ft" Hudson, sumonia. j. from it could not and jr. Clerk Aurora, BUack: of ;jm Syrup f business i used the f German Ik o ration. 0tl rung fa HIMl fO h a.i. o t F rend ate 14 VKB Hi. renew Itli and iro.ff.cl- d, l.rala ICHCd, fC, I1MIS- aw force. (lull o- nil U-turne flexion. fto.ls bear i 0 Hoaaro. Specialist wlc. Narr aaata of ASmtitaa f 11,4c. X . .towards iced Vwttu in 'J Keream 41 with 41 tilers jr York. IT Mar sec. Wo re mak Duluth. J, Mlnu. 4 litn I. -'" eulara. York. PHICACO fllbtlMoiC C,(M To A Dial ri 44 0 " 1 VJ5IUlUfc 1W per rent mmeW . Yarn, Neb, . IjajU l-CRni wai T" lie eW'TII Wiper? Weaat jlah Im1 Ini "just the k. In" nl(u itopT nl our I' 111 ketiee . llff TUB NEBRASKA MEWS. 1 ! ViUli of IT en. AVldle lor20-iiuh waists any bet flffirm if v in an Qjlnlf u AiN'in it n, 1 j " J 11 1 V4l(lll IV 1110 J W justly doubted whether the 20-inh waist of Venus de Medici is not sorr.e what too large to be iu proportion with the figure of the average American woman. It is characteristic of women of the highest typo of the Indo-European races the hips are narrower and the waist larger. The American woman appears, iu consequence of her large hip measurement, to have a smaller waist than she actually has. To the un skilled masculine eye a girl with a waist of 21 or 21 inches may seem to her measurement is very nearly what it should be to satisfy the critical judg nient of an artist or her family physi cian. Teledt) lilade. Kleain-ra on the Ocean, There are l.f.OO steamers traversing the four great ocean routes. The first is that across the Atlantic, another by Miez to India, China and Australia. To go ar mid the world that way talus eighty or ninety days and covers 2:t,'XXJ miles. The passage money is Sl.OOO. and the traveler who wishes to go in comfort and case should t.ke another ?I,0iO with him. Another sea route decriLed is that by which you start from San I rancisco and sail around the American continent to New York. 'J'h journey is lOflooo miles long: it takes I, (HID days to covtr it and thu tare is about the same as that around the world. To go arou-.id tlia Cape of Good Hope to Australia and back around Cnpe Horn is about 25X)J miles, and can be covered in eighty-one days. The cost is only STjO. The Hebrew Language. The study of the Hebrew language is increasing in this country, not only among the believers in Judaism, but among Christians, liabbi Schwartz- berg says thas an acquaintance with it is indispensible to scholars, that it is easily learned and that it conveys a vast deal of knowledge in almost nil the blanches of science. Some fishes have horns which are outgrowths of the bone on their heads. The box fish, which inhabits the warm waters of the globe a little fellow six or eight inches long ha? horns an inch in length. A weal liy old man of llordeutown, New Jersey, wno has been paying. 52.50 a week for board for many years, came to the conclusion that such extrava gance must cease and he has therefore got married Probably tho largest alligator ever seen in Lou siana was killed in a small lake on the pl.ntation of II. J. Feltus in Concordia parish. It measured twenty-two feet in length. There isn't much anglooiania about a Philadelphia man now in London. lie has a Philadelphia caterer send him two quarts of terrapin every week for his muidny dinner. It waa long supposed that bees col lected the wax direct from (lowers. Now it is known that if they are kept from plants and fed sugar only they will form wax. Fifteen per cent of the students at tending Svdney university, in Australia are women, whose advancement there is keeping step with their progress ii America. In 1701 the first Russian newspaper was published, and so much interest was taken in it that the great Peter himself wrote some of its editorials and corrected proofs. Tho man without n country lites in pitiable estate, but he isn,t In it for friendlessness with the man who is learning to play the cornet. Albany Argus. Farmers near Leeds, N. I)., are com plaining of the depredations of a herd of antelope that is destroying 'un threshed grain in great quantities. A recent Engl sh invention is a screw propeller in which the blades can be adjusted for manoeuvring or can be feathered for sunning under sail. The prejudice against the wearing of whiskers is reported to be bccomnilng very marked in the leaJing clubs and restaurants of New York City. A German chemist has invented a method whereby petroleum and simi lar liquid hydrocarbons can be ren dered non-explosive. Sturgeon eggs, from Lake Superior, are