The Sioux County journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1888-1899, August 13, 1891, Image 5

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A. Be
r : t V'tmver fur f)vi
x It ; ivc me s;rt at relief. I
; , all ly.Mitics as a
EooJ remedy
V.r-rron. General IX-aler,
Levis, yufiiec, writes: i
i' ....., f Pluivpr with llie
lugust
Flower
r n.irnnst,n. Engineer and
.' -.;, i. tr1n-v Australia.
" '. '. ,,. in fiiv raw It art-
coff.pi"11 "
klieanira-.ie.
Ceo Gates, Corinth, Miss. .writes:
:.w vnnr Aueust Mower the
L remedy in the world for Dys-
FTFJ wai BlulWl utau Him
it disease, but used several lx)ttles
', i.,'m.ct Flower, and now run-
Lrmvsetf a well man. I sincerely
lmm this medicine to suiter-
tlmaianity the world over." 1
Q.G. fiKtt, Dole iianuiauuiti,
Woodbury, Xcw Jersey, U. S. A.
ACADEMY
AND
Select School
f F THE
oly Child Jesus,
LiM ol..., M-.HUA-.vA.
LlMtiSOlixl "fl-illlCrtl lijr HIU-r Of U
J(.,i) I'hilil Jia from
troa HlH. I'lillnnVlphla rnnf Ivanla,
ores u n.r.lin and Dkjt School for
YoUtlg llltMI,
ONDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 1891.
im:t irill fiml in tM uWir ell t'-e
if of .ri(i.M an i rwan-il Imron for it'll
I.....H. A r-..,r.rtiffh tiiMftil mi arnrim
jr. n !( 1 io Ui mural iiiii.run ant ol
I;Jrtnw of rWijj on bo obetacle to the ad
fur iaiUC'4rt, aiMreai
k MOTHER SUPERIOR,
Curi'Hit of th Hoi j Child Jwoji,
ltth. and l! street.
ISCOLH, .... NEH1USKA
137-8 .
OtlSUHPTION.
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M N. T.
From the 'Pacific Journal."
TOnS HAIR DYE
Ws lmi!te natnr 10 prfrrtl,n ; It ac t
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'in ! It was Vi rv !.::r.i f,.r V
Ur v ,t II.-M l".r the rea;,- the M.-..tliiig of the pe.ii,;...
v irum-r il nt.; tl,.it was
id b- h-il fur the , iur v,!i m:-:,t hap.
' l'"u"- ,l",t ""J- l : his old bua! thai uomM ,,,-ver be ol any
h:ii.i If. lie ..I ,..; . . '
1 ri .11 ini'u aeio-s in
tn Id afUr th'j iiiiiiii lu
iiih of barley, nigh
v.e iji''!it all be
liuve a measure full and
! Oh. vou cleaners, to
your
wliiie he v., a 1 r s i
and was t-v-'ry m
l'rartii-al use-; but
vcit i al Ix in fame. :nwl tt i,,i.i
.'taped, instead of rak.ng i
Uo low, it w is, by the
land, left in iu phu'e. . ti
wneii the deluge
of tiie mountains
it. an farmers (iiaijii ared hke tiie backs of sea mon
..e cus.om or the Mer.t, and the elenhaiits Lished
.1 tut! poor, lury, c;ai ni-d th
coining aluiii.; that way might glean it
Htm I'el llit ir bread, l.iit. XlU WIV. ! ffluK.! m hiit mra saltw uiwl in fl.a
conviction ? down she nt and gathered more
-d, and devils tor-! st.-av, s until the had another sheaf, and
t.irkuess thickened! ; aiiuther, and then she brought them all
riifci oiiiiced upon to.-tl.a and Ehe threshed them out.
: iiaiKebt Lour you and i lie had an e
I'r.-t found out 1 a Lu-.heL Oh that
:iwhii.- y.,u went in-! gleai.-r-.!
i s i ,erey:you j 'j'la re lire a few moments k-ft worth
. 's of divine ; tie ;::.-;.!, iuf... Xovv, lin! ii. to the field:
li.ore sheave ' Mav e:,ch nut
'in-:.. .:. over
tin'L.I i; And if there be in
hwix-h.tld an aged one or a sick rela
tive that is not strong enough to come
forth and toil in this lieli, then let
Ilntli take home to feeble Xaoml this
sheaf of gleaning: "lie that goeth
forth and weepeth, bearing precious
seed, shall doubtless come again with
rejoicing, bringing Lis sheaves with
him." May the Lord God of Kuth and
Naomi be our portion.
