THE COLONEL'S BRIDE. "MotLerr The word was wailed rather than spoken, and Elsie Dinsmore's beau tiful eves were lifted to the face of her mother, who stood before the mirror, giving the last touch to a toilet already unexceptionable. Mrs. Dinsmore turned to her daughter, sharply, and with frown, awaited whatever else she might Lave to say. Elsie continued: -I'm tired and sk'k of all this folly. Heartily tired and sick of it; and now the excitement of travel has worn off, I desire nothing so much as to go home." 'Elsie." returned the showily dressed woman. ' I am provoked with you thoroughly provoked Here I have wasted half of the summer and nearly tive hundred dollars to place and keep you where your teauty of face and form would attract the notice of seme rich man who wants a wife, and just as we are likely to succeed, you try to ba!k me. It is enough to provoke any woman to have a daughter act six" 'But mother dear, I did not know that you would expect me to seii myself to pay the expenses of our suiiih er tour when I begged you to take me to a fash ionable summer resort. I thought it must be splendid to live in a place like this during the warm August days; and when vou consented to leave home and come here with me, I was ierfectly happy. I should be happy now, mother, if you would not forever sound in my ears tiiat horrid matrimony.'" "But you mean to marry some time, Elsie T "I don't know! Yes, I suppose Ishall marry if ever I meet a man who is near enough to my ideal to make me love him more than I love myself, or my own presence, or anything except TJod," she answered reverently. Mrs. Dinsmore laughed a hard, un sympathetic laugh, and replied: ' "That is a strange word to use in a fashionable hotel by the sea, Elsie; and all the more strange when you speak of loving God. 1'eople who come here, or in fact who go to any of the fashionable resorts, think less of God than of their own selfish pleasure." Elsie sighed, wearily, and began to dress for dinner. There was a number of new arrivals and more than one strange face ex pressed admiration as Elsie Dinsmore glided across the dining-hall to her accustomed place at table. Directly opposite Mrs. Dinsmore and Elsie sat a stranger, and naturally glanc ing up as the two ladies sat down opposite to him, he allowed his eyes to rest for an instant on Elsie Dinsmore's lovely face. A glance of recognition shot from his eyes, to which hers re sponded, but only by the rapidly deep ening color upon her canks did she betray any emotion. "It must be the very samel" mur mured the gentleman, as he sat upon the piazza of the hot:', smoking a cigar. after dinner. Miss Dinsmore pwed down the steps at that moment, and the eyes of the stranger followed her he became more than ever "onvinced of her identity. Did yon observe how that distin guished-looking gentleman watched you, as we passed?" asked Mrs. Dins more, when they were beyoi d the hear ing of the stranger. I did not look at the gentleman as we passed," was the reply. "But you must have observed how his yes could not keep themselves off you at the table," continued Mrs. Dinsmore. Elsie's blush was answer enough to the remark, and the scheming mother walked in silence beside the daughter. whose matrimonial market she was de termined to secure. But thought was busy. The next evtt'ng Mrs. Dinsmore be- $an to instruct Elsie as to her future course, while they were dressing to go down to the parlors. "I was talking with Dr. Lessing this afternoon," she said, "and he told me that the distinguished-looking man who ame yesterday was no less a person than Col. Augustine WitherelL He is very rich, and of a noble family. You intend to follow up your advetages there, I suppose, Elsie?" "Mother!" exclaimed Elsie, letting the spray of green leaves which she was twining in her hair fall to the car pet, "if you really wish it, I will yield to your pleasure in attempting to win this man for my husband; and, more than that, if you say, honestly and frankly, that you desire to see mo the wife of the gentleman who sat opposite us at dinner yesterday, I will give you my word that I will refer him to you with in a week's time." From that moment there was, seem ingly, no lighter hearted maiden in the whole world than this S3me iisie. M'h'leshe is dressing for the gay scenes in the hotel parlors, let