said to furnish the "genuine impor ted Russian caviare" for this counrty. EVERY BODY That contemplates building or remodeling their bulldlnga should call on or write Irvln 1'rlbble lor anerlnratlona. estimate! and Infor mation regarding Plumbing hteam and Hoi water heating, the heat of reterenee furnished. RntclAcaltons and estimates made free. Come pondonre sntleliad. Address, IHV1M FRIBBLE, Has i SB. York, Nab. I UM11 JAW Remover-Warranted to cur. Leaves no war. IS rents per bottle, postpaid. bVtn. R, Simpson, York, Neb. Sold by drug gists, n nao-a Remedy mt Catarrh Is the I KaaSMt to Vss, and Cbaapeat ) I SotoTaSsorBsil!n U Me. . T. MaatKI , Warren, ra. U His Utile John. It was almost midnight when he came slowly up the three flight of stairs leading to the editorial rooms and knocked timidly at the door. "Come in," called out the city editor, without looking up from his writing. He came in slowly, a tall, middle aged man, too thinly clad for such a cold and stormy night. His wrists and hard bony hands showed red and bare beneath the sleeves of his thin and ragged old coat. He had an honest but ignorant face and an awkward, em barrassed air. He pulled off his old hat and held it iu both hands, while he asked: "Is it too late to get a little notice put into the paper to-night, mister?" 'No; guess not," replied the reporter. "Got it witten T He pointed to a table near his own desk, and the man sat down before it lie took the pencil between his stiff ened fingers, bit at the end of it while in meditation, drew the pad of paper toward him, and began to write. Hut he made slow and seemingly painful work of it. He crossed out a word here and there and his hand trembled strangely. Once he furtively drew his ragged sleeve across his eyes. Then he turned to the editor and said, in a tone of troubled hesitation and ap nea! : "11 -don't want to trouble you hone, sir.but I I ain't used lowritin', an' I never could spell good. If you you had lime to to w rite the notice for nie I'd try to pay you what you Uiink it'd be wutli." Something in tho man's tone and manner touched the editor's heart, and, 'jusy as he was, he said: 'I'll wrile it for you if there isu't too much of it.'' "Only three or four lines, sir." 'Oh, a notice of a meeting, perhaps, or something of that sor't" 'No, sir; a notice of a a" the man's voice died away to a whisper, his chin dropped to his swelling chest, his whole frame trembled, as he said, "a notice of a-death:" "I air very sorry," said tin editor, kindly and with genuine sympathy. "What is the name?" " 'J oil unit-,' we never called him any thing cie. lie was named 'John,' after me, but I'd rather have it printed 'Johnnie.' " "When did he die?" 'This evening, sir. It was very sud den, and it cbmes harder on that ac count, though God knows it would be hard enough if we'd been expectin' it. Such things never come easy to them that loves their children, and I I" He held his faded old hat before his his face for a moment. "How old was he?" asked the editor, glancing with misty eyes at a photo graph in a little red plush frame on his desk, the photograph of a handsome, bright eyed little boy with thick curls nd smiling face. "Four years and six months to a day sir, and our only one. That makes it seem still harder. His mother's 'bout heart-broken, and I I well, it's tur rible hard to sit and watch a little life like that go out, and to think of what the home will be without it. Y'ou got children, sir?'' Theeditor pointed toward the pho topraph, and said: "1 his is my little boy." "He's a sweet-lookin' little feller. 1 hope he'll be spared to you We've got a good photograph of Johnnie. That's one comfort. I would't take a million dollars for it now. Now, how much w ill it be forwritin' andprintin' that notice?" "Nothing at all ' "No? Well, I'm a thousand times obliged, and I I hope nobody'll ever have to write such a notice for you 'bout that little boy of yours." He wiped his eyes with a handker chief wet with his tears, and went dow n the stairs as slowly as he had come up, and back to his poor little desolate home. to walk softly with bowed head iu the presence of death, and to try to com fort his bruised heart with the thought that the dear little boy had gone to join the hosts of heaven. Free Press. t'arlyle and the Bride. We were inside passengers by a mail coach, before it started a young bride and bridegroom on their honeymoon joind us. The bride was charming and Carlyle courteously talked to her about sight seeing and the pleasures of traveling, mounting