L die.. Use. tiie Gun.
Ofl te ladies' rille matches have be-
THE MOST PLEASANT CATHARTIC LIVER PILLS EVER MADE.
AOJLi UiUO i. IsLsnun. m. v w
. ... -..-, a cA- .nnluinl. lii'Knpniiiii. Poor DlaTM
nurui mmu mm- M.MM ; - --- M
. Kesulale l.e H r-; a . Cure Brou.c jm- .r..T,Tuii, re-
VmhU and ntrrr Oil In a .Ingle Instance, it ceaut, five bolUee for i.
ol by K. ti. K WHT A U. CMCHH).
to
inn.
gos-
ah to endure
in Ids day
build the ark,
quizzed about
rVh.
v mi ,ay, : rej
iiat ii the in m ail tht -,t
bfchh) to Ituth and Namiii'r
loo old and fiehle t ) g.-t out and toil! Christ, h
In the sun, and can you expect that ' uiwl a j
s lashed up in
i-ir li.-imlrf ov.t fl
d.-ou ned World, tic n Xoali lu his ark
and
harvest j safety of Lis family, mid looked 'out eir
Mauiiit is ; the wreck of a ruined earth.
nded of persecutors, de-
low, worse maltreated than
JiUth, tiie young and the lieautitul, the thieves on either side ot the cross,
should tan her checks and tlibttr l.er Iiuinaa hate smacking its lips in satis"
hands in tiie harvest ii, hi -" (action after it had been draining his
Uoaz on us a lare farm ami l.e goes ' last drop or Lhwil, the sheeted dead
out to ve '.ho reapers gather iu the ! bursting from the sejmlchers at His
grain. Cluing tiicre i ,nl behind liic 1 cruciiixion. Tell me, Oh, (iethseinane
swathy, gun-brow ne l reapi-rs, he be-: and (lolgotlia' wa re there ever darker
holds a beautiful woioan gleaning alt'ines than those? Like the boom of
woman mure l.t. l barn ur it i the niidlik'ht sea acailist the rock, the
ti on a throne than to sloop a;m.ng the ! surges of Christ's anguish heat against
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J. C. KILXER, I'res.
R A. KILNER, Sec
York Foundry and Engine Company,
MAKVFACTTKEES AND DEAI.EI1S IN
Ah.that w.
eventful
sheaves.
day!
It was Ime at lir.-.t sight. Hoaz formn
an attaciiiuent for the womanly gleaner
an attachment fall of undying In
terests to the church ni Cod iu all ages;
while I uth, with an i phah, or nearly a
bushel of barley, gees home to Naomi
to tell her the succe.-ses and adventures
of the day. That Kuth, who left her
native land of Moab in darkness and
iouineved through an undying nhec
the gi-.tes of eternity, to be echoed back
by all the thrones of heaven and all the
dungeons of hell. JJut the day of re
ward comes for Christ; all the pomp
and dominion of this world are to be
hung on His throne, uncrowned heads
are to bow before Him on whose head
are many croons, and all Hiu celestial
worship is to come up at His feet, like
the humming of the forrest, like the
rushing of the waters, hke the thunder
ing of the seas, while all heaven, rising
come, vtry popul ar in Bermuda, where,
during the summer months, the need
of some outdoor amusement less excit
ing than lawn tennis was much felt
!-'oiue one hit upon the idea o riflo
-ni", d aH association was
formed called the "Ladies' lirmuda
Kitle Association." It at once became
popular; meetings were held for prac
tice every week and during the first
week in every month took place. The
competitions were limited to riiles not
exc-teding i00 calibre, and the shooting
of the ladies was extraordinarily good,
many "highest possibilities" having
been made at 10J yards, and there being
some talk of shooting up to 20J or even
3tXJ yards. Mrict discipline, necessary
to prevent accidents, was enforced on
the ranges, and everything was carried
out as nearly as possible in 'Wimble
don fashion." Altogether the new
pastime afforded a very great amuse
ment, and combined well with other
games at afternoon parties, while, so
far from be.112 a masculine exercise, as
some carping critic suggested, it wa'
very generally agreed that it was, i
anything, a more feminine pastime
than lawn-tennis.
