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About The Sioux County journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1888-1899 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 1, 1892)
l old Lwrtatel Ftwwr Latest U. Gov't Report Tn t.t AES3SfELy PURE r-7 (satielaa jofcy. Vohnny Upperton (im-udently) Vm your mother Uk in tab. Jarlng?" jMtry Lowerten (defiantly)- (.--Well, sb take our wash WkMloUof otban." lglr-uSbe only doe that to neighbors the has; an' shs C folks sports silks an satins Ctid, and wear the maaneat Cton underclothes inside, an' Uwt holes in y'r etockina,' an' Jfjtt-Mhy'r necks; ao there." IwttL TO GET CLEAB Of A COLD V week, but it ia maeb better I to rid yourself of it the first Kit bours-the proper remedy "purpose being Dr. D. Jayne's WML (vHunter. "Do yonlWe here, r Boy"Veslr. In that house that empty one. Do you r have nice if Vo matter how mean we C they don't say a word. Come here and see me oreaa a . .i.i.t far wMk will cure anT ) Constipation, Small Bile Beans. Vl Merchant "If you don't r L.n 111 ttO Dimness oetier, i u ituw It-half Clerk-"EhT Only yesterday tou thought of taking me into hip." liag Merchant-"Tnat's what Viineaa. eiercisa, and diet are the QtirtiiM of trnod health. Take fist Brat two. and if you know ltd tow to eai, you neeu um fit Is claimed that Garfield lea, Veberb remedy, overcomes the oi wrong imog. Im It VhTIwn, r-"Hv yon any nice mild f Iiierichnitz ffrocert Tan, I roa Kliroel him before you come tty, ehr Bronchial, Aathmatlc, Pul 7 Complaint, "Hroviit Bron Tr thei' roanifeat remarkable r properties. 25 eta. a bos. It bo;-" Were you in the wart" araj Whisker-"! ndeed I was, I iny narrow escapes. One ball my arm." is Boy-"Couldn't you find a Irtef ta'a'rh Cannot be Cured Local applications, as bnnot reach the seat of the Catarrh ia a blood or constitu- ,iaeaa ant in nrdar to cure it t take internal remedies. Ball's I cure ia takan internallT. and KUt on the blood and mucous I Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a kedicine. It was prescribed by beat nhTsicians in IMS the v.. . w-w- pr years, and is a regular pre- II ta MinnAuu or Ulfl UCBl town, combined with the best killers, actios? directly on me nrfaoM 'I'ha narfect COIB- of the two ingredients is what such wonderful resulU in ktarrb. Send for testimonials CHENEY CO-Props., u oieau, v. d by Druggists, 76c, The OU Han't Hlat- millaa(ll p. m.)-"What's the ou look distressed." Billet "I thought it about re that young tWlow in the goroos hint tfasUs was near- rtit ur nra4 riant m o ind firing both f"" thefts." ln'tbg"V' 'Tbana we 'Silibltifh i irst Citizen ff:ni(in n..,-i. .. cauirht un ,h. ,, . ,, " r 'e'r woi stole Second Ciiizen-"Ha, l,a- that's "So, we shot him full 0' holes " "GeewMttaker! He didn't have my overcoat on, did he?" "Jerusalem, partner, come to think, I m 'raid he did." e oughter be arrested evor. . ye. This ere lynch law is a of ter civilization." IMPORTANT TO FLESHY PEOPLE. h,e noticwl PW article in the uoston (jlobe on reducing weight at n very small expense. It will pay our readers to send two cent stamp for a copv to IJetina Circulating Library i E. Washington .Street, Chicago, 111. New Yorker "I wanted to get off at 116th street. Why didn't you call it off?" Conductor "I did, sir, I called out One Hundred and Sixteenth street as plain as could be." New Yorker-"Hum! Xo wonder r didn't notice it. If you'd yelled out .Umerumerum-streetbstrut, I'd have known what you meant" The Only On Kvar Printed. Caa Too rind tha Word? There li a three-Inch dlnplay idverttafment In Itili pr, thli week, which hu no two woi'l.i like, i(pl ona word. The uma ia truo