ist i a gentle-ialden-on- 1 XT V Ull, It. S., ?areis, who n which it lade up bis Jungs, and preparation f my family It is con Ve consider Indigestion, jipauon ii used My wife iia. and Jfter fating, bwever, re Iv wife fre- 1 1 am going "we are out jist Flower, nkyou had i I am also , and when tor two tea Jot a day 01 imoved." 3i we 01 is at aty curts nil rfis ar:cr.4 purusiUn. (stem, which the a ajfrvid w ii the ft Vect-ihtrs an I nuHiix c:it iri h, V dit-:tiw.-, can- WRtMe dioaci, eruption. r:it.irrli, , 95 it.1 ir.es ee. 1 hi 1 the unli-rfiits. The rncrr, ( l;iy Co.. S Drnir Co., and lel. Sold by ail !:$s Bank "3 In Dimes JjENTS. M CO.. t, Me fork Wmcrlyof Ka' 4t urinary ili. aalcktt in the led and hi(hiy I elation, poai a, Canad.t and trr1m-n. It is eUy carried in tor I;, ciit hy att'e no strict er can Pill a id srer, Clay t'o., aruy Co., a.m for dike iserges ill eeofmen. A rtkrdMl .aeeas psceuiar Haaflfaelsera sending It t PHXS.-The f upon the mm suppression o( eablt-s prculiiir to f. Warranted to 9 refunded. The Jk Indie are liable r irrrjfular men f $C Scut hy mail llt'd by Goodman Co.,l.naha, Neb. Mleltor, R. T. 4h.ffon, l. C lavltoU. fB'. lo yoa ct-l (ifO at once and CH I'HKMIIir- lor involuntary of the brain. Imt vitality, all generative organs tit of opium, -eMc and society a lUvtli. Tlie Amer y prop's, Spencer, V, or three for $ Ckmdman aJrug Jmuha. Neb. NE. sanil,wswtlloe Win. Usta. V : prise bumS (las U ear fatal aoodspatufcs mnranwili &TMUMHI tlu, -d wUImI A bottL ofBiss dMatteeSBt 8U.Wierk. e- r nsinjf ''Youth t rcmitnc French V.S. ItLharn antn pure iipriiig 0a, moth brown tt freckles, tan, a Milt velvety kl look of intui 4 a package, three Wee, 'Hie Anicri. prop1, Spencer, nv (inodinan l)nir Oinaha, Neb, bold J ptiMpering, r 7lni biisiiieos. xola Record. A Firm Believer in Honesty. There was an occurrence not Jong ago in the city of Minneapolis which well illustrated I lie inakhi;; of virtue a ne cessity and profiting thereby. A lady, than wboae name there in none better known in the theatrical world, was playing an engagement at the t.raud. She stopped, of course, at the West. One day she was engaged in looking over her wardrobe, or a portion of it, in her room, and, being busy, had her luncheon sent to her room. When it came her stage diamonds, made of the purest paste, were scattered about on the table, among them being a large cross, heavily set with sparkling dia monds. It caught the eye of the waiter who brought up the tray, and, by a lit tle juggling with his napkin, lie se cured it. He rushed downstairs as soon as jws sible, to, in vulgar parlance, ' hock" it, but found that he could raise but fifty cents on it He was a "smooth guy," bo he hastened back to the hotel, only to find that the lady had departed for the matinee performance. To the theatre lie went, and, securing admis sion to the stage entrance on "pressing business from Miss , hotel," he found the lady and restored to her the diamond cross, which, he plausibly set forth, had become entangled in a nap kin. She had never even missed the or nament, but she was so delighted with the fellow's honesty that she bestowed on him a five dollar bill. This is a true story, and one which will not be incor porated among those in the Sunday school books under the title, "The lie ward of Honesty." St Paul Globe. No Sampling Wanted. While in Canada recently I went into a candy store to make a purchase, and, at I had always done at home, sampled some of the varieties piled on the count er. And what do you think I found ? Cay enne pepper! At first I supposed it was some candy made for April fool's day, but when 1 sampled two other piles which looked tempting, and from which, had they pleased me, I should have pur chased, I found that cayenne pepper was in each piece. "In order to stop customers eating candy they don't pay for," said my companion. I tell you I was mad; and when I thought of the way in this country, where one is asked to sample everything unknown before buying, I told the clerk I didn't want the caramels. Xew York Tribune. StJacobsOiI an all ACHES rROMPTLY' If You wuh to be Fat. Says the Illustrated American to k correspondent: So you huve eaten things full of starch, sugar, and grease, and all to no fleshy profit, which la the desire of yoar life. Terhaps you are naturally spare of person, and if your unfortunate thinness is net the result of Ill-health, try an old-fashioned ?attener milk. Every night, just be fore stepping into bed, drink a glass of fresh milk. Sip it liesurely, and be sure tisno acid. I have seen wonders worked by this simple remedy. Try It for three weeks, step on a slot machine ind report the results. "Golden Medical Discovery" cure .hone diseatee which come from blood impurities scrofula and skin diseases, tores and