MILL AND ELEVATOR SUPPLIES,
Engines, Boilers, Pulleys, Shafting,. Pipe and Steam Fittings.
All Kinds of Castings made and Machine Work done to order on short notice,
fctore Fronts, Water Works Castings. Complete Steani Outfits
promptly furnished or repaired.
CovroBpondonco Solicited..
Bk. rmnurHTrO'S tHBItXH RFO CROSS DlHOM BRHD
vpunvpcivi riiS
4
Iir5ll.p-l.bMrt l,M.pink .r.,.rr...rd.er.. jt l Uj.
ld.OVtt Tctiinool!. JVam. rap"
M kj all Lmai VrioliU.
CHICHCSTCR CHt-ICACMjjJJ
Curee where all eUe f U. Pleasant and agreeable to the
taste. Children take it witnonl ODjecuon. nj arogBisui.
tion for her mother-in-law, is in the on their thrones, beat time with their
Hi
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p.
ee Trade Prices
j l'rtt rtmn l
M;wHifcii oniv
Sewing afinm -ame
r.U : nrii-ttr lth N't at
Ut hmrni r.ii w iff
ir mr. 4 ,r nn'V il
f(H orfi ,r f.Al A nf t:t"
iw tvi, in Si, A, bcttil.n i O., t -3 W
t-t'rf'j, III
IV rrtf m rumm to ITAY CUSEO.
II I LV Lit We want the name nd
-i ..nrr in thai
arrwui c7 '-
ICTUIr U. S, and Cn!. A4dr
0 FIT FOLKS REDUCED
fjww ,,t ia fh,." for rlrral.ni Mm, wllh .
Ei2JilVllKlt, Mtrtk'.TIiimlr.l1linwu.lll
riwM
.ioti)AV
aeatiral wc;f
art Tata lima . .
D .Bicima.tu.
Drnraa.
uCiSr tauf akMt iMcallar
IMluiltiiiamifll. la raeoainiaaalai
iHwtiii,!!- 3 all aaBr
The larant tock of Artift.
dl Eye in the Wt. An -
ddr mllotrinif purchuMf
to ulrct on or me
. 1 , . v. ., . ...urlna
l- . 11.ru viie - . -
WW 6 Offiea, ifit Suit U, Chiriifo, Hi.
L t IK.B. A. CAMrlKLU,
y nd operating urreon to the ChlrC
TW E ( ollt. I'.tienU t diunc Uo
,i T lucre, anu w.. n
'ularl board and lodaina at raonble rau.
iPLStcnrcDbi
I ovmn mtuu
r L. MIOt list rMt
A WKT.WAUACM CO
lA .15
Or Morphine Habit
-lniiim
r- . COLLI It
I ' PaliiUaaOi
K?1 fi at hnma wlthoot an 7 lniniptlw
JwaiMrj bnirinaaa. Hook Ml tim Ui any a.U
iT"; . ""iilr.u 0f oriainal twtimonlala of
2k?6 ""tolWa f. r inartl..n atmrof
Kormil a ... . ijii.ii.. lion.
Jk'lMfo, lit, V. O. traut Nl Humeri
l. - 1 aan.j
B. CO I.I.I Ufa Orlalnal Illar.oarar
ralnUaa Oplaan AnlMoie.
MlHIIlllWII
Ntt?lM mr khoicihi
aiumm m iiri
harvest Held of i'.oaz. is allianced to
one of the best families In Judali, and
becomes in after time the ancestress
of Jesus Christ, the Lord o glory!
Out of so dark u night did there ever
dawn so bright a morning.
1 learn, iu the first place, from this
subject how troubledevelopescharactcr.
It was bereavement, poverty and ex
ile that develod, illustrated and an
nounced to all ages the sublimity of
lluth's character. '1 hat is a very un
fortunate man who has no trouble. It
was sorrow that made John I unyan
ha better dreamer, and Dr. Voung the
better poet, and O'Connel the better
orator, and Bishop Hall the better
.rPiicber and Havelock the belter
soldier, ami KiUo the better encyclo
pedist, and Kuth the better daugnwr-
in-law. . , t
Airain. I see in my u-xl me uuj
of unfaltering friendship, 1 suppose
ti, uerR nleiitv of friends lor ,aoim
while she was in prosperity; but of alj
-,cr acunainlaiices how many were
willing to trudge off with l.er toward
Jufheawhon she had to mane umi
lonely journey? One-the Heroine 01
my text. One-absolutely one. 1 sup
t. when Naomi's husband was living
and they had plenty of money, and all
things went well, they had a great
many cailersjbutl suppose after her
husband died, and tier proper, ,
and she got old and poor, sue was ma
troubled very much with callers. All
the birds that hang in the bower while
the ,i.n shone have gone to their nests
now the night has fallen.