of ach nw ona apnarln( raoh week, frorn the It. Murtrr ilcdfclna Co, Thia honne placet o "Crewenl" on ererytbinir they make and pnb llth. took for it, arnd them the name of the word and they will return you BOOK, KBAL'TI-FLI-UTIIOilKAl-HaorSAMPLK! FREK. Mrs. De Pretty-"Horrorsl Thai woman who just passed is a young man in disguise," Husband-Well! well! How do yon know?" Mrs. De Pretty "She looked at m face instead of my dress." Pains from Indigestion quickly re lievedwith one dose of Bile Beaii Small. Young Wife-"I don't like that cook-(nff-sdiool teacher at all. t-he ha: neither patieuce nor consideration Site's actually crueL" Husband 'Ureat snakes! Shedoesn'i really make you eat the things, doei she?" "Your Work It Life.' A aeries of 13 articles by successful ; min, niiranita ia one of till IlJril JU ma , " . many strong groups of articles which are announcea in inc nn W"'Z rnr iKttf -'Thn Itravest Deed I vuniun v ever Saw" is the topic of another series by United stales ueuernis. u v fnr tha ffiminff vear of J lie v i mora vantui and orener ona than ever. Those who subscribe . .in iva Urn naner free to nuo ....a tnr a full vear from jan. i. i o?i, auu i - j - that date. Only 1.75 a year. Address The Youttu's uomfanion, Mass. t on. TArYou think eirls isn't brave. The Queen ot Holland is a little bit of a girl, and mamma reau m ui paper that slie was a colonel-so there! Little Dick-"Huh! The paper said .). was only a colonel of infantry. Mus' be a baby regiment hi words folks tirad. Here I've . atV an aa"w mv Val.ino v . .-U I Y mt aa. TnaBDajr aiuu a ii rjuunt mrirn it n ku w tai ana u iiuwuu V IU Will, loo. inttiui but I found out today, 5m anything but bein' thortuewaa going to Sample Package Mailed Free Address Small Bile Beans, New i'ork. Mamma't Dalrlea. Little Glrl-' The teacher says I must getadairy, and write - . - every day. wi" y" m?!-r ..n.r nlentyofthera unsUirsinthe lower drawer, fifteen or twenty I think." Mttle GlrI-"But isn't those written Mamma-"Only the first pages of each." v-inii r.at'Tf won did not drink mJ f - liquor you would have more to eat. Tramp "Oh. no. mum; no, inu-ru, mum. It's just the other way. If the haxkeeker didn't see us buln' A drink once in a while we'd soon starve. Miss Antlaue-"iVo, I'm not going to Mrs Whitehair's reception." Miss Budd-"Wby notT" "Oh. she always talks about old times and that makes me tired. I don't tee how you can stand her." "But my dear, her subject ia new to most of us. ?ou know." PKE'S Raiting PoudeK A TarrlbU Strata. It IS tftn Said that. m.rf...t. j. o- .... .. . . reoose. iih.. .1 ."i" I oon you mink I can bea news. edly exceptton, te tbTs rule it u . ' IT ?TT you' what U tbe U8 painful fact that I !' 1LI. iof.yl'iDgupso many studies on bodyorswech-isnnt.. ih newspapers never talk teriitio r,rr: L..r Birou CDar!lc-. -bout? . uuuvil, An emerlv gentleniaB was obliged to wait over an hour in a railway station for a certain train. The day was warm, and the people s:it about the room in various attitudes suggestive of great exhaustion and discomfort. ' Tm so tired it seems as if I should die! said one woman to another, as they sank each Into a locking-chair, and deposited their bundles on the floor. They began to rock violently; each flushed face grew redder and redder. They had not strength enough to talk, but they rocked steadily on, until, "Cars ready 'or Squantum and Way Stations!" smote tuc an. At thf8 fhoArinnr QnnminAn.nne ir,A UHUUUIlVtllltlll, LIJC two women suspended their exercise, gathered up their bundles, and walked lifelessly out to the train. There was a middle-aged man. who1 came in with his wife and two boys. , 