us brietly glance at the history of the Dinsmores Mrs. Dinsmore was a wiaow wim moderate income, and only this one child beautiful Elsie. They lived in good styie and were greatly respected by all their acquaint ainces, among which Elsie might have married well had she so chosen. But the secret of Elsie's indifference was, that she had loved and had been disap pointed. I Three snmmcrs before we met her at the beacli, she had been to visit arelative in the country, and while there a young stramrnr in the village had aJen in became engaged. But just before his leaving for home, this lover of hers con fessed that he had no wealth to oiler her. Only a true heart and unsullied name, Elsie, darling," he said. And Elsie had only nestled more c losely to his true heart, and promised him that it should make no difference with her love for him whether he was rich or poor. She would love him al wavs the same. And so they parted -he to go to his dist mt home, and she to return to her mother. Arriving at home, Elsie was met with grave reproaches for allowing herself to become interested in a young man who had no wealth to recommend him. The relative with whom Elsie had been staying had treacherously informed Mrs. Dinsmore, by letter, that her daughter was encouraging tne atten tions of a ix-nniless adventurer, and the consequence was the recall of Elsie to ; her home. Elsie met her mother's upbraiding bv a full confession of her love for the young man, and ended by telling her ot their engagement. Mrs. Dinsmore was ti rnbiy enraged. and. after venting a torrent of abuse upon poor Elsie, she retired to her room and wrote a scathing letter to the un known lover, which letter she took at once to Elsie, and made her add a post script, saying that she enuorst-u me sentiments therein expressed by her mother. Elsie refused to do this: but at last, weary' of the scene, and utterly exhausted wrote at the close of her mother's letter these words: "She is my mother I must obey,., signed her name, and wrote the address upon the enveloje. No answer was ever returned to this unkind letter, and Elsie grew sad and given to tits of melancholy. One day Mrs. Dinsmore asked her what would please her more than all else, and she said: Take me to some place by the sea. where I can forget my sorrows and be say." Busy w ith her own plans. Mrs. Dins more readily consented, and Elsie was taken to the seaside. Her heart re bounded with the change, and for a while after leaving home and mingling with new scenes, she seemed the gayest of the gay. But her mother's determi nation to have her married recalled all the bitter disappointment past, and she grew sad again, and begged to go home. But that night, when she had promised her mother to be gracious to Col. Witherell, she seemed to have regained "Mis (Elsie and myself have been en- Well Kridzod Tow u. . i,t gaged more than three years , 8ll h a yane-JM o The look of astouismurm -- rittsimrK. - 8 .. . , .. i f,,r t ie meat ' .... ii!...hrnv. 1 ' nut until tnev uau irui". . - . .,, ., oVer uie did the truth dawn upon her mind ' roore ,u prosit -VuffustineM.WithereU.mvoi! already MonougaheU tllrgheny "r- Lute iiiVeUgaliuus uii ucuriuuueu ti,at the majority of deep sea depress sioi.scome from other than volcanic ,.r:gin. and that the coldest waters of (i.P .- ean stand in the deep troughs instead of running, as thought to I. the case. was formerly nm! seven ov ,, I three more in U,,"CT' (.fti.-se the and Col. Witherell of to-night are .,, .,, .,.n and the ... ..;.! rs ..-it I'. friH.eu " i ami me same. ' , .... The f.-nrer river . , the hut And Mrs. Dinsmore was ou at ,;.1SS street RrK,u.?1 frequency is from 3:30 to 5 swallow her cnagnu - . riveiitv-seeiiiu !.... 1 1,e tornado season includes u;1,lse will w bv a St.itili of Toriiailoon, The tornado, with hardly an exeep ti(,i;. occurs in the afternoon, just after test part of the day. The time and prepare for the ceremony oi me morning. Moming came, and Elsie. dre.sed ink costlv robe of snowy whiteness, which had been sent home only the day before, was the euvv of aU the young ladies at the Union." even as the noble-looking Col. Witherell was envied oi u.