at limes to higher themes, like a man who never had a care. He got out of the coach for a moment at a roadside inn, and the bride, whom 1 happened to know at Belfast, from whence she came, Imme diately exclaimed, "who is that twaddling old Scotchman who allows no one to utter a word but himself.?" I was so tickled by this illustration of the folly of scattering pearls in unsuitable places that I burst Into a imffaw of launher. which was not easily extinguished. In the evening rarlvle asked me wiiat i naa Deen laughing at so boisterously. I told him. expecting him to do as mucn mused as 1 was. Hut philosophers, 1 suppose, don i line to do Mugueu ui youDi brides, for lie was as much Alnnoarnail hv MM Incident S ft beftU of four and twenty.-C Gavan Duffy In Contwnporarj iteview. Vnuich duels with the small sword re seldom Illustrated with eats, except to the papers the next morolng.- SernnnahaWewfl. I Beportera Honored. Chicago has just erected a mono ment to a newspaper reporter who lost his life in the discharge of his duty. In Minneapolis, not long ago, at the memorial services of the oldest reporter in the Northwest, tho hall packed and euloaistic addresses were made by the Governor and other prominent citizens. It is gratifying to observe that as a rule the members of this profession are advancing in public appreciation and esteem. The reportorial business on our great dailies has developed into both a science and a fine art. It must be done by men and women of education ability, judgment and discrection. It demands persons not only of talent but of character. In addition to work of the most laborous nature there is a considerable amount of responsibility. First class reporters deserve to rank among the learned professions, and the iudustrious, faihful and conscientious roporter is eutitled to the recognition and respect of the community, lie contributes largely to the success of every public undertaking; he gives the people an opportunity to keep well informed upon local events; he de scribed many a good deed done in the interests of humanity, and he proves a wholesome terror to those of evil inclinations. It is a satisfaction to know that his memory is honored; it Is still a greater pleasure to notice that there is a growing appreciation of the inestimable value of his daily services. It Must Hare Rren tlillly. A Georgia man was in Waterbury during a cold snap, lie had just ar rived from the sunny south and his pores were all ope;i. Ha slept at tho Scoville House when the mercury went below zero and the wind blew a mile a minute. "Why," said he, telling of it in hi pleasant southern accent, "the chamber-maid gave me some extra blankets because 1 was from the south. I wor all my underclothes and piled my cloth iug over tho bedclothes. 'Then 1 put the contents of my satchel over ail and piled the satchel it self on top of that, and weighed it all down with the crockery and furniture. If I could have got the door oh its hinges I'd have put that on too. "Ulanie me, sell, 'twas as cold in that bed as it ever was on Plymouth rock." Another southern man who lives here says that Georgian is sure to go home and tell lies about this climate which will give the whole state a chill, Waterbury American. Fasler Trains In Come. That the speed of pasenger trains in this country is destined to rapidly in crease in the near future seems certain. There is nothing in railroad ing that renders such large and quick returns to the management lis catering to the wants and desires of the travel ing public. Nothing so fully exenv plifies this as the immense change that has taken place iu the past five years in tho equipment of through express trains from the seaboard to the weit. The luxury and comfort that can to day be obtained on one of the many limited trains passing over any of the great trunk lilies is in strong contrast to what was furnished five or six years u go, and it would seem that there was not much room for further improve ment in that direction. What the public are now seeking, and what will certainly be furnished, is fast time; and that is appreciated by railroad managers is well evinced by the large stuns that are now being spent to perfect the roadways of the more important lines. Scribner's. Forgotten. A pleasant story is told of how one of the Dukes deXiveruois showed himself willing to forgive and forget. His olive-branch was extended with charac teristic French wit and grace. The Count de Tressan was elected to the French Academy in 1780. He was surprised to learu