T T T C r.AD. -i.
It -rtinT lower.- w. . uu i ivcyuri.
YBSOULTTELY PURE
L f Ilmi
fclfr once went in
Lt to a fmau iiib
ap,:irance was air
eut 10 ' -
...,! oluirrli.
u.toiiislieQ li "
,e day, a very young
le of his teecW
l,r!giiiaiui5i-"'-
kn.
nfthe service the hii Englishman could be so ignorant r1
I11 f 1 . I . ! ... . .
Led for a chat wim
Englbth I emu !, ..f Ani-r!r.
"Did you lind out the nationality of
the stranger who joined our party yes
terday ?'' asked one traveler of another
in Kpypt.
"Yes; I discovered lie was an Kng
lishman."
'How did you discover it?''
' I nsked him if lie knew what pari
of the United States ! ar.sas ws in ami
lie said it was in Daffalo. Nobody bu
Hbaving Wius i.ote.
If a man wants t .11 ttin nnil retain 9
woman's love," remarked a pretty girl
'I know of no surer means thin to
ihave every day. I know Uiat sounds
Ireadfully material, but it is just the
ittention to such little matters that
makes hiu either delightfully lovable
jt altogether unbearable. A woman
loes"t admire a man with a two days
growth of stubby beard on bis face
Une cannot be sentimental over a eoati
tenauce marked by dirty patches here
and there, and if oue is married and
obliged to ki-;s such an object ju
think how red be will make one's chiu
with such a grater-liKo adornment.
No, Indeed, give uio the man who
shaves regularly," enthusiastically
cried tins pretty preacher, wliila a
soured-face creature in tho corner
murmured that 'Such famiiarilv with
so sacred a topic was simply disgust
ing." Now whether she meant the
kissing or the shaving the listnrr was
unable to discover. 1'liila '.oluhia
Times.
the geogmphy of the t inted States."
New York Press.
. ... i..., it rnrilc
In now
ii, sermon you
morning--" inquired
Lr seven hours," was
verv smart you.B
tr, "lor iw wu
ite the selfsame ser-
,it unblushing Bcrut
pulpit orator, tlie
Mr. Ward lieeclier
Vs the only response.
le apostie put out ins
ig that of bis cete-
claimed:
needier, you just go
s like that. As long
tiever be ashamed to
fcston Globe.
The True l.ni.itliii Principle
Of the plants used in manufacturing
the pleasant remedy, iyrnp of Figs,
lias a permanently l-iiei(Mul effect on
the human system, while the cheap
vegetable extracts and mineral solu
tions, usuallv sold as medicines, are
permanently injurious. Being wel!-in
formed, you will use the true remedy
only. .Manufactured by the California
Tig Syuti) ( o.
A llangi-rotis Oiiestioii,
Little (Jirl How old are you?
Miss Antique I er bow old do 1
look?
Little (iirl (after reflection) 'JJout a
hundred. (iood News.
For allaying Hoarseness an I
inn nf t.,H Throat. It is daily
that "lirvti n't Unmehial T whei
mild remedy, yet very ellicacious
Irrita-nroved
Thl!
iindred Dollars re-
lof car'.arrh that can-
toll's 'ug.i'li Cure,
r A ( '(l. Toledo. O.
Vned, have known F.
ast U 5 ears, anu oe-
honorable In all
inns anil inanciailv
kuy obligations made
Wholesale Druggists,
x&Maiivin. Whole-
Dedo, O.
lure is taken inter-
kly upon the blood
ees of the system.
free, l'rice Voc. per
Ml druggists.
Lllail Marriages.
'iage takes place in
kly family the bride
the religious cere-
lmselves to the pope
biediction. Then the
wedding costumes
pr'8 alone, and, kneel-
gs before the statue
the Aposiles," pray.
I tlllling Ma.
The ruumity of heat wasted by slag
has suggested projects for ultilizing it
in raising steam, but nothing practical
lias been obtained until recently. At a
mine in New South Wales the molten
slag is run into the bottoms of iron
chambers that can withstand interna!
steam pressure, and jets of water are
forced ou the slag. In a short time the
chambers are filled with steam that
can be utilized in other parts of the
works.