- l,n would tzladiv have places with him. if fate had willed tW) his lovely bride. In a beautiful Southern home there is love and luxury to-day. and beauti ful Elsie Withered the Colonel's bride is mistress of it all. it sour 1 1 -ow Sixth street gowning glory of the river. A s icntit' Iiietigatin. bv 1W. Taking The t'eiiMis on a I'.v liti-rest - A niolig 'i:.l:h ...I., lit I 1 1 1 1 . r ' ' 1 row ' ' - .. little investigation it V. but jllllJK't 01 JAliru" ftAnrnW I , mean devoid fl SCI-iiun. . of a water j" h.ngslatha: the ,1 ..,nd of cascades and ripphng MS. as weU as " ,( the ocean, was mainly heard, if not xhollv due to the breaking of air b,.l ! entangled in the water. There.. i e ,.t ii i i'Jj'. sounu oi """" :w rippling Author. (.eorge Merdith Towle" writes to the Boston Traveler j .0!T.pan:ed by buiio.es oij... that the government printing omce is, f ,.-r.,mcrl in til II mi one of t he largest Meredith :nl loun,. it, ito hitnnr Tl.is is for IS.'JOO.-1 rnni?n I-ettt t: (KO blanks for the use of the 4iMWenu-j;I,e novelist, looks younger than i:i .r u, ,.f theeleventh census who will r .vliii h are t'J. In addition to his begin work in May. It will take 15.0J0 ! 10Ve! writing he is a "reader" for a big reamsof paper, and twenty presses will j i!m 0f publishers m London. He is have to be worked twenty-two hours j lie m0st indulgent of reader, and each day for six weeks before the order 1 0(ten enters into correspondence with will have been completed. Here arethe ; jlf. ambitious authors and gives them twenty-nine questions in order: jukiee. He is the more disposed to do 'Christian name in full?" "Mirname?' j,.silV reason of his own sad experi "Whether a soldier, sailor or marine ,RW fr,r ien he Ix'g.'in his literary (I'nited States orconfeder-tci. or widow ! ,an er ie encountered the most terrible of such person?" "Relationship to head nations, being at one time so utterly of family?" "Whether white, black, i :M0I that for two whole months he mulatto, quadron, octoroon, Chinese or j'jved upon oatmeal, being unable to af Indian?" "Sex? "Age at nearest f0rd and other iood. birthday. If under 1 year give age in months?" "Whether single, mar ried, widowed or divorced ?" " Whether married during census year(.Iune to May 31. m)?" "Mother of how many children, and number of these ( rnet otl ttie vq, at .ewKirt, 11. 1., a children living?" "Place of birth?' !ii1iwrw.ked seacaptain from Bar liar- J'lace Of : . .), f.,!L ,l ..Ini.iii.iit iislollish- inent of the rapid changes coming over he ownership of real estate in that region, "it does jest beet all," he de. .lared. ' Folks will come along from N'ew York or I'hHailelphy and they will Ylok. 1hetorua.;o season March. April, May, June, Jtily, August and -ptemler, but storms of this nat ure mav occur in any part of the year The months of greatest frequency, as determined from a record of 'JUS years are April, May. J"" al"1 JuI-v- 1 ,,e single mouth of greatest frequency is May. April following next in order. The state in which the greatest num . ber of tornadoes has occured is Mis souri, followed next in order by Kansas and Georgia. A record of more than 3W tornadoes and "windfalls" (i. e, paths of torna does through the forests) in Wisconsin considerable exceeds the number from any other state, but liitle weight can I R;ven this comparison owing to the want of thorough investigations of the subject of windfalls in other states. From a careful investigation of the origin of tornadoes and their geograph ical distribution there is every reason to believe that those storms were as fre-(jiii-nt and violent -JD years ago as now Moreover, there apears to be no cause for my unusual change in the annual frequency of tornadoes for alike jeriHi to come. Lieut. John 1. I'inly in i'oriiiL. fhe Ab-owplioii of New Kiitflauri Furins. Mime fifteen years ago, in the early lavs of Mount Desert summer travel, "Place of birth of father? birth of mother?" "Number of years in the I'nited States?" "Whether natur alized?" "Whether naturalization papers have beed taken out?" "Pro fession. trade or occupation?" "Months unemployed during the census year ?" "Attendance at school during the census year?" "Able to read?" "Able to write?" "Able to speak English. If not. the language or dialect sjioken ?" "Whether suffering from acute or chronic disease, with name of disens cu, .,v . ... . .. "6"" - an( lengt h of tjme afflicted ?" "Whether her loit spirits, and when toL n itherell i, . .. . . , . ' . . , . . , , . . defective in mind, sight, liearn g or was presented to her, she looked into . , , . , . . 