'Sophy," he said, as he sat down heavily on one of the. benches, "let's all keep still, and get rested before we have to go Into that smothering car." And Sophy agreed that it would be wise to do so. In the twenty minutes that the group sat in the station, the man who was going to "keep still'' crossed and uncrossed his legs fourteen times according to the elderly gentleman's count. His wife Imltinml and un buttoned her iaeker, four time, and made live thorough examinations of the contents of her bag The chil dren made a dozen excursions to the door. Among all the tired prople who came and went, during the elderly gentleman's sojourn in that waiting room, there was not one who kept perfectly stllL As in a philosophical and pitying mood, he recounted his observations at supper, his wife si Id smiling, "Poor things! They didn't know the first principle of rest And you were tired, too, my dear; I can tec that from your forehead." The elderly gentleman rose hastily from the table; one glance at the tell tale mirror convinced him that, while sitting in judgment over that railway assemblage, he had been vivorously employed at his old-time trick of rult bing his forehead the wrong way. Wat It Faith Cure. How the imagination acts upon the health is well illustrated by the fol lowing story: Some time ago ad vertisements appeared in a number of small country papers, describing the wonderful electric properties of a lately discovered mineral spring, ,hih was guaranteed "to cure every Hiaaaaa under the sun." The most wonderful part ot the sprinir was. tKnt tl-tn nnft drill) k of its waters the usual "gentle flow of electricity" was felt, "bringing relief to ail." xui advertisement natural!, brought scores to the little village that was t elng boomed, and corner lots ad vanced in price. The air of the place was bracing, the water was pure, and those who came sick, returned well. The directors of the company grew richer day by day, until finally the cat was let out of the bag when the usual disclosures were made. The public showed itself ungrateful for the numerous benefits received, and claimed that it had been swindled. The directors asserted that the faith ... nnrt, of the treatment, nd If the people would not believe tnat was not tne company" mini - "alwt.rir. snrinir" was ar- WUUUCliui ' " . .m a follows: It was only a plain mineral spring, but the cups that the patients drank from were fastened by a brass chain to an iron bar which enclosed the mouth ot the bubbling spring. You were prevented from coming too close by another cir cular iron railing, about eight feet . Thn frniinn around the spring was naturally moist and it was either this if round or tne iron rauiuB i th nrtinf an oncn elec ta! circuit. The cup held by the chain was the other end. The per son drinking, simply completed the circuit through his body, and when he had finished, the attendant kindly and immediately removed the cup ?roni his hand. The drinker always felt that "delightful tingling sensa tion "and rejoiced that they had Sound the fountam of youth. Some oun . j , .ven felt the new blood linaeinc" "-w . "i thrnntrn tneir veius. COurswK ., , . An smaii iu" .-.-tari with the cup and railing, was A cheap method for a"a,r.'. 