A Gift of Sloven.
A short time ago the Kaids gave the
sultan of Morocco and his son a present
of 2uO male and female slaves to cele
brate the event of the marriage of the
hei.r to the Moorish throne.
r Kicuml.m. 1802. "
ami S; pteinber 27th
st tint-class fare will
jetcru points to points
I. for two home scek-
fic kets will 1x5 add at
iiv Quints as far east
ItHlinrtr. Tickets will
rty davs from date of
Irs will be allowed on
b- n after uassine the
these excurs oils en-
oast to come west ana
a vUit nr. il very low
the great productive
torlate rrayer.
leman tolls this story
le boy was tired from
land when he retired
;o say his goodnig"'
fr tried in yw -
id finally sent
.j u. I'l.ntsink-
BU 1110 UJ
it up nd 8 ' .,
feliow arose wearily.
:nees by the
dear
prayers wneu ue
imen.
Cod society In China
m r arrflin.
inereiore, neiu m
the older the widow
greeablo does her
I with the people.
tw years, she may
imperlor, get a sum
lch to get a tablet,
I the sum of her
i it placed over the
enterance to her
A ew Vork ling Oflrlal.
The New York gas works board ol
directors recently appointed a dog as
ossistai-.t superintendent of its workf
and a truely eflicient ollicer he is. Jlh-
nameis lieauty arm lie mauc u.D
pearance the works some month,
ago, refusing to go away on aPy con
dititons. He has a curious, habit, be
sides catching all the rats and mice
about the building, of compelling a
stranger to give up his portable prop
erty before departing.'
K( printed. Cn Yon Fmd
..... WonH
. ihrMMnrb display ndrertlsement In
There l rir M-lwn ag tw() w(Jld
thlt rr '" Ll word. The same i. true of
alike, exrpt mie r h weelc, from the
V., i.rter Xedieuie. , ' '- --j-
" ouwri titiiii: fcn-j ..
tne
Tin Only One
Watercres.
m, watercress is a plant containing
mpdicinal qualities. A curious char
amc:Scoqfit b that, if grown in a
ferruginous stream, u ausorus .ulu
itself five times the amount of iron
that any otner piai".
ana-mic constitutions it is therefore
...i.iw r.f vnluo. But it also contains
oroportions of garlic and sulphur, ol
iodine aud pnospuaies, mm -Durifler,
while abroad it is thought a
most wnoiesomo -
roast or grilled. The cultivated plant
is rather more easy or. uigesuuu
the wild one.
Mrs Hogan-"Phat is yure rnon
I at doin' now, Mia' GiUlgan? 01 don'l
say him wid Moike an the byes wurruk
. a mad anymore. Mis' Gilligan?'
Ill ou
Mrs Uilligan-.'Oi'limov ye onaerawnu,
Mis' Hogan,thot Mister Gilligan don'l
wurrik on de strate any n.uic, u u.
rov anewavycashun." r 9.H.-"An
pl,at moight thotb?, Mis' Gilligan?
m o -"He be a litterary mon now.
Ss'ilogan." Mr, H.-An' phat J,
thot, Gilligan?" Mrs. G.- Hi
swapes up de papers in a newspape.
oW. now, Mis' Hogan."-Union.
Ilungeil, l: ul l.lia.
"I was hanged for a h ::so thief once,'
said F. II. Stephens, a confraetoi
hailing from tho sunllower state to a
Globe Democrat man. "It was just
after the war. .Stock thieves were
pretty thick, and when caught were
net allowed to waste much time
repeating their sins, i had just moved
into the state from Michigan. 1
bought a horse, a regular old plow
plug, from a youngster who appeared
to be all right, and tiie next day
mounted him aud started to Fort
Scott to transact some business
I had riddni, perhaps, a dozer.
miles when 1 was overhauled by a I
posse of armed men who were hunting
stock thieves. The liorso I was!
riding had been stolen from a member
of the party, and I was swung np to
a limb of a tree by the roadside
without being given a chance to
explain. There was a sharp, momen
tary nain. chokinir sensation, succedeu
by one that I can only compare to the
delightful intoxication of the opium
smoker, and then unconsciousness. 1
would like to experience that sensation
again, but do not care to undergo thr
necessary preliminaries. The part;
concluded that I might have conl'eder
ates and let me down, hoping that I
would peach.