1 , ., , ... . . . sieech, or whether cr.ppled, maimed or his eves, and smiled with all her old ' ' .. " . deformed, with name of defect .- winsome wav. i . . ' . . . , . , "W eather prisoner, convict, homeless "May I ask Miss Dinsmore to promv !cuild or paupery -l3 the home you naae upon me oeacn .- ne askeaoi airs. . ,ive in hired or is it 0WMed bv the ,iead Dinsmore. rather than of Elsie. I,i, mw nr tha tumiw- rf Certainly, Col. Witherell The night ' .., hv hp9(1 or mombpr of f,mMv is is splendid, and Elsie, dear, if you will the h()me free from mort(rag(, ine;,rn. wait one moment, I will send for your brancer "If the head of family is a hat and scarf." m. ; v,;i, i it;,..,,., "I will go for them, she answered, ! Wlnj, or j, it ov. nwl bv him or ,, . and in a few morcenti returned with a memb.r of hig f ami, .. ... f 0Wnp(J . light scarf throwii over her fair hair and head or member of fans v js (he farm across tier snouuiers. Col. Witherell and Mrs. Dinsmore awaited her in the hall, and without 6ke returned hii affection, and they speaking, he drew the soft little arm of Elsie's within his own, and they went into the moonlight together. There were people walking back and forth along the beacli, and others stand-; ing still, gazing upon the restless, foam- j ing billows, tossing so black and then so ! white under the moon; but, avoiding all these, CoL Witherell led Elsie to a lone ly spot, apart, before he spoke. Then, as they stood together beside a huge rock, he took both her hands in his, and turning her face to the moon light, looked into it for a moment. "You have changed, Elsie; but you must tell me truly. Do you care for me still?" he asked, gravely. The little hands he held were cold as ice, and trembled, but she answered: "Oh, Augustine, if you only knew how much I have suffered'." " And that was all for he drew , her close to his heart, and within the shelter of his strong arms she Ustened while he told her of his battle with fate for wealth enough to enable him to claim her at the hands of her worldly mother. Mrs. Dinsmore met them as they re turned to the hotel. "Have you enjoyed the ramble upon the beach ?" she asked, smilingly. They were standing a little apart from the others, and Col. Witherell re plied in a low ly tone: "Yes, indeed, madam, I have enjoyed every precious moment; and you will admit that I have improved the time when I made love to your daughter, proposed, been accepted, and the happy wedding-day fixed since we left you." "Iteally! exclaimed Mrs. Dinsmore, with a start of glad surprise. "And may I ask how soon this joyful event will transpire?" she continued. "To-morrow moming," he answered briefly, and Elsie looked more cliarming than ever, in her blushes. "But," objected Mrs. Dinsmore, for the first time remembering that she had not been consulted -"but, will not people say that the engagement was un fashionably short V - People were gathering about them now, and CoL 'Witherell replied In a tone intended to reach toe ears of the listeners, free from mortgage incu .hrance?" If the home or farm is owirtl by head or nr.e Tiber of family, and mortgaged give postoffice address of owner." It may strike some jieople that sev eral of these questions are impertinent, but they will have to be answered, and will be asked of every peir on in the United States, from the pfsiiimt to peasant. Iio.al Fifth. While old and wise heads of the I'nited States and England are carry ing on a dignilied quarrel over the ownership of the seal in Behriug Sea let me tell )ou something about royal lish. Vou know that kings and queens have many rights and prerogatives. Well, one of these prerogatives of Eng lish rulers in olden times relates to royal fish, lioyal lish are sturgeon and whale, which are considered the finest of deep see lish. For this reason, "on account of their superior excellency," whenever one of these lish was thrown ashore or caught near the coast of Eng land it became the property of the king. This seems unjust to ttiose who might secure the whale or sturgeon, for they were compelled to give it up without receiving any pay. However, tlie king had some grounds f "r cUirn- ;iuder take a fancy to a man's farm. Tliey'li end in givin' him more for it