that the Duke de Nivernois, whose enememy he had been and against whom he had once directed a scathing eplfram, had spoken iu his favor. He haUened to call on him and thank hiir. The conversation turned on general subjects, and de Tressan found no op. 1 ortunity to refer to the past or to make the embarrassed apology which he would, no doubt, have offered but for his host's tacts. Just as be was leaving the Duke said with a mischiev ous kindly smile: "Ah, monsieur, you see how in grow ing old I have lost my memory-"- Youth's Companion. Seemed Unjust to the Man. An Atlanta paper relates an instance that took place in a police court in that city. A woman who had been begging in the streets was brought up as a vagrant for the third time, but on ac count of the repeated offense was sen tenced for thirty days. Wrhereupon she begged earnestly that she might be release 1, as she had a large family to support, and what would her husband and children do if she wa? sent up. The Judge expressed incredulity, a to her having a husband, when a man stepped forward and vouched for her as his wife, and said if the judge would only let her off he would see that she worked in the future and supported her family. The judge distinguished himself by replying that lie would let the woman go and send the man up for six months as a vagrant, since he bad no risible means of support. 1 lie man was marched oat mattering, "No visible means of support? Good Lord! Ain't my wife In court r Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report. WMfx H 4 I l NA ABSOLUTELY PURE Enthusiastic Copyists' She "I wonder why it is that the Japanese are so enthusiastic about everything from America. It is said that they are copying us in everything." He "Until a comparatively recent period the Japanese knew nothing about kissing, They learned that from American", and now everything from America goes," Asking too Much. Ticks: I wish you would buy a ticket to the concert to-morrow night It is to be a benefit to Mr. Screecher he's just lost his wife you know. Wickles: Just lost his wife? Well how many benefits does he want? Boston Courier. "Brown's Bronchial Troches" are of great service in subduing Hoarse ness. Sold only in boxen. A Gcnuulne Honfce- Warming. Mr. Way back "The next time I go to one of Brother Stumpland's house warmings, he'll know it. What "d'ye think the mean cuss did?" Mrs. W'ayback "I'm sure I don't know." Mr. AYayback-"Well, he waited till all the guests had assembled, an' then he led the way to the back yard and set us to choppin' wood." New Ycrk Weekly. The Only One Ever I'rliiteil, Can You Find the Word? There Is a tliree-lmh dlcplny advortlM-nifnt In this iwipcr, this week, whu-h hup no two woirin alike, except one wonl. The mine In true ti each new one appcai-int; each week, from tho Dr. llarter Medicine Co. This house places a "Crescent" on everything they make and pub lish. .ook for ft, send them the name of the word and they will return you HOOK, liKAl'TI Fl'LUTHOHRAl'llSorSAMl'I.ICS KHKli. Her Selection. Mrs. De Fine "Here's my new bon net. Isn't it a darling? Only twenty eight' dollars!" Mr. De Fine ''Great snakes! Y"on said bonnets could be bought at from three dollars up." Mrs De Fine "Yes dear. This is one of the 'ups , "New Y'ork Weekly. The heat in Saline valley, situate in the Yosemite reigion, must be very in tense when animals caught in traps will cook before being released. Such is the story told by Special Agent Nel son, who has been exploring that region for the government. Another story he tells concerns a dog that jumped into a spring to cool himself. After com ming out, the w ater remaining in the animal's fur, soon reached the boiling point and so scalded him that on the next day all the hair came oiT, and in that state the poor dog died. The Germans have various descrip tive names for the grip, such as "blitz catarrh" lightning catarrh, "schaaf shusten" sheep cough, '-huehueziep" crowing, ,-modefieber'' fashionable fever, ect. The Russians call it Chinese catarrh, the Germans often call it the Russian pest, the Itatians name it the German disease, the French call it the Italian fever and the Spanish catarrh. In Long Island sound not far from the north shore of the island, is clearly defined the channel of an ancient river. As shown by the United t-tates survey it is a gorge, having a depth of about sixty feet below the general floor of the sound on either side of it. The gorge or channel was cut into the bedrock of gneiss, the erosion of which is exceed ingly slow. Judge Wheeler of the United States circuit court in New York, having been called upon for a decision as to whether corsets are to be scheduled as a cloth ing or mechnnieal contrivances, wroto an opinion, in which with becoming modesty, he says: "I think they are clothing. 