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ING Vf.I.T cnsH only tfjiki-H a fcood rooi ill mi. Sonlv i'fl coma rf-r mh. Color II tin or Iron roolu II. ( lull particular?. KO ('.. UNew Yoiik. led. f MACHINES aflaicand Keuanl (1 II). to 1 !.. he We Cream, led AlllpilKllf 111 a M'H' HmiiiltiK, with fit a!. New li e crm nir Ice rn ain with . ,,. Table (Mere JO all ! Up. ar.vn Isitantank krd In a ui in ii tc an. ,Y & CO., k E trout, Nov York, and Expenses. igcntfl to Sell I to iii:am;iw. jmples Free! JSBEahare ja 6upz lllaatralci "IH AV., CHICAGO ' CATTLE PILLS i LC Ca on sickes. r-m fICK HEAD- 4B(H. 1'hi.yarouM I ft l fMBOVO IIKUMft, dti- y"l flfcl on Ki(l l aMJtd(lrr. conqiur ti. Bervou alu- - n. Krtubll.h ua W bUAILI ACTION. llicliKlrd in tlir ISill. Kell-Doy (txeitedly to liolel clerk) lixlitiiini; has struck through into I'M, sir!" Clerk ' Is 4'.'.l hr.rt Y J!cll-l!oy-' Xo, Mr. He's all rigid." Clerk (to bookkeeper) "Charge t'.l lor extra heat." Life. 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Tin- Only On V.rrr I'rliitr l. an You Find III HonlT Them If a tlm e-liu h rllHilHy mlverltiement In UiIb t'I'r, Ihls it'll, wIjH'Ii Iihuio two ivoulf uilkr, cxii'T't i. lie wor'l. 1 he mme Ik true of each new i.nr nii'iiriiiK ih'-Ii week, from the Hr. Ilnitrr Mediricc Co. Tills hiiui'i; j.!nce u "Crei'f cut" iiii rvi'rvihlnp they make ainl rinli-lli-h. I.i.nk lor ii, nil them thp name of ihc wonl in.M thev will r turn von V'lliK, HICAl'TI H I. I I 1 IIHtillArilrx.r SA.MI'.'S 1 UKK. To Itinrn lllm I'p Kxaminitig Hoard -' What would you prescribe In a case of partial paralysis?" (Jay Young Medical Student "An other drink." Elinira dazeUe. de ftar nurifjim . a on nlll etn Ci.farrtrd In Teat MN Utatl'H frcat I Offtr. hold vtry ft book with Mupl. HI.. St. Louli, Mo. i ONCE. MJi ABORTION. LEUCORRHtti, li FAILURE ) TO BREED, ( NYMPHOMANIA, L QUICKLY J CURED. 'ynrcnta Abnrllnn, rorrhira anil Fall rirrs Ny mpliumanla. Plarrnta. 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TurilBQ iJathl or ladies ami gentlemen, 60 cent eVCutout for future use. I CURE FITS! When I nf I cu-e I do not mean merely to to i-tou i lie m lor a time and then have them re turn ncaln. I mean a radical cure. I have made the lilrente ol FITH. KI'II.ICI'nY or FAI.U I Nil HCKXtH-la ltle-lniiiiatudy. I warrniit inr remedy to cure Iho worst cane. Iteeauan others have lath d la no leaaon for not tiow receiving; a cure, Ivnd at once for a trcatino and a Free Hotlle of in v in fail 1 j Ijlo remedy, (live Kxprcaa nun i out itinec. II. . IUMIT, SI. C. 183 I'varl HI., N. Y. f Si'nn InV I fltxbXtA YR. f UaaftaiMi mul 1 aaaaa awiaiw. U. miitiiir TMiEwaiCiitvTMCj T!tOlsthaeknow14fl Icadlnt raniedr Inr all uf unnatural diarharfM aid private diaeaaaaoi men. a certain en rm for the deblll Utlns weakaesf pacullaf to wnmen. I i-iwribaltana rwitara In reoommeaalac It t The Brijrht Bostonee?. The Boston girl may wear glasses, but she has energy and pii'h when she desires to reach a desired end. One of them recently devised a neat scheme to get her verses, which were usually "de clined with thauks," published. She would send a line or a verse from one of Iter poems to the query colirnn of some pier, and ak from what poem such a lino came, lite name of the poem, and that of the author. A friend, also a rhymster, would send the querist's own poem to the paper with the desired information, and of course it would apjiear in print. The querist would do the s:ime for her "friend," and so on until between them they had the most of their effusions printed. If that doesn't allow genius we are no judges of that JJoston cim- modity. Manchester I'nion. A Uoncless Woman. In the person of Miss Emilie S'-'lls America has produced a woman who, during the pust few nunths, has bsen astonishing London music hall patrons by her wonderful feats of contortion. Some of her tricks surpass the most wonderful of thosn performed by the "snake man," without whom no circus is complete. She discovered that she possessed her peculiar ability by pure accident. Af ter witnessing the feats of a male con tortionist at a theatre one night Miss isells went home, tried to imitate them