'thatlnvliroratlnB feeling" Lui-t, fliiAd the patients with new life and hope, Father fa dramatic iritip "Thaw are simply for mental discipline, and the cultivation of the powers of memory, analysis, etc." Son "What good will that do V Father "If you do not acquire great powers of concentration, combined with wonderful penetration, backed by enormous retention, you will never be able to gat tbe hang of the family history outlined by the servants in the iirst act of a new play." Dangara of Pro -rastiuatloa. Landlady "I s'poje you noticed that long-whiskered gentleman who sat opposite you at dinner today! That is Prof. Driobonos, and you can have his room, as be is going West ;on a scien tilic 'exploration strangest thing you ever beard." New Boarder "What Is? Landlady "The object of his tour. He has been told that a pre historic cave has been discovered out West, and iu u k ten saeietons arouua a petn lied table." Now Hr.nrHQ. "CTolII i.ll! 1VI didn't the fools change their boarding M uuuse ouuuer. Mamma "I'm soimr out. and don't want you to stir away from the front Mtanft until T nnma halr " Little Jonnv (who has been invited to play ball) "All right, mamma. 1 won t stir a step; and if 1 iret tired, I'll go in tli' house and read 'bout little Samuel an' Daniel in the lions' den Coin' to take a street car?" Mamma "No, I'm onlv going across the way to speak witli Mrs Blank. She's at the front window." Little Jonny "Boo, hoo, hoo! Mrs. De Goode "Why arc you throw ing stones at that little boy ?" Answer mn that, air." Small Son fverv trood at excuses') I " 'Cause his folks doesn't b'lcug to our church." A LlttU Taa Faat. little Dot 'Paps says Edison if makin' an engine wot will go two hundred miles an hour." Little Dick (son of a railroad presi dent) "There won't anybody buy it." "Why not?" " 'Cause it won't give the conductors time to take up tickets." The Family physician. Mrs. Helen R. f-halters, 420 Walnut Si., Reading l'a., stales: "We always use Salvation Oil for what it is recommended in place of a physician. It never fails. Bibbs "How de do, Bob? Where's sis?" Bob (sis's husband) "Gone shop ping." "What did she want?" ; - "Nothing." "Then why did she go shopping?" "To see if she could hud anything that would make her want something." Little Dot "Oh. dear, my dollie hasn't a dress fit to be seen." Little Dick "Make some." Little Dot "I hate to sew." Little Dick "Well get up a mission society, an invite all th girls to come an make dresses for the heathen an' let dollie be the heathen." a""iTVTS TtXTOYS T 21. T: .1. lit vtnmv0 d'Vtaf A I tlt- a- aa.avt.Mjl Vt4 VaMlllt vrliaMi good boy I was today, and she gave me Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant a nennv. and then I orare it to Jobny and mfreshincf to the taste, and acts mi If k.M ,MA.a Mnin In InllAnl " - .1 4 tT T, a. ilia TTllnOVfl nillllL II HKUCUUIIUaUU KUIU w avuWA, I1THIII.IV ,TL UIUUIULII VU WUW amuww.w, . ...IB. ' . r --, ' . ... ,., - - Little Dot "What gooa wm mai UveT and Bowels, cleanses ine sy- i . ,n I , Affi.Ah,.ll Aianala AAlna. hPflfl- uu . I liCUl vireviuwii, uibmv.v r.itrta Ti-ir "Wh.n I tell mamma I arhaa and fevers and cures habitual that Johny Stout is goin' to school, constipation. Synip of Fig" shell keep me home, cos j onny owuih only remeay oi iw smu ever iw brothers got the measles. ' the Ixiwell on Parkmnn. t. nnat.htimoua and unfinished sketch of Francis Park man, printed i- n..i,,n .HmM Ttltaaell LOWCU in .u. whvmij) " . , thus characterizes his intellectual n.iaiittaa- "it, is rare, inaeea. w unu, as they arc xouna in mm, . , niMnraaniift and a native pre IU1 Wl.w 1'."- , ' - - . dilection for rapidity and dash of In halnftll ancletV With PU- tience in drudgery and a scrupulous j.f,rn-ti tn t.hn rlffhta of facta, now ever disconcerting, as at least sleep- i -..rtnara in t,ri nnsiness oi nis lUK'uai vivB - rrhmiirh never nuttlnff On the airs of the philosophic historian, or assuming his privilege to oe wresoiuo, . Parkman never iosob bibuu those links of cause ana enec.. whether to be souf.ni in potii .i .aiiniAn hniief. or mortal in- completeness, which give to the story of Man a morai, sou tnitnm to the narrow nmiw wncrc it properly belongs, " A cBirTAiir araonn of wholesome hwiorancs Is neoessarr to the enjoy ment or stao to tha tolarstton ot tatano. 