swellings. But does it? It's put up by the thousands of eallons, and sold to nun ireds of thousands. Can it cure a; well as though it had been compounded lust for your Its makers say that thousands of peo pie who ha ve had Tetter and Salt-rheum Eczema and Erysipelas, Carbuncles and Sore Eyes, Thick Neck and Knl irged Qlands, are well today, because the used it Suppose that this is to. Suppose that a quick-witted man was far-seeing snough to know that to cleanse the loocfwas to cleanse the life. Suppose that by many experiments and after many failures, be discovered this golden key to health and that his faith is it for you is so strong tbat you can go to your druggist, buy a bottle, and if it doesn't help you, yo 1 can get your mouey returned chee-fully. Will you try it The remedy to have faith in, is the simedy tho makers meinaeivee nave ristr in. TT.mor'a Hn7f "I'hMM Sir. I BIB starving. I've had nothing to eat for days, "won 1 you give mu uw "A dollar' That's a good deal: Ity" "Not to keep a man alive four lar? isn't tor four days, your honur." Sm of Hornet 40 Years the Standard. A Sequel to Ir He had a push cart f uU of "the latest and-best" novels, says the New York .Sun, Bod had just opened up on fie comer of Third avenue and Twenty-seventh street when a young woman stopped and inquired: "Have you a re.il good bock?" "I have, lady," he replied. "Here is the lutest thing out and just what will pb-ase you. Let's see!'' -Is it real entertaining. The eiitertainingest book publislied for a year, miss, as I'm willing to swear to. I was so interested in it that 1 sat up all night and never Tvent to the bank next day. Ah! here it is; "How She Won Mini." Tells you all about how a young woman of of well about 24, m ss, and the very picture of your self, begging pardon, won a lovely hus band that he was so rich he gravel roofed his stable with pearls and dia monds. Jt gives you an insight into "How much?" she interrupted, as she took out her purse. "Fifiy tents, miss, and as I was going to " "I'll take it." She dropped him a half, took the book, and passed on, and the old fellow had a twinkle in his eyes as he looked after her and mutteered: "She will be along again in three or four days, and then I'll sell her the jequelloit: 'How He Skipped Out After He Was Won.' (Jot to study human nature in thes dull times." The Heroism or a Child. In the liodlean Library at Oxford is the most touching record of heroes and self saciifice on the part of a child. 1 he lower door of St. Leonard's Church, liridgeworth, was left open, and two young boys, wandering in, were tempted to mount to the upp3r part, and scramble from beam to beam All at once a joist gave away. The beam on which they were standing be came displaced. The elder had just time to grasp it when falling, while the younger slipping over his body, caught hold of his comrade's legs. In this fearful position the poor lads hung, crying vainly for help, for no one was near. At length the boy clinging to the beam became exhausted. He could no longer s .pport the double weight He called out to the ld below that they were loth done for. "Could you save yourself if I were to loose you," replied the younger hid. "I think I could," returned tho elder. "Then good-by, and God bless you!" said the little fellow, loosing his hold. Another second and he was dashed to pieces on the stone floor below. His companion clambered to a place of safety. Chatterbox for March. There Is a Hoy I Cnii Trust. We once visited a public school. At recess a little fellow came up and spoke to the teacher: as he turned to go down the platform, the master said: "That is a boy I can trust! He never failed me." We followed him with our eye and looked at him when he took his seat after recess. lie had a fine, open manly face. We thought a good deal about the masters remark. What a character had that boy earned. He had already got what would be worth more to him than a fortune. It would be a passport into the best store in the city, and, what is better, into tlis con fidence and respect of the whole com munity. We wonder if the boys know how soon they are rated by other peo ple. Eve'y boy in the neighborhood is known, and opinions are formed of him; he has a character either favor able or unfavorable. A boy of whom the master can say, "I cm trust him he never failed me," will never want employment Our Dumb Animals. What keeps the Bicycler Upright Let us sunpose a 'cyclist mounted on his wheel and riding, say, toward the north, He finds himself beginning to tilt toward his right He is r.ow going not only north with the machine, but east also. He turns the wheel east ward. The point of support must of necessity travel In the plane of the wheel; hence it at once begins to go eastward, and, as it moves much fasler than