and to her surprise found that she could do it. Then she commenced to practice with a view of going on the stage and in a short time she had made her spinal column and joints sollexable that the body could assume almost any position. It is the easiest thing in the world for her to turn back on yon, and, with out moving her feet, twist the upper part of her body so as to face you. Another favorite trick of hers is to lie on the stage, raise her right foot, twist her leg and use the heel of her foot as a pillow for her head. Such little things as twisting her legs around the back of her neck are comuiou feats for her. One day she called on Dr. Dwight, the famous Philadelphia physician, whose astonishment at her antics knew no bounds, and he said he wouldn't be surprised to hear of her snapping her Gpiual cord and dropping dead. Miss Sells, however, says that she feels no pain or giddiness when she is on tho stage. Many people thought she used a "snake oil" to limber her bones, and a few have offered her large prices for a few bottles, but the fact is she uses nothing. On one occasiou a visitor forced his way into her dressing room and, snatching a bottle of em brocation, slipped a 810 bill into her maid's hand and (lushed away with tho prize. Miss Sells eats anything light and easily digested, and she nightly prac tices a little before going on tho stage. On the modern stage there are many men and boys who earn a living as contortionists, but very few women. The authorities, however, declare that only women are recorded as performing in ancient Egypt, and but few instances were known of men and boys contorting in Greece and Rome, while in the early Saxon translations of the gospels it is stated that the daughter of Ilcrodias "tumbled" before Herod. A Great Place For Jokers. In Russia the most absurd supersti tions are rampant at the present time. Prophets of evil appear in almost every providence and city. Quite recently such a prophet, anouncing the destruc stion of Odessa, appeared in the theater of that place and camo near creating a panic. In Seipookhov, in tho government of Moscow, a similar, hut more character istic incident occurred. An oflicial announcement was placarded on the street corners. The common people of that ungodly place are unable to read. They requested a man who looked like a priest to decipher for them the con tents of the bill. He unhesitatingly nnd positively declared that it contained tho warning that the city of Ser pookhov would be swallowed in the ground. In less than an hour the news spread throughout the place, and the people abandoned tneir work and began streaming into the fields in large crowds. All the factorios were deserted by the laborers. It took some time before the frightened crowds were restored to rea son and to their regular pursuits; but the originator of tho trouble could not be found. So, also, false prophets, wizards, clair voyants and mystics of this kind have made their appearance in Kharkov, Kursk and Kiev. Happily, in all in stances, serious trouble has been avert ed by the prompt interference of the authorities. At Newport lie (of Her Majesty's troops) I twust, Miss Ethel, there are no political pies around lieahl She (nestling closer)-AYhy, Ethel bert? He Aw you know, upholding American arms, you know. Haw, haw. Amenonn Grocer. Ha Took the Unit, Mr. Fielding: "O, Miss Parson, can you tie a beau knot?" Miss Parson (the minister's daughter, Innocently): "Ko, but papa can." Torkera Statesman. ... The Tonnir Man of Today. Pleasant is the path of the young mini in these days. He is at premium. If a youth 1 well bred, well-drossed, and moderately agreeable, his life is a bed of roses. Petted, courted, feted, he may make a round of visits at the best country houses, dine out every night, bask in the smiles of maneuvering mammas and their exquisite daughters, and do nothing in the world but re ceive these favors with broad non chalance, and utter platitudes in stained-glass altitudes. He is a lily of the Held, and neither toils nor spins. Ami Solomon in all his glory could not hold a candle to one of these. Why. did you ever have a chance to jH-ep into the