'The coming back to life was a gcofi
deal more painful than taking leave o1
it. When I got so I could talk I told tnj
story, but it was not believed, and the)
were about to swing me up again, whet
a neighbor, returning from Fort Scott
chanced along and convinced them thai
they had the wrong man."
How Jt J'eclsto l-'lill a Mile.
tipIom K. Goldsmith, the only survivo
ot those who ascended in the ili-fatec
i...,iinnn at. lioston on the Fourth ol
July is twenty-eight years old, fond o!
uri.iBtifs and is an expert yacnimdr,
andswimmer. Ife went up as a news
paper reporter, intending to write ii
i,m sensations. He told the story o
ii.o trin as li lav on a cot in tht
Immtlr.'Ll after the terrible fall of overs
mile as he is still suffering fron
the nerveous shock. He said:
" W hen the balloon rose in the air th
sun was declining aud the scene fron
the car was beautiful. We all au
ticipated an enjoyable trip. At Hrsi
it seemed as if the balloon would take
a westerly course, but a strong wine
from the west suddenly arose auc
swent it toward South Boston. It was
soon evident that we were heading foi
the harbor. Jt was then that Trotessoi
Rogers said that he would land or
Thompson's island. To fail this we ail
knew meant to be carried to sea. Tlu
professor seemed to realize this and
became a tritle uevous.
He pulled the escape-valve cord, bui
it refused to work. It now became
a question of life and death. Again
and again he pulled. For a momenl
the huge mass shook and quivered
Soon our position became uncomfort
able because of the odor of the gai
To mitigate this the hold ou the cord
was relaxed. To our amazement tlie
valve refused to close. Suddenly I
noise overhead caused us to look up
There was a small rent in the balloon
which,, as the gas escaped, increased U
o-r.i At first slowiv. then liko ar,
arrow the balloon descended.
In this awful decent it occurred tc
me that two carrier pigeons were In
rh hnttom of the car. With on
wrench I pulled the cover from the cage
o,.ri ihPtf were free. A moment latei
we struck the the water. H seemeu as
if i wont ten feet below the surface. .'
knew we would have to swim, ann
hrorn we struck the water I threw my
r,at awav. I had not time to removt
my shoes, but while ir. the water l lay
rm mv back and removed uiem. iiibl'
I became tangled up in tne neuin?.
when w came tin 1 wriggiea iree am.
tnmnwloutof the basket. The land
seemed far away, though i am ioiu v
i rjYI nnrrla. All this time 1
A Modei n Editor.
The avalanche is left on my hands to
run or dispose of, as I may think best
I am left with an
elephant (to me) to manage. I know
nothing about the business whatever.
To mv hrntJipr pill tors (
think that is the term used by the craft)
l wouiu most respect! uiiy inane my now
and simply say don't make fun of me,
for I feel the magnitude and profundity
of my position. It is a great thing to
be an editor and see your thoughts
and words in print I know it must be
for I have seen numbers of boys and
young men in the business that seemed
to be puffed up with their importance.
I trust the ' puffing up'' will not attack
me. I am puffed enough
already. Loup City Avalanche.
A Wonderful Son, Fussy Old
Gentleman "Have you any children?"
"Yes, sir; a son." "Ah! Dees be
smoke?" "No sir; he has never touched
a cigarette." ."Does he frequent the
clubs?" "He has never put his foot in
one.', "Does he come home late?',
"He goes to bed directly after dinner.''
"A model young man, madam. How
old is he?" "Just two months." As
You Like It
We always admire a dentist for one
thing at least lie isn't afraid to say a
thing right to your teeth. Baltimore
American.
Mot to be Taken Literally.
"Is it your opinion," said the theo
logical professor, "that the portion of
the parable which represents tlie prod
igal son as feeding among swine is to
be taken literal ?"
' Perhaps not," the thoughtful young
man renlied- "mavhfi it. is a rpfprpnrp
to the meals he ate at a railway lunch
counter. wasuington star.
Never Saw Ooe.