99 "August Slower "What is August Flower for? . As easily answered as asked. It is for Dyspepsia. It is a special rem-' edyfor the Stomach and Liver. Nothing more than this. We believe August Flower cures Dyspepsia. We know it wilt We have reasons for knowing it. To-day it has an honored place in every town and' country store, possesses one of the largest manufacturing plants in the country, and sells everywhere. The reason is simple. It does one thing, and does it right. It cures dyspepsia EASY TO TAKZ Dr. Pierce's Pleaiant Palleta. BmaUeat, easiest, cheapeit, beet. They're tiny, surar-coated, anta-bilioui (ran ulea, compound ot rafiaed and concentrated regetable ex tracts. Without diaturbaaee or trauhla. Canati- petlon, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, hck and Bilious UauLchoa, and aU 4fWS tbe liver, atomacb, and bowtli are prevautea, relieved, and cured, Permanently cured, too By tneir mild and natural action, these tittle Pelleto lead the Tstm ito natural ways again. Their influence last. vA.nrtt.i,. o-itarrhnt in Iti nature. catarrh iUelf, and all the troubles that come from catarrn, are penccuj a, rjermanently cured Dy ur. jjare yn- tarrh Remedy. No matter how taa your case or of bow long sianuiug, yvu can be cured. A Choice Gift v V V .'' A Grand Family Educator ' A Library i.i Itself V V The Standard Authority fyt NIW FROM COVES TO COVKB. folly Abreeet ot the Timet. Sueeeeter ef tbe authentic "TTna-w Briaaad." Tan Taara leant In remains. Also editors employ td, oyer aseo,000 expenaea. sold Bt all oeatLnas. OIT TMB BUT. 4 Tlo not buy reenntt af obtelrta tdtUom. u. m, u. aaajufcAAja vv. SprtagSaid, ltaafl., V. 8. A. ' charge fruit in-1 duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the irtomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeame suoetauceo, iu manv excellent qualities commend it tn all anil ham TnnAa it the mOSt "He came along th' street, y'r honor, pular remedy known, kicked a fruit stand into tu' gutter rfc of fa for 50e dout lookin' at it" .-j ai hottles bv all leadine drug- A 1 nlil n A vll rr mat WhA mav not have it on hand will pro- J .. . p cure it prompuy wr nuy ww wu wishes to try it Do not accept an; substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. Magistrate "What's against this man?" Officer "Impersonate' specter, y'r honor." What did be do?" "He came along th' street, y'r an widout Trsmn "Plaasa mum. I'm nearly starved mam. I'm so weak I can hardly crawl. ' Housekeeper "Tramps in that con dition nra net so danserous as the other sort. Go on with your starving iplease." Little Dot "Teacher says that rub- hfr trans now in Florida.' Little Disk "a'pose tney ao. jio one aver thinks 'bout rubbers till it rairui. an' than it's too wet to go into the woods." THE TARIFF. Is the tariff to be revised at once? That's the question. On this point there are as many opinions as there are individuals. One thing is certain, there will be no change this winter, it is not likely. You will have abundent time therefore to con aider a more important thing to you. than the tariff and that is, your! health. When you take cold, get a bottle of Itied's German Cough and. Kidney Cure. When the children get cold, give it to them too. There is no) poison in it and it will certainly cure; them. Get it of any dealer. Small bottles are twenty-five cents, large sizej fifty cents. Sylvan Remedy Co. ' Peoria 