apartments of one of these rare exotics of the century ? His valet, fur he always has one, may be induced by sullicient bribery to allow you to penetrate its mysteries. There you may gaze upon his fopjieries of silver-mounted dressing-case, luxurious bath, wraps and dressing-gowns, his silken pajamas, his embroidered hose of every hue under the sun, his var nished boots on forests of trees, his ninety pair of trousers, that number being absolutely required to carry him through the exigencies of a fashion able existence; his waistcoats, em bossed, gilded, artistic; his coats and jackets, from the flannels of morning to the tailless dinner coat ho dons at night; his piles of rainbow colored neckties, his innumerable hats, the shining piccadilly tile cheek by jowl on the shelf with the soft yellow silken nondescript, he wears on the polo tieid, and his jewel cases lillcd w ith the rings that adorn his deli cate hands, and studds that glitter on his immaculate expanse of shirtbos om in the evening, and the jeweled pins that hold his cravat in place. Far mose interesting than any coquette's toilet are the paraphernalia and in tricacies of his, and when he sallies forth to sun himself upon the Casino balcony in a dolco far niente, he is a sight to bring tears into the eye3 of the thoughtful beholder. Only in Newport is this choice production to be seen at the height of his glory, and not even inadame's Parisian elegancies of attire can compete with the interest that he arouses in the soid of the wandering excursionist from Tombstone, Ari., who has never gazed on his like before. One of these dandies, in yellow flan nels, striped with white, with white shoes upon his slender feet, a yellow sash of surah silk folded about hit manly waist, a primrose crape necktie with a single huge pearl reposing in its delicate folds, a boukmniere of out pale Marechal Xeil rose a spray ol maiden-hair, and a white Alpine hal on his blonde and hyacinthine locks, sauntered slowly down tho avenue on a sunny noontide last week, with an ex pression of delicious ennui in his aris tocratic features. Opposite James Gordon Rennett's stone villa he camt face to face with a young fellow ol about his own age, dressed iu an ill fit ting suit of pepper and salt homespun: a battered derby that perched back from a good natured, sun-burnt face, and his clumsy square toed shoos had evidently known little of the blacking brush's tender care. But he was the very personification of alertness and vigor; and presented such an amusing contrast to the listless figure of the youth whom he encountered that the latter, not such a fool as he looked, could not help the ghost of a smile at the meeting. But thecountry lad turned and stared open mouthed at the ecstatic vision lounging by Then he looked down at himself with a long fleprecating sigh and the iron entered into his soul. With a sinking sense of his own un worthiness he went back to his western wilds, feeling acutely the groat gulf fate had lived between him and the primrose flannels, and struggling to formulate his dim recollection of that great new truth of the time that "a welt dressed man's the noblest work of God." Ah, yes! As an eye opener. Xewport has advantages not equalled by any other watering place. Provi deuce Journal. The Japanese at the Polls. Not long ago Japan held its first par liamentary election, and the maneer iu which the balloting was couducted cre ated much favorable comment and ad miration among the foreign residents of Tokio, who apparently expected that to see Japanese voting would be equal to a circus. In this they were disappointed. There were at the polls none of those picturesquely comical scenes that had been looked for. Everythsng was prac tical and business like. The qualified electors came to the polls, deposited their ballots and went away. There was about the same sort of electioneer ing that one sees in the United States, minuf the purchasing of votes that is reputed to prevail in some districts. Tho polling places were open from 7 in the morning to Cat itight. Then the ballot boxes were locked up and taken away to bo opened and tho votes counted at leisure tho next