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About The Sioux County journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1888-1899 | View Entire Issue (March 16, 1893)
Co If yea did not Jovs me, why did Bsn TT Kaeocrag. you? B For two MMona you hare ae ceptod every one of my invitations to tbo theater, otc She Ths was not beeaoaed I loved yoo; It was because I loved toe theater. One of the" beet of housekeepers is the woman who hates dirt Crushing a rote always gives it a chance to speak louder and say more about itself. The nation has no better friend than the mother who teaches her children to pray. The world gives nothing in the way of treasure without sending trouble therewith. People who wear loud clothes are do log their best to make up for some conscious lack. What do you suppose angels think of the i reacner who is always looking for an easy place. It never does a preacher any good for the impression to get out that be is proud of his learning. Some birds are so taken up with their bright plunage as to forget that they have very black feet. No man ever gets to the top any where without being tried in fires that prove there is good metal in him. Susan Porter, of Burlington, Me., tried to see how long she could exist ' without food. Fifty-two days of fast ing she foolUhly endured, and then died. Ad Immense fortune has been made by Peter Muller, in the preparation and sale of cod-liver ' oil. He employs 70,000 persons, on the Loffoden Islands oil Norway. Consider it "a household necessity.'. Mr. A. J. Whiting Newton, Kansas, "ac . eelitnates his opinion thus: "I have used Ur. Boll's Cough Syrup in my family for the last eight years auj consider it a household necessity. "Two heads are better than one," said the moralizer. "That's so," said the demoralizer, "particularly when you are matching dollars with head up." Smith Gray & Co.'s monthly. 1 Vote for Hood's Forty Years in the Ministry Bern. W. R. luffer . .'Having taken Hood's Barssparilla five moa hs I am satisfied It Is an excellem remedy. Vol years I have had Rheomatlsm, afflicting my who . body, lut especially my right arm from elbow to shoulder, so severe 1 feared I Should Lose the Use of It iNl better' soon alter I began with Hood's BCrl pariUs, and when 1 had taken four bottles the rheumatism entirely left me. I have been minuter of he It. E. ehurcb 40 years, and like many ethnrs of sedentary habits have tuffered HOOD'S Sarsaparilla CURES wltb Dyspepsia, and Insomnia, but while taking Hood's Sarsaparll al have had a g A appetite, feed digested well, I gained severs) pounds, and sleep better. I vote tor Hood's." Bay. W. E. Finn, Rlchford, Vt. HOOD'S PILLS are the best after-dinn i Pills, assist digestion, cure headache. 25c The Best faterpreor la the WORLD I KIM h man un a trn at tim la warranted Wlter- Use canuwras w, . . . PATENTS 1 PENSIONS ! ' (tend for Inventor's Guide, or How to Obtain a Patent. Send for Digest of Pension snd Hosmtr Laws. PATRICK O'FABBKLI,, VtaelUna-MNs, P. C. " rite reams Little Pills foransUpaitoaIek Baaa sssPjssisils.WeMa.asaoPain. Very Small. am rum m a i mis, u. t. a. v.. i aanat yea evat.aa aid. Crsry man and wan aa sboqlaV have one. aaaaelalw thOM of as? ; us to sand bymstl; MracuLTi Pea. Rooaa M, Times Bidf ..Ohlcafo. Hz. OaaniUTM and people wke hate weak taavs or AstlH M.shoiMas. Ptao'sOatefor CoOTsipMoa. It kaa iara .. It be act Infer- a oh, it is an m w IlliiSs aoMeoasa syrse. SoM werpraere. a. Sv 1 PS WORTH DOUf fCFE BOX Ma. Do SoTaii Co V3 IT ONLY A MURDERER. U He Bad Bh. , Horaetsuer Bo Waal. Haivo Bee Lynched. It was Id Texas' early days that a furious, howling mob, with grim, pitiless faces, led out a man to die. The rope had been thrown over a convenient branch of a Cottonwood, j and the victim of the crowd's lawless ' anger stood in its midst with pin-! loned arms and defiant expression on his pallid countenance, hut, every i now and then his eyes would wander away over the prairie, as if rcmem- berine that never