Jeweler lieally, miss I've shown
you the best rings in our stock. There
are diamonds, aud rubies and
Miss Green Oh, but everybody
wears those. I would like to see a
welkin ring.
Jeweler Well. I'll send my office
boy out and see if he can make one.
X. Y. Herald.
"German
Syrup"
Just a bad cold, aad a hacking
cough. We all suffer that way some
times. How to get rid of them is
the study. Listen' 'lama Ranch
man and Stock Raiser. My life is
rnntrh and exoosed. I meet all
weathers in the Colorado mountains.
I sometimes take colds. Often they
are severe. I have used German
Syrup five years for these. A few
rircpe mill cure them at anv staee.
The last one I had was stopped in
24 hours. It is infallible." James
A. Lpe. Tefferson. Col.
rW
action
returned.
BIGH LIVISO,
yon keep at it, i apt to tell upaa
the liyer. The things to prevent
thii are Dr. Pieroe's Pleasant PUea.
Take one of these little Pellets for a
corrective or gentle laxative threa
for a cathartic. They're the email
est, easiest to take, pleasanteat and
most natural in the way they act.
They do permanent good. Coaafci
potion, Indigestion, Bilious Attaoks,
Sick or Bilious Headache, and all
derangements of the liver, stomach,
and bowels are prevented, relieved,
and cured.
They're guaranteed to give satis
in every case, or your money is
The -worst cases of Chronic Ca
tarrh in the Head, yield to Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. So cer
tain is it that its makers offer $500
reward for an incurable case.
ALL THE SAME, ALWAYS.
IHI
SPRAINS.
Mt. Pleasakt, Texas,
June 20, 1888.
Suffered 8 months with
Strain of back ; could not
walk straight ; used two
bottles of
OT. UBCODB Ull,
was cured. Ko pain in II'iN
IS months. ill"1
M. J. WALLACE,
BRUISES.
Pittsburg, Pa.,
302Vylie Ave., Jan. 2967
One of my workmen fell
from a ladder, be sprained
and bruised bis arm very
badly. He used
St. Jacobs Oil
and was cured in four
days.
FRANZ X. GOELZ.
A PROMPT AND PERMANENT CURE.
mi DISCOVERY i ACCIDENT
- J l ., Dnlntinn a ngrt watt sa.rtfidfntl smillpfl an th h.ltsl
a fk
Id compounding t
j a aniHtion m. tiart wu kacldentlv .niUed on tbe
and on washing alterward ir- r.'aa discover, that the bair was com
pletely removed. We at once put this wonderful preparation, on the
market and so great has been the demand that we are now introducing
it throughout the world under the name of Queen's Anli-Hairine
IT 13 PERFECTLY HARMLESS AND
on cikjoi c a ai v run nrAN UBir IT.
t tt the hair over and apply tlie mixture for a few minutes, and the
ha? Hsarnears as if by magic without tbe slightest paia or injury when
anoliedorever afterward, lt isunlikeanyotherpreparat.oncveruEed
lorYhkeDnrpoM. Thousands of LADIES who have beenannoyei
lora "P'P"'.',(,P jirfii oH AKHS attest Is merits.
" ilirNTI.KM KN who do not appreciate, beard or hair on their neck,
find a priceless boon In Queen's Anti-Hairtnc which does away
n., Jh.ti.,. h nirrii.r its future growth an utter impossibility.
r r.r "T". hntti. nt in Bfv mailing boies, postage paid by us (Mcureiy
sealed from observation). Bend money or stamps by letter with full address written pwmy cor
pondence strictly confidential. This advertisement is honest and straight A""r? o,t ibis out and
contains. We invite von to di Al with us and you will find everything s r'-presenle d. l 'Jj10' c,
s.nd to day. Address QUEEN CHEMICAL CO., 174 Race VA1"! for
register your letter at any Post Office to insure lis safedeliyery. W JJJ "d"
m lai.ure or .usn1e.i...j. i ,.,,.-. - , Queen-. Anti-Hairln.,
To ladies who introauee ana """r " w Witra Largs Bottle aud "npla)
Trade Mark.
SPFCIAl
RIOTED TEN MONTHS.