han he wauld ever thought o' asking frr it; and then they II pay him more ;'or liviu' on it in winter to take care ot t than he ever made off ot it," 3This duplex good bargain, this gain in both principal and interest al the . '"8 tl','s ro)'al lish llis property, be- same time, seemed mute too much for 1 1'a"S(' 11 was " w" guarded aim mv weather beaten friend's compreheu- i on. Vet the same process has been joing on for years' in a manner less, conspicuous, along the whole New Eng land coast, and through all the moun tain region of the Appalachian range, side by side with that crowding into tho cities in w inte-, a steady crowding out of cities for summer residence; and this in many cases displacing the original resident of the soil and sub stituting new ownership. In the region where I now- tind my elf one may look from the hills over many thousand acres, not one of which aow belongs to a irmanent resideu :f the town. Farms have been bought nd united, one man owing ju acres another 7ou acres, and so on, in a region where iM) acres was once regarded as large farm,-Harpers Bazar. pro-rob- Small NVtfroos. 1 he fact now seerns clearly uemon strited that at various spots across the great African continent, within a few degrees north and south of the equator, extending from the Atlantic coast to near the shores of the Albert Nyanza, and perhaps even farther to the east, are scattered communities of thesA small negroes, all much rwembling i eacn ouier in size, appearance and ! habits, and dwelling mostly apart from ! their larger neighbors, by uhoni they are everywhere surroiiinkd. Our in- iormation about them is still scantv and to obtain more, the London Times thinks, would be a worthy object of ambition for the scientltic traveler. In many parts, especially at the West they are obviously holding their own with difficulty, if not actually disap pearing, and there is much abo'ut their condition of civilization and the situa tictis in which they are found to in duce us to look upon them, like the bishmen of South Africa and the eqsally diminutive- negritoj of the Tii Vf-ln,..,.. .. .. . j.ui irgiuiis, as l33 rema ns U-a' tag the Gas Company. Middletown Mercury: A business aian in this city has found a new use for the electric light. After he closets up for the night he takes his books pen and ink and, seating himself on a nail keg under the arc light proceeds to post up his accounts, thus saving the cost of gas and at the same time enjoy. .or toi orteze out of doors-if mere is any. tected the seas from pirates and bers, and in those days there were many of them. The most peculiar feature of the cus tom of royal liish w as this that while the whole of the sturgeon belonged to the king, only half of Hit whale did. For it was prerogative, as it is called, of the queen that the tail of every whale caught in the way 1 have told you w as her property, while, the head only was the king's. The reason of this division' as given by the old records, was to furnish the queens wardrobe with whalebone; and this reason is more amusing than the cus tom is jieeuliar, for the whalebone lies entirely in the head of the whale. But there are many more as strange and amusing customs recorded in England's early day. This right to royal fish was consid ered of great importance, and was care fully guarded for many generations. It was also a prerogative of the kings of Denmark and the dukes of Nor mandy, and from one of these it was probably derived by the princes of Eng-' laud. - Harpers Young 1'eople. A Woman at the Helm. "1 tell you the affair of this country tv:Il never t run right until women take st inmd i, M .. . - . 5liU a new)y ln;tr America s Tln-Htrk-itl Army. The estimate of the total number of jieople earning their daily bread ' from iHt KIVEKoT Arcl,inUo Nainr i,. .. ... Over thn- """"M -,r.. ...orm "'"'c mo mm,;.;. , . -"MIpi. (J- "ftheiiccideatr?1 Justine. They 'f the counts ? these point. i. , " war. ijh I the dangers ar,,,!." Iiev from . , j)a( Mindly ign "-"is igiiorariee(v "!, full of the uwl "our, a military pin ' a-iveuon aa overly Augustine. Ti for they could figmi, longitude, and tlJ direct ionjiy ttM. the sum of their kavr, The expedition, i hundreds of men. it, the summer, and era. tains at the Itaton route of the Nmta Ft camped that winter of Trinidad. Thfr the