more would he sweep over its broad bosom with the fresh spring wind racine at his side, and to the blue sky overhead, looking his last on its placid beauty. And as his gaze went out over the prairie it lingered for a moment on a dark speck, growine lamer but which still might have been only j a herd of cattle rusuiner in slam-' peded terror away from the corral. On came the speck, however, and a Wild hope sprang up in the prisoner's breast that this might prove a diver sion In bis favor, so he spoke not, nor called the mob's attention to that hurrying object, and, keeping their relentless gaze fixed on him, they de manded a confession of his crime. Why this was asked for is not clear. They were convinced of his guilt. Had he not been found riding a horse that the weak before had been stoien from one of their number, who had sworn to the animal? But this con fession would serve as a topic of con versation for the next month in t his region, wnere Dews was as scarce a railroads. The culprit had nothing to say.. Ho had protested his inno cence until, rjercelvlng that it was merely a waste of breath, he had de sisted, and now preserved a stolid silence. He could now see that the flying object was a man on hor.sehaek, and in another minute or two the rider dismounted in the midst of the crowd, who evidently recognized him, but in tho awful solemnity of that moment had no time for further greeting of him than a curt ncd or two. The newcomer, accustomed to such scenes, gave the pinioned man a careless glance and inquired Ills of fense. They told him briefly, point ing out the stolen horse, that stogd "by, still panting from the teirible ride across the prairie the prisoner had taken on his back. But as the arrival's eyes took in the animal, they wandered back to the man. "Why, boys, this ain't no horsc thief. 1 saw him buy that horse yes terday from a greaser out to Kerr ville. He'd killed a man there, and the sheriff war coming ter arrest him, and, bein' as the crime war cold mur der, he thought he'd better light out." A dozen hands were busy untying ropes that bound the roan, apologies were showered upon him and twenty whisky flasks were thrust in his face with entreaties todrink and have no ill-will over the mistake. The lately doomed man accepted all with careless good nature, and the mob dispersed, while the visitor from "the old states" wondered the cheap rate human life was held at in this country, compared to the value of cattle and horses. Free Press. Old Age Had No Terrors for Iter. They were a company of congenial women before an open Are over a 5 o'clock tea, and one of them was say ing how she hated to grow old and lose her zest in life and its bringings, says the New York Times. Then a fresh-faced matron, with a pair of steady, true eyes, spoke out with her native vehemence: "Nonsense, what do the years bring but greater treasures and greater ca pacity to enjoy them? Do you sup pose 1 guessed anything about real happiness in what we called 'youth's happy days?' Why, every year that I have been a wife and mother I have known constantly increasing 1oy; bet ter and better appreciated vhat Hie offers me. Every day I value and delight in my friends more and more; every day I take on a wisdom of ex perience that gives me a sense of power against what may come, and as to the future and old age, why I never think of it to dread it I shinl not be old to-morrow, I say to my self, and what is the future but al ways only to-morrow? By and by, wnen I do sit in the chimney corner and knit and watch the children's children play around me, I am sure I shall think: How happy and safe am I, and what a beautiful thing life is, particularly the close of it!" Where the Cat Wsa. A few years ago a farmer stopped at a tavern. The landlady had got the pot boiling for dinner, and the cat was washing her face In the cor ner. The farmer took off the pot lid and put grimalkin Into the pot with the potatoes, and then pursued hi Journey. The -amazement