Ml, these beautiful Sliniioueis ui.u
.oread out their color in the hour!
r nlwavs asleep when me
ullJ ... . - .,...
1. .., down JOU nau piuinj.
IS " a , i.i,... .n m
friends when he was me nu.u.
Uz but when his property went and
the trials camo, then mere weio .. ..
u'el . ...t,.re,l as Eliphazthe
Bomiien mau 1
Temanite, and l'.uuau me m..,
Zophar the N'aamathite.
Lifooftenseemsiooeni.lv... h ,
..... .1,0 inceessfiil bhiyor pulls d ,wn
Il he other men into his lap Let sus-
.lcions arise aooui, -v - : ,
iah becomes like a bank in a panic,
. ,. ..... im,.oiat..on9 rush upon him,
ana an me ... - .,,.
ad break down in a uay ,
Z which i due Ume would have had
. trength to defend itseii 1 ero .o
..... i.... .nlf ii ren-
refutations thai nave,.
tuiy . na u vnit. (pllHllu
;:g1t;:;;fa8.i,p.rr
otisUch. a m
ceturypla..t. irU
LcarllcwneM - - .
1 o adversity as in days ol pros
lnd ti vidhaiauch a friend In
Pf'rlty'. J ".,.... iid such a friend in
SU IS whoneverforgottheircause;
r; ?, , hafn-ndinunesiphonis,
P,iul had b utu ci,riSt had such
the cross, ' t ni0 not
ee to turnfrom follow.
t0,ea:U.t C!; or whither thou goest,
I"-""" .. w thou lodg.
1 n' n
But
sun
of
lodcest, 1 win
iwiU(?o;" - 01llei
WgeithyPl'-je thoudiest
andy'G: d herew,il be buried;
the i" , , t,ee and me."
Vtien you starieu v
scepters: "Hallelujah, for tiie Lord
Cod omnipotent reignetli! Hallelujah,
tiie kingdoms of this world have be'
become the kingdoms of our Lord Je.
sus Christ."
Jt seemed to be of no importance
that J u bal invented rude instruments
of music, calling them harp and organ
hut. thev were the introduction of all
the world's minstrelsy, and as you hear
the vibration of a stringed instrument,
even after tiie lingers liav-j been taken
away from it, so all music now of lute
and drum and cornet is only . the long
continued strains of Jubal's harp and
Juhal's organ. It seemed to be a mat
ter of very little importance that Tubal
Cain learned the uses of copper and
iron; but that rude foundry of ancient
days has its echo iu the rattle of Birm.
ingham machinery, and the roar and
bang of factories on the Merrimac
Again, I see iu my subject an illus
tration of the beauty of female indus
try. Behold Ruth toiling in the har
vest field under the hot sun, or at noon
taking plain bread with the reapers, or
eating the parched corn which Boaz
handed to her. The customs of society
of course have changed, and without
the hardships and expostiro to which
Ruth was subjected, every intelligent
woman will lind something to do. 1
I know there is a sickly sentimentality
on this subject. In some families there
are persons of no practical service to
i ho household or community; and
.i.. i. )i,o,-o am so manv woes all
lliouu - -
am.iud about them in the world, they
soeiid their time languishing over
,,,-w pattern or bursting into tears at
midnicrht over the atory oi some iovbi
....... .i.t l.-inself! Thev would not
WHO
.honntolookat Ruth carrying back
n.Hl.arlev on the way home to
Nacrui. All this
ner ui"..... ,
(won, usness may seem to do very
Un while they were under the shelter
, .....I. r-, ii,.. r' house: but when the
Ol uicu x.-"" '
winter of misfortuna comes, what ol
., . .. i..,iiuHii.iiV Persons under in-
tnese uuiivui""
.ii,.ni nareiitatre may get upon them
...,i.. habits of indolence; but when
they come out into practical life their
SOUl Will reCOll WllU UlSgUSI, aim ui.
... 'I '1 . V w ill feel in their hearts
grin. 1 j , , i
what tha poet u dcvicv
when he said:
Vlk. are no awkward. thinK so It. polite,
T o 'reel.-Riu.tly piiineJ irnm morn 1 11 night.