the rider tilts, it quickly gels under him, and tiie machine is again upright. To one standing at a distance in front or rear, the bottom of the wheel will be seen to move to tho right and left, just as I moved the foot of the skeleton frame a moment ago. I conclude, then, that the stability of the bicycle is due to turning the wheel to the right or left, whatever way the leaning is, and thus keeping the point of support under the rider, yst as a boy keeps upright on his lingers a broomstick standing on its smallest end Charles IS. Warring, in The Pop ular Science Monthly. Trnvcrlit" of Md iclna. People who are fond of taking medi cine may gratify their taste and put money in their pockets at the s:ime time. A homeopathic college pays persons to take drugs and keep a rec ord of their effect These drug-takers must be sound In health and not habi tual users of tobacco, tea, coffee, or alcohol stimulants. For converting their stomachs into laboratories the "orovert," as tbey are called, receive 85 a week. Torture hi Mexico. Torture is probably not infrequent in Mexico today. It W known to have been used in some instances within comparatively recent years to extract details of suspected political crime. The Mexican method is the bow-string or cord drawn around the victim's neck, and slowly tightened tintii the sufferer is ready to tell the stof'y. This is done in the dungeons with which Mexican prisons abound, and which are relies of the days of Spanish occu pation. Mexicaiu would no dou'it in dignantly deny that torture is a part of their judicial procedure, lint as reli able Americans state that they have seen the victims before and after the infliction, the denial amounts to very little. During the days of the Tudor, when the rack was in constant opera tion, its use was contrary to English law. So it is in the Spanish American countries where despots are a law unto themselves. The Middle Ages are not as much the past ages us they might be in a good part both of Europe and America, letting alone the barbarous regions of the world. ' rion PlunV Nicknami. Illustration American: Prince Xa polean was dull, he was incapable, he was a coward. Helpless, hopeless, he was the degenerate bearer of a great name. The public hurled great epi. thets at him. He returned from the Crimea to the Palis lloyal tn be re ceived as Craint Plomb, (fears lead) which afterwards becama Plon Plon. Xot satisfied with tacking this nick name on him, the press tore his reputa tion to pieces, and so it was that when his engagement with the Princess Clothilde, claiightes of Victor Emman uel, was announced, all Europe and America was shocked. I'urlly of Sea Air. Professor Poster, of Florence, has re cently examined the air of the island of Elba, ami come to the following im portant and practical conclusions: I. The air of an island, even when of con siderable side, contains fewer bacteria than the mainland. 2. When tho wind is off the sea the number of bac teria is enormously decreased. 3 A comparatively narrow iirm of the sea is suflicient to purify the air blowing over it 4. Atmospheric bacteria in crease in proportion to the velocity of lie wind. 5. Itain is the most impor ant factor in purifying air of its con tained germs. An Old Settler. An 'English naturalist who put in two years in a boarding house spent the next five in tracing the bedbug back to his native lair. He found per fectly authentic information to prove that the insect existed and was full of business in the year 120 IS. C. He was even found in the camps of the army and no war fleet was deemed fitted out without a liberal sprinkling. The flint ftauk. The Hunk of England was estab-' lished in 1(193, and is older than any of the institutions of the class in any other of ttie great nations. It was not' the first of the important financial houses, however. 1 he Bank of Venice' was created in 1101, that of Genoa in' 1407. that of Hambure in 1019 and that ofltotterdam in KWo. In 1803 the ank of France was established. Butter From Cocoamits. Cocounut butter is a new food stuff, which seems to have a useful future before it. According to a report by, the British vice-consul at Berlin, the production of an edible fat from the marrow of the cocoanut has been carried on for the last two years by a firm at Mannheim, the process having been discovered three years before by Dr. Schlinck. Factories having the same object are about to be established at Paris and at Amsterdam. The nuts come from the Soute Sea islands and also from certain places on the African and South American coasts. The but ter, which is sold at less than half the price of ordinary butter in London, contains from 00 to 70 per cent of fat and 23 to 25 per cent of organic matter. Its color is white; it is of an agreeable taste' is suitable