of the landlady may well be conceived when, on tak ing tip her dinner, she discovered the addition that had been made to it. Knowing well tho disposition of her customer, she had no difficulty in Ax ing on the aggressor, and site deter minmi tn he revalued. Aware that he would stop on Ills return for a cold bite, the cat was carefully dressed. The wag called, andtpussy was put upon the table, but was so disguised that he did not know his old a -qualntancc. He made a hearty meal and washed it down with a glass of beer. After paying his bill ho asked the landlady it she had a cat she could give him. She said she had not, for she had lost hers. "What!" said he, "don't vou know whore she is?" f "Oh, yes, " replied the landlady, '"you have Just eaten her!" Most noon are honest as far down as their uidtrclotb.es, but yati only meet one once la a while who U hottest dear thrtngVv Two Lawyer. First Lawyer (angrily) I've a good mind to sue you. Second Lawyer I shouldn't like anything better. . There's only one trouble about two lawyers going to law. A lawyer can never do himself justice when he pleads his own case. First Lawyer That's easily Cxed. I ll plead your case, and you plead miue. I The U. S. Government Blue Book mentions about 180,000 offices, the ag gregate salaries pertaining to which amount to 890,000,000. When a change is imminent, there are at least twenty persons who have eager eyes on each oi'ice. A number of actors in this city have formed what they term a "paresis club." he objects are sociability and jollifica- ion, and to provide a private hospital, where members suffering from soften - .Li,' of the brain can be treated. "It shows an de face of it dat reglar ai'tnra uin'r In If. wi1 11a muriHeta- baa? .Ye ciin go on de stage and act when ever w e feel like it. But youse don't si e no actors goiu' in de prize ring, do yer?" Indianapolis Journal: "Have you heard of Thompson's new scheme?" "Xo. Tell us of it.'. "lie tells every woman of bis ac quaintance that she looks most grace ful when standing up. Natural result: Vot one of them will take his seat in i-car when he oilers it," "You won't have the nerve to put up he price of ice next summer, will you?" isked the plain citizen. ".My friend," replied the ice dealt i "if your heart bled as mine does for the poor men who have to work on the ice ootids while the mercury is about zero .-on would feel justified in getting the Mehest price possible as a recompense or their sufferings." TEE MODEEH WAY Commends itself to the well-formed, to do pleasantly and etlecKially what was lorm t i lv done in the crudest manner and dis- UKreeably as well. To cleanse the Bvsteni ami break up colds, headaches and fevers withont unpleasant after effects, use th delightful liquid laxative jremedv, Svrtti the P Honesty Pnye. Jim Honesty is ther best policy ;irter all. Bill. -How? "liemember that dog I stole?" "i'ep." "Well I tried two hull days to sell mi an' uo one offered more'n a dollar. Ho 1 went, like an honest man, an' guv him to the old lady what owned 'im, and she guv me five dollars . Providential. Teacher Now, I have explaiued what "providential" means, and I want some of you to give me an illustration Bright Boy Please, ma'am, I can. "Very well. What is it?" "The holes in a porous plaster." -Hum! Why?" "When they pull the plaster off the holes don't hurt." Coughs, Colds, and Sore Throat quickly relieved by "Broum'n Bronchial Tnichtx. ' a cts. a box. Might be Worse. Practical Father (angrily) I am told that that young man who comes to see you writes poetry. Daughter Y-e-s, father, he does. "Huh! Publishes it, too, I suppose?' "No. No one will print it." "Then there's some hope for him." Got Things Mixed. Mr. Suburk Well, how are you gel ting along with my artesian well? Contractor (despondently) We are down 500 feet and haven't struck rock vet, , Mr. Suburk Rock! Good lord You ve got things mixed. 