Tlirotigli that gate of indolence how
.,i and women have inarched,
useless on earth, toa destroyed eternity,
i-oinola said to Sir Horace A ere: "Ut
.. toit did your brother'die?" "Of hav-
m othin to do, ' was the answer
...Uirsaidl'ihola "that's enough to
kUlanygetienilofus" 01. can it he
nossible in tlds wrlu' "UU1U ",UV
S suffering to boallovn.ed, so
..h darkness to uo em's'"1--"'.
....i.iirilens to be carried, thai
there is any peou who cannot hud
anvthing to do f , ..
, - i.fr I icai u 'V
value of gleaning. Kuth going into
iTharvest field mignt Jiavo said:
It ere is a Btraw, and there is a straw,
no what is a straw V I can t get any
Kylotn.ymy8elt or my mothcr-in-n
w out of these separate straws '
Sot so ild that beautiful Ituth. bhe
Shored two straws and put them to-
;uough tomake.lieaf. Putting that
Children Who Work Ten Ilours
a liay.
Samuel Gompers, president of the
American Federation of i abor, looks
upon the employment of young chil
dren iu mercantile houses as a serious
eviL
"There are no statistics," said he, "to
show the number of children under
fourteen years of age thus employedi
but it must be large. 1 believe' that
some children under eight years of age
are employed in mercantile houses, ana
I knew that their wages seldom exceed
two dollars per week, while for a single
day's absence, they are docked much
more than a singls day's pay. The av
erage pay is probably not more than
11.30 per week, and many small cnil
dreu receive but one dollar per week
There has been no attempt to organize
children into labor unions because the
hing is impossible. They could not
act of their own volition. The hours
of children in mercantile houses are or
dinarily irom 7:30 a. in. to C:3J p. m.,
and in the holiday season as late as 10
p. m. Many SUCH cnuureu am act uj
work not so much from the need as from
the greed of parents." New York Re
corder.
The National Medical association
Iiavo recommended to congress t
create another cabinet officer to be
designated The Secretary of Publio
Heal
Cure for C'oujrh or Cold. As
I ern aa tl.tira i a I lip si io-llf PSt. linenftjnAHfl
OUVIl HO .... IU .u ...uw. .p.. ....'.' . . . . .
of the chest, with difficulty of breath
ing, or indication of Cough, take during
the day a few "Jirowu's Bronchial
Troches." 25 cts. a box.
Probably the rarest stamp in ex
istence has just been sold in London
for 250. It is an American 5 cent
stamp issued at Battleboro, Vt , in 1840-
Our O d Fire Company.
"That was a gay old company that we
uninnnA.i t I nwnv liftp.if in '68 when
you and I 'ran with the machine. Do
you remember that big fire in Hotel
Bow, one freezing night, when fifteen
people ware pulled out of their burning
rooms and came down the ladder in
their night clothes; and how 'Dick
Greene brorght down two 'kids' atot.ee
one in his arms, the other slung to his
back? Poor 'Dick'! He got the catarrh
dreadfully, from so much exposure, and
suffered five years or more. We
thought ence he was going in confutnp-
. ut finnllv hA hoard of Dr.
HUH Bum. " " " -' ' " , - -
Sge'a Catarrh Remedy, and tried it,
and it cured him up as souDd as a Hint.
I tell you, Joe, that catarrh remedy is a
grent thing. It saved as good a man
and as brave a fireman as ever trod shoe
leather."
Did you ever, when writing to soma
one hundreds of miles away, wish that
your missive could be there instantly?
Well, that wish can now be realized,
and presently you may sit down at your
desk and taking up a stylus, one end ol
which is fastened to the top of an up
right movable rod, dash off a note, every
letter and line of which is being repro
duced in fac simile before y,he eyes of
your correspondent in a distant city.
This feat is now being performed by tha
Writing Telegraph company, of New
York, which holds the patents of this
interesting invention, and Henry Ethe
ridge, the electrician, perfected it. A
line is now in operation between New
York and Pittsburg.
Offer Accepted. '
Nerrons Passenger (to mother-of
howling imp in parlor car) "Madam,'
Is there anything any of us can do to j
to pacify your little boy ?" uA j
Fond Mother (of spoiled child) "Ola,
thank yeu, yes; your are very kind.