valley, thegja,, hills, their own torsi, sending back toSaauf, aim glee mairlHutlJ isworu wiiii Wimob, as gay a season atW I hose old Am mm posessed high hnru for travel. Hefore tlti ward as far as the spreiu me desert otU to be met there tLetJ their lack of twitf dent with an tqtulagJ With the iMltiM the spring siinsLiflt'i camp follower! mm The lit-.t alimwa; plorers turned theis the work in ki ! down the valley d si rivnr, which lfcisi through the Iok Cx who were to retensj ed them for mami of the sun on btii At htst they 'J far down the vi la.st that wasetxffc. With the laiilrtr it was as if thP mJ existence, and ' rivers, iierisliediiai or w ere doiietotot never Md. NosifJi expedition or it ! found. ITWmnl and mysterious in the j iiearance ot this wrii dark in the silence of i the suiierstitioui JpK sign of the holy ma it. W hen that efifti tion which ss ll P the little muddy to1 ley theeiplorrrt!" called Ki Kin Itiver of Lost Spanish mm llent, CarsotJ resentative of 's pany of M-L3' ingbytlw"'' : name, the triMW into the FvrpW1 bullwhHckerofti to it in hi called it "thel'ick it ,-ver hadstJH5" will find the W"' pursuing it si.awitliasm!") of the liriuw"-! New Vork'.Pj v,w York iJ .,.ui vprv Euwl , l...t f,.r CUt Hl I visit without A theatrical preformations must be some what changed this year. Itwiissaid a few years back that these iiutnltercd 4i),iJiJ, but last year nearly 1,."XJ0 foreign actors came to America, and this sea- tvA citizen. 'The other Bfternoon a " will bring even a greater niimU'r, k,.t Eloris"' "J fellow got me into a discussion over !ot counting a jierfect Hock of variety js ,akiiiganjJ the McKinley bill audi -fni l, ,,. ! m-onle from Knirlruwl nnil ii,.,...i,ti it , ... ,r culin anything of having that is agen t.j i -..ion suimre1 abandoned, tiH still furtlieprtsH will be taken months yet supper feeling hoi. iUt, cmnv ) the t veiling my ,fe remarked, very sweetly and in-imiatingly; "Dear John," she said'i saw an only too lovely piece of goods t.lay and I intend to order a dres, off of it to-nior-row. 'T knew- that who w ill next season make the I'nited 8l(uutcd ne States their happy hunting ground. In wjH be ope.' me past two years bevives of young women have been sent on the stage 4 thei ItillierlO , ... alllllitl as oit-ii"-- m through the dramatic schools, one of j foUrti street. these alone, it is said, furnishing 3.0 j w01ll,i tare to vl' meant fific ot t u..i siia notning for some time. 1 had of I population .which oren-ii ... - . ulou" ana aUj I decided ... , .v I I laid before the coming of the pres entdominant races. If the aceeuiit of jthoNasanionians be accepted as his- toriprj the river they came to fiowinir frow west to east must have been the Nii-r and the northward ranze of iw dw;elish people far more r.Tt..,.:.. twenty-three centuries ago than it js at the present time.' "1 wish that ch new made actresses that actually found employment. During this time, al though newcomers are plenty from all sources, but few have comparatively sjieakiiig, joined "the great majority" or ip would stop bother- ljeen retired; so, taking "one consider- In Grammar. Hingliampton Itepubiican: Teichej What's the past tense of see ;" Pupil Seed. "What's your authority for that form? "A sign in the grocery store.' "What does it sar "Timothy eed." ? "Mi Jictviiiiey bill," I Wi,L He worrit-, the life out of me ith it "O.i, pay John, dear, nav it"' ..i ry wife. Ihm't let it v,.r. . longer! I')l wait till ,xt " d"y 1 promise.! to oar it ti. we have a woman it the helm prettv rocts. Chicago 11 Vico is becoming quite immenselv oratleatvolumin,,. UtemrV r, "W. Mexican! anon with another," the profess ional family at work in the 4,(XJ0 theatres nnd hall throughout the country when the next Wason it at its height will number not less than &0,- V). It is said that K.riirl.'iiul lnu n dra matic family nearly (laiXJO, the mini being larger than ours from tho reason of the greater number of stock com panics and few number of traveling companies sent kiting through the provinces. They know nothing of the 25,000 miles or more of railroading or ita expense of any American company en route from ocean to ocean and from lake to g .lf perhaps in on eaaou. Btaje Newt, , .. ... UllS'1' Hower ar" t nigh wr jowers"- sou yorkMii'lf 'till- "flt WaHlr I wuter. ...iiut t?A e.. .iwf- il.