1 told you to bore for water, man water, don't want a stone quarry. There are a large number of hygienic physicians who claim that disease is al ways the result of a transgression ol Nature's law. The Proprietors. of Garfield fr i . 1 1 A lea are uuui puysiuiaua, aim iiuvc uuvuicu vears to teaching the people how to avoid sickness by following N ature's laws. They i;ive away with every package of Garlield lea a utile duok wuicu tuey cluiiu wm eir uole all Demons, if its directions are fol lowed, to avoid sickness of all kinds; and to have no need of (iarfield Tea or any other medicine. Wm. Wattles, of Wilesyville, Me., committed suicide by hanging. Two weeks later his father, C. S. Wattles, drowned himself. Mrs. Joseph Wool, the last survivor of the family, a daughter of C7a Wattles, hung her- tielf a few days alter tne aeatn ot ner father. Her mother and her father's mother were also suicides. IRREQULARITT. Is that what troub les you? Then it's easily and promptly remedied by Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Thevrecii. late the system per fectly, tsko one for a gentle laxs tive or corrective three for a cathartic. If you suffer from Constipation, Indl- matlnn- Klllnna At. tacks. Sick or Bilious Headaches, or sny . ' . M ... I 1. uerangemeni oi me liver, swinacn, ur liowell tnr thoae little Pellets. Thev bring a permanent cure. Instead of shocking: snd weakening the nyitem with violence, like the ordinary pills. loey set in periecu j eaay ana natural uraw TIiivIm tka imlllMt th AaalMt gvmranttid to give satisfaction, or your money is reiuroea. iuu pay oniy ivt wm jwm jvu aVWa IT. N. U. Ma. SSS-11 ork.Neb, The New Bread. "D OYAL unfermented bread, made without -"- yeast, avoiding the decomposition produced in the flour by 3-east or other baking powder; peptic, palatable and most healthful ; may be eaten w arm and fresh without discomfort, which is not true of bread made in any other way. Can be made only with Royal Baking Powder. Receipt for Making One Loaf. OXE quart (lour, i teaspoonful salt, half a teaspoonful sugar, 2 heaping teaspoonf uls Royal Baking Powder, hai medium-sized cold lo:'.ed potato, and water. Sift to gether thoroughly flour, salt, sugar, and baking powder ; rub in the potato: add sufficient water to mix smoothly and rapidly into a stiff batter, about as soft as for pound cake; about a pint of water to a quart of flour will be required rtlliziDf Slag. The quantity of heat wasted by slag has been suggested projects for utiliz ing it in raising steam, but nothing practical has been obtained until re cently. At a mine in New South Wales the molten slag is run into the bottoms of iron chambers that can withstand internal steam pressure, and jets of water are forced on the slag. In a short time the chambers are hied with steam that can be utilized in other parts of the works. I.rave From X.'rt'aslly. It is said that when ;i iuraous French general was obliged 1 o retreat, as he ind his aid-de-camp wise lleeing be fore the enemy, he breathlessly in quired: "Who are your re..r (-nards?'' "The men who have tlie poorest horses, general," replied the a:d, who was making good use ot his spurs. Argonaut. " Princely Italian Marriage. When a marriage' takes place in Italy in a princely family the bride and groom, after the religious cere mouy, present themselves to the pope to receive the benediction. Then the young couple, in wedding costume proceed to St. Peter's alone, and kneel ing on the bare flags before the statue of the "Prince of the Apostles,'' pray. THE NEW BREAD. Attention is called to the new method of making bread of superior lightness, fineness aud wlioiesonieness wiinoui yeast, a receipt which is given else where in this paper. Even the best hread makers will be interested in this. I'o every reader who will try this, and write the result to the Royal Baking Powder Co.. 106 Wall St.. Xew York, that company will send in return, free, a copy of the most practical and use ful cook book, containing one tnou- saud receipts for all kinds of cooking. yet published. Mention this paper. A