the V it watersrand gold fields. The production of these fields has lieeu as follows: ls7, 34,81)7 ounces; lH", 2ifo,!M7 ounces: lHHit, .';7'.i,7'i:i ounces: l'.io, 4H1,hi;i ounces; and H'.tl, 7 2'', ounces. Adding in ism the output of other Transvaal gold fields, which amounted to about Io7, oiid ounces, tlx total production of the Transvaal i for lssu reaches H'i',2" ounces. For the current. rear It is expected tbat tfie ""production will quite, reach l,2.Vi,0(iO ounces. In Is-'s the Transvaal only produced 4 J per cent, of the world's yield, but In IMil the proportion had risen to 13 H per c lit. and this year it Is tolerably certain to reach 21 percent The following was the production in I "Do for the countries named: 1'nited Mates, alxiut I ,- i, ."iuoouncos; Australia. l,4i;n,.'iio; and liussia, l,01'.i,(mo. As the return for thesa countries has not altered lo any large extent the Transvaal will probably take the third place for tlie current year, and very likely the second place in si:i. Mining in the Transvaal has not vet reached IU culminating point, as new mines arc lxiing con siantly o'ned and old ones still fur ther developed. !ih ppiiintt'il. Negroes, even more than white peo ple, perhaps, are given to counting their chickens liefore they are hatched. A correspondent of The Youth's Companion reports a laugha ble instance. ('us, a young colored boy, grew con lldential one Friday evening. "I'm goin' to the cimltery next Sunday, Miss Mary," he s-aid. 'Put, tins, t hat is a long walk. You known It Is more than four miles." "Oh. I'm not a-goln' to walk. I'm goin' to ride." 'How is that Gus? Has your father Ixuight a carriage?" "Nnw: but I'm goin' In a kcrridge to my uncle's funeral." All day Saturday Gus could talk of nothing but the coming festivity, To a young "darkey" a Sunday funeral is a great event Sundav I gave him a holiday, and on Monday ex'tcctcd a full account of the funeral, but Gus appeared with a melancholy face. In answer to my inquiry he cald: "I didn't go, Miss Mary. He ain't dead yet." The sick man recovered. lirtnltliia; In Franaa. It would nol bo surprising if the friends of temperance In France wer almost discouraged by iho statistics and grain than from wine. Absinthe Is a steadily-growing curse, and thoughtful olwervers believe that the Legislature should check its sale. IMiln'l Know Ilia Prawn t ASatnwa, A story Is told in (icrrnanv of a letter which came hack to the general ; posloftlce with these words written bf . me postman on tne envelope; ';The addressee has banged himself; nresent address unknown.' Wew York Trt buns.