day. Thus was accomplished with signal success one of the most remarkable experi ments in all the history of government. Highest of all in Leavening rower. Latest 17. S. Gov't Report Batting Powder ABSOLUTELY PURE Feaatlna; on a f.nfnra IJeu. A Guinea ben was bought and sold, i it was in a littli; market, tucked around i the corner in a little street somewhere beyond the Dartbmoutli street bridge. The man in .charge is a cordial, genial soul, with diplomatic qualities that would have made the world his oyster had he been ordained by fate to shine at courts and among embassadors. In stcad.'he sells oysters and game and other things with a degree of conversa tional suavity that is not to be gain said. jl e is the friend of the guinea hen. 'What small bird have you that will toil quickly?" he was asked. '"A quail. Yon want a quail, for quails are" "Xo, I don't want a quail. I want something that everybody wouldn't Oder lirst thing. What have you?" A small, plump, yellow meate.l fowl was briskly and appreciatingly held forward. "Here's a young guinea hen, Broiled, you can't tell it from Knglish pheasant. Cheap, too; only forty cents." Meekly he was answered, "Hut it isn't game, and 1 want game." "Well, now, 1 dont know about that," said the guinea hen man. ,-You might call it game. It comes from out west and a guinea hen ha.3 a remarkably wjld nature. She never lays an egg in a nest. No.ma'ani, she goes off by her self into a wild thicket somewhere and lays it on'tho ground and hides it. A nd you don't catch her roosting in a shed. She likes to get up ia a tree to roost too. I call a guinea hen pretty gamy myself. Pine flavored meat loo; you can't tell it from English pheasant, broiled." The vision of the guinea as a tame, squawking, disagreeable, speckled, sel fish, conceited, ever-at-home foreign in truder in the barnyards of the land not quite vanished before the. guinea man's discription of his game fowl. He was asked, "Do many people like guineas?" "Ma'am, they're fashionable," said the giinia man, with compassion. "Lots of people come here from the black bay to get a pair of them. In the winter, you see, folks' tastes get kind of skewered up and they want something different, and ouco they hear of eating guineas they try 'em." "Please split the fashionable thing ready for boiling," said the purchaser. "I on will take it," sold the guiuea man, with a joyful, conqueiing smile. "Cranberry jelly is good with it," he added. 'Shall 1 Bend it?" "Xo, I'll take it." Xo one else should carry it. The purchaser walked slowly across the bridge in the winter sunshine with the guinea half hidden in a paper bag under her muff. There followed within doors an inspiration with a cha fing dish. "Twas no brou, as the mar ketman suggested. 'Twas a cream fricassee, aesthetically suited to Ilia me diocre development of garuiness in the guinea hen. There was an olive and there was an appreciative guest. 'The banquets of Lucullus were vanquisehd in imagination. What were a few pea docks' tongues in a Roman villa to a whole guinea hen in a Boston fiat? Boston Transcript. IVIint Comes After T 7 Tnero is a charming young widow in south Minneapolis, according to the Tribune of that city, who retains a 5-yoar-old girl as tho only pledge of her dear dopartod. Tho little one has just bogun to learn her alphabet A gentle man called upon tho widow the other evening. Of course, the fond mother wanted to show off her child. Taking up a newsgaper and pointing to the big letters in an advertisement, tho mother said: "What letter is that ?" "A," res)Knded the child. "And what comes next?" "B." "And what comes next ?" "C," lisptid tho little one. Tbo inquiry was pursued still further, but along toward tho end of the alpha bet the little girl lost hor boarings and never answorod a question. Plually the gentleman thought ho would put a fow questions. He began with this one: "What comes after T ?" The ohild looked him straight In the eyes as she answered; "A man to seo mama." , A Sad Mistake. Fruit Vender "I feela bada." Faithful Wifo-"Why you feels bada?" Fruit Vender "One of the peaches 1 sella thata man was gooda. Or Onus tho I'mce. I don't believe