w York Hog Official. The New York gas works board of directors recently appointed a dog as assistant superintendent of it works and a truly efficient officer he is. His name is Beauty and he made his ap pearance at the works some months ago, refusing to go away on any con ditions. He has a curious habit, be sides catching all the rats and mice about the building, of compelling h stranger to give up his portable prop erty before departing. A Constant Cough with Failixo Strength, and Wastinft of Flesh, arc svmptonis denoting Prtlmonary orgiins more or less seriously afl'eeted. Yon will lind a sale remedy for all I.nng or Throat nils in J)r. D. Jnyhe's Expectorant, Crushed Hopes. "And what answer do you make to my appeal?" he asked, as he knelt at her feet. "James, I will be frank with you," she murmured. ' Oh, speak!" he emplored, "and re lieve me from this agony ot suspense " "Then let me tell you it cannot be . " "Why so? Oh, why not?" "Because, James, I do not feel able to support a husband." Texas Sitt ings. Wiin stirriiis with his liver, constipation, hiliuns ills, noor blood or dizziness take Beccham'9 Fills. Of druggists. 25 cents. Tiburiz, the notorious Sicilian bandit, enjdyed the distinction of having been sentenced to death thirty-seven times. He has just died of old age (QFfi by return mall, toll de r rCILEa scrlptlva circulars of fiooftf -riiw a moodT'b-imhovid tAILOa ITRISI Or DBMS OVTTIHS. JievOtd to date. These, only, are the l-enDlnatalMB SYSTEM! invented and of Imitations. Any lady of ordl nary Intelligence can easily and quick ly learn to cut and make any jrarment, In any atyle. to any measure, for ladles, men and children, tiarments nuaran Med to fit perfectly without trylna on. ill! MUDDY in. CINCUIISATI. 0. Gorf iol d Too remits of hsdeatlnff. Bills, aaaiplafrae. 0iawTaAOo.,IUW.itBBt.a.i. Cures Sick Headache tHhS..N.T. UFA r-f iJLeuL AihK.f?iiltt, HabMI femalul.tmsltnmMHMMI. ""COtC arr.HiHos.usa'wH.HX b ! rnES failllLOIIS) I 0TaCawapiim.CanlkOiMaMM t Throat. SsM ay an Drsatass oa waanw - Vara Laasa ales, Basil er Caeei Salle, a Pen rssoMwUl itt M aactaa-M8t, le! KieV LP'isT.TiV art-a ,j v more or less according to the brand and quality of the flour used. Do not make a stiff dough, like yeast bread. Pour the batter into a greased pan, 4,x8 inches, and 4 inches deep, filling about lialf full. The loaf wi!l rise to fill the pan when baked. Cake in very hot oven 45 minutes, placing paper over first 1; minutes baking, to pre vent crusting too soon on top. Bake at once. Dan't mix with milk. A Daliouian Orchestra. The king of Dahomey has an or chestra. The performers who are called "griots," play on the "gbendon," a drum made out of hollow tree stumps adorned with figures in the taste of Mr. de Sade, bamboo flutes, "dourowas," a kind of guitar made of cocoanuts and snake skins. The ac companiment is rendered by gourds '1 lied with stones. The king also has ix singers, "akpoios," who ask rid dles and sing tropical songs. His fav orite tune is "Tommy Dodd." A GRAND ENTERTAINMENT. consisting of Dramatic and Humorous Ui i-iutions. Plays, etc., can easily be given liv home talent, with a ropy of Garrett's liim.ius "100 Choice Selections," costing 30 cents, t-uitalile lor Lyceums, Iioolf. Church Societies anil" Home : lciilriea s. Sow liv booksellers. No. 32. the latest, is a Eem, 240 patres of natlins, rlinlect and (mi. including two bright new Comedies; all for 30 cts., post paid; or, the two Plays 10 cts. Cataloaiie iree. P. Garrett ft Co., Philadelphia, l'a. (Established 18fi.").) Three dozen of Chinese pheasants were caught by three boys in Eastern Oregon, during a snow-storm, and sold for SIO a pair. The snow settled on the bird"s tails, preventing them from flying. D. E. F0RISTALL, M. Kye and Kar Specialist, York, D., Nebr. Cor- repondence solicited, 'there are men who starve their children to help the brewer fatten his horses. I'liilndelphia Record: "Are you giv ing up anything during Lent?" "Yes: I'm going to