1 am not, however very con fident about it." The echo at the Eagle's nest on the hanks of a buele call which seems to be repeated by a hundred instruments until it gradually dies away in the air. At the report of a cannon the loudest thunders reverberate from tha rock and die in seemingly endless peals along the distant mountains. The most powerful electric light house in Europe is the one at Hans- tholm on the Scow. It eVBft ength of 2,000,000 caudles. 0 WOE'S Uftd in Uniioni f Hooo-iO Yean the 8tac2d Batons The Moat Fertile Keglon in America. The famous Red river valley is by some students such a comparative val ley declared to be the third agricultural region, in point of fertility, in the world, there being one Asiastec and one African valley in the fore ground beyond it. This Red River valley takes in many counties of Minnesota and the most easterly counties of the two Dakotas. It is prarie laud of black soil that once formed the bed or deposit an ancient sea. It reaches up into Canada, beyond AVinnipeg, and Is a great deal richer at its southern end in the United States than in Canada. This region pours its wealth of grain (or a great part of it) into Minnesota's twin cities, there to exchange it for merchandise. Other cereals and cattle are produced beyond this valley m the new Etates, and the valley itself returns the same commodities along with its wonderful output of wheat. Julian Ralph in Harper's. ANTKI):-I)0 YOU WANT TO MAKE FIFTY ' dollars per week at home. Mm. Smith sent bIx doflare ts AlTrcMl Coles for a box or wardrobe l-ouiifie and allowed hi in to send people who ant-wcr his ndvertibiiu-nt to see her lounge, for which he pave a commission w hich iiverujred fri(i per week. If you will do the same iu your dislrict, send fur terms to, Al.l llKIl COLF.S. 470 Myrtle Ave. Brooklyn, S. Y. Manganlne, a New Alloy. Manganine is the name of a new alloy, consisting ot copper, nickle, and manganese, which has been brought on the markets, says Iron, by the German firm Abler, Upas & Angerstein, as a material of great resisting power. The specific resistance of managanine is given as 42 microhm centimeters, that is higher than that of nickeline, which has hitherto passed as the best resist ing metal. Another advantage of manganine is it behavior under variar tion ot heat, the resistance, it is claimed being affected only in a minute degree by high temperatures. It is therefore adapted for the manufacture of measuring instruments and electrical apparatus in general, which are re quired to vary their resistance as little as possible under different degrees of heat. A further interesting fact is that, while other metals increase their resistance by the raising of the tem perature, that of manganine is di minished. State of Ohio, City of Toledo, ) Lucas County , Fit ank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. Ciikney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DuL LA lis for each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this Oth day of Decem ber, A. D. 18811. Teal A. W. GLEASON, - , ' ' Notary Public. Hall s Catarrh Cure Is taken internal ly and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. tySold by Druggists, Too. An Underground River. How many people visiting Florida know any thing about the great fresh water spring in the Atlantic Ocean? This great natural wonder covers an aera of about two acres, is located in the Atlantic Ocean about two miles (east) from tho shore and abeut teu miles from St. Augustice (south). The sil7er-gleamir.tr, white caps are trying to force themselves over the powerful boiling spring. If there was some way of wrapping up a baby so that it would look liko a game bag or a gun, the women would have no trouble in getting their hus bands to carry babies on the streets. Atchison Globe. Sheep have two teeth in the center of the jaw at one year and add two each year untill five years old, when they have a 'full mouth." After that time their age cannot bo told by their teeth. With some 0,000 homicides in the United States there were but 123 legal reductions. Judge Lynch, though: contrived to attend to 1M more. In Ventura county, California thero is r sulphur spring that is hot in the morning and cool In the evening lakin Poudet: 5r f ' t IP