A troublesome skin disease
caused me to scratch for ten
months, and has been .1
tw a few davs' use of laaMl
M. II. Wolff, Upper Marlboro, McU
rwi
'mm
mm
Do Your Own Repairing
-WfB. v2W'J?2S!&Si siffirnakirie and renairinRall principal i
01 tiart, (JSH. stiKB UP. any IorKfluorwrnui yuuwuw
.wM.'CT lirKTtn, '
il.
SShimomKtMcl blade-
SCTIrTyECIFlC -he Gregg System ot ElectriC Home Treatment.
I wits cured tereral years ago of white swelling
in ,v w hv uslnar J9 J ana navo nau
,.r KVKll turn of the dis
ease. Many prom(nc.?t puysoians attended mo
anil all failed, but S. S. S. did the work.
' ran. W. KiBttrAimcK, Johnson my, ienu.
Treatise on Elcod and Skin Dis
eases mailed free.
Swift Specific Co.,
Atlanta, Ga.
J
Going to Buy
A Dictionary?
I GKT TMli jusai.
Fully Abreast of the Times.
A Choice Clft.
A crand Family Educator.
The Standard Aiuncrnv.
Successor of the authentic ".una-
$300,000
T lj.. T.n vnarn snent in revisln
ilOO editors empioyeu, uvci
X axnended.
SOLD BY ALL B00KSE1.LBBB
A.
Xpm
Va not buy reprlnls of obsolete M''1";
S,.n(i lor iit:" P""' ,.'.7,,;,,,, V
(esand rut.!. r.iii""
n .rnnnT k ar PA Pnhli.herB
, s u mataMxmn. wt
Springfield, Mass., U. S. A.
us. A
:1
PositiTelv cures Liver, Kidney and Blood Diseases. It will
rnrp RhenmatlSm, ltlSUllllua, j, -rr
C ronic Backache, Painful Stomach Troubles D.arroh.-ra
and Flux and all Bowel Disorders. Pins in the side, Nervous
Debility, Nervousness Premature Decline Paralysis, St. Vitas
Dance, and is an unfailing remedy for all diseases peculiar to
women.
The Only Institution of the Kind in the World.
... ... j;i o-orl Viv This
If you suffer with the above i a t ct nr uy - "'11 'restore
Great System. Do no n cct to Invert at Eleclrician o 30 ra ex.
your health without f- ll?"c,Vnr'e Correct Diagnosis by mail, on an
imation T&, i Inter Ocean Building, Chicago, m.
tWIV 88. Mt
Powdered nm i
(PATENTED.)
fhe Btronsest and pure't Lye
mnde Un ite otner r,
nflne powder mid packed in a can
nre always rendy for use. win
keUiebent perfumed llnrd Soap
in 20 niinutoB without boiling. , it
) tlie best for eleniiMiis? waste
pipe", d Biiifecling sinks closets,
vSW bottles JVfcO '
PENNA SALT 1W co-
(Jen. Agts., l'hila., 1
FREE!
I."r.i ,n tho state, finest buyliuffs, fqw;
B w the mass Write for catalogno to
i' i,. itrinaK. IVlur., Lincoln, Neb.
, A KLpecialists Ko vacation oicept Aug. ItnK
LITTLE
rV"si itsTnim
PILLS
DO NOT OBIFB I0B SICKli.
Bure enrs for SICK HEAD-
AUnlS, impainv qiphr1touhi-
pstion,torpia (iwhub. nirjBivuw
i -J.. nn XI 1.1
neyssndDladder. Coninar
bilions nerroas ais-
orders. Kiubiisrt dm-
UrU liAlLl AOTlUa.
Benntlfy complexion by purifying
blood. PiiMii Veoetablk.
The dose il nicely djutedtonlteie, U onJH era
nevor lictoo much. Each visl contain! 42, earned in rat
pocket, like lead pencil. BnslnesS man's ir
convenience. Taken easier than augar. BoloereiJ
wlierc. All genuine gooda bear "Creaeent.
Send 2-cent atamp . You get Si page book with amp).
DR. HARTER MEDICINE CO.. St. toult. Mo.
FOR SALE.