cross the ocean, and Im sure I shall give up everything. Some shepherds pay tne most at tention to the fattest sheep. ALL THE SAME, ALWAYS. SPRAINS. Mt. riBASAKT, Texas, June 20, 1888. Suffered 8 montlis with strain of back ; could not walk straight ; used two bottles of St. Jacobs Oil, was cured. No pain in 18 months. M. J. WALLACE. A PROMPT AND PERMANENT CURE. F iji- Mn A t .MIV .Ufi" -J 'it' oi harness, no sewing. uares, Bame Clips H1LF SOLES Halters, flreast-Btrar rain be sent UDi aAVaas amith train. At n. PPP-i r vIIU "German Syrup" Boschee's Ge- oaa Sjnp fc man successful in tl trearjoent of Con sumption than any other remedy prescribed. It has been tried under every variety of climatf, In the bleak, bitter North, in damp New England, in the fickle Middle States, in the hot, moist South every where. It has been in demand by every nationality. It has been em ployed in every stage of ConBtunp tioo. In brief it has been used by millions and its the only true and reliable Consumption Remedy. NO HATCHET NEEK1 TO OPEN THIS CM for HOG CHOLERA this LYE ti 11 sue can if used la time. For lUklnc S p,ClcDtM rtouM, BottmiHt Wfttar, it "as 00 eqoftl. The bouM vil' bftt friend. A vla tble WMblnff recipe ia -acta C&H. For Ml try all i-nooani. It wUlsrarprlMTOU. Sips of Health. You don't have to look twice to detect them bright eyes, bright color, bright smiles, bright in every ac tion. Disease is overcome only when weak tissue EMULSION, Ml TTTT is replaced by the healthy kind. Scott's Emulsion of cod liver oil effects cure by building up sound flesh. It is agreeable to taste and easy of assimilation. Prepsrsd by Scott a Bowoa. !. T. All dratfiile. CURES RISING . . BREAST . . 1 "BOTHER'S FRIEND" Xi onereo emia-oeanng woman. 1 aavs oeen a mid-wife for many years, and in each case where "Mother's Friend" bad beeaoaed it has accomplished wonders and relieved much Buffering. It is the test remedy for rislnr of the breast known, and worth the prise for that alone. Mas. M. M. Bkdstxb, Montgomery, Ala. Sent by express, charges prepaid, on receipt of price, $1.M) per bottle. BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO., Sold by all druggiaea. Ailabta, UA. BRUISES. FnrsBURa, Pa., 302Wylie Ave., Jan. 29,'87 One of my workmen fell from a ladder, be sprained -and bruised bis arm very badly. He used St. Jacobs OH and was cured in four days. FRANZ X. GOELZ. C 5 m Do Your Own Repairing By using Boot. Household ReMlctag Outfit for half -eouiiif aild repairing Boots, SUoee and Eubbers. Any on. can use lb Price tZ. WeleTUtneatry boxed, 20 lbs. Thousands already In use. u a PS A wn TOOLS for maklnff and roneJrlnff ail nrlnelDal Darta Bunpieas&i ouwanb ' nrioes. Bits. BiTTS. and Btaploe, Rivets, etc At a bur reduction. gwd one, at 10, 13, and 15 cts. a pair. Hame straps 8c each, ftc per doc Hitch Straps, Lines, ters. Breast-straps, etc, at correspondlnA prioes. Many of these cheaply and safely by n reiy Dymaii. aasvn w vaaavavaa uwcina kii. ui , a flrst-class Kit or biacK- nrlra low onmiffh tn nut the deeest buyer. the clenest buyer. BOAT'S GEmfevLDEIUNO CASKET, everything necessary for mondlns Tinware. Price. 65 cents. Every thine mentioned above Is f ull-slred. complete andnracttcal, no toys. Catalog; ?i Acenl. Waunted. ROOT BROS MEDINA. OHIO Fro. 17. L. DOUGLAS A sewed shoe that will not rip: Calf. J seamless, smooth inside, more comfortable, atvliah and durable than anv other shoe ever sold at the price. Every style. Equals custom l made shoes costing from 4 to fs. The following arc of the same high standard oj mem. Sa.oo and SM Pin. Calf. Hand-Sewed. .uu f., jrin wan. uaiNsxwni, a. Police, Farmera and Letter-Carriara. J.go, fa.ag and Sa.oo for Working Men. ta.oo and $1.78 for Youths and Boys. Sj.o. Handsewed, I won aa.so ana .oo uongoia, I LAUIC.S 1.7S (or MUses. n M A pott yon o i.uit.ai t. got us sen tsubw asv yqqs by Pnrohaanaa W. It. Dooglaa Shea., wtalok Iwptajaiosn laa dsmss Tainw ai in. inauaai iwinasi tttf. B. Ton woai t ABM BO envawulaf