111. ' tin mur.isca. cL. uuisviut. ir. new row. K.r. INSIST en THt ist, ivartipr "Give a sentance illustrat ing tha worHa 'elean' and 'cleanly.' ' Little Oirl "If a bov s motner anu iiia o-r&ndma and his aunts and his sisters and the servant girl is 'cleanly' thn hnv will be 'clean some' some times." Little Hoy "I shu'd think these 'thousandlesr' bues would starve or somethin'." Little irlrl "Whv?" "Thev've irot to hunt for things to eat, same as other bugs, haven't they?" "Of Miina " "WelL I don't see how they can keep all those lem a-oln' an' win a oi any thing else." Little Dot "What do they call these water.crackers fori Little Dick-" 'Cause you have to drink an much water With 'em. Of course." acaaiNa this WATER PAILS, DAIRY PAILS, CHAMBER PAILS, eewie. memas, etiTTOoNS, eior Js, MATS, CTC. Standamd Fiat a-waei Ce, MANKATO. MINN. Month ft Expanses to AQ-nrn to nLit CIGARS TO DEALERS. AgaffSSg SAMPLES FREE S1251" Garfiold Toa si izJtuUuttAmt Raatrflmnleiion naTtaDoCfa Cures Constipation IMklTHI.S1. irewk-Ualtrl ar.60. am rt;.i watches' ICYCLES $16 I kind ehuMI IBUtalaO , Mad staap tor smtMon ThePqweu4&ememtCo, IN mmB Bt UMiaaaw Photo rip hu whiio unokltiff. Mnoker- entertain rneuas. iJeM'r scuius , w S pie ud 20 pUte. WilQNoTeUy Oo-.iUUrftnte.lU. STUTTERING and all H-'ecn impcmmeircs V j .1.. fha nnlv InctittitA in the aj CUrCO pcriiiam iiiiy. -.- V I- U S. Letters promptly answered. Chicago Insti tute tor Stutterers, 651 . iayiw .vuauw,Hi. DO YOU EXPECT rO BECOME A MOTHER ? I asmaSBV Morphine Habit Cared IbIO RELIEVES aU Btomach Distress. REMOVES Nausea, Sense of FuUuets, Comoestior, Pair. REVIVES Faiukq ENERGY. RESTORES Normal Circulation, and Wants to Toa Tin. ML HASTES MEDICINE CO.. SU Levis. Nev, the ramout Little Pills for Constlntitlon.&lck Bead- ache, Pyspopsta.No Naoaea.No Palm. Very Small. AGENTS WANTED ON SALARY WORTH DOUBLE THE MONEY. II Send at once to Johk Sebutuii, O. T. a. Ik l"l P. R. R-. Chicago, III., and riOTl. pottajy paid, the aUekett deck of cardt you ever handled. Oal TBS CENTS per paok. In ttampt or ooln. Upend a few honra dally TNI IS! tre. World Agency Oo "Mothers Friend" PR CTn BIRTH EASY. ka M.t-., !-- M. al Short IMm. aa- I. i. aaM In tan mlnutea tith her ether eaildrm than she did nil OKether with her last, after Mjmauaiau our bettlea f Sdlai" -jaw, ya a customer. HmDMaon DAta, rmlt, Carml, IU. SentbveereJj.rrlp f2 9. Jai" TMasts"nauaoua, I fhTsI B3I41 1 11 ; mm 11 mi mini T'-rv-fl II I Rn Vonr flvn ncnairinit; aa w vaat sT By ualnjr Root's HonseUolO epiriBs; wsni rrnaj,t-tim and wns Boots, Bhocej ujd BubBers. Any pue ran uaelt. Prt -JTZi.a .1 Wnvl n !,. TtuMiutiuh almafiT In use. Wi aps na Prloa jl 'i Douaanaa unur in um. ID TOOLS tor making and repairing all principal parts tanwlnv. SimDlo sjABO with our Blotted rlveta. ttBAvS BEAD'TO ifajUj i WP, any! Swwa yotran. ' Buckles, Loops, Bits, Blnsa. ViArneM. Notewlnff. Simple aa area, Haaie CUps and staples, luyeia, ere, ' "V Kama. E1LF SCLES l&ffs Halters, Breaamtraps, etc, asuuMutaaMiaa , tmltb tools, a a rnoe row annua - 7.-- rv wutartTB van tfaaPBaamajn" M Mmnn. TIIIVML KTMYl. IU IVDW, PTR IlilZi. e..ni. nainlati andnraotlcaL no toys. Oatalec rrtsy "'""-rKafta UaTAIMa. OHIO. mgomi wsitwaii r "wi m ww, As atiMins siraULATON CO. ..nuaaam, ATtAlfTA SsS ovhmA It? ajJLS itjAfriea, t flyur'a tai-Mvnae Hurt 1 Ma New York 1 MaM, address .ninu.na.1 .aw , N. it. k. SOI-) York. Neb. SMHIiaitri . . Pttot Bemeor for Catarrh Beit, Battett to Use, and Ch i.u K flranlata araaat go. I T. EatalUne, Wsrrss, rrn H the fl Caeapest. I SB LI sfHVsssss isatassssssssssstssVtataB. OsaMssTsssssV) ONVIa ftlN "XsEsssssssnHHsBPFSSHsrsssl " 1