in allowing domestic to get the upper hand. I make my servant keep her place. You are lucky. Ours never does for more than three weeks. Anis.icm. Qrecex. Helping Mother. "Please mem, I'm a poor little boy try in' to help mudder. Won't yer give me yrr old nosepapers?" This is tho plainliro appeal that many of the residents of Fifty-seventh street, west or Sixth avenue, N. Y, have frequently lis'.ened to of late. The little fellow who thus seeks to help his "mudder" is not over seven years old. He has a bright interesting face, which Is always clean, and his clothes, though well patched, are neat. He is loath to accept gifts of money, but he solicits old newspapers on the theory that after they are a few day old they are useless to their owners and are bound to find their way into the fire. He sells them to tailors and small shopkeepers for 20 cents per hundred, and he makes from 40 cents to II each week that way. Be has worked up what he calls a "cumf'tablo route," and he makes his rounds twice a week with a very cheerful though business like air. Saturday Evening Post. The Labor of Veara. 'ilinmas D. Bidlinger, of Govans town, is the owner of an antique work of mechanism. It is the result of years of labor of and old clock maker of Surnberg, Germany. When the clock strikes the hour two beautiful German airs are heard in succession, and on a platform atvo the dial twelve small figures of men and women, about five inches high, dance in couples. Musicians aro seated in the rear of the figures performing on tho cornet, drum and clarionet. A clown appears clapping his hands and moving his mouth. A figure appears on either side of the platform and makes a polite bow. The clock plays twenty fourdiffe rent German tunes. The vicinity of Palermo, Italy, has yielded thro remarkable human skeletons, one in 1110 one in 1516, and the last in 1570. The first was twenty one, tho second thirty, and the third thirty-four feet in height The Indian soldiers so far have con ducted themselves exceedingly well. They have good military bearing, ar courteous to their officers and take ex cellent care of their armea, equip ments and horses. ONE OF ENGLAND'S JUDGES. Sir Jaraoa Hansen Promoted to Position of Lord of Appeal, Str James Haonea, who presided orsr the fameus Famell commission, has recently been appointed lord of appeal la ordinary by Prime Minister Salisbury. He bad previously been president of tho probate, dirorce and admiralty division of tbe High oourt of Justice. His prede cessor in bis new position was Sir James Peacock, who em nun nsrm. died recently. Str James is regarded aa one of the ablest judges In England. He was born in 1S21, Is a jrraduate of Heidel berg University, and was admitted to tn bar In 1848. lie built np a very extannlva practice, mainly in commercial business, and was connected with man' celebrated cases. Be was counsel for tha successful claimant In the famous Bbxcws bury case before the Hmiso of Lords anil wo for some time counsel to the treasury department. He was appointed a juatlca of the Queen's Bench in loOt and in 18T8, was appointed to the Prob&to and Divert court. H has been a member of th Court of Appeals since 1551. B is bees known outside of England by his connec tion with tbe great contest between Mrl Parnell and the London Time, backed b the Salisbury government, and tn wlilcV, tbe belt legal talent In England wae aria rayed on either side. Ha had th honor of knighthood conferred upon Mm soma years ago and Is a member of th privy, council. Mean Caesar. A recently conscreated bishop of the Episcopal church has a youthful son who not long ago asked his Sunday school teacher who was tho stingiest man mentioned in the Bible. The teacher saw that the lad wanted tha opportunity to answer the question himself, so he said: "I don't know, do you?" "Yes,, cassar," was the reply, "Why Crosar?" asked the puzzled teacher. '.Why, don't you see T said isidtheboy, "the pharisees gave our Lord a penny, and when he asked them Whose suscription is this?' they said, -Ciesar's,' and I think he must have been a pretty mean man to give so little." Sakin Utd b I,mVr?J tf Hcs-9 Yens tka Ct3id.V Varh, Kb.