An lt.i.-npniint newsDaner outfit in pneof the
. . : .. ,...a, Ii. i"ntrnl NfibrrtBRH.
T. ' cilaTlon. Will soil 111 or hall interest
very cheap. Address,
NKISKA8KA NrW81'Ari.lv
J)lt. PBPPEB'S
FEMALE FILLS.
NEW U1SCOVEBV. NEVBB FAIl-S.
Annecitic monthly medicine for ladies to restore
nd relSln tc "he mcnses.pi-odncinK t elthysnd
a nl ess discharge. No aches or pains on approach,
low used I by owr 30 0(10 h-dies. Once used. will be
S 'wain InviBoratcs these organs. Beware oi
n itatfons. ti per box. or trial siael. bent ' waled
n'paUrapler. tf.fisUW,fg
.Tie Best
Coat
in the
WORLD t
.ifedlPoDdec
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TANSY P1LLSI pEiTUTYBUSINESS COLLEGE
. t it nnA simotinnl hnnk:-
ita ruTON-a REMABLB COMPOUWU jor
222: JK5i
CATIIN ME.U. 31'r.u w., jjoo.vii,
all local aniggitLi
"S""." 1 1 .i..v. relUlc. AvM imi
SSI. II only the 'KsrKT. In ' '""'
ffr i-i.. i H,ni direci. icalcd. Cir. bee.
l'O.N CHEMICAL CO., Itatuil, Ml
. -.l.l rx thonrel icnl ana nraeticiu iwua
keeping, oftico work and tanking, business, pen
monsliir, shorthand and typewriting. Students
admitted at any time. For particulars address,
O. P. Wiuson, Principal,
. Hnslinm. Neb.
""Til"
was on y &ou yaras. au mm . -
bed rrofeMor llogers behind me aud The UniYerty cf Ieb.uk. Opeii8
nnnnsfid. lie. tOO, WHS SWlDOttllng
for tlie shore. 1 ieu bich. i.t u
.tomach its 1 swam, from the effect ol
...i,i ii, o-as and If I had not
luan ni hWaiI mi oiiick I would bate
lccu .a -
triven out.
Whether Professor Rogers Ulea iron
n.o ofTiuiq nf the aas or from uis iau
lon'tknow. lie wm near ma all Uiir
time until he sank in my wako."
Three lioepiuto iu l'hlladelphi
conducted nduaireiy py women.
Rfltit. 13
Fni K S x rears linsiructiuii.
Write to uie -1 i
-TTT7. .... v., ii w a NT TO MAKK. FIFTY
Wtnars'peV wecK .at home. . Mrj Bmlth nt
six tloilsrs B Aiireu " " k
h"l. naven to see to Tounje , or
?lr ft v will do the same in your
district, send for terms . cotK9
47 Myrtle AeJBrnoklynNY;
A HEALY
mi Notices in your
paper? We are publish;
Iff "HlHl vi.ii.n
tor vou. Send for 5. powr oTcmr I.el l M-tlcj
JUilstr,prii.. ..
DO YOU RUN
Kit UNION, Vork, eb.
ft
I 1
M piso's Remedy tor CsUu-rh is the P
Jl J . j i.' T ' "iVyTn I S
S I rtoldby druli!l or sent by mall, i
M jun, b,t. HsselUne, Warren, lit. U
vna m. H r a i. I .
U sa Monroe St., ChleaBo.
Hill Sail Trim their newly enlenrad
VJVV.rrnel!:
Imtrationi. daier.Wm eyerj articU1,
N.N.IJ.No.'W-30
. d rrrVIt I. taamntail Wntr
Lw-t ipui ksn vmi iirv in tho hardeittonii. Tiq
I, iVtMuii-T. sOCKEli Is a Dcrfect riding cost and
Uvenitemlrewddlo. wareofU
buy acoat 11 ino i """",istr:- "ii...
lied Catalogue Ifee. A. J. IQ""-"
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1aV wa "mw X ! iTll
.aar ai nv
leading remedy tor sJlj
private dlseasnaof m"-,
certain curs for tb denlll-
tatlng weaaneaa aoo.i-
to women. . . . .
iiiTaTbr Ipteacririaltanarssisan;
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II auirsrviv..