for cooking purposes and is being purchased by the poor, who prefer it to murgerine. Being free from acid, it digests with greater ease than dairy butter, and is prefer able in other ways to the bad butter which too often finds its way to mar ket. It is also a more attractive com pound than the various preparations called margeriue, some of which have such very questionable origin. A Logical Scqnrnee, A tramp, putting his head inside the door of a grocery, asked : "Please, mister, gi' me a piece o' paper to wrap suthin' in." A piece was given him; the door closed, but in a second opened again. "Please gi' me su'thlo' to wrap in it." Judge. A Twenty-Acre rand. A twenty-acre pond bubbled up out of the earth In Center county, Pa., last winter, In twenty minutes. The people round about there thought the foundations of the earth had given away. AN AlTOeatAPSj, 0 I':, turtle little fill for Ia41reetlOB, Slek Headache, Dyspepsia, Tenia Liver, Soar BtOBaach, IMuIaeee. Are the Beat Hefalator or Liver, train, Si I ela. They sever rail to care Chromic CoBaUaatioB. Saaall, ar - M l ake, io not Crtaa or Caaee Palm, it Cestlt B. C De Witt at Co., CaUcaco. A living Out of .Matrimony. Talking about queer w&ys of makinj me's bread and butter, there are tw men in the city hall who manage U make a very substantial living out o: Iheir scheru'i. It is generally knowi that the average number of marriages i the city hall every year retiches the largf total of 1,200. Most of these marriage ire devoid of romance, being contracted by the poorer class of Italians. A goov many, however, are hasty unions, whert Ihe bride and groom have reasons foi nurrying down to the hall to have tlu tnot tied. These persons generallj wme without witnesses. That is jusi r.here the two men I speak of come in They can tell a couple who want to ge married when they see them approacl the halL Tweucy-iwo years expericne hnd observation has made them in fall ible in this respect. In a minute the make themselves known to the groon and before he knows it they have tin blank cei li ficate drawn up and ready fos signature. If the mayor happens to bt kway they hustle around and get ai klderman to perform the ceremony, and tn fact, everything connected with tin marriage is done by them in a systematii way. Of course the groom generallj Jestifies his appreciation by a tip rang I lg from .$5 to $25. In one case a fe f $50 was obtained. When the duki if Marlborough was united to Mrs llamersley by Mayor Hewitt the tw natrimonal "fixers" expected a big fa fee. They were chagrined, however Vhen they were left out in the cold They have no use now for aristorrats.- A Strange Kxpurience. . Merchant "Anything remarkable happen on your last trip?" Drummer "ttemarkablel One of the mosi phenomenal occurences ever heard of, gave me such a start that 1 haven't got over it yet It was on the night, exprcrs East" "Well! Well! What was it?" "The train suddenly stopped, and when the passengers began asking the conductor what was the matter, lie didn't rush away, nor hew nor haw, noi anything. He just stood still and told them." Street & Smith's Good Xews. "Here's a pretty good coat, if yoi wish It," said the warm-hearted worn an. ''Your kindness1 excuses your ignor ance, ma'am," answered Mr. Weary Watkins, "but I can't wear no sack coat with this silk hat, See '!" When Colonel Xevermix was asked to propose a toast to Kentucky ht arose and said: "Kentucky. Heaven bless her! With all her faults I love her still." l-.I "WHAT AN ASS AMI!" The ass thought himself as fine look ing as his neighbor, the horse, until he, one day, saw himself in the looking- glass, when he, said "What an ass am I!" Are there not scores of people who Cftnnot see themselves as others see them? They have bad blood, pim ples, blotches, eruptions, and other kin dred disfigurements. All these annoy ing things could be entirely eradicated, and the skin restored to "lily white ness," If that world-fumed remedy, Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, were given a fair trial. It cures all humors, from the ordi nary blotch, pimple or eruption to tho worst scrofula, or the most inveterate blood-taints, no matter what their na ture, or whether they bo inherited or acquired. The "Golden Medical Dis covery" is the only blood - purifier guaranteed to do just what it is rec ommended to, or money refunded. World's Dispensary Medical As sociation, Proprietors, No. 603 Main Street Buffalo, X. Y. mFf GREENHOUSE. VI faf Kind-urHoaaei-laau Miruba, Vegetable CUau. AND CUT FLOWERS. MAIL OKDKUS MJLlClTtb. n. H.AT1, YORK. XKBR. 6J I f . - . KaKaaaoll r&hJ&.We kajl 16 -3 E:-fi ar and eat foil Laaoripttea of a wiiu K.. o.reniar and me full laanlntlea af li ici other atylaa to M. A. 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