You see, the dear little fellow wants to
throw his lunch at the passengers, and
I was afraid they wouldn't like it. Just
stand where you are, please. Now
sto p crying, my pet This kind mutts
man wants you to play with him." i
Mew lork Weekly. i
A Bride's Fine Delicacy.
Boston Courier: In the good old
city which has been immortalized in
itorv as Rivermouth, it chanced that
a couple who did not move in the mod
exalted social circles and from the
most refined sentiments might not have
been expected, were united in the holy
bonds of. matrimony upon the day
which followed the funeral of the first
wife of the groom.
Tim conventional sense of propriety
in the neighborhood was shocked by
this haste in furnishing forth the mar
riage tables with the funeral baked
meats, and upon the niglit ol tne wed
ding a couple ot sonsot iieuai gamereu
themselves together and went to sere.
nade the bridal pair with horrid uproar
of horns and pans and guns.
The. charnvari was at its height, arrfi
all the region was aroused by its hid
eous noise, when the bride appeared
darkly at the window above the riotous
crowd, and with supreme feeling ap.
ne.-iled to their delicacy.
t . , ,. . . . .
"Ain t you aslianieu, Bue cneu in
hot indignation, "to come here making
a disturbance like this when we had a
funeral only yesterday."
lie Drew The Lino.
"Well, Penn," said Hannibal, survey.
jug tllo IU01U l.litit.n.j, juu iiioc
mi'dity snug quarters nere ior a uacu-
rior, I must say books, papers, photo
graphs of pretty girls stunners too.
Hello! here's a scrapbook (examines
and turns to Penn with a look of disgust)
Oh I say, it can't be possible that you
laugh at tlieso so-called humorous para
graphs?" ' Excuse me," replied Tenn coldly.
"You are unjust 1 write them; Ida
not read them." Harper's Bazaar.
'So U telle NtKd.
xfrn Tti.mk The paper tells of a
postmaster who was appointed by
John Quincy Adams, and has held the
position ever since. us u ""
" .... A ,nii An vnn think V
uany kouu uii,i uv. j -
Mr. Blank (nn experienced citizen
Oh, not at all, not ai an. i was u uu
usually poor omce.-Hew York weekly
Items of Interest.
There are over-1,000,000 square miles
in Labrador that have never been ex
plored. A new thing in Paris cabs registers
the time and distance covered and the
cost of the trip at the various distances.
An enormous flow of natural gas, esti
mated at 3,000,000 feet per day, was
struck at Summerland, three miles from
Santa Barbara, California, on Thursday
last
The longest American' railroad tun
nel in the Hoosick tunnel on the Fitch
burg Railroad, four and three-quarter
miles; the St. Gothard tunnel in Europe
is niue miles long.
The larcrest library in the world is
that founded by Louis XIV in Paris;
thero are 1,400,000 volumes, lio.uuu
manuscripts, 300,000 maps and. charts,
and 150,000 coins and medals.
An excellent wav of testing tea is to
put a teaspoonf ul in a glass of water
and shake it thoroughly. If the tea is
pure the water will be a pure amoer
tint, but if adulterated, strongly colored
The Atlanta (Ga.f Constitution says
the crop reports which come in from all
sections of the State indicate that the
Georgia farmers have this year been
peculiarly and bountifully blessed of
Providence.
The Roumanian government has of
fered prizes to the architects of all na
tions for the best plans for its new
assembly and senate chambers. The
first prize for each building is 3,000;
the second, 81,500; third, $000.
Trade marks were known in ancient
Babylon; China had them as early as
1000 B. C: they were authorized in Eng
land in 1300; Guttenburg, the inventor
of printing, is said to have had a law
suit over his trade mark.
carrawiTiaio
An imitation of Nature
that's the result you tvant
to reach. With Dr. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets, you have it.
They cleanse and renovate the
whole svstem naturally. That
means that they do it thor
oughly, but mildly. 1 hey re
the smallest in size, but the
most effective sugar-coated,
easiest to take. Sick Head
ache, Bilious Headache, Con
stipation, Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, and all derangements
ot the Liver, utomacn ana
Bowels are prevented, relieved,
and cured, rureiy vegeiaDie,
perfectly harmless, and -gently
laxative, or an active cathar
tic, according to size of dose.
As a Liver Pill, they've been
imitated, but never equaled.
KN.U.Yoik Neb.
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PHiES
Used in UilUon of Homes jo Year the Standard